How Star Wars Should Have Ended (Special Edition)

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  • How Star Wars Should Have Ended (Special Edition). Years ago the classic Star Wars HISHE caught the eye of the internet and was the episode that launched our channel into life. It holds a very special place in our hearts. But as the years passed we started seeing requests for a "special edition" since the original didn't quite match the style of our later HISHE episodes. And since it's Star Wars season, we thought now would be a fun time to give the old episode the George Lucas updates she deserves. Enjoy!
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  • @octavianschaefer7294
    @octavianschaefer7294 Před 6 lety +4223

    “Princess Leia INSISTED on delivering the plans herself,” my god the shade 😂

    • @thanos5149
      @thanos5149 Před 6 lety +186

      "Thats good....becuase YOU DESERVE *IT* "

    • @gibbs615
      @gibbs615 Před 6 lety +99

      Nathan Schaefer What was she thinking though when she KNEW they were being tracked?!😕

    • @reasonii9190
      @reasonii9190 Před 5 lety +54

      Nathan Schaefer that’s good.... Because she deserved it. Haha. Too funny

    • @KS-wy6ky
      @KS-wy6ky Před 4 lety +23

      Wasn't she secretly a sith?

    • @CommacazyFreak
      @CommacazyFreak Před 4 lety +46

      @@KS-wy6ky Trained by the Dark Lord Jar Jar Binks himself

  • @Cadaverous0711
    @Cadaverous0711 Před 3 lety +1919

    Obi-Wan: "Oh my, someone has not aged well."
    Also Obi-Wan: Went from like 30 to 60 in less than 20 years.

    • @RocketHarry865
      @RocketHarry865 Před 3 lety +172

      Tatoonie is a very harsh planet

    • @oraleestabien
      @oraleestabien Před 3 lety +23

      they were 40 years of the empire, wasnt it?

    • @Cadaverous0711
      @Cadaverous0711 Před 3 lety +104

      @@oraleestabien What? Episode III only takes place 19 years before Episode IV.

    • @oraleestabien
      @oraleestabien Před 3 lety +29

      @@Cadaverous0711 they aged bad

    • @adityaandley8111
      @adityaandley8111 Před 3 lety +54

      The planet has two suns, habitants age faster :/

  • @GuyInBlackClothes
    @GuyInBlackClothes Před 6 lety +3464

    Lol "R2? R2 is that you?" *R2 runs away* "R2 Noooo."

    • @blessing67
      @blessing67 Před 6 lety +121

      Binary Records I wonder y he didn't recognize CPO the robot he built

    • @R-D-cd3pz
      @R-D-cd3pz Před 5 lety +66

      @@blessing67 Cause I'm the one who dashed out and shot at the stormtroopers

    • @Tainted_Human
      @Tainted_Human Před 4 lety +48

      @@blessing67 in a book he did. It shows Vader lay his mask against C3PO's dismantled head. My guess is he somehow knew they'd get free and C3PO would live. Something along those lines

    • @csab8642
      @csab8642 Před 4 lety +69

      I love how he doesn't even seem mad at R2 for killing the troopers anymore, he's just surprised to see him

    • @pascalburk1480
      @pascalburk1480 Před 4 lety +5

      @@blessing67 he didn't build c3po

  • @Ladykyra101
    @Ladykyra101 Před 6 lety +952

    "Jensen, may I speak to you in my office." 😂

  • @TweelingGaming
    @TweelingGaming Před 7 lety +1396

    I'm a simple person. I see star wars, I click.

    • @timhulsizer
      @timhulsizer Před 7 lety +7

      Don't sell yourself short. You have hidden depths.

    • @christianlamberti6059
      @christianlamberti6059 Před 7 lety +2

      What r u doing go follow buzywithbooks same

    • @joethahobo
      @joethahobo Před 7 lety +10

      in that case, you should follow Star Wars Theory, Star Wars explained, and Stupendous wave.

    • @peterparker4849
      @peterparker4849 Před 7 lety +4

      Nice. I am the same way.

    • @johnthomas6302
      @johnthomas6302 Před 7 lety +7

      I'm a simple person. I see more HISHE, I click.

  • @ericremotesteam
    @ericremotesteam Před 7 lety +3626

    2:27 I love how even with their shots bouncing off all the walls, the Storm Troopers _still_ can't hit anything.

    • @19TheFallen
      @19TheFallen Před 6 lety +180

      "the Storm Troopers _still_ can't hit anything." .....Well, one did hit his head on a door in A New Hope, so that has to count for something!

    • @laplongejunior
      @laplongejunior Před 6 lety +36

      How nice of you, giving these poor Stormtroopers some salt to make their meals more enjoyable! xD

    • @dratronz
      @dratronz Před 6 lety +12

      Then again, stormtroopers do miss most of the time, but not always.

    • @dratronz
      @dratronz Před 6 lety +5

      19TheFallen That was funny.

    • @Lovely_Vo
      @Lovely_Vo Před 6 lety +2

      Stormtrooper shots ( almost hits a person but two inches away it goes around) 😂😂😂😂

  • @captainmilkman
    @captainmilkman Před 4 lety +1148

    “Thank you, Princess Leia.”
    “I’m picking up on the sass.”
    “ *That’s good, because you deserve it.* “

    • @hobomike6935
      @hobomike6935 Před 3 lety +47

      Did he REALLY make a slide during his presentation that said “it’s all princess leia’s fault?” XD

  • @xenolyn2962
    @xenolyn2962 Před 5 lety +683

    Darth Vader:when i left you i was the learner now i am the master
    Obi Wan: Master at getting caught

    • @xenolyn2962
      @xenolyn2962 Před 5 lety +19

      Watch the clone wars

    • @SNGamiiing
      @SNGamiiing Před 4 lety +2

      Ayyyyyy

    • @jonastrach8851
      @jonastrach8851 Před 4 lety +9

      Very funny

    • @aaronorr5586
      @aaronorr5586 Před 4 lety +20

      Obi Wan: "Sand Attack!"
      Darth Vader: "Aaaaaahhh, Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

    • @aster-naut
      @aster-naut Před 4 lety +16

      I like your new legs, they make you look taller

  • @kampski844
    @kampski844 Před 7 lety +712

    Darth Vader's new suit must have cost him an arm and a leg

  • @saman9291
    @saman9291 Před 7 lety +3063

    "Where did you get new legs? I seem to remember chopping those off." I DIED!!!!!!

