Meanwhile… No Apple Car | Staten Island’s Turkeys | Ricky Martin’s Foot Fetish
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- Meanwhile… Apple canceled plans to build an electric car, Staten Island is overrun by wild turkeys, and singer Ricky Martin went public with his love of feet. #Colbert #Comedy #Meanwhile
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the iCar was doomed when the engineers realized it needed to have windows
Well done there.👏👏👏
Good one. Lol
Lmao 😂
An oldie but a goldie. 😂
Boo and a like for you.
3:41 "A highly scientific process called 'guessing'". Lol
My dad got into computers with the Air Force back in the 1960s. When I was about 10, he told me that half the time they "took a SWAG" at it. SWAG was a "scientific wild ass guess".
@@cherylmarcuri5506 a term still used in some college classrooms. 😜😆🤣🤣🤣
The iCar was cancelled when Apple couldn’t figure out how to make people buy a new one every year.
All they have to do is make the battery built in/impossible to replace and it dies after one year. That's their usual MO.😜😡
@@dod2304 And as usual, sue anyone who releases schematics and repair information while ensuring that parts makers have contracts banning them from selling to anyone but Apple.
Oh! Don't forget to serialize all the parts together! "The rear-view mirror does not match the car. Current mirror reflectivity is reduced to 20% to protect you from unauthorized repairs."
@dod2304 Oh you can replace the battery, it's just gonna take you all afternoon
The battery in iPhone is garbage on purpose, I charge it full in the morning, don't touch my phone the whole day, just leave it sitting on the table and it's empty in the evening, battery status 100%... Apple is garbage!!!🎉
Not exactly true. They seriously had a plan to make the entire thing out of fucking GLASS.
It's Staten Island.. just pay the turkeys their protection corn, and nobody gets hurt.
LOVE THIS!
The more they eat, the more chicks they'll have...
😆😆😆 _Oh,_ it's awesome when Stephen blows a line! 😆
Turns out, the "villager who sends you on a time wasting side quest to find his six..." is Darrylgorn's other brother, whose name we don't discover until Part One: Chapter Two:
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Richard Scarry! I loved his books so much, seeing those images in this segment gave me such a warm feeling : )
Agree so much!!
Me too!❤
"Not enough butter in the world" sent me into a fit lol
"La Feet -a-loca..." Made my day, folks. Good stuff.
"Munchma Quoochi!" bahaha I love when Stephen breaks
{Turns out it was his Mother-in-law that team has secretly put as Munchma's pic-}
Omg I forgot about Munchma xD
HolyWow your band is on point, and I can see the pride in Stephen's eyes. Stunning improv. We're so lucky to have the band on this show.
“Staten Island, NY city’s red headed step borough”. 😂😂😂😂
Turkeys and bunnies run wild because they are running the coyotes out of town, like the wolves. It is the circle of life.
Apple Car was doomed for using non-standard charging connector.
and only driving on 20% of the roads.
@SFC: ...and the connector changes every year there is a new model....so you have to buy a new ($300?) cable if you upgrade.
typical Apple. Forcing people to have no options for accessories except through themselves.
Like Tesla, you mean?
The writers who put together the "Meanwhile" intro deserve an Emmy.
3:10
I ADORE THIS MAN!!!!😆
Apple probably found out that they won't be able to sell their own unique electric car charging cables for 20k dollars each. 😋
A new cable every year...
You gotta watch an ad to fill it up
@@steverogers6572To be fair, I’ve seen gas stations with video advertising on the pump.
I want everything Stephen mentions in his Meanwhile intro to be available as an item in an online shop.
I think the writers secretly hate him; sometimes it feels like the infamous bespoke/ram-shamble intro is nearly as long as the substance of the segment itself
The shorter and more to the point the intro, the longer and more satisfying the Meanwhile (IMO)
And by secretly hate him, I mean they like to see if they can get him to mess up with the overly elaborate dragged out descriptors
@@TheMulToyVerse he's approving them so it seems like it's a friendly wager. "Bet you can't get through this without stumbling somewhere!' "oh yeah? Watch me!" Love it. 😂😂😂
3:15 yes, they finally did it! Way to go writers
Is there a story here? I didn't get the joke :(
@@phthalo7401The "Meanwhile" opening is written to try and make Stephen mess up while he reads it.
Way to own it, Stephen! And I loved the visual aspects of your section intro.
@@themoirae3 Interesting! Thank you :)
Mr Colbert, scientists don't 'guess'. They ' hypothesize'😜
😎🍻😎
"Oh, Lowly." 😂
Lowly Worm is the GOAT.
That Ricky Martin song KILLED!!!!!! I need to hear a full version. 😂😂😂😂😂
“By ‘dogs’ I mean your feet a-loca!”
