Habsburgs, Habsburgs, All Around | The Life & Times of Henry 2
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I too like to measure the length of my army. After all, it is a very good army, with a good width, girth, and quite hardened.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
i thought i had i huge army but it turns out my girlfriend was just lying to make me feel better...
They stand straight, tall, and have a huge helmet.
Hfar when someone says they have a huge “army” it’s because it is small AF
My army is so large and powerful that I'm going to use it to destroy Russia this winter. Becky says she hates it when I call her "Russia"...
Henry II: Ewwwww protestants but why not ally myself with the Ottomans?!
Ones own heretics are worse than just enemies. Enemies can be friends ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
On the other hand, the Ottomans (Suni Muslims) preferred to ally with Christians than with the Persian Shahs (Shiah Muslims), so it's a mutual feeling
Im guessing his reasoning was this:
It would be better to be allied to heathens that to heretics. (Both are better than pagans though)
Medieval Politics is complicated, and weird
@@Cosmeticcritique13 wow rude.
"...so he goes home and marries his daughter..."
Me: !!!
"...to Phillip."
Me: oh ok :D
What do you take him for, a Habsburg?
@@lewisirwin5363
Henry VIII: Mary! We're *ALL* inbred!
(Cookie if you get the reference.)
@@jeffreyherrera5069 oversimplified
@@pedropedrohan102 Here you go
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@@jeffreyherrera5069 yay
The thing about Nostradamus's (famous) predictions is that, even though they were written down in a vague manner, that was done on purpose (on request by his noble clientele). Nostradamus always offered to, and often did, explain their meaning in detail to his clients. The problem with this is that we do have a bunch of other predictions of his, they had a hit rate of about 3% seriously tarnishing his modern image.
The idea however that Nostradamus was selling "vague predictions" is complete fiction that mostly results from his records not being well kept and multiple, strongly differing, translations going about.
Lmfao I literally got an add for "improved eye health"
Step 1: Keep pointy things away from your eyes
@@JackRackam love your channel
Fun fact : Gabriel Montgomery's dad almost killed Henri II's dad François I by throwing him a firebrand in the head during a snowball fight, what a cursed family
God. I pray that one day you will cover Charles V, he is one of my favourite monarchs and a underrated historical figure.
Well some people have talked about him, but they never get his name right
Sandman
Because he was king of Spain,and the Anglos hate Spain,so they deleted him from history
@daniel halachev oh shut up napoleon was fucking overrated
@@bokonoo77 where are you getting napoleon
LOVE the way this was both written & presented. Excellent!
If Mary and Phillip had produced an heir, it would have resulted in an Habsurg England.
The Charles II of England could've been rather different than the one we actually got.
Rather different, indeed.....
That would be a hell of a timeline
I want to go to that timeline!! Maybe all that inbreeding would had finally terminated the english monarchy :D
4:30 That Nostradamus black metal bit, though.
Changing his voice... Sooo funny
Nostradamus - The Apparition (Spawn of Possession cover)
@@matheuscavalcante8384 Thanks, I really wanted to check that out! :)
And still...nobody cared about the White Walkers.
1552 is the Renaissance. The White Walkees would be history by then. 😄
julie doll right right, white walkers were 12th century. sigh its sad to see people butchering history. This crap video didn’t even mention the marriages between the haspburgs and the targaryns.
Aka the ottomans
@@frekcho850 not one bit lol.
@@frekcho850 these are the brown walkers lol
Love the combination of brilliant humor and stimulating, beautiful imagery. Excellent.
Why does the illuminati symbol have a sharingan
Because the illuminati is run by ninjas, of course. They're the masters of stealth and deception
Jack Rackam That makes an surprising amount of sense...
Good answer
That... that makes sense actually.
Madara Uchia is behind all of it, Naruto is a way of telling the truth without being caught.
In 1552 the ottomans owned Hungary
Transylvania
Wallachia
Moldavia
And that Balkan mess
Also Crimea
Actually Crimea owned itself but worked for the Ottomans
@@bandit9667 same with Moldova.
@@mr.helsing7192 actually Wallachia too
And after a while some of the Balkan mess too
@Varoon why _not?_
and all those places still suck. coincidence? no, appreciate not being ruled over by turks
Henri’s wife, Catherine de Medici, is too underrated imo. Not that she was a legend or anything, just think that she deserves a mention and a better reputation than she apparently has nowadays
Beginning of a legend
Henree du... fromage
KILLED ME!!!!! XD XD XD
+bluemoondiadochi Les calembours français sont les meilleurs calembours
Deux
@@JackRackam nobody uses the word calembours
@@drose6437 What would be the better phrasing?