  • @isyourboypsim
    @isyourboypsim Před 4 lety +334

    Luke: How did my father died
    Obi-Wan: He wasn't good at playing "the floor is lava"

  • @Xenovation3334
    @Xenovation3334 Před 4 lety +261

    Vader: Now I'm the master.
    Obi-Wan: *_I like your new legs. They make you look taller_*

    • @user-jc9ft1mu4s
      @user-jc9ft1mu4s Před 3 lety +5

      Only a matter at getting caught

    • @hobomike6935
      @hobomike6935 Před 3 lety +9

      Vader: I’m taller than you, “oldie” wan kenobi. At last... *i have the high ground.*

    • @sasir2013
      @sasir2013 Před 3 lety +7

      nice clone wars reference

    • @AY-qy4jn
      @AY-qy4jn Před 2 lety

      I dont get the joke?

    • @sasir2013
      @sasir2013 Před 2 lety +4

      @@AY-qy4jn It's a sentence kenobi said to maul in clone wars after maul got robotic legs

  • @kingofwakanda6899
    @kingofwakanda6899 Před 7 lety +7331

    The only ending I want is the ending where Chewie gets his damn medal.

    • @NathanRojas
      @NathanRojas Před 7 lety +211

      Don't know if you really care about I'm going to say but in a Canon novel Chewy did get a medal, but he felt it was clunky and didn't feel right so he removed it.

    • @DAMIENDMILLS
      @DAMIENDMILLS Před 7 lety +134

      #WookieLivesMatter

    • @Warhero1171
      @Warhero1171 Před 7 lety +43

      King of Wakanda And the other 2 surviving pilots.

    • @Nauro50
      @Nauro50 Před 7 lety +15

      Read Chewbacca comics by Duggan Noto

    • @gottesurteil3201
      @gottesurteil3201 Před 7 lety +9

      What happened Chewbacca? WE WUZ KINGZ! I mean... RRRRAAAGGHHHHH!

  • @justlmao2273
    @justlmao2273 Před 7 lety +528

    R.I.P: Carrie Fisher (1956-2016)
    May the force be with her

    • @zacharyzeller5151
      @zacharyzeller5151 Před 7 lety +19

      we will never forget the princess

    • @Wade_Fucking_Wilson
      @Wade_Fucking_Wilson Před 7 lety +3

      Just LMAO Yuuuuup

    • @Hanna-qr6mn
      @Hanna-qr6mn Před 6 lety +4

      RIP

    • @Charles-7
      @Charles-7 Před 6 lety +4

      Just LMAO if only she can return back as a force ghost.

    • @sharpetutor227
      @sharpetutor227 Před 6 lety +4

      just when you believed 2016 was finally coming to an end, it just comes back around to screw you one last time out of spite. R.I.P: Carrie Fisher

  • @user-xi2zm5gd4g
    @user-xi2zm5gd4g Před 3 lety +95

    Obiwan:*facepalm* “ugh Skywalkers”
    That just applies to everything that happens in Star Wars

  • @seanrogers9129
    @seanrogers9129 Před 4 lety +447

    I wish the moment where Darth Vader recognizes R2 happened in the movie.

    • @earlwyss520
      @earlwyss520 Před 3 lety +33

      How true. I've wondered why he never sensed that Liea was his daughter, especially when in the same room as her.

    • @madhousenetwork7765
      @madhousenetwork7765 Před 3 lety +27

      @@earlwyss520 because george lucas only decided to make luke his son in the next movie and leia his daughter only in the third

    • @earlwyss520
      @earlwyss520 Před 3 lety +8

      @@madhousenetwork7765 I would like to dispute that, but your assessment makes TOO much sense.

    • @madhousenetwork7765
      @madhousenetwork7765 Před 3 lety +4

      @@earlwyss520 well that's how i feel mate. He just wrote this series on the go

    • @madhousenetwork7765
      @madhousenetwork7765 Před 3 lety +7

      @@earlwyss520 even Obi wan's age was a big mess up 🤣

  • @bambipurplesmith4334
    @bambipurplesmith4334 Před 7 lety +1182

    RIP CARRIE FISHER😔 Gone but never forgotten...

  • @peterparker4849
    @peterparker4849 Před 7 lety +1671

    Rest in Peace Carrie Fisher. 😢

  • @deathstroke2697
    @deathstroke2697 Před 6 lety +355

    Luke: You knew my father?
    Old Ben Kenobi: Yes, I did. Remarkable man. Flammable.🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @Santiago-xw7dk
    @Santiago-xw7dk Před 6 lety +2974

    Why didnt they just ram into the death star with light speed?

    • @gregorsamsa52
      @gregorsamsa52 Před 6 lety +169

      The Death Star II that wouldnt do much. And you should now that cause you are the death star.

    • @REIDAE
      @REIDAE Před 6 lety +109

      Loki Hruškar the laws of physics says otherwise

    • @DrCash7
      @DrCash7 Před 6 lety +59

      The Death Star II Force weilder must also have purple hair

    • @Eddyhartz
      @Eddyhartz Před 6 lety +205

      They didn't think of it because they weren't progressive enough. If they had had strong independent wamen one of them might have suggested it.

