Arizona Abortion Ban and You

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  • čas přidán 16. 04. 2024
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    Hi Friends, I wanted to share my thoughts on the abortion ban coming out of Arizona. From attacks on Planned Parenthood and other resources for women's health, there hasn't actually been an instance quite like this. I was actually being educated by a friend of mine that when Roe V Wade became the law of the land it superseded a lot of this old laws but many of them were never actually repealed. Once Roe went away most of these laws, still on the books, were free to go back into effect.
    We know this fight is not about women's health because the states with the harshest punishments and toughest abortion laws also have the weakest maternal support according to data. Not to mention the same politicians that want to restrict access also want to strip government aid from people who may need it due to having another mouth to feed.
    States like Texas, Georgia, Tennessee, Alabama, Oklahoma, Louisiana, Ohio, South Dakota, Arkansas, South Carolina, and Mississippi, all have some of the highest child poverty rates with no sign of improving. Protests have popped up around the country in reaction to this State Supreme Court decision with more to be expected.
    I also talk about hotel disasters and the ways to navigate interracial friendship!
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  • @JoshJohnsonComedy
    @JoshJohnsonComedy  Před měsícem +507

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    • @politicalminds
      @politicalminds Před měsícem +7

      Favourite comedian these days. What's the music at the end Bro?

    • @ingood0867
      @ingood0867 Před měsícem

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    • @bluckyjones
      @bluckyjones Před měsícem +1

      I swear I freakin love u Josh....the joy thru laughter u have brought back into my life is the therapy I didn't realize how bad I needed....I truly wish u continued success & blessings beyond measure...you are truly incredible....& fkn hilarious

    • @charliecundiff
      @charliecundiff Před měsícem +1

      It's probably been long enough that you could to the Catfishing the KKK joke again

    • @Work2022-
      @Work2022- Před měsícem

      Awesome, thanks Josh for some extra good laughs! Also, you're my fav current events reporter that matters which we can actually LOL (and you're a comedian) because every 'almost mainstream media news is just so depressing. Thank you!

  • @dobwatches
    @dobwatches Před měsícem +3431

    The man who created the 1864 law was married four times, one wife was 12, and one was 15, another 15. WOMEN------VOTE!

    • @asynchronicity
      @asynchronicity Před měsícem +363

      Interesting information that should be put out there in ads IMMEDIATELY

    • @nannielson7790
      @nannielson7790 Před měsícem +164

      😮😮😮😮 Did not know that! So gross!

    • @marcelladillard3556
      @marcelladillard3556 Před měsícem +79

      WTF

    • @annt7384
      @annt7384 Před měsícem +91

      And absolutely do not have unprotected sex

    • @budnspud
      @budnspud Před měsícem +186

      He kidnapped the 12 year old. Yeah, a keeper.

  • @RodeoDogLover
    @RodeoDogLover Před měsícem +1054

    “Everyone who wants the 1864 law should just have to live like it’s 1864.” Genius❤

    • @ABum-nc7sb
      @ABum-nc7sb Před měsícem +14

      Or just move to Arizona 😂

    • @kimberlyfrey8740
      @kimberlyfrey8740 Před měsícem +7

      Best response ive heard yet! I agree 100%!

    • @RodeoDogLover
      @RodeoDogLover Před měsícem +3

      @@ABum-nc7sbI actually live in a Arizona! There are a lot of them here already! 😂

    • @kwullums
      @kwullums Před měsícem

      you know why rich americans want to ban abortion right? They'll need something to sell to china when the land runs out.

    • @benry007
      @benry007 Před měsícem +12

      I would personally live like its 1864 to save 1 million babies each year (thats just in the USA).

  • @emmabunch-benson4795
    @emmabunch-benson4795 Před měsícem +417

    Love that josh is embarrassed to ask a hotel person for plunger who’s probably asked all the time but isn’t embarrassed to tell an entire audience about all this shit-literally

    • @jondowe2626
      @jondowe2626 Před 21 dnem +10

      If im getting paid I'll tell people anything

  • @Unfortunately_Mickey
    @Unfortunately_Mickey Před měsícem +681

    Just so you know, any hotel service employee would much rather you just say "i need a plunger and scrubber, i dont want housekeeping to have to deal with it"

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 Před měsícem +25

      I liked your comment when I was still on the abortion part of his bit..
      Too late to take it back now

    • @prachetasnayse9709
      @prachetasnayse9709 Před měsícem +1

      Wut why do you know this?

    • @bukketkid2567
      @bukketkid2567 Před měsícem

      😂 💯

    • @StaceyJayne-pe7ww
      @StaceyJayne-pe7ww Před měsícem +11

      FACTS. (and I'm a hotel housekeeper, so I KNOW!)

    • @snakesnoteyes
      @snakesnoteyes Před měsícem +43

      To be fair if I wanted to have to plunge my own toilet, I’d stay at an Air B&B, but if I did ask for staff to plunge my toilet I’d tip like my life depended on it out of sheer embarrassment.

  • @cindysaroya1251
    @cindysaroya1251 Před měsícem +620

    "Looking like a fresh ghost" perfectly describes me in almost every photograph.