That song is now stuck in my head... >_
@@Atrivion I'm so sorry
I have never watched Colbert fuck up a reading like that lmao epic good sir 😭😭
That was the most epic I've seen.
2:15 that scream.😂
That was too early.
Totally. I think Stephen paused a second too long, giving time for any of the natural endings to that setup to start flooding into one’s mind: My brain said, “You can’t do that… outside Times Square.” The shriek-cackling audience member must have reacted to some punchline in her mind that we’ll never hear 😂
The phrase “staten Island” immediately conjures a joke in her head
Ah, four perspectives that tell the same story... truly a new testament to the Beatles' popularity.
"Rashomon" - the Beatles musical.
AKA: Pay us 4 times to watch the same movie
The four perspectives should be rolled up into one movie, like Kurosawa did in _Rashomon._
Some might say they're "bigger than Jesus," but I'm not saying that, and John was misinterpreted.
@kitcoffey7194 okay so now are we going to get 4 different accounts of Jesus life on film? After all, the 4 gospels differ in some important ways wsys....
There's the problem: we're witnessing history through Doom Goggles of News... God bless Meanwhile!
Whoever writes the meanwhile intros doesn't get paid enough
You don't think Colbert has any input? I'm not saying you're wrong, just wondering. It's a good question. If I had to guess, nothing in his scripts goes without his approval.
@stephens2241, are you one of the MEANWHILE writers?
I may be the only one in the audience who hates them. I find them overblown and annoying. Pure tedium
please do not use the "H" word@@jimmyguitar2933
Ok the Ricky Martin foot fetish thing was hysterical.
Marketing revealed that Apple car drivers were already being called i-Holes.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Stephen looks and seems like he feels 20 years younger tonight
Dyed his hair?
Yeah must have dyed his hair I noticed too lol
He always seems peppier, when he can fit into a slim-tailored suit.
😮 Might be because the orange one is losing money more every day 🤔? 😊
Let me pet your dogs is freakin classic lmbo
The International Travel joke stopped me in my tracks. 😂
A 1958 John Deere Windshield? City boy.
Too bad he doesn't do corrections like Seth
One day I would love to see an animated version of the Meanwhile opener
OMG, Stephen never flubs! Rare fuck-up detected! And during Meanwhile, no less! Epic.
omg i haven't thought of Ricky Martin since the 90's
Ricky Martin's song is awesome!!
As decidedly NOT a feet lover myself, this kind of took me aback for a minute. It's perplexing enough to understand foot festishes about women's feet. I mean most women keep their feet in good condition. Even more so during sandal season..but I assume this means RM is into men's feet. I've seen too many men's feet to even vaguely understand this! Though, admittedly, I know some gay men who get pedicures regularly, probably can extrapolate that to "many gay men". But..still....ugh...I can't even think about it any more.🤢
@@dod2304I was wondering about that, because they didn’t specify the sex and the foot they showed looks like a woman’s foot, but (without nail polish) it could very well have belonged to an effeminate man. Somewhere Sebastian Manascalco is having the same reaction as you.
It's a good day any time Stephen is bleeped 😂
Congrats on the 'Meanwhile' ❤
I want to meet the writers behind the "meanwhile" monolgue
Researchers didn’t want to bother with what Dante Alighieri’s ears look like. 👂
He looks like Margaret Atwood's 'red-headed stepchild' character: "The Hand-y Maid".
typical mens' dress for the time though.
Finally! I first listened to the Beatles "Norwegian Wood" in college a decade ago. I can't believe it's taken this long for someone to make a joke about it 😂
You are young-ish. I can tell you with absolute certainty, this is NOT the first time. You just haven't heard it yet. In any case, it's still a good joke!
It's actually about rape and murder, isn't it?
@victoriabaker4400. Supposedly about arson but I've never believed that. I think it's about smoking a joint!
“Put your feet in my boca “ rhyme is, and I put my foot down, so damn surprising lyrically because it was so funny and good use of actual Spanish besides loca
Ah I didn’t get this one (never learned boca) but I loved the pet your dogs line. This is great too now that I know that it means mouth lol
I'm not fluent in Spanish at all but knew the word "boca". I'm guessing that there is likely a writer on the staff who is Latinx/Hispanic and fluent in Spanish. NYC is very diverse.👍
If I lived on Staten Island, I'd never buy a turkey for Thanksgiving again. I know how to dispatch & pluck a fowl...🍗🦃
The intros to Meanwhile are phenomenal!
Thanks, Stephen! So convinced was I that you'd mention a raccoon in your 'meanwhile' intro, I bet 100 bucks such a marsupial would come up. But you said Koala.
Raccoons aren't marsupials. Koalas are. Cha-ching!
Gotta love that Shai Hulussy
"Not enough butter in the world" 😂
I can’t imagine using a car built by Apple. All the dashboard would be tiny, pale gray text on a white background. Who ever decided *that* was a good idea?
