THIS GAME WILL TORMENT YOU | Gauntlet of Ire
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- Don't be fooled by it's innocent graphics... this game is torture. Pure... unadulterated... torture. It lures you in with the promise of fun gameplay and then it SPITS YOU OUT AFTER IT CHEWS YOUR SOUL!
Torture Yourself ► store.steampowered.com/app/754...
Going on Tour Again!! ► markiplier.com/ - Hry
Awwww. It’s cool to now know that this was Lixian’s first video that he edited for Mark. What a magical duo.
Here before this comment blows up
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5 stages of mark
1. Confidence
2. Happiness with sadness mixed
3. GET DONGED
4. Sing along and make lyrics about how unfair this game is
5. End of the video
Note: stage 3 and 4 might repeat
NGT Owl gonged*
@@BrenSmith05 no, donged you idiot.
I loved four (I know I’m late )
You forgot the WHY IS IT DIFFERENT
get donged on
“This isn’t so bad”
*literally 9 seconds later*
*dies*
“Why did you slow down?”
Me: And it begins
about 10 minutes in: "REALITY IS SHIFTING ON ME!!!!!!!"
Welcome to “Mark Singing Himself into Hell by Singing Depressing Variations of Heart and Soul”
😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😅
Thank you
His singing starts at exactly 6:00 in
The last video I watched was titled "that one song everyone plays on piano" and it was heart and soul
It's actually 5:59 but ill give it to you
"Why am I a Communist ball?"
Asking the essential existential questions, are we? :P
Isn't it actually a Dark Dragon Ball
@@Speedstreak no its a Winter Soldier ball
OUR ball
BAPTISTE RAMIRO OUR meme
@@asadunn9339 YeH
"Why am I a communist ball," - Stalinplier, 1945
XD
TNTDragon109 stalinplier 1945 colorized
dammit i was going to say that
TNTDragon109 Lmfao
*why are WE a communist ball
I like how Mark’s song went from “I pet kittens with my light touch” to “It is really cool to be in pain.” Unus Annus quality transition right there.
Unus Annus is not real.
@@DokiDokibo it was, for a year.
@@DokiDokibo shhhh, let us mourn. And yes, it existed for one year so..
@@jackhemsworth7515 memento mori
@@Somespideronline the whole point is to pretend it didnt exist after it ended so you had to be there to know about it, obviously it "existed for one year" but the person is just doing what we were meant to do when it ends lol
Mark: 'This isn't so bad.'
6 minutes later
Mark: 'I'm a happy sack of shit.'
Hes gone insane
This game confused me _so much_
I'm blue-yellow colorblind
Then how do you know if its blue and yellow
That is one big oof right there
ImperialRule66 I guess cause since she’s colourblind to those two only then she’ll know if something is blue or yellow cause nothing else will contradict it??? Maybe idk
And plua he never said the background Color
@@imperialrule6652 There's a science behind it. Google it
the backround music is 'heart and soul' and its a perfect fit for the game its a song that can be repeated over and over and over again without sounding weird
its also annoyingly cheery and childish which makes you even more pissy when you die
i love your profile pic
Sounds like play that song
i thought it was play that song?
Malaysha Morgan Heart and Soul came out first in 1938, and based on the fact that it’s used in this game and the song you mentioned, plus a few other places, I’m guessing it’s in the public domain. Or, at least, a lot of people believe it’s in the public domain.
All I can see is Stewie and Brian from Family Guy singing Heart and Soul.
Marks always starts rage games with "this isn't so bad"
And then he descends into madness
Imagine being Amy just hearing mark singing like a lunatic from the next room
She'd probably be reading the morning newspaper, then suddenly hear an eldritch screech straight from the depths of hell, then, while flipping through the pages she'd sigh and say, "He's playing another rage game, isn't he?"
@@Thechaosmaster1997 dayum 2 years later
@@Thechaosmaster1997 dyum
@@Thechaosmaster1997 who's Amy?
@@natepion8449 His girlfriend
*Level 1: Idiot Proof*
Mark: Hold my beer.
Daniel Sambar he cannot drink beer or he’ll die
War Hero it's... A joke
Kayla McCoy yes I agree this person doesn't get the joke
Kayla McCoy but hes joke got shut down by the facts.
Well, that was definitely proof the he was an idiot.
Rageplier stages
Extraordinary confidence
Immediate difficulties
Begins rage
The “why” stage
Forced positivity
Shouting
Broken stage
Return to the “why” stage
Don’t care
Not necessarily in order and can skip some or repeat some
Why does this not have more likes?
Gubbzington you fogot the "making random noises" section
ThingTaLope ah yes! That’s an important one. Totally forgot that
Gubbzington Accurate.