    • @seededsoul
      @seededsoul Před 5 lety +10

      Dennis Shih Lol. The bad part of that was all the fan service to fans of THIS movie!!

  • @lolobrezzy24
    @lolobrezzy24 Před 7 lety +1481

    Who else is gonna see the movie 2nite?

  • @TheFox6840
    @TheFox6840 Před 7 lety +244

    2:34 "Oh my... Someone has not aged well"
    BEST ONE EVER :D

  • @benmorgan8890
    @benmorgan8890 Před 3 lety +106

    I died at the Obi Wan revealing everything to Luke part.

  • @Luigiman-yi4jm
    @Luigiman-yi4jm Před 6 lety +531

    Don't F with R2-D2.

  • @ThatCyndi
    @ThatCyndi Před 7 lety +276

    "Ugh... Skywalkers" a summary of all seven films

    • @Morfeusm
      @Morfeusm Před 7 lety +2

      Cyndi Angulo eight

    • @gekkenhuisje
      @gekkenhuisje Před 7 lety

      Not yet in North America.

    • @MattStappJesusFreak
      @MattStappJesusFreak Před 7 lety +2

      Morfeus, not yet.

    • @Morfeusm
      @Morfeusm Před 7 lety

      Well too bad, I already seen it! :)

    • @that1valentian769
      @that1valentian769 Před 7 lety +6

      True. Anakin-> Order 66 rise of sith and oppressive Empire
      Luke-> Restarts Jedi Order, and FAILS and FAILS again to face up to his mistakes and let Han die.

  • @AndreaChianucci
    @AndreaChianucci Před 7 lety +619

    1:17 Jenson saved the Empire and is gonna be fired for that: how unfair... :(

    • @advaybajpai7940
      @advaybajpai7940 Před 4 lety +14

      @Melkhiordarkblade huh, I never knew that...

    • @professionalcommentstealer5271
      @professionalcommentstealer5271 Před 4 lety +18

      @Melkhiordarkblade he could've bribed the higher officer to make it that shooting the pod wouldn't affect his score

    • @jdb2002
      @jdb2002 Před 4 lety +23

      When Darth Vader hears, Jenson will be praised, since Vader guessed the plans were in that pod.

    • @bleh5047
      @bleh5047 Před 4 lety +4

      Ikr

    • @ianalicando3548
      @ianalicando3548 Před 4 lety +6

      This is outrageous, it’s unfair!

  • @Matihood1
    @Matihood1 Před 4 lety +47

    I love how every single stormtrooper died with the Wilhelm scream.

    • @Gamerking64210
      @Gamerking64210 Před 8 měsíci +2

      Its really a normal Death sound From now on😭, even in lego Star Wars

  • @theintunity
    @theintunity Před 3 lety +92

    3:00
    "Someone has not aged well"
    Says Obi-Wan who seemed to have aged 40 years in only 20 years.

    • @histguy101
      @histguy101 Před rokem +2

      60-40=?

    • @PathofKhan
      @PathofKhan Před rokem

      @@histguy101 60 - 40= 20

    • @finchborat
      @finchborat Před 11 měsíci

      Though after the Obi Wan Kenobi show, he aged 40 yrs in less than 9 yrs. He still looked like his Episode 3 self in the show and just before A New Hope, he looked like the OT version.

  • @johnathanholmes1297
    @johnathanholmes1297 Před 7 lety +348

    I didn't want it to be remake because of the animation. I want it so we can have more comedy. And that what you give us. Merry Christmas HISHE.

  • @Hanmacx
    @Hanmacx Před 7 lety +436

    A Princess running away from her father. no wonder Disney wanted Star Wars xD

    • @bradonsmith560
      @bradonsmith560 Před 7 lety +26

      Hanmacx I always had it figured that leia was technically a Disney princess

    • @bradonsmith560
      @bradonsmith560 Před 7 lety

      Munjee Syed look I don't know where u people get this information, but for me it's an inside joke. Besides someone else is taking up the role of Han Solo in his standalone movie

    • @kaisershephard916
      @kaisershephard916 Před 7 lety +14

      Mother died too, perfect for Disney. (Lucas, you set this up from the beginning! XD)

    • @shadow-faye
      @shadow-faye Před 7 lety

      Hanmacx tru tru

    • @strickstang85
      @strickstang85 Před 4 lety +1

      Rebellious child

  • @AndrewChapman
    @AndrewChapman Před 4 lety +29

    0:52 R2 ran off cuz he feared Vader was about to give another EXCITING reaction.

  • @steveedwards227
    @steveedwards227 Před rokem +46

    The way Luke reacted when Ben told him vader was his father and Leia being his sister was hilious.

  • @madisonw506
    @madisonw506 Před 7 lety +636

    "How did my father die?"
    I know I wasn't the only one thinking Obi-Wan was going to say "49 TIMES"

  • @redflyman4658
    @redflyman4658 Před 6 lety +2341

    What obi-wan did to Anakin is what he should've done to grevious
    Edit: it’s been 2 years since I made this and lemme tell you my brain didn’t function good 2 years ago my bad to those of you that saw this before the edits I’m sorry

  • @talontehfrogg3318
    @talontehfrogg3318 Před 6 lety +147

    Darth Vader:'R2, is that you?' R2-D2: *scoots away* Darth Vader: 'come back R2-NOOOOO' 😂

    • @R-D-cd3pz
      @R-D-cd3pz Před 5 lety +9

      Yeah I was not boutta let the Rebellion know I knew the Emperor's second in command.

