r/Maliciouscompliance "IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, QUIT!" "Ok, I quit"

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    r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, an entitled boss thinks that they can completely mistreat their employees. OP is overworked, underpaid, and underappreciated. He eventually gets tired of his boss's terrible attitude and asks when he's getting a promotion. His boss basically laughs at him and says, "If you don't like it, then quit!" Sure thing, boss! Let's see how your business does without your most valuable employee!
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  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  Před 3 lety +280

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  • @dracko158
    @dracko158 Před 3 lety +1137

    Note to all the bosses out there, never ever tell your employee: "If you don't like it, then quit!" They'll just quit right on the spot and you shouldn't have the gall to have the Surprised Pikachu Face.

    • @RiptoGakt
      @RiptoGakt Před 3 lety +19

      And that applies double to quintuple to the absolute worst of the worst bosses out there, too.

    • @dianacas07
      @dianacas07 Před 3 lety +30

      You know, I always feel surprise when I read that people just quit after a horrible boss. In my country, the boss is usually horrible because they know you can't quit, will take you months AND luck to find a new job. And now with the pandemic, everything it's just worst

    • @Manglethefox238
      @Manglethefox238 Před 3 lety +1

      Exactly.

    • @wu1ming9shi
      @wu1ming9shi Před 3 lety +6

      In a world where there are jobs applenty and no Corona, yeah sure, any sane person would've quit on the spot. But I doubt anywhere in the world right now it's that case. Goodness knows, it sure isn't here. I've been going off and on with jobs and job searching, I think i've done about a dozen different things by now but never anything that stuck out. Know that I didn't quit on my own, I kept working until the contract ended. That's it.

    • @suspish2240
      @suspish2240 Před 3 lety +5

      @@dianacas07 I'd just open an only fans account and cross my fingers😂

  • @Tatkitten
    @Tatkitten Před 3 lety +616

    As a fellow teacher, if I had gotten that paper from op where they had to pretend to be an alien, I wouldn’t have cared what they wrote, instant A+. And than I would add the instructions that it had to be written in English from then on. 10/10 for creativity and like hell I’d punish a student for that.

    • @Starfloofle
      @Starfloofle Před 3 lety +91

      Same. That's the kind of creativity and initiative you should *encourage* and *direct* as a teacher, not shut down. Jeez.

    • @gormm1709
      @gormm1709 Před 3 lety +26

      *then. Not than. C-

    • @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber
      @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber Před 3 lety +39

      Remember, these are Catholic teachers. The Catholic church, and most organized religions in general, frown on creativity and independent thought. Unfortunately, many secular schools follow the same dogmatic style - follow this rubric, memorize this set of facts, and don't question the rules.

    • @bettyunicorn6132
      @bettyunicorn6132 Před 3 lety +4

      Red T 😢

    • @Talonisthename
      @Talonisthename Před 3 lety +27

      I feel bad for the student. He just learned not to put in extra work or be creative. It will only get you punished

  • @stefantsarev4442
    @stefantsarev4442 Před 3 lety +107

    Owners: we want to give you all of the place's responsibilities, making you a de facto manager.
    Also owners: we won't give you the position of a manager, but still want you to act as one.
    The reason? A manager would get a pay raise in comparison to the ordinary worker. They were basically exploiting OP, making him run everything but not paying him what he deserved. I believe this to be illegal and I am happy that they went closing the place.

    • @ForeverLaxx
      @ForeverLaxx Před 3 lety +13

      Yup. Anytime an employer starts tacking on more and more responsibility without the commensurate pay increase and title update that would go with it, they're trying to get free labor out of you and hope that your desire to continue having a job trumps your desire to avoid being exploited. It works on a lot of people, and likely would have worked for the poster had the owner not told him to stop doing manager work.

    • @Navajonkee
      @Navajonkee Před 3 lety +12

      "You are on this Council, but we do not grant you the rank of Master"

  • @isthiscereallife
    @isthiscereallife Před 3 lety +198

    that kid that made the alien language for their paper... their teacher punished them for being creative. wtf
    what teacher punishes a student for being creative and going above and beyond for their assignments?

    • @Starfloofle
      @Starfloofle Před 3 lety +33

      @Carl Marchiano can we talk about the strange irony of a hyper religious school asking students to pretend like they're aliens, which the school obviously doesn't believe exists? lol

    • @Illdos
      @Illdos Před 3 lety +14

      To play devil's advocate here (oddly appropriate given the context), trying to read the assignment does sound like it would be a pain. I can't think of an easy way to translate it back without having to transcribe (is that the right word?) the entire thing by hand and I can easily understand not wanting to do that.
      That being said, IMO and with absolutely no qualification (I'm a programmer, not a teacher), I'd probably just ask the student to turn in the original document and leave it at that.

    • @OrionoftheStar
      @OrionoftheStar Před 3 lety +10

      The teacher who then had to decode three pages of work?
      And considering that they made up symbols for it, they probably did it on paper, so it all had to be done manually.
      That turns a... say... half an hour of grading into a full-fledged project, as they have to go through and convert every single letter from Alien to English, and THEN go through the normal process of grading for spelling, grammar, and knowledge of the subject. And any spelling mistake will also mean they have to go back and make sure they decoded it correctly so the spelling mistake wasn't actually on their end.
      It's like if someone assigns a three page essay, then some asshole student turns in a _thirty_ page essay. Yeah, it's creative and demonstrates their knowledge of the subject, but it makes grading that one essay as much of a chore as grading half of an entire class.
      Of course, the teacher should have just asked for the original instead of assigning detention, but it isn't too hard to see why someone would be upset over having to do that.