    • @BrynDonovanWriter
      @BrynDonovanWriter Před měsícem +26

      Lucky you! I often look like a tired ghost 🤣

    • @kwullums
      @kwullums Před měsícem +12

      @@BrynDonovanWriter yo ghost club!!! i think i smoke too much to be sporty ghost :/

    • @kmhkennedy
      @kmhkennedy Před měsícem +11

      🙋‍♀️ The flash makes my face so flat I look like a 2D ghost. So not that different from reality

    • @marylhere
      @marylhere Před měsícem +8

      I almost choked on my frosted mini wheats…

    • @Kammsammich
      @Kammsammich Před měsícem +2

      @@marylhereLMAO

  • @ericisprobablyfullofshit7797
    @ericisprobablyfullofshit7797 Před měsícem +1591

    One day without air conditioning in Arizona will change a lot of minds quick. 😅

    • @CanItAlready
      @CanItAlready Před měsícem +135

      Also no cars, no phones or Internet, no trucks delivering anything, no TV of any kind, no movies, no indoor plumbing, no electricity, no gas stoves or grills...
      Somebody in Arizona's legislature needs to propose this.

    • @DreamFearless
      @DreamFearless Před měsícem +19

      “Change a lot of minds”
      Meanwhile in AZ: _WTF is this nonsense?_

    • @williamcrowe2576
      @williamcrowe2576 Před měsícem +31

      🎶No phone, no lights, no motor cars. Not a single luxury. Like Robinson Caruso, it's primitive as can be.🎶

    • @Vbear-bn4wm
      @Vbear-bn4wm Před měsícem +7

      You know the argument is going to be all lives are timeless 😑

    • @Dan_Jacob
      @Dan_Jacob Před měsícem +11

      @@CanItAlready No plastics either, full stop. I'm not talking about some ban on plastic straws or plastic bags either. I mean you can't use plastic to prevent food from going bad, or buying any food from grocery stores that are in plastic. I doubt there's any restaurants that don't use any plastic in order to get food to you either. So I guess, become a farmer? You could try joining up with the Amish since they preach to live like it's the 1800s... but they use plastic too so make sure they know you don't allow anything that technologically advanced in your household!

  • @ltpvs
    @ltpvs Před měsícem +286

    Seeing a young person being so intelligent, funny, and introspective gives me hope for future generations. this kid is giving me "gen z george carlin" vibes and I love it

    • @vatatheoanonymous3705
      @vatatheoanonymous3705 Před měsícem +2

      I'd say he's closer to Dave Chappelle personally.

    • @Pailzor
      @Pailzor Před měsícem +5

      I think Josh Johnson and Liz Miele are gonna be two of this generation's staples of New York comedy.

    • @savkyte2552
      @savkyte2552 Před měsícem +23

      I feel like he is a millenial....i feel like he is my age group..lol

    • @Muuuora
      @Muuuora Před měsícem +32

      @@savkyte2552 yeah he's born in 1990 he is a millenial

    • @aiemys
      @aiemys Před měsícem +11

      Josh isn't gen z

  • @misterdoctor9693
    @misterdoctor9693 Před měsícem +198

    I clogged a toilet in a hotel once. I just wanted them to give me a plunger, but they insisted on going up to the room to unclog it themselves. It was a nightmare. Thankfully he couldn't get it unclogged and as soon as he left the room to get more tools or call for help or whatever I ran in there and fixed it myself so that no one ever had to witness my horrible toilet crime.

    • @Bul-Bey
      @Bul-Bey Před měsícem +10

      😂

    • @JB-bm1to
      @JB-bm1to Před měsícem +18

      Horrible toilet crime is going to be my new band name.

    • @malik_alharb
      @malik_alharb Před měsícem

      I work in management at a hotel, we would have given you a plunger to see if you could fix it yourself first 😂

    • @athenarocks7657
      @athenarocks7657 Před 3 dny +2

      I have too much social anxiety for that. I would probably go out and by a plunger and Drano if that happened to me. No one can know.

    • @misterdoctor9693
      @misterdoctor9693 Před 3 dny +1

      @athenarocks7657 I would absolutely agree, but I was a teen with no cash at the time.

  • @chaseknight6450
    @chaseknight6450 Před měsícem +380

    Josh is an amazing topical writer, I'm glad he's getting the recognition he deserves. Your jokes are so well crafted.

  • @user-ss6zs1vy4w
    @user-ss6zs1vy4w Před měsícem +81

    "Arizona wasn't even born yet" Josh's comedy is smooth genius

  • @ultimatexl302
    @ultimatexl302 Před měsícem +262

    7:48 "Extra Nubian" I'm fucking DEAD 😂😂 Bro keep doing your thing, you really holding it down for us soft spoken brothers!!

  • @maliksees
    @maliksees Před měsícem +394

    “One bad taco” yoo😂 that’s Armageddon in 1864

  • @minareddy9895
    @minareddy9895 Před měsícem +450

    I’ve lived in Arizona all my life and now I’m going to abandon the bloody state. Taking away women’s bodily autonomy, putting them at risk for dying. Stupidity, it is regressing so much, it’s a step away from the handmaidens tale.