    • @bleh5047
      @bleh5047 Před 4 lety +1

      @@R-D-cd3pz LoL 😂

  • @Victory987
    @Victory987 Před 4 lety +68

    "IT'S ALL PRINCESS LEIA'S FAULT"

  • @idontknowandidontcare4381
    @idontknowandidontcare4381 Před 7 lety +922

    I totally feel like the obi wan from TCW would do that to vader at 2:40

    • @blakechandler167
      @blakechandler167 Před 6 lety +88

      I Don't Know and I Don't Care "How did you get new legs? I remember chopping those off."

    • @hissnakeissolid2827
      @hissnakeissolid2827 Před 6 lety +128

      *"Now I am the master"*
      Only a master... at getting caught...

    • @tommyshommy
      @tommyshommy Před 6 lety +26

      His Snake is Solid I saw that video, “Obi-Wan Master of trolling” right?

    • @Eyeofthetiger69
      @Eyeofthetiger69 Před 6 lety +16

      Obi Wan was right. He's more machine now than man.

    • @tammysols6226
      @tammysols6226 Před 5 lety +17

      Darth Vader is using the force to protect his inanimate body parts, obviously

  • @willemverheij3412
    @willemverheij3412 Před 7 lety +153

    That Greedo bit is brilliant, never thought of that before but it makes so much sense.

    • @cha5
      @cha5 Před 7 lety +24

      Greedo's rational there.
      ("I think I'll get a lot more money for someone who has the death sentence in Twelve systems than I ever would get from Jabba for Solo. Besides Solo is a calculating dangerous man with a blaster and is something of a gambler and he has that giant wookie as backup.
      This other blowhard is an idiot and is mine for the taking.) Heh Heh Heh.

    • @darkseidistheboss5781
      @darkseidistheboss5781 Před 7 lety +4

      cha5 but that dude
      was 100% making it up to intimidate luke, whereas han was a real wanted man

    • @jacksonwojnowski2050
      @jacksonwojnowski2050 Před 7 lety +5

      AgentJFM91 He actually had all of those death sentences; the Rogue One visual guide talks about him turning people injured in the fighting on Jedha into cyborgs he sold as slaves.

  • @brentage5000
    @brentage5000 Před 6 lety +199

    Alternate Leia/Admiral exchange:
    "You do remember I pay your salary, right?"
    "Oh, yes, from the first national bank of my-planet-and-money-just-got-blown-up. Thanks for the warning."

  • @hypnoskales7069
    @hypnoskales7069 Před 4 lety +85

    1. The Phantom Sand
    2. Attack of the Sand
    3. Revenge of the Sand
    4. A New Sand
    5. The Sand Strikes Back
    6. Return of the Sand
    7. The Sand Awakens
    8. The Last Sand
    9. The Rise of Sand

  • @robertoa780
    @robertoa780 Před 7 lety +312

    2:46 Ben Kenobi becomes Magneto

    • @tritondemius3723
      @tritondemius3723 Před 6 lety +3

      Lord Omega uh not really mutants are op

    • @cagan1357
      @cagan1357 Před 6 lety

      Otaku drawer nah they have no chance against darth vader

    • @tritondemius3723
      @tritondemius3723 Před 6 lety

      PerfectSloth 26 then there is the juggernant, who is immune to psychic attacks (so the force can do nothing) , has insane durability and once moving cannot be stopped

    • @cagan1357
      @cagan1357 Před 6 lety

      Otaku drawer well he still can be cut in half by a lightsaber

    • @tritondemius3723
      @tritondemius3723 Před 6 lety

      PerfectSloth 26 no he actually can't, Cyclops who has heat vision can't scratch him

  • @nilewebster4828
    @nilewebster4828 Před 7 lety +154

    All those wilhelm screams were amazing

    • @gekkenhuisje
      @gekkenhuisje Před 7 lety +2

      Just one after the other.

    • @GZilla311
      @GZilla311 Před 7 lety +6

      After they ran out of Jango clones, the guys on Kamino decided to just clone Wilhelm over and over again.

    • @sandralyduncaner8101
      @sandralyduncaner8101 Před 7 lety

      chusega dudu mera

    • @wezul
      @wezul Před 7 lety

      +

    • @samkresil6011
      @samkresil6011 Před 7 lety +3

      0:43 Why`s there a wihelm scream when Vader deflects R2 shot?

  • @shanemerrigan1994
    @shanemerrigan1994 Před 4 lety +78

    "What's it like playing a 'Lego Star Wars' game?
    0:23 - 0:52
    It's a lot like that.

  • @bp_cherryblossomtree723
    @bp_cherryblossomtree723 Před 6 lety +91

    "Jenson can I speak you to my office"
    everyone: oooohhh, your in trouble

  • @royalewithcheese7
    @royalewithcheese7 Před 7 lety +164

    "Such a Marysue.."
    lol gets me every time

  • @b1merio
    @b1merio Před 7 lety +491

    How about How The Star Wars Holiday Special Should Have Ended?

    • @Mat0s-316
      @Mat0s-316 Před 7 lety +60

      b1merio That shouldn't even have started.

    • @henrysaxton510
      @henrysaxton510 Před 7 lety +2

      Yes!!!

    • @williamtimonen6814
      @williamtimonen6814 Před 7 lety +1

      Mat0s - 316 Considering how that money went directly into Episode V, Im totally fine with Its existence.

    • @Relonnor
      @Relonnor Před 7 lety +3

      @HISHE HISHE !
      We want the Holiday Special HISHE !

    • @jeanshortswag
      @jeanshortswag Před 7 lety +3

      How Star Wars The Holiday Special Should Have Started!

  • @stormthrush37
    @stormthrush37 Před 5 lety +60

    I liked the original ending of, "I say we're in range now." better.

    • @wolfshanze5980
      @wolfshanze5980 Před 4 lety +8

      Ya, blowing up the planet inbetween them was so much funnier.