    • @hubertnnn
      @hubertnnn Před 3 lety +6

      From my personal experience:
      Every teacher punishes for being creative.
      But maybe its just the system.
      Or maybe it changed after so many years.

    • @hubertnnn
      @hubertnnn Před 3 lety +4

      Also if I was that teacher I would use that decoder to write in alien:
      F
      If you want a better grade, send me a translation within 24 hours.

  • @claudia_chen
    @claudia_chen Před 3 lety +108

    My little brother’s school had a similar “no-cellphone” rule. You couldn’t even have them in your pocket. The kids put them in their pockets anyway, but put calculators on top of them. When the teachers asked them about the rectangular bulge in their pocket, the kids pulled out the calculators.

    • @romainsavioz5466
      @romainsavioz5466 Před 3 lety +4

      Even during lunch ?

    • @ForeverLaxx
      @ForeverLaxx Před 3 lety +10

      @@romainsavioz5466 You're there to learn, not browse Twitter and Instagram. Our education system may be terrible due to constant budget cuts but you're doing it no favors by being constantly distracted.

    • @claudia_chen
      @claudia_chen Před 3 lety +1

      Romain Savioz I think. 😬

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios Před 3 lety +13

      It is one thing in diddeling around with it during class. It is another having a call or listening to music during breaks.

    • @romainsavioz5466
      @romainsavioz5466 Před 3 lety +10

      @@ForeverLaxx not talking about in class

  • @mostar1219
    @mostar1219 Před 3 lety +411

    Of course the managers were pissed that they have to actually do their jobs

    • @thathumangiraffe6548
      @thathumangiraffe6548 Před 3 lety +16

      ya like how can you get pissed off at other people when you have do you own job

    • @sirresigmenduken5033
      @sirresigmenduken5033 Před 3 lety +12

      Joshua George because it’s simple logic, to them at least. They get the title and pay of a manager, but don’t have to do any of the work.

    • @chrislanglois8275
      @chrislanglois8275 Před 2 lety

      @@sirresigmenduken5033 makes me wonder if it was 1/2 cuz they were putting corrupting their view of op like bad, paranoid ppl usually do thinking theyd slack ofc the other 1/2 was cuz they were entitled b**ches and thought op was beneath them.

  • @simplyorangejuicecompany9439

    Wow, imagine a company so reliant on a single co-worker that they would close down if that co-worker left yet continuously refused to give them a promotion.

  • @thevikj
    @thevikj Před 3 lety +693

    This might be my favourite subreddit lmao. The stories are just so satisfying.

    • @zacharymcvicker5820
      @zacharymcvicker5820 Před 3 lety +13

      You ain't lying. I watch r/maliciouscompliance and r/prorevenge as therapy for the workplace drama lol

    • @shahadjano2602
      @shahadjano2602 Před 3 lety +3

      RIGHT!? LOL:)

    • @quinnw919
      @quinnw919 Před 3 lety +2

      Agreed.

    • @thevikj
      @thevikj Před 3 lety +3

      @@zacharymcvicker5820 yeah r/prorevenge is so good as well!

    • @Bladedcloud6159
      @Bladedcloud6159 Před 3 lety +1

      they're great for life pro-tips

  • @ImmaWolfWarrior
    @ImmaWolfWarrior Před 3 lety +60

    something similar to the first one happened with me. i was in detention in eighth grade (i drew on my arms, which was apparently detention-worthy) and my pump went off because the battery was low. the detention teacher stormed across the room and demanded i give her my phone. i was a little shit back then, so i said, “uh... no? this is mine.” I thought it would be funny and have to deal with the principle or something... nope. she grabbed my pump and ripped it from my hand, and subsequently ripped the infusion set from my stomach. it hurt like hell, but the look of horror on her face when she saw my stomach bleeding was worth it. she was put on administrative leave or whatever for the rest of the year and don’t really know what happened when i went to high school. never told my parents, so it didn’t go further than whatever the administration decided.

    • @heroslippy6666
      @heroslippy6666 Před 3 lety +11

      she doesn't have the patience to work in education

    • @ZimVader-0017
      @ZimVader-0017 Před 3 lety +14

      I honestly thought that was what was going to happen in the video's story.
      Did she not see the obvious tube coming out of the device? I had class with a diabetic girl a year ago, and the tube was pretty noticeable even from a distance.
      And even if it was a cellphone, they have no right to just rip it out of your hands like that, it's assault.

  • @SevrinGrisha021
    @SevrinGrisha021 Před 3 lety +9

    As with the first story, I had the same thing happen to me. Type 1 diabetic, with an insulin pump. Teacher tried taking it from, actually pulled the pump yanking it out of my body. I ended up calling my parents, and at the time my dad was also a police officer, came and arrested her on the spot.

