MARKIPLIER'S NOT SHORT: THE GAME | Inch By Inch

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  • čas přidán 31. 05. 2018
  • In this game you grow progressively shorter and try to find the cure. I would like to say that you START at a PERFECTLY REASONABLE HEIGHT and grow shorter from there.
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  • @t.lanfield1936
    @t.lanfield1936 Před 5 lety +3621

    They should make a sequel where he tries to get big again but gets even bigger and bigger.

    • @goldenblue8991
      @goldenblue8991 Před 5 lety +66

      Oscar Glanfield I was thinking the same thing, are there games like that already? If so, he should play them.

    • @atlasthetitan463
      @atlasthetitan463 Před 4 lety +84

      That's.
      A genius.
      Idea.
      When I get into college, (Going to an Art school for all different types of art) I'm gonna make your idea a game

    • @alextheumbreon1363
      @alextheumbreon1363 Před 4 lety +37

      @@atlasthetitan463 Update us when you've made the game, please.

    • @4leafclover314
      @4leafclover314 Před 4 lety +11

      That would make him even happier😂😂

    • @raccoonking6746
      @raccoonking6746 Před 4 lety +7

      Oscar Glanfield that’s what she said

  • @ravenstars8013
    @ravenstars8013 Před 5 lety +1832

    "now I have to be *mad*
    And *small*
    In this boot"

  • @kyyathomas6386
    @kyyathomas6386 Před 4 lety +631

    Markiplier: Sobbing as he becomes one with the boot

  • @blueoysters3435
    @blueoysters3435 Před 3 lety +849

    Markiplier when he is 10 inches tall:*silence*
    Markiplier when he is 5'4: SHORT, SHORTY, SHORT

    • @forestwolfang1962
      @forestwolfang1962 Před 2 lety +4

      Yes I can agree be I am 5'4, why must I be short

    • @bim8950
      @bim8950 Před 2 lety +1

      ha ha short

    • @forestwolfang1962
      @forestwolfang1962 Před 2 lety +1

      I'd be twice as tall as you but sadly I never reached my true potential 😥

    • @declankelly9350
      @declankelly9350 Před 2 lety

      @@forestwolfang1962 what does that mean? why didn't u reach your potential

    • @forestwolfang1962
      @forestwolfang1962 Před 2 lety

      I mean that I never grew to the right height like was supposed to lol, now my cousin likes to tease on how short I am but I'm use to it lol

  • @swahzie
    @swahzie Před 6 lety +2296

    Mark as a scientist: And now I will carefully put the ingredients in...
    *knocks them over*
    *lab explodes*
    Mark: ....well shit.

  • @maddiewallace216
    @maddiewallace216 Před 5 lety +321

    "Maybe I should stop using our lab equipment to make coffee?"
    "noo"

  • @yyyamila
    @yyyamila Před 5 lety +600

    “iM iN tHe bOot!”
    -Markiplier 2018

  • @bellablackrose7262
    @bellablackrose7262 Před 5 lety +2535

    Me: casually is 5’ 1”
    Mark: *when he is 5’ 1”* wHy aM I sO sHorTy sHort
    Me: ... :’(

    • @tictac3147
      @tictac3147 Před 5 lety +69

      I’m assuming he meant short for a guy

    • @tofurama
      @tofurama Před 5 lety +9

      OoOoOoOoOf

    • @iCamryLife
      @iCamryLife Před 5 lety +34

      I’m 5’ don’t feel bad

    • @iCamryLife
      @iCamryLife Před 5 lety +20

      & I’m TWENTY

    • @srgshadow538
      @srgshadow538 Před 5 lety +20

      being tall is not always the best .im 6.56 etc 199 cm and i can tell you it is freaking enoying to need to buck down for a lot of stuff

  • @rosenblau
    @rosenblau Před 5 lety +1054

    So this is what the real world looks like from Mark's perspective...

  • @GravyRave
    @GravyRave Před 6 lety +473

    Scientist: "I hate this with every inch of my body."
    Me: "That's not a lot of inches."

  • @shadowelklord
    @shadowelklord Před 4 lety +152

    "that's important, ima put that on the floor." -- Markilpier Bigbrain

  • @alyciacayemberg2162
    @alyciacayemberg2162 Před 4 lety +67

    "I'm Not Mad, I'm short!" - Markiplier in a different 2020 video that i can't remember the name of.

