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  • @jirikrajak
    @jirikrajak Před 2 lety +4287

    Henry was pretty drunk, so i understand his little accident.. R.I.P. Henry
    We never forget your last motivational speak :DDDDDDDDDDD

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety +292

      Oh wow you’re right! It all makes sense now!

    • @3musketerantidbd174
      @3musketerantidbd174 Před 2 lety +11

      Wow

    • @HolyFurryFish1998
      @HolyFurryFish1998 Před 2 lety +11

      420 likes; gotta leave it.

    • @minhhoang347
      @minhhoang347 Před 2 lety +35

      When he drunk he often think about his fat ugly wife.
      That is why he is alway in Nietzche mode when around alcohol.

    • @zombine009
      @zombine009 Před 2 lety +32

      Man, he was taken too soon.

  • @GoodwinGhost
    @GoodwinGhost Před 2 lety +4820

    Total War Shogun 2 generals: honorably encourages their men before a fight
    Total War Medieval 2 generals: drunken banter with the lads

    • @yoloman3607
      @yoloman3607 Před 2 lety +369

      Maybe a poet will write a sad line about their fate

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety +237

      You love to see it!

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety +428

      He died drunk diving onto his own mens wooden stakes after already winning the battle 😅

    • @jlima5509
      @jlima5509 Před 2 lety +71

      I guess you guys never got "sword of the moon people" retainer...

    • @aymanelkadouri8235
      @aymanelkadouri8235 Před 2 lety +8

      @@Pilps what true lad

  • @thevoidlookspretty7079
    @thevoidlookspretty7079 Před 2 lety +2975

    “Unification of England.”
    *Shows Ireland*
    England 100.

    • @jamescpalmer
      @jamescpalmer Před 2 lety +185

      You Englanded correctly.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety +167

      Heh heh 😈

    • @testaccount4191
      @testaccount4191 Před 2 lety +178

      what they going to do? cars have not been invented yet to car bomb

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 Před 2 lety +25

      I'm sure that won't become a problem in, oh, 700-800 years?

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 Před 2 lety +77

      @@testaccount4191 Don't have to defeat the Irish Republican Army if there's no functional republics

  • @Archris17
    @Archris17 Před 2 lety +2627

    Amazing how 15 years ago, they had the tech for expansive sieges, individual model stats and units that change their look depending on your tech level and now they don't have any of that...

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety +796

      Back when CA cared. Big sad.

    • @TealWolf26
      @TealWolf26 Před 2 lety +397

      CA: We don't do that here. Want to buy more DLC factions?

    • @Archris17
      @Archris17 Před 2 lety +59

      @@Pilps Okay, well at least the sieges are getting a bit better in Warhammer 3? Took 'em bloody long enough, but it's a step forward :)

    • @shoaibakther1453
      @shoaibakther1453 Před 2 lety +171

      @@Archris17 lol nice joke

    • @oilslick7010
      @oilslick7010 Před 2 lety +259

      Visual representation of upgraded equipment was the best thing they invented and my biggest gripe with CA ever since they removed it

  • @diapason89
    @diapason89 Před 2 lety +871

    Chosokabe: "My favorite animal is the porcupine."
    England: "Me too, lad."

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety +49

      Heh heh I see what you did there!

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 Před 2 lety +40

      On one side of the world, Japan stands united, hardened by a hundred years of warfare.
      On the other, Europe and the Americas march under one banner.
      In between them, China shivers in terror.

    • @FranciscoPerez-px5us
      @FranciscoPerez-px5us Před 2 lety +4

      @@ladywaffle2210 that would be sick

    • @alanmike6883
      @alanmike6883 Před 2 lety +2

      Two peoples of a kind on the other side of the world lol

  • @isaacscerri9696
    @isaacscerri9696 Před 2 lety +2966

    If you imagine hard enough every battle will feel like Agincourt.
    - Some English longbowman.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety +237

      Said somewhere in the invasion of France, probably, 1265

    • @machiavellianoverture1747
      @machiavellianoverture1747 Před 2 lety +40

      And St. Crispin's Day Speech can be applied in almost every great battle

    • @Sammyfarel
      @Sammyfarel Před 2 lety

      @@Pilps can you tell me what is the next video Will be pretty please 🙏🙏

    • @aether4452
      @aether4452 Před 2 lety +4

      welsh* longbowman.

    • @Shisnoparadoxe
      @Shisnoparadoxe Před 2 lety +7

      But if you don't you can quickly end up at the battle of Patay.

  • @qwaku4907
    @qwaku4907 Před 2 lety +363

    Aztecs just chilling*
    Phips: "The E in english stands for *EMPIRE* "

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety +20

      HEH HEH, everywhere is England

    • @zombine009
      @zombine009 Před 2 lety +16

      Don't you hate it when you just get invaded some hundreds of years early.

    • @legateelizabeth
      @legateelizabeth Před 2 lety +17

      Ah, England. The E in England stands for Empire, and the M in England stands for Morals.

    • @regginsouth9565
      @regginsouth9565 Před 2 lety +4

      @@legateelizabeth no it's N ,and it means Need to go to school.