    • @Yurrsawwwft
      @Yurrsawwwft Před měsícem

      Ahh the bodily autonomy argument, how about this, let’s make abortion procedures illegal, not make it illegal for the woman to get one. There now you maintain bodily autonomy, while the actual abortion procedure itself becomes illegal. Everyone wins.
      And if you think that’s not right, do you support drug laws that take away an addicts bodily autonomy? 🤔

    • @fatmn
      @fatmn Před měsícem

      Nah sir and/or madam, don't give up, your state and the less fortunate in it need you!

    • @Yurrsawwwft
      @Yurrsawwwft Před měsícem

      If they make the practice/procedure of abortion illegal, that doesn’t take away your bodily autonomy, it simply bans a medical practice, then you can be happy because no one’s telling you what to do (they just can’t help with aborting babies) and the innocent get a chance at life. Everyone wins

    • @CrAzYiNsAnEBaRbiE1987
      @CrAzYiNsAnEBaRbiE1987 Před měsícem +6

      Arizona is one of the best states. Just worry about you and your body, why you worried about if someone has the right to murder a child, they could have avoided creating if they used the correct birth control?

    • @fatmn
      @fatmn Před měsícem

      @@CrAzYiNsAnEBaRbiE1987 You're 37 years old. How do you not understand that there are other reasons to get an abortion like r*pe, inc*st and life threatening complications? I hope minareddy9895 stays in their state so your vote gets balanced.

  • @lornaginetteharrison7168
    @lornaginetteharrison7168 Před měsícem +92

    I was having a routine eye check up a couple of years ago, and the doctor sneezed fully in my face. I felt the spray and everything! He didn’t even apologise. Next day my right eye was all inflamed and swollen shut. Got an infection. I guess that’s one way to drum up further trade.

  • @1989TaylorsVersiom
    @1989TaylorsVersiom Před měsícem +361

    Arizona wasn't born yet 😂😅😂😅

    • @thisishiztorybaby
      @thisishiztorybaby Před měsícem +3

      That part

    • @lorrie2878
      @lorrie2878 Před měsícem +7

      I'm so P. O.'d I am going to be sitting in front of the library and rec center gathering signatures to change our Arizona constitution!

    • @katherinepatchett7975
      @katherinepatchett7975 Před měsícem +5

      THE BEST PUNCH LINE 💀

    • @1989TaylorsVersiom
      @1989TaylorsVersiom Před měsícem +3

      @lorrie2878 get it! Do what y'all have to. Im sorry i know it sucks, FL loves to live 200 years ago too.

    • @GreenGoblin9
      @GreenGoblin9 Před měsícem +1

      He's a freaking genius haha I love his stand ups.

  • @MeUrWishGranted
    @MeUrWishGranted Před měsícem +261

    I haven't seen a single (anti-abortion) person discuss what the plan is for all these babies who will likely have a tough life. I just think of the misery and drain on society this will inevitably cause and then the people who outlawed abortion will speak ill of these people they forced into the situation. 😢

    • @ShannonTheMojito
      @ShannonTheMojito Před měsícem

      Permanent servants. That's their plan, a permanent underclass of people who have to do anything to survive. They're getting rid of child labor laws too.

    • @H-mz4hy
      @H-mz4hy Před měsícem +72

      Haven't seen them talk about the medically necessary abortions. Not every baby implants in the uterus and not every baby grows lungs like they're supposed to.

    • @dezeraejames9698
      @dezeraejames9698 Před měsícem +6

      Their response is adoption.

    • @robertnu3428
      @robertnu3428 Před měsícem +44

      ​@@dezeraejames9698that or foster care which both has their fair amount of abuse

    • @sampchavez
      @sampchavez Před měsícem +10

      It's because that's an entirely different argument. You can have multiple beliefs at the same time. You can believe that abortion is wrong and also that children are treated badly in the foster system. This is like saying "I haven't seen a single person arguing for transgender treatment discuss the discrimination against transgenders in sports 😡" like it's related but it's not the same conversation. Pro-lifers (as they're officially called. You don't hear pro-lifers calling you "anti-life") care about children just as much as you do. If you show them a video of kids in foster care being abused, they'll have the same level of disgust as you do. They just don't like killing them in the womb. Y'know, the place where abortion takes place. That's why most of their arguments are just about what happens in the womb.

  • @uhohspaghettios2391
    @uhohspaghettios2391 Před měsícem +321

    The bit about the camera explains so much. I really thought my Black friends were just 20x more attractive than I am. Turns out, they are *and* I can't do photos with flash 😂😂

    • @Plethorality
      @Plethorality Před měsícem +22

      Of course they are twenty times more attractive than us. That is the lowest limit.

