@@somebodyyoudontknow3980 I remember reading once that Sadao (Jotaro's father) is a famous musician, which is why he's never around. So they probably ARE wealthy, by Sadao's own hand.
Jotaro knows he came from a wealthy family, since he had more exposure with the Joestars and the Foundation. The other three... Who knows? Probably not.
well the thing is, GEORGE is stupid he said that jonathan attacked dio when he was defenseless but it was jonathan who made dio defenseless so it is fair
imagine dio testing the mask on some guy while the sun is still there and he thinks the mask kills people. and then he just makes jonathan to a vampire. would love to see his reaction when jonathan beats the sht out of him
It would kind of make sense if he learned how to freeze things because hamon is the control of your blood and stuff so if he could learn how to make his blood cold.....
How... In the WORLD had I not found this before now?! Also, funny how this entire series began due to a dog being kicked, A mask and blood getting on it. Oh, and the jewel. Throw the squirrel hand transform thing in there for fun (that scene was hilarious to me).
George Joestar: How many younglings have you killed to gain that unlimited power? Dio: How many words were in the Star Wars script? Jonathan: DIOOOOOOOOO!
“Boys fighting is normal” “Shut up!” “But JoJo, you were beating Dio while he was defenseless.” “Shut up!” “That’s not what a gentleman would do.” “Shut up! You’re damn annoying!” “No excuses! Both of you, go to your rooms!”
@Asyam Abyan nobody called jotaro "jojo" either besides the annoying girls, and if you want to count that then someone random dude called josuke "jojo" when looking at his ID
@Asyam Abyan Dude you take yourself and the show way too seriously, calm down holy shit. If this was some topic like legal case but goddamn, what does it matter if he was called jojo or not?
So This Universe Has These: -JJBA Ends Early -Dio Is A Vampire AND A Zoophile -Somehow The Existince Of Lifesabers Was Invented Early -Speedwagon Foundation Was Never Founded -Johnathan Never Married Erina -King Crimson Existed Back Then
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If Jonathan had Jotaro’s personality, Dio would’ve died immediately within 2 episodes.
No, he would die right in Episode 1. As soon as Danny gets kicked by Dio, Jotaro will go 7 Page Ora on Dio, killing him.
O
@wauke squarks ay
wauke squarks he just said “O” tho
Technological Dominator O
Now we need Jotaro with Jonathan's personality being all polite to everyone
Basically, Jotaro without a hat
JOTAROU BEING NICE TO HIS MOTHER FOR ONCE IN HIS DELINQUENT LIFE
You mean Jotaro Part 4
Mateusz jotaro: hi dio
Dio: SHIENEI
Jotaro: ok nice to meet you too
@@leetorry That would be a cursed Jotaro.
0:47
"Danny, you thought your first kiss would be with Jonathan, but it was me, Dio!"
Kono dio da
I'm dying! 🤣🤣
In anather universe instead of it was I *DIO* we would get it was me *DIO*
🌚
Saiko ni high teat sha
*Jonathon spamming yakamashi*
Isn’t it Jonathan?
@@voidcarrot7670 *Jonathon*
@@Bitternutz_Iz_Gay joraton
Yakamashi!
Plus yakamashi or Hora?
For me Yakamashi
DIO : *kissed danny*
Jonathan: *goes john wick mode*
wAS THat thE biTe oF 87 ? Kick dude
an toan vo no he kissed it in this video
wAS THat thE biTe oF 87 ? Ur name matches the scene lmfaoer
*Grabs pencil*
YOU KISSED A FUCKIN' DOG DUDE!!
DIO KISSING DANNY IS WHERE YOU CROSSED THE LINE
MOHAMMEDU ABUDORU!
Good comment but I am not gonna upvote it since you have 666 likes.
evil number hahahahah bye
@@alexsullivan7488 better check again
it was necessary
WHO THINKS OF THIS CRAP
If only *Jotaro, Josuke, Giorno, and Jolyne* knew that they came from a *Wealthy Family.*
What WAS one, Joseph spent all the money on hookers and blow.
