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Certanly Sir. This man has an amazing imagination and excellent knowledge of how the powers of the warp operate. With that kind of insight, it's very easy to make such hypostheical plans, of course. How else do you think the grand strategists of the Astra Militarum make their plans and contingencies?
Chaos?! On Armageddon?! WE HAVE TO [R E D A C T E D B Y T H E I N Q U I S I T O N] *bolter shot* Everything is fine. Please continue about your business. Emperor Protects.
You know, you have to wonder how fucked the inquisition is when a bunch of genetically enhanced super soldiers who spare no excuse to spill the blood of anyone say, "you know, this might be a bit excessive".
The salamanders aren't the average post-human supersoldiers, they actually give a shit about the people they were explicitly created to protect. almost every other chapter seems to have forgotten or flat out ignored that particular piece of information.
@@notinspectorgadget Ultramarines,black dragons,lamenters,blood angels and to some extent the crimson fists.There are others who care.But none as much as the salamanders and the lamenters.
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+++ Michael Straub-Riedler, We recommend you report for your execution before 0.822.019.M03 (Monday 9pm). Failure to attend will result in more charges against you. +++
Took the Oregon trail. Died of Dysentery. Went to Armageddon. Mauled in Chaos fueled riots, Straved half to death, Drank bad water died of Dysentery... Resurrected by Nurgle.
Well ther us s place called har megiddo on our earth from wich the word armageddon comes. Armageddon is in the new age a word to name big katastrophs yes but the word itself was always the place wher the last fight in the endtimes would be fought atleast in the christian religion.
When Mortarion bet with the Emperor that he could kill his adopted father, he failed and would have died if the Emperor hadn't saved him. Though he still conquered 99.9% of his planet, so still better than angron
God Emperor of Mankind I'm sorry my man emperor of mankind but the only good news is the tyrannids are now being fought by the tau and there might be a genestealer cult on terra
"You're gonna purge the entire planet!?" "Lord Inquisitor this isn't fair!" Inquisitor: "FAIR!? I'll tell you what's not fair! Spending a lifetime in a discount hobby store, watching all the other miniatures be sold!"
A little known fact ,Armageddon has one of the best carpet businesses in the Imperium ,and the inquisition is one of it's best costumers ,for all the shit that they have to sweep under those beautiful ''rugs'' ,that completely pull your focus from the blood and gory lumps beneath it!
Mortarian needed to get rescued too, and strictly speaking Perturabo didn't control his planet either, his adoptive father did.. Then Alpha just ended up on Terra and Omegon on an uninhabited planet before some pirates showed up and he stole their ship.
Angronn didn't even get close to conquering his world. He was captured, recaptured multiple times, got out and started a rebellion, but it went so bad that when the Emperor showed up, he had to teleport him onto his ship after previously refusing his help, and he was literally surrounded by all sides with his allies, who were all cut down after he disappeared. When he finally became an actual Primarch, he literally had nothing to his name but the Butcher's Nails forced into his skull. He may not have been the only to need saving, but he couldn't even avoid being used for most of life, where others would've either became an important figure, or at least be so terrifying that nobody would mess with him, but he spent his life as a lowey slave fighter.
Arch there is one use I can think of for Angron's Warhounds during the Great Crusade beyond letting them rot in the rear lines: Orks, when Orks are found throw them at the Orks and watch them both die. When the last Ork is dead and the Warhounds have been slaked, pick them up and send the Salamanders in to wipe out the spores.
-Man I learned a lot today, stories like this inspire the soul to work their best for the Imperium and for the Emp... *loud knocking at the door* -Im his glorius name and his Inquisition open the door and surrender you're self! -Welp see ya later guys.
the classy Inquisitor Boss: "So people we have this 150m titan but it's back is empty what should we put on it?" Pete: "Anti-air guns!" Boss: "good good. Jack, what do you think?" Jack: "Massive missile launchers". Boss: "Even better. Jon?" Jon: "Massive cathedral for the emperor?" Boss: " ... YES! BRILLIANT! ABSOLUTELY GENIOUS! YOU ARE PROMOTED!"
