Meanwhile… Clown Fish Can Count | Stephen’s Sex Talk | Tacos For Dessert
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- Meanwhile… A study shows Nemo is a math whiz, Stephen gives his audience “the talk,” and you can now get taco shells blasted by Cinnadust.
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"why the clap back?" Underrated joke, so smooth that the audience didn't even notice it.
I caught it! 😂
I caught that (pun intended.) 😅
i dont get it
I am glad I didn't catch it; I don't have medical insurance.
@@Sleep1ngD0gThe slang name for the disease is "the clap".
Of course Fish can do Math, they spend all their time in schools 🐠 🐟 🐠 🐟
That would have been a better joke than the calculator one, imo.
They're almost as smart as a puff adder.
😂😂😂
@@dancepigloverYeah. Better net 🎣 payoff 🤑
👍😂👍😂
'Why the clap back' best damn joke in this meanwhile and if you don't get it, DON'T!!!😂😂😂
"and a decrease in sex education"
This line should resonate more because the 'clap' is gonorrhea.
Ummm… I got where he was going with that but fact is: clap is actually slang for gonorrhea, not Syphilis, so it actually made no sense. Still laughed
"Don't" :) Best one word punch line.
Dawn of War screenshot used for World of Warcraft? Lol someone f***ed up!
came here to point that out too xD. Maybe it was an inside joke?
Warcraft ... Warhammer ... What's the difference?
@@hironobu64 I'd be down for World of Warhammer tbh
They want Games Workshop to sue them, clearly.
NERD!!!
“Why the Clap back?” That was gold. Disappointed in the audience for not getting it.
I like to think they were perplexed since The Clap means gonorrhea, not syphilis
"The unsound pontoon trash raft of news that is my segment ..... " I swear the writer should get literature Nobels.
PETA has no right to talk against cruelty when THEY'RE THE ONES WHO ALSO PRACTICE ANIMAL CRUELTY!!!
2:45 Who would have known, that WoW plays in the 41st Millenium?😂
Didn‘t know the game includes 10.000 year old walking sarcophagus!👌
"... 10,000 ...". What do you think Malfurion is?😁😁
@@malavoy1 A very respectable old druid treehugger 🌲;) with a cute twin, who doesn‘t occasinally turn into a person in a metal rampage machine, having experienced a near death scenario and fighting in a galaxy wide war, as shown in the clip.😅
In the end the graphics team deserves credit. ….the Picture includes orcs.👏👏😁
*They couldn’t use Lotr pictures* - Steven Copbert would have noticed!🫶
In the end the graphics team deserves credit. ….the Picture includes orcs.👏👏😁
*They couldn’t use Lotr pictures* - Steven Colbert would have noticed!😅
I spotted that, too. Why use a WARHAMMER 40K image and slap the wrong logo on it? Maybe just poking fun at us?
2:50 That is absolutely not a World of Warcraft image though 😅 (It's Warhammer 40k: Dawn of War for the curious)
i was looking for people who also noticed :D
Thank you!
2:45 I don't remember the Space Marines in WoW
Scht 😳
Magic is heresy!! 😱
It's a good thing that this isn't Seth Meyer's show, or the jackals would have noticed the World of Warcraft image and issued a correction that this was from War Hammer 40k.
Yeah, but that would've just given Seth an excuse to complain about the graphics department.
STDs are not pokemon,. you don't need to catch'em all.
5:16 “why the clapback” was the most under appreciated joke on this show ever.
Wow, I didn't know world of Warcraft had a Warhammer 40K expansion.
Best graphics department ever! The AMC raccoons are hilarious! The people standing in line like this is just a normal movie theater.
Stephen's sex talk was a LOT more than mine.
I thought it was just gonna be him stopping and moving on to the next joke, that’d echo my experience too.
Yeah he got 4 letters and a symbol...lucky guy.
My mom tried to give me “the talk” when our hamsters had babies. But her extremely vague explanation raised more questions than answered them.