  • @IslandGTR
    @IslandGTR Před 3 lety +181

    I really hate to hear about throwing out food even if it’s to get back at a douchebag

    • @harbymastopia9635
      @harbymastopia9635 Před 3 lety +23

      True, I cringed when I op said that the server threw away 3 perfectly fine chicken wings

    • @AceMoonshot
      @AceMoonshot Před 3 lety +6

      Seriously. What a waste.

    • @NeedyBoBeedy
      @NeedyBoBeedy Před 3 lety

      me too :(

    • @kayhaven4710
      @kayhaven4710 Před 3 lety +15

      Like at least save them for yourself!

    • @AceMoonshot
      @AceMoonshot Před 3 lety +9

      ​@@kayhaven4710 I actually tried to find the quote but couldn't. So I will paraphrase.
      On the sitcom, "Wings," Tony Shaloub played a cabbie/waiter named Antonio. Thomas Hayden Church played a rather dimwitted mechanic named Lowell.
      Lowell was going on a date with a woman, who was way out of his league, named Helen. But he wasn't interested in her romantically but didn't know how to tell her so without hurting her.
      Antonio gave him some advice.
      Antonio: "You just need to say it nicely. For instance, a man comes into the restaurant and orders a steak. It isn't like he wanted. He calls me (the waiter) over and says, 'listen, this steak looks great. It is a wonderful piece of meat. is well marbled. It has a lovely texture. But it isn't cooked the way that I'd like. Could I get another?'
      Lowell: "And asking like that didn't make you mad?"
      Antonio: "What do I care? All I knew was Antonio was eating well that night."
      Addendum...Lowell did use Antonio's advice. He started by telling Helen how well marbled she was...

  • @thisisntevenmyfinalform6814

    That last story hit close to home for me.
    Once during dutch class I had to write several short stories with nothing but a picture and a prompt. One of them was a picture of a old town celebrating carnaval (a local holiday where everyone dresses up, get drunk and act like idiots(no it's not halloween)) and the prompt was to write a short article from the perspective of a outsider. I ended up writing a observation report from the perspective of a alien scientist missidentifying the holliday as a symbolistic sacrifice to a trickster god. I ended up with a 1 for that, I'm still pissed.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios Před 3 lety

      Doesn't sound so bad getting a top grade for it.

    • @thisisntevenmyfinalform6814
      @thisisntevenmyfinalform6814 Před 3 lety +8

      @@HappyBeezerStudios a one as in a 1/10 I got the second worst score possible.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios Před 3 lety +5

      Ahh, so they go that way around. (Like a point system more points is better) Here the grades go from 1 to 6, with 1 being the best and 6 being the worst. (closer to a ranking system, being in the 1st bracket being the best)

    • @thisisntevenmyfinalform6814
      @thisisntevenmyfinalform6814 Před 3 lety +2

      @Trash724 Its some old meme to edit jojo characters into cursed abominations, I just stumbled onto this one and thought it would be funny to use it with my current username.

  • @Beat105k
    @Beat105k Před 3 lety +207

    Why not buy raycons?
    Simple, they refuse to deliver to my country, probably the rest of Europe as well.

    • @julibean5125
      @julibean5125 Před 3 lety +19

      They have a very weird range of delivery. They go to Germany, France, Netherlands, the UK and Sweden inside Europe.

    • @Ikajo
      @Ikajo Před 3 lety +35

      I have a simplier reason. I'm broke.

    • @mfrs
      @mfrs Před 3 lety +35

      @@IkajoOr an even simpeler reason: they're shitty overpriced pieces of garbage

    • @_knightsider_8817
      @_knightsider_8817 Před 3 lety +16

      they are just rebranded chinese headphones, they are totaly not worth your money

    • @clexa-the1002
      @clexa-the1002 Před 3 lety +9

      They look like garbage. I'll stick with my Cowin headphones that are actually good

  • @WhoRUTalkingAbout
    @WhoRUTalkingAbout Před 3 lety +232

    Karen's targets:
    Smart people X
    Disabled people √
    Other Karens X
    Police X
    Child √
    Kevins √ / X
    Poor people √
    Old people √
    Rich people X
    Parent's √
    People √ / X
    This is my survey for watching reddit video's.
    Edit: Its not always perfect but it's just what i have.

    • @jaydenisdedlol
      @jaydenisdedlol Před 3 lety +2

      wow

    • @WhoRUTalkingAbout
      @WhoRUTalkingAbout Před 3 lety +2

      @@jaydenisdedlol thx

    • @jaydenisdedlol
      @jaydenisdedlol Před 3 lety

      @@WhoRUTalkingAbout welcome

    • @wheredidmypencilgo1962
      @wheredidmypencilgo1962 Před 3 lety +3

      Yes its true that karens target children karen/EM targeted me and ny homies, im thinking if i should post it on reddit because what she did was ridiculous

    • @jaydenisdedlol
      @jaydenisdedlol Před 3 lety +1

      @@wheredidmypencilgo1962 cool im 10 years old and luckily i have not in countered a entitled karen

  • @cinnakincat4260
    @cinnakincat4260 Před 3 lety +10

    13:27 If I were that teacher, I would've given that kid a bonus point or two for literally thinking up an ENTIRE SECRET CODE.

