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"She's allergic to the beat. She smells like feet. The crocodile of wall street? Bitch you're lucky if your the lizard of monopoly. Because your money's fake cuz you can't rap on the beat" It's not the best
@@Bionicbutter43 how about "She allergic to the beat. she smell like feet. Croc of wall street? Delete her fucking deets. Her man in my sheets, feelin on my n f teets. Crypto bitch on the street, Karen Phonin' with elites."
why's her obsession with silver? like why not gold in one of those instances... wouldn't gold on my fingers / boots on my feet ... sound atleast slightly better, just like syllable-wise?
and the way she says it makes it sounds like a kindergarden song oof "silver on my fingers" - wiggle fingers "boots on my feet!" - stomp on the ground "yay!" - all the kids cheer bc they did a good job
As someone with a masters degree in music I want to do a complete analysis of this. Not because it has value, but because it seems to be specifically engineered to have as little value as possible.
If you go and do a thorough break down of each and every flaw in the song I promise you I will watch the full video. I will assume it will be about 3 hours.
Some of these people who claim to rich aren't actually, it's just the value of the bitcoins they own, and instead of cashing out, don't get me wrong I'm against crypto and nft, but these coin only have monetary value
It wouldnt even be that hard, to spruce up most of the ideas either, like instead of coming out of left field and saying "crocodile of wall street" she could've said "the alpha of wall street" and its at least a semi play on words.
you know what there's almost a sylvia plath-esque disjointedness to her lyricism that is admirable. perhaps it cleverly hints at an inner turmoil except no of course it doesn't what the fuck is this
'Fuck your message at the beep' is actually kind of a power move of a phrase, and I can't believe she took that opportunity away from someone with a better flow.
watching her rap feels like i stumbled upon security footage of her alone in her apartment rapping terribly that no soul was ever supposed to hear. yet, it is unfortunately available for anyone to see.
But, like, we should at least be PAID for the fact that it’s publicly available. What if a CHILD stumble upon it?? And decides to become a BlueFace Crypto Rapper??? And WHAT of the medical bills for our ears?
I love how NOT on beat she is. It almost sounds like it's on purpose. Also love how even when Jarvis was repeating after her to make fun of the lyrics he had more sense of rhythm
She stole $5 billion and it's not even her biggest crime against humanity. Also, I love how "boots on my feet" is a flex? Like not "designer boots", just "boots".
I'm pretty sure the "boots on my feet" part is meant to mean she does the work/is self made. Like pick yourself up by your bootstraps. The song is also called "Versace Bedouin" and the Bedouins are nomadic so maybe she just likes to walk a LOT. I tell myself that because otherwise I have absolutely no idea why the song is called that and, yes, I'm grasping at straws.
Yeah, it makes me feel like she is doing it on purpose. But it is so bad and confusing it has to be sincere right? Like if she is intentionally bad as a joke it still doesn’t work because none of the jokes make sense.
I haven't heard a lot of people remark on this: she's so *devoid of confidence* in the entire performance of this song/video (the first music video). She dances and raps really half-heartedly, like she realized how unconvincing and cringy this was as she was filming it, but didn't want to bother trying to make it any better. She could at least be EARNESTLY bad at rapping. She looks like one of the [few] high school drama kids who's afraid of seeming too enthusiastic about the role, so they don't commit to it (and just keep getting cast because they're conventionally attractive or rich or whatever). 7:35 edit: ok, this song too.
I agree ... I didn't feel like she took this song seriously, almost like it was a parody. But turns out she did all this unironically, and so it does just seem like she has no confident.
"I don't fuck with no bros. Unless they're gay. Gays don't count. They're exempt." I would like to say that, as a gay, I do not want to be exempt. Please leave us out of whatever mess this is.
You’re definitely NOT EXEMPT.....she’s just too dumb to recognize what’s good in life. And it’s not being “an entrepreneur” in the context she’s spouting. Kinda pathetic. You’re never exempt - don’t believe the terrible rap. ;)
Her ability to stay off beat and still rap in complete monotone is incredible. (Edit: I’m happy to have started an argument over the meaning of monotone in the replies, but to clarify; it is strange that she raps with little inflection and still stays off beat. But I will concede that she uses some form of intonation when “singing.”)
