ADULT JOKES in Gravity Falls

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  • čas přidán 23. 01. 2022
  • Hirsch gets past the Censors without even trying!
    (edit) welp! the description aged poorly 😅, thanks for telling me‪@nova8byte‬
    #gravityfalls
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  • @kronos3129
    @kronos3129 Před 2 lety +25094

    “Look, Wendy in a bikini!”
    “Wait, really? At night?”
    Kills me every time

  • @Whatisvr
    @Whatisvr Před 2 lety +47148

    The fact that grunkle stan doesnt cuss in front of the kids is actually kinda wholesome

    • @mikegarcia9097
      @mikegarcia9097 Před 2 lety +1075

      If you know anyone from ny or Jersey then you know they can't give less of a fuck if it's in front of a child hell I learned all of them by age 4 and used them regularly I'm from long island

    • @nunalunaberey_
      @nunalunaberey_ Před 2 lety +534

      @@mikegarcia9097 DUDE SAME. My little brothers have been cursing since age four, l also knew cuss words but I was the good kid a didn’t really start using them casually til high school, but I was definitely the exception to the rule. One friend even to,d me that it was weird I didn’t curse and I should curse more

    • @thememelord6510
      @thememelord6510 Před 2 lety +187

      @@nunalunaberey_ i had a friend that hadnt cursed until we got into highschool, i honestly didnt even notice for a long time because i cursed so casually that i wouldnt notice if someone else cursed but now we are in highschool and he curses all the time.

    • @vibevibevibemcommentedtoda5717
      @vibevibevibemcommentedtoda5717 Před 2 lety +111

      My mom curses all the time but somehow we all talk, err, properly(?) unless we're surprised or shocked or in pain. Cue string of curses. We only started using the curses when we were older even though we have been hearing our mom constant cursing in the house since day 1 lol

    • @sharplily
      @sharplily Před 2 lety +61

      @@mikegarcia9097 i learned nearly all the swear words in my language by like age 7 because they were constantly directed at me
      i am mexican
      i speak spanish
      most of our language is swear words
      so ye

  • @lacnoic2236
    @lacnoic2236 Před rokem +2406

    0:57 pls say that im not the only one thinking that imma get rickrolled in this scene 💀💀💀

  • @LilyAvarA
    @LilyAvarA Před rokem +3256

    They aren’t cheap immature jokes cleverly hidden from kids, they’re good jokes about adult things, love it!

    • @tahraethestoryteller6079
      @tahraethestoryteller6079 Před 9 měsíci +59

      It can be both those things

    • @MrSophire
      @MrSophire Před 2 měsíci +32

      This is why I prefer children’s cartoons, the adult’s jokes have to be clever. Most adult cartoons jokes are way in your face. That is what made the Simpson so great back in the day

    • @groyperfuhr4871
      @groyperfuhr4871 Před 12 dny

      they are not good jokes

    • @jaylaminaj
      @jaylaminaj Před 6 dny +1

      the dude spray painted "wieners" on a wall lmao

  • @nathanwilliams9598
    @nathanwilliams9598 Před 2 lety +8600

    Fun fact: there was a cut scene where dippy fresh tells dipper: "your hats on backwards!" Then flips his hat around. Then dipper says: "your HEADS on backwards!" Then straight up SNAPS HIS NECK.

    • @robloxpro947
      @robloxpro947 Před 2 lety +664

      but disney isnt fun

    • @MovieFan1912
      @MovieFan1912 Před 2 lety +175

      Superman: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
      Hahahaha! I’m sorry, it was too good to resist!

    • @fleurala
      @fleurala Před 2 lety +130

      @Cristofer Andrade but of course homophobic scenes and racism is allowed of course 🤭

    • @Ruby3P
      @Ruby3P Před 2 lety +30

      Yeahhh, better left out then in.

    • @MovieFan1912
      @MovieFan1912 Před 2 lety +81

      @@Ruby3P Yes, that would have been too violent seeing Dipper pull a Zod on that Mabel-fied version of himself.

  • @o5-redacted0
    @o5-redacted0 Před 2 lety +13205

    Wheres the logic?
    Alex: “Can Bill say “I will kill you?”
    Disney: “NO! NO NO NO!”
    Alex: “Ok.. Then can he say... “I’ve got some children I need to make into corpses?”
    Disney: “Sure!”

    • @Ash_2023
      @Ash_2023 Před 2 lety +632

      Yea that totally doesn’t make it worse and then later to be figured out

    • @o5-redacted0
      @o5-redacted0 Před 2 lety +60

      @@Ash_2023 Yep

    • @revtheobbyist2222
      @revtheobbyist2222 Před 2 lety +432

      "I'm gonna kill them now just because the heck of it" - Bill in the last episode

    • @airmilk7599
      @airmilk7599 Před 2 lety +195

      Wow how Disney avoids using the word kill but uses something worse

    • @orionar2461
      @orionar2461 Před 2 lety +57

      Pretty sure he's said kill before

  • @YOUR_NARRATOR975
    @YOUR_NARRATOR975 Před rokem +1358

    0:41
    Keep in mind Alex voiced both characters

    • @Redslayer88
      @Redslayer88 Před rokem +48

      Lol

    • @Ethanp5412
      @Ethanp5412 Před 2 měsíci +103

      So Alex Hirsh flirted with Alex Hirsh

    • @YOUR_NARRATOR975
      @YOUR_NARRATOR975 Před 2 měsíci +55

      ​@@Ethanp5412 apparently he voiced like half the show.

    • @RayDoesSomeShitWithHerLife
      @RayDoesSomeShitWithHerLife Před 2 měsíci +5

      Lol

    • @DarkCoconut
      @DarkCoconut Před měsícem +27

      @@YOUR_NARRATOR975 HE voiced grunkle stan, soos, bill cipher, the gnomes including smebhulock, quetin trembley, dippy fresh, and old man mcgucket

  • @JustTryingToChillOut
    @JustTryingToChillOut Před 10 měsíci +889

    "When there's no cops around anything is legal"
    -Grunkle Stan

  • @tentaclesmod
    @tentaclesmod Před 2 lety +13835

    I get the joke, but when you think about it, Dipper's internet history must be genuinely creepy in a non-lewd way. The kid is obsessed with the paranormal, that history must be filled with stuff like sites about the occult and ghot and ufos videos and pictures and so on.

