Couples! Do NOT Shower Together!
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- čas přidán 11. 03. 2024
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Recorded at Laugh Fest in Grand Rapids, MI - Komedie
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Congrats on the new position on The Daily Show. No longer in the back rooms all day during rehearsal!! 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽🎉
Josh was disappointed recently 😔 and he owns a bathmat
josh i really gotta borrow $50 man seriously
Well polished and current, that man is a force on the rise. What a career to watch
@@medusareigns😂😂😢😂😢6
Also, sex on a beach is not as romantic as we’ve been told. Anakin wasn’t lying - sand gets everywhere
Mostly on a hot, muggy night
USA a towel. What's wrong with you? 😂😂😂😂
Did it once. One Urinary Tract Infection later I'm not ever doing that again.
obi wan’s squeeze was Mandalorian royalty - he smashed on the high ground
EVERYWHERE. 💀
Shower sex is for rich people with rainfall showers and separate shower stalls and jacuzzi tub... the rest of us need to avoid going on disability by testing our bath mats.
😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
There's no amount of money that will make a wet surface not slippery
Omfg 😅
Agreed.
Disability?
I fell in the shower once, alone, and tried to grab the water for help. It didn’t not help.
I love that you admit that. For me it was the shower curtain on a tension rod
😅😅😅
Learn to waterbend.
I don't understand why I am giggling so hard but at the same time not trying to wake up my bae
No help at all!! Lol
My niece would make growling sounds as a baby. I didn't know this until my sister asked me to babysit her. I heard noises coming from the room that she was in and was too scared to go check it out. When the noises stopped, I peaked my head in the room. There was nothing except her. I told my sister the story. She laughed and said that was the baby. That's something _very important_ that you need to tell someone before you leave your monster-noise-making baby.
Did you ever get asked to babysit her again? Not to be rude, but if someone told me they heard growling noises from the room my baby was in and didn't rush in to save my baby I'd be pretty upset! 😄
My niece did the same thing and her little face was bruised from birth. The whites of her eyes was red from broken blood vessels. I had never had a baby scare me up until that point.when she started growling I woke my sister up and said sorry I ain't watching Rosemary's baby lol.
Then my grandson woke up laughing like the dolls in haunted houses. I had my husband go to the crib with me. I had never seen a baby wake up laughing. Trust me when I tell you that when a baby wakes up crying it's a blessing lol.😅😅😅
Lol kids are terrifying
So you thought there was something dangerous in the baby's room and instead of rushing in to make sure she was safe you waited outside?
@@radhiadeedou8286Right?!? The number of growling things that could suddenly appear inside a house and also harm an adult are few and far between, but basically anything bigger than a slug could harm a baby.
Josh Johnson on stage, all cute and well-spoken, but his stories are just HAY LADIEZ I AM A DISASTER. 😂
I CAN FIX HIM
@@Boops1111the pussy is therapyyyyy 🎵 💀
... It's so relatable
He so cute
The problem is? Lol
Dude got a injury that required him to be tucked in by a homie lol. That right there is a friend for life, if they are willing to tuck you in every night and help you out of bed every morning.
Well, almost every morning... 😄
@@korganrocks3995 It's the thought that counts
Homie’s not a friend at that point, he achieved a one way ticket into the family
You don't tuck your homies in? Next you're going to tell me you don't kiss them goodnight. 😂
That slow-mo close up from the side view right after he said: "WHOAWAW!" 💀 Made it seem like such a thoughtful and poetic interlude! 🤣
Yes, the camera is so awkwardly cinematic, I keep thinking this is a febreeze commercial
I snorted so hard 🤣🤣🤣
Phenomenal editing tbh
Those eyelashes tho.
Yeah, the slow-mo shots look great, but they're a weird choice for a comedy set lol
I've been disabled my whole life but only became a wheelchair user in the last 5 years. There's nothing quite like depending on another person for the most basic things. I spend most of my time bedbound and that "Heeeyyy!" Is too real 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hi dear, I don't know you but you got this! Sending warm days and happiness your way.
