RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! | Resident Evil 7 - Part 1

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  • Resident Evil 7 is here and it's much scarier than I ever expected!!
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Komentáře • 22K

  • @ezra6676
    @ezra6676 Před 7 lety +7137

    I love how jack was like
    "Don't make me kill her!"
    and Felix was like
    "Die *****!"

  • @BlitzBaron
    @BlitzBaron Před 7 lety +906

    Whats the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
    One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean!

    • @geezyexe3889
      @geezyexe3889 Před 7 lety +2

      Leon Bonner oh my god that was good

    • @194faisal
      @194faisal Před 7 lety +1

      Leon Bonner

    • @James-ud9vc
      @James-ud9vc Před 7 lety +1

      Leon Bonner I liked that

    • @eliaskeihas624
      @eliaskeihas624 Před 7 lety +3

      I was going to say one is orange

    • @eliaskeihas624
      @eliaskeihas624 Před 7 lety +2

      Leon Bonner either orange or red trust me I have watched spongebob many times

  • @navitalksalot4642
    @navitalksalot4642 Před 3 lety +2229

    So it begins... the destruction of Ethans hands

    • @psycho_boithe_one7865
      @psycho_boithe_one7865 Před 3 lety +111

      And his legs. Can’t forget he got it chopped off AND in the new one he gets em cut, he falls from major distances, and he trudged through water

    • @Nonexistentbystanderhere
      @Nonexistentbystanderhere Před 2 lety +4

      That's not the first time

    • @joethompson3621
      @joethompson3621 Před 2 lety +35

      Tiss but a scratch!!

    • @katylepetsos7512
      @katylepetsos7512 Před 2 lety +18

      @@psycho_boithe_one7865 don’t forget what Mother Miranda did to him

    • @TheGary108
      @TheGary108 Před 2 lety +23

      @@katylepetsos7512 She broke his heart :(

  • @sarinaseoane4967
    @sarinaseoane4967 Před 3 lety +1607

    I don't know what's more weird, seeing Jack with green hair again or Ethan with all of his fingers.

    • @Satans.asshol3
      @Satans.asshol3 Před 2 lety +22

      💀

    • @user-ve2ct7sw9p
      @user-ve2ct7sw9p Před 2 lety +23

      Both

    • @Sephade
      @Sephade Před 2 lety +35

      I can't believe this was 5 years ago.

    • @mitchliao2581
      @mitchliao2581 Před 2 lety +25

      @@Sephade I ended watching RE8 play through and now for RE7 - and found out what it's 5 years ago?!

    • @KalebTheDuck
      @KalebTheDuck Před 2 lety +18

      Spolier!!!
      It's even weirder seeing ethan alive.

  • @mickiesconcertarchive
    @mickiesconcertarchive Před 7 lety +1963

    I've got my Oreos, my milk, my slippers, my warm blanket. I'm ready.

    • @bulgarianmappinghd4069
      @bulgarianmappinghd4069 Před 7 lety +19

      Not trying to be rude but you should leave those Oreos and go on a diet.

    • @mickiesconcertarchive
      @mickiesconcertarchive Před 7 lety +111

      Not trying to be rude? Then why comment something like that? Might interest you to know that I have Cushing's disease caused by a pituitary tumor that produces excess cortisol in my body. I can't help the way I look. So next time before you comment something like that, think about your life and what gives you the right to say something like that to someone you don't know. Jack's CZcams channel is a safe place with an amazing fan community. We don't need any of your pathetic comments or negativity. :)

    • @janernkristensen2336
      @janernkristensen2336 Před 7 lety +14

      McDobs jesus, i think he was joking... Chill

    • @mickiesconcertarchive
      @mickiesconcertarchive Před 7 lety +48

      I don't find my autoimmune disease funny.

    • @eclypse3386
      @eclypse3386 Před 7 lety +39

      Dude. I want Oreos now lmao.

  • @Malkezar86
    @Malkezar86 Před 3 lety +5643

    Jack: "yup, that's crazy vampire blood"
    Capcom wanting ideas for RE8: "write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN!!"

    • @marwan4358
      @marwan4358 Před 3 lety +80

      That what seemed to be happened 😆

    • @marieporter9488
      @marieporter9488 Před 3 lety +55

      I was about to comment “Your accuracy is just as crazy as this game”, then I saw that you made your comment 1 week ago

    • @isaacsrandomvideos667
      @isaacsrandomvideos667 Před 3 lety +7

      Haha

    • @Arkham_V2
      @Arkham_V2 Před 3 lety +11

      I can not wait any longer for Resident Evil 8, Re7 is...a... MASTERPIECE!!!

    • @hacker1830
      @hacker1830 Před 3 lety +15

      @@Arkham_V2 same. I've been a fan of the Resident Evil franchise just because of RE7...

  • @bretsheeley4034
    @bretsheeley4034 Před 3 lety +1627

    28:23 "I don't like creepy dolls."
    And somebody from Capcom took a note for the next game right then.

    • @ibrahimtuna375
      @ibrahimtuna375 Před 3 lety +59

      "Are you scared at creepy dolls? Now there is more of them! And you even fight one of these."
      -Capcom

    • @Heisenburger268
      @Heisenburger268 Před 2 lety

      There are dolls in resident evil 2 remake?

    • @StressedSugarcane
      @StressedSugarcane Před 2 lety +4

      they took the idea for angie and dimitrescu lol

    • @FancyCat69
      @FancyCat69 Před 2 lety +1

      *RE4 demo sulking from people not remembering that it had dolls in it*

    • @zerofornow
      @zerofornow Před 2 lety

      @@Heisenburger268 ok?