    • @tinaprice4948
      @tinaprice4948 Před měsícem +7

      Speaking of flash or no flash, when I first got my black goldendoodle she just looked like a puddle of black with eyes, it was so hard compared to my other dog to get her to show up in pictures till we made sure to have the flash on and lights in the room

    • @anndeecosita3586
      @anndeecosita3586 Před měsícem +6

      When I take photos with white friends using a flash, they complain I make them look washed out. 😂

    • @swanm3ta850
      @swanm3ta850 Před měsícem

      I used to be against abortion until I realized that countless women use it as a form of birth control. Women are willingly getting abortions all for the sake of having a guy drop a lord inside of them. Reckless and not cool…

    • @BelindaShort
      @BelindaShort Před měsícem +3

      @@anndeecosita3586 The flash should only be used when absolutely necessary

  • @travismccartney
    @travismccartney Před měsícem +36

    I had a need for a plunger in a hotel once. I went out and bought one instead of asking if they had one. I just left it in the bathroom trashcan when I checked out.

  • @dudeivealreadydonethis5tim289
    @dudeivealreadydonethis5tim289 Před měsícem +42

    Wow, i just learned something new today watching a comedy bit. I didn't know Arizona didnt become a state until 1912.

  • @Roxy-Mara
    @Roxy-Mara Před měsícem +162

    Cameras were not made with melanin in mind 😂😂😂

    • @arnezj.bridges2768
      @arnezj.bridges2768 Před měsícem +7

      Turns out its the film. Kodak had to choose light skin, dark skin or a middle that didn't make any one look good. Fuji choose dark because a decent part of there population was south of equater. (Okinawa)

  • @Halloween111
    @Halloween111 Před měsícem +90

    The film thing is true. Especially in earlier black and white photography, taking pictures of dark skin was a trial and error affair for photographers who had never dealt with melanin before.

    • @Margiesbaby714
      @Margiesbaby714 Před měsícem +6

      Our church took pictures for the church album. The nationally known photography company sent a much older gentleman & what looked like a Jr. trainee. myMother (RIH😢💔) wasn't psychic, but she knew things 🤔. The proofs came back in a couple of days & since we had a large congregation, she was able to set a reshoot. The next appointment was fully directed by myMother 😮😅😂😀 She pulled the "photographer" (a different team) around the corner & gave him the tools of information he would need to be successful in taking pictures with black people as subjects🤨🤨🤨

    • @chromicapop4595
      @chromicapop4595 Před měsícem

      There’s a pre Covid photographer show I went to at the MFA that had all subjects in various poses including black subjects 🤔

  • @RaggamuffinForever
    @RaggamuffinForever Před měsícem +74

    Every time this man posts, it feels like a gift. He’s like here, I made this for you 😊❤😂

  • @BrittneysBlessed
    @BrittneysBlessed Před měsícem +827

    Meeting Josh and having a conversation is officially on my bucket list. Is that weird?

    • @spincreep5805
      @spincreep5805 Před měsícem +71

      Nah, it's not weird. He seems like a genuinely cool dude.

    • @dianna3157
      @dianna3157 Před měsícem +30

      NOPE, mine too. 😂

    • @darriuswilliams6007
      @darriuswilliams6007 Před měsícem +5

      Ionno I wouldn't have it on my bucket list u could go to LA or New York and meet any semifamous comedian u want

    • @snowwhite2524
      @snowwhite2524 Před měsícem +32

      Not at all! My mother-in-law met him in Burlington a few months ago outside one of his shows. She said he went outside and said hello to everyone. 😊 She said he was a very nice person.

    • @shednalarue
      @shednalarue Před měsícem +13

      Solid request for a solid conversation.

  • @danielodunlami5483
    @danielodunlami5483 Před měsícem +20

    Josh is in a class of his own, clean jokes, insightful, funny and cerebral, each video from you is like getting a news update and a quick lesson all wrapped in quality stand up... that's how it should be done

  • @msjamesesq
    @msjamesesq Před měsícem +33

    "You not gon charge my full insurance cuz now I got whatchu got." 😂😂😂

  • @coffeeandtrance
    @coffeeandtrance Před měsícem +28

    'arizona wasn't born yet' is something i ain't even think about

  • @BookNerd4Music
    @BookNerd4Music Před měsícem +94

    "my room was broken into"... no Josh noooooo

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Před měsícem +5

      Lol, he can only use that story once! 😅

  • @kimberlyfrey8740
    @kimberlyfrey8740 Před měsícem +16

    I had a dentist with terrible breath when i was a teenager. I was equally confused and disgusted.

    • @shiraz9986
      @shiraz9986 Před měsícem +2

      Maybe they had diabetes, it can cause horrible breath.

  • @roryasrorri701
    @roryasrorri701 Před měsícem +92

    "A fresh ghost!" 😂😂😂

  • @kelleyoco
    @kelleyoco Před měsícem +12

    I feel the photo part. I used to teach prek, and one year, there were 2 little girls who were besties in my class. One had almost translucent skin, white hair, and super light blue eyes. The other has deep brown eyes, almost black hair and rich dark skin. No matter how many pics I took of them, one or the other of them would almost completely disappear in each pic. I hope their parents got someone with a better camera than mine to take their picture together.

