When your NCOs start getting truly excited, it means one of two things; Either you're about to have a *BAD* day, or he's getting some when he gets home & unfortunately for the enlisted, it's hardly ever the second.
Lol had a DS who popped out one morning, only smoked us for about 5 minutes, then outright said, "Privates, do you know what this is? A mustache? No, it's a flavor saver." licked the damn thing then smoked us for another half hour. Was the easiest he ever took on us, so can confirm your comment is accurate lol
As a Marine Corps trumpeter (5541), Drill Instructor Sgt. Kirkland had me "play" taps on a few occasions in boot camp. Not laughing was the hardest part. Too funny... oorah.
We had a guy piss himself while our senior drill instructor was talking to us about our testing the next day. So while we broke into groups to go over our material, this kid had to go around to each group singing the navy hymn for about an hour. Not laughing was impossible
Nothing to do with military music but as you're a guy in the military I'm sure you'll find this story quite funny, it's not my own but a friend of mine but I still like to share it. Everyone knows that lots of funny shit goes on in the military so I asked my friend, a former veteran, whats the funniest story he had from his time training. It of course involved an instructor but not in the way you might expect. This instructor was apparently even more of a hard ass than was typical of other instructors, big dude with a lazy eye and an angry face. My friend said the guy was like a hall monitor just always looking for reasons to yell at someone and when there was no reason to yell he'd make something up so he could yell. One day my friend was outside doing some form of punishment by a fountain with a group of fellow recruits when this instructor came steaming over. He started shouting at one of the recruits for not working fast enough which is when the recruit yelled back "sir, are you yelling at me or the fountain, sir!" My friend said it was the only time he saw the instructors break character so to speak as they started giggling and looking away. Even the angry instructor had to turn away to chuckle and he actually didn't punish the dude for his remark, just told him to get back to work while he struggled to hold back laughter. Apologies if I get any ranks/army speak wrong. I never served.
There was a bagpiper on Normandy that just went into battle with bagpipes. The story goes that the Germans didn’t shoot ‘em cause they thought he was crazy.
Play some 'Careless Whisper' ON GOD ill fight till the end, "TONIGHT THE MUSIC SEEMS SO LOUD, MAYBE WE CAN LOSE THIS CROWD, BUT MAYBE, ITS BETTER THIS WAY...." OOOORAAA
Bzzz. Wrong answer. Well, mostly. The real reason is young people no longer believe in the United States as a country. They have accepted the lies and hope that we become something else entirely, regardless of how it comes about and no matter what it costs.
Millennials and Gen Z aren’t into that tear em down build em up Bullshit. America stuck in the past. The new generations ain’t having it. They told the government to fight your own battles.
@@ewancarey5847if you can’t handle that then you can’t handle a battlefield. By design it weeds out the weakest links. And before you try to make a defense just realize it’s comparing embarrassment and stress to literal gunfire and comrades dying in front of you. Anyone unable to handle and NCO messing with them will never be able to handle it when we’re faced with a threat
@@rainphantom7024 interesting idea, except uno. This sort of behaviour was entirely banned in all militaries in ww1 and ww2 and would immediately have you court marshalled, especially in the UK. Its only post Vietnam that this sort of stuff has been happening more and more. Nice theory tho bro, but has zero basis in reality. Did people mess about back then? Sure yes. Were people wasting time to this degree. No. This behaviour is the very reason why the US military is full of non professionals and dregs for the most part. Anyone who has self respect and is professional ends up leaving because of this behaviour and often ends up joining PMC's. Why do you think the US military has a huge and critical lack of any engineers atm? Cause they just ain't paid enough to also put up with being treated like shit. So instead what the US military does is hire a bunch of people who would otherwise be on the street with zero options. Willingly getting yelled at by some punk, and being able to handle fire are to very entirely different things lol. Why else do you think the US army fails to win in almost every single 1 to 1 combat test against most other members of Nato? When it's the same men and equipment, they often fail to come out on top against not all but many of the nato countries? Why..... because of dodgy army professionalism leading for any experienced people to leave. Giving you only the worst members remaining.
@@justinjackson7179lmao keep telling yourself that.thats why military is scrambling to get people to enlist more than ever.americans are finally realizing their lives aren't worth giving up for rich old white men.
Former Marine Corps Clarinet Instrumentalist here (5534). My Drill Instructor had me stand up during morning chow and play my banana peel like a clarinet in front of the whole company. My go-to song was the Monster's Inc song 😅 Edit: After that incident, which happened near the beginning of boot camp, I refused to get bananas for the rest of boot camp
Is that some humble brag that you know the name of a prominent jazz musician? Anyone who had high school marching band has heard of him and his legendary fluegelhorn playing. Or just saw him on king of the hill.
