@@ThomasFarquhar2 its- you- you actually can say it like "did really hate" The same goes for your comment.. you can use both spelling and grammar to form that sentence
As a cabin liver in the middle of nowhere I'll say it's not bad. If you're on your property and some one else shows up that makes you uncomfortable brandishing a fire arm will get them to go away quickly.
Moral of the story: If someone ever comes up to you and offers you a slim Jim while talking about how much he hates his wife.... He probably killed her and is hiding in the cabin.
LMAO.. "he shoves him a fist full of slim jims and starts talking about how he hates his wife." That's got to be some real s*** right there. Mr Ballen got me rolling. 😂
I was having a perfectly good time listening to the story, I open my eyes (they were closed my head hurts) and see Jeff the killer. I screamed and my grandma freaked out and came up to check on me My god, I hate these picture
Well the "neighbour" was not lying, he did really hate his wife.
He _really_ hated his wife
Like really
@@ThomasFarquhar2 its- you- you actually can say it like "did really hate"
The same goes for your comment.. you can use both spelling and grammar to form that sentence
@@Archysus I wasn't correcting them, I was using _italics_ for emphasis
@@Archysus I don’t think they were trying to inform/correct comment ^^”
“Tell me about it bro”
-takes slim Jim
And then they become buddies and hang out watching tv. At night the neighbour would get bored and slit his throat 💀
Lmao 🤣😂
That would probably be me lol
😂
"How about you go and ask her..."
*Slowly pulls out axe*
I can’t imagine the sort of discipline and mental fortitude it takes to turn down a Slim Jim
honestly such a situation sounds very creepy but otherwise I agree
A handful of Slimjims
😆😆😆
Musta been in training for his Tibetan monk acceptance exam. It's the only way.
@CK George1989
Disgustingly good!
Gimme, gimme 😋
Everybody gangsta till he says:
*"I don’t have any neighbors…."*
"Guy was staying in a cabin in the woods..."
That's the problem right there lol
Naw. That's a great time. It's when he LEFT the cabin that he screwed up
😂
As a cabin liver in the middle of nowhere I'll say it's not bad. If you're on your property and some one else shows up that makes you uncomfortable brandishing a fire arm will get them to go away quickly.
@@joel.ha. Or opening up a basement hatch.
I'm black af so you wouldn't catch me dead in a cabin on the woods
Dude these are genuinely terrifying but mainly the photos just disturb me so good job!
Slim Jim man scared the Poo out of me 😂
Too avoid being scared I just hold eye contact with him
No no no... not good job. I think I crapped myself
Yeah bro
It 1am I was about to get some water and I saw this video and said no I think I don’t need the water
"Cabin in the woods"
Enough for me to leave.
Hahaha same!
Things not to take from strangers:
- Candy
- Unsolicited Investment Opportunities
- Slim Jims
Especially that second one.
*shudders*
Plot twist: The slim jims were his wife's remains
That’s what I said!!!!
Thanks for putting that in my head lol
Yes because the lunatic had killed her
Yum!
@@molalla2546 right lmfao I shivered
Guess I’d be dead, ain’t no way I’m passing up a handful of slim Jim’s.
Same
Agreed
I just said the same thing lmao
I mean who wouldn't?
Same
When I saw Macho Man on the thumbnail I clicked so fast lol
You took the bait... The retro bait.
Ohh yeeaaahhhhh
Ohhhhhhh Yeaaaaah!!!!?
Freak out! Freak out! Uh huh uh huh! The cream always rises to the top! Dig it! Oooooohhhh yeaaah!!
Same! 😂
That’s a good neighbor. He gave him a slim Jim.
"Oh yeah!"
My neighbor did the same thing to my dad speaking of where is he
Jk lol
More like slim jim -Wife Edition-
I want the slim Jim
Where's ma slim Jim :(
Not one but alot of slim jims
Him: “casually puts Jeff the killer on screen”
Me: woah woah there tough guy it way too late to show this here
Ikr 😂😂
fr i was like bro its 4 am man why are you doing this
Bro I pissed my pants, I was like "haha funny slender man... OH WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!"
i wasn’t going to sleep now im never
IT GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK ITS 1AM I DONT NEED TO BE SEING THAT SHIT
“A man was staying at his friend’s cabin in the woods”
Me: of course, it always starts with a a cabin in the god damn woods!
😐
Well my cabin in the city is being renovated sooo...
You know the rule, stick to tents! lol
@@TheFarmacySeedsNetworkFriday the 13th, stick to RV’s
Can we please petition to make this the premise for the next Slim Jim commercial?
"HEY BRO WANT A SLIM JIM? I REALLY HATE MY WIFE!"
AND I MEAN LIKE I REALLY HATE HER! *aggressively hands you a slim Jim*
Aye I hate my wife 2 I love a good slim Jim
Yeah i could see how that would be wierd.
