Finding Your Dad’s Porn - Anthony Jeselnik

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  • čas přidán 19. 07. 2019
  • Anthony Jeselnik describes chatting with a former priest over drinks and remembers the day he found his father’s porn in the attic. (Contains strong language.)
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  • @jameshowlett2164
    @jameshowlett2164 Před 5 lety +3601

    You always expect a dark/edgy turn from an Anthony Jeselnik joke, but when it does, it's almost never the way you expected it to be.

    • @taylorlibby7642
      @taylorlibby7642 Před 5 lety +29

      Honestly he reminds me of what would happen if "The Far Side" was an actual person instead of a comic strip.

    • @taylorlibby7642
      @taylorlibby7642 Před 5 lety +19

      @Jay Rock Jinx I think it's passe unless you can pull it off as well as Jeselnik. The greats always hide how much work and effort it takes to seem effortless.

    • @taylorlibby7642
      @taylorlibby7642 Před 5 lety +10

      @Jay Rock Jinx Good point. Jimmy Carr is flat-out hilarious, quick on his feet, and smart as a whip.

    • @McCandlessMike45
      @McCandlessMike45 Před 5 lety +9

      I love his style. He is so old school but with a twist

    • @TheBiggerDavo
      @TheBiggerDavo Před 5 lety +5

      He did that formula 4 times here so you know its coming

  • @somehipsterr2898
    @somehipsterr2898 Před 5 lety +1128

    His delivery makes me feel like I’m watching a TED Talk but it makes it funnier

    • @ashantinyongo7632
      @ashantinyongo7632 Před 3 lety +3

      How bout an onion talk?
      czcams.com/video/XQcNYb3DydA/video.html

    • @jonolmsted7592
      @jonolmsted7592 Před 3 lety +12

      His delivery is honestly why I fell in love with his stand-up

  • @harlemdeni
    @harlemdeni Před 5 lety +1660

    This dude is like a rabbit hole of dark humor. GREAT SET.

  • @sleepyidiot2010
    @sleepyidiot2010 Před 4 lety +788

    1:44 “My grandfather turns 100 years old next month... maybe”
    **pans to old guy in audience**

  • @Ex0dus111
    @Ex0dus111 Před 5 lety +871

    What I Love about Jeselnek is that it's not really about the evil, it's about telling surprising punchlines. He has the amazing ability of making it very clear when a punchline is coming, but still surprising you with it every single time.
    The "evil persona" is merely a natural companion to that, adding shock value to the existing surprise value.

  • @MrRoombastic
    @MrRoombastic Před 5 lety +1048

    This is the most authoritarian stand up ive seen. He didnt laugh, or change emotions. His jokes were so good he just stared with dominance as the crowd laugh.

    • @demers6178
      @demers6178 Před 4 lety +13

      Mr. Roombastic *authoritarian :)

    • @MrRoombastic
      @MrRoombastic Před 4 lety +14

      @@demers6178 let me fix that. Thanks comrade

    • @CaleSchmitz
      @CaleSchmitz Před 4 lety +3

      It makes me wonder if he's high as balls on psychedelics.

    • @DannyMarschall
      @DannyMarschall Před 4 lety +2

      That’s what he does.

    • @vhandarsh51
      @vhandarsh51 Před 3 lety

      @@CaleSchmitz Like Mitch Hedberg ??

  • @hof8231
    @hof8231 Před 4 lety +3540

    I found my dad's old hidden porn collection when we were cleaning out his attic. Really vintage stuff. I'm glad I found it though, I had forgotten how blonde my hair used to be.

    • @fattdamon1980
      @fattdamon1980 Před 4 lety +312

      That's fucked up but funny as hell

    • @frenchfry9156
      @frenchfry9156 Před 4 lety +86

      Bruh 😂

    • @rminitials
      @rminitials Před 4 lety +38

      hof8231 lmfao nooooo

    • @laithzalatimo1140
      @laithzalatimo1140 Před 4 lety +221

      That’s a jeselnick joke right there

    • @SoggyMoppenheimer
      @SoggyMoppenheimer Před 4 lety +72

      Would have been a lil better with "I forgot how pretty my little sister was when we were kids."
      An awesome joke, nonetheless. Just a lil more twisted with the little sis angle. Just a thought.