The Husband already looks like he doesn't matter much in any conversation. He looks like a stock-photo. Idk what it is, but he looks like an AI tried to create the most average looking guy
It's not even that she's a bad rapper. It's that she sounds like someone who has never heard a rap song, trying to make a rap song based on the description by a person who has heard one (1) rap song. Edit: for those confused, my point was that she is so bad that she can't even be described as a rapper. In order to be a bad rapper, you need to be rapping. There are words coming out of her mouth and there is a beat. That's where the similarities end.
@JayLeeBeanz I agree that it feels like a PowerPoint but more in the way that there was probably passion there, but it was amateurly expressed and the motivation to do it didn’t out weigh the inconveniences of committing much
Jarvis talking through the different verses feels like in English class where you were given a vague poem and told to annotate it with your classmates and you just had to do your best
@@kingosnake7158 “as you can probably already tell it takes so much time and effort to come up with something as great as “that’s an awfully hot coffee pot” in this line he describes a pot of coffee this could be taken as a metaphor for society, the heat could represent society and he is talking about how much he doesn’t want to interact with it, this is a think piece about a straight white man rejecting society and social norms, true bravery, tear jerking even”
You ever have to sit through a white person reading of MLK's I have a Dream speech while sitting in an auditorium in Iowa? That's this flow. I am a monotone person, this... this is the "and that's hip hop" dance choreography lady trying to tell me this is hip hop. I'm a mixed woman from the midwest. This... this hurts. Macklemore is more sincere in his rap than this.
say what you will about macklemore, you can tell he's having fun when he does his weird little music. i didn't get the feeling this woman was enjoying herself, was feeling fulfilled, was entirely clear on why she was doing this, knew what the words she wrote meant, was confident there was an audience for this, etc. she's lost in it.
“The rap video of the woman who was just arrested as part of an alleged husband-wife scheme that laundered $3.6 billion in crypto.” Every word in that sentence takes it up another notch when it already started at an 11.
"Silver on my hands and boots on my feet" Yes Heather, boots typically go on your feet. And if you're a gator- (Crocodile, perhaps,) then they go on your forelimbs and hindlimbs.
I really hope the "GOOOOOOHHHHHLD!" audio never goes away. Ik things get repetitive and boring for the creators themselves but that audio makes me smile everytime and I say it out loud with the video lmao.
I loved when this story came out and so many people were like “this is crazy who would have thought these lame people would get this much crypto” like…this is exactly what every crypto bro is like lol
Her calling herself the Versace Bedouin even though she’s Turkish American is like an Irish American calling themselves a Gucci Sicilian. It’s so off that it illustrates her total lack of knowledge of Middle Eastern ethnography.
When she talked about being a croc/gator and wearing boots I just immediately thought of crocodiles and alligators being at war and like... wearing each other's skin as boots.
That was not music That was the embodiment of a 30 y/o mum trying to be cool. I swear even deaf people could stay on the beat. I honestly think she's scared of basic rhythm.
As someone who lives in NYC... my gawd, it hurts to see her walking our streets. Like, go to Florida. Please. We do not want you at the Wall Street 2/3 station.
Her music video feels like something someone like Brian David Gilbert would release on their channel with no warning, and if it still sounded like this instead of being a genuine bop, then you'd go, "oh, it sounds like that because he knows how to make music, therefore he also knows how to make music bad on purpose to be funny." But if this is sincere...I think I'm still actually impressed. I don't know how she's managed this. Kinda obsessed. Edit: left out a word.
Ok, as someone who _does_ know how to make music, it's _really_ hard to make something intentionally bad. There's no accounting for taste and, many times, an artist will make something they think is absolute trash and then it becomes a _smash_ hit. Hell, the most popular (I mean, we're talking relatively, here, obviously nothing I've produced could be considered popular, in general) song I ever did was a shitty pop song I threw together as a bet that I could write a pop song in under 5 minutes. It wasn't _supposed_ to be good, but the majority of people who hear it like it _more_ than my other stuff. "Song 2" by Blur, "Cum On Feel the Noize" by Quiet Riot, "Loser" by Beck, "Fight for Your Right" by the Beastie Boys, all joke songs that were meant to be bad, but people unironically loved them.