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 3 lety +4686

    It's nice to rewatch him play this while currently playing Resident Evil 8

    • @Anonymous-jh2ph
      @Anonymous-jh2ph Před 3 lety +76

      Its funny how one of the first things he says is how he’s getting Resident Evil 4 vibes

    • @ghostactics6343
      @ghostactics6343 Před 3 lety +10

      Yeah

    • @firelordbee
      @firelordbee Před 3 lety +89

      i JUST finished his play through of 8, and now i’m coming back to this one because i never watched him play it and i like the way he plays and commentates

    • @conjonman4589
      @conjonman4589 Před 3 lety +8

      This is probably one of my favorite series I’ve rewatched it so many times

    • @jamesaxel1477
      @jamesaxel1477 Před 3 lety +2

      Ye

  • @rexyrex1599
    @rexyrex1599 Před 7 lety +1652

    *finds gun* alright Mia, i think its time for a divorce

  • @beebupp
    @beebupp Před 5 lety +3367

    *28 STAB WOUNDS*

    • @sebastiancampos7982
      @sebastiancampos7982 Před 5 lety +52

      Best comment I've seen

    • @kotato1348
      @kotato1348 Před 5 lety +22

      YES!!!

    • @machinenamon
      @machinenamon Před 5 lety +77

      I'm an android sent by Cyberlife

    • @lokimcwilliams2584
      @lokimcwilliams2584 Před 5 lety +22

      At least it was 35 times lik Carl

    • @beebupp
      @beebupp Před 5 lety +21

      This comment had like no likes until everyone started watching the series again after the resident evil 2 remake demo vid

  • @newaccountis.LumiNyx_x
    @newaccountis.LumiNyx_x Před 3 lety +616

    Mia: "We're all dead here!"
    Ethan: *checks watch* "Not for another twenty five minutes. "

    • @TheGary108
      @TheGary108 Před 2 lety +15

      Me: Comes back from RE8.
      Well she’s not wrong there.....

    • @darlenebuck431
      @darlenebuck431 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Ethan being a mold creature and making a mold baby later RE 8.

  • @inactive_hermit6587
    @inactive_hermit6587 Před 3 lety +3662

    Who else is here after finishing Resident Evil Village?

    • @SirHandy
      @SirHandy Před 3 lety +57

      I haven’t personally played it but I’m here after watching his play through of Village 😋

    • @inactive_hermit6587
      @inactive_hermit6587 Před 3 lety +11

      @@SirHandy Its a wonderful series 💖

    • @j4james590
      @j4james590 Před 3 lety +13

      I can’t buy it but I am holding myself from the spoilers😃

    • @inactive_hermit6587
      @inactive_hermit6587 Před 3 lety +10

      @@j4james590 I really hope you will have a wonderful, future playthrough! :)

    • @SirHandy
      @SirHandy Před 3 lety +9

      @@inactive_hermit6587 I definitely seen that it is, I’m wanting to jump into it and some of the games are in my backlog but some of the older games and their gameplay mechanics make me hesitant. I like the style of RE2 and 3 remake/remastered then also RE7 and RE8. Just the gameplay of like the first Resident Evil is holding me back a little

  • @alphalis5648
    @alphalis5648 Před 7 lety +1026

    i was watching this and my fucking cat jumped behind me and jack screamed and I threw my phone and now its broken

  • @channelsoup
    @channelsoup Před 4 lety +2417

    “I shot her a bunch of times and nothin’ happened!” Thats it. Thats the game.

  • @Osailum
    @Osailum Před 3 lety +945

    I know for a fact i'm not the only one re-watching this after Jack finished Resident Evil: Village

    • @jaspershinelle5490
      @jaspershinelle5490 Před 3 lety +10

      i have no words watching that scene knowing the truth now-

    • @guyfieri148
      @guyfieri148 Před 3 lety +3

      Ay bro I'll drink to that

    • @altprince1961
      @altprince1961 Před 3 lety +5

      this video even got recommended to me after i finished the last episode of resident evil: village lol

    • @seanreedhere9393
      @seanreedhere9393 Před 3 lety +7

      Yes you are. No one has ever seen Resident Evil Village. It doesn’t exist. You’ve been in a coma for 7 years. Please wake up.

    • @darknesswave100
      @darknesswave100 Před 3 lety +6

      So did Ethan die when jack stepped on his head? Cause that's what I got out of it

  • @thunderthumbs697
    @thunderthumbs697 Před 3 lety +364

    SPOILER WARNING:
    This is so weird to watch back knowing that Ethan actually died 45 minutes into the game. WEIRD. The reason they were able to reattach his leg and arm was because he was already dead and infected!

    • @newaccountis.LumiNyx_x
      @newaccountis.LumiNyx_x Před 3 lety +40

      I wonder if the devs had this all planned, or were making shit up as they went along, because it seems like they had this all planned out lol

    • @thunderthumbs697
      @thunderthumbs697 Před 3 lety +20

      @@newaccountis.LumiNyx_x It really does seem so. Or they were just grasping for an explanation that Ethan can reattach limbs lol

    • @DeeboWRLD
      @DeeboWRLD Před 3 lety +19

      @@thunderthumbs697 ye tbh i dont like the idea that he died just like that even tho it makes sense cuz he was just a engineer looking for his wife lol he didnt have any training whatsoever

    • @evilness3404
      @evilness3404 Před 3 lety +6

      Fucking spoilers holy shit

    • @DeeboWRLD
      @DeeboWRLD Před 3 lety +22

      @@evilness3404 Bruh, maybe dont go into the comments of a game thats 4 years old, if you dont want spoilers then dont look in the comments

  • @briannaalbert1203
    @briannaalbert1203 Před 7 lety +3292

    jumpscare timessss
    20:31 (minor)
    21:37 (minor)
    22:16 (minor)
    28:37 (mia taken)(minor)
    32:00 (beware young children)
    32:15
    33:37
    36:50 (mia walks by)
    37:32-38:40
    40:59-42:09
    44:28
    46:56
    52:10
    thank me later lovelies

  • @mmus13898
    @mmus13898 Před 3 lety +2846

    Jack: “yep. That’s crazy vampire blood”
    Lady Dimitrescu 4 years later: “you called?”