@@JackRackam jeux de mot (word play), just because frenchies don't really use the word pun, most of them refer to puns, switching of word and stuff like that by just saying (jeux de mots).
And now we finally have part 2
Love, love, love your videos.. So accurate & so funny!! Genuis
Sir. I’m still waiting for you to get back to Alexander Anderson.
Believe it or not, I think you might be the first person to actually call me out on that
Jack Rackam damn really? I guess I expected more people to be hellsing and hellsing abridged fans. It’s a shame really.
@@Nerdznewznow One day I'll just casually mention him in a video and pretend like I planned it all along
Jack Rackam complete the circle and leave everyone either amazed at how long you waited or utterly confused.
I was surprised it took me so long to find more comments. That Hellsing abridged reference was great
Fa piacere vedere che la storia è una passione di molti..Altro che le cavolate dei programmi televisivi di oggi...impariamo ..guardiamo al passato ..capiremo meglio il presente
Best history channel on CZcams!!!
The CIA killed king Henry
The CIA is an ancient organization, it’s roots spanning to before the dawn of civilization
Thanks to CZcams algorithm for showing me this channel
I love your videos!!🙌🙌
"Everything is for the best, anyhow . . ." --Candide's Nurse
Ohhhh I got the chills at the end
That isn't messy. That's magnificent!
I was promised Alexander Anderson...
The legend begins
I like the Italian Wars very interesting what I like to call for the French “War of the Affable.” Because Charles VIII
lmao, love the "apparition" by Spawn Of Possession playing over Nostradumbass' prophecy.
Mr. Rackham is a man of taste and spohistication i see.
I love this F-ing guy. The video ending was Funny.
Love this Channel! So happy that I subscribe
you know, an "X Files" music at the end would have set it off like nothing! XD
Awesome content like always!
Haha nice touch with the sharingan as the all seeing eye in the Nostrodamus bit.
You made videos 6 years ago, and even had the same intro. Wild
Maria theresia was a great monarch, she was a young woman who had to confront alone almost all Europe with a ruined empire! she made great changes in civil code, education, servants situation, she was a great mother , wife, great strategist , she protect arts, devout catholic ,but she separates through the chancellery , the treats with the Church from the State....for me is after Isabella the I of Castile, the greatest female ruler in history , maybe equal to Katherine the great
Astrofabio she wasn’t a great wife tho
@@qtaro-7097 Like your mom?
1:36 That's not Poland, it's a Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth and it didn't exist yet, it was created in 1569
Your audio is so much better now!
People were tough, 10 days to give from a wound like that.
to be fair, the helmet blocked the worst of it. i believe it was the infection that ultimately killed him, as it was with most injuries back then.
But,..... I can't tell him!!! I just don't know!!!!! Whoa! I still have chills!!!!!
No Hapsburg/HRE conversation is complete without quoting Voltaire. It's also funny and true...:)
5:21 it's nice to see Armored Skeptic here
Love your content
Thanks!
You like hellsing? And team four stars? You earned my subscription
I like how you casually just call him Charles Vee instead of Charles the fifth lmao
Why is the audio ✨crunchy✨
Because this is a 4 year old video 🤣
I'm 100% sure the song at 4:30 is Apparition by Spawn of Possesion to those who wanna know.
You are correct
@@JackRackam :)
@@JackRackam Wait this video is 3 years old why are you still replying to comments
@@bubbyroosh4038 CZcams studio shows me comments from all videos in order of recency, so I don't have to go trolling through every video individually
3:47
And here gentlemen, that's why we should always activate exclaves 😂😂😂
The song that plays during 4:30 is Apparition by Spawn of Possession
Stabiles Video 👍
Do the Henry 2nd of England!
I come from 4 years in the future to tell you that Henry VIII wasn't Protestant- he was just a Catholic who broke with Rome. The later Anglican Church is also technically Catholic as well. It is a question of rites and beliefs etc
(I suppose you could take the view that he was a Protestant Catholic, but Henry would cut your head off for that so...)
It's not the size of an army, it's what you do with it.
It's the girth. Narrow armies get outflanked.
Fromage? You untangle dexter from the ropes in your basement immediately and let him get back to his lab or uh tory right this moment 😂🤣😂🤣 gj on that bit of writing
I would love to see more videos from you.
More is on the way! I've been super busy over the holiday season, but the goal is to get the next video out before the 18th, so stay tuned!
