ASMR | Shady Pest Control (Whisper & Soft Spoken)
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- čas přidán 7. 11. 2020
- Welcome to We Kill Things! Because we totally do! We're the only full-service pest control company in town. Let's deal with your "pest problem". :)
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"we kills things" 😂 suspicionally vague...
*I lost someone close to me this weekend and it’s been hard, I can’t think of anyone else who can relax me at this moment. Thanks for your videos Mary. They help so many of us*
My condolences, I hope you can find peace in your heart soon.
Rach Asmr sorry to hear that. I pray that God gives your comfort and peace in your time of need. I love you videos.
Condolences xx
@@kimrobinson6280 thanks kim
@@ixacross3230 thank you 🙏
The whisper gets me all relaxed and tingly. Then the dialogue makes me burst out laughing
"This may or may not be Amber" omg 😂😂😂😂
I get so excited when I see a “shady business” video they’re some of my favourites ☺️
Carls crazy girlfriend who's secretly obsessed with him and he is terrified of her 🤣
Omg, I was just going to comment that Carl NEEDS to have a connection with this very special lady! 🤣
mary plzzz make this video !!
I think she is related to Carl. Lol maybe she is Carl cousin. Lol
Professor Trelawney, is that you?
Time stamps for whispered parts
0:10 0:26 3:33 4:47 7:00 10:16 11:55 13:58 14:34 15:24 17:33 19:39 21:17 22:40 27:39 30:35 31:37 34:09 36:29 38:46 42:20
Thank you 💗🙌🏼
The real mvp
I love you
I got so many tingles!!!!!
Tingly heaven!!
"Oh so you have roaches? Is that a code word for someone?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This makes me think of Carole Baskin offering her "services" to someone who came to visit the Big Cat Sanctuary! Lol!
All your "shady business" vids are absolutely delightful, not to mention extremely relaxing. I am eternally grateful to see your uploads but seeing one of these? Day made.
when she said $25,000 we should’ve known it wasn’t about roaches anymore 😂
Just got through cleaning and I’m ready to relax. This is right on time!! I love the shady series!
Cleaning what? The bloodstains?
@@goodzillo it’s possible. 😬
The shady series is my favorite, too!!!
"The Bronze level is for really cheap people." LOL
Can I just say how much I love these videos where you switch from soft speaking to whispering 😍😍😍
omg yes!!! i always go back to the shady car wash because i love the type of whispering (if that even makes sense) that happens in these. so excited to watch
Before I even started watching I screamed in hilarity over the sign “ We kill things”! 🤣🤣🤣
This is Carl's girlfriend 😂😂😂
I was thinking the same thing!
Yes!!!!!
With her help maybe he can finally be rid of mother...
Definitely!!
@@blueestarr16 The problem is that Mother is a tough nut and would likely survive every attempt!
I absolutely love how you switch up from soft spoken to whispering in this video! I like both types of asmr equally so this was the best of both worlds! Please do more like this 😁
Love you Mary, your videos are my therapy ♥
YESSSS! I love these whisper and soft spoken role plays! Thank you so much! I will be putting time stamps for whispered bits soon.
“It’s not like anyone can just walk into a thrift store and buy these things” lol 😂❤️
Oh my goshhh i love your shady characters. yesssss
“WE KILL THINGS” 😂😂😂 really blunt title but definitely cracked me up. Does it include annoying people in your life too 😂
Great video too❤️❤️❤️
You should do a We Kill Things part 2 because I’m dying to know what happens next
Mary you are something else. I love this character. You had me lol. I really needed this after the week I've had. Thank you for that. I can't wait to see what else you have in store for us. 😄❤❤❤
Glad you enjoyed it!
Am I speaking to a hitman?
You may or may not be.
Your whisper is amazing in this!
YES! Thank you. These are some of my favorite videos of yours.
Oh my gosh I love the shady characters I’m so excited for this video I must have watched the shady car wash video 100 times
Why did I find this roleplay so oddly satisfying? It is about homicide basically but by mind is like *relaxed*
Omg you are so talented. So many characters and you make it relaxing
😂😂😂😂 I’m dead!! 😝
Mary you are so dang talented!
Perfect mix of soft spoken and whisper! I watch/listen to your videos while I'm packing lunches and this one is a new favorite. Thank you for putting out so many awesome videos. I really look forward to them!
This is hilariously funny. We kill things. I love it. Meet me at the nearest Coffee Shop and we will talk. Lol. Where were you at in 2003. I had a huge bug problem. 😜😜🤪🤪😁😁🤣🤣❣❣
The switching back and forth between soft spoken and whispering gave me some massive tingles!
Love it, so relaxingly hilarious :) perfect combo that I didn’t know existed before Mary!
“It’s not like someone can walk in to a thrift store and buy these things (what she’s wearing)” HILARIOUS!
"Two whacks for the price of one? What a deal!
I can't believe I missed this when you uploaded it!! The videos that mix whispering with soft speaking are my favourite of yours!!