Might as well be. Both are struggling to recruit and lowering standards. Both recruit kids too dumb to know better. Both spent a decade sending our sons to die in the sand for arms trafficking and heroin. Both attract psychopathic people who want to kill. I could go on...
Well he's an actor who focuses on looking good, so I'd say he fits the marines better than army. Make sure to pin your lil sleevies so you're ready for them fat girls 😂
Worse, that’s your Staff Sgt. Drill Instructor you’ll get through in a few months, just grit your teeth and deal. Alternatively, You might get stuck with your SSgt for 4+ Years 😂
A interested NCO is a scary NCO. Had to deadass dance every 5 hours at my CQ duty for having the audacity to prove my Sargent that I could actually dance 😂😂😂😂
You can’t lock in you location prior to basic, but if you’re smart you’ll pick your job; because you can chose what you do. I’d have to double check this, because I think the marines are a little different (in a lot of ways twice the time in basic was enough for me to choose differently), but in the Navy it’s “sort of” like special service. You need to be a musician (I’m not actually a hundred percent on that as my recruiter just talked to me about bass and that’s what I played the most back then and when I asked about something else he basically just shifted the conversation to what they “needed” more of… also, idk what it’s like today, but if you couldn’t get an ASVAB of 70 plus, and a job that they needed it was a hard time to enlist. At the time I’d heard the marines were basically always “hiring”, and if you get 90+ on the aforementioned test you can get into any branch and pick jobs that offer great pay. The one marines recruiter I ever spoke with said, “all Marines are Marines first, so if you carry an instrument you also carry your rifle. That’s all the way up the chain to the generals.” After spending time carrying that upright bass on my back 2 miles to and from school 3 days a week stating at like 12 I think.. it was a cheap full sized fiberglass one, but I learned I’d prefer to not carry more extra weight…. To each their own. Look into what you want to do and what you need to do it and practice.
You can watch this movie on Prime Video: amzn.to/3W3KarV
Name: Jarhead
Not avalaible for france ..
Ok thank bot of u 😂
The marines not army lol
Got the name right. Wrong branch...
He did a pretty decent job with his mouth
You never want your NCOs enthusiastic about nothing.
Bro didn’t know
😂😂😂 so fucking true
SNCO but yeah same thing goes for both😂😂
@@ohyoga6905 weird flex, but Roger SSG Lol
Not in the military, but i just know something is not right 😂
When your NCOs start getting truly excited, it means one of two things; Either you're about to have a *BAD* day, or he's getting some when he gets home & unfortunately for the enlisted, it's hardly ever the second.
Hardly ever
@@hando-good thing that my neighbor is keeping an eye on her for me 🫡
Very true
Lol had a DS who popped out one morning, only smoked us for about 5 minutes, then outright said, "Privates, do you know what this is? A mustache? No, it's a flavor saver." licked the damn thing then smoked us for another half hour. Was the easiest he ever took on us, so can confirm your comment is accurate lol
@@Charsi_Escobaryour neighbor definitely watching her 100% 😏
When he acted interested that’s when you know he’s fucking around. Should have just said “No, Staff Sergent”
Lol them mfers have more games than Parker Brothers. SSgt would have been ready for that and caught him up with something else.
"Sergent"
@@definitely_not_HirohitoI bet you’re fun to be around at parties
@@maddoxkislow8947 You think I get invited?
As a Marine Corps trumpeter (5541), Drill Instructor Sgt. Kirkland had me "play" taps on a few occasions in boot camp. Not laughing was the hardest part. Too funny... oorah.
We had a guy piss himself while our senior drill instructor was talking to us about our testing the next day. So while we broke into groups to go over our material, this kid had to go around to each group singing the navy hymn for about an hour. Not laughing was impossible
Wait! What? Navy Hymn? As far as I know the United States Marine Corps is the only service that has its own hymn
Nothing to do with military music but as you're a guy in the military I'm sure you'll find this story quite funny, it's not my own but a friend of mine but I still like to share it.
Everyone knows that lots of funny shit goes on in the military so I asked my friend, a former veteran, whats the funniest story he had from his time training. It of course involved an instructor but not in the way you might expect. This instructor was apparently even more of a hard ass than was typical of other instructors, big dude with a lazy eye and an angry face. My friend said the guy was like a hall monitor just always looking for reasons to yell at someone and when there was no reason to yell he'd make something up so he could yell.
One day my friend was outside doing some form of punishment by a fountain with a group of fellow recruits when this instructor came steaming over. He started shouting at one of the recruits for not working fast enough which is when the recruit yelled back "sir, are you yelling at me or the fountain, sir!"
