What if Phantom Blood starred Jotaro

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  • @navneeth1025
    @navneeth1025 Před 4 lety +3228

    Jotaro so manly, Dio's Balls dropped when he merely said his name

  • @CinanzonRoll
    @CinanzonRoll Před 4 lety +33463

    How cute, Jotaro calling "Iggy" annoying, but still caring about him enough to pummel Dio into the shadow realm.

  • @harry3226
    @harry3226 Před 2 lety +3317

    Dio’s accent is so strong when he said “Jotaro” his voice evolved over 120 years

  • @nightblade3709
    @nightblade3709 Před 2 lety +5024

    The best part is, even with Dio being a kid at this point in time, this is still 100% in character for Jotaro

    • @theamazingnobody1082
      @theamazingnobody1082 Před 2 lety +261

      Jotaro believes in equality

    • @seifhammuri1918
      @seifhammuri1918 Před 2 lety +356

      Jotaro was also technically a kid cause he’s 17 so by definition and law they were both kids

    • @jamalquantaviousjunior6945
      @jamalquantaviousjunior6945 Před 2 lety +189

      Dio was 15 and Jotaro was 17 so it’s not a problem

    • @rumi1970dg
      @rumi1970dg Před 2 lety +168

      My man jotaro doesn't care about age, gender, if ur disabled or if ur a freaking animal. If he wanna throw a punch, u best believe he will😭😭😭

    • @saidi7975
      @saidi7975 Před rokem +22

      Actually, Dio was about 12 or 13, he is only a year older than Jonathan.

  • @coopermountjoy8931
    @coopermountjoy8931 Před 4 lety +26847

    Episode 1: Dio arrives
    Episode 2: Dios funeral

    • @ezequielgonzalez6010
      @ezequielgonzalez6010 Před 4 lety +847

      He deserved it

    • @micharosa6201
      @micharosa6201 Před 4 lety +351

      Why do i have Shrek funeral video in my head?

    • @masalano
      @masalano Před 4 lety +150

      @@micharosa6201 i got the dancing coffin theme me...

    • @tiensc6572
      @tiensc6572 Před 4 lety +173

      No it's Episode 1: Dio arrives - first 5 minutes of the episode - here lies dio, he got pummeled by Star Platinum's ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA

    • @vivianyerrow
      @vivianyerrow Před 4 lety +25

      Wanna like but the devil awaits me.....

  • @attraente4983
    @attraente4983 Před 4 lety +5211

    alternative title: Phantom Blood but it ends in a minute

  • @meme_lover.69
    @meme_lover.69 Před rokem +687

    i like how it turned from daytime to nighttime within seconds of Jotaro getting angry, dude is certainly built different

    • @trashmann1081
      @trashmann1081 Před rokem +26

      STAR PLATINUM: MADE IN HEAVEN!!!!

    • @user-if8sw6vp6m
      @user-if8sw6vp6m Před rokem +6

      @@trashmann1081 star platinum: under hell

    • @NickyYey
      @NickyYey Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@trashmann1081im crucified

    • @TheDragonCat99
      @TheDragonCat99 Před měsícem

      Nah, he was just punching that long but the editors had to cut it to fit the time slot

  • @zfitness2005
    @zfitness2005 Před rokem +168

    This takes “Dio won’t even know what hit him” to a different level

  • @camjones1272
    @camjones1272 Před 4 lety +6622

    We’re gonna ignore the fact the dio got hit so hard he flew from *England* in the 1800’s to *Pakistan* in the 1980’s to crash into a wall.

    • @mightyloa5704
      @mightyloa5704 Před 4 lety +92

      It's Britain bro

    • @camjones1272
      @camjones1272 Před 4 lety +46

      Lord Dio I changed it-

    • @caustic5131
      @caustic5131 Před 4 lety +163

      @Lord Dio the secret to destroy the Joestars is...
      You feel for it fool THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK WITH GERMAN SCIENCE!

    • @harnanmylvaganam6311
      @harnanmylvaganam6311 Před 4 lety +13

      Lord Dio also Steely Dan was beat up in Pakistan not Egypt

    • @AJOlaks
      @AJOlaks Před 4 lety +3

      Yes

  • @saidi7975
    @saidi7975 Před 4 lety +6272

    Jotaro says "what an annoying dog" but I'm sure he takes great care of him !