@@RabblesTheBinxI gotta agree I kinda love Versace Bedouin. Like objectively it's horrible. So bad. Awful. But like there's just enough pieces of good shit in it and I can't stop thinking about the way they mingle with the Not Good Bits
this whole thing is super bizarre, heathers a family friend of one of my best friends. according to my friends dad (who was her fourth grade teacher) she's "incredibly smart and accomplished but still feels the need to exaggerate her accomplishments to make herself sound more impressive than she already is" (i.e. being able to speak 3 languages but telling herself she speaks 6) and this whole situation is "disappointing but not super surprising"
Aye, I used to be that kid too. 'cept I grew out of it over time. Sounds like she could do with some therapy and self esteem help way more than the NFT stuff tbh. I don't mean that in a mean way, everyone needs therapy imo, but like, I go to therapy and have for like 5-6 years now, and god that shit helped my self esteem a lot, which is usually were that kind of need to over-exaggerate and make yourself seem cooler seems to stem from ime, but idk.
As soon as she said synesthesia, and especially with that "it's a social commentary" comment at the end, this was the vibe I got. Like a person who is actually completely interesting on their own who just continues to make up shit about themselves for no reason and ends up being endlessly annoying to talk to because of it.
Man, I want some actually good rapper to use the backing track there on the first rap. It has so much potential. Remove her atrocious attempts at rap, the backtrack sounds absolutely fire.
Her ability to stay on beat is so non-existent it might as well be an NFT
Atleast nfts are supported by SOMETHING. This woman's rythm is an IMAGINARY FRIEND
@@nukiradio They ain't even imaginary friends mate they're complete strangers
@Lala begone bot.
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i am right clicking her rap
she feels the type of girl to be like "omg dont have a crush on me" when her friend comes out as lesbian
💀 I'm dead fr
DUDE LMFAO
When jarvis is singing the 'bad bitch' verse he's already more on beat than she is. Her ability to be off beat is honestly impressive
you can not be more off beat on PURPOSE if you know anything about music, because it will literally hurt
It gets "better" when you go on Genius and you realize she made her own annotations for the lyrics
Thats just sad 💀
she is absolutely ALLERGIC to the beat
The worst part is the bars are kinda creative if she had more talent, flow and any knowledge of rap at all 💀
"She's allergic to the beat. She smells like feet. The crocodile of wall street? Bitch you're lucky if your the lizard of monopoly. Because your money's fake cuz you can't rap on the beat"
It's not the best
@@Bionicbutter43 you should’ve been paid to ghostwrite
@@Bionicbutter43 how about "She allergic to the beat. she smell like feet. Croc of wall street? Delete her fucking deets. Her man in my sheets, feelin on my n f teets. Crypto bitch on the street, Karen Phonin' with elites."
@@stardoogalaxie9314 Yo
That goes hard
“You’re annoying like a vag itch” is unironically so funny
Yeah this song is awful, but "I'm a bad bitch, you're annoying like a vag itch" is a really good line.
I laughed so hard at the absurdity of that line I couldn’t breathe
Taken on its own that could be a good and genuinely funny line in a well-written, tongue-in-cheek music video.
That with the “make me a sam-itch” line took me the fuck out
i need tbe time stamp 😩😩😩
quite literally a despicable me villain
Omgg
No despicable me villains are not awful
I feel like I'm a teenager and my math teacher is rapping about fractions
She really put the lines "silver on my fingers" and "I shit silver" in the same song and didn't think twice about it
why's her obsession with silver? like why not gold in one of those instances... wouldn't
gold on my fingers / boots on my feet ... sound atleast slightly better, just like syllable-wise?
Or worse, she did think about it
I could be wrong, but is silver one of those words that rhymes with nearly nothing? like orange or purple. why would you put that in your song haha
I like to imagine she's drinking colloidal silver, and one day she'll turn blue like a smurf.
@@Eli-mn5cq nah silver rhymes with a lot
I love how often she says 'boots on my feet' as if owning shoes is a flex
And owning that premium silver. Cuz all the rappers like silver…right? Big chunky silver necklace ? This bitch got it all.
Got me my silver and boots!!! I'm a bad bitch
Hmmm. What will let the smelly poors know I am financially well off? Aha! Boots!