Ghostie Moon I dunno, maybe my picture looks funny and so deters the liking 😂
I like how u can tell by the fact that the lyrics become more and more stressed and nonsensical that markiplier is slowly but surely losing his mind...
"Why are you not straight anymore?"
"Don't dong me bro"
"I am the man who will get the head"
More nonsensical let's go with that sure
"Why are you not straight anymore?" -Markiplier, 2018
What is wrong with your channel icon
Homophobes when their son/daughter/don/saughter comes out as anything but straight.
"Don't dong me bro."
buff men, among other things
50% musical 50% gameplay.Perfectley balanced as all the things should be .
Gauntlet of ire is a perfectly balanced game *[insert game breaking exploit]*
"Well this doesn't seem so bad."
Famous last words ;) xD
Clever
This is the first video lixian edited for Markiplier. Interesting
“Why aren’t you straight” “don’t song me bro!” Best quotes right after one another
Also “why am I a communist ball” needs to at least be mentioned
"dong*
@@songbird6414 true
Dont dong me bro
Also “I don’t want to bite the pillow”
The background music 'heart and soul' just reminds me of the guy dancing to the piano.
OMG! Yessss...!
Oh man! This shit a slap
Big?
writx12 big what
Ah yes, the Vine of Vines
How did a sphere break into squares?
Because all these squares make a circle
David Hong but what about the curved surface?
Technically it's possible, but we would need to include the concept of infinity which would destroy the memory of any conceivable computer. Cubes in infinite rotational positions with their centers equal would create a sphere with diameter equal to the distance of the opposite vertexes of the cubes.
All these squares make a circle.
All these squares make a circle.
All these squares make a circle.
So the question is the 3D model for the ball
If we were to look at a copy we could anylize the cubes to see how it works
Well, here it is! Lixian’s first edited video for Mark!
He’s come a LONG way!
When girls are literally making out: "They're such good friends"
When boys accidentally touch hands: 10:19
Big facts 🤣😂🤣😂
Don’t forget about 10:29
@@nightwolf9375 DONG
This made the video so much better lmao technically it can keep going from 10:19 til 11:25 👍
@@nightwolf9375 ya mean 12:28? 👀
mark: I was fine - I WAS FINE!
narrator in background: He was indeed not fine at all
Jenna this needs more attention
-Morgan Freeman
-The narrator from The Stanley Parable
-Bennet Foddy
3:42 for some reason hearing an almost 30 year old man yell "what does get donged mean?!" Is the funniest thing ever
You’ve got to admit, mark is pretty good at making up lyrics for songs.
I could never train myself enough to make up lyrics THAT RHYMES on the spot 😱
Mark’s five stages of grief:
Confusion
Denial
Singing
Anger
Acceptance/rage quit
"Why am I a communist ball?" -Markiplier, 2018
yep great way to start off a new month
Yeah, I really wish he'd added the Soviet Union anthem to that part, haha.
Do me pls
@@noahmorris4775 Smooth.
2:14
"WHY WOULD YOU MAKE IT DIFFERENT!?" Cause it's a rage game... its to make you rage.
the worst thing you can do is make a rage game random
Directionally Challenged I'd assume he knows lol
LOL, I like how Mark was trying to hard mode first.
This is the type of game that looks so easy when I'm watching, but if I were to play, I probably wouldn't get past the first level.
Same.😆
anybody else rewatching to see Lixian’s first edit?
"Why would I get donged? It's different." Markiplier 2018
6 years later and as soon as your comment poped, mark sayd the words 😂
Mark: "Okay, alright, this doesn't seem so bad."
... One minute passes...
Mark: "How are you supposed to get through that!?"
... More time passes...
Mark: "No, NO! Why, why did you do that? WHY did you do that? WHY?"
... Some more time passes...
Mark (singing): "I got the recipe for fun times, yes! I am a happy sack of shit!"
... Even more time passes...
Mark embraces the music and sings along with a slight edge to his voice.
...
Mark: "Why am I going backwards? What is this?
...
Mark rocks back and forth, expression on his face being one of torment.
...
Mark: "Nope, nope, I'm going home."
Every game he ever plays
Wow you really emphasized on the crazy
Also: "Why am I a communist ball?"
I was freakin dying even harder with each level. I'd thought this was a small, short, 10-level game. I'd thought "OK. At least he'd made it to the last level." When he'd scrolled and I'd seen Level 35, I was all in with Mark's "Oh my God. OH MY- OH MY GOD." Could NOT agree more lmao
“You’re not straight why are you not straight anymore” 10:22
10:17 my parents @ me when I came out lol
Lol now people r gonna be like "mark is homophobic c😢😢😢😵😵😵😐😐🤬🤬😡😡😡😡😠😠😤😤😤😤"
But with my parent........ SAME
37 times mark dies
1-3 he starts yelling
4-15 he starts raging a tiny bit
16-30 losing his MIND
31-37 rage
All while singing!