  • @simochiothereal4382
    @simochiothereal4382 Před 2 lety +149

    Dio: jumps out and reveals his dramatic pose, and as he looks up sees Jotaro
    Also Dio: Jumps back into the cart

  • @bitebackbunny
    @bitebackbunny Před rokem +95

    End of Phantom Blood
    Jonathan: *lovingly cradles Dio* you may have committed several murders and literally ruined my life but I think we’re still friends
    ~With Jotaro~
    Jotaro: *repeatedly curbstomping Dio into a pulp*

  • @anamericangrizzlybear8315
    @anamericangrizzlybear8315 Před 4 lety +10074

    And thus, Dio learned his place and phantom blood ended right there.
    -Dio Brando [Retired]

  • @berserkerchannel6238
    @berserkerchannel6238 Před 4 lety +11583

    Dio Kicks Iggy
    Jotaro goes John Wick mode

    • @rosmanismail8715
      @rosmanismail8715 Před 4 lety +215

      Dio *kick* Iggy
      Jotaro Goes "You Pissed Me" Mode

    • @genetakavic8526
      @genetakavic8526 Před 4 lety +92

      Dio killed iggy
      Jotaro goes "You fucking bitch" mode

    • @thebozo26
      @thebozo26 Před 4 lety +35

      Dio does all of the above
      Dio: Mafia Boss Level 300

    • @The_Bubba_of_the_Basement
      @The_Bubba_of_the_Basement Před 4 lety +9

      All he needs is a towel or a pencil

    • @rosmanismail8715
      @rosmanismail8715 Před 4 lety +25

      @@The_Bubba_of_the_Basement Nah, All He Need is His OP Move...
      *STAR FINGER!*

  • @crunchycay9988
    @crunchycay9988 Před 2 lety +38

    Johnathen:he doesn't bite
    Joturo:He doesn't bite he aims

  • @Chronocephalic
    @Chronocephalic Před rokem +37

    Lets be real here, in the start of part 1 Dio was a regular teenage human, so just one single punch from Star Platinum would obliterate his whole entire body into mushy SPAM.

  • @lucascampelo1973
    @lucascampelo1973 Před 3 lety +5810

    Episode 1: Dio the Invader
    Episode 2: The Pillar Man

    • @CrabsAndMobile
      @CrabsAndMobile Před 3 lety +300

      Episode 3: Pillarmen rules the world

    • @teddyawesome5197
      @teddyawesome5197 Před 3 lety +135

      Episode 2 would be New York Jojo

    • @namelessweeb7673
      @namelessweeb7673 Před 3 lety +20

      Best one

    • @dyrroth311
      @dyrroth311 Před 3 lety +212

      Episode 3: Jolyne's Birth
      Episode 4: Jotaro buying milk

    • @GammaFZ
      @GammaFZ Před 3 lety +32

      the pillar men wouldn’t have happened without the dio vampire thing happening

  • @InfinitumX889
    @InfinitumX889 Před 4 lety +4137

    0:31 Click for instant puberty

  • @jptheking7200
    @jptheking7200 Před rokem +21

    The way you just put a picture of Dio over steely Dan had me dying on the inside

  • @TheiTzCynical
    @TheiTzCynical Před rokem +34

    Jotaro: *adjusts hat* "Almost lost my cool there."

  • @spencerbowden2979
    @spencerbowden2979 Před 3 lety +3670

    Would Jotoro even need his stand to square Dio?
    He floored a grown man as a seven year old.

    • @IV.Fourth
      @IV.Fourth Před 3 lety +131

      Nope but i think dio would match jotaro if they were the same age,but jotaro would be a bit stronger

    • @scantopup2226
      @scantopup2226 Před 3 lety +279

      nope beucase this is pre-ZA WARDO dio so jotaro wouldn't need a stando

    • @TheFirehands150
      @TheFirehands150 Před 3 lety +208

      I dunno man. Older Dio and Jonathan were the size of trucks during that football game

    • @felixargyle6143
      @felixargyle6143 Před 3 lety +62

      TheFirehands150 that was like 7 years after we first saw dio

    • @aleqo6124
      @aleqo6124 Před 3 lety +35

      @@IV.Fourth No jotaro would be already buff and still had stand cuz in one episode when they turn him into toddler with shadow he still is buff with stand so dio would go flying

  • @0aaro
    @0aaro Před rokem +22

    Young jotaro: super muscular
    Old jotaro: forgot to eat

  • @skizzler1232
    @skizzler1232 Před 2 lety +60

    I like this idea. So it was jotaro who ended up ascending to heaven and star platinum goes back in time in his history to see the first JoJo and he actually speaks with jonathan and Jonathan comes to tears seeing his descendant and knowing that his will wasn't destroyed.

  • @MrYareyare
    @MrYareyare Před 4 lety +3123

    “Jojo! Why did you punch a new part of the family, you are grounded!”
    “He kicked my annoying iggy, Don’t tell me what to do gigi, yare yare”

  • @vaquero2322
    @vaquero2322 Před 4 lety +5814

    In England: buff, Japanese 17 year old uses his imaginary friend to beat up his 12 year old, English step brother for judo kicking the dog
    Yep, that’s Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure
    for you

    • @Outpacing
      @Outpacing Před 4 lety +134

      not to mention he can beat him up even without his stand

    • @sledgehammex
      @sledgehammex Před 4 lety +59

      Dunno man... Sounds kinda.. *bizarre*

    • @docsanducezar
      @docsanducezar Před 4 lety +16

      English step brother has vaguely Italian name, could be an enemy stand user...