  • @ltramon7463
    @ltramon7463 Před 2 lety +352

    France: We know now not to trust you.
    England: The fact that you trusted me in the first place was your first mistake.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety +18

      Heh heh *LONGBOWS GO BRRRRRRRRRRRR*

  • @kenny187ful
    @kenny187ful Před 2 lety +1426

    Any England campaign: Conquer everything like a true Englishmen, and defend Wales from the dreaded Portuguese

    • @warlerker
      @warlerker Před 2 lety +153

      Little Brother Wales must be protected from Old Man Portugal.

    • @Dave1The2Rave3
      @Dave1The2Rave3 Před 2 lety +81

      Portugal and England/UK is the world's longest standing alliance

    • @lahire4943
      @lahire4943 Před 2 lety +7

      Conquer everything but Europe...

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety +12

      Oh yes :D

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety +17

      Wales is England now silly aha

  • @cruzaider5339
    @cruzaider5339 Před 2 lety +3358

    Conquering quite literally every inch of land like a true English man

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety +306

      If it ain’t red then it should be!

    • @kevinhofman8369
      @kevinhofman8369 Před 2 lety +58

      "Colonizing"

    • @cruzaider5339
      @cruzaider5339 Před 2 lety +46

      @@kevinhofman8369 Unintentionally own the land

    • @cromwellthesynth
      @cromwellthesynth Před 2 lety +77

      The world is all English, just as God intended

    • @cruzaider5339
      @cruzaider5339 Před 2 lety +13

      @@cromwellthesynth Just as long as there's people it's English

  • @michaelnoctor1519
    @michaelnoctor1519 Před 2 lety +1264

    Everyone :"No, you can't just place stakes and shoot us with arrows! Fight us man to man!"
    England: "Haha arrows go burrr"

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety +92

      Arrows go *BRRRRRRRRRR*

    • @kasrkinfromcadia3987
      @kasrkinfromcadia3987 Před 2 lety +47

      The funny thing is that England can do that, they have very good melee infantry, both from castles and cities. The only thing they lack is cavalry.

    • @thatsneakyneenja2595
      @thatsneakyneenja2595 Před 2 lety +14

      @@kasrkinfromcadia3987 If you are good at micro even just a single generals bodyguard is enough to devastate most armies in my experience.

    • @TheGeoCheese
      @TheGeoCheese Před 2 lety +27

      @@thatsneakyneenja2595 ain’t that the truth. Besides all you need from the cavalry pool are mailed knights upgraded for the late game and they’ll serve you well with just the right amount of micro.

    • @Gutenburg100
      @Gutenburg100 Před 2 lety +3

      @@TheGeoCheese or just mass archers and stakes and watch the carnage unfold lol.

  • @_MrPixel_
    @_MrPixel_ Před 2 lety +199

    5:12
    Aah yes who could forget the English conquistadors who ventured into the new world fought the Aztecs and formed New London in the year 1170 AD.

    • @user-kc5gf3rw3n
      @user-kc5gf3rw3n Před rokem +4

      🤣🤣

    • @godlovesyou1995
      @godlovesyou1995 Před rokem +5

      I think there were some english conquistadors who fought the mayans

    • @spikem5950
      @spikem5950 Před rokem +7

      @@godlovesyou1995 The Mayans were gone before the Europeans set foot there, that civilization kind of just vanished.

  • @jonathanwells223
    @jonathanwells223 Před 2 lety +437

    I love how you somehow got a general that was actually insane in that army you sent to the new world.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety +86

      It was fitting I guess 😂

    • @Beenevolence
      @Beenevolence Před 2 lety +2

      @@Pilps did you use a mod for that?

    • @jonathanwells223
      @jonathanwells223 Před rokem +34

      @@Beenevolence no, it’s just a random trait that a general can have

    • @Beenevolence
      @Beenevolence Před rokem +1

      @@jonathanwells223 What I meant was for the new world content

    • @lfcmike12
      @lfcmike12 Před rokem +5

      @@Beenevolence That's the dlc for medieval 2

  • @DWatchRazgriz
    @DWatchRazgriz Před 2 lety +890

    The rest of the world: We have you outnumbered! Surrender!
    England, with the best archers in the game: I like those odds.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety +80

      Longbows go *BRRRRRRR*

    • @MrAsh1100
      @MrAsh1100 Před 2 lety +78

      Rest of the World: We have you surrounded!
      England: Ah, goodness! Now we don't even have to aim!

    • @oreo3087
      @oreo3087 Před 2 lety +1

      @@MrAsh1100 I swear i saw you before

    • @MrAsh1100
      @MrAsh1100 Před 2 lety

      @@oreo3087 Getting the old Deja vu? Or perhaps if you know me by the name of....Captain Matias Torres, Captain of the Alicorn, Nuke Osea, Defender of Marine-chan on youtube.com, and Torres Living in a Society.

    • @oreo3087
      @oreo3087 Před 2 lety

      @@MrAsh1100 you're from a video about hero hei,am i right?

  • @SkySweeperSyn
    @SkySweeperSyn Před 2 lety +309

    I honestly still believe Med 2 has the most immersive feeling battles. The colors, the weather, the sounds. it all feels gritty and I love it

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety +44

      The sounds of bows and arrows in this game is gorgeous!