  • @AVV369
    @AVV369 Před měsícem +38

    "This is half off now" I paused after that to allow the laughter to reverberate throughout my body for a solid minute. I imagined Josh really said that. It's something I'd say shamelessly! 😂
    And about that plunger story, I can't decide whether he made up that story for us or that's the filthiest fake break-in story he could have told the hotel staff! The staff was like "Dude, WTF you coulda simply asked for a plunger. Everyone fuckz shit up" 🤣

  • @Steve-xo5pq
    @Steve-xo5pq Před měsícem +22

    The problem is making laws based on what they "feel is right." Laws exist to protect people and to keep things fair so each individual can live life the way they want, as long is doesn't hurt anybody else. I feel like if your making laws based purely on on "I think x" and have no actual reason or logic behind it, that is a problem.
    It's fine if you are religious and you think abortions are wrong. If the time comes where you need to make a choice, nobody is taking that from you. You can choose to not have an abortion, not use brith control, etc. But please don't try and make that choice for others. Life is hard and we are all just doing our best. It's hard enough to worry about stuff that involves yourself, without others who don't need to be involved telling you how to go about things.

  • @fizzles5
    @fizzles5 Před měsícem +107

    issue got you so heated you posted on a Wednesday. as a lighthearted aside, youtube insisted I was spelling wednesday incorrectly every time and sent me into a tailspin in which knowledge I thought I had was proven false...turns out it just wanted me to capitalize the W. did not make me feel less stupid lmao

  • @nathanhodges411
    @nathanhodges411 Před měsícem +22

    Honestly at this point this man is my main news source

  • @deniserodriguez4403
    @deniserodriguez4403 Před měsícem +72

    Here to remind everyone to support their local abobo fund. Abortion funds are orgs that help people pay for and travel to abortion care.

    • @10XSeiga
      @10XSeiga Před měsícem +2

      that baby could changed peoples lives. give them the love they deserve.

    • @JB-bm1to
      @JB-bm1to Před měsícem +7

      Thanks for the reminder, going to go donate now!

    • @rukeyser
      @rukeyser Před měsícem +6

      Thank you!

    • @hannerz777
      @hannerz777 Před měsícem +2

      Thanks! On it 🤗

  • @dabdub7605
    @dabdub7605 Před měsícem +78

    I actually want to see Josh on every panel in existence

  • @dinguloid
    @dinguloid Před měsícem +131

    Uploading on back to back nights? Hell yeah.

  • @dianeatpeace337
    @dianeatpeace337 Před měsícem +12

    In 1864, the main treatment for a variety of ailments was "fresh leeches" as a cure for many ailments

  • @seanyjizz
    @seanyjizz Před měsícem +66

    Back to back bangers my man really gave us a Comedy Central special in 2 days 👏👏 Josh Johnson is top 5 out right now he’s absolutely killing it

  • @WHALEx3
    @WHALEx3 Před měsícem +12

    The fact that someone set a timer at a comedy show makes me imagine they put a casserole in the oven and forgot about it.

    • @Dra_kok
      @Dra_kok Před měsícem

      Lol

    • @notcompletelynormal
      @notcompletelynormal Před 26 dny +2

      Realistically that was someone’s daily alarm telling them to take their birth control

  • @ellianndesigns
    @ellianndesigns Před měsícem +7

    The last trip my parents went on, my mom went directly to the bathroom.. peed on the floor as she was pulling down her pants then had explosive diarrhea on the floor, seat and then clogged the toilet. My dad was SO embarrassed to say "hi... I know we've been here literally 6 minutes... but I need a plunger and some cleaning supplies" they insisted on cleaning it and switched their rooms. Those poor maids!

  • @asynchronicity
    @asynchronicity Před měsícem +13

    Make America 1864 Again??
    HELL NO!!!!🇺🇸💪

  • @TheSuspira666
    @TheSuspira666 Před měsícem +41

    So good to hear comedy that's actually funny and not just cringey.

  • @angel_x7655
    @angel_x7655 Před měsícem +17

    Give this man the host job on The Daily Show!!

  • @sallysson
    @sallysson Před měsícem +14

    I enjoy his train of thought as he shapes his comedy.

  • @keetasingletary
    @keetasingletary Před měsícem +78

    Learned about this and OJ at the same damn time! Brain hurts trying to form the conspiracy.

    • @airplanes_aren.t_real
      @airplanes_aren.t_real Před měsícem

      Oj was the last bastion of women's autonomy in Arizona?

    • @JenSell1626
      @JenSell1626 Před měsícem

      He was old and a mess, the conspiracy is how he lived so well for so long

    • @beesafesweetheart8738
      @beesafesweetheart8738 Před měsícem

      Look up the theories about his first son Jason being the murderer. Makes sense.

  • @MrEazyE357
    @MrEazyE357 Před měsícem +6

    Josh is on another level when it comes to writing new material. It's absolutely unbelievable! Love what you're Josh!

    • @michellewilmore7536
      @michellewilmore7536 Před měsícem

      I love that sometimes he cracks himself up!
      He is my new favorite, just love him.😂😂

  • @JLF201
    @JLF201 Před měsícem +35

    So glad I am not the only one who waaaay overthinks what should be minor situations.