    • @cherryyy594
      @cherryyy594 Před 4 lety +43

      @@dixelz2201 What kind of Porno do you watch that has 17 year old and 12 year old in the title

    • @maxedgaming_xc6839
      @maxedgaming_xc6839 Před 4 lety +10

      Teddy Tami dangggg why u do him like that

  • @anveshnarayan9233
    @anveshnarayan9233 Před 8 měsíci +8

    "Don't worry he doesn't bite too hard" peak jotaro

  • @fishygameryt4948
    @fishygameryt4948 Před 11 měsíci +13

    I just love when you just flipped the image of dio when he was getting barraged. That was gold 😂😂

  • @azazel9412
    @azazel9412 Před 3 lety +4467

    Episode 1 : Dio, The Invader
    Episode 2 : Dio, The Deadman.

    • @friendly7724
      @friendly7724 Před 3 lety +31

      Nope, Episode 1 part 1:Dio the invader
      Part 2: You know

    • @soulfex
      @soulfex Před 3 lety +26

      Strange how u think we even need a episode 2

    • @azazel9412
      @azazel9412 Před 3 lety +3

      @@soulfex Well Spoiler?. I Think

    • @azazel9412
      @azazel9412 Před 3 lety +2

      @@friendly7724Yeah. What ever -_-

    • @yeetthechild3148
      @yeetthechild3148 Před 3 lety +10

      Episode 1: Dio’s death
      Episode 2: there isn’t one

  • @corvo_und6
    @corvo_und6 Před 3 lety +4791

    Dio: *jump of the Carriage
    *See Jotaro
    Also Dio: _immediatly go back to the carriage_

    • @Greywander87
      @Greywander87 Před 3 lety +131

      I want to see someone do an edit of this. Literally just reverse the clip of him jumping out, and might as well reverse the briefcase falling out, and the carriage riding up.

    • @copiomemo9629
      @copiomemo9629 Před 3 lety +4

      Até aqui bro?

    • @ultrapowaspltuuu5005
      @ultrapowaspltuuu5005 Před 3 lety +65

      @@Greywander87i want to see:
      Dio: *Comes out carriage*
      Jotaro: *Stares at dio MENACINGLY*
      Dio: Alright I'ma head out
      Also dio: *Reverses the scene when he came out*

    • @regularquinyon4065
      @regularquinyon4065 Před 3 lety +1

      Hm...☺

    • @freeze_electric
      @freeze_electric Před 3 lety +2

      LMAOOOOOOO

  • @sop4r572
    @sop4r572 Před 2 lety +12

    I couldn’t politely get rid of you in a gentle fashion, Dio Brando!
    -Jonathan Kujo

  • @Omnipotentkami
    @Omnipotentkami Před rokem +14

    Lesson is; Don't be a gentleman to everyone. Violence is Ora.
    Now it's just JoJo's Normal Adventures.

  • @zidanarfanazizy2433
    @zidanarfanazizy2433 Před 3 lety +15272

    And the best part is Dio doesn't know what punches him

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 3 lety +6457

    If Phantom Blood starred Jotaro, the carriage would've never fallen off the cliff.

    • @ShotoTodoroki-jj6kr
      @ShotoTodoroki-jj6kr Před 3 lety +334

      Yeah, I wonder what Jotaro would be like as a baby, though.

    • @yuyulee4213
      @yuyulee4213 Před 3 lety +53

      You again wtf

    • @vodka2.045
      @vodka2.045 Před 3 lety +22

      Ok.

    • @parry3439
      @parry3439 Před 3 lety +244

      @@ShotoTodoroki-jj6kr legends say Jotaro had a twin... but then had to fight over holly's milk. well you know what happened next

    • @ShotoTodoroki-jj6kr
      @ShotoTodoroki-jj6kr Před 3 lety +34

      Parry Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora aaa!!!!

  • @SEIREI_MUSIC
    @SEIREI_MUSIC Před rokem +17

    Джоторо настолько крутой, что даже субтитры закрыл своим телом.

  • @zaheer6314
    @zaheer6314 Před 2 lety +14

    Even if jotaro wouldn't have his stand, his punches would be enough to end the season in one episode lol

  • @brotherbarbatos8981
    @brotherbarbatos8981 Před 4 lety +2013

    If Jotaro was in Phantom Blood:
    George Joestar: *Constantly living in fear of what Jotaro might do to him*
    Dog: *probably would still be alive*
    Dio: *Dead in the first few minutes he even met Jotaro*

    • @federalcasemaker
      @federalcasemaker Před 4 lety +84

      Nah George would be at Joseph level. Besides, why would Jotaro beat up his own dad

    • @sinistor3727
      @sinistor3727 Před 4 lety +161

      @@federalcasemaker
      Jotaro have no reason to beat his dad but he was kinda scary person... he's not the guy you want to mess with. I mean the only person who's really not scare of Jotaro is his own mom.

    • @sabihco6867
      @sabihco6867 Před 4 lety +2

      What about Kars?

