As always, Lud did *not* do this justice on the pod. The fucking “I forget sometimes old people don’t have wives” is legitimately the funniest thing I’ve seen in months, it’s 4 AM and I was so close to waking up the other people in my house from laughing so hard
This was fucking hilarious and those kids were so nice. You actually venmoing them was also such a baller thing to do, when I first saw this it made my afternoon ngl.
As a fellow 18 year old I didnt know what the hecc those youngins were saying. I just bareky graduated and am already out of the loop, its crazy how fast new words and slang come about
their vocab is changing so fast nowadays. I'm 23 and when I was their age kids were saying "yeet" and "on fleek." I have no idea what teenagers are like now and it kinda makes me sad cuz I still don't feel like high school was that long ago 🙃
What is this girl. "What did you get your wife for Christmas? Sorry I forgot old people sometimes don't have a wife" and "I can't wait till I'm 33 I'm going to try meth" are insane quotes
genuinely one of the funniest videos i’ve seen in a minute. the way the kids don’t question you is so funny bc why would anyone just pretend to be a high schooler. they were so unintentionally funny and super nice. a great interaction all around. plus they know you smoke that pressure and could go band for band.
This is an all time video. It's so perfectly funny without making anyone the butt of the joke. It's nice to see wholesome slime after seeing so much of him raging at assholes in solo que.
Slime being so surprised at how nice the kids are is both such a huge endorsement and indictment of "the kids" these days. The fact that its a surprise at all is so damning to all the little shits out there, but these kids were so cool that its hard not to think "the kids will be alright."
The thing that makes this even funnier is how fast it actually worked. I was like "ah shit man they aren't gonna fall for it man he's not even trying man" and than he clutched with the zyn convo.
me, a 22 year old young man in college sitting on the toilet at 2:31 in the morning hearing slime trying to bond with kids. "where's my elfbar?" I was literally hitting my elfbar as he said it. this has been a wake up call.
I’m 16 but I have no clue what they’re talking about I’ve never been more connected to a middle aged man in my life slime will truly heal the generation divide
I was just rewatching your previous videos and then this hit the feed! I NEED more slimewire I will literally edit for free to receive more of this banging content PLEASE
Every time I hear zyn I can only think of the video of nelk giving tucker carlson that giant can of zyn. I still don't believe that video actually exists cause it feels like a fever dream every time I think of it Also dog nipples would go crazy I'd pay for that
Yo man i don't always love watching livestreams but i love your content. These videos are great for me. Whether you keep making them or not thanks for the slop
The reyna dropping “I cant wait till I’m 33 I’m gonna do meth for the first time” is INSANE
Bruh I read this just as she said it lmao
The best thing is Slime has said like almost the same thing verbatim multiple times with the whole “oh from one time??” thing she said right after
with a riot buddy LLMFAO
@@T0NI_Holy fuck is that a lotm enjoyer on slimes channel😭😭😭
especially when the whole anti meth campaign is not even once
This was actually really sweet, just goes to show that the mainstream media doesn't want you to see the wholesome side of slime
can he be wholesome truly if he supports sborting babies?
the mainstream media is actually just slime controlling slime media
more like lamestream media
Catch 1 stream, then come back (nah but real shit he chill)
Careful.... you might get that ass banned LOL
"I forgot old people don't always have wives" is craaaazy 😂
IM DEAD AS FUCK THEY SAID IT WITH THEIR WHOLE CHEST
They didn’t even mean it as an insult they were SO SINCERE.
thousandth like I'm god
"what did you get your wife for Christmas" - That killed me.
An absolute bar
"I can't wait till I'm 33, I'm gonna smoke meth for the first time" that girl was so unintentionally hilarious
@@ricochico1144 She's so sweet fr
The line that put Slime on suicide watch. 😂
8:38 zyn son or cart daughter is so fucking funny
cart daughter at least i understand that shit
@@T0DD it’s the right choice
Man I'm getting old what's a cart
@@aniyilator i think it's vape cartridge but don't quote me
Vape for weed @@aniyilator
idk why but slime explaining a 401k and a ROTH IRA to a bunch of teens feels in characters and out of character at the same time
"What did you get your wife for christmas? Oh wait i forgot some old people dont have wives" was the most innocent torch ive ever heard in my life
As always, Lud did *not* do this justice on the pod. The fucking “I forget sometimes old people don’t have wives” is legitimately the funniest thing I’ve seen in months, it’s 4 AM and I was so close to waking up the other people in my house from laughing so hard
homegirl said it so genuinely too like it was an actual statement not even tryna roast him🤣
They played the clip
I replayed it like 3 times
@@impjbtwfr she was just like, oh yeah i forgot it wasnt a roast or anything
@@elginge3115 they did? Weird, don’t remember. I just remember Lud doing the play by play of it
The old bald man reveal was top notch. Haven’t laughed that hard since I took a blinker off the jenkum cart, ong.