I think it would be more like
“HEY! I hate my wife SO HERE TAKE A SLIM JIM!”
I’d have to take some slim Jim’s worth the risk
Moral of the story: If someone ever comes up to you and offers you a slim Jim while talking about how much he hates his wife.... He probably killed her and is hiding in the cabin.
Yes but I don’t see the problem with accepting the slim Jim’s
@@That.Guy. 😂 same
Ah yes, no doubt that’s usually the case in any situation. Even if there are no cabins around whatsoever.😂
And hiding his wife in the Slim Jim packaging.
I have only eaten humans like 2 or 3 times and I found the thigh was the most tasty. The buttox was a close 2nd but it needed hot sauce and extra salt
I was waiting on him to say “oooohh yeeeaahhh” like randy savage
You don't have to do this bro. My soul left my body when I saw the picture😭
Dude the sudden change of pictures scares the absolute hell out of me
"And starts talking about how much he hates his wife"
Me: *Dying of laughter forgetting how this is supposed to be scary*
A ha ha 😂😁😅☺🙂😐😟🙁😓😯😦
@BatCatDickBabsJayTimSteph CassDukeKateLukeHarlHelLLLLLOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG NNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEE
lmao
@BatCatDickBabsJayTimSteph CassDukeKateLukeHarlHel lfmao2
"Hey you want some slimjims, And oh yeah my wife fucking sucks"
“Hhey want some slim Jim’s? Yeah I hate my wife!”
I’m not gonna lie, I would never turn down a slim Jim.
And btw, who can afford a handful of slims Jim’s. Talk about a rich neighbour
The stories are scary but the photos just creep the hell out of me
Soooooooooo true
Me to it scared the HELL out of me
Wife: STOP GIVING THE SLIM JIMS AWAY TO STRANGERS !
Husband: heyyyyyyyy wanna slim jim?
So that's why he hates his wife
And that’s why he also killed her
I-
Okay-
HUSBAND: Woman.... if you dont shut ur trap!... IM GONNA SNAP INTO IT!...
OHHHHHHH YEEEEAAAHHHHH!!🤠
His wife must've been a real Karen. He seems like a pretty chill dude to give away free slim Jim's
I'd offer him a joint and listen to his problems.
I really think that’s all he wanted
**gently places slim jims in hand** did I ever tell you how I hate my wife?
What a nice guy xd
Maybe it was ate
Me: *gasp omg!!!! Tell me *proceeds to much on slim jim.
Me: peels back wrapper, “go on tell me more.” “I’ll have another please.”
This so would be me
But what if I want to snap into a slim jim? Just seems rude to say no...
So u think I’m SKINNNNNYYYYYYYY
okay straight up why reject the slim jims? they werent poisoned or anything........
@@kiradozier5795 how do you know that,were you the crazed lunatic
B-but Slim Jim yummy
@@aidenbaez9399 because we weren’t given information on them being poisoned 🤷♀️ if they were he probably would’ve just told us 🧐
you deserve an award. no other horror based anything has ever made me turn on my light. quickly too
You are the best story teller my friend I work 12hr shift and listen to you stories 12hrs I can't get enough thanks MrBallen 😊
"Remind me of that one movie... "
"which one?"
"The one with the cabin in the woods"
Friday the 13th?
No, the one with the cabin in the wood
Oh! Evil Dead!!
😂🙃😄 I got that one. It only took 5 months but somebody got it I just want you to know that LOL
Ya so the movie was "cabin in the woods" for anyone still confused..... Goodness lol
I was literally eating a slim jim when I started watching this 😆
That's funny because I was eating my neighbor *Jim's limb* earlier.
Can you make that profile name any longer?
@@bluntssmoking9362 I sure as hell can lol
@@shelia-paulettegarnerrober4355 lol
I was eating 6 slim Jim's while watching this.... Least I wasn't the only one lol
The Slim Jim's are super vital to the story
That was probably a story worth listening. I'd have become his friend.
How many horror movies have taught us not to talk to crazy strangers in the woods?!?!?!
Them horror movies have also taught us to make poor decisions when confronted them crazies
at least 1 shy of enough apparently... :)
I really gotta learn to put my damn phone face down when you tell these stories 🤦🏿♂️😪
Yes I agree ☝️
Go cuddle with your mommy
@@TheHighBuddha good idea 😏
@@TheHighBuddha good idea, I’ll do it with yours 😏
@@TheHighBuddha thanks for the advice, will do
😲 Them some Slim Jims ya Don't wanna step into !!
I lost it at the Macho Man graphic lmao
I love how he put Macho Man as the picture such a perfect image😂
Lol i. Know
“ As a good neighbor, State Farm is there”
Instead of the friend, he should have called Jake…from State Farm.
