Everything Wrong With Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens
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Oh man, I hope you take the fuck out of that break.
War of the Worlds with Tom Cruise
Ok
then why didnt you fix the second thing? it wasnt a shadow?
redhead hitler lol
Where are the sins for how Leia totally ignores Chewbacca after he just saw his best friend for Fifty years killed?
Michael Iachetta good one
She didn't give him a medal in Ep.4 either...and called him a walking carpet.
Bitch.
In Ep.4, Chewbacca refused to be given the medal until after the ceremony.
@@tsopmocful1958 how dare you
If they did you kids will be whining about it like
"They try to make us feel sorry for them" lol
Another sin: why is Han STILL a smuggler even after 30 years and having a family.
Bill Ross can’t let go of the only thing he knows
@@FlameDarkfire He let go of smuggling in the first 2 movies tho. I'm sure that's literally Hans character arc, from selfish smuggler to Han the hero, volunteering for the Endor mission and all.
In a talk he had with Leia, he said after they lost Luke and Ben, they both went back to the only thing they were ever good at. (Leia leading the rebellion, and Han being a smuggler.)
Because after spending billions on acquiring the franchise, Bob Iger wanted to take the safest, least creative path with the new movies and so commanded that everything be reset back to ANH. And so many problems fell out of that one decision.
He's in it for the money
Stormtrooper: *Misses something*
Cinemasins: That's a sin
Stormtrooper: *Hits something*
Cinemasins: T h a t s a s i n
Called out cinemasins for their sinning process?
That's a sin
Made me read "that Asian" instead of "that's a sin"?
That's a sin
that's the point. The stormtroopers only seem to be threatening when they serve the plot
@@coltafanan Or it's that stormtroopers are terrible when a main character is there
That's a paddlin'
Han asks Finn what he did... "Sanitation"
Since when are Janitors given Stormtrooper armor and sent to battle?
Since there's bad writing
North korea?? 🤷♂️
I mean it kind of makes sense when he says it was his first battle. Not making up for the bad writing but he was probably sanitation till that point?
Why raise a child from birth to be a janitor as well?
@@garethoneill5676 Same thing happened to the clones. Defective clone trainees like 99 were assigned as maintenance on Kamiino if they failed their training.
Here’s a sin. when mourning Han Leia and Chewbacca, the two most important people in his life, walk right past each other without so much as a glance and Leia decides to super hug Rey, the girl she just met, instead because girl power
No not because girl power, because mistake. JJ admitted that was dumb... but since Leia is force sensitive she could tell Rey was the new new hope. Still that was wrong.
Here is another one Rey who never wielded a lightsaber before wins against ren who is trained in the weapon
Yeah and she had a good excuse for not giving him a medal in New Hope too i bet. Bullshit she is a racist. That 'walking carpet' line said alot
David Stratton the force gave her the strength to fight, its best not to question a fictional ability
@@lateflipp54 That's the same way I feel. Because of political correctness, she's not even a trainee yet and already she takes on a force-strong veteran and hands him his ass.
It took Luke Skywalker almost two full movies to finally be a worthy opponent for Lord Vader. And he was the second most force powerful Jedi ever!
"Here, let me mark you so people can tell that you're the conflicted Stormtrooper..."😂😂😂😂😂
Like how Michael Scott marked the Asians arm in The Office.
I honestly was hoping that Fin would be the next Jedi for the new generation. But nah, they gave it to this heffa.
@@bossshun9 nah, as "progressive" as they'd like to appear they weren't gonna let that happen
@@artemisjones2121 More like progre$$ive
He'll need to sanitize that helmet later
"Where is lando?"
In the third movie.
That's a sinning.
.......... bruh If you watched the movie you could have seen him at one point or another
@@Turbulation1 i did watch the movie
Which was shit
Honestly I really liked rise of skywalker. Oh god I’m about to start a huge argument.
The “GameStop” part got me 😂
Ya that was Sins removed lol 😂
Really accurate
If only they knew what was to happen
Muuuuuuch more funny now.
@@aritramaitra3341 truth
That Gamestop comment was so true.
That really had me lol
Is this a personal story I spy?
I literally spit and laughed when he said that I was like Daaaamn got em!
Hahha I was dying of laughter on how true that crap was
it had me dying
Why does everyone say that it's a shadow of a ship in the opening scene, it's a silhouette. You can tell because even the stars in the background are blocked out.
Exactly, i never once thought it was a shadow before..
Damien Fate i had to scroll through the comments so i know i‘m not the only one who is annoyed by that.
and the reason the ship isn't illuminated is because the shot is from the POV of a planet which obviously blocks out the sun.
in order for that side of the planet to be illuminated as it is, (gibbous) and given that the ship is symmetrical, and how perspective works, at least part of the bottom of the ship should have been illuminated. In order to have that shot work out, the planet would have had to be illuminated at less than half.
@@jackassplus hmm maybe ur right, I won't argue with that. so it's still not a sin-free scene in that case. he just didn't get the right one.
no one gonna mention how kylo has been training for years and all of a sudden when she picks up a lightsaber she can beat him in a dual??!
Do you mean a duel? Or is this a diad pun?
akaLog okay spoiler alert
She’s the emperor’s granddaughter obviously she’s powerful
When it was simply this film alone, I thought that Snoke had trained Kylo, and Snoke wasn't a Sith Lord. So, Kylo wasn't trained to use the saber as a Jedi would have been. It was clear that he just used it as a cudgel.
@@crabbieappleton interesting idea tbh yet the whole situation is still very retarded and clearly little thoughts nor fucks were given. Especially when I think in this movie you also hear that kylo ren was trained by Luke? Unless I remember that completely wrong.
