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  • čas přidán 10. 08. 2017
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  • @jamesgarratt1043
    @jamesgarratt1043 Před 7 lety +305

    this is quite detailed for a hypothetical situation...
    that never happened

    • @kitchenjail3546
      @kitchenjail3546 Před 4 lety +18

      Certanly Sir. This man has an amazing imagination and excellent knowledge of how the powers of the warp operate. With that kind of insight, it's very easy to make such hypostheical plans, of course. How else do you think the grand strategists of the Astra Militarum make their plans and contingencies?

    • @lemanwolfinruss1905
      @lemanwolfinruss1905 Před 4 lety +11

      I'm here for my sons.

    • @The_Crimson_Fucker
      @The_Crimson_Fucker Před 4 lety +8

      @@kitchenjail3546
      The grand strategists of the Astra Millitarum possess detailed knowledge of the powers of the warp? *THEY ARE HERETICS, PURGE THEM!*

    • @ConfusedGuardsman
      @ConfusedGuardsman Před 4 lety +1

      @@lemanwolfinruss1905 Ahh, the father of the ferocious puppies!

    • @jamst123
      @jamst123 Před 4 lety +1

      If the universe is infinite then it has or will have happened.. and everything ever imagined. Food for thought.

  • @DarthCuddlefluff
    @DarthCuddlefluff Před 7 lety +408

    Chaos?! On Armageddon?! WE HAVE TO [R E D A C T E D B Y T H E I N Q U I S I T O N] *bolter shot* Everything is fine. Please continue about your business. Emperor Protects.

  • @peterpan4962
    @peterpan4962 Před 7 lety +141

    You know, you have to wonder how fucked the inquisition is when a bunch of genetically enhanced super soldiers who spare no excuse to spill the blood of anyone say, "you know, this might be a bit excessive".

    • @notinspectorgadget
      @notinspectorgadget Před 3 lety +6

      The salamanders aren't the average post-human supersoldiers, they actually give a shit about the people they were explicitly created to protect. almost every other chapter seems to have forgotten or flat out ignored that particular piece of information.

    • @MsHaiducu
      @MsHaiducu Před 2 lety +14

      @@notinspectorgadget Ultramarines,black dragons,lamenters,blood angels and to some extent the crimson fists.There are others who care.But none as much as the salamanders and the lamenters.

    • @notinspectorgadget
      @notinspectorgadget Před 2 lety +1

      @@MsHaiducu *almost*

  • @macrux152__8
    @macrux152__8 Před 7 lety +498

    Arch, why is the Inquisition looking up my internet history?
    Arch?
    Arrch?

    • @gfg1651
      @gfg1651 Před 4 lety +16

      run

    • @Inquisitor_Vex
      @Inquisitor_Vex Před 4 lety +29

      +++ incoming transmission +++
      +++ decrypting +++
      +++ authorisation seal: =][= +++
      +++ Michael Straub-Riedler, multiple sources have reported you for heresy 2nd degree, possession of illicit stims, possession of an illegal weapons and harbouring and/or aiding and abetting enemies of the Imperium. +++
      +++ sentence.. +++
      +++ excommunicatus traitoris +++
      +++ report to precinct HQ for summary execution. +++

    • @gfg1651
      @gfg1651 Před 4 lety +7

      @@Inquisitor_Vex sry curently deploid in the Cold shoulder System you gonna have 2 pick me up

    • @Inquisitor_Vex
      @Inquisitor_Vex Před 4 lety +12

      +++ Michael Straub-Riedler, We recommend you report for your execution before 0.822.019.M03 (Monday 9pm). Failure to attend will result in more charges against you. +++

    • @gfg1651
      @gfg1651 Před 4 lety +5

      Sry my executor has been eaten by tyranids that woud make me next highest Officer... we gonna talke aboud that after i saved the planet

  • @DocWolph
    @DocWolph Před 7 lety +172

    Took the Oregon trail. Died of Dysentery.
    Went to Armageddon. Mauled in Chaos fueled riots, Straved half to death, Drank bad water died of Dysentery... Resurrected by Nurgle.

    • @seawolf4846
      @seawolf4846 Před 3 lety +4

      The amount of bad luck in that is hilarious...sort of

    • @adamfox1669
      @adamfox1669 Před 3 lety +8

      @@seawolf4846 that kind of bad luck is usually reserved for the Lamenters chapter

    • @andyfriederichsen
      @andyfriederichsen Před rokem

      The second situation sounds far worse. Shitting yourself to death and staying dead is a far better fate.

    • @Parklarblick
      @Parklarblick Před rokem +2

      And that was all on Day 1. It got way worse from there!

  • @derekburge5294
    @derekburge5294 Před 7 lety +925

    *LOUD INQUISITORIAL COUGHING*

    • @baker90338
      @baker90338 Před 7 lety +69

      *_inquisitorial party crashing intensifies_*

    • @TheCorrodedMan
      @TheCorrodedMan Před 7 lety +47

      (Resident word bearers preacher slowly inches behind a light pole)

    • @echolight2366
      @echolight2366 Před 7 lety +38

      *alpha legion Sorcerer hides in the warp*

    • @PwnedDuck
      @PwnedDuck Před 7 lety +32

      Derek Burge LOUD INQUISITORIAL BLAMMING

    • @mikhailbychkov5042
      @mikhailbychkov5042 Před 7 lety +37

      *Exterminatus intensifies*

  • @f.powell8724
    @f.powell8724 Před 5 lety +279

    Well, naming a planet “Armageddon” is a pretty big red sign.

