@@dannyvaladez6529 I've seen enough videos of Audis and how their main problem is the dashboard. And why can't you literally like talk normally? "Ehehehe clown LMAO" no need to insult all the time but since you did it then you a fucking dumbass.
@@r.p.8133 Der kat? Das=the, makes more sense to me đ Edit,,, this was supposed to mean, das makes more sense for an object that I don't see in English as having femininity, still lots to learn about the German language.
@@metalwraith6162 maybe to you, but it's still wrong, and every German you talk to would correct you. Can be a bit annoying but it's a kind of "German Way"đ€ŁâđŒ Der Kat is just derived from Katalysator and this is a masculine word in German, so "der"đ
Next day on local classified ad: Late model BMW 335i coupe, always pampered, never raced or driven hard, everything works just fine. Must see to appreciate.
@@ericanulph1980 thankfully my widowed boss wanted something fun to drive with her husbands life insurance money. Got an M3. Got the full works. Ecu, exhaust, BIIIIG turbos. She was like 70. But drove it like she stole it. Car was SICK!
@@devinbender8428 personally, I like the 1997 through 2002 BMW M3 models. But I really like my C32 AMG Mercedes better. However, the years of M3 models mention I would actually take over my 2002 C32
@FBI Guy actually it makes perfect sense if you knew anything about cars, different mods will make your car think something's not right and turn check engine light on
BMW: "We have designed this car perfectly" Also BMW: "There's literally no way anyone is going to dump enough raw fuel down the exhaust to tear up the catalytic converters..."
@Bob Saget literally so cringe, you're most likely some low life without any degree talking shit about cars designed by people with master degrees and years of experience
@@jakobgruber7809 We like to call those people armchair mechanics. BMWs are great engines, itâs no wonder why they call N54s the modern day 2J. People who trash on BMW have either never owned one or donât know how to take care of their cars.
@@kylesmith9048 i'm not defending bmw haters, but i've worked as a mechanic for years a recently got a 335i i have done absolutely everything by the books and still have constant issues. probably from a previous owner mistreating it but i still believe no matter how u treat em they will fuck ya over
@@SicKem yeah, the cats(ceramic platinum containing blocks, which clear the exhaust gas) are clogging up over time. This time, giving a redline to the engine melted, and spit it out, as exhaust gases a very hot, restricting them cars get to melting temperatures, which result in this kinda thing. The only issue here might be that parts of ceramic could be sucked into the engine by the back pressure, this will result in honing degradation and scratches on the cylinder wall
@@MidshipRunabout2 yeah, but there are whole market for cat deleted firmware, so no big deal. And Iâll guess, it wouldnât be a Christmasâs tree, check light and cat light(if present) but the car will feel itself much more alive
@@w140 Not really. Modern cats hardly effect exhaust flow, so removing them doesn't do a lot. Worse case scenario it might actually hurt the performance as in some systems the cat acts as a high pressure area, with the parts after that acting as a low pressure area, resulting in a vacuum effect, which increases airflow. If you want more airflow, get a better designed exhaust, don't just remove your cats and expect that to do the work.
@@tronixfix the gravel on the side of busy highways has some of the richest platinum concentrations of any places in the world. Particles are ejected with the exhaust (particularly on grades) and they settle on the side of the road. If you do a chemical recovery it is actually a significant amount.
This comment reminds me of what I told some people at work a few days ago: "When my cat dies, I'm going to take her to the taxidermist & have her hind quarters mounted as a trophy...it will truly be a cats-ass-trophy!"
Yes, also known as the Big Money Waster, and the downfall of many a dictator and billionaire the world over. And yet, we still love these insane, hedonistic atrocities
If u wondering why so many ppl are talking about 'cats' đââŹ, it's because they referencing 'catalytic converters' which is just a part of the exhaust pipe that's supposed to reduce harmful emissions đđŒ
âCats have 9 livesâ
BMW: not today
Nope. You just watched all nine at once.
I broke your 69 likes đ
I agree with the first reply lol that was fucking hilarious
7 lives not 9
Well there's more than one way to skin a cat! đđ€Ł
Atleast he got his midpipes decatted for free
Lol
Kolt
@@MT-THNDR207 N54 has catted downpipes and midpipes. 4 cats total.
