Chris Porter Is Tired Of Everyone's Stupid Questions
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My face hurt from laughing after his full act. Funniest comedian I've ever seen.
He is one of the funniest comedians out there , this skit is insanely hilarious
Anyone who says this isn’t funny is insane. This is my single favorite comedy bit of the past five years.
Agree 100%
Absolutely...I laughed every second, and still do everytime. It's genius.
He’s so angry. I love angry comedians! So hot.
The funniest stand up show I have ever seen, and it's not even close. Whoever doesn't find any of this funny as fuck, has one miserable, miserable existence.
It’s fuckinh funny I love his comedy he’s funny as fuck
I damn near pissed myself watching this guy. His use of sarcasm in his material is beyond hilarious 😂
Just saw him live tonight. He is hilarious 😂 and he cracks down on hecklers and it is golden.
I didn't see that bit. What was it
NAME IT! 😂
Aggressive and brutally honest 💪🏼🤣🤣🤣
Seen him 3 times here in town, he is twice as funny in person.
I saw him at the Acme comedy club tonight!!
Dude is hilarious!!! Talking about the 90s loved it!
This guy is hilarious 😅
Just discovered this guy he is pure gold Just brilliant 👏
STILL one of my favorite bits of his.
Awesome 👏
Exactly like the title sayes no such thing as a stupid question, like he talks about is true people do ask you stupid questions but its funny
I played this last night when in Michigan it went from 70°, to tornadoes, to snow...
2:46 just saying it’s dropping 30 degrees in TN today
Watching this has to be one of the hardest I have ever laughed at a comedy bit.
I watch this video like every single day still funny to watch 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You rock!!
Funny side note. I live in the Coachella valley, and we had hail and snow a few weeks back, and people are dying in the San Bernardino area from being snowed in! Then again it's not August, and yeah stupid question
Underated as hell!
Funny comedian funny is ever
He’s funny, handsome and I love his voice, but nothing matches, you know what I mean 😅 Love him
Please come to somewhere close to where I am in montana, so I can bring my family to see u🎉😂
SOUTH BEND INDIANA ( Notre Dame ) 40 DEGREES IN A DAY
Play dough stuff??
Something for my doll like a corvette and clothes and fake food. That I wish was real!!! !!!!
See, wrong answer on the jacket question.
"Yes, I think you should wear a jacket."
:D
Bert Kreischer brought me here.
Easy bake oven for kids???
Stupid questions are infuriating
There is rhetorical questions and people try to make a Conversation with you
No stupid questions. Just stupid people.
I guess he has not been to texas
He'll be at the Houston Improv next month. I plan on going
*My apologies, this is kind of long, so bear that in mind. Skim it if you like. :D
1:40. In our defense, women's dating fashions can be very complex and somewhat daunting. Men's, by comparison, is virtually idiot-proof. When you hear that a man "fussed" before a date, that means that he shaved. He PROBABLY showered. Probably. If he's going all out, he wears a suit. Likely the same suit he wore the last time he went "all out". :D
Setting aside little details that women take care of before a big date: hair, nails, shaving, waxing, makeup, a woman can't even be seen in the same nice outfit twice. Not at the same place or with the same man accessorising her look. You just KNOW some catty bitch will talk about her if she does! And I wouldn't put it past the man to unfavourably take note that she rewore a previous outfit. The outfit also includes matching shoes, jewelry, and a clutch for keys, ID, money, cell, etc., because haute couture doesn't seem to think that women need pockets. Or much in the way of material.
To that last point, regarding a lack of material and the joke, (Very funny, but nevertheless.), that Mr. Porter is making here, I can easily see why the woman might ask if she needs a wrap or some sort of jacket. Men's fashions tend to cover the body, a full suit, for example. Women's fashions-particularly evening wear-not so much. The fancier, more expensive it is, the less there is of it, seemingly. I wear a strappy little black evening dress and my legs, arms, shoulders and a good bit of "the girls" are not covered.
Yes, it was 118 degrees at 4p.m. but it's 7 now and while the sun has set, air conditioners are likely still going. Will it be cold where we are going? That's the thing. If our date is entirely outside, NO, I don't NEED a jacket in that situation, although I'd probably still want some sort of a coverup to avoid rude stares while in public. But if we are going to be inside, it might get chilly for me. Especially, if we are just sitting; at dinner, at a recital, an opera, a play, etc.
Personally, I'm not asking the man if he thinks I will need a jacket. He doesn't know anything. Clearly, Mr. Porter's lady friend was just trying to make conversation, to be polite, and was unaware that she was dealing with a lunatic. A funny lunatic, but a lunatic just the same. If I'm wearing something like the strappy black dress, I'll wear or bring along a little Bolero Jacket that covers the shoulders, parts of the arms and enough of the chest to reduce the chances that I am flashing my highbeams at those unprepared for their magnificence. Even a simple silk wrap will keep off the chill without being too warm if we are outside and serve to cover the girls when appropriate.
Again, my apologies for the over-long comment but I feel that ladies need to protect our own and though Mr. Porter IS funny, in his own intense way, and though the joke itself was also funny, I myself have been in this situation of needing a jacket of some sort when clearly the weather didn't seem to call for one and a rebuttal was required!
What the ACTUAL FUCK. Stay away from all comedy; you do not belong here.
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Not funny at all !!!!!
Yea,and why is that ?
You’ve asked those kind of Questions haven’t you?
“How funny is Chris Christ” just got answered. Thanks for answering finally.
You're gay
He was hilarious...for most, and that's what pays the bills!
Talking about saying stupid shit, a desert can fluctuate about 70 degrees from daytime to night time. Maybe he should have looked that up before he put it in his comedy routine.
Not funny....filthy..... when a comedian is not really funny, they always resort to filthy talk
He's funny, you're not
Femboyonmission1
Yet here you are !
Have you seen the skit he did with Tommy Chong ? Tommy Chong thought he was funny enough to be a host on one of his shows . Stfu and have a seat 😂
You have issues
Then stick to your old Bill Cosby!