Apparently, the Big Henry scene was written out by Matt Braly. And then Matt Braly went on to create Amphibia!... Having seen Amphibia, I can totally see the relation!
No, the “what’s the one thing I told you not to do tonight!?” “Raise the dead.” “AND WHAT DO YOU DO!?” “Raise the dead.” is by far the best part from the zombi episode
I think the best is when Stan sends the kids up the attic then fights the zombies and says something like: the only wrinkling monster that harasses my family is ME!
Nah, I'll have to side with the original line unless there is some cultural context I'm missing. The original English line makes more sense for Gideon's character as a spoiled business mogul.
@@pitchou8910 The absurdly rabid response to the knowledge of just the character's *name* when the fandom was between seasons, along with the complete nothing he turned out to be in the actual episode, will never fail to amuse me.
“And here we have rock that looks like a face rock, the rock that looks like a face.” “Does it look like a rock?” “No it looks like a face” “Is it a face?” “ITS A ROCK THAT LOOKS LIKE A FACE >:(“ pure perfection.
actually Disney wanted more seasons of Gravity Falls but the creator Alex Hirsch said he didn't want to go any farther because he felt the story was done, unlike The Owl House which despite immense popularity was rushed and cancelled by Disney for no apparent reason.
@@kaysrandomchannel4618actually, Star Vs wasn’t rushed for its ending. Daron Nefcy wrote this ending when she got her fourth season, since she knew that this was probably a good season to end things. Her ending was just super flawed 😅
The best scene from the season 2 was always to me when Stan punches the zombies and we get this genuinely badass scene from him, as well us finding out that he’s always known about the stuff in the town. The stakes of the show just go up.
I just finished TOH S1, and King is further proof of this. He's my personal favorite, and also the funniest one by far, which probably explains why he's my favorite.
@@duduamrosh yea I failed to say that I just meant alll siblings fight in one way or another there ain’t no way they didn’t fight at least once if they actually siblings
@@duduamrosh i think he’s referring to the witch-hunts in the 1500s and 1600s where people would burn you at the steak if they thought you were a witch
I love the last one where Ford straight up flashes a *_GUN._* I mean sure it's a magnet gun and he probably won't actually use it, but the bus driver doesn't know that lmfao
My favorite from the Fight Fighters episode will always be "Now I must fight the most powerful fight fighters! Take me to the SOVIET-UNION!" "That's gonna be a problem... for a number of reasons"
The northwest mansion ghost episode is a difficult one to choose a best moment... the one here is good, but I also love "can I pay you to pretend that never happened?" The freezing dipper into wood foreshadowed by the shapeshifter... there are others....
I remember the first time I watched the scene with Stan's balloon I literally had to pause it because I spent the next hour laughing hysterically. Then I went to youtube after watching the episode and watched that scene again multiple times. I was laughing my ass off for weeks lol
I CAN BUY AND SELL YOU OLD MAN is still my favorite stand alone line in the series. I like other ones more for going "another silly episode filled with funny jokes for kids" but Gideon is just so funny
I love the difference between the two brothers that really gets highlighted in the last clip. Sure, Stan is willing to punch a bus driver for his niece. And oh, Ford is just straight up prepared to shoot a man if Mabel can't keep her pig
I feel it's more their similarities that are highlighted in this clip: that they are both capable of a lot to protect their family, including threatening an innocent bus driver XD Their different weapon of choice is only a minor difference compared to that.
I'd argue that the best moment of Northwest Manor Mystery is the ghost emerging from the fireplace, but this show has so many great moments it really doesn't matter.
@@peric0540 yeah, I don't remember something important there. But, in that time, before the whole Bill thing, it was just to enjoy. So It's normal that there wasn't a lot of important things, I think.
@@someinternetdude8959 Guy:does it look like a rook? Stan:no it looks like a face! Guy:oh then it looks like your mama's face. I wonder what would Stan would say after that.
@@someinternetdude8959 My favorite and best one is when Mabel told Dipper that they needed to do trick or treating as they were getting older before they waste their childhood. Which means that she is more mature than Dipper. This is my opinion.