I think Jotaro is pretty rich. They comment on how big the house is, even if the rooms are small
@@somebodyyoudontknow3980 I remember reading once that Sadao (Jotaro's father) is a famous musician, which is why he's never around. So they probably ARE wealthy, by Sadao's own hand.
@@miles6492 I forgot about that, yeah I imagine they're pretty rich
Jotaro knows he came from a wealthy family, since he had more exposure with the Joestars and the Foundation. The other three... Who knows? Probably not.
* Jotaro: "SHUT UP! It pisses me off when girls freak out!"
* Erina: ᵒʰ
Haii
Dio: *Kisses danny*
Danny: "Dies from gayness"
why :>
Gay tendency
Phantom gay
Gayness is unbreakable.
Gay Ocean
JOTARO IS THE TRUE EMBODIMENT OF GENDER EQUALITY
He tells everyone to shut up no matter the gender
i s t h i s a K o n o S u b a r e f e r e n c e
*Kazuma Will remember this*
“I hate everyone, that’s true equality.”
Lmao
I love when George is talking to them Jotaro just keeps saying YAKAMSHI
キング・クリムゾン時飛ばすなや笑笑
Stop being wanna be Japanese just because you watch anime, it's cringe as fuck 😬
いぇあ
Ye
wryyyyy
Ok
If Jonathan had Jotaro's personality, Dio wouldn't have had the chance to put on the mask
He'd been pounded, in ORA to be specific. Nothing but ORA. He knows the way of ORA therefore uses ORA to pound.
he prob would break the stone mask when Dio uses it on his face
@@turbovirgin5453 Then goes into a monologue how Dio really pissed him off this time? *Hell yea.*
Dio: I...reject my humanity! JO-
Jotarothon: ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!
Dio: *Puts on the Stone Mask*
"I win."
*Gets his mask and his face smashed in by Jotaro's fist*
Jotaro actually looks his age in this
AND they were actually 13 as this happens.
The fact that this guy has two comments with high likes
-ThatOneGuy- Insanely normal on reddit
Conn Toons Jonathan is 12 here
John & Toffee Jonathan and dio is 13
3:47 THE LEGENDARY L
2:24 and thats how kc works
How to make a joestar instantly more violent:
Give him a hat.
something bugs me about josuke’s hair
Giorno?
A half hat
@@internetperson3436 hear piano playing.
Not a hat THE hat
If Jonathan had Jotaro's personality Dio would have probably been dead on his third day on the house
Third?I would be suprised if he survived the first
he'd prob get a singel warning about going back to where he came from or get beaten to death :D
Oh I so want to see Dio get ruthlessly and brutally beaten the shit out of the second he stepped foot on his land
day one: Jojo gives him a chance
day two: Jojo beats him within an inch of his life
day three: he goes into the furnace
He would've been dead the day he got information that Dio kissed his dog
犬がショック死したところオモロ
Dio: "Kisses Danny"
Jonathan: ....and I took that personally
“IT PISSES ME OFF WHEN GIRLS FREAK OUT! GET OUT OF HERE”
Erina : *H O R N Y*
LMFAO
What wrong? Is normal. This is like every girls in Jojo's bizzare adventure.
If Erina had Holly's personality
Erina: haaiii 😍
Sums up all the thots Jotaro and Co. encounter
@I N C O G N I TO
Delete it. *N O W*
If Jonathan had Jotaro's personality, The Speedwagon foundation wouldn't have been founded.
Jotaro let Kakyoin live, I'm pretty sure Jonathan with Jotaro's personality would do the same to Speedwagon, since both of them are waifu material
@@Sanjikun01 big brain time
Yeah then it would be called *The Speedwagon Ation*
@@Sanjikun01 he was talking about killing dio before vampirism, no need to speedwagon
@@Sanjikun01 I like where ur mind is at. Yes. Yes. Yes.