    • @abhi5504
      @abhi5504 Před rokem

      Its definitely up there but it's not the best

    • @dk-sky3820
      @dk-sky3820 Před rokem +16

      The last TW game where you could actually FEEL the weight and impact of heavy cavalry

    • @mckinneyhunts
      @mckinneyhunts Před rokem +5

      Same here. It's what I play. I've tried most of the other historic TW games but always come back to Med. 2. The cities and castles are beautiful. I wish you could use every inch of the buildings and extend sieges into multiple turns, but other than that it just has better battles, simple interface, etc. I love it. I would like to see Medieval 3 but might be disappointed.

    • @joejosa8985
      @joejosa8985 Před 8 měsíci

      I was disappointed after ME2.

  • @nazgulthedeathless9403
    @nazgulthedeathless9403 Před 2 lety +72

    2:35 idk why but there’s something so… impactful and emotional about facing off against the last enemy army with their king leading them. Depending on how long your war with them has been your ready for it to end yet also sad that it has to come to said end. The enemy putting up fight after fight despite your armies decimating them yet they still call one final charge into your lines and as you watch this imminent clash you realize… this is the moment you destroyed a nation…

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety +23

      Damm you're right. It's hauntingly beautiful the way you described it, thanks for commenting it!

    • @nazgulthedeathless9403
      @nazgulthedeathless9403 Před 2 lety +4

      @@Pilps I’m here every upload lmao

  • @KaneRawrhammer
    @KaneRawrhammer Před 2 lety +297

    8:12 That general must of had the Drunkard Trait, an unattractive wife, and very poor command skills to give that kind of speech lol

    • @stalhandske9649
      @stalhandske9649 Před 2 lety +54

      Just the drunkard, if memory serves. That speech is the "English drunkard default speech", I think even an unmarried drunkard general would give the same.
      Sad really that these more varied speeches were really made for only a handful of factions, some of them are _so_ good. The rest had to do with just a few, which gets monotonic after a while.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety +69

      I miss traits actually having results on the generals, would love some drunk shogun 2 generals aha

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety +40

      Poor Henry and his ugly wife

    • @JakeBaldwin1
      @JakeBaldwin1 Před 2 lety +20

      I like how they will usually incorporate things like army composition and who they are fighting into the speeches. Something I miss heavily in the new total war titles.

    • @francisquito4590
      @francisquito4590 Před 2 lety +7

      @@stalhandske9649 Spain has a TON of speeches in the spanish version, not only for the traits of the general, but the general will also mention Saint Barbara (the saint of the powder) if you have arcabusiers or cannons

  • @kirne3953
    @kirne3953 Před 2 lety +149

    8:10 I would follow that man even through hell with a speech like that! After all, if he doesn't know what he is doing, the enemy can't know either!

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety +35

      Drunk speeches are best speeches!

  • @user-el2yw1kb5h
    @user-el2yw1kb5h Před 2 lety +106

    RIP Henry, he had the best battle speeches 😔

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety +30

      He just didn't want to go back to his wife aha

    • @mercenarygundam1487
      @mercenarygundam1487 Před rokem

      ​@@Pilps I mean, Turkey meat is quite good in the Americas. Why go home when you have something new that you can't even get back in England.

  • @Raptor747
    @Raptor747 Před 2 lety +87

    I have to say, your strategy and general shenanigans displayed here was amazing and hilarious. Buying a random province in Turkey, demolishing everything and disbanding any garrison, then gifting the province to France, was just such a Big Brain move.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety +14

      Haha thank you! I just thought it was hilarious to do! Glad you enjoyed the video :D

    • @CrzyWzrd4L
      @CrzyWzrd4L Před rokem

      Oh I love doing this, or bribing settlements and then giving them to one of their enemies. Sometimes I’ll even bribe a general I’m at war with, disband his entire army, then send him to fight his former countrymen and purposefully get him killed.

  • @unlyokosympa9445
    @unlyokosympa9445 Před 2 lety +1045

    French generals: nooooo you have to fight with honor and a spear like a knight
    Some bri''ish farmer: haha longbows goes wooosh

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety +73

      Heh heh, Longbows go *BRRRRRRRR*

    • @warlerker
      @warlerker Před 2 lety +11

      @@Pilps Longbows go THNKTHNKTHTH%THTHTTHTHTTHTTHTHTHTTHTTHTHTHTHTTHTHTTHTTHTHTHTTHTTHTHTHTHTTHTHTTHTTHTHTHTTHTTHTHTHTHTTHTHTTHTTHTHTHTTHTTHTHTHTHTTHTHTTHTTHTHTHTTHTTHTHTHTHTTHTHTTHTTHTHTHTTHTTHTHTHTHTTHTHTTHTTHTHTHTTHTTHTHTHTHTTHTHTTHTTHTHTHTTHTTHTHTHTHTTHTHTTHTTHTHTHTTHTTHTHTHTHTTHTHTTHTTHTHTHTTHTTHTHTHNK THNK THNK

    • @Kaiimei
      @Kaiimei Před 2 lety +42

      The funny part is, a lot of archers really would have just been farmers or craftsmen drafted into the army, because every englishman had to practice archery for two hours every Sunday from the age of 7. So it's not surprising that England had a lot of archers effectively on-call.

    • @warlerker
      @warlerker Před 2 lety +7

      @@Kaiimei Well when your perpetually at war with Germany spain and france the other 3 European Superpowers thats what you need.