@@CrownofMischief I find Mabel a kind-hearted and caring sister to Dipper despite teasing him and never meant to hurt his feelings. Right? (To reply to me, touch the three dots next to the reply/comment and select reply then automatically writes @ next to my account and start writing)
@@duduamrosh yeah, for some reason my tablet changes the username for every other reply I make into regular text. Not sure why it does that, but I'm not typing out your whole username on purpose
For the pool episode, I would have put the part where Stan goes “burn the child, yes, burn the child” And for the secret lab one with the transforming creature, when Mabel says “not as creepy as dippers internet history”
Mabel once said to Pacifica "you, you, walking one-dimensional bleached blonde Valley Girl stereotype!" season 2 episode 3 at 5 minutes and 12 seconds. It was crazy at the time.
“Before I go to heaven with the angels” “And with grandpa!” “No. He is not there.” That’s my favorite quote in the series I can’t believe it didn’t make it in 😂
Big Henry will be remembered
Apparently, the Big Henry scene was written out by Matt Braly. And then Matt Braly went on to create Amphibia!... Having seen Amphibia, I can totally see the relation!
By who?
“Go home, Polly” 😭
@@devinhull5461 GASP
Yes
No, the “what’s the one thing I told you not to do tonight!?” “Raise the dead.” “AND WHAT DO YOU DO!?” “Raise the dead.” is by far the best part from the zombi episode
Mabel honestly looks so adorable in this part.
She acts like a mother 🤣
Not the singing part? 😂
@@echoblackkatva why not both 😂❤
@@NeenaLee-kk2le Agreed 🤣
I think the best is when Stan sends the kids up the attic then fights the zombies and says something like: the only wrinkling monster that harasses my family is ME!
The Gideon threatening his father is funnier in Latin Spanish dub because he says "I can sell you to the zoo"
Since his father is huge and fat like an elephant.
Ehh
Lol
Nah, I'll have to side with the original line unless there is some cultural context I'm missing. The original English line makes more sense for Gideon's character as a spoiled business mogul.
They’d put bud in the elephant section
Stans ex wife joke is so funny, it could break any marriage or shipping curse single-handedly.
i don’t get it, can you explain the joke 😭
@@grace2714
"but her aim is getting better" implies that she failed to hit Stan with a weapon, so she "missed" Stan.
Shipping curse eh? Hmm...
*cough* Eda *cough*
@@harmonetheanimationaddict4419 correct lego eda
The minor’s definitely deserved that sticker. Rip Henry 😤✊🏻
Yeah God rests his soul
Yeah, Big Henry was literally willing to die for it, I think you gotta award them for their dedication at that point.
Not to be that guy but… I do believe it’s Miners Not Minors
@@christhe2dprotogen511 didnt get the joke💀
@@totkfan miners means people who mine and minors means people who are underage 💀
I can’t believe the Soos “I ate a man alive tonight” didn’t make it in the summerween episode
I wish I’d thought of that
For me it's the deadpan way he says it and then Stan looks at him with a blank stare
The "Tad Strange" pun was funny enough on its own, but having Cecil Baldwin voice him was pure perfection.
Cecil Palmer would fit right in with the other Gravity Falls characters to be honest, and they could use a radio station
I hope you've heard Alex Hirsch talk about the... complications, of casting him. ;)
@@dipperjc Are you talking about the fan theories that popped up or smth else? :0
@@pitchou8910 The absurdly rabid response to the knowledge of just the character's *name* when the fandom was between seasons, along with the complete nothing he turned out to be in the actual episode, will never fail to amuse me.
And the actual Cecil hates bread xD
Oddly enough, Tad Strange being normal makes him even more strange.
FINALLY!!! Someone else mentions it!! I thought I was the only one.
I thought that's the joke?
Yes. That's the joke.
McBain be like: Dat’s de Joke.
Yes, that's the next sentence
“And here we have rock that looks like a face rock, the rock that looks like a face.”
“Does it look like a rock?”
“No it looks like a face”
“Is it a face?”
“ITS A ROCK THAT LOOKS LIKE A FACE >:(“ pure perfection.
Guy : Maybe the rock looks like your mama's face, Mr Pines.
FOR THE FIFTH TIME ITS NOT AN ACTUAL FACE!!!
@@baker_Othman Then it looks like Stan's mama's face
@@adhamahmed97 FOR THE SECOND TIME ITS NOT MY MAMAS ACTUAL FACE >:(
@@baker_Othman Really?