  • @GamerGrovyle
    @GamerGrovyle Před 3 lety +21

    I heard a story about a similar situation as the first story from a friend of mine.
    A friend of his had implants in his ears to help with him being deaf.
    First day of Highschool teacher yells at him to "Take out your headphones" he tries explaining, no avail.
    So he complains, Teacher seems happy with her win and the students who knew him kept their mouths shut.
    Teacher then began doing rollcall, expecting everyone to stand up and give a small introduction.
    Eventually she calls friend's name.
    He doesn't respond in the slightest.
    She calls his name again. People are now snickering.
    Third time she half-yells his name. No response and the students who know what's happening are struggling not to laugh.
    She walks straight up to Friend's desk. Slams her hands on and supposedly yells in his face to stop being such a brat and to stop taking a piss at her.
    Friend knew what she was saying even without being a good lipreader and said in a slightly loud tone "Sorry Ma'am! You asked me to remove my Cochlear Implants! I couldn't hear you!"

    • @imperialeagle
      @imperialeagle Před 3 lety +1

      My friend also had something exactly like that happen to him!

  • @lisasimpson3832
    @lisasimpson3832 Před 3 lety +9

    That last one was awesome. If I were the teacher, I'd have given it a perfect score and then extra credit for coming up with an alien written language.
    The teacher had no creativity, just another bad look for religious teachers.

  • @momoshikadora
    @momoshikadora Před 3 lety +5

    13:30 OP, never, EVER go the extra mile for school work. I learned it the hard way, they told me straight to my face: "Don't struggle so much, I'm grading your work, not your effort". And I'm applying this for college, and it carried me pretty well so far. Only if you earn a living, actual cash that pays your bills, MAYBE put the extra effort.

    • @flamethrower82
      @flamethrower82 Před 3 lety +3

      The same rule goes for jobs - the more effort you put in, the more responsiblity they tack on to you. Also, the more co-workers hate you for raising the standards in the workplace by example. Employers will start asking the others "if worker X can put in so much work, why can't *you* put in more work?"

    • @momoshikadora
      @momoshikadora Před 3 lety +2

      @@flamethrower82 my friend has this issue. And he's underpaid. I think the only good timing to put the extra effort is when or if there is a promotion coming

    • @flamethrower82
      @flamethrower82 Před 3 lety +1

      @@momoshikadora I'm friends with one of my co-workers who I knew was going to be fast-tracked to management, so she put in the work. There were many projects I offered to help with, but they weren't interested in my input. However, some of my ideas got through anyway thanks to being friendly with some of the managers. :)

    • @flamethrower82
      @flamethrower82 Před 3 lety +2

      The funny thing is my job is "help desk" ... which means helping people get things done. If you can find a better way to do something, why not give it a try? I'm the creative type, so I naturally look for shortcuts or more efficient ways of doing things.

    • @momoshikadora
      @momoshikadora Před 3 lety +1

      @@flamethrower82 efficient and creative that's fine, as long as it makes your job easier. We were talking about putting more effort into something that won't be worth that extra struggle. If you find ways to make your job easier, blessings all over for you.

  • @sineadfarrell5065
    @sineadfarrell5065 Před 3 lety +85

    There is just something about malicious compliance that really butters my biscuit...everything is balanced in the world

    • @Jay9966
      @Jay9966 Před 3 lety

      same, best stories here, and Idontworkherelady

  • @superprincessgem1
    @superprincessgem1 Před 3 lety +48

    As a fellow type 1 the first story is glorious

  • @TheNiemand
    @TheNiemand Před 3 lety +47

    The First story reminds me of something in my school days. During the equivilante of Highschool in my 7th grade I had a free period and during this period my phone rung and a teacher was nearby. (It was a wrong call) The teacher tried and did confiscated my phone. Now for some information, I was at the time diagnosed with cancer at the time and had a special permit too have my mobil on my person all the time and not on silence. I tried to explain this to the teacher but he wouldnt listen and put my phone into the teachers room (launche?). And me peeing righly pissed waited till he walked away, walked into the teachers room and took my phone back.
    My math teacher saw me, I said hi while I took my phone and walked away. Later she asked my what this was all about and was too shocked to stop me at the time. I explained it to her and she laughed about it.

  • @DeadFam2
    @DeadFam2 Před 3 lety +36

    How do you have a degree to teach and you can't understand that someone needs something to live even when they explain it?

    • @TheBenole
      @TheBenole Před 3 lety +1

      But he didn't explain it. He just said he needed it to live. He set up a trap and she fell for it.

    • @KiraMermaid
      @KiraMermaid Před 3 lety +3

      How long had they been a teacher? Don't forget, these devices only started existing 20 years ago, and teachers are usually just told "figure it out!" Some people just can't handle the speed of technology

    • @ahstiasummers5583
      @ahstiasummers5583 Před 3 lety +1

      There are other stories of idiotic "teachers" and even school "nurses" who believe children fake diabetes/deafness/medical conditions to get out of class. You'd expect them to know so much better

  • @kristoferwinklmann1003
    @kristoferwinklmann1003 Před 3 lety +38

    I'm dealing with a Karen as I watch this and writing this comment, she believes I'm recording her for some reason.

  • @hexbox2182
    @hexbox2182 Před 3 lety +95

    I’m a diabetic person who understands that same thing. I’ve had this done a few time. It’s annoying but fun to pull in my opinion. Now most of my teacher understands it but boi was it fun. I have a wireless one (aka omnipod) and it looks even more like a phone.