    • @listed7568
      @listed7568 Před 2 lety +168

      or its filled with woman

    • @akiterutsukishima3428
      @akiterutsukishima3428 Před 2 lety +1698

      Or maybe Wendy in a swimsuit

    • @iilasduii6671
      @iilasduii6671 Před 2 lety +1549

      @@akiterutsukishima3428 at night

    • @PureGarbageWithCheese
      @PureGarbageWithCheese Před 2 lety +1251

      Dipper probably goes to r/nosleep when he’s free and reads green text 4chan stories before he goes to sleep. He’s also subscribed to Rob Dyke.

    • @akiterutsukishima3428
      @akiterutsukishima3428 Před 2 lety +533

      @@PureGarbageWithCheese Why did you just describe dipper in a perfect way?

  • @thedoninator5935
    @thedoninator5935 Před 2 lety +11809

    The fact that it's implied he knows fluent Spanish is just so fitting for him lmao

    • @EmmysCoolVids123
      @EmmysCoolVids123 Před 2 lety +335

      He said it wrong though 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @EmmysCoolVids123
      @EmmysCoolVids123 Před 2 lety +614

      @Zenzuo Ken He said "No te preocupas" it's supposed to be "No te preocupes" which means do not worry.

    • @tomstonemale
      @tomstonemale Před rokem +383

      @Zenzuo Ken "no te preocupas" can mean "you don't care" or "you don't get worry or scared". Stan meant to say "don't worry" or "no te preocupes".

    • @lavenderbakery4184
      @lavenderbakery4184 Před rokem +345

      i mean, there’s a scene where stan’s colombian cell mates are talking shit about him and he doesn’t understand

    • @emilie8356
      @emilie8356 Před rokem +162

      @@lavenderbakery4184 they prolly taught him

  • @slayrandom9592
    @slayrandom9592 Před rokem +535

    “My ex still misses me , but her aim is getting better….her aim is getting better “

    • @dragonguy556
      @dragonguy556 Před rokem +55

      Ah hahaha! It's funny because marrige is terrible!

    • @CatNap-kb8cf
      @CatNap-kb8cf Před 3 měsíci +13

      ​@@dragonguy556*quickly rows away*

    • @zinnialynn9757
      @zinnialynn9757 Před 2 měsíci +15

      What I love about this joke is that I'd heard it many times before - but the other way around. Stan making the joke that the ex wife is the one shooting at him instead of the other way around was the first tipoff I needed for how wholesome and loving of a character he would turn out to be.

    • @user-np6op7jr4u
      @user-np6op7jr4u Před 2 měsíci +3

      WHAT!?

    • @LuisaNDiaz
      @LuisaNDiaz Před 2 měsíci

      The joke in Spanish is literally "My ex-wife still want me, she still wants to hit me"

  • @SettiiiJetti-pj4nq
    @SettiiiJetti-pj4nq Před rokem +974

    Mabel gotta be one of the funniest characters I’ve seen in an animated shows
    “It’s covered in my blood sweat tears, and other fluids”
    Other fluids man…
    Seeing her get “high” as well was the funniest part I’ve seen from here as well.

    • @daniapfel9673
      @daniapfel9673 Před rokem +8

      Fluids man it's sperm right ?

    • @SettiiiJetti-pj4nq
      @SettiiiJetti-pj4nq Před rokem +66

      @@daniapfel9673 could be that, spit, and urine

    • @daniapfel9673
      @daniapfel9673 Před rokem +2

      @@SettiiiJetti-pj4nq I see

    • @dynamitoriel9056
      @dynamitoriel9056 Před rokem +58

      @@SettiiiJetti-pj4nq yep, adult audience would like think differently but for Marble she would likely think something more Innocently (that is until Stan teach her about Human body while she in Dipper body)

    • @bfdixiifan
      @bfdixiifan Před 10 měsíci +17

      “ Hey Look! Wendy in a bikini!”
      *kills every teenager*

  • @rusoazul945
    @rusoazul945 Před 2 lety +11661

    So basically what Stan said in Spanish was "Don't worry. Let's go, let's go."

    • @moldyboi9398
      @moldyboi9398 Před 2 lety +205

      Its just 1 "don't worry" tho

    • @rusoazul945
      @rusoazul945 Před 2 lety +159

      @@moldyboi9398 Idk why I put two of them but I was tired lol

    • @arventus
      @arventus Před 2 lety +24

      i dont get it

    • @moldyboi9398
      @moldyboi9398 Před 2 lety +24

      @@rusoazul945 its cool man it my other comment was just an fyi

    • @FreeTheRats_
      @FreeTheRats_ Před 2 lety +149

      Yeah but he said it wrong, which is the idea. Because he said "preocupas" instead of "preocupes", which is not the conjugation you use.

  • @MPHJackson7
    @MPHJackson7 Před 2 lety +21326

    "Everyone likes sausage but no one likes to know how it's made"
    "You disgust me"
    I know this isn't the main joke of the scene but I still like this line.

  • @laslalal8451
    @laslalal8451 Před 7 měsíci +296

    Fun fact: The giant dog at 4:13 is actually saying "Must distrust Grunkle" in reverse

    • @MiceOnVenusC418
      @MiceOnVenusC418 Před 17 dny +1

      what does that mean

    • @tainamichelle2683
      @tainamichelle2683 Před 15 dny +12

      ​@@MiceOnVenusC418 It's basically hinting at that Grunkle Stan must be hiding something

  • @silverscorpio24
    @silverscorpio24 Před 6 měsíci +207

    "Can I have my hands back? I have a certain gesture I'd like to share with you."
    Never ceases to make me laugh 😂

  • @lVicel
    @lVicel Před rokem +7807

    It is incredible that this Show dodged Disney censorship like a pro.

  • @plaguekidd6902
    @plaguekidd6902 Před 2 lety +5552

    3:41 In this scene alone we get illegal drug deals, a police ambush, and corruption of justice. This show operated on a whole different level.