Don't...
Give the dose to the one you love most.
Give her some marmalade, give her some toast.
You can give her the willies, give her the blues,
But the dose that you give her will get back to you.
"Well, you know boys and girls are different, right?"
It's striking how "abstinence" and "purity culture" training always results in an outbreak of chlamydia and unwanted pregnancies etc.
It's like that by making it be seen as something extremely shameful it discourages people from seeking help and resources to make it safe, as whilst people won't stop doing it you can make them hide it
Yeah Stephen giving the religious version of s*x Ed is a lot more sad than funny for me. But I'm from NZ a far less religious country
@wordzmyth Americans have an unnatural, unhealthy hang up on sex and the human body.
Some of them have issues with breastfeeding in public... even if it's covered up.
They get upset over the baby breastfeeding... they go even more ballistic if your breastfeeding an adult.
🤣
@@wordzmyth Americans get bent out of shape over breastfeeding in public, even when everything is covered.
They really go off the deepend if it's an adult instead of a baby.
🤣🤣🤣
@@wordzmythSex. The word you're afraid to type out is sex. It's ok, some invisible dude in the sky isn't going to "damn you to hell" for typing it out. The cops aren't going to arrest you. It's ok.
Next thing you know PETA will start filing lawsuits against people who ride horses.
The 'World of Warcraft' picture is actually Warhammer 40k.
I look forward to Tyranids joining in.
Would a gene-stealer use Thief proficiencies & stats?
🧀
The clownfish on Wallaby Way have been able to count to at least 42 for a while, now.
Yes, but does it actually know the question?
@@malavoy1 Sure he does! It's "have you seen my son!?"
@@malavoy1 underrated
@@malavoy1 Only the answer.
So long and thanks 🐟🐠🐡.
@@katherinesayles8870 What am I gonna do with all this tartar sauce? 😞😞😊😊
I'm convinced PETA is a parody organization at this point. These headlines from them sound exactly like pitches from comedians.
right? and out of all things to go after.... fricking merry go rounds that are harmless, unlike them.
Let us hope they never discover Tom and Jerry.
They are starting to sound as nhinged in their obsessions as the GOP
If you get rid of the horses, it’s not a carousel anymore.
I know that recently merry-go-round and carousel have become synonymous, but carousel was originally named after a military horseback precession, and that has been the traditional difference.
Not a big deal. On par with the difference between xylophone and glockenspiel.
They reached peak stupid when they suggested that ice cream should be made with human breast milk. Nothing after that has even come close to that one.
60 hours straight is a world record??? Only because no one else bothered recording their gaming hours.
Absolutely. I think my dad has done that over most weekends since the 90s.
💯
Not to mention, most games once you get past the 40 hour mark send you an alert asking if you remember what the Sun is.
34 hours is my personal record
Same with the kid who beat Tetris. Since everyone has to record literally everything these days, these things are now on video and they think "this has never been done before". I was a young teen when that game came out and got to those levels a handful of times and the screen froze up. In those days, no one thought they "beat it". We took it out, blew on the cartridge and started over.
Just when you thought PETA couldn't be any douchier.
How dare you accuse me of that ignorance.
Next PETA target: stuffed animals, ESPECIALLY teddybears.
I think they did try to get build-a-bear shut down once.... I think.
Their new Human Carrousel is certainly unsettling.
That was about the nicest story about Florida I've seen in a while. Usually, it's bizarre or just plain horrible.
My home state aspires for weirdness, and endless stories about Florida Man misdeeds 😂
LOL, clap back.
not sure i got the joke ther
Use condoms people! They might save your life, sanity and money!
Eventually, when it gets into your brain you start singing -
"If your happy and you know it clap...."
🤣🤣🤣
The clap - a sexually transmitted disease! Since syphillis is on the rise!
Use condoms yall!