  • @brentcrude8565
    @brentcrude8565 Před 4 lety +145

    When it comes to misdirection, very few comedians could hold a candle to Jeselnik. He's the boss.

    • @kingdingaling8709
      @kingdingaling8709 Před 2 lety +1

      Stewart lee is the ultimate comedian for misdirection and surrealism. Never see another comedian to his level.

  • @Canoncurt
    @Canoncurt Před 5 lety +408

    The Grandma joke was top 5

  • @jesusdamian1874
    @jesusdamian1874 Před 4 lety +74

    I love his slow delivery, it lets the darkness of the jokes hit hard in my opinion.

  • @Rhaphidophile
    @Rhaphidophile Před 4 lety +206

    Man all his "left turn" jokes are unexpected. Like I know they're coming and I know we're turning left, but I could never tell what I'll see once we make that turn.
    Also his humor is *dark* and _EPIC_
    LOVE IT!!

  • @elliesings9508
    @elliesings9508 Před 5 lety +66

    "...he was a really cool guy. If you could forget about..." Hilarious 😂😂

  • @demers6178
    @demers6178 Před 4 lety +206

    “I still have birthday parties... Now I’m just careful what I wish for”

    • @manaskalita7537
      @manaskalita7537 Před 2 lety

      the wicked smile that he had with that statement...implying that he is now somewhat fucked up...

  • @nimakarimi3815
    @nimakarimi3815 Před 5 lety +171

    he just took dark humor to another level!

    • @augusts1
      @augusts1 Před 5 lety +1

      He took it to another level a long time ago lol.

  • @jimscobie6646
    @jimscobie6646 Před 4 lety +90

    Not many comedians really make me laugh out loud. I still laugh at jokes of his I have already heard.

  • @ChristianPauchet
    @ChristianPauchet Před 4 lety +23

    Finally a comedian that almost caters my kind of humor... his deliveries are perfect. Great guy!

  • @khaifrench3323
    @khaifrench3323 Před 3 lety +11

    The I dont want a divorce anymore joke is probably the most family friendly joke jeselnik has told

  • @griffingates9391
    @griffingates9391 Před 4 lety +43

    His misdirection of the audience towards the punchline is brilliant.

  • @thelawaroundhere3603
    @thelawaroundhere3603 Před 5 lety +105

    The deadpan delivery would be enough. But when you add in the facial prompts ike the leading smiles and raised eyebrows, its safe to say that Jeselnik is a true master of his craft. Lets just all stop and thank him for not picking up the Yinzer accent. He would sound dumber than hell if he sounded like Myron Cope or The Pittsburgh Dad.

  • @danielflipsvegas1949
    @danielflipsvegas1949 Před 5 lety +72

    This guy is a professional. He doesn’t go out there spewing life experience or viewpoints and instead he works on writing thoughtful jokes. Kinda dark but that’s the point, they are jokes

    • @goodjuju9204
      @goodjuju9204 Před 3 lety

      💯

    • @ferise1
      @ferise1 Před 2 lety

      You’re a genius easily impressed

    • @auranos9504
      @auranos9504 Před rokem

      That is the reason why I can't watch Dave Chapelle's new stuff.

  • @VanVaper
    @VanVaper Před 4 lety +7

    His humor is like old school one liners with a dark sadistic twist. I have to admit that he is on fire in the comedy world.

  • @theclockster
    @theclockster Před 5 lety +28

    Yeah, he's one of the best, got the material and the delivery.

  • @humbertocarneiro07
    @humbertocarneiro07 Před 3 lety +2

    Definetely my "new" favourite comedian! So many dark jokes and what a control!!! Amazing

  • @michaellusk2856
    @michaellusk2856 Před 4 lety +9

    This guy is beyond funny. He is a whole new level.