Prankster Boy okay and? Anakin Skywalker has to train too. He lost against count dooku and trained harder and defeated him. Then literally became the strongest. He was op but they made Rey look like a god compared to Darth Vader. And He was the chosen one. Rey literally picks up a lightsaber and suddenly knows how to fight with it. I get it is implied that she has some type of combat training because of the stick she used to carry around with her but I mean it’s dumb. Kylo should’ve clearly been stronger because he had training from Luke skywalker and later Snoke who turned out to be a clone palpatine controlled because why not. but basically what seems like plot armor makes her equal to kylo. Later becoming even stronger than Him. That’s why these movies are so bad and should stick with just one director
In the shot just before Kylo kills Han, it shows Han gripping tightly onto his lightsaber. Then, in the next shot, both his arms are at his side and he gets killed.
Captain Phasma lowering the shields while offering zero resistance is even more lame after it was revealed in The Last Jedi that her armor is blaster-proof. So why would she do anything at gunpoint again, while wearing gun-proof armor?
Plot hole
Saving her own skin. Loyalty isn’t an issue with her
@@5223142 that could have been a plausible explanation if it was made clear in the movies, otherwise it just looks out of character
very mad guy true enough
The real sin is why isn't every storm trooper wearing mirrored blaster proof Armour when all their enemies use laser(Blaster) guns?
Phasma is scared of finn’s blaster even though her armor is blaster proof? They tried to shoot her in the last Jedi and it didn’t work.
If you look he is actually aiming under her helmet, more towards her neck area
Saxon Harris
continuity isn’t a thing, what is a continuity?
He was aiming under her helmet dumbass
i think she was more scared about chewbacca ripping her arms off
It was more of a Rian Johnson retcon at that point, they had to make Phasma intimidating or something. Phasma was a waste of a character anyways, just move on.
10:08 Why wasn't this random Stormtrooper Captain Phasma? That would have made much more sense for Finn's character arc.
Less merch opportunity
I believe they wanted to show how strong regular troopers could be.
It’s an old friend of his from the training academy
5:02 "You ever fly this thing?" "No-"
5:22 Right after almost completely crashing the ship she does some friggin trick with a ship she has never used
The fact they built a superweapon after it has been done two times without ANYONE noticing is a crucial error imo
5:01 Also, why is the ship that helped blow up BOTH Death Stars not in a museum on Coruscant or Corellia or something? 🤔
Tomfoolery1972 it was stolen to be kept as a valuable ship ‘because’ it was used to blow up both Death Stars, why would you put it in a museum if it’s that powerful and fast?
@@rkid_ben7609 also it was still hans ship. He had it stolen after rotj
@@rkid_ben7609 they would have least made copies of it
@@noahhathaway5065 the falcon was literally 1 out of a couple thousand yt-1300 produced by Corellian engineering
'That belongs in a museum!' as Han Solo would say.
0:19
1. That's not how shadows work. If the ship was close to the sun, there'd be no visible shadow on the planet unless the ship were almost as big as the sun. To get this shadow the ship would have to be almost the size of our moon and be the distance of our moon relative to the sun and the earth. To get this shadow using a ship of this size, you'd need a small light source that was as powerful as a sun - but that would light up the darkened side of the planet we see, as would the sun if this were a shadow being cast by a sun.
2. It's not a shadow. It's the ship.
Jason Black he also said the “galaxy’s sun” 😂
Hey guys, I'm late to the game (no I'm not, I'm actually rewatching) but why does Luke's Lightsaber call out to Palpatines granddaughter? Weird.
It’s either 1) because it’s the Force really calling to her in the form of the lightsaber as she is destined to bring balance or 2) just an easy write in for the movie to have both fan service and plot convenience
@@samsondoesstuff9565 2.
Or 3. They didn't know who Rey was when TFA came out.
53prime That is probably more likely tbh
It's not Luke's, it's Anakin's
It could be anakin calling out to rey manifesting his force into the saber or it could be him calling out to her like the others do in ROS
One thing I never understood was how Rey never had lightsaber training but easily defeated Kylo Ren in a 1v1. Kylo also was more force advanced than Rey so he could have easily thrown her around.
She already was good at fighting with a big stick, and he was injured and in emotional shock, and had never completed his training either. She shouldn't have been that good at shooting, though
@@martalaatsch8358 He was injured so I can just about buy the lightsabre fight, what I can't buy is her being more proficient in the use of the force per se when she's able to grab the lightsabre against his 'force will'.
@@nighttrain1236 tue movie k8nd of implies it happened because the lightsaber was rightfully hers and not Kylos. Which raises the question of why we have this whole "the wand chooses the wizard" theme all of a sudden, but it doesn't exactly contradict anything that was important earlier...
M8ght also be because she accidentally learned a bunch of his training when their minds connected
@@martalaatsch8358 That's intriguing but I don't know of anything in the Star War lore that says objects can become enchanted like that (i.e., the lightsabre has a 'will'), although objects can have 'power' IIRC.
@@martalaatsch8358using a staff would never transfer over to using a lightsaber. Unless you're a Mary Sue like Rey
"Master, our last death star failed due to a small gap in the shields. A single shot penetrated them and blew the whole thing up."
"OK, we'll just make a new one. But instead of having a small gap where a shot can be fired through, we'll just have a large enough gap that A WHOLE SPACESHIP CAN FIT THROUGH IT."
"Yes, master."
Wait this is for episode 6
I defend the original weakness because:
A) It was intentional on behalf of Mads Mikkelson.
2) It wasn't the shields.
D) It was the exhaust port for the core.
@@samuelbarber4154 For the second time didn't the Bothan spies pass the info about it existing and not being completed, but the Emperor revealed that he knew about the Bothans and that the death star was actually fully operational, and that he had prepared for their attack on the shield generator? But the emperor didn't expect the natives of Endor to be a problem. False retreat to gain territorial advantage in order to employ a decisive counter-attack. Aka ITS A TRAP!
