Funny Stormtrooper Conversations (STAR WARS JEDI: FALLEN ORDER)
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- Here's a collection of funny Stormtrooper conversations for your amusement from the game STAR WARS JEDI: FALLEN ORDER.
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So it's canon that "Stormtrooper of the Year" is an official title in the Empire
That's hilarious to point out because it must be true hahaha!
'A purge trooper complimented me recently.'
'The second sister tried to compliment me, but I was too busy fighting.'
'We are true assets to the empire'
I love this dialogue so much
Hahahaha
Someone has a crush on the Second Sister
@@NikoChristianWallenberg I definitely do
@@NikoChristianWallenberg I don’t blame him
Chad troopers
Did the Empire hire pepole from the Reds and Blues.
maybe they are contemplating why there here in the first place
Maybe attacking while listening to some sweet tunes in a truck like vehicle
Penguin Lover 17 or maybe they are on the quest for headlight fluid
Some of them sound like Caboose.
Probably Craig's List.
you missed one:
Stormtrooper #1: did you know you can calibrate a blaster to punch through Mandalorian armor
Stormtrooper #2: if you try that a Mandalorian will break you in half
Stormtrooper #1: funny, that's how the guy who told me died
I missed more than one. I have about 150 other funny conversations recorded that never made it into this video. And there's even more than that too, I just gave up recording them eventually.
Awesome
@@Tremorism would you do a second part of funny conversations? Please 🙏
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fun fact: this made it into survivor
I did a force pull on one stormtrooper up on a ledge... He said something like "Gravity doesn't work this way!" . Made me put the controller down and start laughing.
I have heard hundreds of their lines, but not that one. I know there's still tons more I haven't heard.
@Julian Hernandez nobody cares
I also laughed when one of them says a jedi huh after killing me I don't know why but I found it funny
@@konanelbarbaro1221 ok and?
I've also heard that one
Trooper 1: Hey.
Trooper 2: Yeah?
Trooper 1: Ever wonder why we're here?
Trooper 2: Dunno. It's one of life's greatest mysteries...
Trooper 1: What? I mean why are we inside a cave full of hostile creatures. It's literally just us two against monsters evolved to kill other monsters!
roses are red and violets are blue
it looks like a puma
or a chupacabra
Trooper 2: I don't know. I signed up to fight some Jedi. Next thing I know, Anakin kills all of the younglings, and now I'm stuck in this cave.
I love that dude they’ve been bringing more characters to stormtroopers like in Mandalorian
Red vs red
And blue vs blue
It's me vs me
And I against you.
I was literally about to comment exactly that
"I'm hungry, it's reduce the quality of my poster and aim" the Stormtroopers finally answer why their aim is bad
*posture.
That and cheap blasters and tiny eyeholes in the helmet
First Name ..
Lariine Playz..
Ironically, in this game their aim is actually pretty good.
I honestly feel bad for these guys, seems like the type of guys that do their jobs to support their families, until they get killed with a lightsaber, deflected blaster bolts or the hostile creatures
2023 edit: Holy crap! I wasn't expecting my comment to have so many likes!
Now I feel bad for killing them all
That’s because that’s what they are. They always have been
@DamageSlash That would be the more jedi thing to do
I wish I didn’t have to kill them, hopefully we get a cool stormtrooper perspective game
@@joshg1555 I think that would be fun, having some perspective from their angle would be awesome
My cousin's out fighting Jedi and what do I get? Guard duty.
My cousin is guarding the emperor himself, and I'm stuck with night patrol.
New i just want Respawn to put Skyrim references in the sequel. Someone needs to tell them to do that, its a perfect oppurtunity
He’s lucky
I used to be a bounty hunter like you, until I took a blaster bolt to the knee.
They more likely get shot by rebels or killed by creatures than jedi.