Good video lost it at the sharingan 🤣
Man, this is so much more relaxed than your later videos.
I imagine them fighting with thier long chin
Way to keep people engaged! Around minute three, should the subtitles say Lourraine maybe? (not Leuven.)
Bravo je suis fan de ce style xD
To be fair to Nostradamus that's actually pretty damn specific! To the point of making a hell of a coincidence.
Well to be fair Henry 2 and the ottomans had something in common which was indiscriminate hatred for the hapsburgs and if you really think about it how much more commonality do you need to have?
Nostradamus must have KNOWN what was going to happen when he wrote those prophecies so vaguely. I imagine him not as some important figure in a world conspiracy but just the world's biggest troll.
When you said he knew what was going to happen I thought you were arguing he was a troll by intentionally warning people in the least helpful way just to be able to say "I told you so" which would also be pretty funny
There’s a sharingan in the Illuminati...
Is the Illuminati even real
@@fawadahmedshaikh718 technically yes although it was a Bavarian secret society with the goal of fighting the influence of the church on everyday life.
As the 13th great-grandson of Henry II, I'll say this..... It's nice to see the dysfunction never left the bloodline. Ha!
@0:25 - Maps with the Holy Roman Empire's constituent parts scare me.
Does the map switching between French and English bother anybody else as much as it bothered me?
I'm going apeshit over how fun this video is! Haha...
I started laughing hysterically at the sharingan. I hope that was intentional
HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAH OMG FAV CHANNEL HILARIOUS!
Fucking knew! It the Leaf was right to eradicate the Uchiha
Is it wrong that I immediately thought of Armored Skeptic the second I saw that helmet at 5:21
Why do you use the 1500 map and not at least a 1550 map? The Turks had annexed the entire mamluk sultanate, all of Anatolia, Mesopotamia and Hungary.
This was the reign of Suleiman the magnificent not Bayazid II.
You can probably tell what view I take on the ottomans from my username but we should at least be accurate if we want to describe a time period, especially when you highlight their 1500 borders and claim it to be the 1550s borders
I go on about the Turks because that's the most blatant mistake because the rest of post byzantine,pre napoleon history is really boring so I don't know much other than of the Russians and the Turks in the 1450-1800
Yeah, this video was made at a time when I knew very little about history or animation and just wanted to find a high resolution map that was close enough. Probably there wasn't a high-res 1550 map that looked as good and I didn't know the differences
Jack Rackam when In doubt hop into eu4 and snap a pic that’s what I always say! I even use a ck2 screenshot in one of my presentations for Charlemagne to help get the viewer involved and interested.
DarudeShaun I see that you are a man of culture as well.
so will this be continued
And now... the weather.
Any other South Africans in the audience? Anyone from Eswatini? Or Lesotho?
I missed this episode of epic rap battles of history
Was...was that a Dexter reference?
Henry 2 did 2 things!
You are off the meter!!
hilarious!
Actually Henry's eye was pierced in the second round or whatever. So it was not a 'single battle'. Montogomery knocked down Henry, but he got back up. And during the rematch, the lance broke, and pierced the French monarch's eye.
Single battle means one on one.
@@TheFiresloth Thank you my friend! Now I know.
@@JustMe-vo5er : And it's half the single battle ^^ You're welcome.
I'm just noticing this was 4 YEARS ago
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just found you and this is great
Coincidence? I think SO!
What’s the piano background music ????????????
Dark forces, definitely. I mean, the past few years have been kind of messed up. The weirdness of it all has me thinking that something is actually going on.
Where is part 2?
Henry VIII didn't become protestant. He made himself the head of the english church and dissolved the monasteries to enrich himself. apart from that he stayed pretty much a catholic. It was under his son Eduard , when the reformation really was forced upon most of the people, only to be reversed by his halfsister Mary afterwards and then rereversed by his halfsister Elisabeth.Let us be precise!
I tell you, I tell you
I was actually about to believe than champagne wasn't invented until 1960 I have the stupid omg
Much Darker Forces in the Universe.
Charles V looks like future Adam Levine
Rip armored skeptic
why were so many monarchs called Henry?
I'll tell you..... I just "Subscribed."
Henry the Two: Be gone prot
Why is the sharingan in the pyramid exactly?
3:48 Northern Ireland doesn't want to become part of the Republic of Ireland. And the Republic doesn't even want reunification itself.
It will never not grate on my old world ears when conials refer to monarchs like they're film franchises... everything else is magnificent though, carry on my good sir.
Hehehe, excellent, that means it's working