    • @m.rayhanhabibie9907
      @m.rayhanhabibie9907 Před 4 lety +14

      If dio die
      Jojo have 2 episode

    • @makushimusisbored6591
      @makushimusisbored6591 Před 4 lety +14

      @@m.rayhanhabibie9907 no . Only 1 Lol

  • @tenderandmoist5011
    @tenderandmoist5011 Před 2 lety +5181

    I just imagine George's constantly disapointed because his son is an edgy punk instead of a gentlemen

    • @zoren7299
      @zoren7299 Před 2 lety +700

      Jotaro would be like: "Old man, you're annoying"

    • @umbrella1188
      @umbrella1188 Před 2 lety +197

      @@zoren7299 "old old man"

    • @coldman112
      @coldman112 Před 2 lety +35

      Gentleman.

    • @R3Dtaine
      @R3Dtaine Před 2 lety +59

      Bold of him to assume that Jotaro is a gentleman 😂

    • @lmaoocolors9825
      @lmaoocolors9825 Před 2 lety +78

      George would listen to jotaro lol

  • @failsafethehistorynerd
    @failsafethehistorynerd Před 2 lety +5

    Jotaro punched him beyond retirement.

  • @mavijaredvalera4194
    @mavijaredvalera4194 Před 2 lety +8

    Dio: who is this old man?
    Jotaro: we're just the same age.

  • @polish_idiot5430
    @polish_idiot5430 Před 4 lety +2147

    I bet that George Joestar sees...
    Dio that is just casually dancing in the air in front of the mansion while also bleeding

    • @thekingBruuuh
      @thekingBruuuh Před 4 lety +52

      LMFAO

    • @Anphyx
      @Anphyx Před 4 lety +111

      and Jotaro standing there be like: *insert mike botowski meme*

    • @kujojotaro8937
      @kujojotaro8937 Před 4 lety +53

      "Boys will be boys"

    • @oleanderkazzy_
      @oleanderkazzy_ Před 4 lety +56

      @@kujojotaro8937 "Jotaro! Dio! I know boys will be boys but WHAT ON BLOODY HELL WAS THAT?!"

    • @Gabsboy123
      @Gabsboy123 Před 4 lety +53

      Jotaro will tell George to fuck off, and then packs out taking half of the family fortune

  • @therighteously8454
    @therighteously8454 Před 3 lety +1087

    Episode 1. *Dio, The Invader*
    Episode 2. *Dio, The Deceased*

    • @melon4738
      @melon4738 Před 3 lety +12

      Episode 1, Part 1: Dio, The Invader
      Episode 1, Part 2: Dio, The Deceased

    • @bigbangattack1888
      @bigbangattack1888 Před 3 lety +1

      Lol

    • @achallenger2tank698
      @achallenger2tank698 Před 3 lety +5

      pretty bold of you to assume hes making it to part 2

    • @melon4738
      @melon4738 Před 3 lety

      Hmmm
      Episode 1. Dio, The Deceased
      The people: Who dat

    • @janbaba9886
      @janbaba9886 Před 3 lety +1

      Damn I thought I was the only one with the brand new idea but guess I was wrong...
      I am not gonna delete it now cuz no one cares right...

  • @sayanChakraborty106
    @sayanChakraborty106 Před 2 lety +2

    Jojotastic Editing.
    U just won my heart pal 😄

  • @faesoiree.
    @faesoiree. Před 2 lety +27

    “Quick! Kill him before he’s to powerful!”

  • @Kobekola
    @Kobekola Před 4 lety +27266

    Jonathan: "He doesnt bite"
    Jotaro: "he doesnt bite *too hard"*
    Lol

  • @Dennis_Maybe
    @Dennis_Maybe Před 3 lety +23887

    Episode 1: Dio' s Death
    Episode 2: Jotaro living his life normally
    Episode 3: Jotaro living his life normally
    Episode 4: Jotaro living his life normally
    Episode 5: Jotaro living his life normally
    Episode 6: Jotaro living his life normally
    Episode 7: Jotaro living his life normally
    Episode 8: Jotaro living his life normally
    Episode 9: Jotaro living his life normally but its the last episode of part 1

  • @Natalka_juki
    @Natalka_juki Před rokem +4

    Dio trying to realise why air beating him up

  • @Angry_Farmerz
    @Angry_Farmerz Před 11 měsíci +3

    jotaro got so mad he turned it to nighttime for a second

  • @theulmitter5725
    @theulmitter5725 Před 4 lety +1263

    "Jotaro? Where's our guest?"
    "Oh, he cancelled because he died"

  • @despacito_spajder953
    @despacito_spajder953 Před 2 lety +2

    dude that was amazing
    props for the best editing

  • @samirshaqqour-8052
    @samirshaqqour-8052 Před 2 lety +25

    Dio: *Jumps out*
    Jotaro: Are you Dio Brando?
    Dio: *Kicks Danny*
    Jotaro: You’re going to pay for this!
    Star Platinum: *kills Dio*
    Jotaro: Good grief.

