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- čas přidán 31. 03. 2021
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enjoy the double audio at 13:00. you're premium
Really sells the "you control my life"
early!!
Of course I will
this is the kind of content that GOLD deserves
Yes we are
The “no mommy, I love boobie”, was the first really hard laugh I’ve had in a while. I really needed that.
I haven't cracked up that hard in weeks.
im dying
Yep lol
It was just perfect delivery, funny as all hell
That was amazing lmaoo
"Honey wake up, Jake from State farm just uploaded"
THIS COMMENT WINS
Last
second to last
“Honey wake up your boyfriend uploaded.”
im pretty sure its actually 'Jake from State Farm GOLD'
That edit of jarvis zuckerburg is gonna give me nightmares ill send my therapist bills to the creator thank you
I think you mean jark zuckerson
@@NA-dh8df marvis johnburg
The worst part is the face is crooked
Jark Juckerberg
REKIII
i think of that subreddit as jarvis premium
Or Platinum?
No the subreddit is rubbish
@@jackotherstar shh don't tell anyone i made a mistake
i was gonna change it then people starting liking the comment and i realized that it didn't matter
@@rheanasmith9011 I won’t tell
More like jarvis minus
I wish the girl scouts would bust down my front door to sell me cookies because they were difficult to find this year. I approve of a more aggressive girl scout sales campaign
Same!!! 😂 Saw them outside Walmart once this year, then they disappeared by the time I got out to buy cookies 😭
DO YOU LIKE MINT CHOCOLATE!?! BUY MY COOKIES!!!
@@paranoiarpincess A girl scout throws a Samoa/Caramel delite like a shuriken it sticks to my neck. In pain I say, "Thanks," as I fall over Family Guy style
@@danielleflorack7616 worth it
as long as they pay for the door😌
Yes, Jarvis Zuckerberg.
The perfect human being.
what about zarvis juckerberg
Zarvis Johnerberg
This is getting dangerously close to a ship name
Gimme the juck juice
Jark Juckerburg
Meme: *lemon looks like demon in cursive!*
Lemon demon fans:
“I see this as an absolute win!”
thats EXACTLY what i thought
leMON DEMON ??????? omg omg us premium users listen to only the best music
The more times Jarvis says this channel is free, the more I become suspicious that I’m paying a subscription fee.
It’s now a named subreddit. “The subreddit that should be destroyed.”
A shirt from your shop was the first bit of clothing I was aloud to buy 1.With my own money and 2. A semi-help to my gender dysphoria. Honestly this and the main channel were a great escape from reality in a really dark time in my life :)
Aw that’s so awesome my guy:)
That is really sweet, I hope Jarvis sees this, I know I'd be really touched by that. Love it. 💜
What is wrong with you
Now this is premium
👏👏
What the flippety flappety fUck is that thumbnail-
Is that a starkid reference
it’s hell in an image
@@i.m1ss.y0u.s0.f4r YES it is AAAAH a fellow starkid
I made the lgbt+ premium people post, thank you for reading it jarvis!! ❤️❤️
Best fanbase
@@barbrastrysand6727 The only thing gross around here is you haters.
@@barbrastrysand6727 imagine taking the time to be disgusted at love instead of actual issues
Awww i just got to that part! It makes me so happy when people like jarvis actively appreciate the lgbtq+ community, its so wholesome
@@barbrastrysand6727 that’s not a very premium attitude barb
♥️🏳️🌈
I can't tell you how hard my husband and I laughed at The Princes Bride clip.
tears...
gasping for air even...
Stay gold Ponyboy
@@halliegeary8701 lol I totally am 😄
boomer alert
@@luciussatchell9709 you're a boomer? cool story bro.
If you're gonna call someone a boomer even jokingly you better get the time periods and pop culture references right ;)
@@ashleyking3385 bruh I know what stay gold Ponyboy is Ive done high school before
I loved The Outsiders! I’m still not sure how I didn’t cry during that scene though
god made guy, then god made premium guy! GOLD 💕😭
@Taylor Walker I love premium guys and gays 🤷🏼♀️💕
Hi Serena 😍 you make me wanna watch everything u parody lol especially the office podcast
@@darnocfan13 hahah that’s awesome. You definitely should cuz I think some of my jokes will make more sense after you’ve seen it 😂🙏🏻
what you doing walking around here with all that mouth?
*DOUBLE TEETHED UP* on a thursday afternoon, hella smile
Why? You're silly
The Princess Bride edit was the best one!
feelin premium already.
Knees week, arms are heavy, feelin premium already, mom’s spaghetti
@@noncreativearts5360 Thank you for that one, Noncreative arts.
Buttercup holds dagger to her chest.
Ad: "This incredible device stops backpain in its tracks."