  • @Dzokhar
    @Dzokhar Před měsícem +33

    Alright Michigan/Detroit can we throw this man some recommendations or pay for a hotel stay?
    The Weston? The Casino?

  • @Resh1477
    @Resh1477 Před měsícem +5

    Omg, that, "...and when you do, enjoy that last flush," line had my rolling 😂

  • @shawnvaughn91
    @shawnvaughn91 Před měsícem +44

    Next time you're in Detroit, make sure you have a passport on you because you could get a better hotel in canada unless you're willing to pay for the casino hotels.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Před měsícem +10

      Yep, Windsor is just a short tunnel away...
      But Joshy doesn't drive ..

  • @kimberlyfrey8740
    @kimberlyfrey8740 Před měsícem +8

    The algorithm is working. You are the first on my feed! ❤

  • @TragoudistrosMPH
    @TragoudistrosMPH Před měsícem +30

    Abortion laws should be simple: If you don't want one, don't have one.
    Why are you deciding for someone else?

    • @leroyhernandez1856
      @leroyhernandez1856 Před měsícem +3

      Watch what you do with my semen. I've been carrying around that little soon to be a person for 18 years! And you just want to abort it. You've only carried it around for 9 months and you get too decide.🤦

    • @TragoudistrosMPH
      @TragoudistrosMPH Před měsícem

      @@leroyhernandez1856 ? Sarcasm? (Sperm has less than a week life cycle, btw.)

    • @debbiec2419
      @debbiec2419 Před měsícem

      Then put that seman into a cute little condom & take it home with you so you can protect it!

    • @skeletonbuyingpealts7134
      @skeletonbuyingpealts7134 Před měsícem

      ​@@leroyhernandez1856username checks out

  • @nulnoh219
    @nulnoh219 Před měsícem +7

    The men who brought this back didn't think this thru... Child support is still in effect.

    • @evanrutledge-sz4yo
      @evanrutledge-sz4yo Před měsícem

      It’s grasping at straws. They’re just finding whatever footing they can to justify banning abortion completely. It’s like, what’s next, are we going to endorse slavery because of the old Jim Crow laws? We as Americans should not be held hostage by hateful ego zealots from two centuries ago; this is a Democracy, give the people the right to vote.

  • @Amy-lf5kn
    @Amy-lf5kn Před měsícem +25

    Laughed out loud!!!! Love your podcast too. Just subscribed to Logan’s channel today. Thank you for the work you are doing and for the quality comedic storytelling.

    • @weaksause6878
      @weaksause6878 Před měsícem

      So did I. Im watching with headphones. My dad was giving me funny looks. 😂

    • @kconway2263
      @kconway2263 Před měsícem

      Thanks for the info about the podcast. I’m gonna check it out.

  • @ellenlockhart4494
    @ellenlockhart4494 Před měsícem +12

    1864 - No Semi-automatics!

  • @jannetteberends8730
    @jannetteberends8730 Před měsícem +4

    Being Dutch, my first reaction was: NO CAR! The law would be gone in 5 minutes

  • @howardjessica7704
    @howardjessica7704 Před měsícem +9

    1864 science getting its due in 2024. The Idiocracy continues to grow.

  • @AnnaLuna
    @AnnaLuna Před měsícem +8

    I'm surprised you didn't mention that the Arizona supreme court members were on the floor in a circle speaking in tongues. What on Earth was that?!?

    • @videt7459
      @videt7459 Před měsícem

      They are complete lunatics. Arizona is officially a theocracy.

  • @hadassahm3016
    @hadassahm3016 Před měsícem +132

    Cameras were invented for white people and for light skin. The push to have brown and black tones represented more fairly came from... Chocolate advertisements. Capitalism accidentally kinda helped a bit for once

    • @Plethorality
      @Plethorality Před měsícem +2

      Digital cameras are also only for cool colouring. It drains all the warmth out of my skin. I hate digital photography. It is also very inconsistent inaccurate with dark skins. Unflattering to anyone except cool pale colourings . Even technology is biased!!!!

    • @rainbowdemon5033
      @rainbowdemon5033 Před měsícem +3

      oh I thought it was furniture companies lol

    • @tamiausten873
      @tamiausten873 Před měsícem +2

      There's a trend right now in Nigeria. People post old pictures of when they were broke and black 🤦🏾‍♀️ and when they got rich they became lighter. What I noticed is some people didn't look better because of money, the camera quality was different. Old phones took bad pictures and for us Africans, we weren't even considered because light skinned and dark skinned blacks all looked ⬛ black, like much darker than they were because lighting was shit

    • @airplanes_aren.t_real
      @airplanes_aren.t_real Před měsícem +3

      Willy wonka ass logic

    • @Princess__Buttercup
      @Princess__Buttercup Před měsícem

      Capitalism brought you the life you have to bitch about it online on your smartphone.