@@jmarshal As far as precious metals go, silver is dirt cheap.
and the way she says it makes it sounds like a kindergarden song oof
"silver on my fingers" - wiggle fingers
"boots on my feet!" - stomp on the ground
"yay!" - all the kids cheer bc they did a good job
As someone with a masters degree in music I want to do a complete analysis of this. Not because it has value, but because it seems to be specifically engineered to have as little value as possible.
"How Bad Music Can Make As Much Money As Possible: A Case Study In RazzledKhan's Discography"
If you go and do a thorough break down of each and every flaw in the song I promise you I will watch the full video. I will assume it will be about 3 hours.
the lack of energy is really what does it for me, go girl give us nothing
Givingbit her all in a lazy ironic way that makes it perfectly hollow
If she's so rich, she shoulda paid a ghost writer.
Guess she isn't a smart slacker like she thought
LOL this is great
and a ghost rapper lmao
Some of these people who claim to rich aren't actually, it's just the value of the bitcoins they own, and instead of cashing out, don't get me wrong I'm against crypto and nft, but these coin only have monetary value
It wouldnt even be that hard, to spruce up most of the ideas either, like instead of coming out of left field and saying "crocodile of wall street" she could've said "the alpha of wall street" and its at least a semi play on words.
Everything she sings sounds like she's forgotten the words and is trying desperately to remember
🤐🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sammitch and vag itch were my favourite ridiculous lyrics
yes since she was fifTEN
@@ggiufa7289 fifTAYN
no she has forgotten words in general
She seems like she made "being quirky" her entire personality in middle school and held onto it with a death grip because it got her attention.
you know what there's almost a sylvia plath-esque disjointedness to her lyricism that is admirable. perhaps it cleverly hints at an inner turmoil except no of course it doesn't what the fuck is this
i honestly think she was born to be a terrible slam poet and just chose the wrong path
'Fuck your message at the beep' is actually kind of a power move of a phrase, and I can't believe she took that opportunity away from someone with a better flow.
IKRR I FULLY AGREEEEE
agree its good I just hate she would prefer to be emailed Lol ... like why not text?
seriously!! thats what I was thinking!!
I read that just as she said it
I still think that line is cringe. It's too forcibly "badsss".
watching her rap feels like i stumbled upon security footage of her alone in her apartment rapping terribly that no soul was ever supposed to hear. yet, it is unfortunately available for anyone to see.
This is exactly the vibe ✨
When you're rich enough you start to think people want to hear those moments
It's so awkward that it could pass for a cutaway gag on New Girl.
But, like, we should at least be PAID for the fact that it’s publicly available. What if a CHILD stumble upon it?? And decides to become a BlueFace Crypto Rapper??? And WHAT of the medical bills for our ears?
it kind of feels like if you fed a text generator 1000 hours of rap songs
I love how NOT on beat she is. It almost sounds like it's on purpose. Also love how even when Jarvis was repeating after her to make fun of the lyrics he had more sense of rhythm
she is absolutely petrified of the beat
She stole $5 billion and it's not even her biggest crime against humanity.
Also, I love how "boots on my feet" is a flex? Like not "designer boots", just "boots".
Maybe she's down to earth at the same time? 😁
Elementary schoolers when there's snow on the playground
I'm pretty sure the "boots on my feet" part is meant to mean she does the work/is self made. Like pick yourself up by your bootstraps. The song is also called "Versace Bedouin" and the Bedouins are nomadic so maybe she just likes to walk a LOT. I tell myself that because otherwise I have absolutely no idea why the song is called that and, yes, I'm grasping at straws.
not to flex but I own like 3 pairs of boots.
She's the only person to have owned boots. I'm so poor, I've never even SEEN boots.
I wasn’t aware one could have such terrible flow
Like her lines could fit the beat but she seemingly intentionally misses it every time
Yeah, it makes me feel like she is doing it on purpose. But it is so bad and confusing it has to be sincere right? Like if she is intentionally bad as a joke it still doesn’t work because none of the jokes make sense.
She's scared to be on beat tbh, in all honesty I hafta imagine she did this without any music playing and put it on after
Silk da Shocka in white girl form
Artists who can’t draw anything proportionally : “it’s just my STYLE”
She's playing dodgeball with the beat and she's the one dodging and she's winning
Razzlecon's lines about being a grandmother give off the same energy as the:
"I am old. I'm sixteen, I'm a grandmother!!" vine.