    • @Maezhughes
      @Maezhughes Před 4 lety +3

      Yeah, I wonder y no one thought of that before 🤔

    • @tneal89
      @tneal89 Před 3 lety +17

      Yeah, but it's waaay better than it's previous name, "Ullanor". I mean, come on, "Armageddon" has another syllable and therefore is better, I guess.

    • @karimsoufi6535
      @karimsoufi6535 Před 3 lety

      @@Maezhughes 00ööö0000ö0öööööööö00ööööö00ööö0

    • @antraxosazrael8480
      @antraxosazrael8480 Před 3 lety +4

      Well ther us s place called har megiddo on our earth from wich the word armageddon comes. Armageddon is in the new age a word to name big katastrophs yes but the word itself was always the place wher the last fight in the endtimes would be fought atleast in the christian religion.

    • @raider3167
      @raider3167 Před 3 lety +1

      Tis better than the Ork name of Gorkamorka. It’s their Jerusalem.

  • @anthonybell9807
    @anthonybell9807 Před 5 lety +42

    When Mortarion bet with the Emperor that he could kill his adopted father, he failed and would have died if the Emperor hadn't saved him. Though he still conquered 99.9% of his planet, so still better than angron

  • @BR4IN1N4J4R
    @BR4IN1N4J4R Před 7 lety +502

    BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!

  • @malcadorthesigillite5847
    @malcadorthesigillite5847 Před 7 lety +77

    _You bulldoze ONE Ork homeworld for a crusade ending rave and this shit happens._

    • @robertnelson9599
      @robertnelson9599 Před 4 lety +10

      No wonder the Inquisition uses Exterminatus all the time.

    • @nukclear2741
      @nukclear2741 Před 3 lety +6

      Ullanor sounds like a good vacation place. If only the mechanicus hadn’t accidentally blown it up. Oh well, Armageddon it is...

    • @mitchell3593
      @mitchell3593 Před 3 lety

      @@nukclear2741 i thought they were ordered to blow it up

    • @nukclear2741
      @nukclear2741 Před 3 lety +3

      @@mitchell3593 just in case you don’t know, it was never destroyed, just moved, then became Armageddon, which is what my joke is.

    • @mitchell3593
      @mitchell3593 Před 3 lety +2

      @@nukclear2741 i knew armageddon was ullanor, i just thought that the mechanicus was ordered to destroy it, but moved it instead

  • @godemperorofmankind7255
    @godemperorofmankind7255 Před 7 lety +159

    Fucking chaos!!! Always ruining my shit!!!

    • @jozefkiska3230
      @jozefkiska3230 Před 7 lety +3

      God Emperor of Mankind praise lord tzeentch.

    • @markhohenbrink5230
      @markhohenbrink5230 Před 7 lety +4

      God Emperor of Mankind I'm sorry my man emperor of mankind but the only good news is the tyrannids are now being fought by the tau and there might be a genestealer cult on terra

    • @Kh0rne8
      @Kh0rne8 Před 7 lety +13

      God Emperor of Mankind it was not the first time now was it, Dad ?

    • @mjonarxd8253
      @mjonarxd8253 Před 7 lety

      So how's it hanging corpse god

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 Před 7 lety +2

      God Emperor of Mankind
      Yeah, dat Month of Shame was hard on ya Humies from dem Chaos boys... OH WAIT! BWAAAAAAAGHAHAHAHA!!!!

  • @Wimplo86
    @Wimplo86 Před 7 lety +617

    "You're gonna purge the entire planet!?"
    "Lord Inquisitor this isn't fair!"
    Inquisitor: "FAIR!? I'll tell you what's not fair! Spending a lifetime in a discount hobby store, watching all the other miniatures be sold!"

    • @Buzzy_Bland
      @Buzzy_Bland Před 5 lety +43

      Wimplo86 Pfffft!..... **laughter**
      Shut... shut the fuck up!

    • @lamichka
      @lamichka Před 5 lety +16

      AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!

    • @hunterv9983
      @hunterv9983 Před 4 lety +8

      Stinky Pete. Someone is going to by you.

    • @barrybend7189
      @barrybend7189 Před 4 lety +6

      Johnny play me something quick!

    • @thydzz2180
      @thydzz2180 Před 4 lety +1

      What's not fair is what the Space Wolves did to the Inquisition and the Gray Knights,

  • @stormlord819
    @stormlord819 Před 7 lety +83

    A little known fact ,Armageddon has one of the best carpet businesses in the Imperium ,and the inquisition is one of it's best costumers ,for all the shit that they have to sweep under those beautiful ''rugs'' ,that completely pull your focus from the blood and gory lumps beneath it!

    • @ffejpsycho
      @ffejpsycho Před 5 lety +6

      that carpet is actually orkoid fungus, though

  • @pippupaladin
    @pippupaladin Před 2 lety +4

    Mortarian needed to get rescued too, and strictly speaking Perturabo didn't control his planet either, his adoptive father did..
    Then Alpha just ended up on Terra and Omegon on an uninhabited planet before some pirates showed up and he stole their ship.

