Meanwhile… Nude Bowling | Cheezy Ranch | NYC’s Super Squatter | Fake Gluten Free Donuts
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- Meanwhile… “Balls out bowling” is popular in Pittsburgh, Hidden Valley Ranch teamed up with Cheez-Its for a new dressing, a New York City man lived rent free in a hotel for five years, and a bakery got caught reselling Dunkin’ donuts as allergen-free.
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I just keep having to admit that Stephen, Seth, the Jimmys, and the Daily Show are what has kept me sane and alive the last few years. Life keeps kicking me in the teeth, but at least Ive got these folks to help me get through the day, one day at a time... sometimes one minute, one heartbeat at a time. I thank them all for what they do!
And the most important part:
Please, please tell your loved ones you love them EVERY chance you get. Tomorrow is not a given; you're never promised the next sunrise.
~ ~ ~ ~
"And don't let it break your heart. I know it feels hopeless sometimes. But they're never really gone as long as there's a memory in your mind." _Hold On To Memories_ Dave Draiman, Disturbed
MWB 1984-2023 RIP, son 🙏
Well said, I feel similar.
No jimmies allowed!
Keep hanging in there. You are loved.
❤
Amen!!! May you get the supports (people to help navigate you toward opportunity or relief that you deserve). With networking I hope things shift. My social worker Rachel has lifted a lot of stress and barriers off my shoulders such as a little tech help, getting me and ESA animal.
Stephen, Seth, and Daily show helps me get through the week.
Same.
Me too. I don’t know where I would be without them.
Don’t forget Jimmy Kimmel! (BTW, is that other Jimmy fellow still around?)
And booze.
@@terrydempsey6174yeah Jimmy Fallon I think it is, he's still going.
Nude Bowling! There are so many jokes for this ... they truly write themselves. Nice to see that Stephen Colbert's "Meanwhile" is on the Ball!
The idea is nuts.
It takes real balls to bowl naked.
Unless they can keep enough interest and avoid any legal problems, the league will go tits up.
Butts.
My sides were *split* after those bowling jokes.
Meanwhile gives me life
In the meanwhile
The best segment and intro ever
What?! Mr. Barreto was actually George Santos?!
Said it before, I'll say it again.
The Meanwhile intros have to be turned into fan-art.
This one is perfect!!
"The Meanwhile intros have to be turned into fan-art" - One person's art is another person's pile of sh*t.
@@nomore6167 Yup, Stephen's point exactly!!
Yessss like the channel After Skool!!
and live!
I don't know why people don't like it. Without the intro it's just Colbert reading the news. The intro is a masterpiece of creativity every time.
Thank God for these being uploaded to CZcams. Big love from Wales x
I used to live in Newport, south Wales (not overly far from Caerphilly and Cardiff) a few years ago as a digital nomad. Lovely country, and really friendly people!
And some love from Australia!
@@JillWhitcomb1966I’m from Newport :)
I'm in England, have you seen the most recent videos are blocked over here and comments turned off?
No idea why!
3:48 am and woke to turn on my phone to hear this. Worth it. Thank you Stephen, i laugh still. Age of miracles is not past.
it's 2:19am where I'm watching.. 😂🎉
I don't get to watch it at night but I always watch this at 3:30am in the morning getting ready. It is my morning routine 😅I used to watch Leno and Stephen with my father as a kid. It's always been something I feel I bond with him.
4:02am, then to bed for me.
2 am for me this time
Great way to start the day, huh? 4:29 lol
"Fill in the gaps" that background laughter made my day 😅
Blanks😂but yes
Dude if The Late Show does a full compilation of every MEANWHILE opening... it would get millions of views.
Let's get this A MILLION LIKES!!!
i'm honestly surprised stephen didn't try the hidden ranch x cheez-its sauce at the end
Well he doesn't have a death wish
gotta draw the line somewhere 😂
They gotta pay
Funny... I thought the Statue of Liberty had a French accent.
Clearly you did not get the joke 😂😂😂
you live in a place for 140 years you're gonna pickup the accent.
I laughed way too hard at this! 🇫🇷🥖🎉🎇
Lol that's funny
French or Italian, both lingoes are regarded as "kitchen-Latin".
2:43 - No sentence should ever begin with “Pittsburgh nudists”
😎👍👍🐾
Transient bungle trunk....!!! I love this!
I do hope that nude bowling allows bowling shoes. I mean, otherwise, that'd be weird...
