getting emotionally destroyed by zoomers

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  • čas přidán 22. 01. 2024
  • this actually happened and it has altered my DNA
    more slop at / slimeirl
    edited by: / portsdg

Komentáře • 684

  • @shottyjonny3972
    @shottyjonny3972 Před 6 měsíci +3440

    The reyna dropping “I cant wait till I’m 33 I’m gonna do meth for the first time” is INSANE

    • @mattbly5247
      @mattbly5247 Před 6 měsíci +47

      Bruh I read this just as she said it lmao

    • @T0NI_
      @T0NI_ Před 6 měsíci +208

      The best thing is Slime has said like almost the same thing verbatim multiple times with the whole “oh from one time??” thing she said right after

    • @Hudpower
      @Hudpower Před 6 měsíci +10

      with a riot buddy LLMFAO

    • @based9671
      @based9671 Před 6 měsíci

      @@T0NI_Holy fuck is that a lotm enjoyer on slimes channel😭😭😭

    • @poseidonm7
      @poseidonm7 Před 6 měsíci +23

      especially when the whole anti meth campaign is not even once

  • @bananaduck14
    @bananaduck14 Před 6 měsíci +4055

    This was actually really sweet, just goes to show that the mainstream media doesn't want you to see the wholesome side of slime

    • @trevor4815
      @trevor4815 Před 6 měsíci

      can he be wholesome truly if he supports sborting babies?

    • @bobyjoetown
      @bobyjoetown Před 6 měsíci

      the mainstream media is actually just slime controlling slime media

    • @luhsitto
      @luhsitto Před 6 měsíci +116

      more like lamestream media

    • @deig9697
      @deig9697 Před 6 měsíci +13

      Catch 1 stream, then come back (nah but real shit he chill)

    • @thetruth9952
      @thetruth9952 Před 6 měsíci

      Careful.... you might get that ass banned LOL

  • @blakeproductions911
    @blakeproductions911 Před 6 měsíci +1577

    "I forgot old people don't always have wives" is craaaazy 😂

    • @DefaultDal
      @DefaultDal Před 6 měsíci +9

      IM DEAD AS FUCK THEY SAID IT WITH THEIR WHOLE CHEST

    • @TidalBell
      @TidalBell Před 6 měsíci +32

      They didn’t even mean it as an insult they were SO SINCERE.

    • @jameseffinger5657
      @jameseffinger5657 Před 5 měsíci +1

      thousandth like I'm god

  • @adamhoffer3346
    @adamhoffer3346 Před 6 měsíci +2066

    "what did you get your wife for Christmas" - That killed me.

    • @Oj2474
      @Oj2474 Před 6 měsíci +38

      An absolute bar

    • @ricochico1144
      @ricochico1144 Před 6 měsíci +129

      "I can't wait till I'm 33, I'm gonna smoke meth for the first time" that girl was so unintentionally hilarious

    • @sandenson
      @sandenson Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@ricochico1144 She's so sweet fr

    • @eyeofthebeholder_
      @eyeofthebeholder_ Před 5 měsíci +4

      The line that put Slime on suicide watch. 😂

  • @Stogoariel
    @Stogoariel Před 6 měsíci +1027

    8:38 zyn son or cart daughter is so fucking funny

    • @T0DD
      @T0DD Před 6 měsíci +57

      cart daughter at least i understand that shit

    • @Stogoariel
      @Stogoariel Před 6 měsíci +7

      @@T0DD it’s the right choice

    • @aniyilator
      @aniyilator Před 6 měsíci +9

      Man I'm getting old what's a cart

    • @worthnone
      @worthnone Před 6 měsíci +7

      @@aniyilator i think it's vape cartridge but don't quote me

    • @femto420
      @femto420 Před 6 měsíci

      ​Vape for weed @@aniyilator

  • @ShiRuBa3368
    @ShiRuBa3368 Před 6 měsíci +212

    idk why but slime explaining a 401k and a ROTH IRA to a bunch of teens feels in characters and out of character at the same time

  • @aircatcher6891
    @aircatcher6891 Před 6 měsíci +455

    "What did you get your wife for christmas? Oh wait i forgot some old people dont have wives" was the most innocent torch ive ever heard in my life

  • @T0NI_
    @T0NI_ Před 6 měsíci +1783

    As always, Lud did *not* do this justice on the pod. The fucking “I forget sometimes old people don’t have wives” is legitimately the funniest thing I’ve seen in months, it’s 4 AM and I was so close to waking up the other people in my house from laughing so hard

    • @impjbtw
      @impjbtw Před 6 měsíci +189

      homegirl said it so genuinely too like it was an actual statement not even tryna roast him🤣