    • @omegawilliam95s36
      @omegawilliam95s36 Před 10 měsíci +1

      Angronn didn't even get close to conquering his world. He was captured, recaptured multiple times, got out and started a rebellion, but it went so bad that when the Emperor showed up, he had to teleport him onto his ship after previously refusing his help, and he was literally surrounded by all sides with his allies, who were all cut down after he disappeared. When he finally became an actual Primarch, he literally had nothing to his name but the Butcher's Nails forced into his skull.
      He may not have been the only to need saving, but he couldn't even avoid being used for most of life, where others would've either became an important figure, or at least be so terrifying that nobody would mess with him, but he spent his life as a lowey slave fighter.

  • @alithanar8
    @alithanar8 Před 4 lety +8

    Arch there is one use I can think of for Angron's Warhounds during the Great Crusade beyond letting them rot in the rear lines: Orks, when Orks are found throw them at the Orks and watch them both die. When the last Ork is dead and the Warhounds have been slaked, pick them up and send the Salamanders in to wipe out the spores.

  • @013wolfwarrior
    @013wolfwarrior Před 7 lety +138

    -Man I learned a lot today, stories like this inspire the soul to work their best for the Imperium and for the Emp...
    *loud knocking at the door*
    -Im his glorius name and his Inquisition open the door and surrender you're self!
    -Welp see ya later guys.

    • @tibbar20111987
      @tibbar20111987 Před 7 lety +9

      See you later my new servitor to be

    • @Psychoangel-d23
      @Psychoangel-d23 Před 7 lety +6

      Bálint Fábri *looks at the two dead assassins in the living room* Well. Atleast you dont have to clean your carpet.... FUCK

    • @FrstSpctr88
      @FrstSpctr88 Před 7 lety +5

      Bálint Fábri
      Fuck this I'm joining chaos!

    • @phreakazoith2237
      @phreakazoith2237 Před 6 lety +3

      Always expect the Imperial Inquisition. And they will not beat you with soft pillows.

    • @LordDeathwing17
      @LordDeathwing17 Před 5 lety

      Phreak Azoith
      And the Chair they use in not at all Comfy.

  • @classicfrog80
    @classicfrog80 Před 7 lety +201

    Regardless of what had happened on the planet, would you really, willingly, go to a place going by the name Armageddon? I do not fucking think so.

    • @axelNodvon2047
      @axelNodvon2047 Před 7 lety +47

      classicfrog80 Or Krieg, meaning war in an ancient Terran language

    • @mikhailbychkov5042
      @mikhailbychkov5042 Před 7 lety +67

      Mann Tau The Imperium of Man : subtilty is not our strongest asset
      Then again *Space Cathedrals*

    • @ilmevavi1112
      @ilmevavi1112 Před 7 lety +78

      the classy Inquisitor
      Boss: "So people we have this 150m titan but it's back is empty what should we put on it?"
      Pete: "Anti-air guns!"
      Boss: "good good. Jack, what do you think?"
      Jack: "Massive missile launchers".
      Boss: "Even better. Jon?"
      Jon: "Massive cathedral for the emperor?"
      Boss: " ... YES! BRILLIANT! ABSOLUTELY GENIOUS! YOU ARE PROMOTED!"

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 Před 7 lety +15

      classicfrog80
      IT SOUNDS GREAT! TIME TA GET DA BOYZ STUCK IN IT!

    • @penetrationexpert3241
      @penetrationexpert3241 Před 7 lety +22

      classicfrog80 I live on Armageddon,it's called iraq in this timeline

  • @nbp2015
    @nbp2015 Před 7 lety +45

    "The Emperor's Gift" is my favorite Black Library novel. By far, actually. It's the story of the final battle Armageddon and the months of shame, with some prelude, from the point of view of "young knight Hyperion", himself. Amazingly well written stuff.

    • @alexyoblick
      @alexyoblick Před 6 lety +3

      nbp2015 agreed. I have found that book to be very informative.

    • @notinspectorgadget
      @notinspectorgadget Před 2 lety +4

      Well written in general, or well written for a Black Library book?

  • @sanguiniusonvacation1803
    @sanguiniusonvacation1803 Před 7 lety +187

    OH good. Talking about my little brother .

    • @chasepalestrant1264
      @chasepalestrant1264 Před 7 lety +25

      Sanginius on vacation how's your vacation Lord?

    • @Buzzy_Bland
      @Buzzy_Bland Před 7 lety +5

      Sanginius on vacation *_IMPOSTER!_* **BLAM!!**

    • @Phenixtri
      @Phenixtri Před 7 lety +22

      ill be pissed if GW doesn't revive my fav primacrh via Ynnead and or Isha in future lore provided they stop half baking said lore >_>

    • @archon95-77
      @archon95-77 Před 7 lety +8

      Sanginius on vacation You Primarchs were all created at roughly the same time, no?

    • @TKUltra971
      @TKUltra971 Před 7 lety +15

      Oh man, PLEASE bring back the angel. Think about the story possibilities:
      GUliman ruling one side of the IOM
      Sanginius ruling the other half.
      Demon primarcs coming at both of them as the warp continents to go nuts
      And then.....
      Happy Vulkan and Corax show up to give Dad-Boy some HUGZS and to read newly created emo potery!
      Oh man oh man make this happen!