    • @barackobama7757
      @barackobama7757 Před 4 lety +7

      @@wolfshanze5980 I recall that the death star needs a long recharging period, so blowing up Yavin wasn't an option

    • @hicuup2996
      @hicuup2996 Před 3 lety +3

      Same, but the Death Star needed like a day to recharge or something so the original didn’t make sense.

  • @sheikhu1039
    @sheikhu1039 Před 6 lety +244

    "Boy u said it chewy, I was this close to goin back no helping those people"
    "Let him beat you u had to what do I do now tell me hmm,go crazy I will"
    😂😂😂

  • @Deathlygunn
    @Deathlygunn Před 7 lety +371

    Vader "Artoo is that you?"
    (Artoo gets the fuck out of Dodge)

    • @TDiddy1925
      @TDiddy1925 Před 7 lety +24

      Deathlygunn R2

    • @ravissary79
      @ravissary79 Před 7 lety +8

      Deathlygunn Arnot!

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 Před 7 lety +5

      Can you imagine what he would have been like if he saw C3-PO?

    • @Deathlygunn
      @Deathlygunn Před 7 lety +2

      TheIronbeast It's Artoo Deeto, though his designation is R2-D2, scripts for the film and books based on the series refer to him as Artoo Deeto

    • @Deathlygunn
      @Deathlygunn Před 7 lety

      dgr Obviously

  • @MatthewCraig0706
    @MatthewCraig0706 Před 6 lety +663

    LOL! Greedo trying to get the bounty on those guys with the death sentence = GENIUS!

    • @m.c.martin
      @m.c.martin Před 4 lety +34

      They’re worth a lot more than Han lol 😂

    • @NoobsailerRBH
      @NoobsailerRBH Před 4 lety +8

      I would've just shot that guy...

    • @dolliegray666
      @dolliegray666 Před 3 lety +6

      No wonder why hes a BOUNTY HUNTER

    • @Deathmare235
      @Deathmare235 Před 2 lety +2

      Imagine what would’ve happened if he saw the lightsaber

  • @Da1Dez
    @Da1Dez Před rokem +5

    2:35 This bit needs updating following Obi Wan Kenobi series.

  • @clone9159
    @clone9159 Před 4 lety +15

    0:40 that dude calling R2 a Mary Sue

  • @tackedon3569
    @tackedon3569 Před 7 lety +140

    R.I.P. Carrie Fisher, 1956-2016, I have no words,

    • @LegoKick
      @LegoKick Před 6 lety +1

      Supermarine Spitfire she dead in the 60 years ?

  • @Grenyas
    @Grenyas Před 7 lety +895

    This is the ending we are looking for...

    • @ShadeKill
      @ShadeKill Před 7 lety +20

      Looking for, we are yes.

    • @arthurspencer1308
      @arthurspencer1308 Před 7 lety +1

      Boba Fett I suggest you delete that before someone stumbles upon it

    • @Grenyas
      @Grenyas Před 7 lety +1

      TR-8R for next Mandalore I deleted it 👍

    • @ProfessorChaos56
      @ProfessorChaos56 Před 7 lety +8

      I'm I the only one who was waiting for Vader to sense Leia was in tune with the force. He should be able to sense it whale holding her captive.

    • @thewolf5350
      @thewolf5350 Před 6 lety +1

      No the death stars hyper drive takes ages to fire up charge up and to arrive at the destination

  • @JStryker47
    @JStryker47 Před 5 lety +39

    Han: "Hmm... that TIE fighter in the middle looks different from the others. I'll bet it's somebody important... like Vader! Yeah, I should probably aim for him then."
    *blows up Vader's TIE fighter*
    "Yahoo! Who killed Darth Vader? This guy!"

  • @ToxicSkull0
    @ToxicSkull0 Před 6 lety +21

    The wilhem scream is strong with this one

  • @alekseyl172
    @alekseyl172 Před 7 lety +87

    The original version was created 9 years ago. And it was the first video in this channel. My guard HISHE live 9 years and still cool.

  • @Serucipe
    @Serucipe Před 7 lety +176

    Somehow, even though CinemaSins has trained my brain to be super critical of movies, I never realized that Obi-Wan could have so easily crippled Vader with the Force like that. Kudos for thinking of that.

    • @TryHardHD45
      @TryHardHD45 Před 7 lety +11

      Serucipe nut he actually couldn't have

    • @Serucipe
      @Serucipe Před 7 lety +4

      TryHardHD45 Explain.

    • @juliomarambiomaruri7923
      @juliomarambiomaruri7923 Před 7 lety +21

      Well... a powerful force user kinda has a force shield up all the time to prevent a surprise force attack from happening. Can't remember where I read that though...

    • @Happy_Abe
      @Happy_Abe Před 7 lety +3

      Julio Marambio Maruri yes but if the attacker is more skilled with the force the shield doesnt work and since vader has more force potential obi wan couldnt break it

    • @sithmaster4305
      @sithmaster4305 Před 7 lety +14

      All sith and jedi have powerful protective barriers of force energy to prevent that from happening. Vader isn't excluded from this. That was never a possibility.

  • @JamesMerlaut
    @JamesMerlaut Před 4 lety +8

    "GO CRAZY I WILL!!!"
    Cracked me up 😂😂😂😂

  • @artisticpurps6197
    @artisticpurps6197 Před 4 lety +11

    When Obi-wan Kenobi said “are those made of metal?” I immediately thought of Magneto... cuz that’s something he would say lol

  • @GuerrillaGorilla023
    @GuerrillaGorilla023 Před 7 lety +1096

    I think we can put most the blame of Star Wars on Queen Amidala for screwing a child and adding to the emotional instability.

    • @purekeynoob
      @purekeynoob Před 7 lety +125

      To be fair he was 19, I think the bigger issue was her giving someone with an obvious mental deficiency political power.