*"REEEEEYYYYYYYY!"*
"Rey." *1 sin*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Those handrails @16:10 that we see near the ships at the rebel base always bugged me. Those are the actual handrails at the filming location in England, but they never bothered to remove them or modify them to make it look like something from the world of Star Wars.
LMAO. It looks like an old airbase. One thing that always bugged me is all the fingerprints over Captain Phasma's chrome helmet. It's so obvious that these fingerprints are from the actors handling the prop. At least in the Last Jedi, the fingerprints are gone.
“Redheaded hitler”
"Gamestop" thats the funniest thing I've ever heard
It's the truth though.
hahaaa! yeah same here
That's the joke, that's why OP found it so funny.
Pretty sure it just means the top of games
GameStop close its stores in Puerto Rico...
( Ewok celebration insert)
It could have been corny and a little cheap, but I think that it would've been cute for Han to turn to Leia, before leaving again, and say, "I love you," then have Leia say, "I know."
Well they did it in return of the Jedi, but then again since these movies are copying the original, still could work.
@@stephenrose8300 I just rewatched Return Of The Jedi and wanted to comment the same thing lol
Well Han kinda did that to Kylo in Episode 9
I think
“You still drive me crazy.”
“I know.”
Would have worked well.
I’m gonna be honest with you. As a pilot of commercial aircraft. You don’t need keys or anything to start the aircraft other that turning on all the systems, so that shouldn’t be a sin.
Bartok can I get a free flight somewhere bro
Well to be fair, these act more like cars than planes
@@Justanotherkittyy Don't really see how the millennium falcon is considered a car. But ok.
@@bartok1378 He meant that cars are common in our universe as ships in star wars universe, even if it wasnt a car, it would be considered a van or a truck or something simmilar...
Is that applicable to space ships? I kid of course. (^_^)
“Still leía but not a full on Jedi”
Well she actually is apparently
Can you put “re-upload” or “re-issue” in the title so people won’t be confused?
This would help because I was extremely confused
Only true fans will know which one will be reupload, also if is uploaded on Tuesday is NOT reupload geez, read the description dude.
It's not his fault if people don't pay attention. It was explained in a recent video.
Aldo El Apache - I know. I’m speaking for the idiots who don’t pay attention.
MegaSoulHero yes, I was so conflicted
You make an excellent point about Adam driver. It’s hard to take him seriously as a Sith Lord. He is more of an EMO with a glow stick than Anakin was in the prequel’s. 🤔🤷🏻♂️
Rob Razdrih but anakin was a whiny annoying guy who only cared about fucking padme
Broken Warrior Well no. Hayden Christensen and Jake Lloyd were fucking abominations.
@@FM_LEGENDARY very low of you to call jake lloyd a abomination he was just a kid doing his best, people with the same mindset as you ruined his life
His temper tantrums made me unable to take his character seriously. It's even worse in The Last Jedi.
Are we just going to pretend that Kylo's mask doesn't look like an evil Donald Duck bill?
Exactly
The new stormtroopers helmet actually do...
I can't *not* see that now...
Fun Fact: Did you know that Star Wars has both Stars and Wars?
PowahSlap Entertainmint lol I watch ur vids and ur already here
Wow...
Ding
I had no idea my life has been changed!
you are so dumb star wars isnt real
The First Order stormtroopers learned how to aim
That's why they are generally 0.2% more accurate against still targets and 0.0008% more accurate against moving ones.
Fun fact, the reason storm troops couldn't seem to aim in the first trilogy was because vader ordered them to miss so he could deal with them.
lol. yeah that's a sin for sure. lol.
SJW killed this once glorious franchise
Only occasionally.
I laughed way too hard at the ferguson police department line. I'm a terrible person...
“Never seen anybody stop a blaster bolt in mid air”
Darth Vader from clone wars: *smacks lips* you shore bout dat
lol true. I think he literally meant stopping it in mid air, which he did. Vader blocked them. Kylo held the blast in suspension.
He said Star Wars MOVIES idiot.
Which clone wars are you referring to Clone Wars (2003) of The Clone Wars (2008-2014-2020)?
@@abramsullivan7764 2008 because they never showed vader in 2003
The plans are in the hands of your father... Han Solo... "In case you forgot what your father's name was" NICE!!!
Julio in case anyone thought it was Chewie, just clearing that up.
+Beau McDean
He does look more like Chewie than he does like Han. You might be onto something...
Reupload=better quality
Origin Of The American Idiot Parade
Not really
@@ikke5943 haha nice one
Huh
@@ikke5943 are you NOT entertained?
I love the Galaxy Quest reference😂😂 "historical documents"
9:44 ...Lady..it's been 4 years now and still no explanation
Bastene 360 Solid oof
"Goddman C3PO" is the perfect line for that scene
You should have added at least 500 sins for people in other star systems being able to see the planets being destroyed with their Mk 1 eye balls. Or for the fact those planets were so close to each other as to be in walking distance... The same as Han Solo's ship could detect the Falcon half a galaxy away, yet his still managed to lose it and not find it in seconds. These people need to learn to Galaxy! "Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space."
Solanumtinkr they stayed that Han only found the Falcon because Rey and Finn switched the beacon on by accident.
The whole film is riddled with perspective problems that the original trilogy use "the Force" to cover, where as JJ just had it so everywhere was in close proximity. You only have to see the Kelvin Timeline Star Trek first movie to see that.