  • @1989TaylorsVersiom
    @1989TaylorsVersiom Před měsícem +88

    Live like its 1864😂😅😂😅😂 im dead😂😂😂😂

    • @mom.left.me.at.michaels9951
      @mom.left.me.at.michaels9951 Před měsícem

      Seriously give em Arizona 😂

    • @MelenaSoleil
      @MelenaSoleil Před měsícem +2

      You're dead 😂😂 I see what you did there 😏

    • @ericfisher4736
      @ericfisher4736 Před měsícem +2

      It works well as a joke, but I hope no one actually uses that as an argument. You wouldn't tell someone they have to live like it's 1791 just because they like the bill of rights.

    • @lemur22715
      @lemur22715 Před měsícem +1

      No TV?!? 😭😭😭😂😂😂

  • @krisna2943
    @krisna2943 Před měsícem +9

    From the hotel side... Guests really do be saying sh*t like "my toilet's broken idk what happened" or "I only went number one, there's some thing wrong with your toilets" or "the water won't go down". Like sirs and madams. Y'all got me out here thinking something's going on with the toilet and it's really broken. Just ask for a plunger.

  • @sitana84
    @sitana84 Před měsícem +2

    I went into SHOCK when he said the doctor coughed in his mouth!!

  • @BDOT310
    @BDOT310 Před měsícem +5

    Just got off work and I get to decompress to this. Thank you JJ! ❤

  • @HereWeAre__01
    @HereWeAre__01 Před měsícem +12

    they also banned black people from drinking in water fountains, attending school, swimming in pools, living in white neighborhoods, voting and the list goes on. should we bring those laws back too?? so tired of these MEN trying to rule this damn country and ruin everyones lives.

  • @GhostCrow666
    @GhostCrow666 Před měsícem +10

    I'm a white dude and I can't drink my Coke while watching you 😂😂 Not unless I want a fizzy sinuses enema 😂😂

  • @maki9396
    @maki9396 Před měsícem +6

    I love that I can laugh and sometimes cry at current events from your sets

  • @Olcool
    @Olcool Před měsícem +16

    This is my next Dave Chapelle, his comedy is so informative, so educational and so intertaining all in one package. Very relavant jokes.

  • @rickconroy3427
    @rickconroy3427 Před měsícem +8

    Dude, you're hilarious 😂. I just came across a short video of you only a few months ago, so I've been watching everything you post ever since. Keep it up, because I truly believe you'll get your own HBO or Netflix special in the near future. Wish you all the success in the world. You seem like a laid back dude like myself. Congrats on your success to this point.

  • @NeekieBonakdar
    @NeekieBonakdar Před měsícem +2

    Yo this is one of ur best sets !! I cackled throughout, the end was especially strong

  • @elfari100
    @elfari100 Před měsícem +1

    A perfect bit on the devolution of society. As usual, I really appreciate your unique story-teller style of comedy!

  • @blackhoney121
    @blackhoney121 Před měsícem +4

    Omg that flash joke is so niche and such a specific experience yet I know EXACTLY what he’s talking bout 😂😂😂 dam that’s a good joke

  • @butterflybound1182
    @butterflybound1182 Před měsícem +11

    So excited for the Denver show!!!!!

    • @JoshJohnsonComedy
      @JoshJohnsonComedy  Před měsícem

      Denver is selling quick here’s the ticket link www.comedyworks.com/comedians/josh-johnson

  • @andmyAlex
    @andmyAlex Před měsícem +2

    You have such a careful style of comedy and I can tell you care a lot about the audience. I love the way you propagate silence and then fuck it up with a great laugh. 🙌🙌🙌

  • @christina-clairegeorges3661
    @christina-clairegeorges3661 Před měsícem +2

    Thank you for an extra dose of comedy and analysis. 😊

  • @simmiedavissimmiesings8185
    @simmiedavissimmiesings8185 Před měsícem +11

    Josh be having too many GI problems. Imma call him GI Josh . 😂😂😂😂❤

  • @OmegaOutoto
    @OmegaOutoto Před měsícem +15

    I'm always looking like a fresh ghost in photos.

  • @barbaramohler6895
    @barbaramohler6895 Před měsícem +2

    Damn. You’re one of my favorite new comedians, I really wish you would’ve left this topic alone.

  • @dustingreen9075
    @dustingreen9075 Před měsícem +2

    Josh reminded me of when I got off a 14-hour flight to NYC, and after finally getting to my hotel I had to GO (It had been almost a day at that point). Proceeded to clog the toilet. Had to make the call of shame and have a maintenance guy come up and unclog the toilet. I gave him an $80 tip...

  • @RachelKadushin
    @RachelKadushin Před měsícem +8

    Josh, it sounds like a really bad hotel room -- but the "food poisoning" could it be the Michigan water issues? Maybe they already had survival of the fittest on their water supply/water treatment issues? Anyhow, hope "everything cleared up" sooner than later. Oh, and glad you were finally able to ask for a plunger!

  • @photobombr
    @photobombr Před měsícem +3

    I've been binging your content. And your one of my favorite comedians. I can't wait until you come back to Jersey or NYC. Also I love the hair journey you've been on, the evolution is crazy ya shit was like baldhead squirrel to drippy ass Blastoise

  • @uberguby8513
    @uberguby8513 Před měsícem

    I'm told that commenting is a good way to support the artist, and I think Josh Johnson is a very promising comedian, I think he's got what it takes to be one of the greats. I want to watch him tell jokes for decades, so I'm leaving a comment, to support the artist.