"The Emperor's Gift" is my favorite Black Library novel. By far, actually. It's the story of the final battle Armageddon and the months of shame, with some prelude, from the point of view of "young knight Hyperion", himself. Amazingly well written stuff.
Oh man, PLEASE bring back the angel. Think about the story possibilities: GUliman ruling one side of the IOM Sanginius ruling the other half. Demon primarcs coming at both of them as the warp continents to go nuts And then..... Happy Vulkan and Corax show up to give Dad-Boy some HUGZS and to read newly created emo potery! Oh man oh man make this happen!
Me an Da Boyz like watchin' dis stuff when we ain't out smashin' 'eads, so da first git wot callz in da Inquisition gets ta see wot da bidness end of a *WAAAGH!!!* looks like, real close and personal like...
Hm...I need to contact my Cousins in the Space Wolves Chapter now...I have a few questions about the Inqusition they may be very good at answering.. For Science, you know. Not because anything bad ever happened to a Chapter of Dorn's sons by the Inquisition. That'd be heresy. Now where's my Powerfist...
THE BLACK FUCKING TEMPLARS ARE READY TO PURGE ALL XENOS, HERETICS AND MUTANTS FROM THE FACE OF THIS GALAXY, IN THE NAME OF DORN AND THE GOD FUCKING EMPEROR OF MANKIND. AND IF YOU'RE WONDERING WHY I'M SCREAMING IT'S BECAUSE I AM AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING LUNATIC. PURGE THE HERETICS.
Lassi Kinnunen well judge death didnt have to face Psykers, Inquisitors, Grey knights, Space Marines, Imperial Guards and the local PDF. Judge death and his posse only faced a group of Arbytes. I guess dread is the equivalent of a single grey knight based on his merits.
I love both these universes but Dredd doesn't even come close to a Standard Adeptus Arbites. If he were trained in 40k i think he'd make a badass inquisitor. Inquisitor Eisenhorn is *loosely* based off Judge Dredd according to dan abnett who writes 2000AD comics...
"How you disappoint daddy" After reading Betrayer I can safely conclude that Angron couldn't give any less of a shit about how the emperor feels about him
30:46 **Thinks back to the bit of lore that Khârn has an honest-to-Khorne Kill Counter installed in the visor of his battle helmet** I think they're quite fond of *certain* numbers, Arch...
Blood for the blood go- wait since virgins bleed when they lose they're virginity wouldn't that mean slannesh in gets that blood? A PARADOX OHMYEMPEROR
Both, Multiple gods can get power from a singular action. Take some pleasure in killing an enemy? You just gave power to both Slannesh and Khorne. Concoct a brilliant scheme to unleash a devastating plague? That helps both Tzeentch and Nurgle. One action does not mean only one god gets power
“Listen to your blue-clad wretches yelling of courage and honour, courage and honour, courage and honour. Do you even know the meaning of those words? Courage is fighting the kingdom that enslaved you, no matter that their armies overshadow yours by ten thousand to one. You know nothing of courage. Honour is resisting a tyranny when all others suckle and grow fat on hypocrisy he feeds them. You know nothing of Honour.” -Angron speaking to Guilliman during their duel on Angron’s homeworld
"You’re still a slave, Angron. Enslaved by your past, blind to the future. Too hateful to learn. Too spiteful to prosper." -Guilliman's retort, not long afterwards
I like to imagine the conversation between the lord inquisitor and the chapter master going along the same lines as gary oldman and the other detective in Leon the Professional.
What is heresy? When does something stop being criticism and become heresy? Surely we are all heretics as we are destined to fuel the chaos war machine through our natural human emotions?
Considering that planet is Old Gaz’s favorite vacation spot, I would see him taking that as a personal fucking insult and/or just another reason to go back, and he would immediately leg back to Armageddon as fast as possible with the biggest WAAAGH!!! He could muster. Ol Yarrick, realizing how bad this is, would call for his old friends in the Blood Angels, Salamanders, and others that had assisted in the previous wars for help. When the Orks finally show back up I see it becoming a three way fight with, probably to the confusion of all but Yarrick, the Orks favoring fighting the bugs instead of the squishy hummies . After all, Nids got huge teef. More teef more money to buy more stuff with in Ork society. That, and I doubt the Beast of Armageddon will let anyone but himself and himself alone take the glory of conquering that planet and finally killing his best friend/enemy Commissar Yarrick.