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@@MT-THNDR207wym zack its a 2 door e9x
The 2 steps of owning a BMW:
1. REV
2. MAINTENANCE
No one needs a cat
@@alperen194 đ tell that to your downstream sensors
@@blowndomenobody needs oxygen sensors
@@juc3eoncs32tell that to the state ref
Nobody needs a car
Man, thatâs a one hell of a fast way to do a cat delete..
No kiddin
Works every time đ
No "KITTEN"...See what I did rite there?đ
Achievement unlocked
You now have a straight pipe
Walking home unlocked
@@mansourkabbani3951 đ€Ł
@@mansourkabbani3951 youâre gonna walk home because the cats disintegrated?
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Louder car
Cat delete diy lol
@@caitwilliams8699 thjjjiiihghjujjjjjjjjjj. jj vi
@@Galgga463 You okay, dude?
Cheaper, quicker, and doesn't require any special tools..
@@Galgga463 same
@@LS__812 ain't no cheap its just getting worse
Thatâs the fastest cat delete Iâve ever seen
"Enough of the pipe rev it twice"
Dead ass đđđ
When there's a catalytic converter thief in your town, and you're dying to beat him to the punch...
His dashboard must look like a Christmas tree.
That's an Audi problem.
@@GrayZ_dood yeah watever clown đ keep wishing
@@dannyvaladez6529 I've seen enough videos of Audis and how their main problem is the dashboard. And why can't you literally like talk normally? "Ehehehe clown LMAO" no need to insult all the time but since you did it then you a fucking dumbass.
@@dannyvaladez6529 the fact you got an Audi profile picture, tells me everything I need to know.
@@xenthia hahaha i bet you canât post a pic of your car because you probably donât have one hahahaha
Just the BMW way of telling you, achtung das cat ist kaputt
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*der Kat đ€ŁđđŒ
@@r.p.8133 Der kat? Das=the, makes more sense to me đ
Edit,,, this was supposed to mean, das makes more sense for an object that I don't see in English as having femininity, still lots to learn about the German language.
@@metalwraith6162 maybe to you, but it's still wrong, and every German you talk to would correct you. Can be a bit annoying but it's a kind of "German Way"đ€ŁâđŒ
Der Kat is just derived from Katalysator and this is a masculine word in German, so "der"đ
@@r.p.8133 Fair enough haha, never fully understood the ways of word usage in German, but good to know, thank you.
Melted and blew out the cat, hear the turbo crystal clear after that đ
Next day on local classified ad: Late model BMW 335i coupe, always pampered, never raced or driven hard, everything works just fine. Must see to appreciate.
Don't forget "too many mods to list here"
đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł every time I read an ad on marketplace for an N54 335 like this i picture this
"check engine light on for o2 sensor"
Nope not for sell then and not for sale now
â@@ExileXCrossNah I actually know of this dude as he lives in the area of my peeps in VA. He ain't selling. He aint...selling. đđ
Man whoever steals those cats is gonnq be disappointed đ
Bruh đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
đ soon as it drops loose there gona be like god dammit
@@justskinnot2seriously71 their precious metals plink out of the exhaust like welding slag.
If it even has any lol
@@JoeG71299 it definitely doesn't anymore
I bet that threw about 500 codes.
carl shneebly not 1 code
It's just the secondary cats lol
@@boost_struck220 lol good shit my e90 woulda definitely hit limp mode
Oleg wouldnât it break the primary cats also?
Leon Zekavica no
Straight pipe unlockedđ
Love it this is how everyone who owns a BMW should "clean" their exhaust
Me after taco bell
Dreyfus_ 5450 đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
Lmfao
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lmaoo
When you tell her to slow down, but she didn't listen.
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*nods head*
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Why would you ever tell her to do that?!?!!
**2 step kicks in**
(The cats) - âOH FUCK IM BOUT TUHâ
**gets absolutely annihilated**
How you gonna explain THAT to mom when she takes her car to work the next morning đ
no mom is going to have a 335i
@@Modelta I donât know where you are from, but thatâs a basic bitch car that half my friends moms n dads got when they came out.