I got the same sex talk. My parents even objected to sex ed being in a co-ed public school system so I was removed from the classroom in 4th, 6th, and 10th grades during that segment. Today I highly encourage openness and information for kids - and seems like science backs it up!
Im so sorry to hear this,hope you found information on your own and Disney have problems from this later on and yes, I work in a hospital, sex ed is absolutely backed by science and as a way to decrease unwanted pregnancy and std's ...
I just think of predigested food as a momma bird feeding us. Thanks momma Pringles!
Ooo, appetizing! (No wonder I like highly processed foods.)
I have to be the one: Showing a Warhammer: Dawn of War Screenshot in a WoW Story :D That's a fat minus on your nerd cred, Stephen :D
i am only here to make this comment.
@@tehKap0w I am only here to make this reply to it
I might actually play a 40k MMO though lol. I'm hoping it was a troll but I doubt it.
I’m glad others noticee
That was a decent Winston Churchill performance, even accounting for the differently pitched pre-transistor era recording.
Your "clap-back" and "christian dad giving the sex ralk" face made me laugh sooo hard. 😆 Good start to the day!!
Another proud #1 for the U.S.A.!
That's one hell of an intro to Meanwhile!
LOL the graphic for WOW was from a different game, love it.
That world of warcraft graphic was actually of Warhammer 40k...
Who knows, maybe those bats were watching Batman, in their language: "Yeah! That's my homeboy right there! Go get 'em!!" 😂😂
Or maybe they were appalled by the cultural appropriation:
"Oh my God, is that human wearing batface?!"
Dessert Taco shells?
Crunchy apple turnovers, here I come 🤤
With whipped cream!
@@jeffralston1 mandatory
PETA is a sad joke, they could have been champions of animal rights but instead they make a mockery of the issue.
That "World of Warcraft" picture was not from World of Warcraft, but Warhammer 40K! My inner-geek is deeply offended.
I need animated versions of Meanwhile 😂
Thank you for discussing the important ideas. Open honest discussion and information is essential in a democracy. I count on you.
That clapback pun was great
Come on Stephen? You don't know your Warcraft from your Warhammer 40K? You don't know your orcs from your orks?!
Hand over your nerd card!
The graphics department messed up. Seth Myers would have it in a “Corrections” episode.
lol that is just embarrassing
Cringe
@@sophierobinson2738 *happy tzeentch noises*
I thought I was taking crazy pills. Glad I'm not the only one who noticed this heresy.
" DON'T "
🤣🤣🤣
omg that was hilarious, and the face he does really makes it 😂
... yep that's about the 'talk' I recall getting too 🙄
I'll never take PETA seriously.
The Guiness World book of records should not encourage unhealthy habits bordering on suicide...
Honestly. Late night is the only thing that makes me laugh these days ✌️💙 from Montana
Kat Williams😊
Churchill delivered the "We shall fight on the beaches" speech in person in the House of Commons, but as with many of his speeches he had an impersonator read it over the radio, and the famous recording of it wasn't made until 1949.
5:06 WE DID IT! WE BROUGHT BACK SYPHILIS! USA! USA! USA! USA!
...
You'll cheer anything.
Good morning dear Stephen,you always make my day.Love from Germany ❤
2:46 That... isn't World of Warcraft... that's Warhammer 40k.
That Pringles joke was the cherry on top 🍒
gotta love them using dawn of war for the world of warcraft graphic. Love those alliance blood angel dreadnoughts lol
wtf was that screen shot of world of warcraft, that was War hammer 40k with a warcraft logo, lol
“trash raft of news” gah, I love the intros
Kudos for the boat-jargon silliness in the preamble! The fish are scared
"I'll soak anything in that shit" might be my favorite thing ever.
My 8 year old granddaughter is obsessed with Cinnadust! she is going to be so happy!
I love how the World of Warcraft graphic is actually from warhammer 40K. lol
Stephen's sex talk was the highlight of this segment. And it was just one word long. 🤣
It was the same one my mother gave me! As a result, I got married too young, got divorced a few years later, and stopped listening to my mother.
