Real Time with Bill Maher: New Rule - For the Love of Bud (HBO)
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In his editorial New Rule, Bill Maher, joint in hand, reminds pot enthusiants to remain steadfast in their fight for marijuana legalization. Original air date: February 12, 2016.
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Bernie put up the bill
Dank bern
+Radhika Doraisingam
l33t mlg sanders
I guess I'm not the only one that likes to "feel the Bern" hue hue hue get it?
+Heidi Williams (#StandWithPP) I thought Bernie just put up a bill to make it where the feds cant mess with states that have it legal. So technically states where it's still illegal will have to try to make it legal themselves, unless i'm wrong and his bill is for legalization on a federal level.
+Cinnamononomon
You're right, but that's still the most progressive plan for marijuana of any presidential candidate out there.
I was really high when I watched this, made it better.
I sparked one up when he pulled his joint out
+Silent Conqueror
Same. Already had a bowl loaded. Sparked it when he did.
+Joe Berg im gonna smoke now because of this.
You heard that NSA!!!
what?
That it will
they took his kids away from him??? what happened to respecting our veterans??????
as a Vet we served the UNITED STATES not the individual states. He's right leave it to states and you get exactly what he now some have it and others don't. Bernie is the only one talking about marijuana.
USA doesn't respect veterans
+Desmond Bear Respecting vertans is just a good pr stunt and or soundbite, most politicians though especially Republicans then cut veterans benefits and or find ways to fuck them out of them, and or just dismiss them...all the while saying they stand by the veterans, even as they pull the chairs and beds out from under them so they can sell them off to buy another yacht and or throw a party at their mansions.
+MAnnaconduit1 They love veterans so much they can't stop making more of them.
Astavakra1981
yeah once they can't fight anymore they're just a drag on the economy...in the politician mindset.
like George Carlin once said, republicans want live babies so they can have dead soldiers.
brilliant |Maher, simply brilliant.
+Matthew James he is a modern day plato or Socrates
+tatito rodriguez he has people writing his material, don't be a dope
+Indegruv He writes it to and i'm sure on this subject i think he knows a little bit more than the writers...
+Indegruv He's been a comedian for a few decades. I think you're being a bit short-sighted.
+Indegruv Well then, you try putting together a show, week after week, all by yourself without a team of writers. Oh, that's right, you couldn't.
_"I'm no fan of kids but if you like the ones you got you should be able to keep 'em."_
- Bill Maher 2016
That should go on a bumper sticker xD
The Dynast Queen lol I want that too! I don’t like kids either
Hilarious and sweet.
There IS one politician that says legalize marijuana on a national level. It's BERNIE SANDERS! BERNIE SANDERS IN 2016! #feelthebern
When did he ever say that??
+Falcø you haven't seen that clip?
+Adult Hybrid Child of Extraterrestrials Although he is for the legalization, he has not stated fighting for it; however, he will fight for the decriminalization of it (I.E. make it a citation rather than a criminal act for using it in public)
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Falcø www.cnbc.com/2015/11/05/bernie-sanders-files-bill-to-legalize-marijuana.html
"I smoke marijuana because my third eye has glaucoma"...HILARIOUS!
Maybe I should light up right now.
Bud is wiser not Budweiser.
+Lord Luke Nice one!
you won the Internet today
Alright joey badass
+Lord Luke You are wise.
+Lord Luke Older But no Wiser
He pulled a ..Galifinakis !
+Bauks *Galifianakis
+zwasfi *Galifiniakisi
Zach*
Galifiligalinfakisagilinanifalinkis*
+Bauks He pulled shit from his ass. Fortunately, Bill finally said something honest. He is not big fan of children. That explains everything. If he is normal, like most of people, and have family, ESPECIALLY CHILDREN, he will never talk bull like he jus did. He is asking for legalization of ganja just because he is junky. How selfish it is??? However, he has great audience of stupid addicted people.
I would totally buy some Silly Billy's Wacky Tobacky
I'd also buy some Maherijuana.