Even late and live, priceless well done
Jesus Quintana (from The Big Lebowski) would definitely Glenn Quagmire the thumbhole in the bowling ball.
Seems to me only Donald Trump is small enough to fit in that hole...🍄🌮
(Ya don't put mushrooms in a taco...)
5:47 turns into Jon Stewart for a few seconds.
With the new mushroom emoji Stormy Daniel’s can appropriately describe tRump!
My thoughts exactly... SADly... 😣🤪😖🥺😳😱🤢🤮
If only it were Cheeto orange
If you can fit into a bowling ball, you've got smaller problems.
Someone's gonna get stuck. Might as well have the fire department hang around.
There’s definitely going to be lots of ball-washing at that alley
I'm sure the real fun is with the pins.
That's the Donald Trump story we *don't* need.
So I guess all the balls will be blue?
😎🍻😎
I like how Lewis responds "Oh Stephen" when Colbert says "Oh Lewis"😄
Emojis need to have more Australian animals
Eg, Cassowary, Emu, Emu in combat gear, Map of Tassie
Does an emu need combat gear?
I don't think Emus wear combat gear. They won a war just fine without any.
Huntsman spiders?
@@ClonedGamer001 That's what I thought.
@@Tonyhouse1168Australian emoji should include spider, bigger spider, giant spider, and OMG Kaiju Spider.
If the guy was exploiting an obscure local housing law, then that means he wasn't doing anything illegal, so why was he arrested?
He claimed ownership of the whole hotel and tried to charge other tenants rent lmao. The story is absolutely wild. Apparently the hotel is owned by the Moonies and he had a personal beef with them.
Loopholes get closed.
He had been living there and the place got sold. They never sent him a new lease. During the confusion he managed to put a lien on the place. For a squatter he was very savvy with the courts.
@@pal5683 "Loopholes get closed" - Yes, they do. However, that does not criminalize activity which was legal when it occurred.
@@daviddelgado6090 Some people get by on their ability to exploit the system, it's like their career. Sounds like this guy had it all figured out.
Thank you Stephen & all---I needed something non-political tonight!
Why did police have to evict the squatter when he was exploiting a law? Couldn't they evict him legally? Or is this after he lost in court and still kept squatting?
The law was changed last year which eliminated the loophole (but the changes only just took effect). He was supposed to be served with a new eviction notice but there's some debate about whether or not that actually happened.
@@KS-PNW Usually a renter can drag things out for months after getting the notice ... sounds like there's a bit more to the story.
@@jpdemer5 you can if you contest the eviction. If you just don't respond then generally courts default to evicting you. Hence the controversy over whether or not he was ever notified of the new eviction petition (he says he wasn't).
Still, evicting someone because the law as update shouldn't lead him to being swated or imprisoned
@@FelipeKana1 he wasn't swatted he was arrested for trespassing (because he hadn't left). Don't get me wrong I don't agree with arresting him at all but NYC LOVES arresting people. They do it for things like "operating a megaphone without a permit" (at a protest) And rather infamously for allegedly selling loose cigarettes..
Hell Alec Baldwin got arrested a few years ago for bicycling without ID and he's a rich white guy (although in his case I'd be willing to bet he probably ran his mouth some).
For what it's worth this guy was out within Hours it's not like he's sitting in rikers.
LIVE! The most product placement you've ever seen in a single segment!
Can we get Lewis a signature Telecaster? I feel like he deserves it at this point.
I thought the only emoji we need is the Colbert! 🤨
I was surprised his emoji didn't get included somehow! 🤨🤔
That guy getting free shelter in NYC for 5 years is a damn hero.
I want details, please. 🤓
I was waiting for him to flub the word-jumble Meanwhile intro speech...but it was flawless!
How are they going to implement the new SAT in poorer school districts? If some kids get to use the electronic version and others don't it basically guarantees even more of a gulf between score results..
Oh God. I'm beginning to harmoniously understand the intro to "Meanwhile."
POTUS said: MEANWHILE during SOTU address and I can't help but think of this segment.
He said it and the applause break was so long he had to repeat himself twice, people can’t get enough of… meanwhile
That special level of gay when armed cops break into your apartment and you go: "Oh no, boobs."
Not that there's anything wrong with that. lol
Well, if he thought it was a sex thing, then I think that's the regular kind of gay...
Can’t wait to see WTH you’re talking about 😂
Def the fav story of the segment! 🤣🤣
Um... that's not a "special level" of gay, dude. That's just ... well, just gay!
would the Statue of Liberty not have a French accent?