    • @stickman7103
      @stickman7103 Před rokem +201

      4:11 what about this

    • @nhantnt
      @nhantnt Před rokem +14

      @@stickman7103 no.

    • @zaydanger5208
      @zaydanger5208 Před rokem +2

      @@stickman7103 a drug trip

    • @bluedrake1218
      @bluedrake1218 Před rokem +128

      I mean if you think about it, that candy was probably banned for having pixie dust as an ingredient... The similarities are a bit uncanny

    • @nellyyy6714
      @nellyyy6714 Před rokem +6

      Whaaa I don’t remember this episode!!!

  • @Elgato4992
    @Elgato4992 Před rokem +838

    1:32 Bro got caught lacking💀

  • @nova8byte
    @nova8byte Před rokem +94

    "Tell it to the adorable owl we dressed as a judge" HOOTY?!

  • @glitchgwen470
    @glitchgwen470 Před 2 lety +9257

    2:18
    “Your body explained in horrifyingly uncomfortable detail” such a great way to describe the book

    • @ChaplainPhantasm
      @ChaplainPhantasm Před 2 lety +170

      Now I genuinely wanna know if that book exists

    • @anxie-tea9549
      @anxie-tea9549 Před rokem +99

      Both viewers and mable were left traumatized that day...

    • @zyxelztrife2408
      @zyxelztrife2408 Před rokem +67

      2:22🧠2:26

    • @mainingkaeyaismylife
      @mainingkaeyaismylife Před rokem +195

      2:23 Fun fact, the encoded text at the bottom reads:
      PUBERTY IS THE GREATEST MYSTERY OF ALL
      ALSO: GO OUTSIDE AND MAKE FRIENDS

    • @andreaspencer9710
      @andreaspencer9710 Před rokem +55

      @@ChaplainPhantasm not that book specifically, but when I turned 9 a bunch of my older women family members sent me a ton of books like that and my mom made me listen to her read and explain every page in every one of those books. And it was horrifyingly uncomfortable so maybe that counts

  • @davidkonevky7372
    @davidkonevky7372 Před rokem +3988

    The puppy trafficking joke becomes even funnier when you see the show in order. On the episode before that, Stan becomes the mayor of gravity falls but gets fired after they found out all the amount of crimes he's involved in, one of them being puppy trafficking

  • @f0xysamaz1ngw0rld8
    @f0xysamaz1ngw0rld8 Před rokem +541

    0:08 is probably the most adult humor one

    • @Redslayer88
      @Redslayer88 Před rokem +12

      Yes

    • @lucario293
      @lucario293 Před 4 měsíci +48

      Objection... You're honor may i present the evidence at 3:04

    • @A120AMIR12
      @A120AMIR12 Před 3 měsíci +7

      ​@@lucario293no you can get away with it with the current context happening

  • @Roxelle.
    @Roxelle. Před 11 měsíci +277

    2:56 I still remember my siblings asking our father why he was laughing on a scene when in fact I knew it was because Stanley called his left hand shakey. I held my laugh while I was thinking it

  • @theprimalmarleymax9820
    @theprimalmarleymax9820 Před 2 lety +13171

    I actually died when Stan said “he may be little but he has big plans”
    Soos got me dead when he said “there are a lot of stars out tonight” 😩🥶

    • @SieMiezekatze
      @SieMiezekatze Před 2 lety +328

      Mabel screaming sells the scene to me

    • @janjamesdegracia5190
      @janjamesdegracia5190 Před 2 lety

      wow you died twice and got resuscitated twice. Lucky
      (its a joke ok)

    • @Geskawary234
      @Geskawary234 Před 2 lety +48

      💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @sebastiantschatordai
      @sebastiantschatordai Před 2 lety +83

      I'm starting to think that you don't know what "actually" means.

    • @myntss
      @myntss Před 2 lety +40

      @@sebastiantschatordai is a joke

  • @bassyxgrelle8659
    @bassyxgrelle8659 Před rokem +5926

    I love the fact that Grunkle Stan will do pretty much anything, is willing to break the law, and gives very little thought to ethics, but he draws the line at swearing around children. That's where he refuses to do something, like, "I just committed tax fraud! HE- *sees the kids* -CK YEA!"

    • @Seerow6
      @Seerow6 Před rokem +174

      Wait but in that one episode when he runs for mayor he says he’s going to teach kids how to swear

    • @Shion11037
      @Shion11037 Před rokem +65

      It's teaching not saying

    • @_iluvgravityfalls
      @_iluvgravityfalls Před 11 měsíci +15

      2:24

    • @mylittlecircus
      @mylittlecircus Před 6 měsíci +17

      “One does not simply, teach kids swears”
      Iykyk (I’m sure you do)

    • @Sapphire864
      @Sapphire864 Před 4 měsíci +6

      @@mylittlecircus very stanchurian

  • @takedamoonlight
    @takedamoonlight Před rokem +95

    "Ah, It's just gonna be another goofy episode filled with silly jokes for kids"
    - Alex Hirsch

  • @FGTeeVFanNumber1
    @FGTeeVFanNumber1 Před rokem +80

    1:51 he said "Wait I'm Alone I Can Swear A SON OF A BIT-"

  • @ArtsyApple22
    @ArtsyApple22 Před 2 lety +7089

    3:19 I love how Mabel just casually says “haha blackmail.”

    • @dennisunderscore
      @dennisunderscore Před 2 lety +153

      🤨📸

    • @goldenboybenny7511
      @goldenboybenny7511 Před 2 lety +71

      To me it’s just one of the many incidents that causes me to not like Mable.

    • @aubsmataubs
      @aubsmataubs Před 2 lety +174

      @@goldenboybenny7511 I wish I had blackmail for you…

    • @goldenboybenny7511
      @goldenboybenny7511 Před 2 lety +26

      @@aubsmataubs if you did I wouldn’t care
      send whatever dirt on me you find to everyone you know in the end you would be the one who looks worse for trying to publicly ruin someones reputation just because they made a comment you didn’t like on CZcams about a fictional character.