  • @shannonmia7148
    @shannonmia7148 Před 5 lety +38

    This guy reminds me of the character Jeff Winger from Community lol

  • @whiistlingwinds
    @whiistlingwinds Před 5 lety +148

    Why does he look like (sounds lile him too) John Mulaney and Timothy Olyphant if they had a child

    • @demers6178
      @demers6178 Před 4 lety +2

      Whiistling Winds spot on

    • @CaleSchmitz
      @CaleSchmitz Před 4 lety

      Everybody wants to be a comedian, but the comment section of CZcams isn't the best place to get your act started. It's just the best fit for you, probably. That's a good one.

    • @vianeyboruel504
      @vianeyboruel504 Před 4 lety

      Yesss

    • @rawx485
      @rawx485 Před 4 lety +1

      Olyphant I get, but Mulaney... I don't see it.

    • @rachelladue1572
      @rachelladue1572 Před 4 lety

      he looks just like timothy olyphant and it honestly confuses me.

  • @DryMyTears
    @DryMyTears Před 2 lety +2

    Just discovered this guy on Netflix, and good grace am I not disappointed. What a legend.

  • @MrPainkiller616
    @MrPainkiller616 Před 4 lety +19

    Whether you like his material or not, you have to admit he is really good at misdirection and timing.

  • @brosephstalin2805
    @brosephstalin2805 Před 5 lety +8

    The guy clapping on the balcony is his uncle cracking up because his sister Anthony's mom, the butt of the joke.

  • @IggyZardable
    @IggyZardable Před 4 lety +5

    „I dont want a divorce anymore“ dude you legend

  • @JustinThomas-qt9hv
    @JustinThomas-qt9hv Před 4 lety +4

    His delivery is legendary.

  • @ariesmeta8299
    @ariesmeta8299 Před 2 lety +2

    The fact that he has a straight face during the jokes makes it even funnier because maybe hes being foreal😂

  • @pablo_x_11
    @pablo_x_11 Před 4 lety +2

    I love his use of misdirection for some of his punchlines

  • @bryno96
    @bryno96 Před 4 lety +8

    This is a very young, somehow more expressive, and somehow slightly faster taking Anthony Jeselnik than I knew at first

  • @Allcity323
    @Allcity323 Před 4 lety +2

    His plot twists are amazing 😂😂 you think the joke going this way then it takes a 180 and catches yu off guard.. this guy is hilarious

  • @Gotejjeken
    @Gotejjeken Před 5 lety +49

    Didn't know Dexter was a comic

  • @jupitired777
    @jupitired777 Před 5 lety +4

    I was not expecting that twist during the priest joke

  • @sgtbaker2072
    @sgtbaker2072 Před 4 lety

    One of the best.

  • @PurpJones
    @PurpJones Před 3 lety +2

    The priest joke is fucking golden

  • @khunigan
    @khunigan Před 5 lety +1

    One of the best @ dark comedy

  • @flex_piper
    @flex_piper Před 4 lety +13

    *Anthony Jeselnik:* The act of showing the light in the darkness.
    - Webster's Dictionary.

  • @Du3Lality
    @Du3Lality Před 4 lety +6

    His Eric Clapton joke is fucking epic!! Love this dude!

  • @ronlussari
    @ronlussari Před 5 lety +26

    I can't believe I never heard of him. He's awesome!

    • @meshuggahlad7
      @meshuggahlad7 Před 4 lety +2

      Holy shit, it's Jared the Subway guy! I bet you get that shit a lot

  • @Deadpool-kb5yo
    @Deadpool-kb5yo Před 5 lety +16

    Love the dark humour. Any other comedians like him?

  • @tukaichoudhury6165
    @tukaichoudhury6165 Před 3 lety +1

    He has become my favorite stand up comedian of all time

  • @Caribbean_King
    @Caribbean_King Před 5 lety +4

    The princess Diana JK was next level 😂😂😂😂

    • @doctordoom02
      @doctordoom02 Před 4 lety

      I can't get the final part. Could you write it or explain the joke to me, please? He says "most of them she..." and then I lose it

  • @TwiSteDx0x
    @TwiSteDx0x Před 4 lety +2

    Man this is suprisingly really funny

  • @hypnoticskull6342
    @hypnoticskull6342 Před 5 lety +7

    Best comedian ever!!!!