Me: it'll stop more than just back pain >.>
this is the funniest thing I have read on here, thank you
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 that's quite the compliment! I'd take ownership of it and thank you, but I feel like I was only in the right place at the right time haha. ^-^
@@paranoiarpincess and isnt that what makes (some of) the funniest jokes?
@@user-vw4xp5nt9f darn tootin'!
I live for every time he says the "GOOOOOLD" in the background.
Goldmembers Gooooolllllddd voiceclip will never get old
I had a random dream the other night where I was dating Jarvis, and trying to explain to my friends that he was famous but like... internet famous not Hollywood famous? All while he was sitting right there lol
I like the fact that deem Jarvis could have explained himself yet he just sat there silent 😂😂
Didn't know u n Jarvis were gay
“Jarvis said trans rights, trans rights are human rights”
❤️ ;-; ❤️🏳️⚧️
*happy trans noises*
🙄😒
@@whyisthisdifferentnow the subtext is making me mad
@@nyxm2942 and?....
I know it was yesterday, but happy (late) TDOV! :) 🏳️⚧️ 💕
Ah, yes, Jarvis Johnson! GOLD, the only place I can be blessed with the oh so cursed photo of Jarvis Zuckerberg
If you out a wedding ring in an avocado your literally saying this when you propose, "My love for you is like an avocado, full of healthy fats" 🤣
Mmmm delicious delicious fatty love fruits.
That's what you got from it? 🤔 Interesting. The sentiment I got was, "I stole this, so I don't have the ring box, but look what I learned from 5 Minute Crafts! You can even eat it!... *if* you say yes. 🥑💍❤️ ... 😳
@@paranoiarpincess Fatty Love Fruits sounds like an indie band. AND makes me want an 🥑 but now I'm afraid it'll have a ring in it... I love avocado but I'm not ready for that kind of commitment!
@@LunarEleven perhaps if you put salt on the avocado too it will be good enough? Although the vows are "as long as ypu both shall live" and if ypu eat it immediately, that isn't very long. The only commitment is to eat the entire thing.
"My love for you is like avocado: older people really hate it for some reason"
Me stanning the fact he appreciates trans people also Jarvis
"We dont live in a society"
My guy is the anti-Joker
People casually appreciating trans folk is the most premium you can get
"Why is it a hand on top, but teeth on bottom?"
Well, have you watched Parasyte?
@@mibbles2371 Yes, we stan.
you are allowed to create whatever content you want and we will always eat it up with both hands like the lil gremlins we are 💛
yes always lol
i admit, the princess bride one got me xD
When you're having a bad day, Jarvis Johnson GOLD sweeps in for the rescue
Thanks for making me aware that your subreddit exists. I will now join
Excites??
@Dafyd Calliope Sorry, I'm an idiot with dyslexia and didn't realize that's what auto correct dicided I was going say
@@baconhotline apology not accepted
@@maxluther1065 Yeah, didn't that picture of Jarvis Zuckerberg excite you?
@@maxluther1065 yeah ok that's fair
oh JORDAN is here?!!? damn i thought it was an april fools prank 😭😭😭
I was legitimately dancing to him saying trans rights are human rights, whole body movements where made, like a 70s disco
the fact that editing jarvis made an appearance looking exactly like the picture at the end too
PLEASE the princess bride one is so good
as of april 1st 2021, the jarvis johnson GOLD channel, will not be free. if you are watching this video as of current, your fee will come in the mail.
_(notice: you will also be required to pay shipping for the fee as we put it in a very large box filled with very heavy machinery)_
happy april fools
UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS!!!
Princess Buttercup: * dramatically brings knife to chest *
Ad: Hey!!! It looks like you forgot to fill out the form for your free time share exit kit!!!!
Me: *I DON'T OWN A TIME SHARE, LEAVE ME ALONE WESLEY*
I apologize for this, Wesley has been following me for weeks now and I had to yell into the void, please ignore and move on with your life.
Thank you.
All I got was something called vrbo:/
I put my nap on hold for this premium content and now I'm afraid Jarvis Zuckerberg will come for me when I sleep.
I have the exact same headphones. Guess I'm gold
Edit: "I'm upset that I made this comment. But since this exists, I hope someone finds it funny"
Can we get a sample of Yukon Cornelius saying, "G O L D" for the intro? Asking for a friend
Oh and the slurping pickaxe sounds of course
0:59 Is going to haunt my nightmares forever! Thanks for that!
please do more stuff like this holy shit this community is so funny
Greetings Everyone! Stay safe and enjoy the video!
You too!
@@meccob.5927 thanks
My name is guy, I felt very appreciated with that music video
Being subscribed to Jarvis Gold, and following premium Jarvis is the ultimate combo
The random pauses in ur speech pattern sound like a 20s radio comercial and I love it HFNSHDB
as a person with insomnia, your videos are the best to watch when i can’t sleep. thanks bro.