The Meanwhile transition metaphors are the best.
2:45 Nerd Fail.
The world record for playing WoW straight is only 60 hours? I thought that was the average when they drop a new expansion.
I love the writers for the Meanwhile intro. And I ❤ Colbert for showcasing it. As someone with a Master’s Degree in English Lit and linguistics, it’s just pure bliss !!! Colbert has the creme de la creme of writers on his crew and I am here for it ❤❤
That meanwhile intro was definitely one of the better ones
Oh cool, I love Worldhammer 401k: Dawn of Warcraft.
(& Knuckles)
LoL! "World of Warcraft" shows picture of Warhammer 40k. Either the team for that didn't know what they were, or they're trolling for nerd rage XD
Best sex talk ever, so informational 🤣😂
Oh man, what kinda grinding did y’all to to get a “Dreadnaught” mount?! Lol
❤️🍻🤘
New research also shows Count Fish Can Clown.
😯
People who pay 18K for a denture that doesn't even fit them, need to pay more taxes...
People who pay £18,000 for dentures, regardless of fit, need to pay more taxes.
Peta should stay off the carousel. The fake animals are part of the attraction.
Those taco shells sound amazing.
World of Warcraft? More like World of We've-never-played-a-video-game
Obviously, their genes were already stolen
You know it's legit because 40k invaded Azeroth a couple patches back.
"Cinnadust"? It's not the heart that craves it, it's called a tongue... 😛🤪😝
"Blasted with cinnadust" is so 90's...X-treem foodz!1!
Talks about World of Warcraft but shows a screenshot of Warhammer 40k: Dawn of War with the WoW logo on top?
Magic is heresy
So it was destroyed
When is the Late Show Band releasing an album ? (We at home only get snippets of those great jazzy cuts.)
Soup joke ,, a Scream ,, just love it
I liked how, at the beginning, he was trying to say he was so excited, but the audience was so excited they wouldn't stop cheering.
In actuality - the only reason the bats were removed was because they kept on playing 'Batman and Robin' on the screens in theatres they were in, the theater was unsure if they were allowed to show the movie.
My "talk" was: flies spread diseases, keep yours closed.
Show actually starts here: 2:17 😉
LOL @ the Warhammer 40k thumbnail used for a World of Warcraft story.
When playing a video game for 60hrs gets you into the World Record Book, you cannot take it seriously anymore.
Dory: When life gets you down, you know what you got to do?
Just keep mathing! Just keep mathing! Just keep mathing, mathing, mathing!
What do we do, we math, math
@@TheKrispyfort Ha ha ho ho, I love to maaaaaaaath!
Only just noticed that Stephen has one hobbit and one elf ear...
Stephen had surgery on that ear as a child. He's also deaf in that ear.
I was wondering about that, first I really noticed that right ear
To the people complaining about the "World of Warcraft" graphic: It's just the graphics department flaunting their 3000IQ by showing they know that Warcraft started out as a Warhammer project. 🧐
This segment was amazing
These days the trash raft of news seems safer.
Thats Warhammer 40.000 and not World of Warcraft.
Justin hartley. That's going into my gratitude journal
I love MEANWHILE intros.
Stephen, you might want to have a word with your graphics department.
They put a World of Warcraft Logo on a screenshot of Dawn of War, two VERY different games!
And yes, I am a nerd too 😛
Peta wastes so much money on stupid sh*t that does nothing to actually help animals. Like when they spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to sue the city of Hamburg in order to force it to change it's name to Veggiebueg all because they had a yearly hamburger festival. That's just plain asinine.
All we want are Choco Tacos
👏👏👏🎉to the writers of this Meanwhile intro!
I wonder if they showed a screenshot of the wrong video game on purpose just to get more engagement from gamers commenting to point out the mistake. XD
If so, it sure worked