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  • How Star Wars The Last Jedi Should Have Ended
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  • @AJ69238
    @AJ69238 Před 4 lety +3344

    "Finn and who?"
    PERFECTION

  • @admiralflynn895
    @admiralflynn895 Před 6 lety +7669

    Kylo: Why'd you slice off my hand?
    Rey: Isn't that your family tradition?

    • @Arthus850
      @Arthus850 Před 6 lety +532

      Kylo: yeah, but that's the right hand. You just sliced off my left! The tradition is ruined!!!

    • @hardroxas7580
      @hardroxas7580 Před 6 lety +69

      And the second Movie of the Trilog Tradicion

    • @renato360a
      @renato360a Před 6 lety +67

      *our* family tradition

    • @joserose9095
      @joserose9095 Před 6 lety +10

      Lol

    • @jamesstewart6219
      @jamesstewart6219 Před 6 lety +83

      Pretty sure Anakin lost all of his limbs so I don't think it matters which hand is sliced off

  • @RowanArk
    @RowanArk Před 3 lety +1252

    Anakin being excited about other people having families is just so wholesome

    • @brettlissaman4032
      @brettlissaman4032 Před 2 lety +68

      More families = more kids...and that's where the fun begins.

    • @necronlord8274
      @necronlord8274 Před rokem +12

      @@brettlissaman4032
      _Captain Obvious mode on:_
      *SO HE CAN MASSACRE THEM WITH HIS LIGHTSABER?*

    • @patrickdixon3512
      @patrickdixon3512 Před 8 měsíci +1

      that the whole mood for him now

  • @carbodude5414
    @carbodude5414 Před 3 lety +591

    Really satisfying to see Admiral Hairdo's look of frustration when Admiral Ackbar is chosen over her and when Ackbar actually explains his plan to the crew to avoid mutiny, like a competent leader.

  • @rymdalkis
    @rymdalkis Před 4 lety +3746

    Ackbar: "Nobody freak out, we actually have a plan"
    Poe: "Oh, thank god"

    • @pickleman3706
      @pickleman3706 Před 4 lety +25

      I like that profile pic you got this sir

    • @rymdalkis
      @rymdalkis Před 4 lety +16

      @@pickleman3706 Likewise, ma brotha

    • @Tmtrnr22
      @Tmtrnr22 Před 4 lety +12

      „i gOt a pLaN aRthUr“

    • @gracemayfield5001
      @gracemayfield5001 Před 4 lety +9

      Still waiting for how star wars the raise of Skywalker should have ended.

    • @sircart1er
      @sircart1er Před 4 lety +2

      It's a trap

  • @robertolmstead1346
    @robertolmstead1346 Před 4 lety +6333

    “I’m Obi Wan Kenobi. This here is my granddaughter.”
    Well, this did not age well.

    • @DECENTcrew
      @DECENTcrew Před 4 lety +546

      Also the snoke/plagueıs theory

    • @Nintendoggy
      @Nintendoggy Před 4 lety +822

      To be fair, Disney didn't know either at the time.

    • @thelazydire
      @thelazydire Před 4 lety +22

      NiceU

    • @___David__
      @___David__ Před 4 lety +206

      Didn't it? You could reuse the same argument in HISHE Rise of Skywalker... 'cause Rey's lineage still makes no sense.

    • @taylorwarren2000
      @taylorwarren2000 Před 4 lety +9

      Haha I just rewatched it as well

  • @bri9853
    @bri9853 Před 3 lety +748

    Rey fangirling over Obi-wan being her granfather is kinda cute ngl.

    • @GEEKFREAK01
      @GEEKFREAK01 Před 2 lety +32

      Wasn't the original idea of Rey being Obi Wan's granddaughter?

    • @Black_Swordsman76
      @Black_Swordsman76 Před 2 lety +25

      @@GEEKFREAK01 yeah that was the idea but we all know how that went

    • @GEEKFREAK01
      @GEEKFREAK01 Před 2 lety +19

      @@Black_Swordsman76 it would've been really cool but all of it got thrown away

    • @Black_Swordsman76
      @Black_Swordsman76 Před 2 lety +27

      @@GEEKFREAK01 it would, besides I think Rey Kenobi sounds a bit better

    • @shadow_viper_125
      @shadow_viper_125 Před 2 lety +7

      It didn’t age well

  • @RafaHenryBorges
    @RafaHenryBorges Před 3 lety +739

    I can't get over the fact that General Hux is more badass in this parody video than in the actual movie.

    • @ClokworkGremlin
      @ClokworkGremlin Před 2 lety +12

      Very low bar.

    • @souhiroraven4196
      @souhiroraven4196 Před 8 měsíci +11

      EVERYTHING in this parody video is way better than in the actual movie. Even Holdo lines are better here than in the movie (Mostly, because Holdo just stay silent, sitting in a corner)
      But on the other hand, ANY parody is better than the source material!!

  • @Tap-a-roo
    @Tap-a-roo Před 4 lety +4275

    The “its a trap” sequence from Ackbar is the best piece of short writing I’ve seen in ten years. Awesomesauce.

    • @rascallyrabbit717
      @rascallyrabbit717 Před 4 lety +43

      anyone who uses the word awesomesauce had better be cool -good thing for you

    • @bbnnmm9
      @bbnnmm9 Před 4 lety +84

      Do you know what this is?
      Do you?
      Know
      what this is?
      Do you kno?
      Its a.....
      Its a............
      A.........
      TRRRAAAAPPPPPPPP

    • @jacobodom8401
      @jacobodom8401 Před 4 lety +25

      Ackbar turns the ship preparing to ram to fleet
      Hum: “It’s a Trap!”
      Hyperspace shoots through the fleet

    • @thefilmwatcher1302
      @thefilmwatcher1302 Před 4 lety +7

      Fulcrum What was ten years ago?