    • @elginge3115
      @elginge3115 Před 6 měsíci +8

      They played the clip

    • @Skadidd
      @Skadidd Před 6 měsíci +6

      I replayed it like 3 times

    • @BenP-te2uz
      @BenP-te2uz Před 6 měsíci +11

      @@impjbtwfr she was just like, oh yeah i forgot it wasnt a roast or anything

    • @T0NI_
      @T0NI_ Před 6 měsíci

      @@elginge3115 they did? Weird, don’t remember. I just remember Lud doing the play by play of it

  • @haych569
    @haych569 Před 6 měsíci +350

    The old bald man reveal was top notch. Haven’t laughed that hard since I took a blinker off the jenkum cart, ong.

  • @consistentsuffering2542
    @consistentsuffering2542 Před 6 měsíci +1124

    It was so sweet how nice they all were, id buy zyn from that kid tbh

    • @CheezyQq
      @CheezyQq Před 6 měsíci +170

      Not with the way he’s pricing his shit

    • @aintnoway5508
      @aintnoway5508 Před 6 měsíci +44

      fr 30 bucks is some wack shit

    • @bananaduck14
      @bananaduck14 Před 6 měsíci +62

      @@CheezyQq maybe he has the most earth shattering, religious experience inducing, mind melting zyn you've ever had in your life

    • @iljay5718
      @iljay5718 Před 6 měsíci +9

      @@bananaduck14 5 dots?

    • @kje.123
      @kje.123 Před 6 měsíci +6

      for 3 hamiltons bro better have the 10 dots, i wanna meet god when i pack one

  • @Zenipyra
    @Zenipyra Před 6 měsíci +404

    The mid game “what am I doing with my life” is so funny

  • @laughingemojixd7774
    @laughingemojixd7774 Před 6 měsíci +134

    “My dad is bald”, didn’t have to do that to him

  • @try2bchilledout417
    @try2bchilledout417 Před 6 měsíci +802

    This was fucking hilarious and those kids were so nice. You actually venmoing them was also such a baller thing to do, when I first saw this it made my afternoon ngl.

    • @Materialist39
      @Materialist39 Před 6 měsíci +15

      Valorant soloq is a trip sometimes, and overall I think the experience has genuinely improved a lot over time

    • @hushpuppi3
      @hushpuppi3 Před 6 měsíci +2

      yeah as another adult they were kind of annoying but they genuinely were pretty nice (especially after Slime said he'd venmo them $100 lmao)

  • @Mcmos9000
    @Mcmos9000 Před 6 měsíci +175

    It’s actually so cute when they start asking questions and then the meth thing just fucking killed me. 10/10 lobby

    • @hextearex2449
      @hextearex2449 Před 6 měsíci +10

      Everything that one kid said was scorching. INNOCENT. But scorching.

  • @Manuke_zt
    @Manuke_zt Před 6 měsíci +100

    My jaw dropped when he went with “this site about as lame as homework” for his first line.

    • @samt3412
      @samt3412 Před 25 dny +1

      He was slipping into the character, he wasn't quite in the headspace yet

  • @jakebleyenberg8822
    @jakebleyenberg8822 Před 6 měsíci +192

    "What did you get your wife for Christmas" is mad dude

  • @orionmich20
    @orionmich20 Před 6 měsíci +190

    “One must imagine Sisyphus happy”

  • @ItisGary
    @ItisGary Před 6 měsíci +69

    as a 19 year old, I felt bilingual the way I was able to know both sides of the convo.

  • @nickpng
    @nickpng Před 6 měsíci +311

    as an 18 year old i never thought i'd feel more connected to someone that's 33 over a group of high schoolers in my life this shit was beautiful

    • @spookehghost
      @spookehghost Před 6 měsíci +24

      As a fellow 18 year old I didnt know what the hecc those youngins were saying. I just bareky graduated and am already out of the loop, its crazy how fast new words and slang come about

    • @RavenLovesArt
      @RavenLovesArt Před 6 měsíci +16

      their vocab is changing so fast nowadays. I'm 23 and when I was their age kids were saying "yeet" and "on fleek." I have no idea what teenagers are like now and it kinda makes me sad cuz I still don't feel like high school was that long ago 🙃

    • @wyattcake4919
      @wyattcake4919 Před 6 měsíci +4

      @@RavenLovesArt I'm 21 and anyone saying "yeet" or "on fleek" when i was their age is getting bullied to oblivion lmao

    • @thescoobmaster
      @thescoobmaster Před 5 měsíci

      @@RavenLovesArt that's crazy cuz kids were not saying on fleek ever that's some old ppl type shit