The perk is shower chairs and grab bars 😝
Hi 5 very nice
😊😊😊
This made me think of Louis cks bit about the wheelchair in the pharmacy window.
Congrats on finally becoming a correspondent on The Daily Show, Josh! 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽
All while Jon Stewart returned!
I was surprised, but then I was like “Actually, that makes sense.”
And doing a great job!
I thought he's been writing for them since before the pandemic.
@@bardnightingale You are correct.
If I can’t even take a shower by myself without slipping then another person will just double the risk and casualty levels
I like the zooms on Josh’s face like he’s a great philosopher of our time
Isn't he though?
The “keep your eye on the ball” segment is so relatable.
As a kid, I was watching tv in my Cajun grandma’s living room, she’s reading the paper. She says to me, “baby, go look at the clock.” I get up, walk to the kitchen, look at the clock, come back to the living room, sit down, watch t.v. Eventually she says, “well, what time is it?” How the hell was I supposed to know? She didn’t tell me to *read* it, just to look at it, which is exactly what I did.
1:54 Those towel racks pull out of the wall pretty easily. 😂
😂😂
.... sounds like Josh is speaking from experience on this.... lolol
And he's clicking the whole time
Nah, you ain't grabbing that towel rack. Those small screws aren't supporting your weight. You gonna rip that right out the wall....or so I've heard.
@@DrHDoofenshmirtzphd😂, telling on yourself like this is crazy
@@samreddig8819 Lmfaooo
after I heard josh swipe off the "so high he thought he was a glass of orange juice" joke I have to doubt the legitimacy of anything he says but i still love him
Shower together… save water 💧
Yes, apply the conservation method
I’ve never been this down bad 😭😭😭
And get your balls blasted with super hot water? I'll past. Done this multiple times and hated the experience. My lady and i leaned our lesson. Im too cold and she's too hot. 😂😂😂
This only works if you share the same showering conditions
That's what my dad taught me.... Right before earth day. I was in first grade. I told the whole class.
“If I fall during shower sex, I better die” 😂
Simply put, what people do in X-rated movies don't work in real life.
The greatest lesson one can learn when it comes to that subject: separate porn from real life.
Counteroffer - I will just get better at shower sex
@@dreadcthulhu5
I sense a distinct lack of strength, flexibility, endurance, imagination and adventurousness.
Hitting your head on the towel rack ends any sexy time. 🤣
Especially the scenes when they're speaking!
Even til this day me and this girl laugh about how we almost died in the shower trying professional moves
I noticed you said this girl. She took the out? Lol 😂
@@superbiaantthey separated f buddy’s that always looked for better partners 😂
“Anything with porcelain…that’s too freaky for me” ahahahahaha 😂💀
I don't know anyone that can get away with the pacing you have, Josh.
You've really got the audience.
"Even if you got the bath mat." 😂
Those suction cups are a lie
"Right ass" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
One of my favorite jokes to make for quite some years. Thanks for immortalizing it in a much funnier fashion than I ever could.
1000%, when I first tried shower sex I was like "I have been lied to and bamboozled"
specifically I was lied to by Don Johnson, there's this scene from Nash Bridges that's been stuck in my head since I was 13
I love the intense dramatic closeups followed straightaway by "If i fall during shower sex, i better die" 😂
Some fluids don’t mix well together. What women naturally produce and water don’t mix. You will have a weirdly dry feeling.
Yes
This ^^^^
You’re washing off all the good stuff
YES
the whole shower thing is very contingent on how much space you have
and whether or not there’s a bench
😂😂@@napajwolf13
@@napajwolf13and support bars
And grab bars. Universal design for the win.
Hence the rich people showers
CONCUSSED!!!! 😂😂
😅😅😅😅😅
as someone who's in their early 20s and body is falling apart [for me bc of a genetic defect] I died laughing at that part 😂 too relatable LMAO
One of you is always freezin'.