@@joshuagray6605 well the moms prob bought the 316i's, or 320i's,the 335i is unlikely, but if you dod witness actual 335i's, then i apologize
â@@ModeltaThat's an average white lib car in my neighborhood.
It's a fuckin BMW. It's not like it's a rare car. Tons of old ladies drive them
Turbo: hey cats youre suffocating me
Cats: well let me just make a quick exit
@JW If u have a stock cats on a forced motor yes đ€Ł
Great comment!
also cats: meow
Turbos*
Sounded like it lost boost with the sparks. Pretty sure it was the turbo that peaced out.
Well he doesnât have to pay for a secondary cat delete now.
Well said comment
Cat
Idk why he doesn't sell it, cat are worth selling
@@ernestkhalimov177 Depends on emissions regulations I'd have thought? seems a waste to run anything turbo above stock with cats though.
@@metalwraith6162 Or having any catalytic converters at all.
The janitor sweeping up the parking lot
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The literal expression of " BOOM " đđđđđđđ
There's more than one way to skin a catalytic converter.
This is the best comment on here
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Underrated asf comment đđ»đđ»
I canât really tell but I think this is an underrated comment
gut*
Bing: "How to remove a catalytic converter"
Top comment
X'D
Jajajajaja the best comment.
Yupp, this is it. This is the comment. Everyone else can just go home now.
Lmao bump this comment
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TFW you fire a molten chunk of Cat out the back
When you cranked up the boost and still kept the stock catalytic converters on.. your ECU rolled its eyes.
The problem with the BMW is pretty much, if you put an aftermarket catalytic converter on one, you still get a code for a catalytic converter
@@ericanulph1980 ârunning stock ecu with a tuned BMWâ
Dash board laughs in colors.
@@devinbender8428 that too
@@ericanulph1980 thankfully my widowed boss wanted something fun to drive with her husbands life insurance money. Got an M3. Got the full works. Ecu, exhaust, BIIIIG turbos.
She was like 70. But drove it like she stole it. Car was SICK!
@@devinbender8428 personally, I like the 1997 through 2002 BMW M3 models. But I really like my C32 AMG Mercedes better. However, the years of M3 models mention I would actually take over my 2002 C32
I enjoy watching this almost as much as I enjoy not paying to fix it
Doesn't need fixing. It just fixed itself.
@@richardharrold9736 đđđ
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PJMontoya shit almost worth just buying a whole new car
Richard Harrold unless you live in California
Now thatâs what I call a cat-delete
"CatalyticConverter was killed by BMWHaha123"
Damn that was some precious metal shooting out the exhaust
Platinum
It was anti climatic
@@milkshakeflake catalytic catastrophe
Codyslab taught me this
Melted cat lol
Achievement unlocked : Stage 2 tune available
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In the words of dom Torretto
There goes your piston rings
"Mom can we get a M3 E92?"
"We have a M3 E92 at home"
The M3 E92 at home-
wheres the funny part of this joke?
How to delete your cat 101:
- Put 2 step on it
- just go ham
Anti lag 2 step will do it but regular 2 step wont do harm to it.
@@Ehren1337 doesn't matter what kind of 2 step is used. Eventually the heat will burn it up
It's the aggressive hardcut limiter that destroys the cats
@sly dankass Yes. The cat has a very fine ceramic honey comb structure in it that contains a platinum coating.
@sly dankass yes. It melted the honeycombs out of the catalytic converters.
Cool, Never seen a car install a free flowing exaughst on itself.
Iâve never seen someone try to spell exhaust that way
Itâs pronounced eggsaucedt
czcams.com/video/JLz3lfC-SdE/video.html
@@carlosrobledo8779 lmao
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And here you can see a beemer ejecting itâs insides
You can legitimately hear the exhaust being less restrictive at the end.
âhey man... arent you gonna remove your cats?â
ânah man, wont even have to touch em to remove emâ
Houdini style haha
@@GemPotagueule youre name is badass
@@thatonechannel1920 Thanks bro!