This means that if Jotaro was the protagonist of the story from the beginning, the story would be in one part, that's nice 🙂👍🏻
lmao,too lmao 草，太草了，笑死
so funny i botta kms
@@ruckbukBro what the fuck
@@cecilia843 So funny i blow myself
“Dio was defenceless”
He had a lightsaber
Brrvuh
To be fair, what's a lightsaber gonna do against sp?
Edit:
*You Fell For It, Fool! Thunder Cross Split Attack!*
This comment really killed me
Dioarth Brander
Its not a light saber its a flash light
Well if he had Jotaro’s personality, *DIO would simply not exist*
Dio after taking jonathan body after part 1
So is Giorno
_well how do you know narancia?_
Low xang yen pretty good
Beep Weep listen here you little-
1:55 this part made me laugh so hard
YAAKAMASHII LMFAOO 😭
George Joestar: Jojo you were attacking dio.
Jotaro: STFU OLD MAN!!!
*I’m still upset that DIO didn’t use his lightsaber against Jotaro*
Me to
If he did it would have later been called
Dio's Bizzare Adventure: Phantom Jobs
DIO : IT'S OVER JOTARO! I HAD THE HIGH GROUND!
@@yes5256 **jjba: phantom menace
Weird flex but ok
George :"Boys fighting is normal"
Jonataro: Y A K A M A S H I
I wish it was
@Lucas yes yes yes yes .. YES !
yakamashi means "noisy" by the way
Just saying..
@@diophobe4958 crazy yakamashi bizarre town
well the thing is, GEORGE is stupid he said that jonathan attacked dio when he was defenseless but it was jonathan who made dio defenseless so it is fair
I like how they added him Jotaro's cap. That's what makes him Jotaro :D
Jotaro wouldn’t have lost to the guy bullying Erina. He would have punched him 3 blocks away.
Dio: I REJECT MY HUMANITY JOJ-
Jonathan: *Y A K A M A S H I*
Jonathan: *smashes mask into his face*
Y O U ' R E
D A M N
A N N O Y I N G
LITTLE DID YOU KNOW!
THIS WAS MY PLAN TO BECOMD IMORTAL!
George: scolding Jonathan
Jonathan: YAKAMASHI!
@@mahadevsankar3215 George (Smiling like he couldn't be happier): Haaaaai
@@Endlesshorse64 But with that force the mask would shatter
"Jojo's birazze adventure is over" that was fast.
up it was 4:15 minutes lol
Should of been jorato from the beginning
Ohh yeah birazze ik
"Bizarre"
Samuel The man I prefer barazze
0:36 That moment when the legendary plot started
Dio:Breathes
Jonathan:SHUT THE HELL UP OVERDRIVE!!
If only he had jotaro's personality, dio would've been traumatized on his first day
Then it'd be Dio's Bizarre Adventure
@@sayospecter6731 it could still be jojo
or dead?
If johnathan had jotaro’s personality the entire show would’ve been over in four minutes and fifteen seconds
Yeah dio would've died right away
@Covid 19 kara wouldn't even be able to fully emerge from his pillar
666 likes lol
666 likes
Noo someone else liked it
Let's be honest, Dio would not have survived to the age of 14.
Old man:*talking about fighting*
Jonathan: *Y* *A* *K* *A* *M* *A* *S* *H* *I*
Me: Mom I want Jojo part 3 at home
Mom: we have part 3 at home
Jojo part 3 at home:
Better
So homefood is better
Be grateful
iSpetsnazZX YAKAMASHI!
Shut up, kid. Your mother is right this time.
If Jonathan had Jotaro's personality, I think his descendants would be gentlemen instead
Lmao that's true
We gotta see ultra polite Jotaro
GENTLEMAN JOSEPH
GENTLEMAN JOSUKE
Standing Johnny
0:35 Love how the harp plays when Dio makes his dramatic entrance like from that lost Phantom Blood movie
imagine dio testing the mask on some guy while the sun is still there and he thinks the mask kills people. and then he just makes jonathan to a vampire. would love to see his reaction when jonathan beats the sht out of him
*George* : Boys like you fighting is normal but that was-
*Jonathan* : Shut up.