    • @nsahandler
      @nsahandler Před 2 lety +2

      Longbow go TWANG

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight Před 2 lety +506

    England be like *"Don't mind us, we're just passing to take your **-lands-** teas"*
    You just made the queen very happy. I hope you'll be blessed by unlimited supply of tea xD

    • @shinodamasaru7945
      @shinodamasaru7945 Před 2 lety +21

      "It's a free real estate",- King of England

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety +30

      Everything and everywhere is ENGLAND

    • @nicholasthuya7683
      @nicholasthuya7683 Před 2 lety +4

      @@Pilps quite fitting since your an Australian
      You still literally serve the queen

    • @cnlbenmc
      @cnlbenmc Před 2 lety +1

      +@@Pilps+ Rule Brittania *INTENSIFIES* *!*

  • @finaladvance5085
    @finaladvance5085 Před 2 lety +70

    4 things I miss from this ild game.
    1: actually carrying the siege weapons
    2: manually ordering replacements for units lost
    3: being able to capture the enemy general
    4: the unit formations

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety +29

      And the diplomacy, I love being able to buy lands and get map information trades, and depending on the traits, would effect the battle speeches, hence my drunk general speech aha, it’s why I kinda don’t want a Medieval 3, because I know CA would fuck it up or underperform in the delivery of quality compared to their games like medieval 2

    • @JakeBaldwin1
      @JakeBaldwin1 Před 2 lety +6

      @@Pilps I kind of wish that CA would update the graphics to modern specs and change nothing else. Maybe add arrows sticking in troops like shogun 2 but that's it.

  • @ninjartist36
    @ninjartist36 Před 2 lety +84

    "With enough English longbows in your army you can make any battle feel like Agincourt" - Robertus Maximus

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety +6

      Oh yes! I took that quote quite literally!

    • @ninjartist36
      @ninjartist36 Před 2 lety +3

      @@Pilps I noticed

  • @privatecookie29
    @privatecookie29 Před 2 lety +418

    The England Experience or as it's also known as; How to ruin Scotland in 4 minutes or less.
    God I love Pilps videos.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety +18

      Haha English Longbows go *BRRRRRRRR*

    • @zubbworks
      @zubbworks Před 2 lety +1

      Under two turn gang turn up.

  • @GoodwinGhost
    @GoodwinGhost Před 2 lety +302

    The first bit with Ricky, Stephan, and Karl is already gold

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety +23

      Haha thank you! I think the clip perfectly summed up it all

  • @Sorieat
    @Sorieat Před 2 lety +44

    Imagine being a soldier in the first days of this campaign having been apart of war in Scotland, Ireland, Mexico, France and Poland and see all your friends die around you and you are still be alive

  • @GrasshopperKelly
    @GrasshopperKelly Před 2 lety +30

    "The *END* of the Scots!"
    Aren't those scots in your army?!
    "I used the scots, to destroy the scots!"

  • @zillafire101
    @zillafire101 Před 2 lety +73

    "Our longbows will blot out the sun!"

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety +10

      Longbows go *BRRRRRR*

    • @heavystalin2419
      @heavystalin2419 Před 2 lety +3

      Then I'll make 2 in its stead

    • @JonAddisonFilms
      @JonAddisonFilms Před 2 lety +4

      "Then we shall surrender in the shade!"
      - The French... probably.

    • @Alarak_
      @Alarak_ Před rokem

      @@JonAddisonFilms "Then we shall behead them in the shade !"
      - Definitively us XD

  • @m.ajiprasetyo7188
    @m.ajiprasetyo7188 Před 2 lety +764

    Ahh yes, the European Chosokabe
    By the way it is really nice seeing you cover the Medieval 2 Total War, Looking forward for your future videos!

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety +68

      Basically yes! And thank you! It’s fun finally adding a new total war to the channel!

    • @m.ajiprasetyo7188
      @m.ajiprasetyo7188 Před 2 lety +14

      @City Watch Guard Haha yeah, they might be. It's just that in terms of Total War Games, I like to refer Chosokabe as Japanese Agincourt Machine and refer England as European Chosokabe.

    • @Swift-mr5zi
      @Swift-mr5zi Před 2 lety +1

      Can you plz explain to me the reference? Dis the Chosokabe use archers a lot or something?

    • @willistuttle966
      @willistuttle966 Před 2 lety +5

      Eurokabe

    • @pp-wo1sd
      @pp-wo1sd Před 2 lety +1

      @@willistuttle966
      That would be Otomo clan

  • @Volound
    @Volound Před 2 lety +29

    exiling france to the middle of turkey, a fate worse than death, lmao.
    medieval 2 was such an amazing game. its easy to overlook nice details like the generals speeches and the memey agent cutscenes, but videos like these make them impossible to forget.
    also the slow turtling you could do in this game to play tall and have a british economic marvel with high level guilds and sherwood archers and then storm the middle east on crusade with arquebus and bombards supporting the longbows and billmen. god damn this game was great.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety

      Haha they deserved it! And I know man, I love the sound design in this game and the many ways of how to go about things with politics!