@@GemPotagueule yessir have a great rest of youre day stay safe have funđŻ
@@thatonechannel1920 that's to kind! Same back at you! Take care
When that last big cough gets what was stuck in your throat out
Lol
Cat had Furball pb maybe
That's what she said.đ€Ł
One of the most satisfying shit known to man
At least it wasnât the engine parts or something coming out it was just the muffler Insulation I believe yeah cool
That little spark at the end is the a peice of the cat hahah
Iâm witnessing a fine-ass lookinâ Chevrolet Monte Carlo in the background there! ;3
Oh ya sheâs minty đ
Your cars gonna be flashing a whole bunch of codes like gang signs at you now
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If the engine light isn't on.. Is it really a fast BMW
@FBI Guy Youâre the stupid one here? Get the joke dumbass
@FBI Guy actually it makes perfect sense if you knew anything about cars, different mods will make your car think something's not right and turn check engine light on
BMW: "We have designed this car perfectly"
Also BMW: "There's literally no way anyone is going to dump enough raw fuel down the exhaust to tear up the catalytic converters..."
đđ
@Bob Saget yeah, kinda why I projected BMW as the "inconceivable!?" farse of properly designing a motor vehicle. đđ
@Bob Saget literally so cringe, you're most likely some low life without any degree talking shit about cars designed by people with master degrees and years of experience
@@jakobgruber7809 We like to call those people armchair mechanics. BMWs are great engines, itâs no wonder why they call N54s the modern day 2J. People who trash on BMW have either never owned one or donât know how to take care of their cars.
@@kylesmith9048 i'm not defending bmw haters, but i've worked as a mechanic for years a recently got a 335i i have done absolutely everything by the books and still have constant issues. probably from a previous owner mistreating it but i still believe no matter how u treat em they will fuck ya over
This (silver) color on this car matches allot.đ
Check engine light: *hello there*
RIP catalytic converter. 2009-2019
2007đ
@@boost_struck220 BIG BRUH
AND LOL
It shall never be forgotten đ
@@boost_struck220 pre LCI
Ha
Im glad for this engine. Itâs certainly breathing easier now.
Do you know why it spit out like that?
@@SicKem yeah, the cats(ceramic platinum containing blocks, which clear the exhaust gas) are clogging up over time. This time, giving a redline to the engine melted, and spit it out, as exhaust gases a very hot, restricting them cars get to melting temperatures, which result in this kinda thing.
The only issue here might be that parts of ceramic could be sucked into the engine by the back pressure, this will result in honing degradation and scratches on the cylinder wall
It will also light up the christmas tree and make your car fail any kind of inspection your country or state has.
@@MidshipRunabout2 yeah, but there are whole market for cat deleted firmware, so no big deal. And Iâll guess, it wouldnât be a Christmasâs tree, check light and cat light(if present) but the car will feel itself much more alive
@@w140 Not really. Modern cats hardly effect exhaust flow, so removing them doesn't do a lot. Worse case scenario it might actually hurt the performance as in some systems the cat acts as a high pressure area, with the parts after that acting as a low pressure area, resulting in a vacuum effect, which increases airflow. If you want more airflow, get a better designed exhaust, don't just remove your cats and expect that to do the work.
The entire turbo went out with all those flames
It sounds like a turbo charged coffee pot
The cat jokes here are top notch. 10 out of 10 recommend
Yeah I know right, but its quite serious, my friend got his cat stolen, it cost him a lot, he was a good pet.
Didnt knew id find so many animal lovers among grown men... đ
@@Wilma5532 U mean they used a PET Bottle as a Cat? What a Catastrophy.. đ
What about a cat with a cat?
meow
Quick pick up the precious molten metal.
Best comment. There was hundreds of dollars of platinum in that liquid metal.
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But for real... u will find some platinum in that molten metal
@@tronixfix the gravel on the side of busy highways has some of the richest platinum concentrations of any places in the world. Particles are ejected with the exhaust (particularly on grades) and they settle on the side of the road. If you do a chemical recovery it is actually a significant amount.
@@sethborne welcome back to Codyâs lab
Well if he wasnât catless before, heâs catless now
Sounded better instantly đ
"Hold on, let me set my programmer to cat delete sport mode..."
"HEY JERRY YOU CLEAN THAT CAT YET?"
something like that boss
bro did a cat delete with a 2step ive seen it all
That was crazy at first I thought it was molten rod bearings
âDanger to manifoldâ
Everyone knows that "Danger to Manifold" means the floor of the car is falling off...Duh!!