    • @spencer7950
      @spencer7950 Před 4 lety +7

      I was going to like this comment, but I saw that it had 666 likes, and I just couldn't mess that up.

  • @brentage5000
    @brentage5000 Před 5 lety +2794

    "Oh, dang, Finn and Rose just died!"
    "Finn and who?"
    That's what we're all saying, Leia.

    • @oranagaming237
      @oranagaming237 Před 4 lety +111

      would've been better if Finn had just sacrificed himself

    • @unscnordlicht3279
      @unscnordlicht3279 Před 4 lety +23

      Yeah much better

    • @juantony
      @juantony Před 4 lety +8

      Oranagaming
      Yeah but it would’ve been sad too.

    • @themaskedmysadaean8885
      @themaskedmysadaean8885 Před 4 lety +19

      @@juantony Yes, and we'd have had a distinct feeling about this movie, other than the background radiation feeling of mild contempt and annoyance.

    • @ronramen5827
      @ronramen5827 Před 4 lety +21

      @@juantony But it would have been a good ending for his character, I mean, where does he go after this? Finn has to do something that only he can do in episode 9 to save his character.

  • @gamerfan5381
    @gamerfan5381 Před 3 lety +607

    Here after Daisy Ridley admitted the relation to Obi Wan was in the draft

    • @ericsilivestru6529
      @ericsilivestru6529 Před 3 lety +46

      Its better that TROS anyways

    • @abiruabayapala7963
      @abiruabayapala7963 Před 3 lety +28

      @Dungeon Eater Nah. Rey - Tarded is better. It always has been.

    • @Srikar-on9ib
      @Srikar-on9ib Před 3 lety +30

      @Dungeon Eater Rey Nobody makes even more sense.

    • @blazefa.
      @blazefa. Před 3 lety +9

      @Dungeon Eater no it doesn’t actually, it doesn’t explain her powers at all, kenobi wasnt actaully strong in the force and he had not many midichlorians, he just had a great work ethic and always improved himself

    • @blazefa.
      @blazefa. Před 3 lety +8

      @Dungeon Eater rey not existing would’ve been better

  • @GalenNight
    @GalenNight Před 8 měsíci +58

    Honestly the idea of Darth Plageius being Snoke would have been a better idea. He gets his revenge on Palpatine by coming back to life and taking over his apprentice’s empire. It’d be like his ultimate triumph

    • @abraham2172
      @abraham2172 Před měsícem

      Yeah, but it wouldve been a huge stretch either way. Sidious killed Plagueis, there was no way he couldve come back somehow.

    • @doctorjay8673
      @doctorjay8673 Před 18 dny

      ​@@abraham2172 Wasn't he studying how to become immortal anyway? Plus his name implies that maybe there was a way. A sorta bodysnatcher situation.

  • @cloudhazard2860
    @cloudhazard2860 Před 4 lety +4213

    “...Grand father?!”
    “HI BEN!”
    That’s so wholesome.

  • @tommygeorge2840
    @tommygeorge2840 Před 4 lety +4182

    The “it’s a trap” moment was the best

  • @wolfrainexxx
    @wolfrainexxx Před 2 lety +194

    Having Ackbar say nothing, just saluting, and Hux screaming, "It's a tra...!" as the destruction commences would have solidified Ackbar as the greatest legend in Star Wars.

    • @Daniel-jk6ve
      @Daniel-jk6ve Před rokem +11

      Awesome! Though to be fair, George Lucas wouldn’t have written anything that badass either. Light Sci-Fi/Fantasy has its weaknesses after all.

    • @wolfrainexxx
      @wolfrainexxx Před rokem +10

      @@Daniel-jk6ve Doesn't mean someone can't reimagine the scene in a videogame in the future, no?

  • @lunaazaleaamity3391
    @lunaazaleaamity3391 Před 4 lety +354

    3:10 is the “Its a trap” moment, your welcome

  • @rickyeldiablo800
    @rickyeldiablo800 Před 4 lety +4073

    This is not a parody, it’s an improvement

  • @lucindaalvarado4620
    @lucindaalvarado4620 Před 6 lety +3231

    Poe : "OH DANG, FINN AND ROSE JUST DIED!!"...
    Leia : "Finn and Who?"😂😂😅

  • @fairyblu6929
    @fairyblu6929 Před 3 lety +229

    There are three lines that will never get old.
    "Because I'm Batman"
    "Tank missile"
    "It's a trap!"

  • @Jakeshapedworld
    @Jakeshapedworld Před 3 lety +338

    “Do or do not, there is no try” - Yoda
    “Only a Sith deals in absolutes” - Obi Wan
    Yoda is a Sith confirmed, this explains his sudden lightning powers ⚡️

    • @Deathmare235
      @Deathmare235 Před 2 lety +5

      And Kenobi

    • @WarLordArtos
      @WarLordArtos Před 2 lety +7

      @@Deathmare235 I read "Kenobi" in a General Grievous voice

    • @Deathmare235
      @Deathmare235 Před 2 lety +7

      @@WarLordArtos I read it in Maul

    • @shimrrajamaane4072
      @shimrrajamaane4072 Před 2 lety +2

      that's not an absolute, what a bad sense of humor Americans have

    • @Goldstandard_1
      @Goldstandard_1 Před měsícem

      I take offense to this, say something funny

  • @anormalguy9320
    @anormalguy9320 Před 5 lety +4556

    When a CZcams Animation satisfy Star Wars fans more than a $200 million blockbuster.