    • @RavenLovesArt
      @RavenLovesArt Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@thescoobmaster it was literally 2014 but go off

  • @sarahcarroll1068
    @sarahcarroll1068 Před 6 měsíci +371

    this was surprisingly wholesome like they all loved each other

  • @lorenzovonmatterhorn9287
    @lorenzovonmatterhorn9287 Před 6 měsíci +39

    3:50 Slime gets killed and pounds what is seemingly an ancient war drum

  • @matthewgreening8982
    @matthewgreening8982 Před 6 měsíci +170

    What is this girl. "What did you get your wife for Christmas? Sorry I forgot old people sometimes don't have a wife" and "I can't wait till I'm 33 I'm going to try meth" are insane quotes

    • @Christiaan-qj8fi
      @Christiaan-qj8fi Před 5 měsíci +24

      She’s a prodigy. For those 10 minutes she was probably one of the funniest people in the world.

  • @tokisuno
    @tokisuno Před 6 měsíci +54

    them saying "i can't wait until i'm 33" after you were explaining retirement savings plans almost made me cry in the shower bro

  • @plugwastaken
    @plugwastaken Před 6 měsíci +76

    "This site as boring as my homework" wow so teen

  • @strawberryemma
    @strawberryemma Před 6 měsíci +121

    genuinely one of the funniest videos i’ve seen in a minute. the way the kids don’t question you is so funny bc why would anyone just pretend to be a high schooler. they were so unintentionally funny and super nice. a great interaction all around. plus they know you smoke that pressure and could go band for band.

  • @GriefSkateboarding
    @GriefSkateboarding Před 6 měsíci +182

    thanks for the slop

  • @matthewalvarojr.2634
    @matthewalvarojr.2634 Před 6 měsíci +111

    This is an all time video. It's so perfectly funny without making anyone the butt of the joke. It's nice to see wholesome slime after seeing so much of him raging at assholes in solo que.

  • @SergantSlime
    @SergantSlime Před 6 měsíci +40

    the way that kid said "yup" fucking killed me man LMFAO

  • @waffles6527
    @waffles6527 Před 6 měsíci +133

    Watching a slime stream feels like in middle school when the teacher is constantly screaming at the class because of one annoying dude.

  • @RamseyHawkeye
    @RamseyHawkeye Před 6 měsíci +54

    I LITERALLY cannot think of a nother CZcamsr that would run this bit. Even THINK of this Zyn bit and perform it half as well.

  • @itsReplay
    @itsReplay Před 6 měsíci +19

    “I forget sometimes old people don’t have wives” is the must fucked up thing I’ve ever heard someone say to someone

  • @The_Nug_King
    @The_Nug_King Před 6 měsíci +36

    Slime being so surprised at how nice the kids are is both such a huge endorsement and indictment of "the kids" these days. The fact that its a surprise at all is so damning to all the little shits out there, but these kids were so cool that its hard not to think "the kids will be alright."

  • @wante1812
    @wante1812 Před 6 měsíci +29

    "I forgot old people didn't have wives" her saying that earnestly was crazy 😭

  • @sugondesenuts5249
    @sugondesenuts5249 Před 6 měsíci +21

    Maybe the only time in history a bald shirtless man pretending to be 15 online didnt do something terrible

  • @sunnyd1722
    @sunnyd1722 Před 6 měsíci +27

    “How do you do fellow kids”

  • @Boomzie23
    @Boomzie23 Před 6 měsíci +24

    13:12 “I can’t wait till I’m 33. im gonna like smoke meth for the first time time” this girl is soo funny 😂

  • @Ur_aRizzardHarry
    @Ur_aRizzardHarry Před 6 měsíci +19

    The thing that makes this even funnier is how fast it actually worked. I was like "ah shit man they aren't gonna fall for it man he's not even trying man" and than he clutched with the zyn convo.

  • @danab8454
    @danab8454 Před 6 měsíci +52

    i was waiting for this since the yard ep. thank you for blessing with slop

  • @guyinoah
    @guyinoah Před 6 měsíci +9

    nah it hurt to my core when that girl went "i forget that old people dont have wives sometimes" referring to 33 years old... im only 26 but gahdamn

    • @badart3204
      @badart3204 Před 6 měsíci

      Median age of marriage is 27 for women and 29 for men in America so you still have time

  • @fajb709
    @fajb709 Před 6 měsíci +18

    me, a 22 year old young man in college sitting on the toilet at 2:31 in the morning hearing slime trying to bond with kids. "where's my elfbar?" I was literally hitting my elfbar as he said it. this has been a wake up call.