  • @brianazmy3156
    @brianazmy3156 Před rokem

    The man is a genius in his work. He also a phenomenal podcast guest who is extremely knowledgeable.

  • @sidharthwarrier9001
    @sidharthwarrier9001 Před 5 lety +106

    This guy is just too funny for other human beings .

  • @Ottocide
    @Ottocide Před 5 lety

    This was fucking great! I love his style, that last minute twist kills me every fucking time lmfao. I did see the drunk dad beating his sister's line coming tho, I was quite proud of myself.
    One thing I'm learning from following this stand up channel is that there are a fucking ton of hilarious people out in the world

  • @blainetanner5531
    @blainetanner5531 Před 4 lety +1

    One of the greats

  • @kryptoblade501
    @kryptoblade501 Před 5 lety +3

    1:19 had me dying lmao

  • @lalorSatya
    @lalorSatya Před 4 lety

    "...either way he was a great dad." this is just gold

  • @jupitershanty
    @jupitershanty Před 2 lety

    Anthony Jeselnik is a dope comic. His jokes are way before they're time...said no one ever.

  • @slampiecedirtylove
    @slampiecedirtylove Před 4 lety +1

    I haven't seen a better young comic in a long time - knocking on 50.

  • @ndowroccus4168
    @ndowroccus4168 Před rokem

    He’s so fun to watch….even the jokes I chuckle at, are some of my favorite deliveries.

  • @aikidoisthebombyeah
    @aikidoisthebombyeah Před 3 lety +2

    just discovered this guy... he's really funny!!!

  • @SpecialBeam
    @SpecialBeam Před 5 lety +1

    2:01 This joke about his grandma was so fucking corny. But I love it lmaoooooo.

  • @evieraotacon
    @evieraotacon Před rokem

    Unexpected ruthlessness at it's best. Anthony is the man

  • @agustdamndaniel6944
    @agustdamndaniel6944 Před 4 lety +2

    this is the best type of dark humor

  • @Rotoprism
    @Rotoprism Před 3 lety +1

    2:17 I love how he is already breaking before he even finishes the joke

    • @pazzodi3
      @pazzodi3 Před 3 lety +2

      No he's not breaking, he's smiling like he's mental, at that moment he's talking about the death screwing him up a little bit.. so he's playing into the character he's creating.

    • @manaskalita7537
      @manaskalita7537 Před 3 lety +1

      @@pazzodi3 thank god... i felt that i was d only one who saw that observation..
      tiny details like this makes jeselnik great

  • @blankton9792
    @blankton9792 Před 4 lety +19

    Pretty sure he's actually Anakin Skywalker

  • @tommyaudio
    @tommyaudio Před 4 lety +5

    this guy is the master of surprise 👏😂

  • @pippa_peg
    @pippa_peg Před 4 lety +3

    2:18
    You know how when some people smile it's a nice feeling
    Yeah......you don't get that with Jeselnik
    Whenever he smiles it's more like "What's gonna come out of his mouth now!"

  • @BitcoinerPhilippines
    @BitcoinerPhilippines Před 2 lety

    My favorite Jeselnik bit.

  • @jamesdubeck4920
    @jamesdubeck4920 Před 3 lety

    One of the best doing it right now.
    👏👏👏 props to Anthony for not changing his act up for ppl. U either love it like me or despise him....
    Either way, he doesnt care 😂

  • @samhandwich1326
    @samhandwich1326 Před 4 lety

    This guy’s comedic strategy is less little jokes but telling a story and then telling a big funny joke.

  • @katsterling2226
    @katsterling2226 Před 4 lety +3

    Insane!🤣🤣🤣🤣My Dark Side Chuckles insanely!😈😜🤣🤣🤣

  • @kevinm9
    @kevinm9 Před 3 lety

    King of the one-liners

  • @experimentaltvextv6538
    @experimentaltvextv6538 Před 4 lety +2

    My first exposure to this guy. He is hilarious.