Always good to see someone who knows the quote is from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the galaxy! :)
They could see the planets exploding because it was super bright. Cause come on we can see lighthouses from a couple miles away so why can't we see something much bigger and brighter even if it's hundreds of thousands of miles away. So f u
@Duckiez 175 Because light does not travel instantly. The planets further away would require more time for the light to travel to their eyes; therefore the planets closest would be seen first then the planets further and further. Basic physics. It takes 8 minutes and 20 seconds approximately for light to travel from our sun to the earth. And that is a tiny distant relative to the universe. It has nothing to do with the brightness...
7:47 correction, Luke didn’t just bring the mask from the Death Star and down to Endor, he brought his fathers entire body down with him so that he could have a proper ceremonial death like qui-gon jinn had in the phantom menace
I don't recall him bringing the mask
1:09 now that’s some hella prediction skills...
0:22 What ? That's not the shadow of a star destroyer, it is the star destroyer.
Ikr it's like the dude is a tard lmao
Oh no, he misunderstood one minor detail. Clearly he is an absolute moron and none of what else he said in the video is worth mentioning.
kinda sounds familiar doesnt it
@Ky Kiske
Well he did say "...super close to this Galaxy's Sun...", so he might actually be a moron yes.
Overshadowing the fact that the movie was a piece of shit.
Fun fact: mark hamhill had literally never seen a starwars movie before acting in starwars IV a new hope
Oh god this is mindblowing
Star wars a new hope was the first ever star wars movie
No way!
DerpTrooper I-/ neither had anyone else
Fun fact: despite how popular starwars would become, barely anybody had heard about it before they announced episode IV
5:24 How does Rey know how to fly the millennium falcon so well if she's never flown it before.
"Strong female character"
Estrogen. It allows a woo-man TO do just about anything...
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@@charc0al_tv Idk, how did Anakin know how to build a freakin' droid and fly a pod racer with no training or instructions? How did Luke manage to block the lasers in that training session without looking and do that "one in a million" shot in A New Hope? The answer to all of these is, the Force.
@@CJA-jf8db the prequels were dumb too, and Luke got hit by the training droid at first, he wasn't blocking it right away
@@CJA-jf8db You even included the words "training session", yes. Something Rey never did.
Considering how the next ones went, this was actually a promising start to the sequels, that let us down in the end.
It set up two hours of intriguing plot points that would just be shredded in the next installment.
**DING**
New Message what interesting plot-points?
@@androzani84productions85 - Snoke, potential lineage for Rey, Knights of Ren, Luke's jedi school, etc.
I didnt care for the movie, like at all, but there was still stuff to do later on.
It set up two hours of moronic plot points that would just be shredded in the next installment.
Yep and thank Goodness for that!
The Last Jedi may not be anywhere near the level of the OT or even Rogue One but it's a million times better than this atrocity!!!
Supreme Leader of *「Z A W A R U D O」* Supreme Leader of *「Z A W A R U D O」* I guess you prefer alien titty milking, your mom jokes, casino planet and Rose over a coherent plot.
I seem to recall stating just now that "The Last Jedi" may not be anywhere near the level of the OT or even Rogue One.
Nowhere did I say The Last Jedi didn't have problems!
The Casino Planet? Yes I liked it, The real problem with that part of the film was that it ended up being pointless to the plot but there was nothing wrong with it in itself.
Your mom jokes? Sorry I must have missed those, I have only watched TLJ twice so far so excuse me if I haven't got it memorized.
Rose? Yes, she's awful! I won't defend Rose as a character because what she did at the end of TLJ was INDEFENSIBLE!
Alien milking? First of all those are UDDERS! Those creatures are NOT Humans! Luke may as well have been milking cattle! Why is it that people today feel disgust at where we get milk from? Secondly...That's called worldbuilding! Johnson was giving us some more elements to Star Wars lore! Thirdly...Do you get disgusted at the earwig in Wrath of Khan?
The Last Jedi had plenty of problems BUT for some reason it gets lots of flak for stuff that TFA forced upon it!
What did you think Luke was doing running off and hiding in TFA!
Kylo Ren was a cardboard cut-out in TFA, A whiny brat who kills his father for the utterly indefensible reason that his father was a good man and he wanted to be Evil! In TLJ he's given REAL motivations and character building moments!
It was JJ in TFA who decided to wipe out 5 planets simultaneously with a weapon fired from another planet LIGHT YEARS away! Yep that's right, those lasers should have taken YEARS to reach those planets!!!
TFA destroyed Star Wars future continuity!
Rogue One is a prequel and works/fits into canon {with a few small issues}.
TLJ is an entirely new franchise and I don't treat it as Star Wars canon {because TFA cut that cord!} - However it is in its own right a perfectly decent Sci-Fi movie just like Serenity or Stargate or Independence Day or even GotG.
@@franohmsford7548 - So you're saying the film that had an opportunity to improve upon the wreck that was TFA by making sense of what was established, but instead chose to throw its toys out of the pram and spend two and a half hours coloring outside the lines with it's own feces is somehow better?
Damn, I can't believe how merciful cinemasins is with the new Star Wars trilogy. It's so obvious when he likes or hates a movie
Yea like wtf ?! When rey learns out of his ass to use mindtrick WHEN IT FAILED A COUPLE OF TIMES IN THE OLD ONESFROM FUCKING REAAAL JEDI'S
ever so true
God forbid
Actually, he loves TFA and likes TLJ. Watch SinCast, he says it. Yeah, is it obvious... Jesus Christ, haters will stop at nothing...
@@beckettmaffei Yeah thats what they're saying. They're saying that he likes this movie so he is going extremely easy on it and not giving it all the sins it deserves.
"Darth Benjamin 1983" brilliant
"I thought Skywalker was a myth" makes more sense when you realize people thought the same for Jedis when they were only around until like 16 years before A New Hope.
No. Neither makes any sense at all. It only seemed cool when the first 3 movies were out back in the early 80s. I never liked that crap when Lucas messed it up with the whole other 3 movies. It's like if the the Catholic faith was snuffed out in the 70s and out of the blue no one has ever heard of it ever existing.