Hey guys I based this off of fireflies. Let me know what you think! You would not believe your eyes If ten million guardsmen died Because their commander forgot to feed them 'Cause they fill the trenches And leave teardrops everywhere You'd think me rude but I would just stand and stare I'd like to make myself believe that the human race is worth it It's hard to say that I'd rather see the Imperium stand than fall 'Cause everything is as shit as it seems 'Cause I'd need ten thousand shots From ten thousand guardsmen As they tried to kill one guy A Commissar above my head Demoralized troops beneath me My life is just hanging by a thread (Blamm, Blamm) I'd like to make myself believe that the human race is worth it It's hard to say that I'd rather see the Imperium stand than fall 'Cause everything is as shit as it seems Leave my coffin open just a crack Please emperor take me away from here 'Cause I feel like not much but cannon fodder Please take me away from here Why do I follow like the other sheep Please take me away from here I'm far too tired to fall asleep Ten million guardsmen I've sent to die I didn't even get misty eyes as they said "For the Emperor!" But I'll know where several are If I ever bother to find them 'Cause Trazyn saved a few and keeps them in a jar I'd like to make myself believe that the human race is worth it It's hard to say that I'd rather see the Imperium stand than fall 'Cause everything is worse than it seems I'd like to make myself believe that the human race is worth it It's hard to say that I'd rather see the Imperium stand than fall 'Cause everything is never as it seems (Blamm,Blamm)
Came for the lore, stayed for the arserape description. Well. Thats a sentence I never thought I'd say. You sir have some very funny descriptive abilities
I’ve played space wolves against a chaos army. Long Fangs with frag missiles into cultists is just as hilarious in tabletop as this video makes it sound.
I fucking love you Arch. The creativity of your description is awe inspiring and probably worthy of being placed upon products... None of us could ever wear out in the public xD
... Come on. It's ANGRON. Seriously. How could you NOT win? Angron couldn't think his way out of a rubics cube with only one side twisted once. He's only SLIGHTLY more useful than Abbadon the Harmless.
It seems to be a general problem with the followers of Khorne. They are often incapable of tactics, charge in as mindless beasts, and usually punished heavily for it. The World Eaters are often beaten even in 1on1, which you'd think would at least be the one thing they'd be good at, but no. And let's not even mention the fact that Khorne followers frequently kill their own, driven as they are by their psychopathic urges and a desire to please an impatient god of endless murder. Oh, and then there's the fact that no matter how rare and precious we might think a Space Marine's life is for the loyalists, a Chaos Space marine is even more precious and rare to the forces of Chaos, yet the murder-rate between astartes in the eye of terror is through the roof, usually thanks to Khorne's followers. I'm not going to speak for Khorne's position among the four chaos gods, but it seems that of all the followers of the Chaos Gods, the follower's of Khorne are by far the weakest. They got some decent individual fighters, but they suck as a planet/galaxy conquering force in mass-scale warfare.
Khorne followers fair really bad in the galactic chessboard but i bet that in Warhammer Fantasy, where few factions have gunpowder, they are probably among the deadliest enemies you can face
16:20 don't forget the matter of ventilation. Keeping such a huge structure with so many people ventilated probably requires a fair amount of power and machinery. humans need oxygen after all. And I suspect the Imperium can be somewhat lax with regards to maintaining these things in even the best of times so in a situation like with with power outages and fires, well you could have whole hab blocks suffocating to death.
Would you consider doing video on Dreadnoughts? I love the concept of almost dead space marine still fighting in this monstrous machine. There is a lot to talk about i think, for example, are dreadnoughts capable of thinking like they did, before being locked in this armor? How long can they go on like that? What kind of weapons do they possess? I am most interested about what is going on in the mind of space marine who now has to live as dreadnought.