It was so sweet how nice they all were, id buy zyn from that kid tbh
Not with the way he’s pricing his shit
fr 30 bucks is some wack shit
@@CheezyQq maybe he has the most earth shattering, religious experience inducing, mind melting zyn you've ever had in your life
@@bananaduck14 5 dots?
for 3 hamiltons bro better have the 10 dots, i wanna meet god when i pack one
The mid game “what am I doing with my life” is so funny
you’ll understand I promise
“My dad is bald”, didn’t have to do that to him
This was fucking hilarious and those kids were so nice. You actually venmoing them was also such a baller thing to do, when I first saw this it made my afternoon ngl.
Valorant soloq is a trip sometimes, and overall I think the experience has genuinely improved a lot over time
yeah as another adult they were kind of annoying but they genuinely were pretty nice (especially after Slime said he'd venmo them $100 lmao)
It’s actually so cute when they start asking questions and then the meth thing just fucking killed me. 10/10 lobby
Everything that one kid said was scorching. INNOCENT. But scorching.
My jaw dropped when he went with “this site about as lame as homework” for his first line.
He was slipping into the character, he wasn't quite in the headspace yet
"What did you get your wife for Christmas" is mad dude
“One must imagine Sisyphus happy”
as a 19 year old, I felt bilingual the way I was able to know both sides of the convo.
as an 18 year old i never thought i'd feel more connected to someone that's 33 over a group of high schoolers in my life this shit was beautiful
As a fellow 18 year old I didnt know what the hecc those youngins were saying. I just bareky graduated and am already out of the loop, its crazy how fast new words and slang come about
their vocab is changing so fast nowadays. I'm 23 and when I was their age kids were saying "yeet" and "on fleek." I have no idea what teenagers are like now and it kinda makes me sad cuz I still don't feel like high school was that long ago 🙃
@@RavenLovesArt I'm 21 and anyone saying "yeet" or "on fleek" when i was their age is getting bullied to oblivion lmao
@@RavenLovesArt that's crazy cuz kids were not saying on fleek ever that's some old ppl type shit
@@thescoobmaster it was literally 2014 but go off
this was surprisingly wholesome like they all loved each other
3:50 Slime gets killed and pounds what is seemingly an ancient war drum
What is this girl. "What did you get your wife for Christmas? Sorry I forgot old people sometimes don't have a wife" and "I can't wait till I'm 33 I'm going to try meth" are insane quotes
She’s a prodigy. For those 10 minutes she was probably one of the funniest people in the world.
them saying "i can't wait until i'm 33" after you were explaining retirement savings plans almost made me cry in the shower bro
"This site as boring as my homework" wow so teen
genuinely one of the funniest videos i’ve seen in a minute. the way the kids don’t question you is so funny bc why would anyone just pretend to be a high schooler. they were so unintentionally funny and super nice. a great interaction all around. plus they know you smoke that pressure and could go band for band.
thanks for the slop
This is an all time video. It's so perfectly funny without making anyone the butt of the joke. It's nice to see wholesome slime after seeing so much of him raging at assholes in solo que.
the way that kid said "yup" fucking killed me man LMFAO
Watching a slime stream feels like in middle school when the teacher is constantly screaming at the class because of one annoying dude.
I LITERALLY cannot think of a nother CZcamsr that would run this bit. Even THINK of this Zyn bit and perform it half as well.
“I forget sometimes old people don’t have wives” is the must fucked up thing I’ve ever heard someone say to someone
Slime being so surprised at how nice the kids are is both such a huge endorsement and indictment of "the kids" these days. The fact that its a surprise at all is so damning to all the little shits out there, but these kids were so cool that its hard not to think "the kids will be alright."
"I forgot old people didn't have wives" her saying that earnestly was crazy 😭
Maybe the only time in history a bald shirtless man pretending to be 15 online didnt do something terrible
“How do you do fellow kids”
13:12 “I can’t wait till I’m 33. im gonna like smoke meth for the first time time” this girl is soo funny 😂
The thing that makes this even funnier is how fast it actually worked. I was like "ah shit man they aren't gonna fall for it man he's not even trying man" and than he clutched with the zyn convo.
i was waiting for this since the yard ep. thank you for blessing with slop
nah it hurt to my core when that girl went "i forget that old people dont have wives sometimes" referring to 33 years old... im only 26 but gahdamn
Median age of marriage is 27 for women and 29 for men in America so you still have time
me, a 22 year old young man in college sitting on the toilet at 2:31 in the morning hearing slime trying to bond with kids. "where's my elfbar?" I was literally hitting my elfbar as he said it. this has been a wake up call.
