Then Jesus and the disciples came to a hurtle. Jesus told Peter to jump over the hurtle. "I can't", cried Peter. "I'm so depressed inside." Jesus replied, "For the love of Nine Inch Nails. If your faith was stronger you could have it all. My empire of dirt would be beneath your feet." Peter looked at Jesus and said, "What you talking about Willis?"
This cringe is through the roof and off the Richter scale, I mean..."hurtles"? Come on! But this is real advice, religion can be a good place to turn when your life is in the shitter
Amen. Jesus gave me so much hope. The reason I am alive today
0:35 God, those transitions can HURT! 😛
Then Jesus and the disciples came to a hurtle. Jesus told Peter to jump over the hurtle.
"I can't", cried Peter. "I'm so depressed inside."
Jesus replied, "For the love of Nine Inch Nails. If your faith was stronger you could have it all. My empire of dirt would be beneath your feet."
Peter looked at Jesus and said, "What you talking about Willis?"
I'll have to hurtle my hurt right at them, then. No more hurdles if I can't hurtle that at them.
It's very Wonder Showzen-ish.
Someone please help that poor girl. Her legs clearly don't want to be attached to her body.
0:42 What happens in Dark Castle for no reason
Jesus says to do yoga over hurtles, got it
This cringe is through the roof and off the Richter scale, I mean..."hurtles"? Come on! But this is real advice, religion can be a good place to turn when your life is in the shitter