    • @aubsmataubs
      @aubsmataubs Před 2 lety +136

      @@goldenboybenny7511 I’m going to politely ask you to chill. If you don’t like Mable, that’s fine! You don’t gotta go ballistic on me cause I replied a joke 🥶

  • @co11in__18
    @co11in__18 Před 2 lety +14464

    These aren’t all “adult,” per se… but they’re a PERFECT example of Gravity Falls humor :)

  • @mr1910sguy
    @mr1910sguy Před rokem +58

    "goodbye childhood"
    💀🗿

  • @Schwabi
    @Schwabi Před 9 měsíci +245

    "It´s like a crime scene in my mouth" (3:04) really got me

  • @wickedshadesproductions5254
    @wickedshadesproductions5254 Před 2 lety +5338

    Alex Hirsch battled Disney censorship during the production of Gravity Falls (he originally wanted to to be for ‘mature audiences’)
    Now the battle is being fought with Matt Braly and Dana Terrace

    • @QuestionMARK618
      @QuestionMARK618  Před 2 lety +1044

      I know, he wanted way more adult stuff in Gravity Falls and he also wanted more LGBT representation of characters but Disney refused. Alex Hirsch had many crazy ideas that would be amazing for an adult audience, he even wrote so many episodes that got rejected after being too Adultish, after reading this comment I feel like changing the description to something else.

    • @wickedshadesproductions5254
      @wickedshadesproductions5254 Před 2 lety +45

      @@QuestionMARK618 you can pin mine

    • @FlyingLine
      @FlyingLine Před 2 lety +348

      @@QuestionMARK618 This is one of the reasons why I'm really excited for his Netflix show, Alex said it'll have a little bit of Gravity Falls' flavour and it's made for a mature audience so there will be almost no censorship compared to this

    • @Kirokill1
      @Kirokill1 Před 2 lety +28

      @@FlyingLine What is the show called?

    • @FlyingLine
      @FlyingLine Před 2 lety +78

      @@Kirokill1Nothing about it has been revealed so far, that includes the name

  • @coyotix
    @coyotix Před 2 lety +17308

    this show is legendary. the fact that it has so many adult jokes and yet can still be labeled as a kids cartoon.
    ALSO THE FACT THAT MABEL LEARNED ABOUT SEX BEFORE DIPPER DID AND IS STILL ONE OF THE MOST INNOCENT CHARACTERS IN CARTOON HISTORY

    • @sophiegrey9576
      @sophiegrey9576 Před 2 lety +1311

      And the entire thing with Weirdmageddon. Enough to give a grown ass adult nightmares. Present company included.

    • @jangamecuber
      @jangamecuber Před 2 lety +392

      1 2 3... Short term memory

    • @L-sillybrained
      @L-sillybrained Před 2 lety +1035

      I don’t think Mabel is innocent, shes more childish

    • @bethanydavis9023
      @bethanydavis9023 Před 2 lety +676

      @@L-sillybrained yup, there's a difference, just like there's a difference between age and maturity.

    • @r.y5463
      @r.y5463 Před 2 lety +71

      Thx to grunkle stan that is

  • @cyberrex7071
    @cyberrex7071 Před rokem +186

    1:31 This actually got me laughing hard. Poor Dipper!😂🤣

    • @ootfan7882
      @ootfan7882 Před rokem +17

      Same. Mabel pulled a classic sibling move.

  • @urphakeandgey6308
    @urphakeandgey6308 Před rokem +31

    I was laughing my ass off to Mabel taking a shot of orange juice. It's so accurate down to the "cringe" face you make after throwing back cheap liquor.
    For a character that's known for wanting to prolong childhood, it's oddly _"mature"_ of her.

  • @kaylaberry2559
    @kaylaberry2559 Před 2 lety +31107

    I cracked up when I heard Soos say “there are a lot of stars out tonight 😏…”😂

  • @PuffyKat
    @PuffyKat Před 2 lety +5223

    The magazine in Stan’s treasure chest was called “fully dressed women tench coat Issue”

  • @blender-dq7yg
    @blender-dq7yg Před rokem +37

    3:43 breaking bad moment

  • @SparemintThe93rd
    @SparemintThe93rd Před rokem +44

    Honestly, 1:37 might just be my favorite joke in the Whole Show!

  • @straightnochaser1992
    @straightnochaser1992 Před 2 lety +8906

    The "it's funny because marriage is terrible" part caused both me and my godkids to break out laughing back when this was still on air. Best show Disney ever had.

  • @howdydoo9148
    @howdydoo9148 Před 2 lety +10797

    This show had way better writing than I remember

    • @rochellealansmithee7966
      @rochellealansmithee7966 Před 2 lety +401

      It was legit PG Rick and Morty. So good.

    • @Bruh-vd1pp
      @Bruh-vd1pp Před 2 lety +261

      just like fine wine, gets better with time

    • @lordpvt
      @lordpvt Před 2 lety +27

      @@Bruh-vd1pp true

    • @mr.iiconic
      @mr.iiconic Před 2 lety +177

      @@rochellealansmithee7966 I honestly think this is a far superior show to Rick and Morty. Just an opinion.

    • @doraeguyakaneddie6586
      @doraeguyakaneddie6586 Před 2 lety +30

      @@rochellealansmithee7966 The Humor is more similar to early Simpsons

  • @eusoueu5504
    @eusoueu5504 Před 10 měsíci +74

    "Its Like a crime scene in my mouth"
    Im dead 💀
    3:03

  • @Danielsheinkman
    @Danielsheinkman Před 3 měsíci +6

    Disney: we have censorship and your cartoon is rated 12+.
    Alex Hirsch: I don't give a fuck.

  • @adammyers7383
    @adammyers7383 Před 2 lety +18903

    It’s unbelievable how much this show got away with.

    • @cirrosm9149
      @cirrosm9149 Před 2 lety +287

      @@Libby_cas the end one was sus

    • @Edd829
      @Edd829 Před 2 lety +204

      Dude you should see star vs the forces of evil💀

    • @cirrosm9149
      @cirrosm9149 Před 2 lety +60

      @@Edd829 oh yes I remember we don't see but star sees Marco naked

    • @birodactyl_of_the_web
      @birodactyl_of_the_web Před 2 lety +134

      And yet disney didn’t allow any gay characters.