  • @Spouth
    @Spouth Před 3 lety +176

    "Are you gonna put some of your mad magic cactus juice on this and it's gonna make your arm regrow?"
    You are 4 years too early...

  • @amaranami
    @amaranami Před 3 lety +805

    RESIDENT EVIL 8 SPOILERS!!
    Okay so I'm watching this again after watching the end of resident evil 8. I noticed that when Jack is dragging Ethan (after Ethan ACTUALLY died) it makes that wooshing sound that plays when you die in game, I only just noticed this and it makes sense now. They planned this so far in advance!!

    • @skyxclouds3765
      @skyxclouds3765 Před 3 lety +55

      Oh thats so clever! This is the type of details that i love to see in games

    • @fishfreakrequiem
      @fishfreakrequiem Před 3 lety +24

      If you could give the time stamp that'd be awesome!

    • @duckington6935
      @duckington6935 Před 3 lety +29

      @@fishfreakrequiem 44:58

    • @fishfreakrequiem
      @fishfreakrequiem Před 3 lety +9

      @@duckington6935 Thank you!!!!

    • @chrisgusky76
      @chrisgusky76 Před 3 lety +24

      Ok so I'm really ok with that explanation of him being dead the whole time cause dead people aren't themselves when they are brought back and they don't have any memories or emotions or a personality and another thing that bugs me about it is how is mold able to bring back the dead in the first place and how did it get in him in order to revive him. I'm sorry this is kind of a rant but it bugs me and I had to get it off my chest.

  • @DewmonicAbyss
    @DewmonicAbyss Před 7 lety +3822

    Hmm.. If Mia had a kid with Ethan, would they call her.. Mama Mia?

  • @MunkeeFWRrng
    @MunkeeFWRrng Před 5 lety +641

    "Hello! I'm here to fix your dog."
    I might have cackled

  • @onestoptech2303
    @onestoptech2303 Před 3 lety +646

    Anyone here after Jack's playing Resi 8 now?

  • @MrsRoseSimple
    @MrsRoseSimple Před 3 lety +95

    53:55 I like to think that this is the real father trying to speak through the madness... he knows he's gonna attack Ethan again but at least he was able to show Ethan how to heal himself after.

    • @coltforceplayer
      @coltforceplayer Před rokem +9

      Yeah we resisted Eveline and helped Ethan before he would lose control again

  • @itsgoofymf7685
    @itsgoofymf7685 Před 3 lety +1403

    Jack: *In a cannibal’s house and has a chance of dying*
    Also Jack: “Ooh this dude has awesome speakers!”

  • @YorkshireFox1009
    @YorkshireFox1009 Před 7 lety +247

    When he found the gun, I honestly thought he was going to say "Mia, dearest, let's give us another shot."

  • @mhoki8787
    @mhoki8787 Před 3 lety +401

    4 years later, This man will see the glory of resident evil: village.

  • @Nitrinoxus
    @Nitrinoxus Před 3 lety +310

    Jack, on seeing the water tower: "Don't let any Animaniacs come out!"
    Me: "Too late, the house is already full of Louisianamaniacs."

  • @tykirchner6626
    @tykirchner6626 Před 5 lety +542

    I laughed when his accent kinda slowed then all of a sudden....
    "YA FECKIN BIRDS!"
    Mood jack...mood

  • @boog8388
    @boog8388 Před 7 lety +301

    "Can I--Can I out?"
    Is. Leave. Possible?

  • @LsdRaccoon
    @LsdRaccoon Před 3 lety +223

    Ethan: gets chainsaw in his chest multiple times
    Also Ethan: “Alcohol on my wrist will heal this”

  • @theAwkwardAvocado
    @theAwkwardAvocado Před 3 lety +549

    **Spoiler** At 44:36, Ethan Winters officially died. The mold kept him alive from then on. That’s why he was able to take so much physical trauma, heal severed limbs, and survive the events of the next game. His genetic composition saved him from being completely possessed by the mold, or Eveline. RIP my dude.

    • @dobrenedel7553
      @dobrenedel7553 Před 3 lety +44

      This is actually a pretty interesting fact, thanks for sharing

    • @merchantmocha4665
      @merchantmocha4665 Před 3 lety +12

      Technically He Is alive

    • @theAwkwardAvocado
      @theAwkwardAvocado Před 3 lety +42

      @@merchantmocha4665 He’s alive in the same way a BOW or the Bakers were alive.

    • @rohanallentoledo3322
      @rohanallentoledo3322 Před 3 lety +18

      @@merchantmocha4665 yeah he is alive like a BOW but he can still control his body

    • @averriamartin4400
      @averriamartin4400 Před 3 lety +44

      Also watching this again after his resident evil 8 play through so far. I can’t help but notice the flies in the beginning of this game which resemble and sound like the flies on the dimitrescu daughters it might not be connected but damn it sure is nice to think that it is.

  • @Lauren-nk1ou
    @Lauren-nk1ou Před 7 lety +197

    "Daddy~? I swear I'll be a good boy~"
    My mind just went down the longest rabbit hole in existence-

  • @jacksepticeye
    @jacksepticeye  Před 7 lety +26235

    I always get nervous starting a new long series like this. I always hope I can make it an enjoyable experience for you and you like it as much as I do.
    Hope you all have fun getting spooked with me :)

    • @osamahassan5623
      @osamahassan5623 Před 7 lety +175

      jacksepticeye hi jack keep it going your videos are epic!! Who's with me?

    • @Beanster421
      @Beanster421 Před 7 lety +52

      spoopy

    • @cameronfountaine9592
      @cameronfountaine9592 Před 7 lety +77

      All your series are good Jack don't worry this will be awesome!