I haven't heard a lot of people remark on this: she's so *devoid of confidence* in the entire performance of this song/video (the first music video). She dances and raps really half-heartedly, like she realized how unconvincing and cringy this was as she was filming it, but didn't want to bother trying to make it any better. She could at least be EARNESTLY bad at rapping. She looks like one of the [few] high school drama kids who's afraid of seeming too enthusiastic about the role, so they don't commit to it (and just keep getting cast because they're conventionally attractive or rich or whatever).
7:35 edit: ok, this song too.
This is a good explanation
Spot on
I think she's just white.
I agree ... I didn't feel like she took this song seriously, almost like it was a parody. But turns out she did all this unironically, and so it does just seem like she has no confident.
"I don't fuck with no bros. Unless they're gay. Gays don't count. They're exempt."
I would like to say that, as a gay, I do not want to be exempt. Please leave us out of whatever mess this is.
Right?! This might be the first and hopefully last time I'll ever say "I'll just side with the straight dudes on this one" 🤣
As a lesbian we don’t want her either
It's a threat 😂
@@whyisthomyorke as a lesbian I second that
You’re definitely NOT EXEMPT.....she’s just too dumb to recognize what’s good in life. And it’s not being “an entrepreneur” in the context she’s spouting. Kinda pathetic. You’re never exempt - don’t believe the terrible rap. ;)
This has to be a canned snl skit. Her movements are so terrifying its mesmerizing. She's doing the mink dance and we're all her prey.
WE'RE ALL HER PREY OMFG STOPPP 💀💀💀
its a weasel war dance from grandma crocodile
@@akirapowell3539 MY SIDES HURT FROM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THAT OH MY GOD
this has me literally in tears omg 💀💀💀
This is what i was looking for. The way she moves hurts my soul.
her existence feels like a hate crime against every marginalised group to ever exist
This rap feels like when five year olds at a sleepover make a dance routine and immediately show it to their parents without a single run through
😂😂😂
if you hadn’t mentioned that she’s actually a crypto person at the beginning, i would be so convinced this was semi-successful satire
Me too!
Not just a crypto person a crypto THIEF and that stole the most money ever
@@xxRAINA1xx she's only accused of laundering, I think she and her husband might just be fall guys for the real hackers.
@@LiarJudas666 So, talked a big game but was actually essentially clueless?
This feels on brand
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 that's mostly what crypto people are
How can I get just like 1/10th of the blind self-confidence that this woman has? 😂
If anyone knows I would like to know too
It's easy, just launder 1/10 of crypto that she did. You don't have access to 300 million worth of Bitcoin? Pfft. Poor
just pray you only get 1/10th of her blind self confidence any higher concentrations have shown to be lethal.
yeah, more then half would turn me into a horrible person
I'm guessing that's what theft and copious cocaine will do to a person
The whole silver on my fingers and boots on my feet reminds me of the dr. Doofenshmirtz records on my fingers rap💀
the fact that she gets ahead of the beat and then has to wait for it is too funny
Trauma bonds people, thanks for going through this with me, guys
Tysm for enduring this with me
In the words of Plankton, I'll see you all in therapy 😭
No problem. Stay strong brother ✊
course, us premium viewers gotta help each other out
🤝
Her ability to stay off beat and still rap in complete monotone is incredible.
(Edit: I’m happy to have started an argument over the meaning of monotone in the replies, but to clarify; it is strange that she raps with little inflection and still stays off beat. But I will concede that she uses some form of intonation when “singing.”)
This comment actually made me audibly laugh. Thank you. 😂
Personally I’m more a fan of the choreography, aka literal arm-flailing
This is not monotone
@@glswain she looks like she's not comfortable moving too quickly
It’s a skill
they all dance in the music video like white aunts at weddings lmaoooo
she sounds like goofy or scooby doo like "baD biTch bad BItCh"
She sounds like a child who just discovered bad words
Yup
omg frr
😂
The Husband already looks like he doesn't matter much in any conversation. He looks like a stock-photo. Idk what it is, but he looks like an AI tried to create the most average looking guy
He’s giving NPC
🤣🤣🤣
@@amelia3146 💀💀💀💀
broo 💀💀💀💀
I read this comment while in the library and I'm trying so hard to contain my laughter
The rap honestly gives the same vibes as the raps they’d show you in middle school history class about the founding fathers 💀💀💀
no amount of that money she stole will make up for what she put my ears through
It's not even that she's a bad rapper. It's that she sounds like someone who has never heard a rap song, trying to make a rap song based on the description by a person who has heard one (1) rap song.