This shit. I'd rather be warm and alone than naked and afraid together
Boy got tucked in by another grown ass man, after he messed his shit up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I've been there
Still can't stop laughing about that scenario
Were you in the military? I've been there, too. Lol
When he said "sound it out" and started screaming "OOOOOOOO!!!" I had to pause for a few minutes because I was CRYING LAUGHING and couldn't stop. 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😅
That got me good
Somewhere out there, there is a dude telling a joke like "I told my friend my kid couldn't walk yet, just to get him terrified when the boy walked up to him with a creepy stare"
"What in the Boss Baby is going on?" LOL
My husband and I had shower sex and he had a heart attack. (I saved him) True story. Happened last year. So I know for a fact they could be deadly.
😮 I'm glad you were there to get him the help he needed. Not that what happened is funny at all, but I do wonder if it would have happened without the activity you were attempting in such a stressful spot. Like which came (no pun intended) first, the chicken or the egg. Wish you both health and peace though. 💝
@@DanielleSamoneJohnson77from best we can tell it was the exertion. We had planned to go walk some trails that afternoon, so it could have happened then. Basically when was the exact right exertion going to happen.
I’ve only seen one shower in person that a couple could legitimately use together with zero issues. For the rest of us poor people, no dice
Okay that's not right; you got to WARN somebody about the first five minutes - cause I think I HURT something laughing so hard!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😊
I laughed snorted coffee through my nose 😂😂😂
Was it your right ass?😂😂😂
@@kmampa😂😂😂
I had a handicap bathroom, so there were safety rails and a bench! That was my favorite place to hit it!
He’s getting confident enough to riff between jokes and is killing it 😂🙏❤️
I AM SCREAMING. That “woah woah waaaahhhh” HAD ME and everyone. 😂😂😂 The sound alone is enough… 🤣🤣
I have heard your news and am so so proud of you. I know your Mother is beyond proud of you. I have been watching you and you are ready. I wish you all the best. Be safe.
So much fresh content and it hits every single time. Josh is such an underrated performer right now. He's amazing.
Toni Braxton made the black community wanna do this. That unbreak my heart mv scene had us all in a chokehold
not sure what scene that is because every video of that is just her singing on state --- that we've seen anyway...
Dude I'm brown and that scene made me feel like I'd be so sexy with just some water on me.
"Don't neglect the small muscles" mentions one of the largest muscles in the body
The fact no one knew that kid could stand but Josh is so eerie!
It kinda sounds like the kid wanted to impress Josh, or keep a new cool thing he learned a secret for fun.
He was trying to go after the parent who had just left
His delivery of the word "concussed" had me lolling
The worst part of shower sex in Ireland is that our bathrooms are ICE FUCKING COLD. So the whole time we're fighting over who gets to stand under the tiny little shower head😂
“Hopin you don’t slip and accidentally do somethin good”
Shower together AFTER! If u must
This was a great show in person! Shower bit had us dying of laughter. So great. If you are on the fence about getting tickets to a show, just do it. 100% worth it!
😂 "OOOOOOOO! OOOOOOOO! CHAIR!!" Got me😅
Do you know what I find to be the most amazing thing about your comedy? In today's age of comedians cussing almost constantly in their effort to "be funny," you're up there slaying it without saying any cuss words. Keep up the great comedy!
You say this on a video entirely about sex lmao
Josh speaking from the heart on this one 😂❤
Also shout out to whoever edited this one. The slowmo shots are cool. 💯
8:01, even if he was known to be walking...that's possessed, that's creepy killer vibes 🤣
I love to see a Louisiana brother winning
Yo ass need to do a show down here but it's all good
Two words: rubber bathmat.
Okay, I spoke too soon. Guess my suction cups were safer!
The person laughing the loudest just had this happen lol
Wow, the quality 👏 the laughs. The Tuesday funnies. The suction cups will not save you 😂 love the opening scene !
Josh sayin' "lay down some pipe" sounds like the least enthused pipe laying ever 🤣
Gravity pipe
He sounded more like a plumber on a job, than guy that’s trying to get some.
I laughed out loud when he said that🤣😂
That Christian line got me!!😂😂😂😂
Looking forward to the day, Josh goes international and comes to UK! 🇬🇧. This had me in tears😂
It's a fun pregame activity!
thats postgame you cant be clean to go get sweaty
Any sex in water is the worst.