    • @LetsSufferTogether
      @LetsSufferTogether Před 7 lety +48

      Good job Jack, Love you, keep up the good work :) Starting making videos
      myself, it has fascinated me how you get two videos out each day, takes
      me at minimum several hours to get one done, and that's at a rather low
      quality, so puts your effort and my own into perspective. I hope one day that after I put in the effort to build on what I have already made, to look back and thank you again for inspiring me to do what I am doing :) @LST_Flippy

    • @kieron8113
      @kieron8113 Před 7 lety +17

      ferst lyk

  • @princessaria
    @princessaria Před 3 lety +149

    “You’ve got great hair for someone that’s been gone for 3 years.” As a curly haired woman with a similar texture to Mia, that was my same exact thought, at least based on the state of the cell she was kept in. Sorry, but those perfect beach waves would have been a matted, greasy mess lol. I doubt she was able to take a hot shower at least twice a week and had some leave in and curl cream.

    • @pussydestroyer69285
      @pussydestroyer69285 Před 2 lety +6

      Rightttttttt. I'm black so I have curly hair too and idk that always bothers me in stuff like this. Lmao.

    • @user-xy4di3pd2m
      @user-xy4di3pd2m Před 2 lety +3

      all the Bakers look normal for the most part if you saw them from a distance/ saw them for a very short time you would see them as being completely normal unless of couse you were going to be one of their victims and got too close and Mia is part of the fam so has the same... look? Like Mia looks normal until Evie takes control, the same goes for Jack and Marguerite.

    • @batjackattack5556
      @batjackattack5556 Před 2 lety +3

      evie wants her fam to look good

    • @darlenebuck431
      @darlenebuck431 Před 3 měsíci

      listen curls are hard to manage and curly hair can't be straightened out easily. I would know because I got curly hair.

  • @hgrey8725
    @hgrey8725 Před 3 lety +109

    We really need to appreciate the person who made the captions in this video.
    They're extremely helpful and well made, and there's no personal input or joke from the person who wrote them.
    The person is including stammering, distant noises and much more, and it's lovely.
    I mean, go to 30:45 and check the subtitles for 25 seconds.
    I cannot explain how much I love it.
    It always annoys me whenever someone uses the captions to promote themselves, or when they put in their own reactions or when they just try to be funny in them.
    The ones in *this* video are exactly what captions are supposed to be: Very helpful.
    Just wanted to show my appreciation real quick, carry on

  • @Megumin-wq9jo
    @Megumin-wq9jo Před 4 lety +718

    "I love when I go into basements and there's a toilet full of syringes, MMMMMMMMMMM. WHOLESOME."

  • @jerryclinch4581
    @jerryclinch4581 Před 7 lety +279

    "Who am i kidding myself, i love touching myself"
    -JackSepticEye 2017

    • @heatherscott9604
      @heatherscott9604 Před 7 lety +1

      Jerry Clinch lol

    • @nonbi3731
      @nonbi3731 Před 7 lety +5

      Jerry Clinch I fuckin' laughed way too loud and my lil' sis asked what was funny. Like hell she wants to know. xD

    • @scout6551
      @scout6551 Před 7 lety +11

      I choked on my skittles when I he said that.

    • @cheesi
      @cheesi Před 7 lety +7

      Jerry Clinch #relateable :P

    • @eefmoment
      @eefmoment Před 7 lety +2

      Jerry Clinch .........

  • @Warzone.13
    @Warzone.13 Před 2 měsíci +371

    Anyone in 2024?

  • @mirallla5323
    @mirallla5323 Před 3 lety +399

    “She’s just like a vampire”,,, damn he really be predicting resident evil 8

    • @yohanagnes7407
      @yohanagnes7407 Před rokem +4

      300 and 4 likes with no comment. Let me fix that!

  • @bcs7935
    @bcs7935 Před 5 lety +440

    5:03 “Hello? I’m here to fix your...dog...?”
    Very smooth Jack lol

  • @silvertoto11
    @silvertoto11 Před 7 lety +557

    Left hand gets stabbed once. Left hand gets stabbed AGAIN. Left arm gets CUT OFF.
    Poor... poor lefty...
    ... atleast hes "all right" now. 😂

  • @Babybear001
    @Babybear001 Před 3 lety +381

    The fact Mia says she didn’t do the tape pleading for help and then seeing resident evil village -

    • @alexgordils
      @alexgordils Před 3 lety +19

      OH!

    • @randomrp5521
      @randomrp5521 Před 2 lety +13

      WOAH OMG

    • @mitchliao2581
      @mitchliao2581 Před 2 lety +19

      Just finished RE8 playthrough and seeing your comment...
      HOLD THE F UP, *RE8 Spoiler alert*
      So it that Miranda? Does that makes sense?
      I didn't play RE7 and 8, can't sure if it's right?

    • @matchalatte2855
      @matchalatte2855 Před 2 lety +44

      Correct me if I'm wrong, I think it was Evie who made Mia record & send the video to Ethan. If I remember correctly, Evie did it because she wanted Ethan to come to be her father, since she wanted Mia to be her mother. So I think it was Mia being controlled by Evie, not Miranda disguising herself as Mia like in RE8.
      Besides, I'm not sure how that would benefit Miranda if that was her in RE7. Didn't she disguise herself as Mia to get their baby?
      A lot of things that Mia did in RE7 wouldn't really make sense if it was Miranda either, like Mia closing the door on Ethan near the end of the game when Evie was about to control her mind again. That one felt like what the real Mia would do because it looked like something that she did because she loved Ethan. It seemed genuine.