  • @TreizerL
    @TreizerL Před 4 lety +2841

    When I first read jojo , i thought there were only one part , so i thought Jonathan was gonna become jotaro, so i was like: " dio will be so dead when Jonathan became jotaro "

    • @aaaaaa-yd1bc
      @aaaaaa-yd1bc Před 4 lety +224

      lol i though Jonathan spirit is star plantium

    • @revialle5434
      @revialle5434 Před 4 lety +187

      Before I started watching Jojo,I always though part 4 Jotaro was Jonathan like bruuuuh

    • @Lunaticminded
      @Lunaticminded Před 4 lety +71

      *I guess im not alone*

    • @userdeleted951
      @userdeleted951 Před 4 lety +59

      before i start watching jojo i tought jotaro 4 is younger jotaro

    • @liscan8978
      @liscan8978 Před 4 lety +47

      Yo same lmfao, i also saw the rero rero scene so i thought, how did Jonathan go from 1800s to literally the future ( with cable cars and all that shit)

  • @magentapurpleyap5566
    @magentapurpleyap5566 Před 3 lety +9323

    Dio: *jumps out the carriage*
    Jotaro:
    Dio: Sorry wrong house, have a nice day.

    • @BountyHunter20.23
      @BountyHunter20.23 Před 3 lety +239

      TAXI!!!!! BRING ME OUT OF HERE!!!! FAST!!!! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING?!?!

    • @yucatancallejero
      @yucatancallejero Před 3 lety +96

      Jotaro: 0:52

    • @azmipelam8895
      @azmipelam8895 Před 2 lety +25

      the end

    • @xdarin_
      @xdarin_ Před 2 lety +86

      "You're Jonathan Joestar, right?"
      "Jotaro Kujo."
      "fuck wrong house- i mean... I must have mistaken the houses, have a n-"
      "0:52"

    • @maryanncoleta6141
      @maryanncoleta6141 Před 2 lety +8

      Wrong street?

  • @xMoongladeSt
    @xMoongladeSt Před 2 lety +1

    Love the edits man keep it up

  • @leogiri2863
    @leogiri2863 Před 2 lety

    This is truly an amazing video, congratulations

  • @pescifromthehitmanteam3711
    @pescifromthehitmanteam3711 Před 4 lety +828

    Does that make me Speedwagon? I’m so honored.

  • @atwat6157
    @atwat6157 Před 4 lety +2255

    Alternative title: Jotaro time travels and beats up Jonathan then met Dio, but didn’t realise he is Dio until he kicked the dog.

    • @aaaaaa-yd1bc
      @aaaaaa-yd1bc Před 4 lety +22

      @SuperSansCraft 1212 but the problem is, how jotaro know what duo's plan right now but even he know dio will prob know then everything will change and without dio giorno will not born and no par... wait it better for dio die cus jotaro will not be killed by pucci xd

    • @solidfeline9093
      @solidfeline9093 Před 4 lety +70

      @@aaaaaa-yd1bc Godzilla had a seizure while reading this and fucking died

    • @byroncordial3586
      @byroncordial3586 Před 4 lety +2

      Ikr

    • @EnigmaEnginseer
      @EnigmaEnginseer Před 3 lety +2

      aaa aaa again with spoiling part 6

    • @doomxr_43
      @doomxr_43 Před 3 lety +1

      He said he must be Dio Brando Tho

  • @glu0neZeroZero
    @glu0neZeroZero Před 2 lety +1

    lmao, your editing skills are perfect

  • @play_vacuo
    @play_vacuo Před 2 lety

    I loved great job

  • @dookiebootyonthebeat
    @dookiebootyonthebeat Před 3 lety +3431

    Episode one: Dio the Invader
    Episode 2: Yoshikage Kira just wants to live a quiet life Part 1

    • @nyx5468
      @nyx5468 Před 3 lety +75

      I dont think they get it XD
      Thats a good one though

    • @judithyattahrogers2536
      @judithyattahrogers2536 Před 3 lety +7

      Lol

    • @johnnyjoestar971
      @johnnyjoestar971 Před 3 lety +6

      lol thats so true

    • @LilUFO9499
      @LilUFO9499 Před 3 lety +126

      But without Josuke, or Stands involved. Because if Jonathan doesn't die, Erina doesn't take in baby Lisa Lisa, Joseph is never born, thus he never cheats on Suzie Q with a japanese thot. And maybe the Stand Arrow wouldn't travel all the way to Morioh and end up in Kira's father's hold if Enya doesn't get in cahoots with DIO to try and awaken evil people's Stands, which means that Kira might never acquire Killer Queen to help him stay off the grid with his murders, thus end up in jail after Reimi's murder or a few murders after her because his modus operandi involves him keeping hands as a trophy, and needing to dispose of them once they start to rot, added to the fact that he cannot just destroy completely the bodies with ease without Killer Queen, so he'd eventually end up leaving some sort of evidence that would land him in jail.
      Ep 3: Kira goes to jail Part 1.

    • @johnnyjoestar971
      @johnnyjoestar971 Před 3 lety +26

      @@LilUFO9499 but lisa lisa would be still alive cuz there was no danger in this ship

  • @lisztresurrected9438
    @lisztresurrected9438 Před 3 lety +1484

    As it turns out, violence _does_ solve everything.