    • @itzumetric
      @itzumetric Před 3 lety +1

      A wireless pump? How does that work?

    • @hexbox2182
      @hexbox2182 Před 3 lety +6

      @Itzumetric it has 2 parts. One is the part that sticks to your body and the other is monitor that looks and is in the shape of a phone but it’s almost the size of an iPhone 4. I have to change the part that’s on my body every 3 days which puts in the insulin to my body. They communicate with electronic patterns.

    • @Irrespons
      @Irrespons Před 3 lety +3

      I am still scared that so few know about Diabetes 1, sure I was 20 before I knew something basic about it. But when my friend got (dont know the english word) "Feels" and got it bad my friends wanted to find his insulin. Good thing I was there. He refuse to use a pump and sensor, idk why.

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 Před 3 lety +1

      hexbox21 ah! Thank you for the explanation friend!

    • @hexbox2182
      @hexbox2182 Před 3 lety +2

      @Irrespons I understand you the thing is most schools don’t teach that stuff until 8th grade at the earliest, which not many kids (at least in my observation) pay attention. So ya I understand why people don’t really know about it. Also the fact that it’s not as dangerous as like the newest pandemic or cancer, it often isn’t really talked about.

  • @olanike2414
    @olanike2414 Před 3 lety +66

    0:08 "The next reddit post is from sugar daddy."
    Me: *Same shocked picture face from the thumbnail*

  • @incognitopringle6177
    @incognitopringle6177 Před 3 lety +152

    I was getting worried about r/slash If he doesn’t upload the world has to be ending

  • @NotASpyPootis
    @NotASpyPootis Před 3 lety +44

    don't force urself into something u don't like or leave something because of the community,if u like it keep doing it,if u don't just leave.

    • @bradleymartinez185
      @bradleymartinez185 Před 3 lety +2

      Only if it was that easy, been looking for a job for 3 months and nothing. I’d willingly let a boss beat me down if it means I can pay rent at this point.

  • @Solanin0803
    @Solanin0803 Před 3 lety +4

    The first story made me laugh a lot.
    I did the same thing with my teacher that kept confiscating phones lmao
    Eating in class when the teachers said "No eating in class" because my blood sugar was low was also fun

  • @Xedga1ltX
    @Xedga1ltX Před 3 lety +74

    I thought that there will no no upload today, don't scare me like that

  • @bumblebee560
    @bumblebee560 Před 3 lety +2

    When I was in junior high I had an abusive teacher. I told my parents how mean she was, and I'm not saying they didn't believe me exactly, but... one day my mom saw it firsthand. My mom had volunteered to chaperone a class trip. She's always aged well, didn't have greys yet, and is pretty short. Anyway, she was bent down tying her shoe when my abusive teacher approached her from behind and started in on her for not being with the group, assuming she was a student. My mom stood up and turned around and all color left my teacher's face. Now my mom, she's calm... in the terrifying way. I don't know what got said, but my teacher was *much* more subdued after that.

  • @TheGingerbreadVulpix
    @TheGingerbreadVulpix Před 3 lety +107

    IMAGINE MY SURPRISE AT BEING HERE MERE SECONDS AFTER UPLOAD-

  • @brickpodRBLX
    @brickpodRBLX Před 3 lety +310

    if you ever feel useless, just remember that there are people who comment "FIRST"

    • @leeannsampson6050
      @leeannsampson6050 Před 3 lety +5

      😂😂😂

    • @KCCAT5
      @KCCAT5 Před 3 lety +12

      The "First-tards",🤣

    • @JetstreamSam343
      @JetstreamSam343 Před 3 lety +13

      And there are the "2nd" and "3rd" guys
      Bruh

    • @brickpodRBLX
      @brickpodRBLX Před 3 lety +2

      yep im kinda late to comment

    • @musicalmaniac2901
      @musicalmaniac2901 Před 3 lety +7

      And if you ever feel useless, remember that sloths move so slow, they sometimes mistake their own limbs as tree branches and can fall to their death.

  • @aetherofthenorth9700
    @aetherofthenorth9700 Před 3 lety +5

    I can do that last assignment in a single sentence:
    Humans kill each other over different beliefs of what happens after they die and fail to see the irony.

  • @winterdemon1
    @winterdemon1 Před 3 lety

    My mother has repeatedly been expected to act as a manager while never being allowed to actually be one at virtually every job she's ever had. And every time they seem to give her the 'If you don't like it then leave' attitude about it. It amazes me how common this sort of thing is, and it's one I make a point to avoid.

  • @sabrinaafton6288
    @sabrinaafton6288 Před 3 lety +15

    Im not first
    Im not last
    When r/Slash uploads i click fast.

  • @cameronhukari299
    @cameronhukari299 Před 3 lety +16

    does anyone else notice that there are quite a few repeat stories?

    • @tiryaclearsong421
      @tiryaclearsong421 Před 3 lety +2

      There are quite a few reposts on the subreddit. And a lot of extremely similar stories told over and over.

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 Před 3 lety +4

      No repeat stories, just very similar stories, which makes sense that people will get ideas from the subreddit and post them. I believe there was one very similar to the insulin pump one.