    • @LoreleiCatherine
      @LoreleiCatherine Před rokem

      NOOOOOO MY BRAIIINNNNN

  • @briangohzhen
    @briangohzhen Před 3 lety +95

    There are a couple of things you said that actually happened in RE Village...
    1. Vampires
    2. Magical water that's make your arm regrow

    • @madelinereynolds484
      @madelinereynolds484 Před 3 lety +16

      3. "I hate creepy dolls"

    • @Zoidd_Bergg
      @Zoidd_Bergg Před 2 lety +1

      It didn't make his arm regrow tho, it allowed him to reattach his arm

  • @urnxo
    @urnxo Před 5 lety +1009

    I jumped so high when dude busted through the wall like the damn kool aid man. Jeeeeeez

  • @briannaellis4543
    @briannaellis4543 Před 7 lety +205

    23:44 How nice of them to ask these people their names before experimenting or whatever on them.

    • @xxlllkym
      @xxlllkym Před 7 lety +12

      Bri Z I know right? There's some real manners for you

    • @thememester1190
      @thememester1190 Před 7 lety +5

      Bri Z undertale is a cancerous dead meme

    • @briannaellis4543
      @briannaellis4543 Před 7 lety +1

      The Memester Gangster XD

    • @Knight_Hime
      @Knight_Hime Před 7 lety +1

      Well they might not have asked them lol, they all might have had ID cards in their wallets or something.

    • @briannaellis4543
      @briannaellis4543 Před 7 lety +2

      Knight Hime No, really?

  • @frenrefclofolf966
    @frenrefclofolf966 Před 3 lety +85

    Jack: "That's crazy vampire lunatic blood!"
    *It was this day that Jacksepticeye summoned the Goddess of tallness and big booba.*

  • @JaymeeT_
    @JaymeeT_ Před 3 měsíci +6

    whenever I need some comfort, I come back to this play through. I remember watching it when it released, I think I was 15. Now I’m 22. Crazy. I just thought ‘must be like 3 or 4 years old now as well’. Seven. IT’S BEEN SEVEN YEARS.

  • @AStangeSoup
    @AStangeSoup Před 3 lety +274

    "I'm here to fix your... dog."
    Jack: professional dog fixer.

  • @crazynirvanalover
    @crazynirvanalover Před 5 lety +672

    Forgot I ordered Chinese I got so into this, when the doorbell rang part of me died I think oml

    • @Lord_Monkey34
      @Lord_Monkey34 Před 5 lety +6

      Lol

    • @okeirany7652
      @okeirany7652 Před 4 lety +14

      That's a literal mood right there. Been there, done that.

    • @understandabIe
      @understandabIe Před 4 lety +5

      hey i ordered chinese as well :)

    • @dragoon1463
      @dragoon1463 Před 4 lety +13

      **ding dong** opens door slightly hey here’s your chines **shotgun shot**

    • @demonprincess9680
      @demonprincess9680 Před 4 lety +6

      I guess there really is no better time for chinese food than when your watching a video that includes scenes of a person getting body parts chopped off

  • @anthonyoliver418
    @anthonyoliver418 Před 3 lety +51

    Jack be cringing so hard during the dinner scene and I was the same way the first time seeing it for the first time, that’s why it’s perfect scene to introduce you into the real game.

  • @junkypride
    @junkypride Před 11 měsíci +27

    i rewatch this literally every month i can’t believe this game came out 6 years ago Wtf

  • @Stitchpuppy01
    @Stitchpuppy01 Před 4 lety +248

    Poor Jackabean really looked distressed when he was slicing his wife up with an ax. Such a softie.

  • @omar3076
    @omar3076 Před 7 lety +732

    If someone made a Donald Trump version of this game, it would be "President Evil"
    Get it? No? Ok...

    • @TylireousGaming
      @TylireousGaming Před 7 lety +14

      Omar Bari
      only if Hillary was elected instead

    • @pip398
      @pip398 Před 7 lety +1

      Omar Bari yes, please see yourself out 😂😂😂

    • @aliogre2000
      @aliogre2000 Před 7 lety +2

      Omar Bari yes

    • @theironsightstogaming4044
      @theironsightstogaming4044 Před 7 lety +9

      Omar Bari HAHAHAHAHA!!! that's a good one, 'couse Trump is an evil, sexist, raciest, butt.

    • @ionknow253
      @ionknow253 Před 7 lety +1

      Omar Bari how could we not get it lol good joke

  • @fatcat8113
    @fatcat8113 Před 3 lety +34

    Just here to say that the line "go tell aunt rhody that everybody's dead" for the theme of RE7 is quite the interesting choice of lyrics, that is after finishing RE Village. I love RE7 even more now.

  • @jackclausen7252
    @jackclausen7252 Před 3 lety +75

    POV: Your here after watching him play Resident Evil Village
    Edit: I'm here to see a certain thing that we learn about at the end of RE Village (44:43)

    • @FADIANSYAH-INDONESIA
      @FADIANSYAH-INDONESIA Před 2 lety

      maybe some but for someone like me no kidding because I watched this hundreds of times before the resident evil village appeared

  • @slutgf
    @slutgf Před 7 lety +141

    Jack- " Im a detective and... 'sniff sniff' yep, that vampire- crazy lunatic blood

  • @voltwrecker4596
    @voltwrecker4596 Před 7 lety +197

    Horror game/movie logic: My long thought to be dead wife sent me a vague email with a location. Better go alone and not bring any police or even multiple people at all!

    • @voltwrecker4596
      @voltwrecker4596 Před 7 lety +36

      And then, upon entering a house, playing a tape that shows other people being literally murdered IN that house, he decides to stick around.

    • @juanvaldez5
      @juanvaldez5 Před 7 lety +1

      Volt Wrecker Ethan was already locked inside the house once he found out how dangerous its residents were.