  • @tankbuster626
    @tankbuster626 Před 7 lety +7

    I just now fucking noticed that the skull positioned right in the middle of the book lights up every now and then. Just watch the eyes

  • @tacticalpasta6691
    @tacticalpasta6691 Před 6 lety +64

    Armageddon -the New York of 40k

  • @Brutalyte616
    @Brutalyte616 Před 7 lety +77

    Me an Da Boyz like watchin' dis stuff when we ain't out smashin' 'eads, so da first git wot callz in da Inquisition gets ta see wot da bidness end of a *WAAAGH!!!* looks like, real close and personal like...

  • @toxicmongerofthehatefulbro5745

    Hm...I need to contact my Cousins in the Space Wolves Chapter now...I have a few questions about the Inqusition they may be very good at answering..
    For Science, you know. Not because anything bad ever happened to a Chapter of Dorn's sons by the Inquisition. That'd be heresy. Now where's my Powerfist...

    • @chaplainjamesthicc305
      @chaplainjamesthicc305 Před 6 lety +23

      THE BLACK FUCKING TEMPLARS ARE READY TO PURGE ALL XENOS, HERETICS AND MUTANTS FROM THE FACE OF THIS GALAXY, IN THE NAME OF DORN AND THE GOD FUCKING EMPEROR OF MANKIND.
      AND IF YOU'RE WONDERING WHY I'M SCREAMING IT'S BECAUSE I AM AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING LUNATIC.
      PURGE THE HERETICS.

    • @CrimsonCeltCherokee
      @CrimsonCeltCherokee Před 6 lety +6

      imthickjamesbish are you purging with your kin?

    • @julianbraunbeck7632
      @julianbraunbeck7632 Před 6 lety +1

      why do you have to point out that you are an absolute lunatic? for an Black Templar that's normal

    • @inquisitorthomasdefinitely536
      @inquisitorthomasdefinitely536 Před 5 lety

      What are you hiding

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 Před 4 lety +5

      Chaplain James Thicc you’re not screaming your merely EXERCISING THE MIGHT OF YOUR VOCAL CORDS

  • @Litany_of_Fury
    @Litany_of_Fury Před 7 lety +144

    Basically turns into Judge Dread without the Dread to save the day.

    • @matthewbaker4885
      @matthewbaker4885 Před 6 lety +10

      Overlord Gaiseric Dredd*

    • @jamescawl6904
      @jamescawl6904 Před 6 lety +8

      Lassi Kinnunen worse theres a deamon primarch in the planet.
      I'd take judge death any day thank you very much.

    • @jamescawl6904
      @jamescawl6904 Před 6 lety +4

      Lassi Kinnunen well judge death didnt have to face Psykers, Inquisitors, Grey knights, Space Marines, Imperial Guards and the local PDF.
      Judge death and his posse only faced a group of Arbytes.
      I guess dread is the equivalent of a single grey knight based on his merits.

    • @forgefathereli8354
      @forgefathereli8354 Před 6 lety +3

      I love both these universes but Dredd doesn't even come close to a Standard Adeptus Arbites. If he were trained in 40k i think he'd make a badass inquisitor. Inquisitor Eisenhorn is *loosely* based off Judge Dredd according to dan abnett who writes 2000AD comics...

  • @TheCorrodedMan
    @TheCorrodedMan Před 6 lety +29

    "How you disappoint daddy"
    After reading Betrayer I can safely conclude that Angron couldn't give any less of a shit about how the emperor feels about him

  • @OneInTheRiver
    @OneInTheRiver Před 7 lety +222

    PRAISE THE BRIGE GOD! MAY HE FUNNEL OUR ENEMIES FOR ARTILLERY!!!

  • @harrysboylan
    @harrysboylan Před 7 lety +181

    man, thank god none of this actually happened hahahahahahapleasedontpurgemehahaha

  • @Zombiewithabowtie
    @Zombiewithabowtie Před 5 lety +4

    30:46 **Thinks back to the bit of lore that Khârn has an honest-to-Khorne Kill Counter installed in the visor of his battle helmet** I think they're quite fond of *certain* numbers, Arch...

  • @Venneroth
    @Venneroth Před 7 lety +25

    Arch, this has been a really wonderful series. Thanks so much! You really know how to make this stuff...oh, hello, Inquisitor. What brings you *BLAM!*

  • @startrekker4596
    @startrekker4596 Před 4 lety +6

    Inquisitor: “oh, it was a hypothetical, then.”
    Narrator: *saying this, he casually holstered a large bolter*

  • @richardhill-howgate5480
    @richardhill-howgate5480 Před 3 lety +4

    Arch we need the story about the war between the space pups and the pointy hats.

  • @skrv8588
    @skrv8588 Před 7 lety +12

    "Is there a God?" Yes, and he rules from the Golden Throne.

    • @thelvadam2375
      @thelvadam2375 Před 4 lety +1

      skrv I thought it was an over glorified toilet

  • @chickensforthechickengod9337

    Blood for the blood go- wait since virgins bleed when they lose they're virginity wouldn't that mean slannesh in gets that blood? A PARADOX OHMYEMPEROR

    • @Dzharek
      @Dzharek Před 7 lety +36

      No, Khorne gets the Blood because something got destroyed, and Slannesh gets the emotions of that action.

    • @alyssinclair8598
      @alyssinclair8598 Před 7 lety +24

      Dzharek if someone takes pleasure from their period is that a worship of khorne or slaanesh.

    • @toxicmongerofthehatefulbro5745
      @toxicmongerofthehatefulbro5745 Před 7 lety +22

      You have answered the question with the fifth word. Pleasure, That would be Slannesh.