Maybe it does look like her face. 🤔
I love how the balloon scene has such needlessly fantastic cinematography for like 3 seconds
the slowly descending balloon got me 🤣
where season 3s budget went:
I still miss this show, BUT MY AIM IS GETTING BETTER
MY AIM IS GETTING BETTER
You see, it's funny because Disney is terrible
That's funny. Hi from Russia
actually Disney wanted more seasons of Gravity Falls but the creator Alex Hirsch said he didn't want to go any farther because he felt the story was done, unlike The Owl House which despite immense popularity was rushed and cancelled by Disney for no apparent reason.
@@joshsawesomeroom7631 yes apparent reason, china=homophobic disney=homophobic. Disney+China=Friends owl house=very gay so…..
@@joshsawesomeroom7631Yeah. The finale was kinda rushed, but thankfully wasn't as rushed as Star Vs. the Forces of Evil's finale.
@@kaysrandomchannel4618actually, Star Vs wasn’t rushed for its ending. Daron Nefcy wrote this ending when she got her fourth season, since she knew that this was probably a good season to end things. Her ending was just super flawed 😅
The best scene from the season 2 was always to me when Stan punches the zombies and we get this genuinely badass scene from him, as well us finding out that he’s always known about the stuff in the town. The stakes of the show just go up.
Yes. That's when you realise season 2 is gonna up the ante compared to season 1.
"Prepare to die again"
Definitely. SE02 E01 is the best episode of Gravity Falls, IMHO.
@@Claymann71that title goes to not what he seems, it’s not even close
The fact that most of these have at least one character voiced by Alex just shows how he is the king of DTVA comedy.
I just finished TOH S1, and King is further proof of this. He's my personal favorite, and also the funniest one by far, which probably explains why he's my favorite.
@@samt3412 Not to mention all of Hooty's lines. That's Alex too.
@@legobrick3115 I didn't mention Hooty because he's so minor that his jokes don't usually shine like King's
Just wait until the end of season 2 when Hooty carries the plot on his majestic long body
@@samt3412did you just call the titular character as minor?
it's honestly shocking that nobody was traumatised by literally seeing someone die on screen due to chemical gas leak. Big henry deserved better
I was, I skipped that episode a bunch because I couldn't bear it, I always cried when that scene came up.
I watched that episode when i was a kid and i cried lol
What I really love this show is Dipper and Mabel.
They are both good siblings with healthy relationship.
Then they aren’t siblings you can’t be siblings without the side effects of having them
@@1nkognito303 What are you trying to say?
@@duduamrosh yea I failed to say that I just meant alll siblings fight in one way or another there ain’t no way they didn’t fight at least once if they actually siblings
@@1nkognito303 True they mock each other but they love each other deeply.
Dipper is a good brother and Mabel is a good sister.
Right?
@@duduamrosh oh yea for sure they still love each other but they like t9 mess with each other sometimes but it’s not out a hate or anything
“And yes, I am a witch”
“WELP TIME TO ROUND UP THE MOB” 😭
So the farmer was gonna burn Mabel alive?
@@duduamrosh i think he’s referring to the witch-hunts in the 1500s and 1600s where people would burn you at the steak if they thought you were a witch
@@vetomo6 He does realize that they are in 2012 not in the 16 or 17 century, doesn't he?!!
@@duduamrosh i hope
I love the last one where Ford straight up flashes a *_GUN._*
I mean sure it's a magnet gun and he probably won't actually use it, but the bus driver doesn't know that lmfao
Forget that, Stan straight-up has real, uncensored knucle dusters. How did Disney allowed that but wouldn't allow spin the bottle?
Probably some stupid reason saying spin the bottle is gambling
The gun he flashes in the last one looks nothing like the magnet gun. It really seems like it was an actual gun of some form.
@@RadiantSharaShaymin remember, violence is ok but anything REMOTELY sexual isnt!! (sarcasm)
I haven't actually seen the finale, so seeing Ford just pull up _strapped_ made me burst out laughing
My favorite from the Fight Fighters episode will always be "Now I must fight the most powerful fight fighters! Take me to the SOVIET-UNION!" "That's gonna be a problem... for a number of reasons"
F this show
"SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO!" Is the peak of the episode
@@Yourbloodissweetwah wah wah crybaby
@@OrtegaSauce Hide in Mabel’s underwear if you are tired of my comments/replies
@@Yourbloodissweet pissy pants crybaby
“Who is it!? HAVE YOU COME TO STEAL MY EYES!?!?”