    • @ntothemotherfuckino3977
      @ntothemotherfuckino3977 Před 7 lety +1

      ikr

    • @K3164N
      @K3164N Před 7 lety +2

      I would have stayed home

    • @roxiesthebae2716
      @roxiesthebae2716 Před 7 lety +2

      Exactly.

  • @Komodo772
    @Komodo772 Před 3 lety +43

    21:05 “Oh you definitely have some venereal disease now!”
    After RE8 you can say this aged well

  • @averypossiblememelord1566
    @averypossiblememelord1566 Před 3 lety +509

    Oh fucking hell, once you have seen the RE8 ending and you come back to that scene of jack dragging you, lemme tell you........
    It hits *_different_*

    • @amaranami
      @amaranami Před 3 lety +11

      IKRRRRR LIKE OW

    • @TheMikyd1954
      @TheMikyd1954 Před 3 lety +6

      IKR

    • @darlenebuck9912
      @darlenebuck9912 Před 3 lety +8

      yep you find out in RE8 that Ethan had died by Jack Baker.

    • @averypossiblememelord1566
      @averypossiblememelord1566 Před 3 lety +28

      @@darlenebuck9912 dude anyone who liked the comment already got the joke, now if someone random scrolls through the comment and sees yours then you’ve ruined the ending of RE8 for them.

    • @barakaafrobama6519
      @barakaafrobama6519 Před 2 lety +3

      @@darlenebuck9912 good work jackass, had to taint the joke with a spoiler for the unfortunates huh 😂

  • @hex8489
    @hex8489 Před 7 lety +223

    34:16 you kill your creepy wife and the phone rings "now's not the time domino's!"

    • @harleyquinn2534
      @harleyquinn2534 Před 7 lety +4

      Richy the Vlog gamer lmao

    • @hex8489
      @hex8489 Před 7 lety +12

      It go's even further when he said he would kill for dominos in one of the later episodes

    • @daniellepros4448
      @daniellepros4448 Před 6 lety +1

      Richy gaming qqq

    • @ghost_towne1889
      @ghost_towne1889 Před 6 lety +3

      When you order so much dominos calls you 😂

    • @Angie-kc6if
      @Angie-kc6if Před 6 lety

      Richy gaming imao ikr

  • @demonqueenenvysin1480
    @demonqueenenvysin1480 Před 4 lety +240

    Lmao love it jack
    "Hello, I'm here to fix your...........Dog "
    Lmao that cracks me up so much

    • @finnjkr2540
      @finnjkr2540 Před 4 lety +7

      Hello I'm here to fix your..........dog
      Thanks. He needs oiling and some new teeth

  • @braydenfales6520
    @braydenfales6520 Před 3 lety +150

    Who’s here while watching resident evil 8
    BIG BOOBA LADY

  • @sbsucks
    @sbsucks Před rokem +29

    As Jack himself said, you don’t miss the old videos, you miss how you felt, to come home without responsibilities just to watch him and have fun, but now we have responsibilities, and we will never be the same.

    • @thegingerbreadman5149
      @thegingerbreadman5149 Před rokem +4

      You sound like a good man, and a responsible one. I haven’t changed much myself; I live alone now. Makes me think I haven’t grown much, just know more. Keep on keeping on my man.

  • @cabbageisspicy1415
    @cabbageisspicy1415 Před 7 lety +482

    "Maybe it's a prank."
    Yeah, just imagine Mia popping up out of nowhere with a camera after 3 years; "HAHA JUST A PRANK BRO! CAMERA'S RIGHT HERE LOLOLOLOL U GOT PRANK'D!!!!"

  • @oppro1955
    @oppro1955 Před 7 lety +165

    Jack: I'm here to fix your... dog -Jack2017

    • @zyleb536
      @zyleb536 Před 7 lety +5

      EXE OPPRO wow.... I was watching the video while reading the comments and as soon as I got by this comment Jack said it what a coincidence XD

    • @oppro1955
      @oppro1955 Před 7 lety +2

      Itz Mavy xD

    • @ms.hendricks1139
      @ms.hendricks1139 Před 7 lety +1

      EXE OPPRO lol

    • @gregg2273
      @gregg2273 Před 7 lety +19

      Jacksepticeye, fixing the world, one dog at a time.

    • @amandateh2667
      @amandateh2667 Před 7 lety +2

      EXE OPPRO o

  • @dancingdemonstudios3979
    @dancingdemonstudios3979 Před 3 lety +25

    47:09 despite being a psychotic zombie family they are still a wholesome family to each other

  • @khristinearnold2984
    @khristinearnold2984 Před 3 lety +45

    Just finished watching Resident Evil Village and damn Ethan is always getting his left hand hurt.

    • @-toxic_angel-
      @-toxic_angel- Před 3 lety +2

      Hey in Resi 8 his right hand was cut off completely while his left hand was still there but he is missing a few fingers.

  • @akumabana7880
    @akumabana7880 Před 7 lety +347

    Jack if you can collect as many antique coins as you can because you can spend them in the caravan later on to buy more health or weapons.
    I hope this helps. :)

    • @LilChuunosuke
      @LilChuunosuke Před 7 lety +19

      Wow, that's really important and good to know! This comment needs a serious boost!

    • @stra92hdngle
      @stra92hdngle Před 7 lety +1

      Phantomhive sarcasm?

    • @teebee7033
      @teebee7033 Před 7 lety +5

      Akuma Bana I'm commenting and liking a lot on this so jack can see

    • @akumabana7880
      @akumabana7880 Před 7 lety +1

      thanks Destroyer :P

    • @LilChuunosuke
      @LilChuunosuke Před 7 lety +2

      Undertale BlueRasp Not sarcasm. If he can really use the coins to buy health and ammo, it's something he should know.

  • @KoiKat_
    @KoiKat_ Před 6 lety +275

    Jack: *stabbed through chest with a chainsaw* AM I DEAD?