There is a dialogue between two troopers in kashyyk where one of them said "Well, at least he had the high ground"
Smiling Snake omg yea I laughed at that
Sometimes a purge trooper will say "don't underestimate my power" while fighting them
@@maximumwill9208 that anakin i start panakin ciz i dont have a planakin
Yeah that one is hilarious
Jedi: “I won’t kill you, it isn’t the Jedi way” every dead stormtrooper: “am I a joke to you?”
Yeah
Could argue self defense... sometimes...
Fun fact: A stormtrooper's armor is designed to disperse a blaster bolt's energy all over the trooper's armor. When that happens, the trooper will get a nasty shock with the worst case of scenario is them being knocked unconscious. So, in other words the stormtroopers you 'killed' by deflecting their own bolts at them may still be alive. But of course, I would be lying if I say that their armor is completely blaster proof.
*"U N P R O D U C T I V E H U M A N"*
-Imperial security droid
I wonder why would droid said that to Cal? Which beg the mysterious question
@@Crazy4monkey117 Majority of the galaxy in this time already believed the Jedi were a bunch fanatical cultists that tried to seize power for themselves during the Clone Wars. Not very productive If you're being a thorn in the Empire's ass.
This almost makes me feel bad for pushing them into an abyss
almost
@ @@porkbork3500 , almost ?
@@thekhans2823 almost.
People always say almost, but no, I actually feel bad
I just think they'll respawn and like nothing happened
There’s one where one of the troopers recites his handbook and says it helps with his anxiety. Makes me feel bad when I fight him
I love and hate that the stormtroopers where given personality, the reason I love it is because now they seem like actual PEOPLE and not just some copy paste soldiers. The reason I hate it is because I FEEL SO BAD FOR KILLING THEM, so whenever I have the chance to let them live by running away, that’s exactly what I do
Now I don't want to kill them
That’s what I loved about Jedi outcast and academy. You could use force pull to take their guns away and let them live.
Easy solution
Become a complete sadist like me, then the only problem you’ll have is keeping your sanity
Maybe I am a sith after all…… oops
Remember the empire oppressed the entire galaxy, and if Disney didn't own star wars, the stormtroopers would probably rape civilians too
I didn't even know they could run away.
I love the realistic reactions from stormtroopers when you're decimating them, like the "wait, I'm the only one left?", "damn it, I knew it would end like this" and "ohhhh, no, nonononono!" hilarious.
I think your a psychopath
y'all are psychopaths!
@@forgotten5889 how is that psychopathic he just likes how they act realistic in situations like that bruh
@@doomslayer453 bro he said that its hilarious fym
@@notdismays4166wtf do u mean How is it funny
I had a great one this morning. Got shot in combat and the storm trooper happily exclaimed “Hey! I hit him!” immediately followed with his next line with a bit of panic in his voice saying “Wait, why did I do that?”
See? This is why I like to leave these guys alone, noble soldiers just living everyday lives.
Yeah
kinda remind me of arkham thug conversation
@ @@badreedinedjellali1328 , expect the stormtroopers are good guys
I meant the say the same funny lines
@ @@badreedinedjellali1328 , yeah but the stormtroopers are good guys
I remember when I was on the second ruins you visit in Zeffo (the one with gravity shenanigans), and when I was climbing some vines an enemy spotted me and said something like "The enemy is here!". But when I tried to jump to him I accidentally fell into an abyss and he just said "Uhhh, OK". I laughed my ass off.
I knew these guys were amazing when in the game as you’re approaching them, one said, “uhhh, should we attack him?”
I swear at the end of the game in the fortress a purge trooper told me that I underestimated his power. I've never heard one of them say it again but I just said "no no no settle down anakin"
Yeah. I think only the Elctro Hammer Purge Troopers say that, and during the story they only show up twice.
They are goddamn adorable
I agree wholeheartedly and submit that the same is also true for clones and battle droids
“Jedi can reflect blasts, so you’re just making it easier for them.”