    • @xiawangphipps3327
      @xiawangphipps3327 Před 3 lety +4

      @@terra_the_nightingale135 nay I've heard the insulin one from rslash before.

    • @Patrickwardt
      @Patrickwardt Před 3 lety

      @@xiawangphipps3327 I've heard that one from Rslash before too. And I'm pretty sure the same goes for the "make me a manager" one too.

    • @Anythira
      @Anythira Před 3 lety

      The christmas tree story a bit back about returning a tree after christmas was posted as one of his first ones. So yupp, it happens.

  • @name-uh5ee
    @name-uh5ee Před 3 lety +9

    If I was a teacher and one of my students made a whole language for a project and did it all in the language, that student wouldn't be in trouble, they'd get a perfect score plus extra credit, cause they put in more work than most of the other students to do it

    • @Navajonkee
      @Navajonkee Před 3 lety +1

      And tripled YOUR work as well by having to decode it. Don't be idealistic, it would annoy you.

    • @name-uh5ee
      @name-uh5ee Před 3 lety +3

      @@Navajonkee Maybe I'm fine with giving myself extra work

    • @ZimVader-0017
      @ZimVader-0017 Před 3 lety

      @@Navajonkee You say that like it's not fun decoding things. I would leave it for last, get some coffee and snacks, then break out the writing pad to channel my inner CIA agent. Sure beats the monotone of seeing unoriginal and usually not-written-by-the-student essays teachers normally get.

    • @Navajonkee
      @Navajonkee Před 3 lety

      @@ZimVader-0017 WIll you say the same when ALL of the students do this, and you'll have to spend days decoding and double checking all essays? Here's the thing: If it's okay for one student to do things in a different way, then it should be okay for every student to do the same. Backpedaling at that point would come off pretty badly. Being creative is one thing, but making unnecessary extra work for the teacher because you wanted to be a little bit creative should not be condoned. Be creative in a way that won't waste the teacher's time.

  • @pianobooks42
    @pianobooks42 Před 3 lety +1

    I can't wait until I can tell my own malicious compliance story! I'm really proud of it, but I still work at the company and don't wanna make too many waves. I have a feeling another situation will be coming before I leave the position, and I don't wanna wall myself in to being treated unfairly by getting on anyone's bad side rn

  • @constarr
    @constarr Před 3 lety +4

    I love waking up to Rslash

  • @spookerredmenace3950
    @spookerredmenace3950 Před 3 lety +4

    funny the pizza place didn't want to train her like a manager but expected her to do so, then get mad when she turned it on them hahahaha

  • @renipede835
    @renipede835 Před 3 lety +3

    Oh my gosh I can so relate to the first story!! I had a dinner lady scream at me to give her my pump because she insisted it was a phone and wouldn't even let me explain. Every time I tried to, she interrupted. I never got an apology and she got reported. She then proceeded to bitch about me to the other dinner ladies because I "rEpoRtEd hEr fOr dOiNg hEr jOb". I found out through other students who overheard.

  • @BadassHater1
    @BadassHater1 Před 3 lety +2

    "If you don't like it then quit"
    "Okay. I quit. Effective immediately." *closes the door*
    "Hah that will show him how to backtal---wait a moment we don't have anyone else who can do his job for us....SHIT!"

  • @MillieBoBilly
    @MillieBoBilly Před 3 lety +2

    The alien letter probably would have been more well recieved if OP handed in the original English copy as well as the final version/decoder. Then the teachers time wouldnt have been wasted

  • @diogenes7773
    @diogenes7773 Před 3 lety +9

    Thanks for giving me something to listen to on my walk to school

  • @1musamune
    @1musamune Před 3 lety +5

    will Edit as I watch: Story 1: That teacher demanding something without knowing what it is is wrong in in cases like OP when it was a piece of medical equipment could of got the school sued.Story 2: The guy should of just kept his mouth shut. Story 3: this is what happens when you refuse to listen and use you brain.Story 4: wanna be crappy bosses who wnat people to do more work then their job descriptions belie and refuse to promote them to the job they've been doing well good luck staying in buisness. Final Story: well you get what you ask for if you wanted it in English you should of clarified Sci-fi language rules apply(Ohter words English is now Common)

  • @unm0vedm0ver
    @unm0vedm0ver Před 3 lety

    Nah, as an English teacher, language lover, and conlanger I'd LOVE if a student wrote something in a constructed script. They'd definitely get extra points.

  • @maxdenton6681
    @maxdenton6681 Před 3 lety +1

    Not my story but one I heard off Reddit. This guy parks his car at the grocery store when some taps on his window. He rolls it down they pull a gun on him. She kept waving it around, & every time he would ask what he did, all she would say is “YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!” someone nearby saw what was happening and called the police. The woman was arrested, but when the police asked why she pulled a gun on him, all she could say was that “HE STOLE MY PARKING SPOT!”

  • @GloomyNoodle_7
    @GloomyNoodle_7 Před 3 lety +5

    EVERY video I say the ending, "every-singe-day" along with you in that bouncy way you do, I just love it

  • @randomaccount814
    @randomaccount814 Před 3 lety +7

    I'm a type 1 diabetic I'm scared about getting my pump site ripped off cause I've heard stories of subs thinking your pump is a cell phone and ripping it and that hurts then you have to get a new one which is annoying because it's another needle poke.