  • @blitzgirl6522
    @blitzgirl6522 Před 2 lety +11

    54:17 I don't think I've ever seen that leg bit happen before! The fact that Jack offers you the strong first aid is a really great indicator of the fact that this is really crazy medicine whose special effects are in-universe knowledge and not "game logic". :O

    • @coltforceplayer
      @coltforceplayer Před rokem +4

      The Leg bit happens if Jack's chasing you while u open the hatch and the Real Jack is helping you as revealed later on infected people can't control their actions so Jack resisted enough to save Ethan

  • @unknownentity9468
    @unknownentity9468 Před 3 lety +17

    Here after Re8. What a fantastic series! I love the continuity and how they tied everything together. Ethan is a champ and a great protagonist, a “normal” guy but incredibly heroic

  • @101Swiftflick
    @101Swiftflick Před 5 lety +238

    I love it when you swear in fear, it's so geniune and somehow pure hearted.

  • @redzerraff199
    @redzerraff199 Před 7 lety +329

    Who else loves the people in the comments section who warn you about jumpscares?

  • @ariana8519
    @ariana8519 Před 2 lety +5

    Can we talk about how, realistically, if your wife disappeared for 3 years, you go to find her, and then she tries to kill you, there's absolutely no way you would go and have a baby with her. AND THEN go and try to save her AGAIN.

  • @tammykaler6050
    @tammykaler6050 Před 3 lety +30

    The way Mia was like, possessed and telling Ethan to leave her was so sad

  • @jason7457
    @jason7457 Před 3 lety +325

    Any sane person would leave after seeing tape

    • @CommissarChaotic
      @CommissarChaotic Před 3 lety +38

      Or maybe call the police or the burn the f house down department

    • @Munlu-rt4vk
      @Munlu-rt4vk Před 3 lety +14

      Yes, jump out a window for pete's sake!

    • @samfann1768
      @samfann1768 Před 3 lety +4

      @@Munlu-rt4vk Weekend sub, Pete, not an anchor.

    • @thelieutenant6141
      @thelieutenant6141 Před 3 lety +9

      Whenever i go to my friends house and theres duct tape just on the counter i burn the house down

    • @jeltevl8868
      @jeltevl8868 Před 3 lety +8

      Honestly I would probably have already left after seeing the whole cow carcasses thing lol.

  • @seshgremlin111
    @seshgremlin111 Před 7 lety +723

    Jumpscare list...
    17:44 ~ Loudish noise
    20:31 ~ Ladder rung breaks
    21:37 ~ Dead body comes out of water
    22:16 ~ Loud noise
    28:38 ~ Mia gets taken
    29:35 ~ Door randomly opens
    32:00 ~ Monster Mia runs up to you
    32:13 ~ Monster Mia is there again
    33:37 ~ Monster Again Mia attacks you
    36:50 ~ Monster Mia walks past you
    37:33 ~ Human Mia comes out ofnowhere then transforms to monster Mia and cuts off your hand
    40:59 ~ Monster Mia attacks you
    44:28 ~ Random guy pubches you in the face and knocks you out
    52:10 ~ Random guy comes out of wall

    • @twitawoo
      @twitawoo Před 7 lety +22

      JSL Productions You are a star!! Thx!!

    • @desirewashington4051
      @desirewashington4051 Před 7 lety

      +Blindfold TheDrawer who day go to day

    • @librarianshepherd3693
      @librarianshepherd3693 Před 7 lety

      JSL Productions thank you

    • @PlantagenetRose
      @PlantagenetRose Před 7 lety +10

      Cuts off your hand?!!! Great! My phobia!! Yayyy,.....😭😭😭😭😭

    • @sebjedi1
      @sebjedi1 Před 6 lety +32

      *COUGH* *COUGH* RANDOM GUY IS JACK BAKER OR DADDY *COUGH* *COUGH*

  • @icarus4131
    @icarus4131 Před 3 lety +30

    This whole game is just the last 10 minutes of Texas chainsaw massacre stretched out into hours

    • @darlenebuck431
      @darlenebuck431 Před 7 měsíci

      Texas chainsaw massacre with a family of rednecks three of whom are homicidal minus Mia and Zoe.

  • @r0ry-12-
    @r0ry-12- Před 3 lety +13

    Whoever does the CC for these videos is my hero lol
    Jack: I could've gone places!
    CC: (I could have been an engineer!) (oh wait wrong channel)

  • @Eli-fz1jt
    @Eli-fz1jt Před 5 lety +301

    So I streamed this on our TV and when you said "I like touching myself a lot" my mom just turned her head all around exorcism style towards me

  • @UniversalChill
    @UniversalChill Před 7 lety +212

    This game has so much depth. I watched like 4 videos of other youtubers and only here did I see a leg cut off.... daymn

    • @infidelcastro6687
      @infidelcastro6687 Před 7 lety +24

      Yeah, I've been doing something similar. Seen something new every time. Love the Texas Chainsaw Massacre thing this game has going on, too.

    • @arrogantlake8369
      @arrogantlake8369 Před 6 lety +1

      sad chɨll the leg gets cut off in Achievement Hunter's let's play.

  • @evansmith8335
    @evansmith8335 Před 3 lety +17

    ( spoilers in case you haven't seen the ending to R.E 8)
    Psychiatrist: Now tell me Mr. Winters . At what point in your life did you start to feel different in your own skin
    Ethan: 44:36

  • @saxtonlockwood9364
    @saxtonlockwood9364 Před 3 měsíci +3

    I'm back to this video 7 years later, I love you Jack you have always been an inspiration to me. I love how real you are, much love 🫶

  • @marley-yf8or
    @marley-yf8or Před 7 lety +319

    Her name is Mia and she was M.I.A.