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH
When stormtrooper said he is never gonna get promoted then i spared him
I was trying to complete the holomap and heard that line and sparred him. I also had one where I was running at a stormtrooper and screamed had to spare him to
@@eclipsedragonx906 2 years later now I'm replying I never knew they did that beggin to spare them I might play the game again now
I don't remember the rest of the dialogue but I remember one of the Stormtroopers saying "If something that big sneaks up on you, you deserve to die." Legit made me laugh out loud.
The one at 7:50?
@@thishandlefeaturesucks Bingo
Seriously, we need a game from an Imperial perspective. A Republic Commando style game, playing as a Death Trooper, finding situations to pull a stormtroopers fat out of the fire, walking through the ship all professional and hearing these kinds of conversations.
RIP Imperial Commando
That or a battlefront 3 one similar to the OG bf2
@@ScoutTrooperMan Yeah, but no betraying the Empire. Espacially when you're playing as a Death Trooper as they would never betray the Empire.
@@floriansteininger347 indeed
@@ScoutTrooperMan But it would be cool to give them more depth and portray them as they should be, absolut badasses that are extremly skilled.
Me: *picks up a stormtrooper and dangles them over a cliff*
Stormtrooper: please put me down!
Me: very poor choice of words
Lol
Don’t be mean to the troopers 😔
@@joshg1555 you should've said "I need him!"
yeah honestly I really feelt bad for them in the mandolorain show
The parts that always gets me is when you take out the rest of their squadron and they call for help or when they acknowledge that they’ll die.
Or even when you just realise that they are trying to support their families.
This is just like the Clean Wehrmacht myth.
@@paulaccuardi9071 The what?
@@OrionDawn15 It's a negationist notion that the common German soliders weren't at all involved in the Holocaust or other similar large scale nazi crimes. People who follow this notion generally force the blame away from the common soldier and onto the SS. Generally speaking, this notion is of course provably incorrect.
Also note that this doesn't really apply to the Empire. Despite the fact that the Galactic Empire is generally presented as evil in Star Wars narratives (And they do also commit war crimes) people have debated for a long, long time that the Empire did at worst just as much good as they did harm and best were actually not that bad a government system - certainly a better one than the utterly corrupt Galactic Republic that came before. Though that's of course up for interpretation. Meanwhile Nazi Germany did very, very few things that were at all beneficial to the world as a whole.
@@desreploid3353 Wrong. Your average Wehrmacht trooper had nothing to do with the holocaust and can't be blamed. Shush.
@@NorthernNorthdude91749 Blatantly incorrect. During the Holocaust even civilians that were not part of the Wehrmacht took part. The Wehrmacht did take part in the Holocaust and many other attrocities, such as executions of civilians and POWs. This was proven well before the turn of the millennium. They may not have taken part in planning the events, but they did take part in executing them.
I love how they call each other stormtrooper
Numbers probably sound and feel awkward during small talks and they simply don't want to bond too much with each other since they know they're all disposable. So yeah I'm pretty sure it's awkward for them too😅
The team that wrote the dialogue for this game deserves a compliment from a purge trooper.
stormtrooper conversations are one of my favorite parts of fallen order. i feel bad killing them, the dialogue makes you realize you're killing other human beings
I remember on Bogano, I overheard 2 stormtroopers discussing how they have no chance against a jedi but their loyalty to the empire is far stronger than their fear. Then they go on to tell each other how it's an honor serving alongside one another. So sad.
A smart trooper is one who doesn't shoot at a Jedi after watching five of his comrades get killed by their own reflected fire.
5:55 I don’t like the shadowlands, it’s huge, dark and irritating, and there are creatures everywhere.
I love you
Just like sand
I’ve just Realised that’s a Reference to Anakin Skywalker’s Loathing of Sand
I want a Clone Wars era game where the battle droids speak like this
They do that a lot in the show. Though I hope we get to see that in Clone Wars inspired video game
Roger Roger
Then you'll love survivor
@@apolloknight9521 I thought some cool bonus content would be actual Clone Wars missions where you can play as the commanding Jedi, Fallen Order style. Each Jedi would have their own set of powers.