    • @GroundhogDayisAWESOME
      @GroundhogDayisAWESOME Před 5 lety +45

      Well said!

    • @gamingdude2811
      @gamingdude2811 Před 5 lety +40

      Not much of a blockbuster.

    • @Dovah22
      @Dovah22 Před 4 lety +106

      A normal Guy i’m still kinda mad they did Ackbar like they did; this parody gave him a better send off than the one in the film.

    • @mayasharyahawadah815
      @mayasharyahawadah815 Před 4 lety +10

      I wish I could give this comment a million-kajillion thumbs-up!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @captainlux409
      @captainlux409 Před 4 lety +5

      Makes sense.

  • @Mar1o_640
    @Mar1o_640 Před 4 lety +3727

    Spoilers for Rise of Skywalker:
    Anakin: PALPATINE!? YOU’RE A GRANDFATHER TOO?!?!

    • @jordanloux3883
      @jordanloux3883 Před 4 lety +243

      Palpatine: FOR THE LAST TIME I'M NOT WEARING YOUR GRANDPA CLUB TEE-SHIRT!

    • @nicholaspark4165
      @nicholaspark4165 Před 4 lety +131

      Can't wait to see the Emperor in the Villain Pub after realizing that

    • @mansurmamdani2896
      @mansurmamdani2896 Před 4 lety +13

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @lucasvandecasteele9904
      @lucasvandecasteele9904 Před 4 lety +69

      anakin : but wait, if you are a grandfather…. YOU ARE A FATHER TOO! YODA! OBIWAN!

    • @masonpyle5929
      @masonpyle5929 Před 4 lety +26

      They should do that when how the rise of Skywalker should of ended gets uploaded.

  • @axepheus
    @axepheus Před 4 lety +139

    Ben : Why'd you slice off my hand?!
    Rey : I thought it's a Skywalker tradition.

    • @celestejones6744
      @celestejones6744 Před 3 lety +8

      Ben crying to luke "if your a sky walker you lose a hand"

    • @Goldstandard_1
      @Goldstandard_1 Před měsícem

      If your a sith skywalker you lose everything

  • @yusufkozan9979
    @yusufkozan9979 Před 3 lety +453

    This channel writes better film scripts than actual film script writers.

    • @ddthewolf
      @ddthewolf Před 2 lety +12

      "Shut up Karl! No one asked you!"

    • @KirtFitzpatrick
      @KirtFitzpatrick Před rokem +3

      That's literally the entire purpose of the channel.

    • @MastersDefender
      @MastersDefender Před rokem

      Any fanmade content basically exists to make its creator believe that they can write better than actual film scriptwriters.

    • @musicman7296
      @musicman7296 Před rokem

      Is second this, I curse this to blow up

  • @secretsauceii3810
    @secretsauceii3810 Před 4 lety +3493

    Poe: “Finn and rose just died!” Literally everyone: “Finn and who?”

    • @PollutedIndian
      @PollutedIndian Před 4 lety +34

      Lolol

    • @abdulgafur2712
      @abdulgafur2712 Před 3 lety +142

      “I saved you, dummy.”
      “What do you think I was trying to do?!”
      “It’s about saving the ones you love.”
      “THAT’S WHAT I WAS TRYING TO DO!”

    • @mdredheadguy1979
      @mdredheadguy1979 Před 3 lety +14

      Exactly!

    • @ryraisin3280
      @ryraisin3280 Před 3 lety +1

      It was just leia that replied

    • @enlightened6958
      @enlightened6958 Před 2 lety +33

      Rose did the stupidest little stunt ever in star wars

  • @JamboMkIII
    @JamboMkIII Před 4 lety +4609

    Luke : What did you think I was gunna do, take on the whole of the first order with just a lazer sword?
    Entire Audience worldwide : why do you think we all bought tickets?

    • @OfirBeck
      @OfirBeck Před 4 lety +366

      I don't know about you
      But i bought a ticket so i can see Luke Skywalker milking some green soy milk out of some space manitee's titesticles

    • @JamboMkIII
      @JamboMkIII Před 4 lety +57

      @@OfirBeck I mean, i thought that went without saying how would we fill the lazer sword free minutes

    • @meghanachauhan9380
      @meghanachauhan9380 Před 4 lety +99

      @@OfirBeck I bought a ticket to see if he milks Rey after that. I was very disappointed

    • @OfirBeck
      @OfirBeck Před 4 lety +33

      @@meghanachauhan9380 go online, you'll find it

    • @someguy1141
      @someguy1141 Před 4 lety +43

      Yea it's a shame i would have liked him to ignite the green myself. Luke still wen't out in the most Jedi way possible tho according to the teachings. Protecting those who needed it with a self sacrifice without having to use a weapon.

  • @MysteriousCreator
    @MysteriousCreator Před 3 lety +66

    That "It's a trap" scene was the greatest

  • @AlexPastGrey
    @AlexPastGrey Před 2 lety +28

    A little detail I love about this one is that Ackbar says he is "Admiral Ackbar of the *Republic* fleet", not the *Resistance* fleet
    Because, yeah, it makes total sense for the republic to be attacking the FO, especially after what Starkiller just did

  • @admiralackbar1239
    @admiralackbar1239 Před 5 lety +3715

    *Uh... I suddenly have to use the bathroom.*

    • @Simp_Zone
      @Simp_Zone Před 5 lety +253

      Good thing you did lol. Otherwise someone totally incompetent might have been shoved into your position.