  • @tyroystan3888
    @tyroystan3888 Před 2 lety +13

    henry... So valiant and brave... Ran into stakes while drunk driving.... Poor man. RIP

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety +6

      He just didn’t want to go back to England to his ugly wife 😂

    • @mercenarygundam1487
      @mercenarygundam1487 Před 10 měsíci

      ​@@PilpsThat, or that's some intense Aztec Peyote.

  • @alanwestmoreland6152
    @alanwestmoreland6152 Před 2 lety +44

    William Wallace: *SCOTLAND FOREVA!!!*
    Longshanks: *k, 𝓕𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓼𝓮𝓷𝓭 𝓲𝓽.*

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety +5

      longbows go *BRRRRRRRRR*

  • @Anonymous-lo9bo
    @Anonymous-lo9bo Před 2 lety +275

    Shogun 2 and now Medieval 2, you're really going down the checklist for the best Total War titles aren't you?

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety +57

      Oh yes, I have taste you see 😎

    • @TheCreepercrusader
      @TheCreepercrusader Před 2 lety +3

      @@Pilps Explicitly good taste good sir!!! Do the Holy Roman Empire next pls!!!!!

    • @Anonymous-lo9bo
      @Anonymous-lo9bo Před 2 lety +1

      Gonna do vanilla-like campaigns or do you have plans for stainless steel as well? Feels like it would be fitting, since you did use expanded japan for your shogun 2 runs

    • @shinodamasaru7945
      @shinodamasaru7945 Před 2 lety

      He shall finish each campaign with crusade

    • @nicholasthuya7683
      @nicholasthuya7683 Před 2 lety

      @@Pilps I thought this was a pertinax upload until I checked the channel

  • @LEGOSHADOWSPARTAN
    @LEGOSHADOWSPARTAN Před 2 lety +44

    Cannot wait for the Poland Experience where you form full cavalry doom stacks and conquer the entire world with your hordes.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety +9

      OH YES!!!

    • @jorvach9874
      @jorvach9874 Před 2 lety +4

      Then the Un-winged Hussars arrived!
      ...Because there are no winged Hussars in Medieval 2.

  • @kenny187ful
    @kenny187ful Před 2 lety +27

    No matter how many TW games CA makes, Medieval 2 will always be the standard

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety +8

      Anything after Atilla is just shit in my eyes lol

    • @zm1786
      @zm1786 Před 2 lety

      @@Pilps based

  • @mathieuverschelden4525
    @mathieuverschelden4525 Před 2 lety +45

    Oh boy, medieval 2. What a glorious day to start a new series

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety +2

      Hell yeah babaaaaaay!!!

  • @SwampGreen14
    @SwampGreen14 Před 2 lety +103

    Man, I its nuts how good these videos are, they just wanna make me instantly start a new campaign. I think you could show anyone interested in global strategy games these vids and they would be chomping at the bits to play Total War. -Hats- Longbow off to you Sire!

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety +2

      Thank you for the kind words! Glad you enjoyed it friend :D

    • @anon6861
      @anon6861 Před 2 lety

      Yea imma go play england now

  • @editorproductions5238
    @editorproductions5238 Před 2 lety +8

    ''i want the pink elephants and pixies to charges the enemy'' had me dying

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety +2

      Good old drunk trait speeches!

  • @user-is1eq9jm2t
    @user-is1eq9jm2t Před 2 lety +77

    This is legit great lmao! Great content in the glory of the Queen!
    P.S.: I feel like doing a Rus experience will be really cool for memes, and also quite a challenge to survive until their best units can be availible, that can carry you through the Mongols. I remember I used to migrate the Rus into England to escape the Khergi... I mean mongols. Greetings from Moscow and have a good weekend ;)

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety +16

      Don’t worry all countries are planned! And yes that will be an interesting scenario! Hopefully I can survive aha

    • @madmarvshighwaywarrior2870
      @madmarvshighwaywarrior2870 Před měsícem

      Did you just mash up Total War with Mount and Blade?

    • @user-is1eq9jm2t
      @user-is1eq9jm2t Před měsícem

      @@madmarvshighwaywarrior2870 😌😉

  • @cnlbenmc
    @cnlbenmc Před 2 lety +113

    So is Medieval 2 going to be covered exclusively for a while or is Fall of the Samurai also going to show up in the videos?

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety +74

      Next video is the saga experience on fall of the samurai! Going to be juggling both total wars!

    • @cnlbenmc
      @cnlbenmc Před 2 lety +4

      +@@Pilps+ Most Excellent!

    • @jakzine540
      @jakzine540 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Pilps Kneeling fire...just...kneeling fire. Oh, the sweet sweet horror.
      And Armstrong Guns. Let's be real; you can utterly destroy entire armies, forts, and full-stack armies in full-development forts...with Armstrong Guns.

    • @kooshikoomeji3684
      @kooshikoomeji3684 Před 2 lety

      @@Pilps would be nice if you could cover the (barack) obama clan when you have time!

    • @thatoneguyii5458
      @thatoneguyii5458 Před 2 lety +2

      On a side note my favorite part of Fall of the samurai is just watching an entire unit of cavalry get gunned down by galing gun fire (a la Last Samurai style)

  • @nukemplay3662
    @nukemplay3662 Před 2 lety +63

    Я не знаю английский, но я понимаю что происходит и мне весело

    • @Tatar-h13
      @Tatar-h13 Před 2 lety +7

      жиза, но мозговой штурм по европе мне понравился))

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety +17

      That’s all that matters!