  • @jessb465
    @jessb465 Před měsícem +2

    This kid is so smart. You really don’t expect such a young person to be so introspective and self aware. It differentiates him from other similar aged newer comics, because all audiences can relate vs just us Millennials or Gen Z’ers.
    I really want to see him around for decades. His humor gives a hope and freshness to an industry that got well known by layman’s in the 80s-90s, but kinda dropped off for a minute.

  • @draknor7730
    @draknor7730 Před měsícem +3

    The abortion ban back in 1864 may of been more about how dangerous the procedure was then.

    • @THICCTHICCTHICC
      @THICCTHICCTHICC Před měsícem +1

      Yeah.... It wasn't

    • @draknor7730
      @draknor7730 Před měsícem

      @THICCTHICCTHICC You sure? I think some may of voted because of that, seeing Arizona wasn't even close to a state at the time. Probably wasn't even a Dr. doing it half the time in the middle of a dessert.

    • @dinahmyte3749
      @dinahmyte3749 Před měsícem

      We've had "safe" abortions since the Romans. A couple of herbs and then bed rest after passing the remains. Continuing pregnancy to labor killed more women than induced abortions did

  • @LadysavagexXxX
    @LadysavagexXxX Před měsícem +3

    I don’t know , I just think if men really knew what it was like if men really had to go through what women went through abortions would be tax deductible. It would be fucked up if Viagra was covered by insurance, but abortion aren’t

  • @AureliosB-vh1st
    @AureliosB-vh1st Před měsícem

    Great set! You're headed towards Denver & Phoenix. Albuquerque is right in the middle & we have some great comedy clubs & venues that host all sizes of audience. I would definitely be there.

  • @kimlouise-rf5rr
    @kimlouise-rf5rr Před měsícem

    This level of comedy needs to be protected and recognized!!!!!!
    Well done Josh, however long the grind is, just keep on going. I see great venues in your future.

  • @cassievining340
    @cassievining340 Před měsícem +3

    When I was a kid in the 80’s, before digital cameras and the ability to see the photo right away and retake or make adjustments, my family went camping with a black couple from church we were friends with. Almost ALL of pictures of them were of solid black faces with white teeth.😂 looked like old school racist art. My dad had a good camera, but he adjusted the F stop and aperture for the landscape and sun, and I guess he either didn’t think about or know how to adjust for their skin tone. The only time they were leveled out and fully visible were when we were in the shade of tree canopies. That was a fun trip, though. Hopefully they had good photos. Maybe we look like ghosts in their pics. 😂

  • @alo2285
    @alo2285 Před měsícem +6

    Idk me personally a someone has their room broken into, nothing stole but theirs a plumbing issue....and you willing to take care of it. YOU DID IT 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jinkenz6459
    @jinkenz6459 Před měsícem +1

    Three days of Josh. Is this for real? Love it.

  • @sbnwnc
    @sbnwnc Před měsícem +19

    Thanks!

  • @curtisthomas2670
    @curtisthomas2670 Před měsícem +8

    Anti abortion legislation forces people who want abortions to not be able to get one, pro choice legislation allows people who want abortions to get them and also does not force people who are against abortions to get them, therefore pro choice legislation allows people who are both pro and anti abortion to act according to their beliefs and will

  • @williamcrowe2576
    @williamcrowe2576 Před měsícem +24

    If Arizona wants to go Amish with its laws, they may as well go Amish with everything else. Then they'd really know what life was like in the 1800s.

  • @Glaccierztk
    @Glaccierztk Před měsícem +1

    I just wanted to say your the best bro more people need to understand what true passion and art looks like it’s natural

  • @elainebelzDetroit
    @elainebelzDetroit Před měsícem +1

    Oh no, I'm sorry to hear about your experience of Detroit! I hope you're able to see some of the good stuff in our city. And get a better hotel next time.

  • @laurenwordwatterson5496
    @laurenwordwatterson5496 Před měsícem +3

    I never comment on videos. But Josh, you are so funny I almost died. Like seriously, I was drinking a nasty kombucha for gut reasons and you made me laugh so hard so unexpectedly, that I inhaled kombucha. I briefly lost the ability to breathe. I coughed fluid out of my lungs for what felt like a year. During that time my life passed before my eyes. Still a huge fan, but Im gonna be more mindful about drinking while watching your bits. 🎉😂 ten out of ten stars for near death experience inducing comedy.

  • @twhimsy
    @twhimsy Před měsícem +3

    I don't mind the flash.. as a vampire I don't show up anyway so the sudden glow just lets people know why there's a vague empty space next to you.... lol
    You legit had me rolling with that part.

  • @SunshineSomeday
    @SunshineSomeday Před měsícem

    You always crack me up. You have such perfect timing.

  • @bluecollarmenproductions
    @bluecollarmenproductions Před měsícem +1

    I am so glad CZcams gave me important information about the topic for the abortion health information…