*George* : And as i was saying-
*Jonathan* : Shut up old man.
Jiji*
George: Jonathan, watch your mouth!
Jonathan: ok boomer
@@flameyboy4184stfu boomer
@@yourlocalusernamesniper1309 no u
@@sapa4072 no u
Are we gonna ignore the fact that Dio beat the crap out of jojo and kissed Danny as soon as he arrived with no absolute reason?
Yeah it sounds pretty normal for Dio
I mean it is a Bizarre Adventure tho
*kissed* Danny?
@@horseoperamarker Danny is the dog
@@Alan-cm7ye i know that i just wasnt paying attention and didnt realise Dio kissed danny
0:17 Jonathan Joestar single handedly wipes out the entire Joestar bloodline.
😂
Dio:
*kisses Danny*
*puts Erina in crate in incinerator*
Ah yed
Underrated comment
Oh shit
LMAO
yes ah
Sequel idea: If Jonathan had Joseph's personality.
HOOORY SHET
Niiiiice!
@The Nova renaissance SMOKEY
OH. MY GOOODDDD
HORII SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
i like to think that even when jotaro isn't using star platinum he still says "ora" to whatever he does, like cutting carrots
Jonathan, the only jojo who make Dio cry like a baby.
fact
To be fair, they were 12.
@GIORNO GIOVANNA r/iamverygay... I mean, r/iamverythough
@@SuryaTheBeast what the fuck
@GIORNO GIOVANNA I don't know sounds kinda gay to me
Dio: I can shoot lasers out of my eyes
Jotaro Jonathan: So it’s the same kind of training as Hamon... *shoots lasers from his eyes at dio*
lmao
It would kind of make sense if he learned how to freeze things because hamon is the control of your blood and stuff so if he could learn how to make his blood cold.....
@@Kobekola That doesn't make any sense
@@Kobekola Thats not what hamon is but ok
It's Kujo Jonathan
George: exists
Jonotaro: S H U T U P
How... In the WORLD had I not found this before now?!
Also, funny how this entire series began due to a dog being kicked, A mask and blood getting on it. Oh, and the jewel. Throw the squirrel hand transform thing in there for fun (that scene was hilarious to me).
DIO be like:you mispelled it. Its
How in ZA WARUDO (Time Frozen).....oops
*"Boys fight is normal!"*
*("Shut up!")*
Jotaro: YAKAMASHY! YOUR HAIR IS ANNOYING!
@Jonathan Joestar
Jonathan where's your head?
999 lieks
😭😭😭😭
1,200 because me b(((((
Everything right until Dio kisses Danny
Edit: OK I KNOW HIS NAME IS DANNY RIGHT?
It's gotta be a counterpart of the dolphin joke here.
*John Wick Mode*
Danny
Rip danny
At least I didn’t kill Danny, OH WAIT
Jotaro’s Japanese VA is still the most fitting I could imagine, but Jonathan’s just had yelling Dio’s name with rage and fury down
George J:bla bla bla bla
Jojo with jotaro pers:SHUT UP
No Giorno, No erina, No jojo part 2 anymore
There still be erina and zeppeli but no lisa lisa
Maybe probably not if straizo never went to mexico with speedwagon
No joseph or suzie q so that means joseph never cheated on his main wife and made josuke and kira would have lived a quiet life
And maybe no jotaro or any asian joestars from the family
Speedwagon still roams around in the streets hoping to narrate someones moves
EVERYBODY IS GANGSTA TILL DIO PULL OUT THE LIGHTSABER
Yaka mashi
And fuck da dog
everybody gangsta until Jonathan pulls out his stand
Dio Brando can i have one?
@@bigidiot7864 KING CRIMSON
1:15 I wasn’t aware dio had aged 107 years 😂🤔
That personality makes Johanatan iconic. And, from another point of view, he's the real and the first JoJo
Is nobody going to point out the fact that Dio just kissed Danny to death?