    • @unlimitedpower1385
      @unlimitedpower1385 Před 3 lety +69

      no it doesnt, extreme violence does though

    • @wrongtime9097
      @wrongtime9097 Před 3 lety +101

      @@unlimitedpower1385 remember kids, if violence didn’t solve the problem then you didn’t use enough

    • @unlimitedpower1385
      @unlimitedpower1385 Před 3 lety +17

      @@wrongtime9097 exactly

    • @odstagent1070
      @odstagent1070 Před 3 lety +14

      *Doomslayer intensifies*

    • @annabelle5640
      @annabelle5640 Před 3 lety +1

      @@odstagent1070 *animal abuse intensifies*

  • @gamingwithjad8933
    @gamingwithjad8933 Před rokem +1

    Very noice editttt

  • @Luffy5G2023
    @Luffy5G2023 Před měsícem

    Nice edit bro😮

  • @ayushkainturabca2644
    @ayushkainturabca2644 Před 3 lety +11576

    The punch from star platinum is so strong that Dio travelled from England to Pakistan.
    Edit:
    Source of the meme:
    czcams.com/video/QDia3e12czc/video.html

  • @federicobinaghi8118
    @federicobinaghi8118 Před 3 lety +723

    Zeppeli in the distance: *Holy cow.*

    • @messey12
      @messey12 Před 3 lety +63

      *"mama mia!"

    • @lunaticcultist3764
      @lunaticcultist3764 Před 3 lety +8

      @Tyler Etheridge a vampire's worst nightmare

    • @DatLeo47
      @DatLeo47 Před 3 lety +1

      @Tyler Etheridge true, but aren't stands technically made of Hamon?

    • @honestegg8881
      @honestegg8881 Před 3 lety +2

      @Tyler Etheridge hermit purple isn't made out of harmom, Joseph just used it to conduct Harmon so that dio won't touch him

    • @honestegg8881
      @honestegg8881 Před 3 lety +2

      @@DatLeo47 hamom is completely different from stands, hamon has to do with breathing and blood flow while Stands has to do with the fighting spirit

  • @mathsloverprashant9109
    @mathsloverprashant9109 Před 2 lety +2

    The editing is excellent

  • @stomachdry9844
    @stomachdry9844 Před 11 měsíci

    Great editing:)

  • @makem6220
    @makem6220 Před 3 lety +3662

    0:32 DIO just hit puberty in that moment😂

  • @noobmaster6823
    @noobmaster6823 Před 4 lety +5100

    Jotaro vs dio without his vampire powers without their stands jojo could beat dio to a pulp without breaking a sweat

    • @justsomecheeseballs3621
      @justsomecheeseballs3621 Před 4 lety +55

      Jotaro is just a student

    • @justsomecheeseballs3621
      @justsomecheeseballs3621 Před 4 lety +36

      He doesn't know how to fight

    • @justsomecheeseballs3621
      @justsomecheeseballs3621 Před 4 lety +60

      Unlike dio who learned to box

    • @noobmaster6823
      @noobmaster6823 Před 4 lety +383

      jajehebeb hwhwnsne well you do have a point but jotaro doesn’t really need to know how to box in order to beat the s!$t out of someone

    • @justsomecheeseballs3621
      @justsomecheeseballs3621 Před 4 lety +53

      @Charlett I only really remember the stand uses that uses a shadow to make people younger but let's be honest he can be beaten pretty easy,that's the only time I can remember jotaro standless fight

  • @JaxBlade
    @JaxBlade Před rokem +1

    Sooo sooo satisfying

  • @SioAers
    @SioAers Před rokem +1

    time traveler: *kicks rock* meanwhile the past:

  • @izuki773
    @izuki773 Před 4 lety +643

    If Jotaro was in part 1, then other counterparts won't be made. It will be instant end roll credit scene on the first time they meet.

    • @gunilive781
      @gunilive781 Před 4 lety +26

      Yeah Fr, it's just like: the end.
      And in the credits you see the pillarmen fuck everything up

    • @jvelin9723
      @jvelin9723 Před 4 lety +2

      If Jotaro was in Phantom Blood then this would be its opening czcams.com/video/3QpOGx-Jkzs/video.html

    • @olianims
      @olianims Před 4 lety +3

      @@gunilive781 Without Dio, there would be no Speedwagon or Straits, so I don't exactly think the pillar men would have awakened

    • @thesurvivor6430
      @thesurvivor6430 Před 4 lety +8

      @@olianims Well the Pillar Men were to awaken at some point. They didnt just set themselves into stone without setting an alarm clock. And besides, if they didn't awaken themselves, someone else would have found them and I doubt they would have had a way to stop them without hamon. Unless they were found in 2356 and were instantly blasted with UV light

    • @sagecolvard9644
      @sagecolvard9644 Před 4 lety +1

      Arguably Part 2 *might* still happen since the nazis found the pillar in Europe independent of Speedwagon, and without Speedwagon, they wouldn't have any warning about the Pillar Men.