  • @kooketh-shooketh_imdone580
    @kooketh-shooketh_imdone580 Před 6 lety +5653

    *"there's a Markiplier in my boot!"*

    • @Papucrue
      @Papucrue Před 6 lety +32

      kooketh-shooketh_imdone I commented that 3 hours ago

    • @brentvettel5343
      @brentvettel5343 Před 6 lety +4

      lol

    • @springytrapthebun1753
      @springytrapthebun1753 Před 6 lety +49

      *looks in boot* Yep....sure enough....
      Mark: Um...ahem...a kettle help?
      No..........
      Mark: Y?
      I........I don't know?

    • @David-nf9dz
      @David-nf9dz Před 6 lety +9

      kooketh-shooketh_imdone what a predicament for mark😂

    • @hallielarson719
      @hallielarson719 Před 6 lety +4

      lol

  • @spidey1100
    @spidey1100 Před 5 lety +1116

    "1 = Too poopy to be coffee."
    "2 = ???"
    "3 = Xanium = coffee?"
    Where's 2? Is it on a high shelf? Do you need a stool?

  • @NinjaSox7
    @NinjaSox7 Před 5 lety +418

    They should've made a sequel where you're continously growing and it becomes harder to operate smaller things.

  • @TotalAnimeFreak456
    @TotalAnimeFreak456 Před 5 lety +91

    Science labs have microwaves that they use for various procedures, including making protein separation gel.

  • @Jacob-ko2li
    @Jacob-ko2li Před 6 lety +486

    There's a Mark in my boot

    • @cieliona
      @cieliona Před 6 lety +12

      Jclubsandwich And the award for comment of the year goes to you!!!

    • @specccle1138
      @specccle1138 Před 6 lety +5

      Underrated comment

    • @nmads2162
      @nmads2162 Před 6 lety +2

      Yes there's a mark in my boot

    • @daubernoob2307
      @daubernoob2307 Před 6 lety +5

      Jclubsandwich "Made In China" Oh yeah I see that mark everywhere. Lmao

    • @yellowfire6091
      @yellowfire6091 Před 6 lety +1

      Jclubsandwich OH MY GOD

  • @nitromazer9021
    @nitromazer9021 Před 6 lety +216

    Momiplier:"You could have been taller"

  • @Firestar4041
    @Firestar4041 Před 5 lety +32

    Sequel idea;
    At the height you are at the end, you have to make a growth formula, and you begin growing too big.
    So thus it is then a race against time to make a cure to stop growing before you can't fit in the room anymore.

  • @alexanderjordan9894
    @alexanderjordan9894 Před 4 lety +29

    "This is the mega-genius equivalent of dying on the toilet"

  • @anayatemple
    @anayatemple Před 6 lety +479

    Markium + Darkium= Darkiplier

  • @imdone7426
    @imdone7426 Před 6 lety +412

    He went through the 7 stages of grief whenever he got stuck in the boot

    • @DirectorOfChaos9292
      @DirectorOfChaos9292 Před 6 lety +14

      I'm done there's only five stages

    • @pwney400
      @pwney400 Před 6 lety +18

      All _s e v e n_

    • @christopherwalker1823
      @christopherwalker1823 Před 6 lety +4

      +Robert Brotherton
      No, There Are Seven Stages Of Grief.

    • @funnyname2007
      @funnyname2007 Před 6 lety +1

      I'm done I checked and he on,y got to depression

    • @PhantomVirus
      @PhantomVirus Před 6 lety +4

      ChristopherWalker Gaming Don’t know if trolling or not, but just do everyone’s informed, there are 5 stages of grief: Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance.

  • @rsodrealm
    @rsodrealm Před 5 lety +252

    try out the sanbox mode! thumbs up for markiplier to read it!

  • @VibeyViberson
    @VibeyViberson Před 4 lety +150

    Mark: **gets mad that he's 5'1**
    Me: **Cries in 4'11**

    • @-l7-686
      @-l7-686 Před 4 lety +6

      Me: *Laughing in 6.21*

    • @VibeyViberson
      @VibeyViberson Před 4 lety +2

      Yall are tall wtf

    • @xylonus
      @xylonus Před 4 lety +1

      @@VibeyViberson its okay if youre still puberty, but the last height result will be sadly unsatisfying for you

    • @jacoblimber4040
      @jacoblimber4040 Před 4 lety

      Because u a girl okay

    • @moonmagic17484
      @moonmagic17484 Před 4 lety +4

      You: *cries in 4’11*
      Me: *depressed in 4’8*
      It can always be worse

  • @KamiTenchi
    @KamiTenchi Před 6 lety +140

    *Honey I Shrunk Markiplier*

  • @brycevo
    @brycevo Před 6 lety +1902

    Mark isn't Short!!! He's just *Vertically Challenged* ...