  • @randomkidnamedethan8065
    @randomkidnamedethan8065 Před 4 lety +255

    Horror games get scarier when the character named as you
    "I'LL GET YOU HANK JUST YOU WAIT"
    "YOU'RE DEAD MEAT NATE"
    "PREPARE TO DIE JEFF"

  • @ediewitt9526
    @ediewitt9526 Před 9 měsíci +2

    this video changed my life. i watched it when it came out, and my gaming knowledge from before then was small (ds games only tbh) and seeing this video, and experiencing this genre and this series for the first time genuinely changed the trajectory of my life. it blew my mind that games like this existed and this game was so incredible to me (and still is to this day). i finally got to play this game for myself for the first time last year, and it was a dream come true. i watched sean play this game over and over and over again, never getting bored of it. i just..mm coming back to this six years later is still a joy.

  • @deadpool8899
    @deadpool8899 Před 5 měsíci +3

    It’s already been 6 years man time flies by

  • @regguereggue3915
    @regguereggue3915 Před 7 lety +432

    scary time advice with jack!
    jack: scary monsters if you're down here.. fuck off!!
    works every time

  • @mrpoog_
    @mrpoog_ Před 7 lety +254

    *mia busts through door with chainsaw* HEERRREEESSS JOHNNYYY

    • @cuckoodemon5472
      @cuckoodemon5472 Před 7 lety +4

      Doge Dude YES! BEST REFERENCE EVER

    • @user-tm6iq9gn6h
      @user-tm6iq9gn6h Před 7 lety

      Doge Dude lol

    • @eddierobinson118
      @eddierobinson118 Před 7 lety +1

      Doge Dude cool references here's one welcome to the family son

    • @shelly.618
      @shelly.618 Před 7 lety +3

      the man says 'heres daddy' at a point im assuming thats a reference too

    • @sweetjaysus4507
      @sweetjaysus4507 Před 7 lety +4

      the "here's Daddy!" one actually had an axe tho'...

  • @thunderhipsxbl
    @thunderhipsxbl Před 3 lety +172

    RE8 SPOILER;
    Who's here to watch the exact moment ethan winters died?

  • @mrs0smit
    @mrs0smit Před 5 lety +111

    Jack stabs Mia in the neck. Stares 2 seconds at Mia, randomly uses medicine outta nowhere. Like nothing ever happened

  • @reality2710
    @reality2710 Před 5 lety +278

    "You...Better...Run"
    "Heres Johnny!"
    That has to be a reference.

    • @Seldoona
      @Seldoona Před 5 lety +5

      This is probably an r/woosh, but I think he said daddy

    • @reality2710
      @reality2710 Před 5 lety +2

      @@Seldoona sure, we'll go with that.

    • @fuckingcircles8638
      @fuckingcircles8638 Před 4 lety +9

      Here's Johnny is from the shining I think

    • @reality2710
      @reality2710 Před 4 lety +3

      @@fuckingcircles8638 yeah

    • @bonnieshenton9426
      @bonnieshenton9426 Před 3 lety +6

      @@Seldoona r/whoosh is for people in the wild who don't get jokes not mishear things

  • @kary-chandramaticalfan3785

    This is why I love Jack so much, I was freaking out with the game and then just had to pause the video because of him saying "ocupado" all nervous hahaha Thanks Jack, is thanks to you that I can stand horror gameplays xD

  • @fynnbruce2717
    @fynnbruce2717 Před 9 měsíci +5

    This takes me back to when life was simple

  • @xXthealexgamingXx
    @xXthealexgamingXx Před 7 lety +457

    Jumpscares are at: 19.00 , 32.00 , 33.30 , 36.50 , 37.30 , 41.00 , 44.25 , 52.10

    • @peachify_x4485
      @peachify_x4485 Před 7 lety +11

      TheAleXplays - Minecraft EVERYONE HAS BEEN WAITING FOR SOMEONE LIKE YOU SO THAMKS

    • @haileysands9498
      @haileysands9498 Před 7 lety +5

      TheAleXplays - Minecraft YOU LIFE SAVER

    • @roseyrocks1982
      @roseyrocks1982 Před 7 lety +5

      Omg thank you!!! I've been trying to find one for so long now!

    • @latyilafenney7938
      @latyilafenney7938 Před 7 lety +3

      TheAleXplays - Minecraft
      OMG THANK YOU

    • @praisejoey
      @praisejoey Před 7 lety +3

      TheAleXplays - Minecraft thanks

  • @courtneymcqueen7784
    @courtneymcqueen7784 Před 4 lety +583

    I love how every time jack plays a game he checks for subtitles! It's very inclusive for those who are hard of hearing.
    btw i'm not hard of hearing but it still warms my heart

    • @Evan-cw7vi
      @Evan-cw7vi Před 3 lety +55

      It’s also helpful for him because he can commentate over dialogue without the audience or him being lost, but I agree it’s very nice

    • @demonprincess9680
      @demonprincess9680 Před 3 lety +7

      Not only that, but for some reason his videos always have the game sounds turned down so low it's hard for anyone to hear them

    • @mango4723
      @mango4723 Před 3 lety +10

      Plus, subtitles are always nice

    • @lucasking1367
      @lucasking1367 Před 3 lety +25

      Im not hard of hearing, I can HEAR it fine, but I have auditory processing issues, I struggle to understand things that are said to me. Or things I hear, reading is much easier for me. The subtitles are very helpful.

    • @lexmcdufflepants4332
      @lexmcdufflepants4332 Před 3 lety +2

      Lucas King woah I have fine heading but have had problems "hearing" ya know? Love subtitles. So I wonder if auditory processing is that.. I'm sorry from distracting from you though hun.

  • @nickolas8667
    @nickolas8667 Před 10 měsíci +3

    "20 missing in too years about to be 21" LMAO HAS ME DEAD

  • @RM-un6xj
    @RM-un6xj Před 3 lety +13

    "welcome to the family son"
    Still the best line