🌿😚💨🌿
Billy Buds Anyone
It looked pretty nice
Pot? Not really my thing, however have drank plenty, almost killed me. Now would I rather head out on a Friday night knowing perhaps half the drivers are drunk or half are stoned ( the ones in the far right lane going the speed limit always signaling). I would choose the Pot smokers. Would be a far more mellow country.
it should be mandatory
Pot-heads WILL be violent - but only tomorrow ;)
Weed ultra-especially the new weed of today makes you irritable, violent, stupid, ignorant of hygiene, and arouses bad habits in weak minded people, mostly if these are 16 year olds who smoke smoke and smoke it
Weed and alcohol are two completely different things
Alcohol has culture to it: drunk to accomplishments, every week or so, looking out the window or outside, with dinner; it is food/beverage, not hot smoke in your body
There is no “stoner culture” as i mayve heard one time. There’s no culture to inhaling that drug and destroy/corrupt ur family and start problems and crime of any kind. It is not food and drink and is consumed for widely different purposes so, this argument is autistic
I was gonna make a comment, but I forgot what it was.
+chad place wanna go to Dominos?
+DarkerThanBlack nobody plays Dominos anymore, lets, lets... what??
Here's a man...and I'm talking about the dude here...I just lost my train of thought
What an original joke.
+chad place You need to take another puff, it will come back
Bill is 100% right here. Same thing I have been saying for decades now. We have a chance with Bernie to finally turn the tide. Is America ready to get out of the modern dark ages and catch up with other more advanced nations? Only if we be the change we want to see and elect the one that that will make the first steps. Bernie 2016!
Bill, hope you enjoy my pot experience story from way down South. Back in 1972, I was arrested for having $5.00 worth of pot, a roach clip & a leaf from 1 seed of said pot growing in a glass. I lost my job, had to go into a pre-trial intervention project for 6 months that included seeing a psychologist once a week. At the end of it, I was questioned by a team of prosecutors as to my opinion of this process. I said, "I don't think you'll ever stop drug use & I want my roach clip back." I was threatened with standing trial for this felony & risked imprisonment if found quilty.
Now in 2018, I still have an "arrested but not convicted of drug possession" on my record.
Puff away, Bill, for me!
He just lit one up. I've never seen this on TV before. Cool.
Not even a weed fan, but I'll smoke to that.
"States rights is an excuse for taking away rights."
I don't really agree with this because without state rights you wouldn't have weed legal in the states that do.
"'States' rights' is always code for taking away rights."
THANK YOU
been waiting for this for ever
bill Maher... my niggah.
Israel chill with the niggah talk, do you say around your black friends or just on CZcams?
+Sanato Gen -- I say "my Negro". It reminds me of when my grandfather used to say, "the Negro is no visionary but he sure can jump."
Tim Clarkson
Lol that's funny
+Sanato Gen chill with "nigga" ? or what? you'll cry? go ahead nigga, cry
Adam Nonya Lol CZcams cowboys
This is amazing! Has tzhere ever been a host bold enough to light up a joint on air? That's TV-history right there!
That's the Bill Maher we know and love!!!!!!
At this time there are 420 likes on this video... ah. Perfect. I can't disturb that.
+wdkaye F5 -> 470 likes. Well shit.
Love that defiant look on his face as he exhales, haha!
Bill Badass Maher strikes again.
D Burch I
Rest assure. By the time you've watched this Video? Because of Alcohol Use, Some Woman has been beat up, Some Cop has been Punched, Someone has Hit or Scratched a car in a Parking lot or on the Street, And someone has been killed by a Drunk Driver. Mean While during the same time?
Some pot smoker has Just turned up their music in their head set, Put in a Video Game, and started playing Videos Games on their Big Screen TV, or Desk Top. And will probably be there doing the same thing FOR HOURS Until The Munchies kick in. So I ask you... Which is more Dangerous... I'll let you decide...
Just saying...
Bravo Bill! I agree with everything you said and i thought the "hey, let's order from Dominos " bit was really funny. I myself am a 54 year old Canadian who is looking forward to seeing our prime minister legalize pot here on a national level as he promised during his election campaign. The cops here are already tolerant to a certain extent but having weed legal will enable them to focus on real crimes by real criminals and take away the paranoid part of the buzz i get when i want to smoke a joint in my car. I do hope the dominos start falling so you and all Americans can buy your wacky tabacky legally. Until then... Peace out, enjoy the pizza and keep treating that glaucoma!
That's what I'm talking about Bill! !! You are one of the very few who has balls! !