    • @JelloFluoride
      @JelloFluoride Před 7 lety +124

      Messa good senator.

    • @lordaizen66
      @lordaizen66 Před 7 lety +12

      normaly i doint like to make political comments in none political stuff but i just have to throw out like we did with trump??
      but to respond to your deal its one of the things i hated about the prequals is that he was to set up to go evil like it did not matter what anybody did no wrong choices were tragicly made as all of them lead to him going evil if she loves him he fears her dieing and gets upset that obi wan visits thinking she is cheating on him....if she does not love him he gets upset that he is unable to have her

    • @justfriendly7676
      @justfriendly7676 Před 7 lety +14

      Guerrilla Gorilla And withholding evidence that could have helped her. And for letting palpatine manipulate her. And for proposing for a vote of no confidence which just wasted everyones time. And for not building a stable military which would have stopped the trade federation in the first place! All in all, worst politician ever. Besides Hillary

    • @justfriendly7676
      @justfriendly7676 Před 7 lety

      Cornelius McMuffin 10 years

  • @TheDrmentlegen
    @TheDrmentlegen Před 7 lety +205

    Can't wait to see how these guys will do Rogue One

    • @TheDrmentlegen
      @TheDrmentlegen Před 7 lety

      Morgan Williams
      Don't worry I saw the movie and I know something happens to someone

    • @mlgrenegadeYT
      @mlgrenegadeYT Před 7 lety

      TheDrmentlegen yeah same here

    • @floyd75dylan
      @floyd75dylan Před 7 lety +1

      Probably the same as they've done with the other Star Wars films. With humour.

    • @DanielTsosie
      @DanielTsosie Před 7 lety +6

      "I'm enjoying this bath ... visitors?? NOOOOOO"

    • @abrahamlubelski4060
      @abrahamlubelski4060 Před 7 lety

      and it will yes that would
      uh whjdhsjrihdhdjj8283838! 8747h ssh hs xxx jejdj rd hdjlllllp

  • @rdumoulin1
    @rdumoulin1 Před 6 lety +17

    that Wilhelm scream, too funny

  • @thechaoticpigeon9625
    @thechaoticpigeon9625 Před 4 lety +6

    "Oh my
    Someone has not aged well"
    I dont know why but this got me

  • @AakashVadher
    @AakashVadher Před 7 lety +90

    R.I.P. Carrie Fisher, she is one with the force now

  • @villanelo1987
    @villanelo1987 Před 7 lety +472

    That's not how hyperspace travel works in Star Wars, though. :/
    You can only travel to specific points in a route (the "weak points" in space/time), since all jumps are automaticly calculated by the ship, and not using the hyperspace lanes is way too dangerous, so there are safety measures so ships don't actually do those small jumps.
    It is kind of "hey, we have to get to the street parallel to this one, and we are kind of in a hurry. Meh, just run through the building, what could possibly go wrong?"
    I doubt anybody would take a 95% chance of actually destroying the death star just to get to where they are going half an hour earlier. :/

    • @jogigantiko
      @jogigantiko Před 7 lety +57

      villanelo1987 if that is true please explain how the millanium falcon landed at lightspeed in the force awakens?

    • @DavidDagninoV
      @DavidDagninoV Před 7 lety +40

      villanelo1987 the movies don't say that and remember the expanded universe is not canon so you can't use it to explain points. Based in the movies, specially TFA you can go at lightspeed wherever you want to go, only limited by the pilot's skills. If Chewie could land the Millennium Falcon at lightspeed, it is not crazy to think the Death Star's pilots can get it at 100,000 miles from that moon. (100,000 miles is half the distance between Earth and our moon. That is why I said that number.)

    • @eirikmarthinsen3850
      @eirikmarthinsen3850 Před 7 lety +30

      But that's all EU, which isn't cannon. And the Falcon did just that in Force Awakens, which is cannon...

    • @villanelo1987
      @villanelo1987 Před 7 lety +32

      David Dagnino
      Ah, so you are one of those who actually accept that because Disney said "nah naah nah nah nah, all those things that are not giving us money don't exist, don't know what you are talking about" you believe that to be true?
      Well, I preffer to believe that just because someone with money says something doesn't exist, that doesn't mean it does not exist. You know, since I ACTUALLY own those things, and my opinion is as valid as theirs, or even more because I am not deniying reality for money.
      But hey, to each their own, I guess.

    • @MultiMetalmilitia666
      @MultiMetalmilitia666 Před 7 lety +16

      villanelo1987 people in real life drive way faster than the speed limit, just to get somewhere two minutes earlier.

  • @joncurtis199
    @joncurtis199 Před 11 měsíci +3

    Gotta love how R2 actually logically shoots and Vader nonchalantly bats it away with the lightsabre.

  • @flofroggie6434
    @flofroggie6434 Před 6 lety +28

    This video proves HISHE has the high ground.

  • @blue-eyedfangirl8760
    @blue-eyedfangirl8760 Před 7 lety +126

    i fully expect a rogue one HISHE when it comes out on dvd

    • @masterchief4766
      @masterchief4766 Před 7 lety +2

      no it would be earlier

    • @erikmfoss9042
      @erikmfoss9042 Před 7 lety +2

      I had no idea "when it comes out on DVD" was still a thing. Do people actually use DVD still?

    • @lawendabonawenturazimorode6850
      @lawendabonawenturazimorode6850 Před 7 lety +5

      Erik M Foss I do

    • @andrewfoster3989
      @andrewfoster3989 Před 7 lety +1

      Erik M Foss I do

    • @erikmfoss9042
      @erikmfoss9042 Před 7 lety

      Greedo the Rodian bounty hunter
      Franek Witkowski
      Huh. Well, there you go. I thought most people who didn't go fully over to online streaming would at least have moved on to BluRay. Apparently I was wrong. Good to know :)

  • @darkspider1963
    @darkspider1963 Před 7 lety +369

    #itsallprincessleiasfault

  • @eternal5930
    @eternal5930 Před 5 lety +11

    3:45 I love how Vader looks at Tarkin.