    • @connorbrennan1850
      @connorbrennan1850 Před 7 lety +26

      Both, Multiple gods can get power from a singular action. Take some pleasure in killing an enemy? You just gave power to both Slannesh and Khorne. Concoct a brilliant scheme to unleash a devastating plague? That helps both Tzeentch and Nurgle. One action does not mean only one god gets power

    • @astark5010
      @astark5010 Před 7 lety +35

      TAMPONS FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

  • @whzpoor
    @whzpoor Před 7 lety +60

    Having now seen what Arch looks like, its clear now he's pledged to Slaanesh

    • @deamonette973
      @deamonette973 Před 7 lety +4

      which is good.

    • @whzpoor
      @whzpoor Před 7 lety +7

      Sigvald has nothing on Arch's blonde magnificence :3

    • @TheCorrodedMan
      @TheCorrodedMan Před 6 lety

      When did he post a picture of himself?

    • @whzpoor
      @whzpoor Před 6 lety

      he didn't he appears in another youtubers video

    • @ericjohnson7234
      @ericjohnson7234 Před 6 lety

      I need proof, photo proof at best

  • @grantkruger3689
    @grantkruger3689 Před 3 lety +2

    Imperium: "The Emperor protects!"
    Populace: "...from what?"
    Inquisition: "Never mind that!"

  • @norkimo8797
    @norkimo8797 Před 7 lety +34

    Oh no its the inquisition! Game over man, game over!

  • @astle1991
    @astle1991 Před 7 lety +82

    “Listen to your blue-clad wretches yelling of courage and honour, courage and honour, courage and honour. Do you even know the meaning of those words? Courage is fighting the kingdom that enslaved you, no matter that their armies overshadow yours by ten thousand to one. You know nothing of courage. Honour is resisting a tyranny when all others suckle and grow fat on hypocrisy he feeds them. You know nothing of Honour.”
    -Angron speaking to Guilliman during their duel on Angron’s homeworld

    • @ffejpsycho
      @ffejpsycho Před 5 lety +6

      Hell yeah! Honor the eaters of cities!

    • @reverendrico5631
      @reverendrico5631 Před 5 lety +11

      Yeah, he was as good at making logical speeches as he was at tactical planning, which is to say he knew how to swing an axe really hard.

    • @limeyndixie
      @limeyndixie Před 5 lety +29

      "You’re still a slave, Angron. Enslaved by your past, blind to the future. Too hateful to learn. Too spiteful to prosper."
      -Guilliman's retort, not long afterwards

    • @barrybend7189
      @barrybend7189 Před 5 lety +7

      @@limeyndixie basically 40K's equivalent to Obi Wan's "Then You Are Lost!"

    • @limeyndixie
      @limeyndixie Před 5 lety +6

      Barry Bend Kinda, yeah. Although I doubt Roboute felt the same level of regret and grief that Kenobi did.

  • @Reynevan100
    @Reynevan100 Před 7 lety +26

    Chaos invasion? What chao- *BLAM* *HERETIC* *BLAM* *TRANSMISSION END*

  • @notinspectorgadget
    @notinspectorgadget Před 2 lety +2

    I like to imagine the conversation between the lord inquisitor and the chapter master going along the same lines as gary oldman and the other detective in Leon the Professional.

  • @echolight2366
    @echolight2366 Před 7 lety +268

    HERESY!!!

    • @zerabp1130
      @zerabp1130 Před 7 lety +10

      Hypothetically...

    • @Daimon-X
      @Daimon-X Před 7 lety +6

      Blasphemy...

    • @Honkler270
      @Honkler270 Před 7 lety +14

      Hypoblaspheresy...

    • @user-zp8ei6pi7p
      @user-zp8ei6pi7p Před 7 lety +2

      Hershey.

    • @philosophicaltech-priesten6685
      @philosophicaltech-priesten6685 Před 7 lety +4

      What is heresy? When does something stop being criticism and become heresy? Surely we are all heretics as we are destined to fuel the chaos war machine through our natural human emotions?

  • @michaeldora9068
    @michaeldora9068 Před 4 lety +4

    It's always so lovely when Arch uses metaphors so readily.

  • @A_Collector_of_Fine_Things
    @A_Collector_of_Fine_Things Před 7 lety +32

    I wonder what would happen if Armageddon was invaded by Tyranids ...

    • @johncaddick5075
      @johncaddick5075 Před 7 lety +8

      Hive Fleet Narwhale inbound on the planet. ETA 250 M42.

    • @penetrationexpert3241
      @penetrationexpert3241 Před 7 lety +4

      John Caddick Templars will go there and hope sigismund comes back there

    • @timothyvillaluna7424
      @timothyvillaluna7424 Před 7 lety +3

      Thomas Kross RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @Venneroth
      @Venneroth Před 6 lety +16

      "Oh hey. Looks like something else is attacking. Oh well. Let's get on with it."