You are allowed to do more stuff like this. I really appreciate that you're not afraid to try new things for the premium members (and that you have the sheer creativity to do so).
when you said there was a special guest i was like “please let it be jordan. please let it be jordan. please let it be jordan.” and then it was jordan and i fully went “YES!!!!!”
That clip at 7:38 made me laugh harder than I have in a while. Thank you, Doglover10006.
At 8:08 he mentions matching with someone on a dating app who talked about that the breast milk vid, did Jarvis and Sadie break up?
yeah, a while back but they're still good friends
YES IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS SINCE THE COMMUNITY POST GOD IT TOOK LONG
the fucking princess bride edit had me rolling thank u so much to whoever made that
this is ✨g o l d✨
8:10 aw I'm sad he and Sadie broke up. They seemed cute together but we don't know what happens behind the scenes so hopefully it was for the best 🤷🏻♀️
Omg I was wondering, hope he’s okay
"Editing Jarvis is like I couldn't bother to take care of my appearance" is a weird thing to hear Jarvis say when my immediate thought was "editing Jarvis is very hot"
You had every opportunity to say “it Zucks so bad”
You should collaborate with Jarvis
Johnson next, he has a really similar sense of humor!
Therapist: Jarvis Zuckerberg isn’t real, he can’t hurt you.
Jarvis Zuckerberg: 1:02
Just because you say "stay gold", I think you should review The Outsiders.
There's a line at the end, "Stay golden Ponyboy, stay gold."
"Let me know if I am allowed to do this" is a mood
this was a really wholesome video and I'd honestly love to see more like it
jarvis said "i graduated in 2014" and I was losing my mind thinking he meant highschool oh my god youre still a chad but i thought you were like a giga chad for a sec
I've had a bad and depressing week but that Princess Bride bit is still making me literally lol.
I totally agree with the person at 8:35. Jarvis is the joy I needed in my life. I don't laugh at anything but I'm always skiggling at Jarvis. He's a gem.
Keep doing what you love on this channel man this is truly premium content ❤️
Always a fun time hanging with Jarvis and Jordan
do more stuff like this please!! everything you put on this channel is so fun and full of joy ^w^
The little "gooooold!" in the beginning always makes my day
"I turned it up for Princess Bride" I mean same Jarvis
Hello everyone, I hope you are having a great week.
I hope you are having a great week as well!
hope you have a great week too!
please do more of this, it’s hilarious
*Please do more this so chill and funny*
Jarvis Zuckerberg can’t hurt you...
Jarvis Zuckerberg isn’t real.....
*Jarvis Zuckerberg*
would love to see more of the subreddit reactions. You are allowed to proceed
i enjoyed this so thoroughly i could listen to you and jordan talk for years
I enjoy the changes and experimentation. Makes every video feel fresh and coool
serena's channel is so good! glad to see it featured here, that song is so good!!
What a healthy dose of serotonin, thanks Jarvis
please why did the double audio make me laugh so much 😭 these gold videos are all i have going for me in terms of comedy at this point
I completely forgot about connects. Shout out to this for unlocking memories I forgot I had
thank you internet big brother for brightening my 2am
As a premium GOLD member, I officially give you permission to continue doing this series
Fr tho your videos are what I watch while I’m working/ cleaning to keep my mood happy :) ur vids just have that ‘Im on FaceTime with my friend’ effect
Jarvis, your videos are the only ones I will like before I even watch them cuz they’re always just that good lol
oh no
Oh yes
@@Insert.Oregano no
@@professormason8834 yes
Unpopular opinion: Dollar store canned food is good. I just had some dollar store Canned chilly and it was great! they also have canned tuna and sardines [they are great as well]. End of unpopular opinion. Anyway great vid! 👍 keep it up
I'm living for this Sad Boyz special
One of the funnest things to watch is people having fun, even when it's low effort
10/10 video do what makes you happy
YOOOOO I POSTED THE TERRARIA MEME HOLY SHIT NICE
Thank you Jarvis :3
Now this is what I signed up for
Yeah, woke up with a hangover and i thought "i wanna watch jarvis while my ibuprofen kicks in that'll make me feel better"
Please make more videos like this i love it when people are raw.
It feels more like we actually know you
Im so happy with how he wholeheartedly supports trans rights. Thank you for being a light in this terrible world
I agree with the title 100%, I didn't even have to watch the video
That AD PLACEMENT THOUGH
Do whatever you want, whatever makes you happy, watching you is a treat in itself :)
Thank you Jarvis for giving lgbtq+ representation it truly means a lot. ❤️
-Your local Pansexual person
*True story:* The avocado thing was the result of someone misinterpreting Beyonce's "All the Single Ladies" lyrics as "If you like it then you shoulda put a ring *in* it.".... Ok I'll let myself out.
this was hilarious from start to finish, truly premium content
Your videos make me so happy