@@lanceadcock6300 that's completely different. There are maybe 10,000 Jedi in a galaxy of Millions of planets. The odds of anyone ever seeing a Jedi are astronomically low. Thus people thinking they are a myth isn't too far fetched.
And adding on to your post, before a new hope ya your right, it was astronomically low to see a Jedi, and so everyone could have thought they were a myth. But everyone one should have heard of Luke sky walked in force awakens. I mean he’s the one to destroy two Death Stars and help in taking down the empire. Also since the republic was in command, there was no one who was repressing this knowledge with propaganda.
No it's just equally dumb
There was a Jed council in the Capitol did people think the Senate was a myth?
4:25
"Rey apparently works for the Ferguson police department"😂
Michael Gopaul that part was so fucked up but hilarious
Bruh I spat out my soda when he said this shit😂😂😂
I may or may not have at one point
Dawg I fucking died and came back to life that shit was hilarious! 🤣
Pathetic Ferguson reference...
The Gamestop part is so accurate
Fireboy Where? Looks like I missed that
A force user calling their sword isn't bad assery, that's friggin level 1.
Nah it’s level 1 to call a lightsaber a sword 😂
Aaron Lightsaber is just a more... mystical name for a laser sword, which is actually what they were called originally.
Mary Sue
Go Op Yep. Also I don’t know how Jeremy praised her trying out the Jedi mind trick. She’s just a Mary Sue with no character flaws. The only reason Palpatine comes back in TROS is because the writers saw how bad their character building was, and they just used a quick cheap move to explain why she was OP. It still doesn’t excuse the writing flaws.
Sword?
16:17 wishes granted. Lando's back at episode 9 👏
Fans: "DO INFINITY WAR!!!"
Cinemasins: uploads old videos
JJ Fossum would be good a Cinemasins.
Are you serious with this comment
@@ulyssesnewell431
*Ding*
Ok, one thing I always wondered about: Were the 5 planets destroyed by the Star Killer base all in the same system? Cause everyone seemed to be watching all the planets being blown up at the same time, in real time. And that would just not be possible to watch, even if they were in the same system.
Yes, the Hosnian system (think that's how you spell it) was destroyed by Starkiller Base. The lasers travelled through hyperspace and we're visible from several systems, which is how they reached the planet so fast.
He's saying that even if they were in the same system people on other planets would definitely not be able to see them destroyed in real time because of how light travels. It travels faster than anything in the universe, but those planets would be hundreds of thousands of miles away from each other, which is a long distance to travel, even for light, which means that the people on other planets, even if they could see the explosion, would be seeing them explode at wildly varying times, perhaps minutes, hours, or even days after they actually did.
@wii g most planets in the same system would be seperated by 10s or 100s of millions of miles. the moon is about a quarter million miles from the earth. any other planets that close to the exploding planet would probably be rendered lifeless rather quick from the debris.
I probably should've mentioned that the "hundreds of thousands of miles" remark was a bare minimum estimate at best lol
not to mention they absorbed an entire sun to power the Starkiller base, which means they literally could have just left the Hosnian System alone and they'd all die anyway (though, I suppose they could all fly away). Of course, somehow they are in sunlight later when Han pulls that dumb light speed trick, but obviously the bare minimum amount of thought went into these films.
I don’t like how the prequels have more of a sin counter than the sequels.
Edit: It’s so much fun to watch the internet tear itself apart!
I do. 😉.
Maybe because they're way more problematic in every single way. Writing, acting, dialogue. visuals, editing etc etc
Cinemasins is not a fan of prequels
@@RKRo313 Can't say I blame them
@@JoniHD99 because Cinemasins went apeshit with Revenge of the Sith and gave bonus sins for no fucking reason at all.
The fact this has less sins than ROTS is a sin in itself
And the only reason it has less sins is because of bias. 400k on ROTS because of holograms.
5:20 ~ Definitely an awesome shot, but also the biggest (valid) reason for Rey being called a Mary Sue. She's never flown the ship (probably never even flown ANY Correllian YT type ship), to our knowledge she's never even been off planet in her adult life, no known reason to pilot anything more than a land-speeder, and suddenly she's flying the Falcon, a ship that "hasn't been off the ground in years", and doing _atmospheric stunt flying_ with a ship she's never flown?! Not to mention a ship that is historically known to be a little "cranky"?? (I can't remember the correct word as applied to vehicles)
I could maybe accept some trick flying in space, with no gravity to combat, even on the Falcon, but sure as hell not in mid-atmosphere.
I think the word you're looking for is "cantankerous". But yes, I totally agree with you.
@@enderlionheart4497 ~ In typing a similar version of this comment on another video, I finally realized that the word I was looking for is "temperamental".
15:00 Kylo hits his wound to cause himself pain and tap into the dark side of the force. Awesome, 1 sin removed.
Never thought about that
Kakyoink For sure, small feature that I loved
I thought it was to numb the pain of the wound through blunt force. Turn the pain up high enough and the pain turns off... or you pass out.
I'm pretty sure that was to get over the pain so he could fight.
In fact, it was sinful that Finn last even a couple seconds in a fight with Kylo Ren, but, I personally forgave it because Kylo was injured.
even tho many things were just copied, the scenes after the bridge (kylo,han) were fantastic
Han- "So it's big... How do we blow it up? There's always a way to do that." Han Solo would be good at Cinema Sins.
han's face after coming out of light speed kills me every time
Remember when Han and Leia were married in another universe and had babby jedi twins? Then Disney came along and blew them all up with their universe destroyer? I 'member :p
Pepperidge Farm would remember, if only they weren't destroyed along with the SWEU.
RIP Mara Jade.