    • @Icetea-2000
      @Icetea-2000 Před 5 lety +79

      DangerZone Surely not, I mean the resistance is so well organized and has so good leaders that the one replacing ackbar surely will be a huge competent person!
      Also Leia as the leader definitely wouldn’t give high command to someone who doesn’t know what they’re doing.
      Am I Right?.... am I?..... .....
      ...
      ..
      I’m not ._.

    • @joeiorio9654
      @joeiorio9654 Před 5 lety +32

      Admiral Ackbar
      ADMIRAL YOU’RE NOT DEAD

    • @marcusquintanilla7131
      @marcusquintanilla7131 Před 5 lety +8

      Drop that shell and bring the resistance to victory!

    • @jacktheripper5112
      @jacktheripper5112 Před 5 lety +8

      i know what you ACKBAR
      ur nothing but a floating big junk pile of TRAP

  • @DarthDevorin
    @DarthDevorin Před 4 lety +2311

    When you realize Ghost Yoda can save the galaxy by himself.

    • @chrismcdowall05
      @chrismcdowall05 Před 3 lety +110

      Could have killed Darth Vader and Sidious too.

    • @unknownstranger1177
      @unknownstranger1177 Před 3 lety +78

      Powerful, I am
      Such power I have.........
      lol (loud, laugh out)

    • @honahamomoru151
      @honahamomoru151 Před 3 lety +14

      @@unknownstranger1177 Of course Master Yoda, 900 years for what, right?

    • @jonathancontreras5069
      @jonathancontreras5069 Před 3 lety +23

      he maxed out his skill tree

    • @hoodaticus
      @hoodaticus Před 3 lety +10

      @@jonathancontreras5069 He's the dragonborn and a werewolf and a vampire. But he may have mixed too many bloods...

  • @valentine7593
    @valentine7593 Před 3 lety +102

    Even if the “IT’S A TRAP” scene was in the movie, it wouldn’tve made up for the bomber scene and Rose stopping Finn from having his “HELLO BOYS, IM BAAAAAAAAACK” moment

  • @adipratama2365
    @adipratama2365 Před 2 lety +23

    3:25 "It's a trap" Badass moment
    I like Admiral Achbar

  • @PerovNigma
    @PerovNigma Před 6 lety +1733

    Tbh them freezing the blasts and casually batting them back is an awesome idea.

    • @dexwri9211
      @dexwri9211 Před 6 lety +18

      IKR!!!

    • @themysteriousgravityfalls
      @themysteriousgravityfalls Před 6 lety +111

      I thought Luke would have used the force to knock over the first walker, then it would have dominoe'd onto all the other ones. THAT would have been cool.

    • @hafaball
      @hafaball Před 6 lety +69

      yeah, it would have been a nice call back to Empire when he soloed a AT-AT, now being able to defeat 8 of them at once! :O
      but I guess that'd be too much?

    • @phantasmsa
      @phantasmsa Před 6 lety +61

      To be honest, Luke could've done that. Kylo was able to stop a blaster and same with Vader with Solo in ESB. 30 year seasoned Jedi should be able to handle walker blasts.

    • @Cirris
      @Cirris Před 5 lety +21

      I mean seriouly, they just had Liea force poppins thru the vacuum of interstellar space. Why not have Luke stop a barrage of high energy blasts and bat them back.

  • @htx_asmodeus
    @htx_asmodeus Před 6 lety +466

    "Nobody freak out and start a munity or anything! We actually have a plan"

    • @heartbox1541
      @heartbox1541 Před 6 lety +4

      yes! why didn't they do that?

    • @stephentoth6003
      @stephentoth6003 Před 6 lety +1

      Bear Grandmaster that was awesome

    • @2WARDEN2
      @2WARDEN2 Před 6 lety +2

      Literally if they'd said that, the movie would have been about 30 mins shorter because that prequel-level side quest Finn and Rose go on with the horses would never have happened.
      And that is 100% okay.

  • @d812_9
    @d812_9 Před 3 lety +745

    *HOW THE LAST JEDI REALLY SHOULD'VE ENDED*
    Rian: hey, so I've got this script-
    Disney: Yeah nah.

    • @joannetull9382
      @joannetull9382 Před 3 lety +11

      Lol

    • @carterm873
      @carterm873 Před 3 lety +39

      No actually it’s
      Dave: Rian I’ve got this really good sc-
      Rian: Yeah nah. WW2 INSPIRED BOMBERS! AMAZING.
      Dave: Bruh
      Rian: AND MAKE THEM SLOW PLS. MAKE SURE THERE’S A LOT OF SPECIAL EFFECTS
      Dave: Rlly?
      Rian: OH AND BLOW UP THE STAGE FOR A SCENE, RISKING EVERY ACTOR’S LIVES!
      Dave: ...
      Rian: What Dave?
      Dave: Nothing.
      Rian: Oh.
      Dave (Whispering): Why did disney bring in the dumbest director ever?