It doesn’t count if the only one disappointed in him is himself. Honestly, he plays the emo card waaaay too much for someone who SHANKED LORGAR IN THE GUT. *silently pumps fist in extreme manly approval* Speaking of Lorgar though, HE could easily be more disappointing than Antron.
Word in the Warp is that the Grand Master of the Officio Assasinorum has already dispached a kill team towards the hives of Skand to wipe out this heretic.
"Oh Angron.. how you disappoint daddy.." :PThere's some nice pics of Angron, world eaters and bloodthirsters on the net, gives a bit of an image what the Wolves were up against.. as well as fighting cultists.. This was a really nice series, looking forward to more 40K Lore video's to come. Thanks!
Almost 8 hours streight of arch, i bet when i turn off the videos i will have a new voice in my head that sounds just like arch, hope he enjoys company in there.
For all Imperial citizens watching this video: Inquisitorial units have been dispatch to your homes for your protection. While you wait pray the God Emperor for He is salvation of Mankind. Joking aside great video as usual. A shame for the lack of art but the two custom ones were great!
Perturabo and Vulcan also failed to control their entire world and needed to be saved bt the Big E. Additionally Perturabo did decimate his legion on reading their battle report
this is quite detailed for a hypothetical situation...
that never happened
Certanly Sir. This man has an amazing imagination and excellent knowledge of how the powers of the warp operate. With that kind of insight, it's very easy to make such hypostheical plans, of course. How else do you think the grand strategists of the Astra Militarum make their plans and contingencies?
I'm here for my sons.
@@kitchenjail3546
The grand strategists of the Astra Millitarum possess detailed knowledge of the powers of the warp? *THEY ARE HERETICS, PURGE THEM!*
@@lemanwolfinruss1905 Ahh, the father of the ferocious puppies!
If the universe is infinite then it has or will have happened.. and everything ever imagined. Food for thought.
Chaos?! On Armageddon?! WE HAVE TO [R E D A C T E D B Y T H E I N Q U I S I T O N] *bolter shot* Everything is fine. Please continue about your business. Emperor Protects.
Okay
You know, you have to wonder how fucked the inquisition is when a bunch of genetically enhanced super soldiers who spare no excuse to spill the blood of anyone say, "you know, this might be a bit excessive".
The salamanders aren't the average post-human supersoldiers, they actually give a shit about the people they were explicitly created to protect. almost every other chapter seems to have forgotten or flat out ignored that particular piece of information.
@@notinspectorgadget Ultramarines,black dragons,lamenters,blood angels and to some extent the crimson fists.There are others who care.But none as much as the salamanders and the lamenters.
@@MsHaiducu *almost*
Arch, why is the Inquisition looking up my internet history?
Arch?
Arrch?
run
+++ incoming transmission +++
+++ decrypting +++
+++ authorisation seal: =][= +++
+++ Michael Straub-Riedler, multiple sources have reported you for heresy 2nd degree, possession of illicit stims, possession of an illegal weapons and harbouring and/or aiding and abetting enemies of the Imperium. +++
+++ sentence.. +++
+++ excommunicatus traitoris +++
+++ report to precinct HQ for summary execution. +++
@@Inquisitor_Vex sry curently deploid in the Cold shoulder System you gonna have 2 pick me up
+++ Michael Straub-Riedler, We recommend you report for your execution before 0.822.019.M03 (Monday 9pm). Failure to attend will result in more charges against you. +++
Sry my executor has been eaten by tyranids that woud make me next highest Officer... we gonna talke aboud that after i saved the planet
Took the Oregon trail. Died of Dysentery.
Went to Armageddon. Mauled in Chaos fueled riots, Straved half to death, Drank bad water died of Dysentery... Resurrected by Nurgle.
The amount of bad luck in that is hilarious...sort of
@@seawolf4846 that kind of bad luck is usually reserved for the Lamenters chapter
The second situation sounds far worse. Shitting yourself to death and staying dead is a far better fate.
And that was all on Day 1. It got way worse from there!
*LOUD INQUISITORIAL COUGHING*
*_inquisitorial party crashing intensifies_*
(Resident word bearers preacher slowly inches behind a light pole)
*alpha legion Sorcerer hides in the warp*
Derek Burge LOUD INQUISITORIAL BLAMMING
*Exterminatus intensifies*
Well, naming a planet “Armageddon” is a pretty big red sign.