    • @redrebel1655
      @redrebel1655 Před 2 lety +8

      Забавно, не думал, что встречу тут русских

    • @m7ray
      @m7ray Před 2 lety

      @@redrebel1655 Бывает. Я тоже часто думаю, что я один русскоязычный в забугорных видео.

  • @AdministrativeResults
    @AdministrativeResults Před 6 měsíci +4

    'luv me longbows
    'ate the french
    simple as

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 6 měsíci +4

      Nuff said!

  • @bubbaphat8242
    @bubbaphat8242 Před 2 lety +30

    The memes. All the memes are absolutely amazing. You are truly a man of culture. The British humour was absolutely smashing (in heads of the French)!

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety +1

      Thank you! Glad you enjoyed the video :D

    • @bubbaphat8242
      @bubbaphat8242 Před 2 lety

      @@Pilps :)

    • @JakeBaldwin1
      @JakeBaldwin1 Před 2 lety

      I give it ten pincushioned frogs out of ten.

    • @Alarak_
      @Alarak_ Před rokem +1

      Well, you know ... We can put english and kings' humour on the edge, heh heh XD

  • @MrKrossix
    @MrKrossix Před 2 lety +8

    CAM ON INGERLAND! SCORE SUM FAKKIN GOALS!

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety +2

      FOR ENGALAAAAAAAAAANNDDDD

  • @jankygrunt
    @jankygrunt Před 2 lety +3

    I love the little ending movie recording the whole play through, it’s always cool to see in-world methods of telling the player the impact they had on the game, when a game jumps out at you with a pop up screen saying “great job!” It doesn’t have the same effect

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety +1

      Yeah it makes you feel more rewarded :D

  • @theamorphousflatsch2699
    @theamorphousflatsch2699 Před rokem +7

    Henrys death was propably the most fitting deaths possible in this game.

  • @kenny187ful
    @kenny187ful Před 2 lety +7

    Literally any square inch of land: *Exists*
    England: *BY SAINT GEORGE, It's free real estate*

    • @sjs9698
      @sjs9698 Před 2 lety +2

      ...just have to 'persuade' a few locals first.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety +1

      BY SAINT GEORGE!! THEY HAVE CHOCOLATE AND TOBACCO!

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety +1

      And send em to the slaughter in the first wave!

  • @MichChats
    @MichChats Před 2 lety +15

    This is amazing. Editing, editing is key. I need more Med 2 experiences.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety +3

      Thank you! Don't worry, more Medieval 2 is planned! :D

  • @thedapperfire2613
    @thedapperfire2613 Před 2 lety +5

    Always loved the mix between the humour and the more action packed scenes with your vids, it's perfectly blended so you aren't just stuffed with each or too much of one.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety

      Thanks a ton and glad you enjoy the videos! Thank you for commenting :)

  • @n0denz
    @n0denz Před 2 lety +2

    By Saint George! It's literally Saint George descending from Heaven with a longbow and wearing an Arsenal jersey!

  • @Dragonaut111
    @Dragonaut111 Před rokem +3

    To be born English is to win the lottery of life.

  • @YakMan8
    @YakMan8 Před 2 lety +9

    It never ceases to amaze me how well you build your economy in those games, so you can just straight up buy provinces on the other side of the map :DDD

    • @bigblackjay900
      @bigblackjay900 Před rokem +4

      Been playing this game as a kid and i still couldn't raise enough of my finances to buy provinces

    • @kingt0295
      @kingt0295 Před rokem

      @@bigblackjay900 sack slap a few faction capitals for 16-25 k

  • @red.s1k
    @red.s1k Před 2 lety +12

    Man I love your edits, you actually keep people entertained all the way through the video

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety

      Thank you for the kind words! Glad you enjoy the videos 😎

  • @brother_of_bruh
    @brother_of_bruh Před 8 měsíci +2

    The intro had me dying already

  • @radioface86
    @radioface86 Před 5 měsíci +1

    "Patiently awaiting to breach and butcher, sire."
    God, I love this game.

  • @FUnazis
    @FUnazis Před 2 lety +8

    Isn't it crazy that this game came out in 2006?
    Watching the little crusade called cutscene still gives me goosebumps, to this day.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety +7

      It's because back then, Total War games were made by people developing it that genially cared and wanted to make a great game, not because they wanted to make a great profit 😅

  • @PjAw27
    @PjAw27 Před 2 lety +12

    That Idiot Abroad clip for the intro was pure perfection! 😂 I know this is going to be an amazing video!

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety

      Haha thank you! I had a lot of fun editing that part! :D

  • @MsSpirit31
    @MsSpirit31 Před 2 lety +2

    Oh man the nostalgia! Inserted directly to my veins. First time watching you and loved the way you edit. You got yourself a sub. Well done and thanks for creating this. Was about to sleep but made me watch for 20 min which felt like 2.
    Bless you :)

  • @brianmark2530
    @brianmark2530 Před 2 lety +1

    I watched this while having only total war rome 2 for reference and there are so many mechanics and things that i just didn't understand. as well as me knowing none of the flags whatsoever. WIll continue to watch because they are entertainting even if only for the edits of memes that i don't get but still find funny. thank you for reading this and I hope your whole family has a nice christmas

  • @yavyav2281
    @yavyav2281 Před 2 lety +19

    Mhh nostalgia, one of my first campaign ever in a total war alongside the Julii in Rome

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety +2

      The good old days!!