  • @taelynsavitski6220
    @taelynsavitski6220 Před 5 lety +245

    Why is no one talking about how he said "tittie sprinkle" twice throughout this video? 😂

    • @tuxedobird
      @tuxedobird Před 4 lety +5

      Coolcatz 2018 Yet you only had to wait a week. Seems a bit unfair, eh?

    • @tuxedobird
      @tuxedobird Před 4 lety +3

      Coolcatz 2018 Only wait 11 minutes, fool.

    • @tuxedobird
      @tuxedobird Před 4 lety +3

      Coolcatz 2018 So it is war. You’ll wait 38 minutes.

    • @Astarust
      @Astarust Před 4 lety

      @what in the world You had to wait 2 days for someone to reply

    • @fussyharp9834
      @fussyharp9834 Před 4 lety

      Cole W. Edits You had to wait 3 hours!

  • @non6882
    @non6882 Před 3 lety +12

    Mark: ...fight against the clock
    Me, still recovering from unus annus deletion: pain.

  • @TheMuffinator3
    @TheMuffinator3 Před 6 lety +41

    Actually Mark, labs do use microwaves sometimes. They’re clearly labeled “not for food” and sometimes other things like “Biohazard” based on what it’s intended for. I think I used a lab microwave for agar once
    The main thing that stressed me out in this game was seeing the chemical hood sash so high. I thought the Explodium was gonna blow right there and the sash height would be to blame

  • @KlLLERROBOT99
    @KlLLERROBOT99 Před 6 lety +140

    I think they should add a second mode called "Color by Color" where you start going color blind and need to make an antidote to fix yourself.
    You wouldn't have the names of the liquids anymore just something like "Blue goes with Yellow to make....blah blah blah."

    • @Wins0n
      @Wins0n Před 6 lety +3

      But then there wouldn’t be a game over, just a life of zen.

    • @jonathangerbino2621
      @jonathangerbino2621 Před 6 lety +8

      What if you're just slowly getting blinder and blinder? Or faster and faster? Or slower and slower? Or bigger and bigger?

    • @wardedthorn6523
      @wardedthorn6523 Před 6 lety +3

      Winson Zen? I know colorblind people; it's just an inconvenience

    • @ashtheegg_8744
      @ashtheegg_8744 Před 6 lety +6

      Nous Resterons La or have it be they grow inch by inch so they progressively get taller and taller and need to use tiny things to make the antidote

    • @Wins0n
      @Wins0n Před 6 lety

      An inconvenient state of zen :3

  • @montana5726
    @montana5726 Před 5 lety +41

    Mark:IM NOT SHORT!!!
    Me: Our first smol Markipler. What would Momiplier say about this?

  • @uselessvillain152
    @uselessvillain152 Před 5 lety +9

    mark "I don't know what Darkium is"
    me: it makes an infinite doorway for Darkiplier to get out

  • @mahennatockenstein2929
    @mahennatockenstein2929 Před 6 lety +245

    “Number one... number three”

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. Před 6 lety +718

    Is this game a representation of Markiplier's fears?

    • @zombienerd140
      @zombienerd140 Před 6 lety +7

      Justin Y. You would think that yeah and oh hey it's you "stop following me" I guess everyone says that

    • @13microvolt
      @13microvolt Před 6 lety +5

      Justin Y. justin do u mind if i want to be like you?
      also ur everywhere
      cuz ur the comment king

    • @ArixSage
      @ArixSage Před 6 lety +9

      _it represents his life_

    • @lurkerremastered1578
      @lurkerremastered1578 Před 6 lety +4

      Im not even surprised when I see you anymore. Hello lol

    • @novastar3990
      @novastar3990 Před 6 lety +1

      Woah! You really ARE everywhere! I like you!