    • @birodactyl_of_the_web
      @birodactyl_of_the_web Před 2 lety +32

      @Paz yeah, let’s just hope that continues

  • @mfisrae
    @mfisrae Před 2 lety +4756

    “Ya can look, but ya can’t touch...”
    “Not as creepy as Dipper’s internet history”
    “Hey look Wendy in a bikini!”
    “I made this sculpture with my own two hands! It’s covered on my blood, sweat, and other fluids!”
    Mabel is cursed.

    • @ushsproject
      @ushsproject Před 2 lety +385

      Oh my god. As a child I only thought the other fluids was snot and possibly tears and spit. And now...

    • @You-ye4xb
      @You-ye4xb Před 2 lety +111

      heh blackmail

    • @gingermaniac5484
      @gingermaniac5484 Před 2 lety +213

      @@ushsproject that's still what she means, she's just a LIL kiddo, no way she'd...
      SHE MEANS SNOT AND SPIT OKAY??!?!?!?!?!!1!!?!1!?!
      SNOT
      AND
      SPIT

    • @You-ye4xb
      @You-ye4xb Před 2 lety +16

      @@gingermaniac5484 HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

    • @mrbigblox6646
      @mrbigblox6646 Před 2 lety +199

      @@ushsproject I think that’s a bit TOO adult of a joke for Mabel. I always assumed it was meant to be urine haha

  • @KingsVR-Edits
    @KingsVR-Edits Před 9 měsíci +20

    "Look, Wendy in a bikini!"
    -Mabel, 2013.

  • @batmanvsjoker7725
    @batmanvsjoker7725 Před 6 měsíci +15

    Love how Stan does a ton of morally questionable things but he refuses to swear around the kids lol

  • @arbusto9536
    @arbusto9536 Před 2 lety +8618

    Just another goofy episode filled with silly jokes for kids! :)

    • @zulius7707
      @zulius7707 Před 2 lety +47

      I love how no one’s replied on this and it has around 600 likes. It’s so weird. People have nothing to say? Why am I the only one?!

    • @Eden_9913
      @Eden_9913 Před 2 lety +16

      @@zulius7707 you’re not alone

    • @zulius7707
      @zulius7707 Před 2 lety +10

      @@Eden_9913 oh hello

    • @Eden_9913
      @Eden_9913 Před 2 lety +8

      @@zulius7707 hai

    • @zulius7707
      @zulius7707 Před 2 lety +8

      @@Eden_9913 I think this reply section is going to turn into a completely unrelated conversation lol

  • @chickenO_Owings
    @chickenO_Owings Před 2 lety +3909

    Abuelita:I would like to see you settled before I ascend to heaven and live with the angels
    Soos: And with Grandpa
    Abuelita: No he is not there

    • @otterwithadarkside4422
      @otterwithadarkside4422 Před 2 lety +176

      **looks at the ground**

    • @randoburr5201
      @randoburr5201 Před 2 lety +98

      Did she murder her own husband?

    • @Corvusripper343
      @Corvusripper343 Před 2 lety +129

      Plot twist: soos's grandpa is in hell helping the doom slayer, that's why he's not in heaven.

    • @ThePunchlineIsPorn
      @ThePunchlineIsPorn Před 2 lety +52

      @@Corvusripper343 Those demons aren't going to kill themselves

    • @shan3622
      @shan3622 Před 2 lety +27

      He’s at H-E double Hockey sticks

  • @MondyIndustriesIs_Bussin015

    These went right over my head as a child and now I realize that I am in utter shock that my parents let me watch this show 😅😂😂

  • @angeloftheaether6187
    @angeloftheaether6187 Před rokem +14

    The grandpa joke is my favorite line in the entire series. Hands down. I literally died laughing the first time I watched the show.

  • @briarmason8737
    @briarmason8737 Před 2 lety +7225

    "Sure are a lot of stars out tonight."
    "Well, this is getting weird!"
    It's even weirder since Soos basically sees Stan as a father figure, even wanting to be adopted by him.

  • @siravyaverageyoutuber5802
    @siravyaverageyoutuber5802 Před 2 lety +2052

    0:58 i can’t be the only one who thought they were about to get rick rolled

  • @FairyMochi-ls1od
    @FairyMochi-ls1od Před rokem +5

    The fact that there’s a line about nights controlling balls at weiner castle

  • @VoidPaul97
    @VoidPaul97 Před 2 měsíci +7

    2:26 It had me rolling on the floor!

  • @saurie7861
    @saurie7861 Před 2 lety +2151

    "Maybe if i cross my legs, no one will notice."
    -Dipper's thoughts, S2 E15

    • @underv3rse913
      @underv3rse913 Před 2 lety +75

      This is a joke?
      *thinking about all the fanfiction about Billdip*

    • @oliverafton1444
      @oliverafton1444 Před 2 lety +27

      Huh? I don't remember that.

    • @FlyingLine
      @FlyingLine Před 2 lety +193

      @@oliverafton1444 It's not said out loud, it just appears on a screen when Ford's mind reading device is showing what Dipper is thinking on a bunch of monitors

    • @oliverafton1444
      @oliverafton1444 Před 2 lety +17

      @@FlyingLine Ahh... well... why would dipper say that tho?

    • @FlyingLine
      @FlyingLine Před 2 lety +97

      @@oliverafton1444 It might a memory rather than something he's thinking at that moment

  • @complex2live
    @complex2live Před 2 lety +4693

    One joke you forgot was a moment from Into The Bunker where dipper and Wendy get trapped in a closest, they bump into each other and if you look at dippers eyes during that scene, you may find a joke

    • @QuestionMARK618
      @QuestionMARK618  Před 2 lety +729

      It Could've made the cut if I only have placed the deleted version from the storyboards.

    • @a.j.391
      @a.j.391 Před 2 lety +197

      I would have given you a like, but you know… funny number

    • @rosestarofroseclan8094
      @rosestarofroseclan8094 Před 2 lety +147

      @@QuestionMARK618 Oh they kept a little tidbit of the joke in the finished product.