Nah, Danny just retired...
And then died due to excessive trauma.
he died out of Dios poison my friend ;)
BUT DON'T TELL THEM-
Nah, Dio kissed Danny and Erina was the one who was burned to the ashes
@@PrixtoTNT i hate you.
“Dio was defenseless” DONT YOU DARE INSULT THE POWER OF A DAMN LIGHT SABER
Maybe his father was a Jedi, try to learn the Jedi way has his son : never fight first. A Jedi never attack, they defend.
This is the way
George Joestar: How many younglings have you killed to gain that unlimited power?
Dio: How many words were in the Star Wars script?
Jonathan: DIOOOOOOOOO!
@@gangrenousgandalf2102 rdcgggg
WHAT THE FUCK WHY NOT A PHASER
Impeccable editing my good sir
If Jonathan has Jotaro's personality, the story would end quickly.
Plot twist: Jonathan reincarnated to star platinum, Jonathan’s dog reincarnated to Iggy
Ohno
Oh no
@@higashikatajosuke7480 Higashikata Josuke!! Kono Nijimura Okuyasu omae wa za Hando ga kesu!!!
*"IGGY, GET OUT OF HERE, HE'S STILL ALIVE"*
@@bujumbura1399 it's wrong. It's "Higashikata Josuke, Omae wa nijimura okuyasu no Za hando ga kesu!"
guys do you like tkau
jotaro would act like that actually
Ok
@@CariagaXIII Nah, he'd say something like "I don't want someone who's never home acting like my old man"
If jotaro had a father like george joestar he would not have that personality.
@@EpicPurpl It's okay, we'll get him next time.
Time Traveler:[Sneezes]
The New Timeline:
If Jonathan was like this, his great great grandson would be MUCH MUCH stronger than dio
1:56 jotaro shouting "SHUT UP" in the background got me
Jonathan*
@@dio5691 Says DIO
@Dio I'm you but better
@@diohasagun4613 I use ZA WARUDO, you use a pathetic gun!
@@onyourleft9273 if I hear “Jotaro” one more time, I’ll shred Jonathan’s body into pieces every time you replay part 1 ep.1
“IT PISSES ME OFF WHEN GIRLS FREAK OUT! GET OUT OF HERE”
Erina : S o f t a n d w e t o
I love how there is 69 likes for this comment in particular
@@sogg8713 not anymore 1 person ruined it
@@pizza5105 it happens
@@sogg8713 it does sadly
@@pizza5105 Sadly, yes.
3:24の全くの躊躇の無さw
この動画最高です！
Dio: Jojo, at least handcuff me yourself. Remember the years we spent together
Jonathan: YARE YARE DAZE
Dio likes to kiss dogs and he is a sith lord. Sounds legit
196 and 4 comments seems pretty legit
204 and 5 comment seems pretty legit
he was excited to see me
@minecraft swastika it's the kind you like and move on-
237 likes and 7 comments seem pretty legit
Jonothan screaming “SHUT UP” whole George was scolding him was great
Lmao
"YOU'RE DAMN ANNOYING"
Jonothan 😂
Aren't you supposed to be dead, Abbacchio?
Y a k a b a s h i
Ah, yes my grandfather before going to anger management
Dio pulling out a lightsaber is something I didn’t realise I needed to see
This confirms the theory that Star Platinum is indeed Jonathan Joestar himself.
LMAO
Joestar Z Stands have the same voice as their user.
@@hugohepworth5633 Echoes act 3 is just vocoded koichi
*_S-h-i-t !_*
Y A K A M A S H I
"If you kill me my ghost will haunt you"
Dio : ok boomer
*100 years later*
*StArpLaTiNuM*
Genius. He used King Crimson at the opening to skip it to the end.
Polnareff died within it.
No one skip jojo op, wdym
@Urash but in this case they retire retire retire retire retire retire-
i love this dude
making memes
Epic lightsaber.