My friend said it was the only time he saw the instructors break character so to speak as they started giggling and looking away. Even the angry instructor had to turn away to chuckle and he actually didn't punish the dude for his remark, just told him to get back to work while he struggled to hold back laughter.
Apologies if I get any ranks/army speak wrong. I never served.
See i was gonna like your comment, but then you said oorah
It's not oorah......it's just rah....take my dislike.
What would we do without this music playing on every other short, besides being stuck in our heads days later
Yea shit music like usual, I feel like a schizo patient everybody keeps using the same songs all the time it's annoying.
@@dabsterdad499 nothing worse than that stupid "Oh no" song tiktok always uses
@@dabsterdad499 you know
Right
@@dabsterdad499true its always terrible music
Jamie Fox really owned that role as a Staff Sargeant
He damn sure did!
He owns every role he does.
Electro and Mysterio in the multiverse
No way?!?! Those are the same actors?!?!?!
@@spiralbones can’t tell if sarcasm 🤔
W comment
That’s not Jake Gyllenhaal
@@matthewantos4776Yes it is?
The movie is called JARHEAD he’s not in the army
No shit…
@@Scoobydoo22228 lol dumbass he's talking about how the title says "Army"
Couldn't tell by the Marine symbol thxs😊
@justinjackson7179 99% sure he is referring to the description they used for the short.
@@JustDecaf never assume
Trumpets are old school, get me a saxophonist who can do one of those awesome saxophone solos and I’ll fight till I die
I personally think they should bring an entire live band to play music to hype the soldiers up.
@@Qwertyuiopazall we need is high quality ear buds and free bird playing on repeat
There was a bagpiper on Normandy that just went into battle with bagpipes.
The story goes that the Germans didn’t shoot ‘em cause they thought he was crazy.
Play some 'Careless Whisper' ON GOD ill fight till the end, "TONIGHT THE MUSIC SEEMS SO LOUD, MAYBE WE CAN LOSE THIS CROWD, BUT MAYBE, ITS BETTER THIS WAY...." OOOORAAA
@@Random_UserName4269some damn bagpipes will get me going u couldn’t kill me my uncle had bagpipes at his funeral i was ready for war
NBC: Why won't young people volunteer for the military?
The military:
Bzzz. Wrong answer. Well, mostly. The real reason is young people no longer believe in the United States as a country. They have accepted the lies and hope that we become something else entirely, regardless of how it comes about and no matter what it costs.
The military is soft as fuck now bro 😂
“Why are we in a recruiting shortage???”
Millennials and Gen Z aren’t into that tear em down build em up Bullshit. America stuck in the past. The new generations ain’t having it. They told the government to fight your own battles.
Lol that was not even close to a problem when this movie came out
@@Gameprojordan yes but it's this behaviour that's caused one lol. People join, get treated like this, then leave. Shit is so unprofessional.
@@ewancarey5847if you can’t handle that then you can’t handle a battlefield. By design it weeds out the weakest links. And before you try to make a defense just realize it’s comparing embarrassment and stress to literal gunfire and comrades dying in front of you. Anyone unable to handle and NCO messing with them will never be able to handle it when we’re faced with a threat
@@rainphantom7024 interesting idea, except uno. This sort of behaviour was entirely banned in all militaries in ww1 and ww2 and would immediately have you court marshalled, especially in the UK. Its only post Vietnam that this sort of stuff has been happening more and more. Nice theory tho bro, but has zero basis in reality. Did people mess about back then? Sure yes. Were people wasting time to this degree. No.
This behaviour is the very reason why the US military is full of non professionals and dregs for the most part. Anyone who has self respect and is professional ends up leaving because of this behaviour and often ends up joining PMC's. Why do you think the US military has a huge and critical lack of any engineers atm? Cause they just ain't paid enough to also put up with being treated like shit. So instead what the US military does is hire a bunch of people who would otherwise be on the street with zero options.
Willingly getting yelled at by some punk, and being able to handle fire are to very entirely different things lol. Why else do you think the US army fails to win in almost every single 1 to 1 combat test against most other members of Nato?
When it's the same men and equipment, they often fail to come out on top against not all but many of the nato countries? Why..... because of dodgy army professionalism leading for any experienced people to leave. Giving you only the worst members remaining.
If you in the Military and somebody ask you a question You best be thinking Why is he asking me this question?
If you are lower enlisted enough you aren't getting any fucking answer
One time a drill sergeant made me sing “in the end” by linkin park because he was a fan of the song.
Why would you do that to yourself?