LMAO.. "he shoves him a fist full of slim jims and starts talking about how he hates his wife." That's got to be some real s*** right there. Mr Ballen got me rolling. 😂
Bro this guy is the best story teller ever! I’ve watched all of his videos on CZcams 🔥 Mr. Ballen keep it up
You know it's bad when he starts off the story with "Cabin in the woods"
The photos are scaryer than the story’s sometimes ngl
I agree
*scarier 🤦
If anyone one just “pops out” I’m running
Bro just snap into a slim Jim! OOOOOOHHH YEEEAAAHH BROTHER!!!!
The first mistake was being in a cabin in the woods
Facts
And the other horror part is that the slimjims were made of his wife
Yoo for real dude
That scary pic caught me off guard😰😰😰
Hiding out in the woods w slim jims 🤣
So was his wife the jerky then?!?!?!?!😵😵
Pog
it would be far too difficult for a deranged man to make his wife look like the real deal
y e s
Sorry to say but YEap
Who doesn't love wife-made jerkys
Thanks for making me scared of the dark again
Dude i recently stopped being scared of the dark. Now I can't spend five minutes in the dark
Mr. Ballen, you’re killing me with these scary ass photos
all i pictured was macho Man Randy Savage peeking out from behind the cabin and screaming snap into a slim Jim
I love the way this dude talks “ what’s with your weirdo neighbour 😂😂👍
🤣😂
For real
I close my eyes and use my ears when I listen to these
That jumpscare scared the living sh!t out of me 😭
Having a serial killer around your place is bad but denying slim jims is beyond the worst thing to ever happen
The photos really finish it off for me. Literally shaking while I write this
Same
I was having a perfectly good time listening to the story, I open my eyes (they were closed my head hurts) and see Jeff the killer. I screamed and my grandma freaked out and came up to check on me
My god, I hate these picture
Ikr, the pics of Jeff the killer scare the 💩 outta me!!
Jeff the Killer is cringe
Dude that picture caught me off guard
Even having seen this, I'm not sure I could turn down a fistful of Slim Jims.
Great channel Mr Ballen !
I'm so happy to have even more of Mr.Ballen!!!🤓
At least he was honest.
I like his storytelling he always has me on edge. 👍😰
The question is..why didn’t he take the Slim Jim’s??
It was made out of his wife
@@Paul681513 did he like, glue the meat inside the slim Jim wrappers? That seems like a lot of effort.
Thank you for my Dailey dose of death
So it technically was still safe to take the Slim Jim's
You hurt his feelings by refusing his slim jims
The true reason why you should never go to your neighbors house unless you know them and trust them
Well how do you initially get to know and trust them???
He's literally posting faster than i can watch lol
(On my moms acc btw)
Why are you on ur moms account
nobody cares if ur on ur mom’s account
MOMMY
Your mom will get this notification then...
If you turn down free slim Jim’s from a stranger, you are turning down the chance to start a wonderfully unpredictable friendship
Damn.. that would be insanely hard to walk away from. A hand full of slim Jim’s?? That’s my weakness
Been watching all your videos man, I’m addicted no lie.
"Nah, I ate some earlier but thank you. Sorry about your wife. Bye" 😂😂😂
But....but.....free slim jim. What's a little homicide between slim jim bros?
@@Snipergoat1 😂😂😂
This is simultaneously the scariest and funniest story I ever heard!
I click for the slim jim and stay for the dark and mysterious in story format 😎
To be fair, he was just feeding his wild side :)
weirdo
“I get ya man, i could just kill mine”
You should leave her then lol
I'd sit with him and over a few slim Jim's talk about how life's been goin
The jump randy savage to momo made me shit myself. I was constipated and already on the toilet, so thank you!
Moral of the story: don't accept sketchy slim jims
But why would I not accept the slim Jim? I REALLY like slim jim
I'm just imagining some murderer running up with this big, comedic smile and shouting, "Hey, wanna have a Slim Jim?"
and you told your story in such a convincing manner.
Me, seeing the 2nd to last pic of the eyes: eyebrows on fleek, da fuq
All stuff like this does is make everyone afraid of being around others and fear for their safety.
Sounds like a plandemic!
I think the guy who didnt take the free box of slim Jims was the real crazy one that I would be questioning
I'd have gotten baited. Slim Jim's are literally my favorite xd
Bro stoping with the F***** pictures they are more scary than the actual story.
Sooooo true
The moment he said "cabin in the woods" I was like yah forget about it
Everyone else listens to the story. I listen to it but also gush over the cute cabin.
I wasn't paying attention to the screen, that picture of Jeff the Killer spooked the hell out of me.
The pictures are always the scariest part
"Step into a Slim Jim!" 🤣
That fuckin slim jim mocho pic made me laugh hard as fuck
I'm the type to hangout and drink a beer with the dude.
“Skinny guy” that’s a fucking demon