  • @7sev7en7
    @7sev7en7 Před 4 lety +6

    That was a great divorce joke!

  • @JeffRey-hs5yy
    @JeffRey-hs5yy Před 5 lety +1

    Love that first joke .

  • @nocapfacts9330
    @nocapfacts9330 Před 3 lety

    He's so slow when he talk that we could actually imagine and he's 100 x times better 😂😂🙏

  • @OrisStories
    @OrisStories Před 5 lety +70

    This guy is ridiculously attractive

    • @muraddiab6393
      @muraddiab6393 Před 4 lety +6

      His twitter bio is a quote from the New York Times’ review of his special talking about his good looks.

    • @LonelyCinderella123
      @LonelyCinderella123 Před 4 lety +12

      Its a combination of the good looks and cockiness.

  • @bernardbrown8569
    @bernardbrown8569 Před 2 lety

    This man probably the best in dark comedy

  • @justingies
    @justingies Před 2 lety

    So underrated.

  • @therecreationalguru7323
    @therecreationalguru7323 Před 4 lety +2

    I once found my older brothers Pamela Anderson playboy dvd. I used to have to wait till no one was at home to watch it lol this kids will never understand

  • @EmoEmu
    @EmoEmu Před 4 lety +1

    Damn I love this guy.

  • @macq1
    @macq1 Před 3 lety +1

    He is so good. Misdirection at it's best.

  • @ramsesreinas6707
    @ramsesreinas6707 Před 3 lety

    This dude’s dark humor got me ☠️☠️☠️

  • @skaapu
    @skaapu Před 3 lety

    The fucking timing is stellar 👌

  • @ThaiGui27
    @ThaiGui27 Před 4 lety

    That first joke is fucking amazing.

  • @jaycannon2099
    @jaycannon2099 Před 2 lety +1

    Great comic to test if someone has a good sense of humor (date night etc.) or just someone you should avoid at all costs. Great set.

  • @buttersstotch2014
    @buttersstotch2014 Před 4 lety +3

    This is one dude that looks twice as good with a beard

  • @DakTirCue
    @DakTirCue Před 4 lety

    I like this guy. very original.. I like Joe Mackie as well.. both of them dark... but in totally different, very funny ways.

  • @mohammedimohammed4294

    This kid is very good
    Finally therapeutic humor

  • @Trustee-of-The-Most-High
    @Trustee-of-The-Most-High Před 3 lety +1

    Anthony join the "Its always sunny in Philadelphia" cast, you would be perfect 🤣

  • @jayduke8554
    @jayduke8554 Před 2 lety

    He’s awesome

  • @dennam5207
    @dennam5207 Před 4 lety +1

    He’s too good man

  • @DDOP1609
    @DDOP1609 Před 4 lety +2

    He is just the best... He is Jimmy Carr American version !!!

  • @3v068
    @3v068 Před 4 lety +2

    people are complaining about dave chappelle and im sitting here like "heheheheheheheheheheheheheh. you havent seen anthony jeselnik yet have you. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH"

  • @bmwforlife6951
    @bmwforlife6951 Před 5 měsíci

    If American Psycho makes a sequel, I want Anthony to play the protagonist. He doesn't need acting. Just being himself.

  • @onlywhenprovoked
    @onlywhenprovoked Před 3 lety

    After the first two jokes I'm expecting every punch line to be the unexpected twist.

  • @785jrtasanG
    @785jrtasanG Před 2 lety

    master of timing

  • @c.jarmstrong3111
    @c.jarmstrong3111 Před 4 lety

    Supreme comedic timing

  • @deadlead3002
    @deadlead3002 Před 5 lety +20

    ANAKIN??!! IS THAT YOU??

  • @caine5000
    @caine5000 Před 3 lety

    🤣his jokes are unpredictable

  • @uberdonkey9721
    @uberdonkey9721 Před 7 měsíci

    Man, he writes some great original stuff

  • @lance_wavy
    @lance_wavy Před 3 lety

    A master!