    • @spacelord4648
      @spacelord4648 Před 3 lety +11

      @@carterm873 poor choice of words when you have TWO ja Abrahams films in the same Trilogie

    • @carterm873
      @carterm873 Před 3 lety +2

      @@spacelord4648 ikr

    • @redhood7650
      @redhood7650 Před 3 lety +18

      @@carterm873 Dave: well I'm off to make a space western. See you Rian.
      Rian: it's not gonna work Dave.
      Dave: "makes Mandalorian" what was that you hack.
      Rian: nothing sir

  • @magical_mage9999
    @magical_mage9999 Před 3 lety +16

    6:12 was the best part
    "What is with you and the lightning all of a sudden?"

  • @arkenobi5667
    @arkenobi5667 Před 6 lety +595

    Leia "Finn and who?"

    • @nem0519
      @nem0519 Před 6 lety +7

      Their character really shoukd have been killed off. Their entire plot was ridiculous.

  • @DMMP16
    @DMMP16 Před 6 lety +350

    If they had admiral ackbar be the one to fly through the first order ship that whole scene would have been so much more emotional in theaters

    • @ArtifiSir
      @ArtifiSir Před 6 lety +50

      DMMP 16 especially if they made a nod and have an officer scream out "it's a tr...!" Before getting cut off by the epic slice shot

    • @noahalexander1280
      @noahalexander1280 Před 6 lety +13

      DMMP 16 Sadly, his voice actor died very early into production which is probably why they used Holdo instead.

    • @j0hn00arthur
      @j0hn00arthur Před 6 lety +29

      Snow Trooper Oh because there's no one in existence that could imitate akbar's voice,sure...

    • @streafe
      @streafe Před 6 lety +28

      Yeah, because Disney would allow a character named 'Ackbar' to kamikaze a ship...

    • @fanfanpay
      @fanfanpay Před 6 lety

      The Force is female

  • @Zaimaen
    @Zaimaen Před 8 měsíci +14

    WHY is this better than the "original" movie... why... WHY This scene of stopping the lasers and using the light sabers to shoot them back is more than genius!

  • @warriorsworld4638
    @warriorsworld4638 Před 3 lety +27

    3:04 is so wholesome

  • @wascallywabbit2057
    @wascallywabbit2057 Před 6 lety +221

    The entire Finn and Rose subplot could've been avoided had there been a competent admiral.

    • @laprica
      @laprica Před 6 lety +3

      Or a non-treasonous pilot

    • @Revkor
      @Revkor Před 6 lety +37

      no. Poe was in the right the entire time. NOTE once he was finally told the plan we was cool with it. THERE WAS NO REASON TO NOT TELL HIM THE PLAN. Holdo jepordized her own plan by NOT TELL PEOPLE THE PLAN. Despite his demototion Poe was at minium third in command

    • @angrypandable
      @angrypandable Před 6 lety +3

      Revkor exactly! The camera even zooms on Poe when they were announcing the next admiral, and he looks up with what I understood as mild shock that he wasn’t being put in change but some vice-admiral on a different ship was.

    • @poontang3zizo
      @poontang3zizo Před 6 lety

      Here we go...another sexist...

    • @brycerothschadl
      @brycerothschadl Před 6 lety +5

      poontang3zizo
      Who's sexist?

  • @puppet4978
    @puppet4978 Před 5 lety +1507

    Most honorable death in star wars, Akbar setting a trap

    • @danielschoch4881
      @danielschoch4881 Před 5 lety +4

      @Iron Giant Rose looks actually good here. Better than in real film.

    • @LordPoompaDoompa
      @LordPoompaDoompa Před 5 lety +2

      Honestly would have been way better

    • @spartandude0117
      @spartandude0117 Před 5 lety +21

      I actually felt complete when watching that scene. If he actually did that in the film it would have been amazing.

    • @fredrikengstrom2107
      @fredrikengstrom2107 Před 5 lety +26

      His name would forever have been immortalized on the internet... The fact that Admiral Akbar died, by blowing himself up, by setting a trap. x2 meme

    • @maverik744
      @maverik744 Před 5 lety +7

      Plus the fact that someone named Akbar did a kamikaze action. yep, i wanted that ! :)

  • @DragonessYT
    @DragonessYT Před 3 lety +81

    Daisy Ridley: "Rey was supposed to have an Obi-Wan prediction."
    A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

    • @clarkstrange2142
      @clarkstrange2142 Před 3 lety +2

      Could I have a link to that? Pretty please?

    • @ddthewolf
      @ddthewolf Před 2 lety +3

      "Shut up Karl! No one asked you!"

  • @CollectingCasual
    @CollectingCasual Před 3 lety +45

    Yoda: uses lightning
    Luke: what is with you and lightning today?
    Yoda: *psychotic laughter*

  • @TuckToast
    @TuckToast Před 4 lety +1381

    But imagine if Kylo got his hand sliced off then he would be like his grandfather

    • @derekvillegas4003
      @derekvillegas4003 Před 4 lety +37

      Except we also would need his legs and other hand gone later too

    • @kxloux8466
      @kxloux8466 Před 4 lety +5

      That's the point...

    • @Wraith-lr6vt
      @Wraith-lr6vt Před 4 lety +29

      No that would be character development and Disney has proven they cant do that with this trilogy

    • @JonBow_
      @JonBow_ Před 4 lety +2

      Almost Every star wars character

    • @feathertailforever8889
      @feathertailforever8889 Před 4 lety +1

      Yeah it would have been way better

  • @WeDoItLive
    @WeDoItLive Před 6 lety +549

    That Admiral Ackbar scene was exactly what I wanted and told all my friends.
    Thank you.