Good news about survivor
I was in the middle of a fight and a stormtrooper said something like stuffs like "please stay down?" "I don't wanna die here" and "I knew it would end up like this".
Dude was such a pure soul I couldn't kill him and ran away. ;__;
"It won't be my fault"
~Stormtroopers
4:58. This really says a lot about this guy's character, loved the dialogue in this game, smart, clever and often emotional.
The phillak and the foot conversation would have been funnier if the commander had said, "Walk it off."
The trooper would have reploed, "Walk it off? I can hardly walk at all!"
0:09 Annnnnd..... I'm already dead, haha. 😂
🤣
@@Tremorism Guess we now finally have proof of why these guys miss so many easy targets in the movies; lack of self-confidence in their aim, low self-esteem, ...fear of the local wildlife. 🤣
@@HurleyEffect Haha yep. Also suffering from hunger due to not enough rations, and a lack of sleep. Oh, and some are smart enough to know it is better to miss a Jedi than to shoot directly at him since he can reflect the blaster bolt lol. It's a funny game :)
Gotta give it to Dee Bradley Baker for the work on stormtrooper voices
Yes!
wait what
It's not just Dee Bradley Baker voicing these Stormtroopers,right?
I pulled a stormtrooper once and he said “Please! Put me down!”
I would’ve if I could.
Yeah, Cal has a problem with gutting them if you just release the pull button. I just force push them into a wall, and convince myself that I knocked them unconscious.
your pfp really helps sell that comment lol
In the first level of the game, the stormtroopers sounded so scared and said stuff like, “T-they can’t all be dead, can they?” And, “I-I’m not sure I can do this..”. And I ended up crying because I felt bad for the stormtroopers. (And before you call me weak and stuff, I’m 11 and is really sensitive)
Empathy for others is a sign of strength, not weakness. It's something to be proud of, so nice one!
William Decode
There’s nothing bad about feeling sorry for something.
Really? I never heard there scared lines since I just rush em and slash them
Read the other comments, you are not the only one that feels bad for them
It's ok! I feel so bad when I kill them, especially when they get scared, but I can't help it because it looks cool to kill things with a lightsaber.
7:03 The fact that stormtroopers still get access to what is basically the star wars version of the internet. Just imagine stormtroopers trying to go through guides of trying to get slime off boots
I never knew I needed Matt Mercer and Yuri Lowenthal stormtroopers in my life, but here we are.
Anyone remember the dialogue where one stormtrooper tells another the facts about those big spider things and the the other tells him to shut up? Trying to find how that dialogue went
wow, the empire had some serious morale issues.
These Stormtrooper conversations are like the Thug conversations in the Batman: Arkham games, they’re just fun to listen to
Once, I was exploring some ruins on Zeffo when I encountered these stormtroopers staring at one of those ancient guard bots. The droid actually asks the troopers what they were doing there, and the troopers started whispering to each other about what they were supposed to do. Eventually, the droid seemed to give up on them and just caved the two guys' skulls in.
Jedi Outcast: You're a cool soldier turned Jedi, you have no remorse killing stormtroopers. Yet you can simply disarm them.
Fallen Order: You're a Jedi, trained not to kill. You have to kill stormtroopers and can't disarm them.
Jedi are real monsters, i guess.
I love listening to their convos 😂
5:56 Anakin would be proud
Lol 😂😂
Is it possible to beat the game without killing imperials? Poor soldiers...
No. You can skip quite a few of them, but there are times where you must kill them.
@@Tremorism This is outrageous, It's unfair!
@@dmitrykhvostik5975 I fucking love this community
@@Tremorism Don't lecture me, Fuzzy Bearbarian. I see through the lies of this video!
Sensing some metro vibes, where you can stealth knock out enemies lol
It really makes Cal seem like just a monster.
He’s basically a god, guy could not be a murdering psycho, but he revels in violence.