@@merc9ninea "good experience" once in a long while but not something you do every chance you get. Hell no. 😂😂😂
@@dukemarionrobertmorrisonyour ph must be all fucked up. Cleaning before and after is hygienic
@@merc9ninenobody said in the water. There's a thing called foreplay
Shower action is crazy 🤣
Showering together is fun though. Especially if you got a huge shower. Do not, I repeat, do not try anything with 2 in a tub because-
Watch the video again 😂
The new cinematography choices are gold!
What are these dramatic closeups lol you tryna make us fall in love 😻
🤣🤣
All showers should have metal railing to accommodate all the scary slipping.
It'd be too much of an added hazard for someone as clumsy as me... I'd probably end up slipping and banging my head on the metal rail 🤣🤣
No they don’t. Except in retirement facilities.
"Still got good knees, good hips..." 😂😂😂💯💯💯😂😂😂
He can speak for himself that shit is fun. The fact I can break my neck after one hip thrust give me that adrenaline rush. Better than crack lol
Finally! someone who enjoys shower sex. I was starting to think I'm the only one😅
God bless that kid "soundin' it out" in his own way 🤣🤣🤣
Watching this straight out of the shower… by myself…
Now, by yourself shower sex is a different story. If ain't nobody in there but me. I can do that😂
Do not watch this at work. I repeat. Do not watch this at work. 😂😂
TRUTH! LAY DOWN PIPE! 🤣😂😭😭👑❤️🔥🔥🍾🥂
Shower sex is the lowest tier of sex you could go through. Between shower sex and car sex. They’re only good if you have A LOT of room. And I don’t have an excursion or walk in shower
Have not tested it myself but the classic mom minivan also works well apparently.
Have kids. The shower has PLENTY of child free space. Just saying 😂
I have mom van. Car sex is fun..😂😂😂
@@TheCasey5401 I do, and I’ll go without or wait till they’re asleep to get the job done lol
Car sex is great; better when single but definitely more for convenience when married with kids!😂
Oh Josh with the production value this week!
My grandma always said, “ God only gives you one body, you better take care of it!” I’m 60 now and wish I had heeded her words lol
Gotta tell you, this was the closest show of yours to me. 2.5 hours away. Yet I STILL debated driving out there. Come to Metro Detroit!
Yes, come to actual SF.
I was so conflicted during this set. I'm like do I laugh or do I feel bad?? 😂
Same here! I see showering together as a RED FLAG. I am not interested! LOL!
I'm so glad someone has said it! Shower sex is the worst
Thanks, look forward to your videos!
I live for these uploads
He is just so charming
Just waiting till see the Bay Area back on rotation.
What's worse than shower sex is "back seat of the SUV sex" 😂 Even when you think you have room! 😂
Conficent in his pauses, and the facial expressions are priceless.
This guy is hilarious! I look forward to all of the updates. Amazing career ahead. 💛
Just had flashbacks. S.I.T.S slaps different, and you're still clean when you're done😉
A new Josh Johnson video! Definitely starting the day amazing 🖤
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣@ everything but the glute story KO 🤣
😂😂😂I get so excited every time I get a Josh Johnson Notification 😂😂👍🏽👍🏽😂😂
I love him so much, he cracks me up every time, I'm so happy he is on the Dauly Show.
His cadence reminds me so much of Donald Glover when he talks.
Me and my girlfriend only take showers together 😊
The good old days
Tee ball is classic. I love it. That and the sound it out!😂
The small muscles exactly 😂😂😂😂
Hilarious!
Loved every line.
Yeah it's only been fun in the walk in showers 🚿 😅
Thank you so much for much needed laughter today!❤
Forget sex, just showering together leaves one person dry and cold
Love his authenticity 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
I am so late to the party but I REALLY needed this tonight. What a work week so far & Joshy is the antidote. Thank you Josh. Come to Nor Cal please. North of SF
Josh's parents and family ought to be proud
the random cinematic shot lol