The types of people that oppose the legalization of cannabis for adults:
1. The Bible-thumper: Those who have never read Genesis 1:11, 1:29, 9:3, and Ecclesiasticus 38:4 or just ignore them.
2. The Authoritarian: Those that think that people have the right to tell another peaceable person what they can or cannot put on or in their own body under threat of physical and monetary punishment.
3. The Sheep: Those who just do as they are told without question and think the government knows what's best for them. Remember, slavery was legal. The Holocaust was legal. Segregation was legal. Never use the state as a metric of ethics.
4. The Over Protective Parent: Those who don't want it in the hands of children, yet they probably have alcohol and prescription drugs in the fridge or cupboard, not realizing that those can kill their children and cannabis cannot.
5. The Ignorant: Those who think that it can kill you even though it has an ED50:LD50 of between 1:20,000-1:40,000; and those who think it has no medicinal value even though we have things like Marinol and U.S. Patent #6630507. Those that think smoking cannabis is the only way to ingest it and those that think it kills brain cells. www.drugpolicy.org/blog/does-marijuana-kill-brain-cells
6. The Idiot: Those who aren't intelligent enough to realize that something that can't kill you (cannabis) is unequivocally less dangerous than something that can kill you (alcohol, caffeine, cocaine, crack, heroin, meth, nicotine, prescription drugs). It is a safer alternative to lethal, recreational chemicals.
7. The A**hole: Those who don't want to admit that they have been wrong all these years and/or have punished someone for it.
8. The Pig: Those who enjoy depriving humans of their life, liberty, happiness, loved ones and possessions over non-violent, victim-less acts such as possessing an all-natural and 100% non-lethal plant. Also, anyone who benefits from asset forfeiture. Cops, judges, prosecutors.
9. The Greedy: Those who stand to lose money if it was legalized nationally. Cops, judges, prosecutors, cartels, the private prison system, oil companies, Big Pharma, lumber industries, alcohol companies, tobacco companies, etc.
10. The Hypocrites: Those who think it makes you dumb, yet they will never be as intelligent as Carl Sagan; those who think it makes you lazy, yet will never be as physically adept as Micheal Phelps; and those who think it makes people worthless, yet will never be as talented as their favorite musician. Also, people who drink alcohol and say that drugs are bad, not realizing that alcohol is a drug.
11. The Nosy: Those who want it to stay illegal because they don't like the smell of it. Even though by that logic we should outlaw cooking meat because vegans don't like the smell of burning flesh. They probably think we should outlaw farts and water treatment plants, too.
12. The Straight edge: The arrogant people who think that because they don't want or like something, no one else should be allowed.
13. The Gateway theorists: Those that think it is a gateway drug. If that's true, Willie Nelson has some explaining to do. Also, curiosity is the only gateway drug.
14. The "it causes crime" people: Cannabis doesn't cause crime, prohibition does. Example: Alcohol prohibition and Al Capone.www.drugpolicy.org/resource/marijuana-legalization-colorado-one-year-status-report
15. The "what message does it send to the kids?" people: It sends them the message to not ingest lethal recreational chemicals. It sends the message that intelligent people know that cannabis is far less dangerous than any man-made chemical.
BONUS: How to talk to your kids about drugs; 1. Don't do drugs. 2. Don't do drugs. 3. If you are going to use drugs, choose the only one that can't kill you from overdose.
Cannabis doesn't kill people, people kill people; which, ironically, makes it unequivocally less dangerous than the evil, soulless, sub-human sloppy pools of maggot ridden dog excrement who support and enforce it's prohibition; and those that support the enforcers that have failed miserably at their endeavor to eradicate it from our country.
Note: If you don't oppose the legalization of cannabis, none of these apply to you. Also, I didn't write this for your arrogant ass. I copied and pasted it to a notepad after I wrote it a long time ago.
That was epic and I loved it. One point to make. It's not less dangerous than "any" man-made chemical. LSD has the same overdose potential (none) and is less likely to cause dependency. (Neither are physically addictive but psychological marijuana dependency is very common.) Both have a slight chance of hastening the onset of psychosis in those with pre-existing mental illness, but that's about it.
Thats honestly a lot of types. I usually just stick to calling them all assholes.