He’s basically a sith
I just want a open world Star Wars game in which you just play as a Stormtrooper (of the Galactic Empire not First Order) that can rank up after doing missions and gain new armor, weapons, skills, it would be also nice if you could play in historical battles on multiple planets, like Hoth, Yavin 4, Scarif etc. They could implement a system in which based on your skill and deck preference you can be a TIE Fighter Pilot or a AT-AT Pilot, meaning that there should totally be space fights and hell maybe even aquatic ones , since Seatroopers are a thing in canon. Side Quest should not be treated like bonus content only for grinding XP, but instead like Special Assignments, lets say that a side quest would be you protecting some ancient artifact, and if you completed its story line you could become a Novatrooper, or by retrieving something from the world of Mustafar you could become a Lavatrooper. The last thing that game should have is multiple ways to approach a fight, either stealthily or guns blazing, but in the end this will never be realized and I'm just speaking out of my ass in bad English.
Gives the Troopers much more personality and depth.
Reminds a person they are just People
Yet they always get slaughtered and nobody cares -.-
How is it that Stormtrooper aim became such a meme that Disney has been trying to find a way to explain it in-canon ever since?
It's unfortunate. The Stormtroopers are pretty effective when fighting non-heroes in the movies. And there's a a theory that in ANH they were instructed not to kill them as they fled the Death Star because they put a tracking device on the ship, but that's not confirmed.
@@quack_stack it’s confirmed in the movie
I was really questioning the silence in the beginning and why they didn’t just put the joke immediately…then I saw why it was there and it got me laughing for quite a while-
This game makes it perfectly clear that stormtrooper stationed on on-world bases experienced the worst..
Because of the wildlife and such.
I love that they admit their aim is ass
Jedi: "I can't kill him it's not the jedi way"
Thousands of dead stormtroopers who were hacked without a second thought laying around
Man, you deserve more recognition
Thanks mate!
Purge troopers have many great lines, too ;-) And there are many 'hidden' dialogues on the Mantis ... almost nobody spends time travelling through the galaxy after Merrin has joined the crew, but it's pretty insightful (e.g. she talks about another nightsister - her friend - and says something like 'When we were older I thought we would be together.') :-D
Can you do the ones when they fight you?
One hit me and then said: "Ah! Please don't hurt me!"
Made me LOL
I thought about it but it took sooooo long going through hours of footage to do this one that I decided my mouse hand and back couldn't take it lol.
@@Tremorism That's fair enough. I just wondered. :)
@@Beautiful_Sound_1995 It would be funny though, like the start and end comments in this video. I like the one where you kill all of them and the last one says, "It's just me then."
@@Tremorism Ha. I had the same but he just went "Ohhh no... Oh no, no, no, no."
This is some Red vs Blue level of dialogue
I had a stormtrooper who hit me and he said. "Ah! Please dont hurt me". I pushed him of a cliff 🤣🤣🤣
Damn bro you’ve got the whole squad laughing
@@bazinga8203 is that sarcasm haha
why you so brutal😂😂
Technically you didn’t hurt him, the fall hurt him
I want a game from a stormtroopers perspective. They made Star Wars into a comedic shit fest. I fucking hate what it is now. But this game atleast showed us the human side to stormtroopers.
Because they are human and they should be represented in a video game in a very good way.
A Republic Commando style game with a Stormtrooper perspective would be amazing.
@@ic0nic707 ikr
they behave more like conscripts than 'stormtroopers'
It would be cool if we got a game were we just played as a regular storm trooper and see there perspectives
Sad part is that every single one of those unique individuals died after this recording lol
I wouldn't be surprised if one of them said "I saw a mudcrab the other day. Disgusting creatures."
This is the most entertaining thing I’ve heard in a long time
stormtrooper: "it's not luck its skill, at least for me" proceeds to die from Cal using his lightsaber like he is playing Wii sports tennis
I was watching a playthrough of the game (zanny's, I think) and when he was fighting a bunch of troopers I heard a one say "I hit him!... Why did I do that?!"