  • @Ellie-ww2vn
    @Ellie-ww2vn Před 5 lety +12

    1:19 Every class when someone gets in trouble.

  • @Mike-eo1bw
    @Mike-eo1bw Před 7 lety +1682

    R2 has better aim than the Stormtroopers lol

    • @ShadeKill
      @ShadeKill Před 7 lety +27

      *_PEW PEW_*

    • @GryphonSkull
      @GryphonSkull Před 7 lety +23

      to be fair I don't think it's physically possible to have wore aim than them

    • @Fulllife3.2
      @Fulllife3.2 Před 7 lety +17

      That's why they mowed down all the rebels that had superior cover and perepation time and then seize the entire ship in less than half an hour.

    • @hannibustoogfyrre6074
      @hannibustoogfyrre6074 Před 7 lety +13

      Michael Perez
      they got AIM BOTTED!

    • @Em-yd9jn
      @Em-yd9jn Před 7 lety +13

      You guys do know thst they weren't supposed to kill Luke and his companions right? I'd prefer being shot by a blaster on my armour and then paralyzed to being force-choked by Darth Vader

  • @triratna1397
    @triratna1397 Před 7 lety +86

    lol. vader recognize R2d2. it was priceless.

  • @supafun33
    @supafun33 Před 5 lety +7

    Literally said "That's good, cause you DESERVE IT!" to no one and then decided to rewatch this

    • @BradenASDF
      @BradenASDF Před 3 měsíci

      Same. Someone needs to clip that part

  • @EstrellaViajeViajero
    @EstrellaViajeViajero Před 5 lety +2

    I liked the old "blow up Yavin" one, since lightspeeding around the planet would likely be fairly complicated in a station that large and would likely prompt an evacuation while they jumped away and then came back.

  • @TaliZVasTyria
    @TaliZVasTyria Před 7 lety +250

    about the princess leia not transmitting the death star plans
    i think rogue one made it especially clear that the size of the data
    alone is not possible to be transmitted by a ship as small as millennium
    falcon
    they needed the antenna the size like in scariff base.
    I mean if they could have transmitted the base plans from the start, then the whole chase sequence in the beginning of episode 4 didn't need to happen, because the rebellion corvette could have just transmitted it to another nearby allied ships even far away

    • @mikemac2888
      @mikemac2888 Před 7 lety +8

      He had that yuuuge dish on there. besides, if they have gotten past the light speed thingie, do you think they still had DSL?

    • @gaberivera8845
      @gaberivera8845 Před 7 lety +5

      A dish the size of the actual Falcon took forever to send the data to a ship just above orbit...

    • @T3chn0logicalTerror
      @T3chn0logicalTerror Před 7 lety +3

      Archangel_Omega this is also in a period where lightspeed is possible Im pretty sure we cant compare technology we have to theirs

    • @Tahkaullus01
      @Tahkaullus01 Před 7 lety +7

      And yet Artoo can hold it all in his hard drive. Once more I call bullshit on Rogue One.

    • @TaliZVasTyria
      @TaliZVasTyria Před 7 lety +15

      +tahkaullus01
      ummm.....r2 can hold it all in his hard drive, because princess leia inserted the disk containing all the data into him, the physical disc, not by "transmitting" the data to R2. That's like inserting an external hard drive or blu ray into another computer, so it's not bullshit.

  • @zennim125
    @zennim125 Před 7 lety +273

    3:10
    now thanks to rogue one we know that she couldn't transmite it because the files were too big and not only would take longer to transmite, but the the empire would be able to intercept it anyway and finde the rebel base

    • @sam93931
      @sam93931 Před 6 lety +11

      take another ship then.

    • @justaperson0848
      @justaperson0848 Před 6 lety +12

      It's not the ship that matters, it's the files. Even if they took an X-Wing or something, they still wouldn't be able to transmit the files

    • @sam93931
      @sam93931 Před 6 lety +4

      don't transmit the files, take another ship and give it hand to hand.

    • @henkman00
      @henkman00 Před 6 lety +8

      yes because a picture with ''shoot hole at end of trench'' is a huge file to send. :P

    • @ShelLuser
      @ShelLuser Před 6 lety +36

      Thanks to Rogue One? No way, everyone who actually saw the original (and paid attention!) knew this right from the getgo. First during Vaders interrogation of the commander: he clearly tells him that the Empire is after transmissions that were intercepted by the ship. Then he tells Leia: "Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by rebel spies".
      Doesn't all that make it plain out obvious that the Empire was capable of tracking the destination of any transmissions? Obviously Leia realized that the very moment she would transmit the plans the Empire could track them and immediately learn the location of the rebel base.
      It's all right there, in the original movie, yet most people glossed right over it.

  • @changeabletornado2828
    @changeabletornado2828 Před 4 lety +7

    3:32 And that is where you are wrong
    Jar Jar is the key to all of this.

    • @harrycronin6248
      @harrycronin6248 Před 3 lety

      Oh yousa not the lord of the sith.meesa lord of the sith and yousa big doodo this time!

  • @ALivingFlame
    @ALivingFlame Před 5 lety +4

    I like how every single stormtrooper that died made a Wilhelm scream 😂

  • @adamhepburn8390
    @adamhepburn8390 Před 7 lety +39

    Obi Wan: "Oh my! Someone has not aged so well."
    Darth Vader: "I hate you so much!"
    😂😂😂😂

  • @mythicalglass1806
    @mythicalglass1806 Před 7 lety +263

    Carrie Fisher/Princess/General Leia(1956-2016)
    MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU
    The good thing is that she didn't die on december 25, 2016 because, that will be the worst present ever.