  • @danielvolger2763
    @danielvolger2763 Před 2 lety +13

    I must say, its cool that we see also some other factions from other games. Nice video btw.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety +2

      It was refreshing doing another total war!

  • @STRZB001
    @STRZB001 Před 2 lety +3

    9:19 I’ve never been told “close your mouth kind sir” as eloquent and as nicely as this. English fellows are so genuinely polite.

  • @DannyIO
    @DannyIO Před 2 lety +1

    "and were buggered if shes on their side.. LOOK" that broke me

  • @irohn
    @irohn Před 2 lety +3

    Surprised and incredibly glad that you are now continuing with Medieval II!! Once you get bored or finish all the factions there are many amazing mods for it, the braindead recommendations would be Stainless Steel and Divide and Conquer.
    Also, just in case you are not aware, you can deactivate those forced "cutscenes" whenever a general dies, a siege equipment destroys something, etc.
    The video was amazing, thanks 👏👏

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety +1

      I plan on just sticking with the vanilla ways with the custom campaign mod! But I do plan on doing medieval kingdoms on Atilla at some point! Also I like the cutscenes! It’s good for cinematics :D

  • @arnaldogangana355
    @arnaldogangana355 Před 2 lety +7

    THE RETURN OF THE KING (Hopefully with loads of gunpowder with him)

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety +3

      In medieval times? That’s not until the broken timurids or mongols come!

  • @sirmount2636
    @sirmount2636 Před 2 lety

    Loved the alternation between the various front. Superb editing.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety +1

      Glad you liked it! Thank you for commenting :D

  • @PjAw27
    @PjAw27 Před 2 lety +1

    I love your shogun 2 videos but honestly this is your best total war video you’ve ever created! Fantastic, hilarious, epic. It’s everything! Well done!

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety

      Thank you for the kind words! Glad you enjoyed the video! :D

  • @MrCstish
    @MrCstish Před 2 lety +5

    Fooking A, back when Engerland scored goals!

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety +2

      If goals you mean colonisation!

  • @KnightofDark00180
    @KnightofDark00180 Před 2 lety +12

    I'm surprised you actually managed to keep this game stable for an entire "Experience" video. Nice work.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety +2

      Surprisingly it only crashed once

    • @Harpo_Gaming
      @Harpo_Gaming Před 2 lety +11

      I dont understand the unstable thing people talk about ive never experienced a crash

    • @user-vv3zc9il9k
      @user-vv3zc9il9k Před 9 měsíci

      ​@@Harpo_Gamingnever too

  • @legodude494
    @legodude494 Před 2 lety +1

    Sees 'The Fall of France' and 'The Last Days of France'
    Me, an Englishman: "Ah, sweeter words were never spoken!"

  • @user-ez5wx4cb1s
    @user-ez5wx4cb1s Před 5 měsíci +1

    Best quote of king Henry no comp: "I want the pink elephants and green pixies to lead the attack. Have you meet my wife?, bloody ugly women, probably fighting with that lot over there, and were buggered if she is on their side"

  • @AbdulHannanAbdulMatheen
    @AbdulHannanAbdulMatheen Před 2 lety +4

    👏🙂
    Ahh the medieval 2 executions are nostalgic. 🤣
    3:00 lol the cavalry charging into a line of spears.

  • @Dinozavr210
    @Dinozavr210 Před 2 lety +7

    I'm really glad Pilps got his hands on a game that yet has to be overthrown from its high quality standards place
    Thank you, Pilps, very cool

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety

      Thank you! Glad you enjoyed the video I had a lot of fun making it

    • @nukclear2741
      @nukclear2741 Před 2 lety +1

      I personally have more fun with the newer total war games myself, as I can never get a full understanding of the economy of this game, and the diplomacy system has caused me to rage quit more than once.

  • @not_fake_ninja4976
    @not_fake_ninja4976 Před 2 lety

    2:47 the burning ballista shot was beautiful. Hearing the enemy’s death screams while they’re burning were very hilarious when I nail those shots in siege battles also!

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety

      Beautiful shot!

  • @chiefoftheoldgods8912
    @chiefoftheoldgods8912 Před 2 lety +1

    I love these kinds of videos. I don't really have the time to sit down and play hours of total war, but I do enjoy watching a whole campaign in a little over 20 minutes.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety +1

      Thank you! Glad you enjoyed it! :D

  • @jpbar4230
    @jpbar4230 Před 2 lety +6

    The Unification of England.
    > invades Ireland and Wales
    Yeah, sounds like something the English would do.

  • @drummingkiwi8766
    @drummingkiwi8766 Před 2 lety +16

    Finally, the best nation

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety +6

      Longbows go *BRRRRRRR*

  • @Razor-ds1zc
    @Razor-ds1zc Před 2 lety

    Another amazing work, man.
    And my attempt to find that football clip you used, led to an interesting discovering of the Euro 2020, XD.
    Look forward to who you do next.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety

      Thanks a lot! Glad you enjoyed the video :D

  • @fletaun
    @fletaun Před 2 lety +1

    The editing and pacing in this video top notch keep it up man

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety +1

      Thank you! I put a lot of effort into this one, glad you enjoyed it!