    • @ian562ADF52E
      @ian562ADF52E Před 3 měsíci

      Electively vaping in the bathroom is wild

  • @PaulusTheCart
    @PaulusTheCart Před 6 měsíci +174

    Showed the kids how its done, respect 👊

  • @alenor210
    @alenor210 Před 6 měsíci +66

    I'm so glad I caught this live, genuinely one of the funniest moments i've ever seen on any stream

  • @thothrax5621
    @thothrax5621 Před 6 měsíci +23

    I need that kid to know that calling Slime old there is the funniest thing anyone could've possibly said, and we're all proud of them

  • @Saket_Roy
    @Saket_Roy Před 6 měsíci +20

    This is the best representation zoomers ever had on the Internet.

  • @razgriz25thinf
    @razgriz25thinf Před 6 měsíci +85

    I am so grateful to have been able to watch this live. Made my whole night
    The kids are gonna be ok

  • @AdrianAye
    @AdrianAye Před 6 měsíci +9

    "I forget sometimes old people dont have wives" YOOOOOOOOO

  • @seanlmaooo
    @seanlmaooo Před 6 měsíci +46

    My asthma flared up from scream laughing damn you slot machine

  • @georgetowle4977
    @georgetowle4977 Před 6 měsíci +11

    ive camped outside blockbuster for the last 48 hours waiting for this to drop

  • @PoopOnThe2nd
    @PoopOnThe2nd Před 6 měsíci +11

    15:14 of grade a slop thank you.

  • @IzzyIsntReal
    @IzzyIsntReal Před 2 měsíci +1

    5:43 Watch him get into character way before even speaks. Truly a method actor.

  • @LordFartamor
    @LordFartamor Před 6 měsíci +20

    congrats on 100k slime! :3

    • @slimewire
      @slimewire  Před 6 měsíci +31

      you are my mortal enemy

  • @gomjabbar6246
    @gomjabbar6246 Před 6 měsíci +14

    I appreciate this coming out to karmically balance the new hax idiocy.

  • @commonstreetrat
    @commonstreetrat Před 6 měsíci +5

    i love how quickly the tone shifted

  • @abyvs
    @abyvs Před 6 měsíci +9

    i'm at work on my break why did i choose to watch this with my quickly fleeting time

    • @miguelsi7543
      @miguelsi7543 Před 6 měsíci +5

      Because you know deep down that you needed to see how our next generation has an abundance of hope and love

    • @gamermcclout
      @gamermcclout Před 6 měsíci +1

      me too man the slop comes for us all

  • @sethlast9024
    @sethlast9024 Před 6 měsíci +3

    “Slide my hunnid bones” 😭😭😭

  • @sugard8099
    @sugard8099 Před 6 měsíci +7

    no way this just drops after i have been re watching all his classics

  • @forcesofkanto
    @forcesofkanto Před 4 měsíci +3

    as a public middle school teacher, "I can't date your mom knowing all the shit you do at school, bro" is insanely relatable

  • @ire8elyt
    @ire8elyt Před 6 měsíci +7

    I think Slime just realized true peace in this moment and that’s something really special. Slay king

  • @lancelaurel3828
    @lancelaurel3828 Před 6 měsíci +4

    She probably said one of the funniest things that could’ve been said in the moment after you revealed being 33

  • @Monketim3
    @Monketim3 Před 6 měsíci +8

    I think its insane how every video slime uploads is an absolute dinger

  • @birthdaygiraffe8802
    @birthdaygiraffe8802 Před 6 měsíci +6

    This video came at a time where I really needed it. Always glad to have a little more slime content in my life

  • @loufa3404
    @loufa3404 Před 5 měsíci +2

    I forget that sometimes old people don’t have wives is the most brutal thing that could’ve come out of their mouths

  • @OWENB789
    @OWENB789 Před 6 měsíci +21

    Thank you Slime, this is just what I needed.

  • @usermnm1104
    @usermnm1104 Před 6 měsíci +12

    his face after every lie is so funny

  • @juliaperkins9782
    @juliaperkins9782 Před 6 měsíci +6

    Watching this live felt so money

  • @iz8748
    @iz8748 Před 5 měsíci +1

    “You know what, I think the kids’ll be ok”
    Damn bro, whatever you hittin got some hope in it

  • @VelvetPrince
    @VelvetPrince Před 5 měsíci +3

    Ive seen this man perma ban chatters for having the audacity to even open his stream. Where did this wholesome vibe come from 😂

  • @ChiiPiiYT
    @ChiiPiiYT Před 6 měsíci +6

    im glad this game is now documented and cemented online in this video

  • @celocic
    @celocic Před 6 měsíci +5

    BABE WAKE UP NEW SLIMEWIRE VALO HIGHLIGHTS VIDEO

  • @PJthederpygecko
    @PJthederpygecko Před 3 měsíci +1

    A good person can bring out the best in people. A great person can create it.