I request a *FULL, 100%, COMPLETE* playthrough of this. My deepest apologies Mark.
there's a lot of rage games it's fun to watch him play but this music is cancer after a few loops
Yes we need to see this 100% complete it is so much fun watching him play it. I have watched this at least 19 times.
I request a FULL, 100%, COMPLETE playthrough of this. My deepest apologies mark.
There's a lot of rage games it's fun to watch him play but this mucic is cancer after a few loops
Yes we need to see this 100% complete it is so much fun watching him play it.
Mark 2018: It is really cool to be in pain.
Mark Now: *not a masochist*
The way Mark goes from complete and total confidence to rage and desperation is hilarious
Was it just me, or did the music sound like it was smirking the whole time?
Yes it most certainly did
If the person playing the piano was there watching Mark, he/she'd probably look really, _really_ smug.
*Game:* This level is idiot proof.
*Mark:* Hold my beer.
Mark's ded from alcohol poisonin
ElvenRaptor LOL
momo look
Ex-ACTLY.
ElvenRaptor virgin* beer
ElvenRaptor after about 12 minutes
*mark*:...... ok maybe give me my beer back...... and never speak of this again... ever.
14:23 "omg I'm dead." Is THE CUTEST thing ever
Rewatching this after Lixian talked about this in his 'how I became mark's editor' video
Well you _have_ to come back and play on hard mode. I mean you did say that thing at the beginning.
14:10 "Yes. Yes. YES. YES. Leap of Faith. No. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. N O ."
I don’t want to do this
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhHhHhHh
Oh my god I’m dead 😵
I S T H A T A J O J O R E F E R E N C E
My dude Atum told me this joke already the other day. Not sure why he was crying though.
mistakes were made XD
I don wanna pla thi ga... anamana...
Nobody:
Mark: 🎶 🎵 M i H o Y M i N o Y🎶🎵
6:59
Doodlebob!
“It is really cool to be. In. Pain.” Is Mark secretly a member of Linkin Park?
I want to see Mark play more of that, especially when he makes his own lyrics.
I love his bopping and made up lyrics lmao
Spineapple that was the best part of the video for me too! It's cause I do the same thing when I start to get frustrated. But wouldn't it be cool of the music changed to a different bit equally annoying song everytime you booted up the game?
I don't like this, I don't like this, oh god... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Spineapple I love how he just pulls out random words that may fit into a song.
you should play Roblox and make account is and cool
12:29 “Cause I am the man who will get the head”
wait I can explain
Yeah I just wanna is the time
congrats on 69 likes! if i like it tho it will be 70
200th like
i replayed that part a few times because wtf Mark?
He’s just saying everybody would want to give him head because how great he is at the game
Ah yes, the first lixian edit
Baby lixian’s first video edit for mark and now he has a baby 🥺
"Idiot Proof"
Dies countless times
"Oxygen thief" as the first achievement. Haha.
duh. its because marks an idiot. thats why he died. 😒
"Why did I get donged?!"
- Markiplier 2018
Zufeng because vsauce
“Don’t dong me bro” 10:33
Its like that one baldi game where he said "dont gum me bro" it was hilarious
Anyone else here after learning it was the first video Lixian ever edited for Mark?
Mark: “I GOT THIS”
*dies*
" What does get donged mean?!" - Markiplier in 2018
11:50
Jessica Barrett Has has v
That's how logic works
Jessica Barrett which time 😂
"This is gonna make me lose my sanity"
Can't lose what you never had
pale man
I literally read your comment at the exact point when he said it!!!
AmenoKoyane Tokyo Ghoul!!!
The sound when the ball breaks is soo satisfying to hear
You can tell when mark is going crazy when hes making up song lyrics while playing a game like this😂
What made me giggle:
1) mark making his song
2) mark saying ‘donged’
3) mark raging
What about marks face on the last level he played?
His dong song
Communist ball
Someone needs to animate this. It would be hilarious
Check 🖕
Mark literally sang through the whole episode...
"it is really cool to be in pain"
- mark (not a masochist) iplier
When he starts to sing with the piano it sounds like an awful musical solo
Beautiful*
Queen Salmon
*beautiful
The song it was playing was the tune of "Play That Song"
This song was forbidden to play on the piano in the music department when I was in high school
Mine too my band director was sick of it
Sometimes I worry about him.
Me too lol
Hope 😂😂😂😂
We all do
Hope haha me to 😂
Same
2:26 TKOed grave stone
LIXIAN'S FIRST VIDEO THAT HE EDITED FOR MARKIPLIER
The music alone would make me rage. At first I was like "oh this is nice and cheery" 5 minutes later... "Kill me now please."