Yeah Disney ignored so much lore that was said to be cannon by George Lucas himself it make me mad
They had 3 kids. Anakin was born after the twins.
And that is canon. This is just poor fanfic with a really big budget. Han is alive and Chewie is dead.
It's been a long time since I read the books. I'd somehow forgotten about Anakin.
But I still refuse the death of either Chewbacca or Han. I like my favorites to remain alive and whole! :B
The person who wrote the new Star Wars stuff has a special place reserved for them in hell I think.
That sounds so stupid i am glad they did not due that. And how would it be interesting to have a movie adaptation of a comic book or novel?
Come one Cinema Where's Infinity War?
THAT WAS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING
I think they said that every Thursday would be a reupload day.
@@JustThatOneRandomGuy but why would they even reupload?
He said on twitter "I can't sin a perfect movie".
Two possibilities. Apparently it is just so good they could not sin it at all! Or Disney has kid napped some of them and are holding them hostage on Marvels behalf.
Fin: REEEEYYY!!!!
Jermey: Rey.
*Ding*
Me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:35
He’s removing a sin here after the last thing he said was “something we’ve NEVER seen anyone in a Star Wars Movie do!!”, and will continue to add sins for that same reason in The Last Jedi.
*DING*
Star Wars VII : The Hunting Task
Star Wars VIII : Beyond Nonsense
Star Wars IX : Nowhere To Go
episode VII=Searching for a map
episode VIII=Searching for fuel
episode IX=The Disney Menace
Ok, time to kill it.
8:30 - You see a box that she opened, and it should be clearly visible from down the hall. 8:38 - Where's the box?!
Where's the sin here? XD
There's plenty of continuity errors that Cinemasins fail to pick up. A bigger one in TFA is that Finn had a rifle in his hands when the First Order attacked Takodana and then yells "I don't have a weapon!" when coming outside. Product of a deleted scene in which he, Han and Chewie are stopped by Stormtroopers and instructed to drop their weapons to which Han and Chewie refuse before the building collapses.
Haha... Makes me wonder if they leave out 'sins' specifically for use to catch them.
Also, why the fuck is it an old - timey wooden chest box. Even the prequals and original movies had 'advanced' boxes. Nope this shit is just wooden. "It's old so it must be wooden" Fuck this movie sucked.
13:58 well after the obi wan show we know there is a connection
8:49 to be fair, luke threw away his green one in episode 6 and magically has it in episode 8 in the flashback
At the end of Episode 6, somehow he has his green lightsaber
I like how you did The Last Jedi first before this.
oh wait nvm
The NuggetBacon I think this is a reupload
As he said he'd be doing this month.
Wow, so after the battle of Hogwarts, William Weasley became a stormtrooper and eventually became Star wars Hitler. Live long enough, and you will see the hero become the villain, eh?
Yeah... and he had to service Voldemort alongside Snape :D
FailedLeopard Voldemort died, William decided to join The Resistance in hope of destroying the galaxy
The reason Rey is looked down upon is that she was able to use certain Force Techniques that it took others including Anakin and Luke Skywalker to learn over time. Even Ahsoka Tano successfully and barely manipulated a guard with the Force with prior training. Rey was able to do it on the first try not even believing in the existence of Luke Skywalker or knowledge of the Force or even feeling a connection until after learning about both. (Added Sin)
You should have shown the stormtroopers stopping when they saw Kylo destroying machinery, before deciding they had other places to be. And taking off a sin or two for being the smartest stormtroopers on the ship
I don’t care BB-8 will never stand close to R2D2
Change my mind
I agree with the OP. BittyBitch-8 will occasionally have to waste time truffle shuffling to get certain tools into position because of his round shape and rolling should cause damage to his gear panels, eventually bending them open or pinning them shut.
Aarron Lambo You're the loser that has time to whine like a bitch about people using cliches. You get a life, worthless piece of shit.
I like BB-9E in The Last Jedi, because, like Boba Fett, not much screen time and looks badass.
BB-8 is a piece of shit.
@Aarron Lambo Triggered.
@Aarron Lambo goood let the hate flow throw you.
Chewbacca's been through a lot of shit. He knows how well they aim. He could have shot Kylo at least ten more times before shooting back at the stormtroopers.
I fucking DIED at that moment 14:27
You missed the part at 14:10 where Kylo is holding his lightsaber sideways, so only the short cross vent things are facing toward Han, but then when he ignites it, the main blade is facing toward Han.
I assumed that a video with this title would be many hours long, so well done for keeping it under 20 minutes!
That's not the Star Destroyer's shadow on the planet at the beginning of the video. It's the actual ship, which you can see when it then covers the moon.
Kylo stopping the blaster shot was amazing, except it completely ruins any blaster fire shot at him after this scene and makes me wonder how he could get shot by Chewie. Chewie was way farther away than Poe when he fired.
Jub Jub he was also pretty distracted at that time, you know, after killing his father
“He’s like, 30! How long do they train”?
The point is that they are supposed to be more effective than imperial stormtroopers
Well I don't know about you but in most cases involving sport and military, people are less effective after hittin 30. In fact a trained Soldier would probably be better if he was 20 or 25. At 30 years? Seems like a lot of training. Or they took in a middle aged man and tried to convert him wich just seems silly.
And yet, they were far worse. Alas.
It's a Mad, Mad, (etc.) World in Space? Now, _that's_ a movie I must see!
"If you're a fan of Girls, then this moment pulled you straight out of the movie." or if, like me, you'd never seen the show, but still recognised that it was set up as some kind of reveal to finally see Kylo Stimpy's face, it was " ... I have no idea who that is supposed to be."
He was far more intimidating with the mask on.
Yeah see that was the shock: to see that Kylo Ren was human. A young man, at that. The audience (myself included) was expecting to see something like a burnt-up Anakin or even just the cliche Sith look (pale skin, yellow eyes, etc.)