    • @julos5598
      @julos5598 Před 6 lety +5

      They couldn't do it because of then everyone would do the "Allah Ackhbar" joke

    • @marie5356
      @marie5356 Před 6 lety +3

      he will always be remembered

    • @consciousgentile5141
      @consciousgentile5141 Před 6 lety

      +Julos55 truth

  • @MrMonkey2150
    @MrMonkey2150 Před 2 lety +86

    That ending is actually way better then what actually happened and I feel like people would accept this more then the whole movie

  • @ehmehsmeh824
    @ehmehsmeh824 Před 3 lety +57

    How it actually should've ended:
    Kylo Ren: Rey join me.
    Rey: No.
    Kylo Ren: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise?
    [a few seconds later]
    Rey: Ok I guess I will join you.
    Written and Directed by
    J.J. Abrams

    • @MJAYZ007
      @MJAYZ007 Před 2 lety +2

      I'd watch that movie

  • @mikoaj5002
    @mikoaj5002 Před 4 lety +1112

    "I'm Obi-Wan Kenobi, and this is my granddaugter"
    Yeah, too soon Kenobi, too soon...

  • @Muledragon
    @Muledragon Před 6 lety +549

    The sad thing is, this isn't even a joke. That would have been legitimately better.

    • @ddthewolf
      @ddthewolf Před 2 lety

      "Shut up Karl! No one asked you!"

  • @sethcranfill856
    @sethcranfill856 Před 3 lety +27

    Just rewatching this, and as a big Start Wars fan since my childhood it is so sad to say this is 10000x better than the actual movie!

    • @ddthewolf
      @ddthewolf Před 2 lety +1

      "Shut up Karl! No one asked you!"

  • @ray5722
    @ray5722 Před 3 lety +14

    0:19 "Not Penny's Boat" hahaha
    *laughter slowly turning to sobbing *
    Charlieeee

  • @secretsauceii3810
    @secretsauceii3810 Před 4 lety +2081

    “I saved you, dummy.”
    “What do you think I was trying to do?!”
    “It’s about saving the ones you love.”
    “THAT’S WHAT I WAS TRYING TO DO!”

  • @josephagar1005
    @josephagar1005 Před 4 lety +1451

    Obi Wan: Rey is my granddaughter.
    Palpatine on Exegol: I feel a great disturbance in the Force.

  • @mrredman744
    @mrredman744 Před 7 měsíci +7

    Why was yoda’s laugh so accurate

  • @SardonicJosh
    @SardonicJosh Před 3 lety +47

    1:37 if only Rose was like that in the movie.

  • @thrawn2034
    @thrawn2034 Před 6 lety +456

    "Finn and Who?" This always make me laugh.

    • @obaid1999
      @obaid1999 Před 6 lety +5

      Thrawn2034 finn and jake bro who else? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @thrawn2034
      @thrawn2034 Před 5 lety

      Obaid waheed rofl

    • @obaid1999
      @obaid1999 Před 5 lety

      Thrawn2034 it was meant to be in the voice of PC principle from south park

  • @krushchilde
    @krushchilde Před 6 lety +197

    "we actually have a plan. don't anyone freak out and mutiny"

  • @OfficialDrize
    @OfficialDrize Před 4 lety +29

    Lightning: *Exists*
    Yoda: Free real estate, it is.

  • @wojtekreliga3881
    @wojtekreliga3881 Před 3 lety +13

    5:50 Actually it is impossible, that one gun shot into the head of AT-AT's head could destroy all machine.
    It was shown in "Rogue One", where during battle of Scarif rocket shout centally into AT-AT's head not only didn't destroy the machine, but even didn't make a certain damage of it (machine was only stunned for a short time).

    • @felps_4500
      @felps_4500 Před 3 lety +1

      Except it's not an AT-AT but an AT-M6, which have more armor and pretty much everything else better compared to the AT-AT

  • @gpgpgpgp1000
    @gpgpgpgp1000 Před 5 lety +316

    "Finn and who?" Priceless

  • @marie-annechatelain37
    @marie-annechatelain37 Před 6 lety +755

    « Finn and Rose just died. »
    « Finn and who ? »
    👌

  • @nicholasheredia4235
    @nicholasheredia4235 Před 3 lety +23

    2:40 Her squeal. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @megaXcrono
    @megaXcrono Před 2 lety +6

    4:38 Rey's response to Luke was literally what I said in the theater when he said that line.

  • @themartianway
    @themartianway Před 6 lety +187

    The scene where they catch the Blaster fire and then knock it back, is not only incredible, but is a logical next step given what we've already seen in tfa.

    • @funoff3207
      @funoff3207 Před 6 lety +2

      'Logical next step' is not in Rian Johnson's vocabulary. I hope he has his 3 films taken away.

  • @Mana7Origin
    @Mana7Origin Před 6 lety +809

    "We actually have a plan."
    This is all we wanted to hear and this is what an experienced leader should say.

    • @Andriej69
      @Andriej69 Před 6 lety +51

      They focused too much on her being a Tumblr self-insert

    • @Warmishcookies
      @Warmishcookies Před 6 lety +13

      My working theory is she is was a Kathleen Kennedy insert. As in, she was put in as a kind of tribute to her leadership style. I can imagine that she’d be the type of leader who deliberately withheld information about ‘the bigger picture’ and would get angry that anyone dare question her authority or expertise. And maybe that’s why she says she likes Poe despite treating him...not well. So the inclusion of a character that the audience is so critical of probably didn’t wind up being the best way to ‘honor’ Kennedy. Or maybe it was. Who knows.