    • @supersain2349
      @supersain2349 Před 2 lety +32

      which episode

    • @qasimkhan8939
      @qasimkhan8939 Před 2 lety +37

      What was in his eyes

  • @Joemamakahgo11
    @Joemamakahgo11 Před rokem +16

    0:59 a normal person 😀) 0:59 a blind person💀

  • @NotRandomGamer
    @NotRandomGamer Před rokem +62

    I get all of these jokes except this one 4:26

  • @blanked3
    @blanked3 Před 2 lety +3402

    "goodbye childhood" that hit me like a rock 😂

    • @2ac4_87ack
      @2ac4_87ack Před 2 lety +63

      Yeah, I felt so bad for Mabel, she SO didn't deserve that.

    • @user-nf1bz3sn4z
      @user-nf1bz3sn4z Před 2 lety +9

      I still dont know where babies come from

    • @2ac4_87ack
      @2ac4_87ack Před 2 lety +8

      @@user-nf1bz3sn4z How old are you?

    • @NightskySkyler
      @NightskySkyler Před 2 lety +4

      @@2ac4_87ack he was probably joking when he said he didn't know

    • @2ac4_87ack
      @2ac4_87ack Před 2 lety +2

      @@NightskySkyler You don't know that?

  • @LifewithDwson
    @LifewithDwson Před 2 lety +1782

    “he may be little but he has big plans” had me screaming and laughing

    • @ATAS18.
      @ATAS18. Před 3 měsíci +1

      1.6k likes but no replies? Let me fix that...

  • @CyrusShameli
    @CyrusShameli Před 2 měsíci +9

    "Sure are a lot of stars out tonight..." - Soos
    I literally died from laughter 😂

  • @_urlocaldumbdumb
    @_urlocaldumbdumb Před rokem +55

    0:24 when I was 7 and didn’t know what “gesture” it was but know I know its 🖕

  • @zytrux1627
    @zytrux1627 Před 2 lety +1484

    " *Wait, I'm alone! I can swear for real!
    ..... SON OF A-* "
    I love it

    • @danihamasaki
      @danihamasaki Před rokem +10

      in Latin Spanish it is much more censored, since it only says "miserable" (desgraciados in spanish).

    • @zytrux1627
      @zytrux1627 Před rokem +4

      @@danihamasaki as a guy from Latinamerica myself, I confirm that. And it's just not the same xd

    • @Mint_soda.
      @Mint_soda. Před rokem +6

      I was rewatching this show with my little sister and when i got to this part i muted the tv so my mom would not question what were we have watching, and also to protect my sister from swearing, in my dub (Brazilian portuguese) grunkle stan says "SEU FILHO DE UMA MÃE" that means you son of a Mother, sounds normal right, here in Brazil what stan said is just a minor way of saying YOU SON OF A B-, and what he said in the dub is technicaly a swear, so lets say he sweared here

    • @daniapfel9673
      @daniapfel9673 Před rokem +2

      @@Mint_soda. Very good

    • @angeloftheaether6187
      @angeloftheaether6187 Před rokem +5

      *SON OF A HOT AMERICAN PANCAKE!!!*

  • @kristyanrichtr8959
    @kristyanrichtr8959 Před 2 lety +896

    1:55
    To this day, I really like the fact that Stan watched himself to not swear for real in front of the kids, even if they're 12, nearly 13 already

    • @tvs26
      @tvs26 Před 2 lety +37

      Yeah they’ve heard those words a lot probably

    • @13thKingMu
      @13thKingMu Před rokem +43

      Both dipper and Mabel didn't want to hear it which means they already knew or heard about it at least once

    • @thenanterre_off
      @thenanterre_off Před 3 měsíci +5

      He litteraly said "Son of a-" 😂😂😂😂

    • @jastro.
      @jastro. Před 3 měsíci +4

      @@thenanterre_offbecause he thought he was alone, and that no one especially the kids would see it

    • @thenanterre_off
      @thenanterre_off Před 3 měsíci +2

      @@jastro. Yes, no false.

  • @Duck_Fan_Productions
    @Duck_Fan_Productions Před 5 měsíci +6

    "Dude you're laying on my bra" Gets me every time 😂

  • @that_one_guy8126
    @that_one_guy8126 Před rokem +32

    No one’s gonna talk about 3:04 ? Dont even remember her saying that but it’s frickin hilarious

    • @dedebenissan8596
      @dedebenissan8596 Před rokem

      I don’t get it

    • @icry516
      @icry516 Před rokem

      ​@@dedebenissan8596search men jizz

    • @Rediski
      @Rediski Před 11 měsíci +5

      @@dedebenissan8596well you better don’t 💀

    • @dedebenissan8596
      @dedebenissan8596 Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@Rediski I wanna know

    • @Rediski
      @Rediski Před 11 měsíci

      @@dedebenissan8596 okay.. she’s talking about that sort of crime when she can get some white fluid in her mouth

  • @LalitoTV
    @LalitoTV Před 2 lety +2416

    Some of these are not even "adult" jokes, they're just jokes that work due to good writing
    I think people underestimate what the standard is for kids shows honestly

    • @LHSMeleeClub
      @LHSMeleeClub Před 2 lety +59

      absolutely. for that reason the humor of Regular Show for example is better than Close Enough.

    • @hwelse
      @hwelse Před 2 lety +7

      I mean, one of them was literally an ADULT('S) joke, so I can appreciate the humor in that.

    • @Bodacious_Crustacious
      @Bodacious_Crustacious Před 2 lety +8

      Exactly why a lot of them "especially on Cartoon Network" suck, they lack creativity, imagination, proper writing, or any lessons that are good for children to learn. Teen Titans Go is the prime example of a terrible kids show while Gravity Falls is the prime example of a great kids show.

    • @floydgamez3894
      @floydgamez3894 Před 2 lety +3

      @@Bodacious_Crustacious i mean they made 1 good show with lots of humor, which is the amazing world of gumball

    • @Bodacious_Crustacious
      @Bodacious_Crustacious Před 2 lety

      @@floydgamez3894 Kinda went down hill for me but opinions are valid, and I won't deny there were phenomenal shows on there in the past.