This Guy *Pause*
KingBongHogger yeah it's not a good time
Its a great piece
Its called heart and soul
try having to hear it every single day in choir from people who can "play the piano"
I can't wait to see people like Daybydave Endigo and Schmohojo remix the parts he sings
6:30 famous last words "I'MA ALIVE"
It's fun to come back to this video knowing it's Lixians first video edit for mark.
Mark the musical: song of rage
It’s funny as shit when he adds his own lyrics to the music. It fit so perfectly it was hilarious
"I GOT THE REST OF ME FOR FUN TIMES YES"
*"I AM A HAPPY SACK OF SHIT"*
12:25 I remember downloading this video for a long road trip and I couldn't stop rewinding this part for 10 minutes.
Lmaooo
9:10 needs to touch the block to speed up
*mark*: maybe I have to jump more?
The music really is driving Mark Insane
"I won't be dead... Cuz i am the man who will get the head"... "uhm🤤😖 I can explain" ~ Mark 2018
*septiplier confirmed*
The music really driveing mark insane "i won't be dead... Cuz i am the man who will get the head"... "Uhm😌😣 i can explain" ~ mark 2018
septiplier confirmed
*No need*
What time is that at?
this is my new favorite musical
Heart and soul
wonder if they had the license for heart and soul. surely that shit is copyrighted in some way lol
Watch markiplier Descend into Chaos List: (you can thank me later)
1:07 - Watch the innocence Escape mark's heart
1:21 - Watch the happiness escape mark's heart
1:44 - Watch the rage start to transfer into his voice
2:05 - The Rage Grows
3:03 - Mark tries to hide his rage via High-Voice
4:26 - mark slowly drifts into Insanity
4:39 - Mark unleashes his passive aggression
5:25 - Stress introduces itself
6:10 - Mark drifts into Insanity a second time
6:54 - The rage starts to break into his heart
8:53 - Watch the sadness come pouring in
(Surprisingly that was all I was able to dig up)
13:55
When you have to explain being a gamer in one sentence.
Nah, it would be "i hate minorities".
Basiclly, Mark slowly losing his sanity.
HyperWatch oh boy, my favorite
Its fun to see mark slowly crumble down, scream in pure agony and show he's visable anger.
Wait, what sanity is there to lose?
HyperWatch that's assuming he had some sanity left after all them meme games he played lol
Slowly?
We all know the people who make songs out of marks videos are gonna have a field day on this one he's practically singing for half the video
Zachary Harper I was just thinking that XD
Watching a grown man get angry at a ball was the funniest thing I've seen in a while.
Such a peaceful game.
(Cue distant screaming as music plays in a never ending loop of colorful agony)
i wont be dead cause i am the man who will get the head
-Markiplier 2018
You can skip to random parts of the video and see his decent into madness lol with how he sings the music
POSITIVE MENTAL ATTITUDE
*METAL
JACKABOY
I think you got Jacksepticeye with the lower, off brand, jacksepticeye, his fans call him Mark or Markiplier and sometimes even Markimoo
Everyone else is thinking about jack while im thinking about BTS. i love your profile!😏👍
Nijara lmao thanks
For some reason, the face Mark makes at 8:14 had me cry laughing for a solid 3 minutes :')
13:28 those lyrics hit hard man
"Don't dong me, bro!"
That needs to be taken out of context in a Markiplier Animated. Technically there's even a "fuck me in the butt," Mark's just... leaving himself wide open for some... humor. :P
wide open... 😆😂
Jaded Fox
*_COUGH_*
I love when mark starts singing
If u died laughing... I'm one too
Yep
I'm re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-watching this for at least the 20th time or so. Love the simple colors/music but the hidden element of rage behind it and Mark finds that element almost immediately . ♥♥♥
13:35 the sound of sad stressed a bit of laughter and low
"I won't be dead
Cuz I am the man who will get the head..."
*look of regret*
Yeah, he realized how bad that sounded.
FUNTclan
When
When?
“I can explain myself”
*dies*
When I see a title suggesting that Mark gets into rage mode, I leave everything and watch the video.
7:53....
FNaF sister location....
“BABAY, BABAY, BABAY GO HOME....
BABAY COME BACK!!!”
An I the only one who remeber tha-
Markiplier:
"I don't want to bite the pillow...
Don't Dong Me, Bro...
I'm really saucy in my pants"
Me: idk what is going on but I feel like Mark needs an adults help.... 🙄🤣
13:41. "BIG ROUND COW!!!?!??!!"
Its big brown cow
I got the recipe for *fun times YES*
...
*I AM A HAPPY SACK OF SHIT*
I read this exactly when it happened
That was my absolute favorite moment in this video. (although, all his on-the-fly lyrics were fabuloso~)
i rewrote half the song so ha i win
9:55 i really thought ur cutting the scenes lmaooooooooooo
11:07 literally my fav part lmaoo