When I recorded all the scenes for this by the end I had over 200 different conversations and was still hearing more. I decided too many would be too many, but there's probably even more to hear than I've heard so far.
@@Tremorism That's fair enough. Have you considered doing a part 2, though? You won't have to cram all of the conversations into one video. Or would that be too much hassle?
I did consider it but I've been pretty sick lately so I haven't had time to even play much let alone catch up on my backlog of work, so yeah, probably won't happen. Pretty disappointing as there's been an update to the game I wanted to jump into, but haven't had the chance. My biggest goal right now is to be well in time for Ghost of Tsushima :D
@@Tremorism Oh, that's a shame - but I understand. I hope you get well soon!
when the kill you the say hey I actually won
there was this one trooper that was freaking out on zeffo saying, "oh no, is he gonna kill us all?!" which made me feel really bad after deflecting the blaster bolts on all of them so i just went to a save point and rested so they all respawned uwu
holy shit i didn't recognize my own comment. i just chuckled at my own words...wow.
@@chrysaliscrisis8530 Both of these comments are hilarious 😂
6:13 Yep, I would say that too. 😂
Okay, without any actual context about this game, I watched this vidoe. Now I am INSTANTLY sold. EA, I still don't want you to take my money, but I want this game
If you're a PC gamer get it on Origin. Pretty much the same price as the full game but you also get 12 months of access to all previous and all new games too. Yes it's EA, but it's still a bargain. I was skeptical of Anthem so I bought it on Origin when it came out. Would have been a major rip off if I'd bought it by itself, but with Origin it didn't matter as much because I got a ton of other games - Star Wars Jedi Fallen Order was one of them. On console, EA Access is a similar thing I think.
Guard might get nervous a Jedi approaches with his lightsaber drawn
Me: kills a stormtrooper
Me (in Anakin’s voice): What have I done?
These guy's have to be Clones (Different Templates of course). It's the same voices every time!
5:31 Troopers are so much more positive.
Me: (while staring at stormtroopers from a safe distance) You know, I'm just going to leave them be. They can't hurt me from here.
Stormtrooper: Just fight us already!
Me: ...okay.
See, if the Purge Troopers acted like THIS instead of horny murderers, I wouldn't hate them so much
Idk man, their name is literally "Purge Troopers", they're trained to kill Jedi, some of them are clone wars vets and they're all disciplined and high ranking so they probably don't even have any friends, I kinda like their image but yeah gotta agree they sound like real sith material lol
Guess this is what happens when you replace clone troopers with random recruits they are sloppy as hell but can still kill you with common stormtroopers
I force pulled a stormtrooper and my mans said "okay then" 😭
I’m just saying I’d hug stormtroopers because they deserve hugs.
I remember a Purge Trooper & Scout Trooper were talking about how the Purge Trooper trained his whole life to kill Jedi. I force pushed them off a ledge.
6:35 this older sounding trooper may be a clone trooper
I wish you could disarm them with a force pull like in Jedi Outcast, never liked killing these guys.
Oh yeah... that's what i always did in Jedi Outcast and Jedi Academy once i got this ability!
4:27 yuri lowenthal!
"He's just too far!"
*Literally near Cal*
"He's just too far!"
Standing right in front of him. LOL
Not a conversation but my favourite stormtrooper line is
"i don't like you very much"
One time, a scout trooper was circling around me and after a couple seconds he recoiled back even after I did nothing
Remember the stormtroopers are the good guys in the Star Wars universe
It's nice that some Star Wars media portrays the enemies as actual people and not just mindless killing machines.
Really like how they got one of the storm troopers VA's from the original Battlefront
Those two stormies that eliminated a bunch of traitors must be good. I bet they have to carry a lot of weight.
0:00
He has mastered... the ability to stand so perfectly still... that he remains invisible to the enemy.
Trooper 1: fool you missed!
Trooper 2: I didn’t miss!…I just couldn’t hit him