  • @bobthebuilder3985
    @bobthebuilder3985 Před 6 lety +12

    I love the first part 😂😂 and the part when Obi wan goes against Vader

  • @user-dr2yz8um3d
    @user-dr2yz8um3d Před 2 lety +8

    45 years old
    And HISHE still brings the funny with alternative scenarios

  • @seriyooow310
    @seriyooow310 Před 7 lety +70

    EVERYONE WHO WATCHED ROGUE ONE! Look back at a scene in A New Hope, at the opening sequence, where R2D2 and C3PO crossed in the middle of the crossfire between the rebels and the troopers inside the consular ship. Now, imagine C3PO saying, "I am one with the force, the force is with me. I am one with the force, the force is with me. I am one with the force, the force is with me...."

  • @devinitely
    @devinitely Před 7 lety +383

    Luke: How'd my father die?
    Obi: 49 times, we fought that beast, your old man and me.
    sry

    • @larynx88
      @larynx88 Před 7 lety +33

      It was waiting in the bushes of love

    • @propagandalf9511
      @propagandalf9511 Před 7 lety +18

      We all got a chicken-duck-woman-thing waiting for us !

    • @DCL14388
      @DCL14388 Před 7 lety +5

      Then a desert hobo came and told me...

    • @caseywellington4761
      @caseywellington4761 Před 7 lety +4

      Why man? Now I've got that stupid song in my head again. WHY???

    • @jakew.255
      @jakew.255 Před 7 lety +4

      He had a chicken head with duck feet... with a woman's face too!

  • @RowanArk
    @RowanArk Před 3 lety +5

    'Or, you could lightspeed this battle station to the apProPriAtE side of the planet the fIrSt time, and be in range NOW.'
    I just love the way he says 'appropriate' I do not know why. Also the way Luke falls off his chair at the beginning is pure gold

  • @JohnLover1179
    @JohnLover1179 Před 5 lety +17

    Obi-Wan: Your father was a Jedi Knight.
    Luke: Really?
    Obi-Wan: Hey, who are you going to believe? A random old hermit or the uncle and aunt?
    Luke: I guess a random old hermit.

  • @excitedcat9517
    @excitedcat9517 Před 7 lety +717

    why did the stormtrooper
    buy an iphone?
    .....
    because he couldn't find the droid he was looking for!
    BADUM TSSS!!!

  • @Darkness-dv6sz
    @Darkness-dv6sz Před 7 lety +884

    I am one with the Force.
    The Force is with me.
    I am one with the Force.
    The Force is with me.
    I am one with the Force.
    The Force is wi.....zzzzz

  • @vermas4654
    @vermas4654 Před 3 lety

    The music when the death Star arrived to shoot, that was amazing

  • @chip5892
    @chip5892 Před 3 lety +6

    There should be a book titled
    _Obi-wan Kenobi: A Troll Till the Very End_

  • @cosmokramer179
    @cosmokramer179 Před 7 lety +20

    Rest in peace Carrie Fisher

  • @TMX1138
    @TMX1138 Před 7 lety +1564

    I have a few suggestions for HISHE episodes for 2017:
    -How Rogue One Should Have Ended
    -How The Mummy (1999) Should Have Ended (for the upcoming reboot with Tom Cruise)
    -How Doctor Strange Should Have Ended
    -How Spider-Man (2002) Should Have Ended (for Spider-Man Homecoming)
    -How Spider-Man 2 (2004) Should Have Ended (also for Spider-Man Homecoming)
    -How The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers Should Have Ended
    -How The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King Should Have Ended
    -How Spider-Man Homecoming Should Have Ended
    -How Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 Should Have Ended

    • @rangogamer1386
      @rangogamer1386 Před 7 lety +14

      TMX1138 How Transformers The Last Knight should have ended

    • @luke.hillis7634
      @luke.hillis7634 Před 7 lety +24

      they have done lord of the rings, it was one of their first ones

    • @dr.richardfeynman7230
      @dr.richardfeynman7230 Před 7 lety

      pretty sure he would already be working on doctor strange

    • @rangogamer1386
      @rangogamer1386 Před 7 lety

      Snoi Med They only did Revenge of the Fallen. Not the first, not DOTM or AOE

    • @TMX1138
      @TMX1138 Před 7 lety

      Luke .Hillis They've done the first movie, The Fellowship of the Ring, but not the other 2.

  • @rijam6636
    @rijam6636 Před 4 lety +37

    He protecc
    He attac
    But most importantly...
    ITS A TRAP!!!

  • @BaronVladHarkonnen
    @BaronVladHarkonnen Před 4 lety +4

    1:23 see that’s why obi-wan didn’t tell Luke everything so much mind blowing information being delivered at once can be overwhelming. Obi-Wan was probably going to tell Luke everything he just wanted to break it to him slowly and never found the right time you know coz he died

  • @zachnelson3508
    @zachnelson3508 Před 6 lety +682

    "They went down the garbage chute, what do we do now"?
    "We could let the trash monster eat them".
    " Nah, that's no fun. Just turn on the trash compactor and we can, you know, not verify if they get out or not".
    "Sounds good to me".
    "Really guys"?
    "What"?
    "Get down there and eliminate them"!
    "Okay, fine".
    Classic

  • @bandicootsauce4569
    @bandicootsauce4569 Před 7 lety +23

    That part with Greedo WOULD have made a LOT more sense!

  • @JonBap42680
    @JonBap42680 Před 3 lety +1

    "NO I NEED THAT!!" That's my favorite part.

  • @suzannegrant9327
    @suzannegrant9327 Před 4 lety +4

    This is HILARIOUS! And clears up the ending's Star Destroyer sized plot hole. More please!