  • @egodragonvm663
    @egodragonvm663 Před 5 lety +25

    Every time mark said DARKIUM I was like “Darkiplier?Darkipliers an element?”XD

  • @serenitymartel6683
    @serenitymartel6683 Před 5 lety +7

    I'm watching this video for the 10th time because this was my very first Markiplier video and I can't express how happy I am that I found this video, this channel, this community, and this guy. Love you so much Mark❤

  • @DeannaStar7
    @DeannaStar7 Před 6 lety +57

    "I'M IN THE BOOT!" Hahahaha! I laughed so hard at that! Someone animate this PLEASE!

  • @frostbitex23
    @frostbitex23 Před 6 lety +65

    I must resist the urge to make a Chemistry pun but I fear there will be no reactions.

  • @sahilmadan6901
    @sahilmadan6901 Před 4 lety +5

    Mark- Can't even reach the door knob
    Also Mark - *I SEEM TO BE OF PERFECTLY REASONABLE HEIGHT*

  • @sociallyineptbean1689
    @sociallyineptbean1689 Před 3 lety +6

    “It’s kind of an interesting concept to fight against the clock”

  • @ethan7520
    @ethan7520 Před 6 lety +96

    "We aren't short. We're "fun sized""

    • @lemonywater2979
      @lemonywater2979 Před 6 lety

      Luigi yeah what u gonna do about it. This is democracy *buddy*

    • @Yirialo
      @Yirialo Před 5 lety

      YEAH

    • @janethumphres
      @janethumphres Před 5 lety

      Skelecorn there’s nothing fun about not being able to reach stuff

  • @itsthatleo3970
    @itsthatleo3970 Před 6 lety +81

    *that's not a beaker, that's a graduated cylinder*

  • @glitchxa2556
    @glitchxa2556 Před 3 lety +4

    14:14 that voice crack tho

  • @thewolfstu
    @thewolfstu Před 5 lety +42

    I just realized... 7 inches... I wonder if that is secretly a prank from one of his co-workers who are into some kinky stuff.

  • @dylansee7290
    @dylansee7290 Před 6 lety +250

    Shortyplier

    • @ArixSage
      @ArixSage Před 6 lety +2

      _15 shorties to be exact ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_

    • @pencilpoet4167
      @pencilpoet4167 Před 6 lety

      They called Markiplier "Todd Anthony Shaw" in high school.

    • @pencilpoet4167
      @pencilpoet4167 Před 6 lety

      Look it up

  • @Egypt_Mummy
    @Egypt_Mummy Před 6 lety +86

    I'm in the boot
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @rovertn7521
    @rovertn7521 Před 5 lety +4

    14:58
    Pun intended?

  • @jaredbaca9529
    @jaredbaca9529 Před 2 lety +2

    i like how he accepted his end 9:50

  • @fatherdaniel8923
    @fatherdaniel8923 Před 6 lety +37

    And then he goes home and his wife (or husband) is like "Did you make coffee at the lab again?"

  • @CourtLLRN
    @CourtLLRN Před 5 lety +577

    I'm trying to figure out in what universe 5'10" is short. The way he and others talk about his height, I seriously thought he was 5'6" or something. xD

    • @pumpkinpartysystem
      @pumpkinpartysystem Před 5 lety +35

      I would've thought he was in the low 5 to high 4 range

    • @Choujifangirl
      @Choujifangirl Před 5 lety +5

      Court's Little Lambs Reborn Nursery believe me guys, its short I mean hell i'm shorter then Mark (only by a couple of inches but still short is short no matter which way you slice it)

    • @miieriel9531
      @miieriel9531 Před 5 lety +21

      Isn’t 5’10” like average?

    • @rett064
      @rett064 Před 5 lety +1

      I used to think he was 4’5-

    • @ronnievega3155
      @ronnievega3155 Před 5 lety +6

      What's wrong with 5'6"

  • @HappyMatt12345
    @HappyMatt12345 Před 7 měsíci +2

    I'm imagining Bob and Wade as Marks coworkers coming in the next day to find 6-inch tall Mark stuck inside of a boot ranting about how he's not short and a perfectly average height lmao. That sounds like a filler chapter to an episodic fanfic xD

  • @springbiscuits3049
    @springbiscuits3049 Před 5 lety +7

    "I'm not short."
    Is that what you wanted me to say Mark?