Is Uncle Stanford’s best line and my favorite moment in that episode 😂
There is nothing about this that I understand
J.K. Simmons is always a win
"YOUR MATH IS NO MATCH FOR MY GUN, YOU IDIOT!"
The northwest mansion ghost episode is a difficult one to choose a best moment... the one here is good, but I also love "can I pay you to pretend that never happened?" The freezing dipper into wood foreshadowed by the shapeshifter... there are others....
I love all the subtle foreshadowing in the show.
_ANCIENT BLOOD AND BLACKENED SKIES, THE FOREST DARK SHALL ONCE MORE RISE._
The foreshadowing actually also fits for bill because that is what he'd look like if he was turned to stone
That's the problem with gravity falls... every moment is a best moment
One of the best episode. Every single frame in that episode is perfect. Pacifica's redemption arc, the chemistry between dipper and pacifica ....
Notice how his trophy just says football winning trophy
Bill Cypher is on the -12 dollar bill. I love that I’m still being impressed by this show so many years later.
but bill cipher is on the normal dollar bill
Maybe that's why he's like "reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, BUY GOLD"...
"HOT BELGIAN WAFFLES! Wait, I'm alone, I can swear for real!" *_deep inhale_* "SON OF A--"
I love Dipper's brutal honesty
I loved the balloon scene even to now. Hysterical
“I eat kids?” But we’re kids.
It’s god’s punishment for our terrible choice in everything
Edit: heaven
@@amybenns6619 I used to laugh hard at it but now......
I don't laugh at it anymore 😭😭😭
What the H?!?
Finally a character in a show I can relate to😊
I loved how Amphibia referenced it, “No I will not clown face you >:(“
finally someone who acknowledges the sheer comedic timing of that one line in 2x2
which one?
@@halisternator"Good luck sleeping tonight"
@@itsjoesantos9553 thank you!
8:51
"Let 'er rip"
"Oh no! A letter ripped!"
"What the H?" _*Gets crushed by a giant H *_
This is comedic genius
My favourite moment from the big Mabel episode at the end was Dippy Fresh saying flip a dip dip and then dipper’s reaction 😂
Yeah😂
I still see she is a good sister to Dipper.
Dippyfresh: "Your hats on backwards!"
Dipper: "Your HEAD is on backwards!"
*Proceeds to break his freaking neck*
“I hate him so 🤜🏼💥 much🤜🏼💥”
@@anahernandez9469 tbh
Dippy Fresh is no different than fake Wendy or fake soos's dad.
Mabel is a good sister to Dipper.
My favorite line of the show is and always will be "The Tax collector, You found me!" followed by Stan throwing a smoke bomb and decking it
"I can buy and sell you, old man!"
"Fair enough."
I never noticed the paper Dippers were slightly less saturated than real Dipper. There’s something new every time with this show!
Paper jam dipper is even more saturated I think.
Stan and Ford threatening the bus driver to let Mabel keep the pig is just so wholesomely funny 😂
26 seconds, will you close this? How is your life been since?
I'd argue that Mabel learning about puberty trumps dipper being bitten by the wolf
What are you trying to say?
"Goodbye Childhood"
I remember the first time I watched the scene with Stan's balloon I literally had to pause it because I spent the next hour laughing hysterically. Then I went to youtube after watching the episode and watched that scene again multiple times. I was laughing my ass off for weeks lol
I CAN BUY AND SELL YOU OLD MAN is still my favorite stand alone line in the series. I like other ones more for going "another silly episode filled with funny jokes for kids" but Gideon is just so funny
Interesting fact: in an outtake, Dipper literally snaps “Dippyfresh”’s neck
Deserved. It's deserved. (I had a dream with a fresh version of bill cipher. That's all I remember.)
I love the difference between the two brothers that really gets highlighted in the last clip. Sure, Stan is willing to punch a bus driver for his niece. And oh, Ford is just straight up prepared to shoot a man if Mabel can't keep her pig
I feel it's more their similarities that are highlighted in this clip: that they are both capable of a lot to protect their family, including threatening an innocent bus driver XD
Their different weapon of choice is only a minor difference compared to that.