    • @angelangelis8362
      @angelangelis8362 Před 6 lety +24

      Considering that planet is Old Gaz’s favorite vacation spot, I would see him taking that as a personal fucking insult and/or just another reason to go back, and he would immediately leg back to Armageddon as fast as possible with the biggest WAAAGH!!! He could muster. Ol Yarrick, realizing how bad this is, would call for his old friends in the Blood Angels, Salamanders, and others that had assisted in the previous wars for help. When the Orks finally show back up I see it becoming a three way fight with, probably to the confusion of all but Yarrick, the Orks favoring fighting the bugs instead of the squishy hummies . After all, Nids got huge teef. More teef more money to buy more stuff with in Ork society. That, and I doubt the Beast of Armageddon will let anyone but himself and himself alone take the glory of conquering that planet and finally killing his best friend/enemy Commissar Yarrick.

  • @kianmomtahan6298
    @kianmomtahan6298 Před 6 lety +2

    The pure descriptive nature of the rank from 6 min on wards is something to truly behold.

  • @matthuckabey007
    @matthuckabey007 Před 5 lety +2

    Wow, top notch. Could have made this 4 parts but not you. Selfless dedication to the fans. Outstanding.

  • @DCking14682
    @DCking14682 Před 7 lety +21

    Oh boy when Big 'E' finds out about this we better prepare our anuses for one hell of a warpstorm

  • @sjoerddz
    @sjoerddz Před 7 lety +109

    THIS EVENT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT DOES NOT EXIST CIITZEN, back to your work and report to your nearest inquisitorial institution for evaluation

    • @nickdahl203
      @nickdahl203 Před 7 lety +10

      The inky who now? I wasn't aware we had such an institution.

  • @elitereptilian200
    @elitereptilian200 Před rokem +2

    Arch's gift of describing a explosive dhiarrhea is bloody admirable!!

  • @thegreatazal5021
    @thegreatazal5021 Před 7 lety +13

    Hypothetical... Heretical... Hmm... SOMEONE GET THE INQUISITION!

    • @frankg2790
      @frankg2790 Před 7 lety

      How ironic, considering that look like a Tzeentch Cult Leader.

  • @ethakis
    @ethakis Před 3 lety +3

    Is Angron really anything more than just a wild animal?

    • @sambob8019
      @sambob8019 Před 9 měsíci

      Pretty basically with some very brief moments of intelligible speech

  • @forerunner5467
    @forerunner5467 Před 7 lety +62

    Hey guys I based this off of fireflies. Let me know what you think!
    You would not believe your eyes
    If ten million guardsmen died
    Because their commander forgot to feed them
    'Cause they fill the trenches
    And leave teardrops everywhere
    You'd think me rude but I would just stand and stare
    I'd like to make myself believe that the human race is worth it
    It's hard to say that I'd rather see the Imperium stand than fall
    'Cause everything is as shit as it seems
    'Cause I'd need ten thousand shots
    From ten thousand guardsmen
    As they tried to kill one guy
    A Commissar above my head
    Demoralized troops beneath me
    My life is just hanging by a thread (Blamm, Blamm)
    I'd like to make myself believe that the human race is worth it
    It's hard to say that I'd rather see the Imperium stand than fall
    'Cause everything is as shit as it seems
    Leave my coffin open just a crack
    Please emperor take me away from here
    'Cause I feel like not much but cannon fodder
    Please take me away from here
    Why do I follow like the other sheep
    Please take me away from here
    I'm far too tired to fall asleep
    Ten million guardsmen
    I've sent to die
    I didn't even get misty eyes as they said "For the Emperor!"
    But I'll know where several are
    If I ever bother to find them
    'Cause Trazyn saved a few and keeps them in a jar
    I'd like to make myself believe that the human race is worth it
    It's hard to say that I'd rather see the Imperium stand than fall
    'Cause everything is worse than it seems
    I'd like to make myself believe that the human race is worth it
    It's hard to say that I'd rather see the Imperium stand than fall
    'Cause everything is never as it seems
    (Blamm,Blamm)

    • @philiphockenbury6563
      @philiphockenbury6563 Před 4 lety +3

      Beautiful good sir.

    • @nathangifford897
      @nathangifford897 Před 4 lety +5

      This doesn't have enough votes... do the video!

    • @kitchenjail3546
      @kitchenjail3546 Před 4 lety +5

      A disheartened veteran Guardsman sings to himself out of earshot of his unit's commisar, Armageddon Sekundus, M41, colorised

  • @tallboy7844
    @tallboy7844 Před 4 lety +2

    The Chaos invasion of Armaggedon is like Tianenmen Square, you can find hour long videos about it on CZcams, still doesn't mean it happened.

  • @pauldestroyerofworlds9119

    So happy hes back bedtime wasn't the same

  • @jamiearmstrong3487
    @jamiearmstrong3487 Před 7 lety +38

    heresy is fun

  • @Judgeharm
    @Judgeharm Před 7 lety +16

    The Inquisition does so love it when people record their heretical rants.

  • @Paydirt90847
    @Paydirt90847 Před 3 lety +2

    Came for the lore, stayed for the arserape description. Well. Thats a sentence I never thought I'd say. You sir have some very funny descriptive abilities

  • @bigmoedw
    @bigmoedw Před 3 lety +2

    I’ve played space wolves against a chaos army. Long Fangs with frag missiles into cultists is just as hilarious in tabletop as this video makes it sound.

  • @Fulgrim2
    @Fulgrim2 Před 7 lety +3

    An hour long video on my birthday, it's just what I wanted Arch!