  • @juliano345
    @juliano345 Před 6 lety +271

    More like Markiplier Simulator

  • @niche4829
    @niche4829 Před 6 lety +310

    Someone draw a tiny grumpled Markimoo stuck inside a boot, please! That'd be so cute!
    PS: Thank you so much everyone for over a hundred likes and for their art! This community is so much like a big family and I love all you guys for keeping this place such a fun and nice area of the internet. =]

    • @austynlevi1258
      @austynlevi1258 Před 6 lety +10

      Avalon Meade I'm literally on it!

    • @DarkGamerexe545
      @DarkGamerexe545 Před 6 lety

      Idiots Relm I would love to see that! Where will you post it?

    • @austynlevi1258
      @austynlevi1258 Před 6 lety +2

      Dark Gamer.exe not sure honestly... Probably DeviantArt (AustynLevi) and Instagram (austynleviart)

    • @woahhhhhh
      @woahhhhhh Před 6 lety

      Idiots Relm I really want to see that

    • @theinvisiblespoon6118
      @theinvisiblespoon6118 Před 6 lety

      caustic synishade did it on tumblr

  • @ashleyallen7599
    @ashleyallen7599 Před 4 lety +3

    0:13 Him: before-
    me:BEFORE YOU ARE LITTLE TO LATE!
    him:no

  • @daltonpinell6251
    @daltonpinell6251 Před 5 lety +7

    Mark: What do I do with Exodium!?
    Me: OBLITERATE!

  • @21stcenturybae
    @21stcenturybae Před 6 lety +300

    I thought markiplier would have liked the sound of explodium in the morning.

  • @bonniebunniegirl4000
    @bonniebunniegirl4000 Před 6 lety +76

    "Why am I so shorty short?"

  • @AppleOfThineEye
    @AppleOfThineEye Před 5 lety +17

    "I've seen shorter people."

    • @VenomQuill
      @VenomQuill Před 3 lety +1

      "Wade, say something nice."
      lmao

  • @carmesincolor6052
    @carmesincolor6052 Před 4 lety +5

    Man...im just thinking
    What was the number 2 at 2:25?

    • @Jack-er1sc
      @Jack-er1sc Před rokem

      I think we can safely assume mark knows it's too poopy to be coffee...

  • @keirstynkat
    @keirstynkat Před 6 lety +35

    "I'm in the boot" (loses all hope) *starts playing IN THE ARMS OF THE ANGEL FLY AWAY...*

  • @kittyleafdraws9602
    @kittyleafdraws9602 Před 6 lety +77

    Mark I am a whopping 5'3" I'd be a goddamn fool if I thought you were short

    • @melodywrite9216
      @melodywrite9216 Před 6 lety +2

      kittyleafdraws I’m 5’0”, feel tall yet? 😜😜😜

    • @ladygalaxy7396
      @ladygalaxy7396 Před 6 lety +1

      Same. 5'3.

    • @Carter_the_Cryptid
      @Carter_the_Cryptid Před 6 lety +1

      kittyleafdraws - I'm 5'3" while my dad is 6'1", he has never known the plight of us shorties. He has been ridiculously tall his whole life, even in grade school he was the tallest boy in class.

    • @user-rk8kt6zu5q
      @user-rk8kt6zu5q Před 6 lety +4

      Actual short people unite!!

    • @boxofd0gs41
      @boxofd0gs41 Před 6 lety

      kittyleafdraws 5’11”😝

  • @ivandelaguardia1
    @ivandelaguardia1 Před 5 lety +3

    0:07 but not width, that would just be craxy

  • @Max-Parker-Buxton
    @Max-Parker-Buxton Před 4 lety +3

    Mark: I'm happy with my height
    Also Mark: How do I get...taller?

  • @MikeAllrightChannel
    @MikeAllrightChannel Před 6 lety +28

    Momiplier “ you could be bit taller...”

  • @aurelionsmol715
    @aurelionsmol715 Před 6 lety +28

    Markiplier: this is a game about a scientist who shrunk in height
    ...uhh... I thought you were planning to be an engineer.