  • @BORgerSoYumny
    @BORgerSoYumny Před 2 lety +7779

    "this room is creepy"
    "Not as creepy as Dipper's Internet history"
    THAT WAS HILARIOUS 🤣
    Edit: thanks for the 4k likes

    • @popstsaka
      @popstsaka Před 2 lety +65

      So here is a good question?What is in Dipper internet history?

    • @finger1079
      @finger1079 Před 2 lety +116

      @@popstsaka a lot of pictures of redheads
      -Bill Cipher

    • @ConeManRBLX
      @ConeManRBLX Před 2 lety +31

      @@popstsaka guess we’ll never know.

    • @NO1Elisekinnie
      @NO1Elisekinnie Před 2 lety +52

      @@popstsaka How to change my nickname “ -bill cipher and “how to erase memory’s of a dance with a sheep costume”

    • @MovieFan1912
      @MovieFan1912 Před 2 lety +8

      @@popstsaka Do you really want to know?

  • @Tea_Queen13
    @Tea_Queen13 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Okay, the fact that Grunkle Stan wouldn't swear in front of Meb and Dip is really cute! Also, him explaining "The birds and the bees" to Dipper without trying to get out of the situation proves that he is an amazing and iconic Grunkle 😂

  • @devilskrill2333
    @devilskrill2333 Před 2 lety +972

    4:12 the dog is actually saying in reverse “must distrust gruncle”

    • @arimars9565
      @arimars9565 Před 2 lety +105

      Huh. That’s not foreboding or seems like foreshadowing

    • @minix07
      @minix07 Před 2 lety +13

      @@arimars9565 yup

    • @ithurtswhenipee4526
      @ithurtswhenipee4526 Před 2 lety +11

      @@arimars9565 it was in s1 cause he had the big machine thing

    • @supersayianfuturetrunks2236
      @supersayianfuturetrunks2236 Před 2 lety +6

      As foreshadowing that sounds it's kind of true cuz you can hear it closely whenever he says it

    • @thevioletbee5879
      @thevioletbee5879 Před 2 lety +3

      You could basically hear whatever in that scene if you put your mind do it.

  • @Ray-su2oc
    @Ray-su2oc Před 2 lety +771

    I remember watching Gravity Falls when I was in elementary school, and my grandma was in the room with me. She asked me, “Are you sure this is a kids show?” And I said yeah cause I didn’t understand what she meant at the time, but after rewatching this show almost a decade later, I can definitely see why she was questioning it. 😂

  • @bobateastreams4536
    @bobateastreams4536 Před 7 měsíci +2

    BROOO the “it’s a crime scene in ma mouth” SHOCKED me that flew right over my head as a kid

  • @qyasar8046
    @qyasar8046 Před rokem +9

    "This show is really funny with lots of jokes that go right over kids heads!"
    -Grunkle Stan

    • @T-Dawg75
      @T-Dawg75 Před 2 měsíci

      Oddly enough, i thought of Shrek before…the show itself.

  • @cringenamehere3920
    @cringenamehere3920 Před 2 lety +797

    "I would like to see you settled, before I ascend into Heaven and live with the angels"
    "And with Grandpa"
    "He's. . not there"
    My favorite adult joke in this show tbh

    • @wingedwolf9568
      @wingedwolf9568 Před 2 lety +14

      What’s it mean? He’s in hell?

    • @cringenamehere3920
      @cringenamehere3920 Před 2 lety +32

      @@wingedwolf9568 yes

    • @Real69406
      @Real69406 Před rokem

      @@cringenamehere3920 😨💀

    • @TheDisturbingPanda
      @TheDisturbingPanda Před rokem +23

      How is it an adult joke tho? I'm pretty sure I understand it, I just don't know how it's supposed to be for adults

    • @UnkownUnkown01
      @UnkownUnkown01 Před rokem +7

      @@cringenamehere3920 oh god that was the joke? I thought it was A LOT darker than that

  • @micaann7974
    @micaann7974 Před 2 lety +2532

    2:38- 2:45 I laughed so hard 😂
    Stan: “Let it rip!”
    Soos: “Oh no *a letter rip*”
    Stan: “What the H?” - What the heck?
    😂😂😂

    • @morganv7895
      @morganv7895 Před 2 lety +118

      He was trying to say “What the hell” lmao

    • @MovieFan1912
      @MovieFan1912 Před 2 lety +40

      (Letter H falls on Stan)

    • @KofiBanwell8
      @KofiBanwell8 Před 2 lety +51

      Also they dropped the hard 'R'

    • @MovieFan1912
      @MovieFan1912 Před 2 lety +29

      @@KofiBanwell8 “It’s heaven’s punishment for our terrible taste in everything!”

    • @jonny45k44
      @jonny45k44 Před 2 lety +5

      That part is where I broke out laughing

  • @bongg_
    @bongg_ Před 10 měsíci +7

    you put that one part at 4:20 i’m dead 💀

  • @Flotasco
    @Flotasco Před 8 měsíci +6

    In some way, Grunkle Stan smuggling pugs across the border is way worse than if it were illegal substances. The pugs being smuggled implies that people across the border are forbidden to own / restricted from owning them. The most likely reason for that would be, that the government doesn't want untrustworthy people to own pets / pugs. So Grunkle Stan most likely enabled shady people to obtain pugs, so who knows what they will do to them? Neglect them? Abandon them? Mistreat them? Eat them?
    Stan is still truely not what he seems.