Well, she's been here so long.
She spent like 40 years in France and 100 in NY.... So by now she probably eats hot dogs and speaks spanglish with an Italian accent, except for her superb pronunciation of "croissant".
🙌🏻
Sure, we have all the emojis we need, ever since Colbert got himself onto the list 🤨
I was surprised that he did not mention his own emoji!
@@witchypoorose5196
Same here!!! 🤨
@witchypoorose5196
Is he allowed to talk about anything that happened on his old show?
Props to whoever writes the Meanwhile intro.
The donut story deserves more attention. The "baker" who sent the Dunkin Donuts was selling them as gluten-free and vegan. That's a major health danger to people with allergies to wheat, eggs, or dairy, and to people with celiac.
Ok sure, but more importantly, Dunkin Donuts aren’t actually any good. I expect vegan donuts to probably be better than their crap
Snowflake
@@rosepahl8663 If you think people who don't want to be poisoned by their allergies are "snowflakes", I don't know what's wrong with you. I actually hope you develop a serious allergy so you can learn some empathy.
@@rosepahl8663Having allergies or celiac disease is being a snowflake now? You do realize that these are actual medical conditions, which can (in the case of celiac disease or allergies that include anaphylaxis and not merely a localized reaction) be fatal, right?
@@logitimate living is fatal. Do that which you fear most and it no longer holds sway.
Katie Britt was auditioning for the high school play
If you're an English major in college, fear not, you should know there will always be a place for you in Colbert's Meanwhile intro!
It’s so easy to cheat on the SATs now.
Colleges don't care how dumb your kids are anymore, they just want your tuition money
Ha! Probably will be a lot of SAT cheating going on. My students were pleased when the stupid standardized tests they had to take went on computers, for that very reason. I didn't care too much because those stupid standardized tests are meaningless anyway.
It COULD be done in a way where it's basically impossible to cheat. But it's likely that the implementation will not be quite that solid... It will be an interesting thing to see play out.
There are proctored online tests. Basically you're required to have a camera on you, and the software monitors for you switching tabs.
It is still easier to cheat. For example, you could mirror your screen so someone else can look at it then give you the answers. I don't know if they'll be required to have the microphone on, but it shouldn't be hard to figure out how to communicate silently. Hell, they could just have the student pretend to take the test and have another person out of view that the test with another keyboard and mouse.
I don't understand why they would want to do that. Get into college and then everybody starts to notice REAL QUICK what a braindead cheat you really are.
not gonna lie I was hoping he was gonna get into how Mickey exploited the housing situation and became squatter supreme 😆
Get them while it's hot!!!... Meanwhile. Love it.
We need those emojis. Now Stormy Daniels can get the emoji translation of the part of the book where she describes Trump. 🍄
🍄 is too big
@@TheKrispyfort That's why they made the smaller one 😛
@@TheKrispyfort
I'm just going by how she described him.
I think she said like Toad from MarioKart.
Okay, I'm FROM Pittsburgh, and I didn't know about that...and I'm not sure that I needed to know, either.
But I quote Arthur Darvill in Doctor Who for that super-squatter arrest: "There are soldiers on the front lawn, and I'm in my pants!".
This was above par, fabulous!
What am I doing awake
Enjoying life, my friend. Enjoying life
When really what we need is a chef's kiss emoji.
If the donuts tasted good, they weren't Dunkin'. Dunkin' leaves a disgusting coat of lard on your palate.
I find them very dry. Like dry cake
@@tom4150 Sometimes they're dry, sometimes they're lardy. Inexplicable to me how people eat them.
"they're gonna take my thumbs" was written by Conan for Crusty on the Simpsons in 1991. Just saying.
It's Krusty.
You don't think that phrase was uttered decades earlier, or even in ancient Rome? That's a weak joke regardless.
@@johnsmithe4656 he can't read
The statue of liberty is a French girl.
Always love the meanwhile intros
I love how most of the Meanwhile openers begin with Stephen walking up in a random place 😂😂😂
3:25 Best part
i have to admire Mickey Barreto.
At 3:20 you had a great opportunity for a 3-hole joke, playing off a bowling ball double entendre ….. :-)
Thank God for Stephen Colbert, he just tell us the truth in the humorous way...
We all know what the mushroom tip is gonna be used for....naked bowling invitations 😅
I love my city!!! Pittsburgh!!!