  • @jacobegnor4197
    @jacobegnor4197 Před 3 lety +2

    literal scientist smart enough to make a shrinking thing:
    Girls: I WonT dAte uNleSs hE’s 6 fOoT tAll”

  • @user-ht6ig3ux1v
    @user-ht6ig3ux1v Před 5 lety +3

    Marks face at 9:38 killed me 😂😂😂

  • @jaysmechs2457
    @jaysmechs2457 Před 6 lety +139

    I AM GETTING SHORTY SHORT
    *WHY AM I SO SHORTY SHORT*

    • @albinompaintingllc6414
      @albinompaintingllc6414 Před 6 lety +6

      E

    • @bruh9382
      @bruh9382 Před 6 lety +3

      Please someone make a remix of that

    • @meeelatonin7760
      @meeelatonin7760 Před 6 lety +1

      "And like I said,someone stepped on him,and Mark was no more."

    • @meeelatonin7760
      @meeelatonin7760 Před 6 lety +1

      CursedHacker I can already imagine the remix-
      WHY AM I GETTING SHORTY SHORT
      I AM SO SHORTY SHORT (shoooort)
      SHORTY SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORTY SHOOOORT
      idk

    • @Lunaphire
      @Lunaphire Před 6 lety +1

      I'm pretty sure when he said that, he was my height, lol...

  • @Alexthatsnottaken
    @Alexthatsnottaken Před 6 lety +22

    That moment when you become so small your boot becomes your prison and you look back on your life and wonder where it all went wrong

    • @voicehead
      @voicehead Před 6 lety

      that moment when your family leaves you behind to rot but you turn out successful in life and you think to yourself, "TAKE THAT, MOM AND DAD!" but they dont remember you and you remember that they dont remember you and you quietly cry to yourself and you realize youre donald trump

    • @Alexthatsnottaken
      @Alexthatsnottaken Před 6 lety +1

      Mac_Tonight I hate when that happens.

  • @timothyroehm4307
    @timothyroehm4307 Před 4 lety +5

    This is so terrifying imagine being in this situation!!!

  • @d1g1t4l.st4r.
    @d1g1t4l.st4r. Před 2 lety +1

    Mark saying Lynxium BEFORE Lixian was his editor:
    *Nothing*
    Mark saying Lynxium AFTER Lixian became his editor:
    Lixian: " You called? "

  • @Z-1991
    @Z-1991 Před 6 lety +175

    Too many signing of calendars interrupted your growth.

  • @IamaPERSON
    @IamaPERSON Před 6 lety +208

    Oh, so THAT'S why Mark had a SHORT temper in getting over it.

  • @GrahamBurgers
    @GrahamBurgers Před 5 lety +6

    "How do I get big again?"
    _flashbacks_
    *Revolutions all the time,*
    *people changing the world with crime.*

  • @svisuals4932
    @svisuals4932 Před 4 lety +5

    *"Hippity Hoppity I'm so short"*

  • @dokkannn
    @dokkannn Před 6 lety +682

    OOOOOO WHO LIVES IN A BOOT UNDER THE DESK???!! Tiny plier!!

  • @Khazaboom
    @Khazaboom Před 6 lety +59

    I guess you got SHORT changed by this LITTLE game. That's a TINY problem! *grabs coat*

  • @electroi.5403
    @electroi.5403 Před 5 lety +6

    THERES A MARK IN MY BOOT!

  • @harmonium5495
    @harmonium5495 Před 5 lety +13

    I've been laughing so hard ever since he started shrinking!!!! IT HURTS!! I ALSO DON'T CARE IF I SPELT SHRINK WRONG!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Edit: When he said to mention any games he should play, I thought of this game. Beyond Two Souls. PLAY IT!!!!!!

    • @furthings
      @furthings Před 5 lety +2

      You misspelled "spelled" lmao

    • @maxilz9447
      @maxilz9447 Před 4 lety +1

      yea it's spelled you misspelled, not shrink

    • @deadgrass2299
      @deadgrass2299 Před 2 lety

      You didn't spell shrink wrong. You spelled spelled wrong.

  • @TheMegaGamingJoker
    @TheMegaGamingJoker Před 6 lety +38

    MARKS NOT SHORT!!!!
    Even if his mom said he could be a bit taller... XD

    • @jeejypeej
      @jeejypeej Před 6 lety +3

      *takes glasses off*
      How dare you complain about this family..
      *shakes head*
      _how dare you.._

  • @ianmartin5666
    @ianmartin5666 Před 5 lety +63

    Whenever he got stuck in the boot, I started laughing so hard I was literally crying and wheezing.

