ASMR | Office Gossip / Lunch Room Chat w/Eating & Drinking
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- čas přidán 22. 02. 2020
- I hope you're ready for a little company while you try to work on the charity ball that you're organizing. Don't worry. She won't bother you a bit!
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Imagine it- on April Fool’s Day, Mary uploads one of these “Lunch at the office” videos except the lady really just sits down, says “Sorry, I won’t bother you.” opens her bar, eats it, and leaves
"I just need a minute." Video is 50 minutes long 😂
Laughed so hard at "you know what I started doing in the last week... Well yesterday... Last night" 😂
I feel like this character is a real person in everyone's office.
True story
"It will be only a minute." Yeah, right... You wish🤣 LOL
My boss is just like her. Bless her soul lol
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"Yeah I'm going clean, I was just telling her about it."
(Me, a 20 year old male watching this on my meal break): Mmhmm it's true girl she was just telling me
This made my day 😂
“I thought they were gross.. but I didn’t get to vote because I was small” I CANT BREATHE 😂 1:57
“If that’s what I need to be smart I’m just gonna go on bein’ stupid” 🤣 I freakin love you
Come for the asmr, stay for the tea ☕️😄.
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40 minutes left in the video: “I gotta hurry up and get back to work!” 😂😂 I love all your videos, Mary, but these office gossip lunch lady videos are my absolute favorite. 💖💖💖
you know she’s talented when she don’t even need a script 😂
Definitely she has her place in hollywood
This vid is absolutely sending me. The "your office" sign, the wig, "I wanna devote my life to the thing I started doing last night", the little giggle after "I will miss my alcohol" it just doesn't stop
The 2005 chunky highlight bob is very fitting for this character
"I don't have the coronavirus or anything! Give it!" Mary is hands downt he funniest ASMRtist around.
“Do you ever just feel like you hate MONDEEES”
'It taste like sadness' 😂 'an acquired taste...like my first marriage' 🤣🤣
“imma miss my alcohol”
*nervously laughs*
I'M DYING THIS IS SO ACCURATE
Mary: Uploads a video at 3 in the afternoon.
Me, on my first day off in two weeks: Welp, guess it's time to go to bed!
These and your theoretical neighborhood gossip are my absolute favorite videos!!!! You are so great at what you do!
"Cathys are always trouble at a thing like this" *Cathy Lee has entered the chat*
Jared Grumney you win the comment section
*That wig is fierce, but not as fierce as you Mrs Mary!*
"I won't say a thing. I won't be more than a minute. I just gotta pick a bar, eat a bar, and get back to work."
*eyes that 50 minute duration*
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I loved everything about this!! Every sentence is a pearl 😂😂 and the soft speaking is amazing!! Good job, Mary!!
"If this is what I need to be smart I'm just gonna go n be stupid." Literally me reading my coursework.
After each excuse, I was rolling by your delivery at 24:45
"It's just a little piece. It's fine." hahahaha!
The reintroduction of that Pepsi can throughout the video kills me every time!!!
Brought to you by Pepsi Max TM.
OH NO. I ACTUALLY AM A BALLROOM DANCER. When it was brought up I like paused and was brought to the fourth dimension haha I love these videos.
The signs in the back will never get old 😂
the highlightsssss......this is so accurate for this type of person. amazing acting as always, mary!
the chunky highlights are KILLING me
Ladies and Gentlemen we've all encountered this person
This is why I eat at my desk 😂 love your office videos!
“your office”
Yes, this is my office.
Certainly my office.
Mhm, yea.
I love your devotion to your videos. I have an asmr playlist for sleep and im not ashamed to say 89% of it is your roleplay videos! Thank you for everything you do🤍🤍
22:02 gave me flashbacks to my high school physics class.The teacher was vegan and loved to say that exact thing as she drank a Diet Pepsi with her vegan breakfast. This would happen AT LEAST once a week
thank you for this and for everything mary. tonight i had my first live performance as a musician, and your whisper videos helped me explore sounds differently when working on my project initially, influencing my take on ambient music. i am now in my bed after a fantastic night, unwinding back into my introvert and shy self after being in front of so many people. thank you.
Ok this video didn’t give me a ton of tingles BUT I love this character- when I worked in an office I had a coworker like this! Love your creativity girl
I'm howling. You are so talented and hilarious, Mary. ❤️😂
I love roleplays!
This chARACTEr, my LORD! I'm having to remind myself it's just Mary but Oh my LORD she is driving mE uP thE wALL!
"I thought they were gross but I didn't get a vote because I was small" hersiojhjsd I laughed so hard
You are SO awesome😆 Thank you for all of the videos and the work you put into these role plays. This reminds me of sitting around my grandparents’ table listening to my aunts talk, or of being a kid and waiting for my parents to finish talking to folks after church while I starved😂🥰
"If this what it takes to be smart, I think I'll stay stupid."