    • @Andriej69
      @Andriej69 Před 6 lety +11

      There's absolutely zero quality control over this shitpile

    • @alexjednorowicz1016
      @alexjednorowicz1016 Před 6 lety +14

      I think she should have just said, "Poe, don't you think the reason they can track us through hyperspace is because there's a spy here?" Or something similar

    • @emberguard5009
      @emberguard5009 Před 6 lety +5

      I was thinking "Finn, you're literally wearing a tracking device on your wrist. If Rey can track it, chances are so can the Empire"

  • @AmarjeetSingh-pw9jx
    @AmarjeetSingh-pw9jx Před 4 lety +21

    0:19 I love the Lost reference, “not penny’s boat”

  • @bbatman1164
    @bbatman1164 Před 3 lety +8

    1:05
    Hopefully he can tell Poe THE DANG PLAN

  • @ludovicm5585
    @ludovicm5585 Před 6 lety +132

    -"why did you slice my hand ?!?"
    -meh, family tradition...

    • @timothywong7280
      @timothywong7280 Před 6 lety

      ludovic meyriat you are going to star in Logan Lucky anyway, so ...

  • @flix5121
    @flix5121 Před 6 lety +470

    The "I'm a grandfather" joke will never get boring. xD

  • @evergreen8600
    @evergreen8600 Před 3 lety +17

    This is infinitely better and more entertaining than what actually happened

  • @Mattheq
    @Mattheq Před rokem +7

    I love how happy Ben is to see his grandad

  • @therealmr.shaddow2976
    @therealmr.shaddow2976 Před 4 lety +1068

    WHY DIDNT WE GET ACKBAR AS CAPTAIN

  • @spygatez
    @spygatez Před 6 lety +651

    "YOU'RE GRANDFATHER TOO?!" & "HI BEN" killed me

    • @trashcan9372
      @trashcan9372 Před 6 lety +2

      Victoria Downey-Stark who was that

    • @spygatez
      @spygatez Před 6 lety +2

      +Arizoko Yes

    • @hitrapperandartistdababy
      @hitrapperandartistdababy Před 6 lety +17

      Anakin getting excited never gets old xD

    • @tripler2833
      @tripler2833 Před 6 lety +9

      Ikr? When the music starts playing, I was like "Oh, does that mean.... XD damn Anakin, way to go!"

    • @benrussell-gough1201
      @benrussell-gough1201 Před 6 lety +9

      Anakin Skywalker is and always will be the stone in the shoe in Obi-Wan Kenobi's life and afterlife. Yet he still likes him dammit!

  • @thrillathakilla
    @thrillathakilla Před rokem +6

    OMG the "Why'd you slice off my hand reference!"

  • @fabriciofreire6551
    @fabriciofreire6551 Před rokem +2

    3:56
    All the skywalkers: welcome to the family Ben!

  • @skinhk
    @skinhk Před 4 lety +2160

    After Episode 9, all I can say is...
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    |
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    |
    |
    |
    I couldn't wait to see Anakin asking Palpatine "You have a grand-daughter ?"

    • @frobie200
      @frobie200 Před 4 lety +8

      Yes

    • @mirkala8696
      @mirkala8696 Před 4 lety +7

      Is this really true???

    • @wenbluepirate3954
      @wenbluepirate3954 Před 4 lety +22

      @@mirkala8696 WE MUST TELL EVERYONE!

    • @Jungoguy
      @Jungoguy Před 4 lety +7

      It’d be even funnier if Palps reacts like that. I HAVE A GRANDAUGHTER!

    • @WilyGryphon
      @WilyGryphon Před 4 lety +3

      It'd be even funnier if he broke tradition and threw up like the rest of us, and Rey decided not to continue the trend for the same reason and therefore chose the name Skywalker.

  • @F4Effort
    @F4Effort Před 4 lety +2498

    Bruh legit every single scene in this video would have made the actual movie exponentially better though

  • @rev-9624
    @rev-9624 Před 3 lety +16

    4:23 This is just sad.
    Shall we let em go?
    Uhhhh...no

    • @TigerWing141
      @TigerWing141 Před rokem +2

      4:31 Oh dang, Finn and rose just died!”
      Leia, “Finn and who?”

  • @fellowsoliderofchrist2263

    If we got the “It’s a trap” scene in the last Jedi it would’ve the greatest thing ever.

  • @captainez4387
    @captainez4387 Před 6 lety +400

    This is now canon

  • @justincarrubba759
    @justincarrubba759 Před 6 lety +874

    The "its a trap" part and Yoda's laugh at the end had me dying

  • @camerontaylor7177
    @camerontaylor7177 Před 3 lety +17

    1:10
    If only that happened... 😢

  • @tgreg92
    @tgreg92 Před 7 měsíci +5

    ❤ that "real" ending was frickin awesome

  • @arunramesh8133
    @arunramesh8133 Před 6 lety +145

    Kylo : "Why'd you slice off my hand?"
    Rey: "C'mon , it's Star Wars....."

    • @kodaiyoung
      @kodaiyoung Před 6 lety +3

      Yeah, and in every second trilogy movie someone must lose a hand.

    • @lemon-xs7xj
      @lemon-xs7xj Před 6 lety +4

      Star Wars likes to cut people's hands off. It's what they do.

    • @FriendZone75
      @FriendZone75 Před 6 lety +2

      It’s imperative that you understand.

  • @lyricthemusicman
    @lyricthemusicman Před 5 lety +480

    I love the little reunions and where Anakin is like "I'M A DAD!" and "I'M A GRANDPA!"