Are you a good singer
Believe it or not this is how we show love in the Marine Corps.
i like how they make movies warning people to never join the military
And the leadership wonders why they don't want to reenlist
The weak get wash out
The weak get washed out. And this is nothing compared to the real thing. It is like a comedy
@@justinjackson7179 yeah and nowadays recruitment is at an all time low
@@justinjackson7179 Hey pal dying for oil don't make you cool. No matter what uncle Sam force fed you as a kid.
@@justinjackson7179lmao keep telling yourself that.thats why military is scrambling to get people to enlist more than ever.americans are finally realizing their lives aren't worth giving up for rich old white men.
Former Marine Corps Clarinet Instrumentalist here (5534). My Drill Instructor had me stand up during morning chow and play my banana peel like a clarinet in front of the whole company. My go-to song was the Monster's Inc song 😅
Edit: After that incident, which happened near the beginning of boot camp, I refused to get bananas for the rest of boot camp
I used to play with my banana during firewatch
Staff Sergeant ❌
Steph Sergeant ✅
Clearly some incompetent foreigner made this short.
When your NCO grins at you you know you're in trouble 😂😂😂
"You don't have to be Chuck Mangoni." Most people don't know the reference, but it's good. 😅
If you watched king of the hill Chuck Mangione is a well known recurring character
@@bradescobar2542A man of culture
Is that some humble brag that you know the name of a prominent jazz musician? Anyone who had high school marching band has heard of him and his legendary fluegelhorn playing. Or just saw him on king of the hill.
@@painful-Jay I'm here from king of the hill lol
@@bradescobar2542livin in the wal*mart
Good times. 2004/2005 is like a dream now.
yeahh, simpler times
The moment his eyes sparkled with enthusiasm at the thought of playing thr bugle, those who know knew it was already over for him.
“Thank you Steph sergeant!”😂
Jamie Foxx is simply one of the best and most underrated actors
Its not the U.S Army you goofball its the USMC
Hence the name "Jarhead"
It’s also not “Steph Sergeant” this was AI made. There’s no goofball to correct
@@captainrex5137he's talking about the description in the video
Right, he's not ready for the army so he's in the marines instead. It's for dumbasses.
Yes, Im still here staff sergeant😢
He sounded great I don’t think he should have stopped him
Technically there is a musuc option in the Marine Corps. It's extremely hard to get into.
Yea I was gonna say it still is a thing in I think every branch to have music
"Kenny g or sum shit"
The wrong answer, the worst thing he can possibly say, the thing that will fuck up his day: “ sir, Kenny G plays the saxophone”
I've said it once and I'll say it again this is one of my favorite Jamie Foxx roles he's done. 😂🔥
Bro Jamie Foxx was the definition of a NCO in the military holy shit I have had so many act and fuck with us so much like this 😅😂
He wasn't going to the army. He was going into the marines
Right, because he's not ready for the army. He's still chewing on crayons.
@@abebuckingham8198 Yeah the marines are a joke.
Yeah... USMC. Not the same thing...
Might as well be. Both are struggling to recruit and lowering standards. Both recruit kids too dumb to know better. Both spent a decade sending our sons to die in the sand for arms trafficking and heroin. Both attract psychopathic people who want to kill. I could go on...
Mysterio and Electro💀
This is probably the best part and a part ALOT of people who had a instructor related too lol
“He’s definitely not ready for the Army.”
Swaffors is literally in the Marine Corps
The caption killed me😂 they're in marine boot camp.
"Not ready for the US Army"
my brother in christ, he's in the marines
You better change the description from US Army to USMC. They will find you
Nobody is doing shit.
Brother Army and Marines are different. He’s not ready for the “Marines”.
Army stands for “Ain’t Ready for Marines Yet”
Oohrah
Nah dawg it's "Airforce rejected me yesterday"
@@topwaterjay cringrah
Well he's an actor who focuses on looking good, so I'd say he fits the marines better than army.
Make sure to pin your lil sleevies so you're ready for them fat girls 😂
Eat crayons battle buddy
“He is definitely not ready for the Army”.
No shit. He is in MARINE BOOTCAMP!!!
Jamie fox best performance
"Play it with your mouth" was improvised
To be fair, he’s damn near the Kenny G of mimicking a bugle with his mouth 😂
staff sergeant ❌
steff sergeant ✅
I find it funny how people in the army demand respect from everyone but they don’t even respect each other
Prepare for the worst. Aint no respect when in war.
Jamie Foxx should never go bald again lmao
"Would you shut the fuck up" bro had me flying 🤣🤣🤣
So what ever a drill Sargent is going to tell you is bull shit.