  • @jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjja
    @jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjja Před 6 měsíci +4

    wasnt expecting this to feel so uplifting

  • @hexagon2178
    @hexagon2178 Před 6 měsíci +2

    I’m 16 but I have no clue what they’re talking about I’ve never been more connected to a middle aged man in my life slime will truly heal the generation divide

  • @GMIS
    @GMIS Před 6 měsíci +3

    this is generational

  • @ToThePointEntertainment
    @ToThePointEntertainment Před 6 měsíci +3

    I was just rewatching your previous videos and then this hit the feed! I NEED more slimewire I will literally edit for free to receive more of this banging content PLEASE

  • @cardinalityy
    @cardinalityy Před 6 měsíci +5

    I don't think there has ever been a better Valorant lobby than this

  • @8877dksljfa
    @8877dksljfa Před 6 měsíci +1

    In the moment that girl said she was going to do meth once she was literally slime

  • @dr.scarfe7624
    @dr.scarfe7624 Před 6 měsíci +3

    This was so sick, moral debate over selling zyns for 30$ a pack is wild

  • @kekyoin1261
    @kekyoin1261 Před 6 měsíci +1

    watching this felt like that one scene in ratatouille where the food critic has a flashback of his childhood

  • @shinthemin
    @shinthemin Před 6 měsíci +1

    1:29 this one had me playing silent library trying not to wake my dad up from laughing

  • @Ace-tb3kr
    @Ace-tb3kr Před 6 měsíci +4

    Every time I hear zyn I can only think of the video of nelk giving tucker carlson that giant can of zyn. I still don't believe that video actually exists cause it feels like a fever dream every time I think of it
    Also dog nipples would go crazy I'd pay for that

  • @vader8212
    @vader8212 Před 6 měsíci +3

    This was genuinely the most entertaining video I’ve seen all year.

  • @dangroll7766
    @dangroll7766 Před 6 měsíci +6

    Slime your Valorant videos are seriously some of my favourite videos of all time

  • @ValenciaCyn
    @ValenciaCyn Před 6 měsíci +2

    If anyone asks if the kids are alright, just link them this

  • @AjTengu
    @AjTengu Před 2 měsíci

    “ you’re hella good at Val you gotta be a panty dropper” had me dead

  • @Marxsenpai
    @Marxsenpai Před 6 měsíci +2

    Yussss. Finally I can turn the lights in my home back on because the Electric Man is back.

  • @linkjmc5683
    @linkjmc5683 Před 6 měsíci

    Bro, this is an awesome video. Those kids are awesome and I hope they have great lives!

  • @Qaztar44
    @Qaztar44 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Slime’s analysis of and commitment to comedy bits is one of the best things to watch

  • @ITzBeon
    @ITzBeon Před 6 měsíci +4

    I unironically check for a new slime video every day My dreams finally came true

  • @dirt2968
    @dirt2968 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Sometimes the stars align and you strike gold.

  • @Firensid
    @Firensid Před 6 měsíci +2

    Wholesome Slime is best Slime. Wringing some emotion out of this cold old heart

  • @gabrielzimmer1717
    @gabrielzimmer1717 Před 6 měsíci +1

    I’ve needed the slop tysm

  • @willwhitehead1573
    @willwhitehead1573 Před 6 měsíci +4

    This is so money

  • @Leebs_06
    @Leebs_06 Před 6 měsíci

    Yo man i don't always love watching livestreams but i love your content. These videos are great for me. Whether you keep making them or not thanks for the slop

  • @jonpon11
    @jonpon11 Před 6 měsíci +3

    this was beautiful. Thank you.

  • @Hiccup501
    @Hiccup501 Před 6 měsíci +9

    Hey slime big fan of your content glad you're posting these

  • @K1Ck8
    @K1Ck8 Před 6 měsíci +2

    Nothing like a slime video to the dome before sleep

  • @Ecplize
    @Ecplize Před 6 měsíci +3

    I don't know if you set ads at a certain point but I got an ad right when you revealed yourself. This shits like television.

  • @broke_gamer_
    @broke_gamer_ Před 6 měsíci +3

    slime, dead serious, you could make a series on "if these players are homies, yall win $100 if you win"

  • @danielle7663
    @danielle7663 Před 6 měsíci +1

    you gotta take salvia and become a vandal IM CRYINGGG

  • @guy_withglasses
    @guy_withglasses Před 6 měsíci +2

    this is some premium trimmed up slop right here