@@trentrubenacker9718 GOT TO DISAGREE ON THE LSD. IF YOU HAVE MENTAL ILLNESS IN YOU GENES, IT CAN TRIGGER IT. I FOUND OUT TEN YEARS AFTER I STOPPED. I AM OK, BUT I HAVE SEEN A COUPLE PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT.
Preach it Bill! End the war on drugs!!
killer mike is awesome
Bad Ass Bill Maher! Thats why hell be remembered as one of the great late show hosts.
Alcohol is the big killer.
So what? Only an idiot would not drink responsibly.
Enrique Godinez Then most people are idiots.
*****
Exactly that's my point.
+freshair3451 Alcohol shouldn't be legal either, it's only legal because we couldn't enforce the law.
+ShantyIrishman So you want to give criminals another lucrative trade? It ain't enough that the worldwide illegal drug trade brings in trillions of dollars, you really want to give them more power?
When he lit that joint I instantly hit subscribe. Couldn't help it.
Dont forget about politics. If all of Trumps supporters would smoke pot then no one would be angry enough to vote for Trump.
Plenty do.. I do
Big advocate for legalizing pot! Love the show man!
Isn't everything illegal in Kansas?
Not guns...not even illegal guns ironically enough...
Bill maher just makes so much sense!!
Puff puff pass !!
+Greg Oliver lol was waiting for killer mike to say something like that xD
+Tora i was waiting for him to pass it to mike
+Vish Wah
he did pass it in the show, you can see him toaking the shit out of it when the credits roll.
i really want to smoke one now
+Archer Sterling Everybody in that panel smoked except Ana Navarro. Even the Bloomberg Business reporter
Best thing I've ever in life heard-"you hippies get your heads out of your grass" 😂😂😂😂
Now i really want a pizza, just not from Domino's.
Bill you are my favorite love/hate relationship. I think you're hilarious and I love the firm stance you have with your arguments. Great perspective and video.
“I use medical marijuana cus my third eye has glaucoma” was amazing!
We love you, Bill!
Want marijuana to be legal at the federal level? Vote for Bernie!
Way to go Bill!! I just love your way of putting news out there! Way to go Killer....
5:16 I laughed so hard at this.
Bill Maher is a gift.
Didn't Bernie make a bill to legalize pot in the senate last year
No Marijuana allowed because we say so! No Birth Control allowed because we say so! No Abortions allowed because we say so! No Gay Marriages allowed because we say so! No Pornography allowed because we say so! No Divorce allowed because we say so! Brought to you by the party dedicated to keeping the Government out of your personal life!
Didnt see that coming lol
It is very important that a lot of people see this video
Never you could show that on Swedish television,. At least 15 people get would get fired and the anti-drug people have gonna have meting all mars and april about hard-drugs..
+Smile more Sweden as a country has completely lost their minds!
I know and i see it everyday.. The end is near
+Smile more
The end is near for the U.S. too. Let's move to Canada
Next stop Faroe island for me
That's the best of Maher to watch!
5 young people died of overdoses in my town this month. This is not funny. They all had access to pot, just wasnt enough. We should not encourage drug abuse.
+Bonnie Wo They didn't overdose on pot, so WTF are you talking about? If they were drinking beer (also a drug) would you the same reaction?
+Bonnie Wo No, what we should do is let the adults decide for themselves if they want smoke pot or not like they do when they drink booze or smoke tobacco or kill an animal for fun.
+Bonnie Wo On weed? Source?
+Bonnie Wo overdose of what? of stupidity?
+Bonnie Wo Overdose from pot? That simply isn't biologically possible.
Bill Maher rocks!!! He tells it like it is
go bill well done.we need more people like u in this planet.
I think the important thing to note here is that Bill knows how to roll a helluva joint.
You love the bud, Bill, but you also must love the people. Maybe that's why you risk being publicly forthright about what you think and feel. You've been doing it a long time...We love you for that, Bill! ;)
This bowl's for you, buddy!
Hitting bongs and watching this...teared up because finally I see Bill Maher smoking...
Great segment Bill!
Cheers, from Brazil!
I laughed my ass off when he lit that spliff up
lol the guy just lit up a joint on live tv. Never thought Id see that
This...This is the truth! way to go Bill!
Thanks Bill. It's always about the money.