Edit: for those confused, my point was that she is so bad that she can't even be described as a rapper. In order to be a bad rapper, you need to be rapping. There are words coming out of her mouth and there is a beat. That's where the similarities end.
@@nonnononnononno rap and rape are very different
Weirdly feels like she COULD be an okay rapper
And the only rap song that other person ever heard was by Blueface baby.
@JayLeeBeanz I agree that it feels like a PowerPoint but more in the way that there was probably passion there, but it was amateurly expressed and the motivation to do it didn’t out weigh the inconveniences of committing much
“it’s not that she’s a bad rapper, it’s that she ((proceeds to describe a bad rapper))”
Jarvis talking through the different verses feels like in English class where you were given a vague poem and told to annotate it with your classmates and you just had to do your best
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when i was in high school my freshman english teacher made us analyze an eminem song, cringiest teacher i've had to this day
@@kingosnake7158 “um, ma’am, I think he’s just angry. like really angry. I think that’s the whole song.”
@@softcoffeewhispers she literally asked us "what do you think he means by that" about the entire chorus of lose yourself, LINE. BY. LINE.
@@kingosnake7158 “as you can probably already tell it takes so much time and effort to come up with something as great as “that’s an awfully hot coffee pot” in this line he describes a pot of coffee this could be taken as a metaphor for society, the heat could represent society and he is talking about how much he doesn’t want to interact with it, this is a think piece about a straight white man rejecting society and social norms, true bravery, tear jerking even”
It took me months to finish this video because each time she rapped it just made me feel like I warped in time.
I swear I've heard a parody song with the SAME beat and monotone voice before and it's killing me that I can't remember
That feel when you’re so bad at something you decide to just say you’re “a surrealist artist”
Ah, yes....the “Tommy Wiseau” effect.
Dadadist, dummy
It sure is a surreal experience
@@oddduck2003 I've seen cans of literal artist dung with more quality than this.
@@oscarcacnio8418 yeah but it makes bank and in this world bitch that is all that matters. No church thank god in the wild
every verse was like a new surprise except the surprise is angry bees and you're in pain every time
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The surprise is angry bees?! An influx of BEES oughta put a stop to that!
This feels like a tumblr post
Like each verse is the equivalent of tripping and falling. You try to get up and continue walking but you end up tripping again.
She sounds like she lost a bet and had to write, choreograph, and rap this while deeply hating it.
I mis-read “Versace Bedouin” as “Versace Boudin” at first, and was very confused as to why she’d be calling herself a designer sausage.
The prosecution needs to show this “rap” video to the jury. Guilty as hell.
Hell no, she could plead insanity!
@@foongern1071 😂
no matter what she did she did it
good to know that she thinks gay men aren’t….men?? thanks girl I had no idea I wasn’t a guy
she's bringing back old fashioned homophobia with bad rap
"Crocodiles can't wear boots" well maybe not boots, but have you considered CROC IN CROCS?
You ever have to sit through a white person reading of MLK's I have a Dream speech while sitting in an auditorium in Iowa? That's this flow.
I am a monotone person, this... this is the "and that's hip hop" dance choreography lady trying to tell me this is hip hop. I'm a mixed woman from the midwest. This... this hurts. Macklemore is more sincere in his rap than this.
say what you will about macklemore, you can tell he's having fun when he does his weird little music. i didn't get the feeling this woman was enjoying herself, was feeling fulfilled, was entirely clear on why she was doing this, knew what the words she wrote meant, was confident there was an audience for this, etc. she's lost in it.
“you annoying like vag itch” is hands down the funniest rap lyric i’ve ever heard
go on make me a sam ich
Lil Dicky would approve
Drake’s been real quiet ever since Razzlekhan said “Ima bad bitch, make me a sammich”
He’s gone and made her that bad bitch sammich
Never been more confident that someone was lying about having synesthesia for clout
She has pilot blood because she's fly, Jarvis 😭
I think "beat dodger" is a phrase I'll start using for certain performers.