  • @RoboLobster3000
    @RoboLobster3000 Před 3 lety +3461

    I always hated when dio kicked that dog so it's good to finally see him getting what he deserved

    • @cantin8697
      @cantin8697 Před 3 lety +115

      Danny best Jobro

    • @stev1810
      @stev1810 Před 2 lety +62

      @@cantin8697 danny­­­ > iggy

    • @IOffendedYouDidntI
      @IOffendedYouDidntI Před 2 lety +40

      @@stev1810 for me both of them are cool

    • @stev1810
      @stev1810 Před 2 lety +45

      @@IOffendedYouDidntI yeah but danny's death hurt me more than iggy's because iggy was useless and annoying ( yes he died to protect polnareff but that was his only good moment

    • @IOffendedYouDidntI
      @IOffendedYouDidntI Před 2 lety +26

      @@stev1810 ik iggy sucks but I respect him

  • @theabyssalguardian4521

    Man those edits are fire

  • @johnnyboi0h347
    @johnnyboi0h347 Před rokem

    Fookin brilliant, mate. A solid 300 out of 10

  • @happily_4everafter
    @happily_4everafter Před 3 lety +750

    episode one: Dio, The Invader
    episode two: New York's JoJo

    • @aditx9109
      @aditx9109 Před 2 lety +54

      Then imagine Joseph would be like,
      Joseph:Your next line is Yare Yare Daze
      Jotaro: Yare Ya- wut
      Joseph:Hahah
      Jotaro:Star Platinum
      Joseph: Nigerudayooooookoooooooo

    • @apfsds414
      @apfsds414 Před 2 lety +10

      @@aditx9109 grandson and grandfather bonding of joestar

    • @Abbbb.
      @Abbbb. Před 2 lety +4

      Underrated comment

    • @TheKingBeyondEverything
      @TheKingBeyondEverything Před 2 lety +2

      Actually story would be ended before the opening song could start 😂.

  • @kindredhunter1887
    @kindredhunter1887 Před 4 lety +1737

    It doesn’t matter if it was Iggy or Daniel, Dio deserves every Ora in existence

  • @r.j.p6885
    @r.j.p6885 Před 2 lety

    Great video editing

  • @Kenjakpro
    @Kenjakpro Před 2 lety

    This is what I waiting for

  • @starryeyedd
    @starryeyedd Před 4 lety +1272

    Ah yes the one flaw with Phantom Blood
    THE DOG DIES

  • @juanlloveras5780
    @juanlloveras5780 Před 3 lety +4002

    Therapist: Cardboard Cutout Jotaro isn't real, he can't hurt you.
    Cardboard Cutout Jotaro: 0:07

  • @nickeatsmayo4366
    @nickeatsmayo4366 Před rokem +1

    Nice edits

  • @otioti264
    @otioti264 Před 11 měsíci

    Masterfully edited

  • @laurenpinkiepie8663
    @laurenpinkiepie8663 Před 4 lety +553

    If jonathan was like jotaro Giorno wouldnt exist

    • @NuhUh665
      @NuhUh665 Před 4 lety +2

      Yes

    • @jotarokujopart4473
      @jotarokujopart4473 Před 4 lety +51

      He would still exists
      In our heart

    • @doublebruh1122
      @doublebruh1122 Před 4 lety +26

      But if jotaro was in phantom blood he would probably die and giorno would be an edgy 15-year old who is ruthless to people who annoy him

    • @testplayer82
      @testplayer82 Před 4 lety +6

      and by that you mean dio would lose his balls...

    • @jotarokujopart4473
      @jotarokujopart4473 Před 4 lety

      @@testplayer82 His ball look like steel ball

  • @JohnSpicebag
    @JohnSpicebag Před 3 lety +619

    Episode one: Dio's farewell
    Episode two: what a wonderful world

  • @kazukiyomeyer2227
    @kazukiyomeyer2227 Před 2 lety +3

    Jotaro: “WRONG HOUSE FOOL!”

  • @marklancezelrecierdo434

    Nice edit bro

  • @cankafal6930
    @cankafal6930 Před 2 lety +947

    "So where is your new brother Dio?"
    Jotaro:...

    • @somedude7436
      @somedude7436 Před 2 lety +75

      Jotaro: Straight in hell.I made his body turn to dusts.

    • @coldman112
      @coldman112 Před 2 lety +33

      He got lost somewhere. Couldn't find a way to our home.

    • @youraveragenerd1761
      @youraveragenerd1761 Před 2 lety +21

      Yare yare daze🗿

    • @akmalnizam2480
      @akmalnizam2480 Před rokem +10

      Jotaro : i kill him
      "Why"
      Jotaro : shut the fk up or i make u go to hell

    • @starfeathers7281
      @starfeathers7281 Před rokem +1

      He asked him to pull out so he never came

  • @dagonhadenough1924
    @dagonhadenough1924 Před 4 lety +588

    Plot twist: jonathan’s dog is past iggy

    • @jonetsu5560
      @jonetsu5560 Před 4 lety +40

      That.. actually kinda makes sense. I know it's a joke, but the reason why Iggy is so annoying and aggressive might be because of what Dio did to him in the past? That is, if he was actually Danny and got reincarnated into Iggy a century later.