  • @lokenlok3114
    @lokenlok3114 Před 7 lety +6

    "Saving" If you consider kidnapping someone from their right to die with their friends saving. xD

  • @AnotherDoomerWeeb
    @AnotherDoomerWeeb Před 7 lety +1

    I fucking love you Arch. The creativity of your description is awe inspiring and probably worthy of being placed upon products... None of us could ever wear out in the public xD

  • @murderouskitten2577
    @murderouskitten2577 Před 2 lety +1

    Okey, 3 years have passed , and i still gigle like little boy at 6:30 part :)
    Love your story telling Arch.

  • @fumarc4501
    @fumarc4501 Před 7 lety +6

    No Orks were harmed in the (hypothetical) First War of Armageddon.

  • @BenLWolf
    @BenLWolf Před 7 lety +13

    ... Come on. It's ANGRON. Seriously. How could you NOT win? Angron couldn't think his way out of a rubics cube with only one side twisted once. He's only SLIGHTLY more useful than Abbadon the Harmless.

    • @SinerAthin
      @SinerAthin Před 6 lety +9

      It seems to be a general problem with the followers of Khorne.
      They are often incapable of tactics, charge in as mindless beasts, and usually punished heavily for it.
      The World Eaters are often beaten even in 1on1, which you'd think would at least be the one thing they'd be good at, but no.
      And let's not even mention the fact that Khorne followers frequently kill their own, driven as they are by their psychopathic urges and a desire to please an impatient god of endless murder. Oh, and then there's the fact that no matter how rare and precious we might think a Space Marine's life is for the loyalists, a Chaos Space marine is even more precious and rare to the forces of Chaos, yet the murder-rate between astartes in the eye of terror is through the roof, usually thanks to Khorne's followers.
      I'm not going to speak for Khorne's position among the four chaos gods, but it seems that of all the followers of the Chaos Gods, the follower's of Khorne are by far the weakest.
      They got some decent individual fighters, but they suck as a planet/galaxy conquering force in mass-scale warfare.

    • @evanhunt1863
      @evanhunt1863 Před 6 lety +1

      Abbadon was able to repeatedly bypass Cadia and its defense fleets. Angron would just charge at it.

    • @barrybend7189
      @barrybend7189 Před 5 lety +1

      @@evanhunt1863 at the thirteenth Abbidon the Armless did the opposite.

    • @nukclear2741
      @nukclear2741 Před 3 lety

      Barry Bend That seemed to be by design.

    • @SIGNOR-G
      @SIGNOR-G Před 2 lety +1

      Khorne followers fair really bad in the galactic chessboard but i bet that in Warhammer Fantasy, where few factions have gunpowder, they are probably among the deadliest enemies you can face

  • @foolofaSpoons
    @foolofaSpoons Před 6 lety +2

    "more like a grenade through butter"
    I'm using this from now on

  • @thuzan117
    @thuzan117 Před 5 lety +2

    16:20 don't forget the matter of ventilation. Keeping such a huge structure with so many people ventilated probably requires a fair amount of power and machinery. humans need oxygen after all. And I suspect the Imperium can be somewhat lax with regards to maintaining these things in even the best of times so in a situation like with with power outages and fires, well you could have whole hab blocks suffocating to death.

  • @salsolo2137
    @salsolo2137 Před 7 lety +6

    Would you consider doing video on Dreadnoughts? I love the concept of almost dead space marine still fighting in this monstrous machine. There is a lot to talk about i think, for example, are dreadnoughts capable of thinking like they did, before being locked in this armor? How long can they go on like that? What kind of weapons do they possess? I am most interested about what is going on in the mind of space marine who now has to live as dreadnought.

  • @sluggaboy1266
    @sluggaboy1266 Před 7 lety +15

    i wasnt here i didnt see this please spare my family

  • @jamiehutber9754
    @jamiehutber9754 Před 4 lety +1

    Great information!!
    I find the emphasis and breaths there after hugley baffling lol!

  • @Graotron
    @Graotron Před 7 lety +2

    Arch, I must say that this was a great video and I saw all your vids, even from the lodge. Keep up the good work!

  • @tanall5959
    @tanall5959 Před 7 lety +66

    26:07 'Of the many children the Emperor created, none is as disappointing as Angron.'
    Corvus Corax would have a word with you.

    • @rebelkommando6166
      @rebelkommando6166 Před 6 lety +19

      Don't you talk shit about Future Batman

    • @tanall5959
      @tanall5959 Před 6 lety +17

      I don't have to talk shit about him. He does it entirely himself.

    • @NetMoverSitan
      @NetMoverSitan Před 6 lety +19

      You're thinking of Konrad Curze.

    • @NetMoverSitan
      @NetMoverSitan Před 6 lety +10

      Yeah, for a start, Corvus Corax is sane compared to the Night Haunter.

    • @willrogers3793
      @willrogers3793 Před 6 lety +16

      It doesn’t count if the only one disappointed in him is himself. Honestly, he plays the emo card waaaay too much for someone who SHANKED LORGAR IN THE GUT. *silently pumps fist in extreme manly approval*
      Speaking of Lorgar though, HE could easily be more disappointing than Antron.

  • @fury1783
    @fury1783 Před 7 lety +4

    Word in the Warp is that the Grand Master of the Officio Assasinorum has already dispached a kill team towards the hives of Skand to wipe out this heretic.

  • @nooneofimportance2110
    @nooneofimportance2110 Před 7 lety +3

    Armageddon seems to be an appropriately named planet.