“The rap video of the woman who was just arrested as part of an alleged husband-wife scheme that laundered $3.6 billion in crypto.”
Every word in that sentence takes it up another notch when it already started at an 11.
When he said “this is the last place I expected isis to turn up” I was on the FLOOR 😭
She missed the opportunity to say "I got pilot blood I'm a real aviator" 🤦
"Silver on my hands and boots on my feet"
Yes Heather, boots typically go on your feet. And if you're a gator- (Crocodile, perhaps,) then they go on your forelimbs and hindlimbs.
I really hope the "GOOOOOOHHHHHLD!" audio never goes away. Ik things get repetitive and boring for the creators themselves but that audio makes me smile everytime and I say it out loud with the video lmao.
fun fact! the clip is from austin powers in goldmember :-)
These sound like a Danny Gonzalez parody song if Danny couldn't sing
I was gonna say this was offensive but then i remember the entire bad boy rap he did
I loved when this story came out and so many people were like “this is crazy who would have thought these lame people would get this much crypto” like…this is exactly what every crypto bro is like lol
Her calling herself the Versace Bedouin even though she’s Turkish American is like an Irish American calling themselves a Gucci Sicilian. It’s so off that it illustrates her total lack of knowledge of Middle Eastern ethnography.
I laughed so hard at this comment.
When she talked about being a croc/gator and wearing boots I just immediately thought of crocodiles and alligators being at war and like... wearing each other's skin as boots.
crocodile dandy with alligator shoes
I love that visual
That’s kind of sick as hell
Oh that turf war already exists! We call it Florida, the gators are winning currently
I refuse to believe she was being serious. This seems like a skit.. I want it to be a skit.
That was not music
That was the embodiment of a 30 y/o mum trying to be cool.
I swear even deaf people could stay on the beat. I honestly think she's scared of basic rhythm.
This was horrible, and I enjoyed every minute of it. Thank you Jarvis!
Same
Nothing makes me feel more premium than that Jarvis Johnson! GOLD notification popping up while I'm on my lunch break. ☺
not me also on my lunch break watching this
GOOOLD!
@@sklerpolmaooo me three
Lunch break gang 😊
Lunch break gang ✌🏼
This video got age-restricted clearly because of all the 3rd-degree fire burns this Crypto Rapper just spat.
As someone who lives in NYC... my gawd, it hurts to see her walking our streets.
Like, go to Florida. Please. We do not want you at the Wall Street 2/3 station.
The confidence this woman had in calling herself the "Versace Bedouin" had me googling whether I actually knew the definition of bedouin.
Pretty sure that it's just another reference to how she's very proud to be Turkish. No, this does not make it make any more sense
Right like...Turkish people aren't Bedouin, they're Turkish 🤔 You can be both but in her case she's just Turkish-American
jarvis sensed this song years in advance and left the tech industry to protect himself from its nuclear impact. respect
he’s built different
heaven only knows how much etherium she paid her producer
“I’m so anti consumerist I held on to $3.5 billion worth of stolen crypto”
Her ability to stay completely off beat is amazing. I would have thought she would accidentally be on beat at some point
Her music video feels like something someone like Brian David Gilbert would release on their channel with no warning, and if it still sounded like this instead of being a genuine bop, then you'd go, "oh, it sounds like that because he knows how to make music, therefore he also knows how to make music bad on purpose to be funny." But if this is sincere...I think I'm still actually impressed. I don't know how she's managed this. Kinda obsessed.
Edit: left out a word.
I feel like Brian is too talented to make something this bad, even if he tried.
fr i don't know how someone can consistently stay SO off beat
Ok, as someone who _does_ know how to make music, it's _really_ hard to make something intentionally bad. There's no accounting for taste and, many times, an artist will make something they think is absolute trash and then it becomes a _smash_ hit. Hell, the most popular (I mean, we're talking relatively, here, obviously nothing I've produced could be considered popular, in general) song I ever did was a shitty pop song I threw together as a bet that I could write a pop song in under 5 minutes. It wasn't _supposed_ to be good, but the majority of people who hear it like it _more_ than my other stuff. "Song 2" by Blur, "Cum On Feel the Noize" by Quiet Riot, "Loser" by Beck, "Fight for Your Right" by the Beastie Boys, all joke songs that were meant to be bad, but people unironically loved them.