You REMOVED a sin for Rey auto figuring out the Jedi mind trick??!! That was TOTAL BS. No one could've GUESSED that. Luke had to at least have it demonstrated in front of him by Obi-wan. Rey just being awesome with the force WITH ABSOLUTLEY NO TRAINING was stupid.
But, but womens RULE! And ovaries! And men SUCK!
What-the-fuck-ever....
Like Luke picking up the lightsaber from the snow in the Wampa cave with virtually zero training on that subject?
@@Zhaggysfaction not zero he had 3 years worth of trial and error, the advice of others and dangerous missions to help him hone his skills unlike Rey who performed a mind trick on a fully aware and unwilling trooper, something that she had never seen or heard of.
@@ricardoquintero7160 Yes but in ep4 Luke had no idea what the force or the jedi were. He did not know what they could even do so for all we know, in the wampa cave, he didn't know you can you use the force to lift things. Yeah there probably may have been some people around him that knew that you could do that. And I'm talking about the movies only, I don't know about other canon material. Maybe a little off-topis but for instance Harry Potter could do things he did not know he could as a child like speaking to snakes and letting the snake out of his cage or whatever it was. And these types of sitations occur in real life as well. Some people are so talented in something that they can do it to a high level the first time they try it, in sports or art or whatever. And Rey did know about the force and what Jedis can do, at least some of it. Yeah she did learn pretty fas I agree, but we are talking about a fantasy world with the this super magical power that can control the universe, is it really that hard to imagine that some individuals can grasp it faster than others and have a more natural talent for it? At least when she got a hint that she had some force sensitivity in her, she knew what to look for. Also the first order troopers were mind controlled in the first place so they might have been easier to use mind trick on anyway.
@@Zhaggysfaction Zhaggysfaction really? The Force and magic are completely different bro. The Force must be harnessed and controlled where as magic in the Harry Potter universe starts to manifest at puberty and is very closely linked to emotions. Most wizards have little episodes like that where they lash out with their magic abilities but most didn't live with the Dursleys. Luke had an idea about what Jedi were by the way when Ben told him that he and his father were once Jedi he didn't question it and he didin fact have some minimal instruction in the Force from the film as when Ben is mentoring him in the Falcon and when he again tells him during the trench run to use the Force Luke is not overwhelmed with confusion. If you read some canon material particularly Heir to the Jedi it gives you insight into some of his life right after ANH and his learning of telekinesis. So yes even the most gifted young Jedi had to learn a skill with instruction rather than just give it a go without any insight or outside help.
the reason chewie didnt ill kylo when han died was because he couldnt bring himself to murder the boy he once helped to raise
And they had to have Rey kick his ass because feminism
Broken Warrior I appreciate the objective, common sense view. For me, even if she could’ve bested him, it makes for bad writing and plot lines. If she can beat him in the first movie with no experience, at such a huge disadvantage- it isn’t believable that she could ever lose to him in the following two movies. A hero should be humbled, or have some battle to fight for and chase, they didn’t give that to Rey, she simply mastered everything with ease. Which sucks, because Daisy Ridley is a great actress and the opening 20 minutes of the first movie showed a lot of promise.
Broken Warrior you’re my type of girl
Chewie: Send me to kill Snoke. I won't kill Ben.
Conscience: To battle Snoke, strong enough you are not.
Chewie: He is like my nephew. I cannot do it.
Conscience: Twisted by the Dark Side, young Solo has become. The boy you knew, gone he is. Consumed by Kylo Ren.
15:43 “how am I supposed to tell this women I slashed her son across the face” -rey
"Redheaded Hilter ..." [dies] Thank you, that was perfect.
Awesome, I get to re-roll my eyes at you removing sins for Marey Sue.
Should just add 100 sins to every SW movie ever for Mary Sues. Not one single film without them.
Ok. R2 was in all movies. Quite right.
Stop crying.
Every Star Wars protagonist is a Mary Sue. Stop using such a pointless argument. It reeks of "get the girl out of our tree house"
Na, Luke was a Gary Sue. And if people would actually look up the definition of these terms, they'd realise that a Mary or Gary Sue are inserts of the author him- or herself into the story. Based on that, Luke is actually a Gary Sue, because he's awesome and his background is not too different from Lucas' own background. Rey on the other hand is not an insert of Abrams and only a play on the tropes used by Lucas for both Anakin and Luke before.
0:45
Also about balance, the Jedi numbered in the thousands during the "glory days" of the Republic, but their entire order was hassled and, ultimately wiped out by only one Sith and whichever apprentice he had at the moment. It's the galaxy that needs balance, not the Force. And, the ones to maintain that balance hardly include the Jedi.
The speak from 08:55 till the end of it actually would have motivated me to fight for the empire
The stoemtrooper that yelled traitor was in Finns squad, and his friend and the guy who cover Finns helmate in blood, was also his friend.
Yes. This is something that would have been awesome if covered by even a moment of screen time. One scene of two stormtroopers looking at each other, obviously nervous, and the higher ranking stormtrooper coming by to keep them on mission would have been sufficient. Don't even have to play the name game, but this movie gave us none of that. It could even be shot *now*, and just have nameless, faceless nobodies for the reshoot. Who here could know?
Funny enough, the number for that stormtrooper is TR-8R. say it ast and ypu pronouce his only line.
@@thedarkestlight4563 yooooo!