    • @u-thix2436
      @u-thix2436 Před 4 lety +13

      @@jonetsu5560 prolly Danny's descendant Dog's get kinky of course theres a possibility that Danny fucked a dog and that dog got inside a boat to Amurica

    • @Nehauon
      @Nehauon Před 4 lety +3

      HAHAHAH!!!!

    • @siLodiMagic
      @siLodiMagic Před 4 lety +4

      Hello Aldous

    • @hybonesdx
      @hybonesdx Před 4 lety +7

      Or maybe iggy is dannys great great great great great grandpuppy

  • @pedrolucas4888
    @pedrolucas4888 Před 2 lety +1

    beautiful

  • @Jo-fm7rm
    @Jo-fm7rm Před 2 lety

    This is so good edited

  • @SparkyShepard
    @SparkyShepard Před 3 lety +496

    Alternative title: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure but Jotaro ends the whole series in the first episode by killing Dio straight away.

  • @dandelion5691
    @dandelion5691 Před 3 lety +1739

    Episode 1: Dio the invader.
    Episode 2: Welcome to the steelball run race.

    • @quantum6313
      @quantum6313 Před 3 lety +17

      Bruh? What kind of joke is that? So corny and ignorant.

    • @nithen8179
      @nithen8179 Před 3 lety +80

      @@quantum6313 what

    • @Controty
      @Controty Před 3 lety +69

      @@quantum6313 you don’t get it

    • @sporttube69
      @sporttube69 Před 3 lety +8

      @@quantum6313 ??????

    • @HarshitSingh-vo8lh
      @HarshitSingh-vo8lh Před 3 lety +37

      I would say pillar men would still exist so would Kira and diavolo

  • @nguyennam-tq9zb
    @nguyennam-tq9zb Před 2 lety

    Super good quality 10/100 !

  • @tupoufavorito4985
    @tupoufavorito4985 Před 2 lety

    NICE EDIT

  • @justacommentercommenting
    @justacommentercommenting Před 3 lety +691

    Dio: *"What happening, who is punching me"*
    Okuyasu:"Oi, Josuke this man can't see stands. haha"

    • @LRShar
      @LRShar Před 2 lety +50

      Kira :"Excuse me, you are The Hand ?"

    • @hiticalcrit4046
      @hiticalcrit4046 Před 2 lety +5

      I have so many question's but ok

    • @Zeina107
      @Zeina107 Před 2 lety +14

      And gyro zeppeli is there singing pizza mozzerella with kars on guitar

    • @sharifatulakmaliah8816
      @sharifatulakmaliah8816 Před rokem

      @@LRShar oh god😂

  • @kovac479
    @kovac479 Před 3 lety +787

    The shortest anime ever made: Jotaro beating crap out of Dio

  • @BenZeBibou
    @BenZeBibou Před rokem

    THe edit is PER-FECT !

  • @calicobagels
    @calicobagels Před rokem

    Top tier editing.

  • @cylinder142
    @cylinder142 Před 3 lety +969

    Jotaro could've ended Jojo's Bizarre Adventure in just 1 episode

    • @marktakahashi7353
      @marktakahashi7353 Před 3 lety +52

      Even if it was a younger Jotaro without a stand he could still beat Dio

    • @dumbbacon9777
      @dumbbacon9777 Před 3 lety +14

      @@marktakahashi7353 ikr even when he was a tiny kid he could beat up a random guy..

    • @godseekeryhar
      @godseekeryhar Před 3 lety +11

      actually no because the pillar men exist

    • @marktakahashi7353
      @marktakahashi7353 Před 3 lety +12

      @@godseekeryhar well if we're being realistic would this Jotaro have a stand if he does he could easily beat them but if it isn't Jotaro with a stand he could probably learn hamon also he would have years of training before that happens and Barron Zeppeli (I hope I spelled it right) would probably try to find the mask and he would run into Jotaro and probably ask him for his help

    • @Hexigonic
      @Hexigonic Před 2 lety +4

      @@marktakahashi7353 and comparing his physical strength to every other jojo when they were younger, jotaro would beat all of them, yes including Jonathan’s
      Remember, this mf punched dio with his own hand aswell as his stand, you gotta assume that had something to do with his death
      In conclusion, jotaro could learn hanmon and with some strategy and a little bit of brute strength I’d say he at least has a chance.

  • @edbertjaya9105
    @edbertjaya9105 Před 3 lety +471

    Dio: I REJECT MY HUMANITY, JO-
    Jotaro: *Y A K A M A S H I*
    *proceeds to ora Dio into the 5th dimension*

    • @doesthisneedfurtherexplana5862
      @doesthisneedfurtherexplana5862 Před 3 lety +18

      i’m just laughing my ass off imagining that. Star Platinum breaking the stone mask the second Dio flashes it out

    • @gerald4606
      @gerald4606 Před 3 lety +8

      Does this need further explanation? Then dio just goes
      O-O
      *confused screaming*