  • @bflippsytrance
    @bflippsytrance Před 7 lety +2

    "Oh Angron.. how you disappoint daddy.." :PThere's some nice pics of Angron, world eaters and bloodthirsters on the net, gives a bit of an image what the Wolves were up against.. as well as fighting cultists.. This was a really nice series, looking forward to more 40K Lore video's to come. Thanks!

  • @ethancummings9845
    @ethancummings9845 Před 7 lety +4

    Arch, your heresy makes imperial orphans cry.

  • @philosophicaltech-priesten6685

    Yeah daddy arch has uploaded another lore video

  • @richardjoyce848
    @richardjoyce848 Před 4 lety +1

    Almost 8 hours streight of arch, i bet when i turn off the videos i will have a new voice in my head that sounds just like arch, hope he enjoys company in there.

  • @Chriscoronado119
    @Chriscoronado119 Před 6 lety

    + 6:17 = Awesomeness. Thank you for your time and effort Arch! keep it up please!

  • @nagashtheundyingking4404
    @nagashtheundyingking4404 Před 7 lety +375

    you humans never stop too amuse me

  • @ashleychaplin5855
    @ashleychaplin5855 Před 7 lety +18

    This is the most heretical thing I've seen since my search history

  • @ruscellotwitch4617
    @ruscellotwitch4617 Před 7 lety +1

    This was a fantastic series arch. Please could you do more like this :-D

  • @Kriegwolf109
    @Kriegwolf109 Před 7 lety

    Between the introduction and the bit about Angron, I absolutely loved this video

  • @danusvat8119
    @danusvat8119 Před 7 lety +4

    "The only Primarch that needed the emperor to save him ..." what about Mortarion ?

  • @roganzar
    @roganzar Před 7 lety +4

    Biscuits for the Biscuit God! Scones for the Scone Throne!!

  • @clivemahony9827
    @clivemahony9827 Před 3 lety +1

    Whoa that's a graphic commentary and I loved it keep up the good work 😊

  • @andrewwynne6934
    @andrewwynne6934 Před 4 lety +1

    Angron: [Witnessing his forces rushing after Space Wolves] Huh ... Why does this feel familiar?

  • @trk4973
    @trk4973 Před 7 lety +9

    A chaos invasion of Armageddon? Come on that's as stupid as saying there's giant ratmen

  • @Deamon93IT
    @Deamon93IT Před 7 lety +23

    For all Imperial citizens watching this video: Inquisitorial units have been dispatch to your homes for your protection. While you wait pray the God Emperor for He is salvation of Mankind.
    Joking aside great video as usual. A shame for the lack of art but the two custom ones were great!

  • @murderouskitten2577
    @murderouskitten2577 Před 5 lety

    so about 15 videos in your chanel and i am starting to think i fell in love with your maner of story telling and voice :)

  • @phreakazoith2237
    @phreakazoith2237 Před 4 lety +1

    Greeting Card: "No, the kind with looting and maybe starting a few fires." Bender: "Yes! In your face, Gandhi!"

  • @Daimon-X
    @Daimon-X Před 7 lety +7

    Armageddon, more like Anusmageddon... This planet is such a magnet for sh*tstorms

  • @ThexVaultxTech
    @ThexVaultxTech Před 6 lety +5

    Perturabo and Vulcan also failed to control their entire world and needed to be saved bt the Big E. Additionally Perturabo did decimate his legion on reading their battle report

  • @darmstadtschaa
    @darmstadtschaa Před 7 lety +2

    'I have an hour and a half till i have to get up, what should i do? Oh look whats up' Thanks Arch

  • @leodhasw-s3739
    @leodhasw-s3739 Před 3 lety

    Holy crap, almost sprayed my dinner everywhere during that intro, brilliant!!

  • @evilnekowantznobs
    @evilnekowantznobs Před 7 lety +10

    METAL BAWKSES

  • @navuek
    @navuek Před 7 lety +18

    hey arch what are the best audiobooks/normal ebooks in warhammer 40k?

    • @fatbap
      @fatbap Před 7 lety +13

      The Gaunts Ghosts series is pretty damn good. As are the Eisenhorn and Ravenor books.

    • @OneAckJack0
      @OneAckJack0 Před 7 lety +3

      Seconded, FIRST AND FETHING ONLY!!!

    • @derekburge5294
      @derekburge5294 Před 7 lety

      Can't remember the name, but there's a short story about a Dreadnaught that was very well done. Pretty sure it's up on youtube too.

    • @MrLolguy93
      @MrLolguy93 Před 7 lety

      You won't find any on youtube anymore. Copyright claims

    • @Daimon-X
      @Daimon-X Před 7 lety +2

      The Glorious Tomb

  • @NoirTenshin
    @NoirTenshin Před 6 lety

    i know you made this a long time ago, but that description just made my day.

  • @yoyo2850
    @yoyo2850 Před 7 lety +1

    i loved this series thank you for the hard work!

  • @ludwigekner1279
    @ludwigekner1279 Před 7 lety +3

    "et cetteraaaah" every time xD

  • @Masterblader158
    @Masterblader158 Před 7 lety +3

    Heresy?
    On Arch Warhammer?
    Its more likely than you think.

  • @gusvisser9043
    @gusvisser9043 Před 7 lety

    around minute 6 this gets magically colorful... I am in awe sir :P

  • @leopoldjenkins
    @leopoldjenkins Před 7 lety

    This was incredible. So cool. Really enjoy these