@@RabblesTheBinxI gotta agree I kinda love Versace Bedouin. Like objectively it's horrible. So bad. Awful. But like there's just enough pieces of good shit in it and I can't stop thinking about the way they mingle with the Not Good Bits
@@mellow_mallowIt could have been so fire with a better rapper and a few lyric changes. The beat carries hard
This is the worst thing that's happened to hip Hop since Biggie got shot.
Everything I've ever done was better than this music video
So I'm feeling pretty good about myself
this whole thing is super bizarre, heathers a family friend of one of my best friends. according to my friends dad (who was her fourth grade teacher) she's "incredibly smart and accomplished but still feels the need to exaggerate her accomplishments to make herself sound more impressive than she already is" (i.e. being able to speak 3 languages but telling herself she speaks 6) and this whole situation is "disappointing but not super surprising"
Woah
Aye, I used to be that kid too. 'cept I grew out of it over time. Sounds like she could do with some therapy and self esteem help way more than the NFT stuff tbh. I don't mean that in a mean way, everyone needs therapy imo, but like, I go to therapy and have for like 5-6 years now, and god that shit helped my self esteem a lot, which is usually were that kind of need to over-exaggerate and make yourself seem cooler seems to stem from ime, but idk.
sounds like clinical Narcissism man
As soon as she said synesthesia, and especially with that "it's a social commentary" comment at the end, this was the vibe I got. Like a person who is actually completely interesting on their own who just continues to make up shit about themselves for no reason and ends up being endlessly annoying to talk to because of it.
Panini Syndrome
The "Not Like Other Girls" syndrome is strong with this one. She might have even redefined the parameters for it.
LMAO
I want to say this is one of those "just because you can doesn't mean you should" Situations...but she can't...so...I don't know where that leaves us.
Funny enough, in 6th grade, my class made a rap video about sleep and it is unironically better than this
I'm absolutely shitting myself this is so dystopian
this is a person who got an insane amount of undeserved money and thought she was unstoppable. now the law has caught up with her, and I'm here for it
these are my favorite types of stories
What???? Is ur pfp?????
@@hommefataltaemin gay furry
i love the artistic choice of just not mixing the music and the vocals together 😁
i'm sorry you had to go through that jarvis. i understand you wanting to share your experience with others
She has the unearned confidence of an old boomer dude. We're laughing but she's gonna be president
This girl is gonna scratch out Trump’s eyeball if he tries to get re-elected
Lol why you gotta jinx us like that
Your line about her being a grandma of the game absolutely killed me. I'll be sending her the bill for my funeral. She can pay in crypto.
Unfortunately I don’t think crypto can be exchanged for any physical goods or services. Just NFTs and sadness.
@@tp6440 i think in some places some shops and vending machines use crypto
@@guacbird I know a place near me does
i used to think rapping was just "talking over music" and while i realize thats wrong i think thats what she thinks it is
I so hope that they include her rap ‘career’ in the Netflix documentary about the bitcoin laundering. I feel this is vital backstory to her character.
"And y'all wonder why I left the tech industry" honestly, that quote summed up this entire horrible experience we've all just gone through together 😂
“You annoying like vag itch” she has a point. She’s an icon a legend and she is the moment. I mean cmon now.
She is gaslight gatekeep and girlboss
No one should have given her internet access.
Man, I want some actually good rapper to use the backing track there on the first rap. It has so much potential. Remove her atrocious attempts at rap, the backtrack sounds absolutely fire.
if these songs aren’t satire then i have never been so confused in my life.
Even if they are, it's still cringe lol
@@APerson-qw8yy so cringe lol
Lowkey. “Ima bad bitch, make me a sammich” Could’ve been BARS if anyone else said it and actually stayed on beat and key 😂
She has to be ironic. This is a special amount of bad
I disagree 😂
That’s what I keep thinking but I really can’t tell!
How did she momentarily convince me that "street" does not rhyme with "feet"?
She should have put some of that 3.6 billion into some singing lessons
I’m trying not to cry of laughter this entire video
It feels like the lyrics were generated by AI, it’s amazing
Nah, I bet some AI models could compose better rap lyrics.
Don't insult AI like that
carykh made an ai to generate rap lyrics, and it does much better
That's insult to chatgpt