Worse, that’s your Staff Sgt. Drill Instructor you’ll get through in a few months, just grit your teeth and deal. Alternatively, You might get stuck with your SSgt for 4+ Years 😂
The movie is about the Marines
Jamie fox has never done a bad film in my eyes and hes even in my top 10 favorite films more than once
Amazing Spiderman 2, but to be fair that aint his fault
God almighty, seeing the knuckledraggers desperate to point out that hes in Marine Boot 😂
And it's comedy to see the crayon eaters use the Internet correctly
Some people should never be given power
"Your gonna play with your mouth"
What is "Lines you don't want to hear in prison". Alex. 🤣
That's the Marines... he's definitely ready for the Army
Jamie Foxx killed this role
A interested NCO is a scary NCO. Had to deadass dance every 5 hours at my CQ duty for having the audacity to prove my Sargent that I could actually dance 😂😂😂😂
I wouldn't trust him again, that's for sure.
He joins the Marines in the movie, not the Army.
Staff Sergeant would’ve gotten real pissed when I ask how it supposed sound cause I didn’t know the name of it 😂
"Kelly G, Sir, yes sir!"
Electro & Mysterio using code words to communicate about recreating the Sinister 6:
He did well without the instrument 😂
Caption says he’s not ready for the Army… it’s the Marines
Its actually funny only because the role is played by Jamie Foxx, seeing him perform always draws a smile on my face
You are so RIGHT! He’s definitely not ready for the US ARMY… you know, because he’s already a Marine
Kennyyyy G his Christmas album was tight
My favorite part of the whole movie 😂😂😂 had me rolling the first time i saw it
Jake Gyllenhaal's acting is honestly 2nd to none imo
"He's not ready for the army 😮"
Shows a movie where the actor famously portrays a sniper's enlistment in the Marine Corps.
Meanwhile, the Air Force is over here with 3N1X1, 3N2X1, and 3N3X1 (Regional Band, Premier Band, and Premier Band-AF Academy)
" *STEPH SERGEANT* "💀💀
You can’t lock in you location prior to basic, but if you’re smart you’ll pick your job; because you can chose what you do. I’d have to double check this, because I think the marines are a little different (in a lot of ways twice the time in basic was enough for me to choose differently), but in the Navy it’s “sort of” like special service. You need to be a musician (I’m not actually a hundred percent on that as my recruiter just talked to me about bass and that’s what I played the most back then and when I asked about something else he basically just shifted the conversation to what they “needed” more of… also, idk what it’s like today, but if you couldn’t get an ASVAB of 70 plus, and a job that they needed it was a hard time to enlist. At the time I’d heard the marines were basically always “hiring”, and if you get 90+ on the aforementioned test you can get into any branch and pick jobs that offer great pay.
The one marines recruiter I ever spoke with said, “all Marines are Marines first, so if you carry an instrument you also carry your rifle. That’s all the way up the chain to the generals.” After spending time carrying that upright bass on my back 2 miles to and from school 3 days a week stating at like 12 I think.. it was a cheap full sized fiberglass one, but I learned I’d prefer to not carry more extra weight…. To each their own.
Look into what you want to do and what you need to do it and practice.
The marines absolutely have a bugle program. Its called "The Commandments Own".
I swear I could never serve I'd go rogue immediately
“Not ready for the army” movies name is Jarhead
Both Spiderman villains talking 😂
Movie is called "Jarhead" they're Marines
Bro really started playing with his mouth 😂😂😂
The only music allowed in the American army is fortunes son 😂
The man is clearly not ready for the US army since he’s clearly in the Marine Corps😂
Jarheads is such an amazing movie
legit the best military movie by a country mile
Not even close
It's a good thing he's not going into the army He's going into the Marine corps
The video is titled He's not ready for the US Army and they show Marines.
He's not in the Army... he's in the MARINES
Thank you, Steph Sergeant for playing reverend like Chuck Man Johnny.
U.S. marines . Movies called Jarhead❤
2 very great actors right there
“He’s definitely not ready for the US Army” I can’t tell how how many times they call themselves marines in this movie lmao
Staff sergeant ❌️
Step-sergeant ✅️
Well considering the name of this movie is called Jarhead, yeah I’d say he isn’t ready for the army.
"step sergeant" 😂
Jarhead is great, not the best war movie, but it’s most accurate to the military experience imo.
Not ready? He is just on point.
Just imagine you and your fruend join army and the sergant makes him play on a trumpet with his mouth
U.S. Marine Corps. He’s not ready for the U.S. Marine Corps
Remember,
Its not bullying if you cant stand up for yourself
According to the military anyway
Take that school policies