@@leovk5779 One is smart, the other is happy to jab your face with his fist... with brass knuckles.
Ok so can we talk about how "Dippy Fresh" looks exactly like one of the kids from the 90s "Burger King Kids Club"?
Idk
I have never watched that burger King commercial.
"MY EX WIFE STILL MISSES ME, BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN' BETTER!"
-Stan
Her aim is getting better!
Her aim is getting better!
You see it’s, it’s funny because marriage is terrible
@@KWBR1123 Did Stan say "my ex husband still misses me......" or "my ex wife still misses me....."? 🤔🤔🤔
@@duduamrosh Ex wife
9:19 is literally the funniest shit I’ve seen in my life
I'd argue that the best moment of Northwest Manor Mystery is the ghost emerging from the fireplace, but this show has so many great moments it really doesn't matter.
I agree, but I feel like in this video we are given the best comedic moment in each episode rather than the best or most epic moments.
@@leovk5779 Fair enough.
@leovk5779 if we were given the literal best moments from each episode, Mabel trusting Stan and Stan punching Bill in the face would both be here.
Ancient sins.... ANCIENT SINS!!
10:52 That's a whole new way of saying that the credits are better than the episode itself.
tbf, that episode is just filler
@@peric0540 yeah, I don't remember something important there. But, in that time, before the whole Bill thing, it was just to enjoy. So It's normal that there wasn't a lot of important things, I think.
To be fair the whole episode was just about dipper trying to get over wendy
-Wow this is worthless
-It is less than worthless
😂😂😂
I like how every scene makes the iPhone turning off sound.
Nah, the best part of the time travel episode was “When there’s no cops around, anything’s legal!”
Rest in peace, big henry. He was a hero and a legend to all who knew him, You will be missed
6:11 this is some real good foreshadowing. Definitely one of my favorite points of that episode!
One of those things we never wanted but needed
Forgot how perfect the comedic timing was in this show
Rest in peace big Henry, rest in peace 😔
9:58 nah the best part of this is “WHO ARE YOU? HAVE YOU COME TO STEAL MY EYES?!?!” -Stanford Filbrick Pines 1982
Indeed
R.I.P. Big Henry, shout out to their family.
What about the “I’m number seven!” Number seven: “THATS NOT ME THATS NOT ME!”
fr i love that scene
"_Guys, we said we wouldn't turn on each other!
_We all knew we were lying..."
“ *Its better this way for paper jam dipper* “ the saddest death in the show
9:11 for our terrible taste in everything 😂😂
*ONWARDS, AOSHIMA!!*
The future is in the past
Mabel on a drug trip bill: laughing uncontrollably
I ain't ruining 69 likes.
I CAN BUY AND SELL YOU OLD MAN!
Fair enough
@@someinternetdude8959
Guy:does it look like a rook?
Stan:no it looks like a face!
Guy:oh then it looks like your mama's face.
I wonder what would Stan would say after that.
the best part of summerween wasn't the calendar thing, it was garney
"I ate a man alive tonight."
"Remember meeee!"
"I've been twaumatized!"
10:30
That's all I'm gonna say here about Gravity Falls
5:15 best joke in the series. Hands down
What the joke?
@@saifxali1 it’s in the clip mate
Bro the way Mabel and Dipper were paralized-
The fact the Gideon is played by Flapjack still makes me laugh so hard😂
Nah the best part of the mermando episode was when dipper was giving mouth to mouth but realized he could’ve pushed him into the water
Nah, it's "YES, YES! BURN THE CHILD!"
Stan: *Pulls out brass knuckles.*
Ford: *Reveals revolver.*
There’s like a billion better moments to choose for Summerween.
You’re probably right honestly
@@someinternetdude8959 My favorite and best one is when Mabel told Dipper that they needed to do trick or treating as they were getting older before they waste their childhood.
Which means that she is more mature than Dipper.
This is my opinion.
@dudu & amrosh 8900 my vote is the kid popping out of the candy monster saying "I've been traumatized"
@@CrownofMischief I find Mabel a kind-hearted and caring sister to Dipper despite teasing him and never meant to hurt his feelings.
Right?