Also the whole car would shatter, not just the windows, just being hit by a neighbor kids stray baseball
@@charityquill4965 and sometimes when you tried to start it you'd get that little wheel that keeps going around........and around........and around.....
Obligatory
"Can't have an Apple car without Windows."
I will be leaving now.
The Meanwhile intro writers once again amaze me. Thank you!
I actually want to make-and-sell those Doom-Goggles-of-News now!!! 🤣🤣🤣
The MW intros never disappoint! 😂😂😂
I merely watch these for the intros...and some of the stories, but the intros are what makes this segment.
Doom goggles of news!! 😂😂
One of the best in recent memory! From drumming up the band, to the koala dome goggles Meanwhile opener, to the goof up in the villager gaffe. Colbert is in his prime!
That's reporting and accuracy Steven. Dante's inferno was a video game in 2010😂
That Ricky Martin bit. Omg.
Meanwhile.......Stephen should go back to not saying the former president's name in his monologues....
Meanwhile.. shut up. It's a news show if you don't like what he's saying try picking less criminally inclined politicians.
I agree. “He who shall not be named “
4:25: ... and Lucy flies down from the Sky and saves the day with her Diamonds!
After the segment about Ricky Martin I'm amazed they're not all too embarrassed to come back after the break.
Nah...Ricky Martin's a fan. He's been on the show. HE said, himself, he has a foot fetish, it's not a secret so he wouldn't be shocked at all about anyone joking about it. He's a celebrity he's clearly used to it by now.
“that are is my segment, Meanwhile!” I will chortle now -
Band Supremo Siempre.
That explains why Ricky Martin sang "The Cup of Life" (Spanish: "La Copa de la Vida") theme song for the 1998 World Cup of FOOTball. 🦶🏻 ⚽️
LMAO i totally forgot that happened
Footie!!
We need a beatles beetlejuice mashup and call it the beatle's juice
"...are is my segment..." Wait, did I JUST hear the ONLY error I've ever caught in this marvel that is the introduction to "Meanwhile?"
Aw Colbert hasn't played Zelda, where chasing chickens is a quest thing
It's basically the same method used to reconstruct dinosaurs...
Wow! What an opening,awesome Maestro work.👌🏾
Hey, we have wild turkeys here in Sacramento, too. Good for Staten Island.
i had to watch that band intro several times. that was glorious
I love Meanwhile.
Koala smugglers? Doom goggles? 😂
Turkey problem? Looks like free turkey dinners to me.
I have one very large cat that hunts all kinds of things that would definitely have a go at your turkeys. Sadly I am in Ireland. Buster can't reach them.
Meanwhile is amazing.
Guess they forgot to not count your apples before the kcart😂🎉
Apple insisted on putting the charging port on the bottom of the car.
Did he say "... are as my segment...!?" 😂
Half of John Lennon’s part in the movie is: “Eeeee-iiiii-iooooo-hhh-EEE…”
Good job! To the point with no bullshit band talk. Thank you!
Australian Koala smugglers just took out a contract. No koala's in Tasmania. We like our independence. Platypus rule.
Turkey's belong on the table not front lawns.
I kinda want to see those Outlaw's Doom Goggles.
We love your show stephen colbert
You mean to tell me that for over 2 almost 3 decades now I've been singing that song wrong?!?!!!! CURSE YOU RICKY, CURSE YOU!!!!!!!!!!
"Putting your feet in my boca" lmfao
"Doom goggles of news"- I wondered where he was going with the glass and starter cord-
Thing IS that cars were originally electric. Gasoline engines came about because of humanity's obsession with speed.
Except that the kind of batteries needed now are VERY different than. the batteries used back then.
Apple knows why their car wouldn't sell: they couldn't fix it.😒
ICar always entertains
"Not enough butter in the world"
Sounds like one of the turkeys was in the audience.
I like that there are celebrities normalizing kinks like foot fetishes. When something can be more common then being left handed but is still stigmatized it seems like it really should be more discussed
It’s not the koala smugglers you need to worry about. The drop bears are real danger.
At least Stephen didn't call them' koala bears'. But yes, all tourists are at risk because they are ignorant about drop bears.
... Can we not just serve a thanksgiving meal for the less fortunate?
I've always gotten my news delivered with humor from the daily show John Stewart to Stephen Colbert show and now late night late show with Stephen Colbert and when I want to actually laugh my ass off instead of crying I watch the news
Colbert got some guts
I wrote a parody of that song! I named it Eating an Almond Rocha.
I had to look up "boca."
Turns out it's Serbo-Croatian for a diving gas cylinder. Ricky Martin’s more pervy than I realized.
😂😅
Um... seriously? It's "mouth" in Español
@@victoriabaker4400
No - "boca" means the whooshing noise that something makes when it goes over someone's head.