@@mmatthews61687 it also means your supposed to keep racing after it falls through
Fart spray
"SHUT UP!"
Im so dead
Hey guys Chris fix here
Yeah Iâm sure he has a vid for that
If not, then he has to make a vid on it
He schould totally change piston springs xD
1 more 2 step and he'll need a new car
@@devilsaints
step 1 buy car
Step 2:
Step 3: buy car
With common handtools and soapy wooder
When they try to steal your cats but you already emptied them
His laugh fits perfectly with the exhaust things shot out
Man, what a cat-astrophe! đ„
Best comment here and only four likes. I gave you one
@@mightyfraserriver977 I appreciate the likes! đ
Why
đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł love it
This comment reminds me of what I told some people at work a few days ago:
"When my cat dies, I'm going to take her to the taxidermist & have her hind quarters mounted as a trophy...it will truly be a cats-ass-trophy!"
When catalytic converters arenât converting and catalytics anymore
And turn into a Cataclysm lol
That license plate is sick
âGot e85â
The cat just say "bye have a wonderful time "
Probably one of the more expensive cat deletes out there (boom tune)
This video gets share so much, that the audio quality has reached VHS level
Lmao đ
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best comment ever brođ
Shitt đ
Dude had fireworks in his exaust
Homie has the same laugh as the shark from strange wilderness.
I thought he did some Cat-astrophic damage to his Engine .....
My man, Comment of the year.
The only good Catalyst joke in this whole comment section congrats Budd
Best comment hands downđ
No cats in their
In all seriousness how much damages was done. For a person who knows not how to fix cars but only how to drive them?
Owner: How much for a catless downpipe?
Shop: $500 + 2hrs @ $160 for labor
Owner: hold my beer...
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Right lol đ
âSee officer, the cats are right hereâ
When big kitty roars all the smaller cats go running.
Man just shot $300 of crack money out his exhaust đ
So I can sell my own cats? Asking for a friend đ who wants crack not me
â@@daviddelacruz7496Sure
The saying of, "there's more than one way to skin a cat" was not just for felines.
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âHey man I want to delete my cats could you help meâ
âHold my beerâ
About time you went catless
Cat: *Last online a moment ago*
When you cough and a fart shoots out
You can already hear his VANOS system is failing while heâs idlingđ
This is oddly satisfying. The car sounds some much better with that last little rev
It's not metal, đ
Cat be likeâ EJECTO SEATO CUUUUUHâ
Lmao
FF! Lmfao
Lmaoo yea tho đ
Thatâs one way to gut the cats đ
why do i feel like that was 0% 2 step 100% cat
No one:
Catylitic converter: aight imma head out really quick ...
nO oNE...
midpipe has left the game
Alternative title: DIY cat delete
Lol that poor cat also I love the license plate
that's a pretty eazy and stealthy way to do a cat delete, might try it later
This is what we call a beemer sneeze.
Mad Man đ€Łđ€Ł
Yes, also known as the Big Money Waster, and the downfall of many a dictator and billionaire the world over. And yet, we still love these insane, hedonistic atrocities
Quite possibly the funniest shit I've heard all week
@@christleenaidoo8392 you made this not funny.
@@christleenaidoo8392 what the fuck are you talking about
If u wondering why so many ppl are talking about 'cats' đââŹ, it's because they referencing 'catalytic converters' which is just a part of the exhaust pipe that's supposed to reduce harmful emissions đđŒ
Cats have 9 lives,just not the ones that go in your carđ
I'm no fortune teller, but I can smell bad luck at your next emission check
Glad we donât have those in va đ
@LUKE HABERMAN in many states the rules are by county.
@LUKE HABERMAN Its true. Only in Northern Va.
@@beyedubya7777 yeah rip me a nova resident
@@minecraftmaster909 Lol tell me about it. It drove me crazy. I'm down in Newport News now so I'm free LOL.
Nobody:
Nfs Heat exhausts:
I'm sure that was nothing good but damn it was satisfying
Waiting for dudes with buckets capturing all that precious metal flying out of the pipes haha
Christmas lights..ENGAGED đł
Thatâs just the usual state of a BMW dashboard