Nah it's FN-2199, TR-8R was a fan-name
1:14, 10:08, 14:45 - it IS an insult and it is a HUGE betrayal. As it turns out, in the novel this script is based on, Finn, as all new order storm troopers, was taken as a young child, young enough not to know his parents, so that he could be trained to be incredibly loyal and efficient (combining the training style of clone troopers with the empire's storm troopers). Since they were taken so young, their squad mates became their family as they trained for so long with them. back at the start of the movie, the trooper that 'marks' Finn is actually one of his squad he grew up with, a clumsy trooper that was somewhat looked down upon and Finn treated like a brother. then later on at Mazz's, the trooper who throws down his gun (though seriously has a blaster ever beat a lightsaber since order 66?) was another member of Finn's squad. To the storm troopers Finn 'grew up' with, he is a traitor. I know ultimately you don't care about this, because it's in the novel and i myself didn't now about this until very recently. However, i think it is a sin that this bond between these other 2 storm troopers wasn't explained better, i think it would've been great to expand on Finn's internal conflict as he ultimately betrays what was his family and the only life he knew, rising from being a nameless cog in the machine to a great resistance leader like Poe, a theme that seems to be prevalent in the star wars franchise - rising from nothingness.
Actually it was stated the Storm Troopers at least under the Empire are mostly volunteers
the book was released AFTER the movie not before. So the book is based on the movie (not the other way around) they also used the book to fill in a lot of the oops makes no sense and we need to make these characters more bad ass issues of the movie....
Been here since the beginning man and this is one of your finest works really good thank you
While I can appreciate the new trilogy for what it is, it feels like in our timeline we got the bad ending where Disney bought out Star Wars and kinda ran it into a corner. I wanna see the good ending where Disney never bought it out, and we get to see a true conclusion to the story.
well george lucas wanted to focus on leia training new young jedi, and explore "the microscopic world of midichlorians." which, im always down for more leia, the midichlorians thing would have turned a ton of people off (though the way he explains the force as being made of amoral living organisms could be potentially interesting, given they dont care about the humans who have built this whole mystical religion out of their existence) but i think the ultimate factor in whether or not it turned out to be good would be whether or not george lucas learned from the mistakes he made with the prequels. and given his original plan before the disney buy-out was to re-release every star wars movie in theaters, starting with the phantom menace, over the course of six years before finally releasing the new ones... i mean, it still sounds more like the gimmicky, tonedeaf lucas were used to. dont get me wrong, i wouldve preferred that good timeline over this one with disney - i dont hate the sequel trilogy, but its due to its jarring lack of consistency i have a hard time even seeing it as part of the series - but make no mistake, had george lucas maintained creative control, unless someone stepped in to direct and write the screenplays while he was just "the idea man" it wouldve just been the prequels again. ymmv on whether thats better or worse.
OMFG, removing a sin for the no-training Jedi mind trick? You've got to be kidding me...
PS. I remember being disappointed when I thought the new jedi was going to be a former Stormtrooper. I remember instead slowly becoming outright disgusted with the MaSu-Rey alternative that we got. That combat scene with baby-tanrum Ren/Ben...
Nyarlathotep Flagg there is so much wrong with this movie and yet your problem is a female Jedi?? 🤦♂️🤦♂️Cmon man
But like yea how tf did she even know that mind tricks were a thing. I feel like he’s a little bit biased towards Star Wars movies in general considering how many sins were taken off for basically nothing
@@dhruvgirgenti8268 Nyarla literally said nothing about a female jedi and you are both at the same point with the absurdity of untrained mind tricks. Read it again more arefully.
Rey can apparently use a highly skilled force technique without any training or knowledge on what the force is or does expertly on her first try after defeating the trained evil guy prodigy at torture and I LOVE IT AND IT MAKES ALL THE SENSE AND SIN REMOVED
@@dhruvgirgenti8268 What, stormtroopers cant be female? He wanted a former stormtrooper to be a Jedi, that's an awesome idea it would explain some military training, maybe some force knowledge and a personal reason to hate the First Order. He didnt even mention gender but nah hop up on that high horse.
What kind of training does the Jedi mind trick? Luke’s training from Yoda seemed to focus on mental discipline, not a how-to on how to do tricks.
No sin for Rey being able to fly a ship the way she did even though she has never flown that kind of ship before (or even any kind of space ship maybe). Their escpae from Jakku is most unbeliveble because of that imo.
You remove sins for Rey being able to use force powers in the way she did when she haven't even had 5 minutesof training? TRAITOR!
Rey, a force user, yes, training, none, still being able to block Kylo trying to read her mind, I can accept that but how the hell does she know how to do a jedi mind trick? How does she even know it exists? And I can't belive that Kylo Ren who has hade force training sence he was a child would lose a "pull the lightsaber" competion with Rey who has had no training. Remember, the are equally strong in that game in the Last Jedi movie but in this movie she is stronger, what the fuck gives?
zwippie92 Rey did fly ships before, she says it after the Falcon chase. And if you can fly one ship, you can pretty much fly any ship. Remember, the battle of Yavin was the first time Luke flew an X-Wing.
She had a realistic flight simulator in the Before the Awakening novel, she learned how to fly many different ships
And don't forget, Rey was talking to Han about the "modifications" Unkar made to it, meaning that she had at least been on the ship a few times. And flying has never been shown to be that hard in this franchise, so why is it such a big deal? Oh yeah, women, cooties, all that....
Actually there is a film theory that explains, base on Solo the movie, that the millenium falcon actually fly's itself because it has the brain of a very skilled android pilot. So Rey flying the millenium falcon as a pro being a noob is very possible.
If Rey has heard the legend of Luke Skywalker and the Jedi, she's probably heard about the jedi mind trick. It's not THAT far fetched she decided to try it with nothing to lose. Besides that, no one really disagrees with you.
I hate how Disney just throws around old sayings from the original trilogy like "I gotta bad feeling about this" and "it would take a miracle" without really caring if it would fit inside of the plot
I'm pretty sure Luke took Anakin's corpse with him, not just the helmet.
After burning it on Endor..?? O_o