    • @G7D07
      @G7D07 Před 4 lety +2

      Me2 hahaha it’s actually cute comedy

  • @tranquilthoughts7233
    @tranquilthoughts7233 Před rokem +4

    Every single one of these clips is a tremendous improvement on the original

  • @virginialoverproductions1226

    0:19 I never noticed that this was a lost reference before I'm cracking up!

  • @spencersholden
    @spencersholden Před 6 lety +254

    Ackbar ending was best ending.

    • @NickTovA
      @NickTovA Před 6 lety +2

      Spencer Holden That could have been better but sadly the actor passed away before the filming of the movie ended

  • @royxeph_arcanex
    @royxeph_arcanex Před 4 lety +628

    The mid-credits scene here is horribly, horribly underrated.
    "People, we actually have a plan to survive. Don't start a mutiny"
    LOGIC, AT LAST.

    • @GuardianOwl
      @GuardianOwl Před 4 lety +16

      The reason so many resistance died in the shuttles is because Poe discovered what Holdo was trying to keep secret, that they were fueling up the transports. Given the First Order was suddenly able to track their ships through hyperspace, perhaps she thought maybe there was a spy on board and thus wanted to keep her plan close to the vest because if the First Order knew to scan for the small ships, they would be massacred. Then Poe blabbed about the transports on open comms and Holdo's escape plan fell into the hands of the enemy when Poe's longshot plan to shut down the tracker failed.

    • @warzonemoments3970
      @warzonemoments3970 Před 4 lety +3

      The reason she told no one of the plans was so that if there was a spy or any of the resistance members got caught, the first order wouldn't know the plan

    • @royxeph_arcanex
      @royxeph_arcanex Před 4 lety +17

      That's a reason for not telling *everyone* but not a reason for not telling a captain that just led a mutiny against you

    • @i-deni-i5138
      @i-deni-i5138 Před 4 lety +1

      @@royxeph_arcanex a captain that don't want to disobey orders.

    • @nikolab.4065
      @nikolab.4065 Před 4 lety +17

      But was there a spy? They never even elaborated on that, so the whole spy thing goes out the window. Especially since it was never said in-movie, *at all* ...

  • @luzangelaschneider9372

    You guys crack me up every time keep up the great work!

  • @novaenforcer1563
    @novaenforcer1563 Před 2 lety +2

    Ben: why did you slice off my hand
    Rey: because your a skywalker

  • @jaroslavb.korinek7285
    @jaroslavb.korinek7285 Před 6 lety +124

    It's a trap is a perfect line for dying in epic way. Way better for Ackbar than being just blown to space.

  • @aniallater33
    @aniallater33 Před 4 lety +509

    Luke: What did you think was going to happen? I’d take on the entire First Order with nothing but a laser sword?
    Also Luke in the Original Trilogy: *Takes on entire Empire with nothing but a laser sword*

    • @gregd806
      @gregd806 Před 4 lety +30

      ANiallater 33
      Legends Luke: Takes on Many, many Enemies with Laser sword, becomes The most powerful Jedi ever, And is said to have the skill of 20 Jedi in 1.

    • @kireba268
      @kireba268 Před 4 lety +1

      @@gregd806 Its light saber

    • @i-deni-i5138
      @i-deni-i5138 Před 4 lety +2

      @@gregd806 wow that's sooooo.....boring.

    • @johnnygyro2295
      @johnnygyro2295 Před 4 lety +9

      @@i-deni-i5138
      Not really. He had to work to get to that level and even then he still had setbacks. For example, he had quite a few students turn to the Dark Side, including Ben's Legends Counterpart Jacen Solo.

    • @gregd806
      @gregd806 Před 4 lety +3

      John Morgan I mean, he even turned to the dark side once...

  • @MrOgge50
    @MrOgge50 Před 3 lety +12

    I would have so liked to see this version of the movie instead of the one we got

  • @PureGarbageWithCheese
    @PureGarbageWithCheese Před rokem +5

    Rey: Okay, but who were my parents?
    Kenobi: Korkie and Soniee.
    Rey: Nice, I’m a Mandalorian.

  • @adoboflash
    @adoboflash Před 5 lety +5187

    That Akbar Part is really Epic.

    • @rault114
      @rault114 Před 5 lety +277

      I really wish Ackbar was in command during those scenes. He's a known leader of the Rebellion, and him exiting like that would've been super badass. Instead, he dies unspectacularly while that exit becomes the only good thing Holdo does in this shitshow of a movie.

    • @victormelendez2332
      @victormelendez2332 Před 5 lety +39

      Ender Stratos God I hate that character Holdo

    • @jeremymileski4317
      @jeremymileski4317 Před 5 lety +37

      "Excellent! Sorry, sister" classic!!

    • @Shorts-xb5yd
      @Shorts-xb5yd Před 5 lety +89

      Do you know what this is? ITS. A. TRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!
      R.I.P Akbar. The best leader

    • @rabies5179
      @rabies5179 Před 5 lety +6

      It really is.
      Alexa, play a New Hope 2

  • @Tango_Hendrix
    @Tango_Hendrix Před 6 lety +313

    "....No one freak out, or start a mutiny or anything....." Lmao if I ever have a family I'll put that on a golden plaque above the fireplace.

  • @animacionesesteban8963
    @animacionesesteban8963 Před 2 lety +15

    2:46 I laughed so hard XD

  • @gigigigi955
    @gigigigi955 Před 3 lety +2

    Bruh, these videos are the BEST and when I mean the BEST THEN I MEAN IT