Electively vaping in the bathroom is wild
Showed the kids how its done, respect 👊
I'm so glad I caught this live, genuinely one of the funniest moments i've ever seen on any stream
I need that kid to know that calling Slime old there is the funniest thing anyone could've possibly said, and we're all proud of them
This is the best representation zoomers ever had on the Internet.
I am so grateful to have been able to watch this live. Made my whole night
The kids are gonna be ok
"I forget sometimes old people dont have wives" YOOOOOOOOO
My asthma flared up from scream laughing damn you slot machine
ive camped outside blockbuster for the last 48 hours waiting for this to drop
15:14 of grade a slop thank you.
5:43 Watch him get into character way before even speaks. Truly a method actor.
congrats on 100k slime! :3
you are my mortal enemy
I appreciate this coming out to karmically balance the new hax idiocy.
i love how quickly the tone shifted
i'm at work on my break why did i choose to watch this with my quickly fleeting time
Because you know deep down that you needed to see how our next generation has an abundance of hope and love
me too man the slop comes for us all
“Slide my hunnid bones” 😭😭😭
no way this just drops after i have been re watching all his classics
as a public middle school teacher, "I can't date your mom knowing all the shit you do at school, bro" is insanely relatable
I think Slime just realized true peace in this moment and that’s something really special. Slay king
She probably said one of the funniest things that could’ve been said in the moment after you revealed being 33
I think its insane how every video slime uploads is an absolute dinger
This video came at a time where I really needed it. Always glad to have a little more slime content in my life
I forget that sometimes old people don’t have wives is the most brutal thing that could’ve come out of their mouths
Thank you Slime, this is just what I needed.
his face after every lie is so funny
Watching this live felt so money
“You know what, I think the kids’ll be ok”
Damn bro, whatever you hittin got some hope in it
Ive seen this man perma ban chatters for having the audacity to even open his stream. Where did this wholesome vibe come from 😂
im glad this game is now documented and cemented online in this video
BABE WAKE UP NEW SLIMEWIRE VALO HIGHLIGHTS VIDEO
A good person can bring out the best in people. A great person can create it.
wasnt expecting this to feel so uplifting
I’m 16 but I have no clue what they’re talking about I’ve never been more connected to a middle aged man in my life slime will truly heal the generation divide
this is generational
I was just rewatching your previous videos and then this hit the feed! I NEED more slimewire I will literally edit for free to receive more of this banging content PLEASE
I don't think there has ever been a better Valorant lobby than this
In the moment that girl said she was going to do meth once she was literally slime
This was so sick, moral debate over selling zyns for 30$ a pack is wild
watching this felt like that one scene in ratatouille where the food critic has a flashback of his childhood
1:29 this one had me playing silent library trying not to wake my dad up from laughing
Every time I hear zyn I can only think of the video of nelk giving tucker carlson that giant can of zyn. I still don't believe that video actually exists cause it feels like a fever dream every time I think of it
Also dog nipples would go crazy I'd pay for that
This was genuinely the most entertaining video I’ve seen all year.
Slime your Valorant videos are seriously some of my favourite videos of all time
If anyone asks if the kids are alright, just link them this
“ you’re hella good at Val you gotta be a panty dropper” had me dead
Yussss. Finally I can turn the lights in my home back on because the Electric Man is back.
Bro, this is an awesome video. Those kids are awesome and I hope they have great lives!
Slime’s analysis of and commitment to comedy bits is one of the best things to watch
I unironically check for a new slime video every day My dreams finally came true
Sometimes the stars align and you strike gold.
Wholesome Slime is best Slime. Wringing some emotion out of this cold old heart
I’ve needed the slop tysm
This is so money
Yo man i don't always love watching livestreams but i love your content. These videos are great for me. Whether you keep making them or not thanks for the slop
this was beautiful. Thank you.
Hey slime big fan of your content glad you're posting these
Nothing like a slime video to the dome before sleep
I don't know if you set ads at a certain point but I got an ad right when you revealed yourself. This shits like television.
slime, dead serious, you could make a series on "if these players are homies, yall win $100 if you win"
you gotta take salvia and become a vandal IM CRYINGGG
this is some premium trimmed up slop right here