“Boys fighting is normal”
“Shut up!”
“But JoJo, you were beating Dio while he was defenseless.”
“Shut up!”
“That’s not what a gentleman would do.”
“Shut up! You’re damn annoying!”
“No excuses! Both of you, go to your rooms!”
1:55
"Asshole"
aw damn it somebody beat me to it
fuck you nigga make your own comment dont take something from the video
Shut up Dad!
Or I'll kick your ass to!
The fact that when I first watched this I didn’t know anything about JoJo made it 10x better
I can't get bored to watch this
Better name:
If Jojo had Jojo's personality
this is jojo's personality, not jojo's stupid
@Asyam Abyan nobody called jotaro "jojo" either besides the annoying girls, and if you want to count that then someone random dude called josuke "jojo" when looking at his ID
@Asyam Abyan lmfao I forgot about kakyoin so i guess youre right. But get off your high horse kiddo
@Asyam Abyan Dude you take yourself and the show way too seriously, calm down holy shit. If this was some topic like legal case but goddamn, what does it matter if he was called jojo or not?
Bruh are you an idiot? Its Jojo's not Jojo's!
Dio: *Kiss a poor and innocent dog*
Bully: He's got way more guts than we do! hEs mI iDoL! *_i wNt tO Be hIM_*
Thank god it's not "I want to do him".
Kisses?
They’re into beastiality lmao
Izuku Midoriya in a nutshell
they redditors
JOJO HAS JOJOS PERSONALIY
why does it fit so good o-o
Dio has lightsaber he's to dangerous to be kept alive
Ok....
Kakyoin is waiting you
He deserves a court
I NEED HIM
you inferiors, i have the high ground.
Let’s be real. Phantom blood would’ve been WAY shorter if Johnathan had Jotaros personality.
*Johnathan punches Dio*
The end
@@oijosuke9879 what
only part 1?
I'm pretty sure the rest of Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, and Part 8 wouldn't exist.
@@omicroncomet I think part 2 would still exist tho
If Jonathan was ANYTHING like Jotaro, Dio wouldn't have ever become a vampire deadass😂😂
Jonathan's father: talking
Jonathan every sec: Y A G A M A S H I!
>If Jotaro had Josuke’s personality
Jotaro: You dare put a cap on my beautiful hair?! ORA ORA ORA!
Araki: (Dies)
>If Josuke had Gio’s personality
Josuke : You dare to ask me to fix you twice?! MUDA MUDA MUDA!!!
@@Domasticks Josuke: "Changing into a fresh pair of underwear on New Years is useless. I hate things that are useless."
How do I keep seeing you? I know Stand users attract, but I don't think you or I...
*_Masaka...!!_*
what if giorno had joseph's personality?
Oh look it’s Justin Y.
Gorge: “you were beating him while he was defenseless”
Also Dio: *has a light saber*
Even in the scene without the edits he was holding a knife.
@@BLUEKOI11037 he held it behind his back so George couldn’t see it
@@BulletBlad3 he still saw it
@Ino wow, I forgot about this comment, it blew up hard 😯
Lmao
So This Universe Has These:
-JJBA Ends Early
-Dio Is A Vampire AND A Zoophile
-Somehow The Existince Of Lifesabers Was Invented Early
-Speedwagon Foundation Was Never Founded
-Johnathan Never Married Erina
-King Crimson Existed Back Then
If Jonathan have Jotaro personality he would break dio's face along with the mask
This fits a little too well
Bold of you to assume hes [Star Platnium]
Even the dog kissing part.
Well they are related
Impossible
Didn’t I see you comment in donald trump videos
no it's more like
Dio: *kicks Danny*
Jotaro: *kicks his balls full power*
*_part 1_*
*_fin_*
Giorno: Mista, I don't feel so good...
@@NEETKitten no. basically dio is using jonathan's dick
failure
GER：you will never reach the truth of kicks Dio‘s balls
*star foot*
*part 5