  • @sparrowflyaway
    @sparrowflyaway Před 2 lety

    92 students graduating is considered SMALL? The high school I went to had just NINE students graduating in 2009, myself included. Our slogan was "9 in 09" because of it! Ninety-two students being considered a "small" graduating class is mind-boggling to me.

  • @minecraftandgotchaandroblo7177

    I love this subreddit

  • @muneyotsuki8164
    @muneyotsuki8164 Před 3 lety +4

    Among the first 3,500. Never been here this early before. Thanks for the daily uploads, rSlash!

  • @hiroshi7025
    @hiroshi7025 Před 3 lety +11

    Damn, I thought you were rip.

  • @allowingsoup0159
    @allowingsoup0159 Před 3 lety +2

    That pizza place Manager just sounds delusional

  • @AzureKyle
    @AzureKyle Před 3 lety +1

    This reminds me of when I worked at Wendy's and had someone asking for a Quarter Pound Single. I asked them if they wanted fries and a drink to make it a combo, but they said no. They then proceeded to order a fry and drink. I again ask if they want to make it a combo as it's cheaper, she then yelled at me that she didn't want the combo, so I charged her for the burger fry and drink separately, which cost her significantly more than if she had gotten the combo, which would have been the exact thing she ordered, but bundled together.

  • @emmabirch6199
    @emmabirch6199 Před 3 lety +5

    I’m excited when he tells stories about type one diabetics as I am one too!

  • @jaybehkay2438
    @jaybehkay2438 Před 3 lety +3

    “My school was quite small, we had a graduating glass of 92”
    Me, having a graduating class of 12: :o

  • @knightfellnightna8231
    @knightfellnightna8231 Před 3 lety

    That last teacher was just a wet blanket. If I was a teacher I would have LOVED that take on the assignment. Especially because it's something I would do as well

  • @kellyrayburn4093
    @kellyrayburn4093 Před 3 lety

    On the one where he said, "If you don't like it, then quit!!" I would have said, "No.You told me to do my job. That's what I've been doing. Why should I quit? I see no reason to resign. I'll just go ahead and do my job like you've told me to. And that doesn't mean doing managerial work; Unless I get promoted to manager, of course."

  • @supportbirbs
    @supportbirbs Před 3 lety +5

    Ooh, I never comment but I just wanted to say I really enjoy your work! You have an amazing voice and you are fairly funny!

  • @lucybufton7147
    @lucybufton7147 Před 3 lety +7

    I was wondering when you'd post, I love listening to your videos

  • @alienatorghost
    @alienatorghost Před 3 lety +2

    Third writer, I will become a teacher in a few years and I would love to get a essay like yours handed in !

  • @Karamel9688
    @Karamel9688 Před 2 lety +1

    It’s shocking to me that someone can think a class of 92 is small, when my graduating class had 16 of us.

  • @natalieleske8382
    @natalieleske8382 Před 3 lety +8

    Where have you been! I needed my morning dose!

  • @IrishHeart
    @IrishHeart Před 3 lety +13

    U are always the first video I watch when I wake up! So when you were late i Got a little bit worried! *hugs*

  • @JuanitaHarrisMissHarrisinParis

    I think that first story is a re-do. The original had the teacher actually try to take the device and OP had to visit the hospital to get the device re-seated.

  • @timehunter9467
    @timehunter9467 Před 3 lety

    I did malicious compliance on a traineeship which was set up by the Prince’s Trust here in the U.K. full retail training, food and alcohol handling/sales. I followed the rules to the letter until a supervisor ordered me to literally break policies and health & safety guidelines. He reported me to the manager for “not listening to him” I tried to argue my case, but they instead just ignored me afterwards even after forcing the company and calling the owner. This was an unpaid traineeship, we were specifically told we did not have to do work we can’t do.

  • @skeltonslay8er781
    @skeltonslay8er781 Před 3 lety +3

    Alien language dude followed it to the letter. He only did what he was told

  • @Jessiej26
    @Jessiej26 Před 3 lety +13

    I was worried you weren't going to post

  • @carmi7408
    @carmi7408 Před 3 lety

    ...what did the manager expect? they literally said to the employee's face "it's not your place to do those things," which almost anyone would take as "stop doing those things"

  • @randidavis7630
    @randidavis7630 Před 3 lety +1

    I’ve had almost the exact same experience with my insulin pump In middle school except it was a lunch lady who seemed to have it out for me, she tried to take my pump calling it a cell phone, tried to take my glucose meter because it was a “weapon” (it had a tiny needle used to draw blood for testing it), called me immature for having a picture book on the lunch table with my friends (we weren’t even reading it, just had it because we were going to read to the elementary school kids after school), and threatened me with detention because after an assembly for the dangers of heroine she saw my insulin pump again and decided it was for delivering heroine directly into my system during school. Did I mention I was 11 for all of this?

  • @killer88979
    @killer88979 Před 3 lety +6

    I listen to these Reddit stories while studying, thanks!
    Also, my favorite subreddits from you are AITA and Malicious Compliance

  • @thedankkiwi641
    @thedankkiwi641 Před 3 lety +4

    Yo rslash I listen too you Spotify

  • @salomehoenen843
    @salomehoenen843 Před 3 lety

    That teacher in the last story should have given OP some extra credits. I mean, from a teacher perspective (I am one), he solved the task incredibly creative.

