The Sjambok by Cold Steel Test. How to kill a zombie.
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That beating meat was super stupid for real !!!
Hi adam, hope u are okay
I know this video was made back in 2012, but I will comment anyway. I have two of the original sjamboks. They had this red plastic material as a grip. And they featured raised lines that some may or may not like. Those were also thinner in diameter than the second generation models you have now. For a length of wiggly and not perfectly rounded or extruded plastic, they can whip leaves off of trees and bushes. Of course they can create terrible welts and tear skin just like the real sjamboks which were made from the hide of a rhino. Specifically a strip over the spine which when removed provides a triangular shaped length of leather that is then rolled into a round shape. After it dries it's hard, flexible and extremely tough. Police use them as non lethal weapons or tools such as in crowd control.
I imagine the thinner ones might sting more than the fatter new models, but the new models might be more symmetrical and they have a much nicer handle. Sorry to say your tests don't exactly give people an idea of how wicked these things are nor would I use them against zombies or as a first choice weapon to kill anything. It's akin to beating someone with a stick or whipping them to death. Not effective compared to other weapons.
I remember that Cold Steel also imported original Sjambok from South Africa. Maybe it was one of those.
I call it the African whip and if I was in a zombie apocalypse I would wip zombie ass literally
Call it "meat your masher "
The smack rack
It is normally best to hit with the very tip with weapons like these, since that is where the weapon has the most speed and the sharpest point.
***** Kinda hard to argue about the truth =P I do have hard times socializing, I am anti-social, what is there to argue about? XD
GABEN YOU DARE TO HARM ONE OF MY LOYAL OTAKUS? I MUST SSJ AND KICK YOUR ASS!!
XD You are right, I just had to add it due to the fact that ogre was in his name though x,x.
Probably late but call it "Meat Whacker" :P
the tenderizer test
this was posted 3 years ago, i don't think they will take any names now o3o
all hail the sjambok. i have 3 myself and got my first one back in 1996. I truly beleave it is the ultmate self defence tool. i have hit myself on accedent and on purpose and the pain is like nothing you could imagen. it is also so fast and light you can disarm and passify a attacker with very little effort. it is less than leathel but you can still choke a opponent with it. i think one of its greatest strenghts is fear, if you get hit with one you will be afraid of it.
call it the Meat Beater or the Steak Pain
Meat beater is cool and gross
The meat beater
Oxygen the meat beater was my nickname in college
Call it hang man 2.0
that originates in south africa
He says so, boet.
Vir Suid-Afrika!
The wife beater
You can tell from the video that he himself had his doubts about its effectiveness towards a zombie, but what he did point out is that it could be used to kill small animals or to fend of other survivors. And they do have concerns for killing zombies. They talk about always going for the head, keeping your distance, avoiding splattering the infected's blood, etc.
call it the dryer beacuse if you did not know they 'hang meat' to dry it then make jerky and other food produce and the dyer just sounds plain good
Oh and yes its plastic, but there are sooooo many different types of plastic and polypropylene happens to be an extremely durable and flexible material.
I like how people still keep giving suggestions on what to call the rack even though it's more than a year ago this video was published
Scientificly tested meat hangar connected to a strong metal chain supported by wood from a sycamore tree
I'd call it the dominatrix. Well, the meat is chained up before the pain comes.
call it the "steak shot" but dont put my name in the credits.. send me that f****n' shambok!
Nice one mate, looks like a handy zompoc must-have. The Steak Stake Out.
I find it funny how people are still commenting names even though this was made 2 years ago...
You didn't test the back of the weapon!!! I'm kind of disappointed, it's pretty brutal. I own the 54" cold steel sjambok and I have personally beat the shit, and have got the shit beaten out of me, with the front and back of the weapon. Of course when we were doing this I was going against the polypropylene hand and a half sword, I was sparing my boyfriend. Needless to say I didn't know how dangerous of a weapon I was playing with before we started fucking each other up.
Meat hanger
I was going to say thatm too
Taylor Wang*that
hahaha too bad x) You must be my lost brother or something, thinking just like me.
Oscar NotYourBuissines Me too
Oscar NotYourBuissines Me too
I like how he tried to act bad ass and have bravado before the tests, but had none of that during the results as if he was underwhelmed by them.
Lol late comment
But you have the same energy with "Fighting tips" in your playlist XDDD
The Pain Hanger, Hangman's Nightmare, The Wooden Post, The Sad Ending The Bar Less Prison, The Pole, The Lethal Concussion, The Bloody Holder
they should make a test for a fork if your in your house cornered by a zombie and only available weapon is a fork
The sjambok: World's most unusual meat tenderizer!
It should be named after the founder of the test, Lynn Thompson (cold steel president).
Thompson test
If they haven't done one yet they need to do the old fashioned hunting boomerang used for hunting.
*He beat that meat lik it owed him Money!*
my advertisement before the video started was for "littlest pet shop"
Obviously it should B called "the whacking the meat test", the naughty wordplay is staring him in the face! O_o
The next time you show meat beaten with leather we want Frances to do it.