Ooooh Hidden Valley Ranch with Cheese-It flavoring... I expect to see this soon at a Grocery Outlet store.
3:21 died😂
The digital SAT has been around for a while, this is just the first time the paper one was not also available.
I think Steven underestimates Minecraft. I played it with my kids and was amazed by the complexity and vastness of details. Now I sometimes play by myself.
5:21 same but not police😂
3:17 ph come on guys, get your mind out of the gutter! 😅
And, you think YOU'VE seen gutter balls!
🆕 emojis?!??!
Mushroom reminds me of what stormy Daniel’s said about autocrat Trump.
Hidden Valley Ranch and Cheez-It?
Isn't that like how bacon and mayonnaise are good when they're separate, but when they're combined,...? *looks for the right emoji*
"We have all the emojis we need!" My first thought was the emojis he was referring to when he said "sex stuff". He did forget the poop emoji though. We can't live without that one.
Less pre-amble, more content.
Hunh... I thought the Statue of Liberty had a dirty french accent.
@3:19: For this we hired the best writers!
Stephen, you went for the easy joke. Vegan donuts are actually very good!
For me to poop on.....
Hard disagree. I've had them. 🤢
@@witchypoorose5196 Voodoo donuts has good ones. There are some awful ones though.
I couldn’t live without the eye roll emoji!
Come on Stephen, everybody knows that the Statue of Liberty has a French accent, she was a French gift.
I'll be going to Balls Out Bowling. I host the Naked Trivia event for the same group. Great crowd!
3:33 As a person who has a lot of food restrictions, I am GREATLY OFFENDED.
Honestly I don't get what's so funny about lying to people about the food they are eating. I have friends with food allergies and sensitivities who suffer a lot when something like this happens to them.
Oh look honey, a blue veined throbber😊
Loons are very shy. Even when i was a kid and they still had loons in the lower peninsula of Michigan, we would hear there lonesome cry but i never saw them. this one must have been very lost.
I expected naked bullet train jokes at the end. I was left unsatisfied.
like those bowlers
WAIT. I thought the Statue of Liberty had a French accent...
Oh, WOW! HILARIOUS that he thought the armed officers at the door meant a spiced up Valentine's Day gift until he saw the female officers!
😂
The statue of liberty speaks french.
The comments are a lonely place right now
Post on through the storm... you'll never comment alone.
🦗 🦗
Meanwhile…
You have friends now!
We remain
6:24 am here in California. 😊
NO! NO emoji collection is complete without 🗿
fill in the blanks lol!
Someone at the nude-bowl-o-rama is going to call himself "The Big Lebowski " for sure!!
😎😎
Dammit. You beat me by twenty minutes to that one. Kudos
@tammymatt9186
Hey, the "Dude" abides
👍😎💨
@@encarnacionvillazana3270 😆
@@tammymatt9186
As Walter would say "fuck it dude, let's go bowling" 🎳 👍👍😎
Oh wow, who wouldn’t want to sit on shared plastic or vinyl benches, swapping butt-moisture-imprints like musical chairs.
Nudists have a towel policy to cover that, don't ask me how I know.
@@tabbyreed8925 🤭
me practicing my moves on the bowling ball
Actually, Lady Liberty would speak and say "Ehh!" with a French accent...which as I type this, I realize doesn't translate well to text so I will just leave it at that. 😆🤷♂
Micky was all like: Yeh I might have the right to remain silent....but you know I'm not gonna be!
Uh....why pull the rusty nails out? A shipping palate strapped with a few used suspenders sounds like a perfectly viable transient bungle-trunk. :P
3:16 that bowling ball looks shocked and appalled.
Hidden Valley Ranch sounds like is what sprouts up my back in a hot summers day runs down the shorts and runs out again on a leg. But then again I'm a european.
I’m from near Pittsburgh! I didn’t know about naked tennis. I have heard about an underwear bike ride. I’d try that.
Someone send Stephen some vegan donuts, because they are delicious.
If it’s gluten-free or not, it’s the interstitial and hydrogenated and partially hydrogenated oils, that are deadly
@@being2107 Stephen doesn't strike me as being a health nut, so I don't think he cares.
Hard disagree. 🤢
Perception check, damn rolled a 2
DM: you can't find you ass while wiping
I’ve done nude ten-pin bowling before. Just don’t spend too much time cleaning your ball!
Wait! 🍋🟩
1:46 for people like me 😂😂