(To reply to me, touch the three dots next to the reply/comment and select reply then automatically writes @ next to my account and start writing)
@@duduamrosh yeah, for some reason my tablet changes the username for every other reply I make into regular text. Not sure why it does that, but I'm not typing out your whole username on purpose
The door slam at 9:37 was perfectly cut
I love how there are so many better parts of all these episodes but this dude specifically chose the strangest ones
Big henry was such a messed-up scene. Legit the only thing that upset me watching a kids show lol
The most daunting ending a single cartoon can offer, pulling a gun at a bus driver because of pig
This is so valid omg
But an alt for one would be
"Its not like i stay up at night thinking about her"
"Uh oh"
0:21 OMG I FINALLY GOT THE JOKE AFTER SO MANY YEARS OH MY GOD
Me too
She throws rocks or other projectile's at him😂 but she misses him
I think he's talking about a gun
Mr.@@Mericandad
@@aubreypotter96
I think he is talking about the magic from Eda
Minecraft CZcamsrs when they see a 14 year old: 8:32
😂😂😂😂
"THIS DREAM GOES NOWHERE TOBY!!!!!"
the iphone closing sound at the end of every clip really does it for me
0:41 feels like a skit from asdfmovie
Very interesting compilation. A lot of episodes where it’s hard to pick, and some that you just know it’s true.
That scene of the Stans threatening the bus driver in the finale had me crying laughing. I mean, I was already crying, but that moment was perfect.😂
The best moment of Sock Opera was when Bill was in Dipper's body and started causing pain to himself
Tbh I feel like the best part of that mermaid episode I forgot the name of was the “Haha, yes! Burn the Child!” Part 😂
never noticed untill now that the hillbily is missing part of a finger
2:19 "Well time to round up the mob" SIR THAT IS A CHILD AND ITS PAST THE OLD TIMES
3:21 i wouldve picked "i ate a man alive tonight"
I'll be honest, your profile picture makes this gold
Just Madeline's casual expression
@@RadiantSharaShayminyup
Dude Gravity Falls was me and my brother’s CHILDHOOD! 💕
And what is the best clip in the show? We all know it's Paper Jam Dipper
@Happy Magolor Yeah it is funny because Marriage is terrible
Counterpoint: BIG HENRY
He was a real G
@@duduamrosh damnnnnn
@@owenaspinall2046This is the only right answer.
For the pool episode, I would have put the part where Stan goes “burn the child, yes, burn the child”
And for the secret lab one with the transforming creature, when Mabel says “not as creepy as dippers internet history”
2:10 Millons of memes
Thanks, I needed this 😂
You’re welcome
@@someinternetdude8959 Yeah the video is really good.
It deserves more views.
Mabel once said to Pacifica "you, you, walking one-dimensional bleached blonde Valley Girl stereotype!"
season 2 episode 3 at 5 minutes and 12 seconds.
It was crazy at the time.
10:14 I quote this every day
Also 3:04 its hilarious how Stan is like trying his best to help gideon
5:37 This was probably one of the inspirations for The Owl House.🤔🦉
"You can't undo who you are" is just sooo intense 4 no reason xxdd
4:39 why does this look like a Family guy clip 💀💀💀
10:50 this moment could not be more Stan 😂
RIP Big Henry. Gone... But never forgotten...
Big Henry is the best gravity falls character
No. Tad Strange is.
Bill is coming for both of you.
The subtitles at 5:56 are killing me XD
"Can I eat you brains? *Gay or nay* "
Then “I’m seeing some *gay* faces here”
0:39 The way he says "Dagnabbit!" is so funny, for some reason.🤣
“Before I go to heaven with the angels”
“And with grandpa!”
“No. He is not there.”
That’s my favorite quote in the series I can’t believe it didn’t make it in 😂
Owl Trowel is such an underrated joke, it genuinely caught me off guard
I would like to change the society of the blind eye to Mcgucket absorbing the shots from the memory gun
Oh yes I’m sure they will redo this video with that one spot that you want in it and upload it soon!
@@misterodfox I know it was poorly worded, I never expected them to change it, meant to say that was the better moment IMO
12:46 is anyone going to mention the fact that Stanford was literally about to shoot a driver just to let waddles in?
Yeah
What is your point?
Yeah thats a important way of thinking everyone would do the same
You mess with waddles, to basically just dug your own grave
Gruntled Stan has brass knuckles
Yep. This is America