Legalize!
Replace the word "pot" with "guns" and he just made the 2nd Ammendment rights argument too.
Is nobody gonna comment on the fact that he had the balls to light up a joint on live fucking television!?! Astounding!!
I'm watching this video in 2018 while hitting my bong, this is great :)
This was probably the most amazing episode you've had in the past 10 years Bill. Inspiring. Vote for Bernie. I have a feeling Bernie will be the one to step up for marijuana legalization.
Thank you Bill!
tell it bill.yeeeeha.we need more bill mahers.so true.so true
Bill Maher is the greatest ever.
Sparking that joint on live TV is nothing else than a great act of POLITICAL COURAGE;a kind of courage our elected politicians are sorely lacking. It took more guts to light that joint than it does to take a punch in the nose by a bully; one is accepting short term physical pain, the other is putting everything on the line. Kudos to you Bill, yours are balls bigger than church bells.
Bill Maher is my new No.1
Bill, Thank you for the laughs, the intelligence and the commitment to true Democracy. PLEASE, consider a campaign to donate to Bernie on 4/2016...We can, not only raise money, we can show our solidarity and overwhelming support to end Nixon era prohibition! Everybody, Please, spread the word! Donate for freedom on 4/20! I donated 2x to Bernie's campaign, already and I struggle on SS with no health insurance...I will donate again on 4/20, JOIN ME! Bern one for freedom!
I like how he supports Obama but vocalizes his disagreement with him on issues
Everyone needs to see this. Great stuff bill.
Wish they had showed the rest of the clip. He passed it around the whole table!
Right on Bill! Hell yeah!
Way to go, Bill! #Legalize
Great Quote from this piece-
"States rights is still code for taking away rights"
beautifully said
This is one of the best new rules I have seen so far
God damnit Bill is great, he took two puffs and his whole demeanor changed. LEGALIZE IT!!
Damn! This is the closest I got to smoking with Bill Maher! Had to pause so I could roll one up myself
This guy is a Genius.
❤THANK YOU THANK YOU❤
Legalizing pot sure would reduce the amount of wars.
Alcohol and Tabacco trying to kill Cannabis would be like baseball and hockey trying to destroy football
I remember when we had a pot legalization vote in California, the turnout was really low and it lost. If people want to make a change they have to, at the very lease, do the very least and vote.
Bill ... you're awesome!
I have heard people say it could eliminate the black market for weed. I'd say it's worth a shot.
+TheUltimateBeing01 since the private prisons, DEA, police unions, Big tobacco, alcohol and phamra make money from weed remaining illegal, and oppressing/suppressing the people who use it, i say go right ahead.
MAnnaconduit1 Yeah, it would get rid of back of the office deals for weed.
They should legalize drugs whole cloth. Yes, that would make drugs easily accessible, but let's be honest, drug addicts are going to get their hands on some regardless. It would eliminate all this crime over drugs because there would be a legal, regulated marketplace for narcotics.
The war on drugs needs to end. That much is for sure.
Imagine going to a pharmacy and buying over the counter, FDA approved, prescription weed.
lol XD
such a great public speaker, I wonder if he's reading from a teleaprompter? even so, legendary!
Hahaha ... Best I've seen in a LONG while !!!!
“Now I’m not a fan of children. But I believe if you like yours you should get to keep them.”
Hilarious and sweet at the same time.
Bill is always telling it like it is.
Right on Bill!
Bicycling America in 79 I awoke 100 miles from Kansas City.. I slept in a culvert off the freeway. The sun was down and I was in the middle of nowhere. I awoke to 10 foot marijuana plants and got a headache. Wishing for a joint like never in my life I rolled toward KC and suddenly passed what looked like half a lid of columbian was laying in the middle of the emergency lane. I smoked those brakes and stuffed it down my pants and headed for the first off ramp. The Lord knew I would need to be stoned to put up with what happened next.. I pitched my tent at midnight on the front lawn of the fire dept. They held their sirens all night and woke me up for breakfast and stories of the road and i pushed off... lots of beautiful folks in america. 8000 miles alone and never had any trouble...except utah...never met an honest man in utah.
THANKS BILL...BOUT TIME...ABOUT FUCKING TIME...WAY TO GO
Love Bill Maher!