  • @Choujifangirl
    @Choujifangirl Před rokem +1

    What would’ve made this funnier is every time he shrank his voice would get higher up to the point where he got stuck in the boot

  • @Kristopher848
    @Kristopher848 Před 4 lety +2

    "maybe we should stop using our lab equipment to make coffee.."
    Me: no shit, Sherlock.

  • @magentafoxrose1402
    @magentafoxrose1402 Před 6 lety +202

    PERFECTLY AVERAGE HEIGHT!! 👍👍👍

    • @bantv3418
      @bantv3418 Před 6 lety +2

      Elizabeth Santiago
      You Are Right 😍😍

    • @albanian2408
      @albanian2408 Před 6 lety +1

      Elizabeth Santiago xnxx

    • @Rainok
      @Rainok Před 6 lety

      LOL Your funny

  • @JamesyHerald
    @JamesyHerald Před 6 lety +78

    You're not short. You're just always surrounded by tall people. It's that kind of "beaker half full" mentality we need to maintain to get through our... short... lives.

    • @lingyan6901
      @lingyan6901 Před 6 lety +6

      fun fact, taller people have shorter lives cus it puts pressure on their circulatory system. So yes, short height, long lives.

    • @JamesyHerald
      @JamesyHerald Před 6 lety +3

      @ling yan
      That's a bit sad actually, haha...

  • @mineking6391
    @mineking6391 Před 4 lety +2

    Mark, you're not short and you are at a perfectly average height for a male. You have the world's support :3

  • @ryandubois3675
    @ryandubois3675 Před 4 lety +1

    The real people's club starts at 6'2" so you're absolutely NOT short in the slightest Markimoo.

  • @texas_badger1984
    @texas_badger1984 Před 6 lety +237

    I WANT THIS TO BE ANIMATED XD

  • @JustaYeomanBowman
    @JustaYeomanBowman Před 6 lety +332

    He boot too big

  • @sherbet3310
    @sherbet3310 Před 5 lety +1

    “1, it looks too poopy to be coffee, and number 3, I dunno how explodium turned into coffee.”
    -Markiplier, 2k18

  • @therealnereusv4363
    @therealnereusv4363 Před 4 lety +3

    12:30
    Mark: Why i am *Shorty Short?*
    Me: I'm Tall

  • @Freakous6000
    @Freakous6000 Před 6 lety +12

    "There's a Mark in my boot!"
    -Woody, probably if he was watching this

  • @braedenw.4156
    @braedenw.4156 Před 6 lety +97

    Why does this game make me anxious

    • @mery9137
      @mery9137 Před 6 lety +3

      IT SHOULDN’T BECAUSE IT IS A PERFECTLY NORMAL HEIGHT

    • @MAY1AVIV
      @MAY1AVIV Před 6 lety +1

      same

    • @ertok7067
      @ertok7067 Před 6 lety +5

      For me it was the thought of being stuck in a boot, and waking up Monday to a scientist putting his foot into that boot.

    • @NoahHalfSquid
      @NoahHalfSquid Před 5 lety +2

      If you want true anxiety, pause at 4:21...

  • @drfries
    @drfries Před 5 lety +5

    I believe I can fly
    I got shot by a pizza guy
    all I wanted was onion rings
    from McDonald's or Burger King
    I believe I can soar
    I got slapped in a grocery store
    even though I'm 24
    I got an imaginary dinosaur
    I believe I can fall
    because I tripped by a bouncy ball

  • @TFWPLSSUB
    @TFWPLSSUB Před 3 lety +1

    1:55 *bananas intensifies*

  • @allinayea7025
    @allinayea7025 Před 5 lety +90

    Mark "OH NO I'M GETTING TOO SHORT!"
    *is 2 inches away from my height* T-T

  • @accountofthebird
    @accountofthebird Před 6 lety +329

    Let me get this straight. CZcams thought it'd be okay to give me a Logan Paul or Jake Paul or whatever Paul video notification, when I've never seen a Paul video in my life, but it didn't give me the notification for this video when I've seen all of your videos?
    Interesting.

  • @gracekeeney794
    @gracekeeney794 Před 5 lety +1

    Mark isn't short. In fact, Mark is the tallest of us all and everyone thinks he is short because our brains would implode if we saw how tall he truly was.

  • @_______.e
    @_______.e Před 2 lety

    The amount of how intence he's trying not to get small is making godzilla choke to death