I know someone who needs the gold package . Lol
This is the best role play you’ve done! I absolutely love this Mary! Thank you for helping me with my insomnia
Had no idea how funny you are, I usually just watch your library videos
She looks like the Divination professor, Professor Trelawney, from Harry Potter! 😂
Can we get a shady laundromat?? 🤩❤️ I love the alternating soft spoken and whisper. I can’t stop coming back to these vids 🥰
Mary, you’re awesome! So creative, so talented, sooooo funny, and best of all so relaxing! 😂💕
Yes! Love the Shady series and characters. Thank you so much Mary🥰. From one North Carolinian to another, bless your heart (Not in the mean way😂)
Yaaaay! Another Shady roleplay! I don't know why but, for me, these are the best!
This is WAY better than any Lifetime Original Movie. Lmao 🤣
You should go into acting in comedy or write comedic novels. This is a brilliant skit, very believable, relaxing, and true entertainment. A++
Please make this a series or make more videos with We Kill Things, this is too good 😭
You are such a good actor. I find myself laughing out loud to your ASMR 😂
Every role play video of yours is a blessing for me!! Thank you thank you thank you!!!
Yesssss I love the shady roleplays!
This woman whispers is so perfect gives me tingles.
So creative! Love it 😍👍 keep up the great work Mary!
Imagine trying to get rid of some bugs and you accidentally pay to have your husband killed 😂
Is no one else concerned about how little the bronze level includes? What DOES it include? 😂
I'm guessing they murder the husband. The wife just has to do everything else
I think I’ve watched this 5 times. It’s so hilarious and so relaxing... I can’t stop thinking about it 😂 thank you and kudos
the part when mary said "welcome to we kill things" and then shows her smile is my aesthetic. u rock gurl!! 💕💕🔥🔥
I need these right now! Thank you!
You have such an imaginative mind. So talented.
This video is gold!! 💛 You write amazing skits!
Thank you, but I don't write these. I grab a few props from the thrift store and make up pretty much everything I say as I go along. I'm glad you like it, though! :)
Instantly relaxing! I love these shady videos so much!!! Also called out about the wrinkly clothes lol
These videos are my favorite!!!
I cannot even say how much I love this. Hilarious and perfect ASMR,
Sooo funny!! Could've used this service a few years back! You are awesome! 😎🐀🦇🕷🦂🧔😅
I’m obsessed with this 😂😂😂😂
Love the louder but close up whisper. Love things with really clever dialogue like Carl. Enjoyed it thank you. A little bit disturbed at how good your imagination was on this topic 😂
perfect combination of relaxation and PFN (potential future nonsense). this is def top 5 for me.
Funny and relaxing! Awesome video ❤
I’ve watched this video like 200 times and I JUST realized Mary crosses her fingers when she’s lying about there being cameras on the desk 🤣🤣
Your acting skills are awesome!
this is ruddy awesome
YESSS love the shady asmrs
for some reasons this reminds me of when I was in first grade and I had to fill out a get-to-know-me paper and for my favorite tv show I wrote Billy the Exterminator.... It was an interesting show though 🤷🏻♀️
Are we the same person?? 😅 I used to watch that show with my Grandma all the time. I brought it up wayy too many times in front of my friends...
If I could have one wish it would be for the pov or the person asking for services to go along with the craziness that always happens in these videos!!! I know I would!!!
I love all your characters ❤️❤️
Omg this character is the female version of Bubble from trailer park boys
*Bubbles
This is GOLD
I’ve never watched one of the character videos. What have I even been doing? 😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
This is my favorite!!
😂😂 you have the best ideas and scripts xx
Thank you, but there's no script...I just make it up as I go along. But I appreciate it! :)
😂Thanks Mary! These role plays are funny😅.
Oh man, this business isn’t just exterminating bugs 😂 that’s for sure
Can’t wait for part 2 😏
Lmfaoo the beginning it great
Hahah " we kill things" Mary I swear you getting better with every video!
I thought this was an exterminator's place. Go in to get help killing bugs, left with help killing my nonexistant pest of a husband/boyfriend. ... I guess that's the same thing??? 😕
Haha, I love this. She is my favorite character outta the bunch. Thank you for catering to my slightly dark humor! 😋
Mary you are by far my favorite ASMRtist. I especially LOVe your Goodwill jewelry series. Can you tell me what you use to hold your phone (I assume you are filming with your phone) at the most perfect angle while showing the jewelry. The whole set up is fantastic, I watch every night, created a playlist of just those videos since they are so relaxing and interesting xoxo - Lori
I just hold it in my right hand.
@@SouthernASMRSounds No I'm referring to when you are doing the Goodwill bags and showing the jewelry. You are using both hands with the black background
This is so good 😂
i’m starting to think she’s not talking about cockroaches 🤔🤔
Where in the hell do you come up with this stuff? It’s incredible!
I love this character
I love this
My name is Amber, I love this character and the fact that we share a name💜🤣
This is literally the female version of Carl the creep😂😂🤣🤣
P0ppp0
"Hello this is We Kill Things" lol. I'm wheezing your too funny. I luv youuu
“I specialize in girlfriend roaches” LMAOOOOOO
I love your videos, you are amazing!!!
Oh boy,this is hilarious!!🤣
My goodness dear, I can't believe you received death threats from the misguided internet that see's anyway to ruin someones life by the word of another, seeming like what one person says immediately becomes true. How absolutely dreadful and revolting of an experience to go through and great video along with all the hard worked out videos you create and post out on thr weekly!