  • @enderteimant740
    @enderteimant740 Před 3 lety +1

    OP: I'll die if you try to take this away from me
    Brain Dead People: why the fuq you lyin'?

  • @savage_eyes4101
    @savage_eyes4101 Před 3 lety +5

    I woke up and thought you weren't uploading, lol. Guess I was wrong, cause you did.

  • @theocobb9960
    @theocobb9960 Před 3 lety +25

    Last time I was this early we weren't in a pandemic

  • @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun
    @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun Před 3 lety +2

    The surprised Pikachu meme is perfect for this

  • @caydenrobinson750
    @caydenrobinson750 Před 3 lety

    My mom was telling a story the other night about how the secretary in a work meeting said "If you dont like the way things are, quit and go work at Target." My mom works at a hospital

    • @heroslippy6666
      @heroslippy6666 Před 3 lety

      Their is a good chance that the staff at Target are more reasonable people.

  • @Simmonzzzzzz
    @Simmonzzzzzz Před 3 lety +22

    EARLY SQUAD

  • @natemillard729
    @natemillard729 Před 3 lety +3

    165 comments after 2 minutes I have no response

  • @sarasorensen2650
    @sarasorensen2650 Před 3 lety

    I had two specific supervisors who were absolutly the best at a job I worked at. Not only did they say thank you when the emplotees left, but they said it every day. I donalways remember to say thank you, but I try. They were the best.

  • @JoyZoneYT
    @JoyZoneYT Před 3 lety

    That last story was creative. He shouldn't have gotten detention.
    This is why going to school sometimes feels like they cull you into being a dull and uncreative human being.
    He should have received extra poinrs.

  • @joeyhoward8652
    @joeyhoward8652 Před 3 lety +3

    Yoo finally caught the upload lol

  • @ItsHeartstruck
    @ItsHeartstruck Před 3 lety +4

    "Lol okay" I want that word to be yeeted and deleted.

  • @nationalinstituteofcheese3012

    If school rules says a child can use their phones outside of class, someone needs to file a complaint with the principal

  • @pointlessco.6363
    @pointlessco.6363 Před 3 lety +2

    I love how they always say; “half the price of premium earbuds” but then dont state the price either visually or audibly.

    • @thetimelords911
      @thetimelords911 Před 3 lety

      Its because they arent actually good earbuds.

    • @imperialeagle
      @imperialeagle Před 3 lety +1

      @@thetimelords911 They actually are! I wear them all day and everyday.

  • @msm686
    @msm686 Před 3 lety +3

    THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IVE BEEN THIS EARLY

  • @ToastedNugs
    @ToastedNugs Před 3 lety +10

    Here early for Once. I just wait for videos since I've watched every. Single. one.

    • @Misiraq
      @Misiraq Před 3 lety +1

      I alternate between the podcast and here.
      Its like rereading your favourite book.

    • @ToastedNugs
      @ToastedNugs Před 3 lety +1

      @@Misiraq For real 😌

    • @Inconsolable_Weeb
      @Inconsolable_Weeb Před 3 lety +1

      Ayyyy

  • @8Spikey
    @8Spikey Před 3 lety +2

    I love to feel both the malice and the compliance.

  • @saturn4rchive
    @saturn4rchive Před 3 lety

    Why do both bosses and entitled customers feel like threats to an employee's job are threatening at all lol, that 17 year old you're talking to does NOT get paid enough to deal with that, and it's easy enough to find another similar job

  • @pixellator2749
    @pixellator2749 Před 3 lety +3

    Mum: go play then. I will do everything on my own
    Me: ok then
    Mum: -_-

  • @JCCaelan
    @JCCaelan Před 3 lety +2

    "Small graduating class of 92". Try a graduating class of 12, my guy. THAT'S a small graduating class.

  • @scp2539
    @scp2539 Před 8 měsíci

    1st story: respect goes both ways and once lost requires significantly more work to regain than first being earned.
    Last story: malicious compliance doesn't need to end well for the person complying, it's the thought that counts XD

  • @Rxn2016
    @Rxn2016 Před 3 lety +16

    Holy heck. How am I this early lol, I love ur vids rslash, I'm sure this one is epic!

  • @VexifyGaming
    @VexifyGaming Před 3 lety +3

    R

  • @13applejaxxx
    @13applejaxxx Před 3 lety

    I think the last one deserved EXTRA credit. OP was correct, why should the teacher assume that aliens would be fluent in English? At least a decoder was included. I could see myself asking the teacher to explain HOW the alien would know English. Wasn't it the teachers idea to write as if you (student) were the alien?

  • @BardicSp00n
    @BardicSp00n Před 3 lety

    That last one is really tragic in that they're actively punishing what was a really creative and fun idea, that this person clearly had a lot of fun doing because they actually really engaged with and enjoyed the project. Terribly sad to hear a kid getting shut down for enjoying learning, taking initiative and taking time to put in extra effort. If you shut a kid down for actively participating in their learning because you can't be arsed to be a teacher and engage with them, you aren't a teacher.

  • @Ghostcyborg71
    @Ghostcyborg71 Před 3 lety +5

    Last time I was this early my dad was still around.