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I love how you turned back into “Honest review” Mary when you took the first bite of the IQ Bar 😂😂😂
I had an English teacher in high school that would spend all of class going on tangents exactly like these lol
I dropped everything and came to watch as soon as I saw the notification! Love the gossip role-plays. Thank you, Mary!
Worked with a lady just like this. I had to pray every day that I didnt choke her out🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🙄🙄
I can totally relate
Was the bar really that gross or was it all an act, i actually cant tell 😂 you keep eating it but gagging at the same time
This is hands down my favourite asmr of all time
So great, could listen to this all day.
Ron Jeremy 😂😂 You're so secretly naughty I love it!! Cool-mom-with-a-wild-past vibes ahaha
I don't get it
Mary: i cant have thatttt
Me: no you cant because its mine mary. This is my food.
The aim of watching this was to relax and possibly sleep but NOW? I'm invested 😂😂😂❤️
Don't think I've ever been so early to a video! Hope you had a great weekend Mary x
Thanks! It's been really nice. I hope you've had a good one! :)
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I’m rolling!! Absolutely loved it!!! Thanks, Mary!! Happy Sunday!
💖 Love your videos. ✨ You're relaxing and entertaining.
My first time watching one of your role-play videos, and OMG, what have I been missing all this time?!?!?! Loved “copiergate”-all too real. Thanks, Mary! 🌷
“It’s been a rough step” omg I laughed so so hard. I’ve had covid all week and felt like crap. This video was so needed!
I believe I’m going to be violently ill
Ur the funniest ASMRtist !! 🥰
I enjoy your creativity immensely!
"I hate to bother you" 😂😂😂😂
I live for the way she says "SMOL" it makes my ears happy
when she started drinking my pepsi...I kinda knew the rest of my lunch was going to be eaten
I love the gossip videos the most haha
Omg this video has me cracking up! Love it!
these characters are so colorful :D I love your videos
We need a part 2 to this saga lol
The way you said "Mondeees" I love this so much hahaha You're the best Mary!
im supposed to be relaxing, but im laughing!!! ahaha great video! big thumbs up!
Haha! Started eating clean the night before...life changing for sure!
Wow, I love this character! My head is tingling 🥰🥰🥰🥰
I watch this video every night and laugh more every time “Well I’m eating clean”
I laughed my ass off! You are brilliant! Love the details down to the "koala stoned off its ass on Evette's expresso coffee mug"! 😂 💀
you are HYSTERICAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i couldnt drink my water listening to this!!!!!!!!! i kept choking from laughing hahahaha LOLOL hahahahahahaha !!!!!!!!! you are a riot !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your accent makes me feel homesick and i havent even gone anywhere yet
"If this is what I need to be smart, I think I'm just gonna go on bein' stupid." Absolutely hilarious! X3 6:26
"It tastes like sadness" wow did I feel that
Trying not to infer or assume real life experience of eating poisonous nachos after you mentioned in yesterday’s video heading to the movies. Hope that was only a story! 😂
Edited to add Ron Jeremy 😂
Edited AGAIN to add--I was so hoping this would be EXPRESSO woman, and you added it in! Yes, I do watch your channel instead of TV.
Oh my god I want that jacket!!
Thanks Mary you are awesome!!
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No free time 🤣🤣🤣 How long was she rambling?🤔
4:33 "You carry on with whatever you're doing over there. I'm not gonna bother you anymore." Proceeds to bother me even more...😂😂
Tastes like spackle......😂😂😂Mary, you’re awesome!
And insulation 😂
Please please make another video with this character! I loved this video!!!😊👍👌
Love you're role plays missed the video taking care of my sick son me also youre the best 🌼🌹💕😒
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Cathy Lee hope he gets better!!
@@UncleMarco Thank you my friend 🌼🌹💙🙏
Sending you and your son love
@@chas6045 Thank you my friend very much appreciated 🌼🌹💙😉
The "small sip" of Pepsi was HILARIOUS hahahahaha
I am loving this! Well done! =)
6:26 Me walking into school every day 😂 Btw I'm 17 and watch your videos almost every night!! Love ya Mary!!
You have a deep knowledge of human nature. You are kind of a stand up sociologist, even though you are sitting. Hilarious. You need your own TV show, honey.
Great video!
Cracking me up . You're brilliant
That wig is EVERYTHING!! Mary you are fantastic 🤗
I love the wig. It's perfect for the character.
Keep up the amazing videos mary
I won't bother you I won't say a word.
50 minutes later....
Omgoodness... lol “it taste like spackle with installation” 😂 😂 😂
She could be an actress
Watching this and the chugging of the coke that doesn't belong to her is killing me 😂
LoL this is gold!
The symmetrical highlights 😂🤣
I love how she goes on describing how the IQ bar tastes by listing things no one should be eating 😂
This feels too real lol!!