Imagine the people who suffered from the Sjambok
Steel gallows. But I'm sure you already got the name...
You should call that meat thing the hall of meat challenge
i recognize that cut of meat. it's a chuck roast.
The Sjambok saved my dad and my younger sisters life glad I sent him one to the Philippines because its an effective self defense tool. 3 dudes was trying to mug him but big mistake he took out the sjambok from his truck and hit the closest asshole in the face that made him cry for his momma and thats all it took as the wound shocked terrified the other assholes and they ran like bitches
Call it "Hangman's Hell"
call it deadly hangover
The name for the meat rack is the chain of carnage
ok...well the skull is supposed to mimic actual bone density...but what about the meninges because those are really strong and even resistant to cutting... also the tissue surrounding the skull would act to hold the whole mass together...much like how laminated glass would react to a blunt force... shattering but not straight through breaking apart the skull because the flexible tissue acts to hold it together...also it looks like u fill it via a port through the top...that makes it weak
The butchers dangler!
name for ur meat dangler good luck guys!
A friend of mine had a sjambok back in the day. A proper swing with the right wind-up is very, very painful if you get hit with the sweet spot. The best it can do is heavy bruising and possibly breaking the skin a little. We were not smart kids.
you guys should test the cold steel escrima, and the trench hawk.
Step one: know how to effectively use the Sjambok, most effective impact point is the tip!
i loved my idea that was exactly "the meat cow killer badass thing"
the contraption of justice
Attach a lanyard with a 1" brass ball (drilled through) and you not only have a sjambok, but turn it around and you have an expedient medieval flail. Use the whip to create an opening and then skull your attacker with the brass ball (or break his clavicle, shoulder, ect. if you don't want to kill him. Either was he'll be hors de combat.)
Too fast to block, and easily modified to be lethal if you wish... I love the sjambok!
Can you call it: hanger
call it the "Hang In There"
dear zgb,
what is the best all round zombie killing weapon?
p.s.love the show
the swabbie
the tomahawk, the cold steel katana, the compensator, or the swabbie
my personal favorite is the swabbie for sure!!!!!THIS SHOW ROCKS!!!!! XD
cravenjooooooooooooo AA12 as long as you don’t run out of ammo during a horde attack.
cravenjooooooooooooo war hammer
So this is what Rory does in his spare time...
Can't be too dense of plastic if it's weaker than a pineapple :P
the ultimate slap weapon
If it kills a zombie take it , if it Doesn't dont take it
+1 for "Hang N' Bang", but why wouldn't you just call it the Gallows?
For some reason I can see that thing breaking some bones
This should be a tv show
The destruction chain
well WHAT IFsomeone capped the end with a nice layer of steel, then bolted or even duct taped it in place? thatd add lethality Im sure...
zombie gallows?
call it the ZGB zombie torture rack
i think a tv would smash a zombie but not kill it right away while as a flamthower would take a long time to kill the zombie i would think that the heat would make its brain explode inside the head
pretty much, i got one of these a year or so ago, the only useful end is the handle, which could pass for a fairly simple mace.
Im gonna have to go with "Mr. Dangles" for the meat rack.
Zombie Hangman. Even though contest is probably over.
Hey guys I think I found a pretty awesome name for the thing you can call the gallows of destruction
i know this is old but call it the willow.
It's the tip that does the damage.
the hunger hanger
call it the beef curtain
call it the steak breaker
Hanging chain of pain
the cliffhanger
uh, u do know u can get nails that are well over 2 inches long, and it only takes 2 inches or more to hit the brain, a bunch of nails on a bat or something to the head is gonna kill it
The meat matter, because what we see is what matters.
Hunting frog with sjambok
I like "DeadPost", even though its already "the Tenderizer". Tenderizer sounds more like something u hit meat with rather than hang stuff on.
YOU WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
I have a couple of these Sjamboks. I'm sure they won't kill you, but GOD DAMN! They would HURT!!
Zombie Go Boom: Hidden Blade and Conner's Tomahawk(Hatchet)
the guy said "ok lets beat sum meat" lmao
The hanger of death
the background music is fucking amazing!
I think u should name it hanger of DOOM
I think you should call it the pain game
it should be called stringed/chained beef
The meat hanger,the hanging meat,hanger,meat chain,torture porky,torturemeat(not good at naming stuff)
The meat beater,steak slapper 2000,beef bruiser
Maybe u should take the sjambok and hammer nails or screw screws into it and see if that would kill a zombie
Rocky's canes' punching bag
Steak Swing!! Swingin at the Steak Swing.
The name you should use is ....
(ZG) Zombie Gallow
Call it the hanger's last stand
Is it possible that you would want to hit the pineapple with the end of the weapon?
yes. You get WAY more power on the whips end
If you haven't named it yet, why not the Dead Beat?
i thank the name for your invention is the meat beater
Pain on a chain.
The butcher? The meat hook? Meat rack?