  • @lordbelou7279
    @lordbelou7279 Před 2 lety +2186

    "It's like a crime scene in my mouth"
    That's probably the most "adult" jokes of them all
    Wendy's kinda the naughty type it seems

    • @2ac4_87ack
      @2ac4_87ack Před 2 lety +115

      Yeah, that girl knows how to do it. >:D

    • @4shir_jr698
      @4shir_jr698 Před 2 lety +61

      I don't get that one, please explain

    • @isidorskogberg03
      @isidorskogberg03 Před 2 lety +508

      @@4shir_jr698 Blacklights are used when investigating crime scenes, semen stains are very visible under blacklight

    • @4shir_jr698
      @4shir_jr698 Před 2 lety +305

      @@isidorskogberg03 oh, okay. That joke was -deeper- dipper than I thought, lol

    • @nekowolf9422
      @nekowolf9422 Před 2 lety +38

      Then cut to dipper saying he hates well putting his head back down with liquid all over his mouth

  • @rhea3838
    @rhea3838 Před 2 lety +817

    We all need to acknowledge the fact that THIS SHOW IS ABSOLUTE GOLD

  • @axe-tq2wn
    @axe-tq2wn Před rokem +5

    YOUR HEAD IS ON BACKWARDS

  • @Crestalus
    @Crestalus Před 10 měsíci +4

    3:00 “Shaky, Scratchy!”
    What he shaking 🤨

  • @tumkut
    @tumkut Před 2 lety +410

    *I died when mabbel says*
    *"not as creepy as Dipper's internet history, HEYOO!!"* 🤣🤣

    • @DARKMK-lj4bx
      @DARKMK-lj4bx Před 11 měsíci +3

      His history on CZcams his first thing is gacha h-

    • @candiicane9386
      @candiicane9386 Před 10 měsíci +2

      @@DARKMK-lj4bxSTOPP 😭😭😭IM DYING

    • @Wott248
      @Wott248 Před 8 měsíci

      ​@@DARKMK-lj4bxgacha what

    • @bushguy6339
      @bushguy6339 Před 7 měsíci +1

      ​@@Wott248gacha how to make a dog

    • @Wott248
      @Wott248 Před 7 měsíci

      @@bushguy6339 oh ok

  • @NoReplyAsset
    @NoReplyAsset Před rokem +218

    2:08 "ah, you're at that creepy age where you spy on girls." 😂😂

  • @whytho000
    @whytho000 Před rokem +7

    Disney let Alex get away with wayyy more things then he should've been allowed to get away with

  • @LunarEclipse775
    @LunarEclipse775 Před 2 měsíci +2

    “goodbye childhood” 😂😂😂

  • @FaeFactor
    @FaeFactor Před 2 lety +671

    Also I know this is well known by almost all the fans at this point, but at 4:12 the dog is telling Mabel "don't trust grunkle" backwards. Things like that blew my mind when I watched it.

    • @nicholasho1595
      @nicholasho1595 Před 2 lety +79

      I wonder if that means that grunkle stan was originally set to be an antagonist, since that episode was really early on.

    • @ElmKyh
      @ElmKyh Před 2 lety +22

      @@nicholasho1595 the dog said "must destruct grunkle"

    • @ayo.2022
      @ayo.2022 Před 2 lety +28

      Same energy as "Stan is not what he seems"

    • @foiletta1987
      @foiletta1987 Před 2 lety +10

      @@nicholasho1595 no it foreshadows the machine he made

    • @addieartist982
      @addieartist982 Před 2 lety +6

      @Cristofer Andrade I think there's a hint about the vending machine at the end of episode 1

  • @xXZookeeper11
    @xXZookeeper11 Před 2 lety +539

    “It’s like a crime scene in my mouth” I just got that one after years damn

    • @hassanabdullah2425
      @hassanabdullah2425 Před 2 lety +7

      Can you explain i dont understand

    • @laughsingay
      @laughsingay Před 2 lety +9

      I'm trying so hard to figure out what that means but I can't-

    • @paulstephens2861
      @paulstephens2861 Před 2 lety +169

      @@laughsingay it's a blacklight. Blacklights are able to see things that weren't fully cleaned from something, like blood or... Semen.

    • @laughsingay
      @laughsingay Před 2 lety +10

      @@paulstephens2861 Ohhhhhhhhh thank you XD

    • @MegaGermanShepherds
      @MegaGermanShepherds Před 2 lety +2

      I still don’t get it.

  • @Mikeymilne1510
    @Mikeymilne1510 Před 3 měsíci +4

    “He may be small but he has big plans”😏

  • @yumegami1394
    @yumegami1394 Před 10 měsíci +4

    "There's nothing creepier than Internet History", damn she knows

  • @Nicox-cw6zu
    @Nicox-cw6zu Před 2 lety +326

    The fully clothed women magazine had me rolling

    • @gickles8830
      @gickles8830 Před 2 lety +3

      No we need to talk about that!!

    • @cradica
      @cradica Před 2 lety

      and this is a "TV-14" version czcams.com/video/F1wiSFML5rM/video.html

  • @franciscobrosproduction8083
    @franciscobrosproduction8083 Před 2 lety +323

    Dipper: I Hate this *Gargles* I Hate this
    Mabel: (Takes a picture with her camera) Ha BlackMail

  • @jaywasikameliaw
    @jaywasikameliaw Před rokem +5

    "Wait I'm Alone,I can swear!Son of a-"

  • @timmy_zaming
    @timmy_zaming Před rokem +6

    the funniest part was the car scene and dippers search history

    • @legolassoslab5233
      @legolassoslab5233 Před rokem +2

      My favorite is the puppies illegal black market one and yeah dipper’s internet history 😂😂

  • @nihilsnake4017
    @nihilsnake4017 Před 2 lety +267

    “Look! Wendy in a bikini!” “Really?! At night?” Dipper is a man of culture

  • @iwillpersonallyfindyou
    @iwillpersonallyfindyou Před 2 lety +310

    '' he may be little but he has '' big '' plans.. '' I CANT RN LMAO THE FACT I UNDERSTOOD IT

  • @Asahamana
    @Asahamana Před 11 měsíci +3

    You know I just realized something about The joke about Dippers internet history: its only creepy since he is googling about ghouls and ghosts 😄

  • @cannedbread9214
    @cannedbread9214 Před 2 lety +612

    2:07 This scene still gives me so much second hand embarrassment 😭

  • @twojuiceman
    @twojuiceman Před 2 lety +153

    4:02
    In the commentary for this episode, Alex says that after the gnome-cop says "my cut" Grenda was supposed to say "serve and protect, huh?" And then the gnome-cop says " hey in this forest you gotta serve yourself"