  • @thecat2461
    @thecat2461 Před 2 lety +3

    I'm so excited to see Med 2 on your channel and the music with VO is just great btw. Looking forward to more videos!!!

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety

      Thank you! Yes more medieval 2 is planned! Very exciting :D

  • @shinodamasaru7945
    @shinodamasaru7945 Před 2 lety +14

    yes!IIIYEEESSSSS!!!!!Hope you can find good games for you to clip. Stay frosty

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety +1

      Medieval 2 is finally here!

  • @kaanarslan9270
    @kaanarslan9270 Před rokem

    Oh the forest myths song fits sooo well in there.... And jeez all those memes, just exceptionally good.

  • @crazydudeofcrazyness
    @crazydudeofcrazyness Před rokem +2

    The opening edit to this video is actually so catatonicslly funny I come back to this video near daily just to hear "idk I guess I was expecting some EXCOMMUNICATION." and Ricky just crying with laughter.
    The entire video is a editing masterpiece but that intro kills me every time

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před rokem +1

      Thank you so much! Yeah anything involving those three together is instantly funny to me too! Thanks for commenting 😎

    • @crazydudeofcrazyness
      @crazydudeofcrazyness Před rokem

      @@Pilps anytime g, love your content always a proper laugh to see shared experience and memes from playing thousands of hours of TW

  • @ArchCone
    @ArchCone Před 2 lety +4

    Ahhhhhh finally playing as the true chad nation.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety

      LONGBOOOOOOOOOOOOWSS!!!

  • @constantinethegreat5907
    @constantinethegreat5907 Před 2 lety +3

    People seem to think this is meme gameplay, no. This my friends is history.
    Ah Britainnia, you do me proud.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety

      LONGBOOOOOOOOOOOWSSSSS

  • @jfygt2623
    @jfygt2623 Před měsícem +1

    Sir Arthur: What are we doing next, Dutch?
    Sir Dutch: We are sailing to *TAHITI!*
    Sir Arthur: We're leaving the country now?!

  • @jpsugarjumper8999
    @jpsugarjumper8999 Před 2 lety

    Ive literally never ever played a Total War game, but I really enjoy your videos and the way they're edited. Good job keep it up

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety +1

      Thank you! If you enjoy the videos then you probably will enjoy playing the games too! :)

  • @thelightning7863
    @thelightning7863 Před 2 lety +7

    England - bring's longbowmen
    Scots and French - Screw this shit, I'm out.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety +3

      Longbows go *BRRRRRR*

  • @amp8295
    @amp8295 Před 2 lety +8

    All I could think of when I watch this was:
    FOR ENGLAND, AND ST. GEORGE!

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety +2

      LONGBOOOOOOOOWS!!!

  • @micahbloomfield6597
    @micahbloomfield6597 Před rokem

    This is such a under rated channel. Your content is amazing!

  • @LtColShingSides
    @LtColShingSides Před 2 lety

    The editing on this was top notch! Got a few good laughs out of this

  • @axelsolaris6378
    @axelsolaris6378 Před 2 lety +10

    Wait a minute... I have serious doubts... How the hell is Tlaxcala in the Yucatán peninsule?

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety +3

      I’m using the custom campaign 2 mod :D

    • @axelsolaris6378
      @axelsolaris6378 Před 2 lety

      @@Pilps Oh well, thank you, I hope to see the France campaign in the future

  • @oriigine1630
    @oriigine1630 Před 2 lety +4

    By far the best total war game, can't wait they annouce the third ! :D

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety

      Sadly i don't want them to do it, CA will fuck it up

  • @codyconnor6981
    @codyconnor6981 Před 2 lety +1

    England: It’s time to unify.
    The rest of the world: Sweats.

  • @Vinchester87
    @Vinchester87 Před 2 lety +1

    M2TW was one hell of a game! I lol'ed at the stroke-death spasm bug @20:23
    The animal onesie pajamas Aztecs stood no chance against Pilps!

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety +1

      Haha 😂 this game is a pure gem! Thank you, glad you enjoyed the video

  • @thecouncilofthirteen2943
    @thecouncilofthirteen2943 Před 2 lety +12

    I need to admit, i only ever played the Byzantines, HRE, Denmark and egypt XD

  • @josephjohnson5415
    @josephjohnson5415 Před 2 lety +7

    I love total war AI. (Thup thup thup, argghhh...) "Where are these falling things killing us coming from?" (Thup thup thup, aaahheeah) "Do we charge? Do we charge?" (Thup thup thup, huhuhu) "No, we rush forward 10 feet then return to our original positions." (Thup thup thup, ughhh...)

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety +3

      Haha that’s why longbows are so much fun!

  • @harryvh3356
    @harryvh3356 Před 2 lety +1

    Bro.
    The battlefield views
    The editing
    The music
    The video length
    It's all in perfect balance. Great quality, without overuse of one or the other.
    fucking sublime. Subbed.

    • @Pilps
      @Pilps  Před 2 lety

      Thank you for the kind words friend! Glad you enjoyed the video :D

  • @omerta926
    @omerta926 Před 2 lety

    These videos are great. Doesn’t get old