Yeah, I wonder y no one thought of that before 🤔
Yeah, but it's waaay better than it's previous name, "Ullanor". I mean, come on, "Armageddon" has another syllable and therefore is better, I guess.
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Well ther us s place called har megiddo on our earth from wich the word armageddon comes. Armageddon is in the new age a word to name big katastrophs yes but the word itself was always the place wher the last fight in the endtimes would be fought atleast in the christian religion.
Tis better than the Ork name of Gorkamorka. It’s their Jerusalem.
When Mortarion bet with the Emperor that he could kill his adopted father, he failed and would have died if the Emperor hadn't saved him. Though he still conquered 99.9% of his planet, so still better than angron
Bruh ANY primarch did better than angron.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!
Jared Hays everyone knows of khorne flakes but no one knows of kroot loops
I see, a brother in arms.
STICKS FOR THE KHORNE DOGS!
Supp'
Jared Hays SALT FOR THE POPKHORN!
_You bulldoze ONE Ork homeworld for a crusade ending rave and this shit happens._
No wonder the Inquisition uses Exterminatus all the time.
Ullanor sounds like a good vacation place. If only the mechanicus hadn’t accidentally blown it up. Oh well, Armageddon it is...
@@nukclear2741 i thought they were ordered to blow it up
@@mitchell3593 just in case you don’t know, it was never destroyed, just moved, then became Armageddon, which is what my joke is.
@@nukclear2741 i knew armageddon was ullanor, i just thought that the mechanicus was ordered to destroy it, but moved it instead
Fucking chaos!!! Always ruining my shit!!!
God Emperor of Mankind praise lord tzeentch.
God Emperor of Mankind I'm sorry my man emperor of mankind but the only good news is the tyrannids are now being fought by the tau and there might be a genestealer cult on terra
God Emperor of Mankind it was not the first time now was it, Dad ?
So how's it hanging corpse god
God Emperor of Mankind
Yeah, dat Month of Shame was hard on ya Humies from dem Chaos boys... OH WAIT! BWAAAAAAAGHAHAHAHA!!!!
"You're gonna purge the entire planet!?"
"Lord Inquisitor this isn't fair!"
Inquisitor: "FAIR!? I'll tell you what's not fair! Spending a lifetime in a discount hobby store, watching all the other miniatures be sold!"
Wimplo86 Pfffft!..... **laughter**
Shut... shut the fuck up!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!
Stinky Pete. Someone is going to by you.
Johnny play me something quick!
What's not fair is what the Space Wolves did to the Inquisition and the Gray Knights,
A little known fact ,Armageddon has one of the best carpet businesses in the Imperium ,and the inquisition is one of it's best costumers ,for all the shit that they have to sweep under those beautiful ''rugs'' ,that completely pull your focus from the blood and gory lumps beneath it!
that carpet is actually orkoid fungus, though
Mortarian needed to get rescued too, and strictly speaking Perturabo didn't control his planet either, his adoptive father did..
Then Alpha just ended up on Terra and Omegon on an uninhabited planet before some pirates showed up and he stole their ship.
Angronn didn't even get close to conquering his world. He was captured, recaptured multiple times, got out and started a rebellion, but it went so bad that when the Emperor showed up, he had to teleport him onto his ship after previously refusing his help, and he was literally surrounded by all sides with his allies, who were all cut down after he disappeared. When he finally became an actual Primarch, he literally had nothing to his name but the Butcher's Nails forced into his skull.
He may not have been the only to need saving, but he couldn't even avoid being used for most of life, where others would've either became an important figure, or at least be so terrifying that nobody would mess with him, but he spent his life as a lowey slave fighter.
Arch there is one use I can think of for Angron's Warhounds during the Great Crusade beyond letting them rot in the rear lines: Orks, when Orks are found throw them at the Orks and watch them both die. When the last Ork is dead and the Warhounds have been slaked, pick them up and send the Salamanders in to wipe out the spores.
-Man I learned a lot today, stories like this inspire the soul to work their best for the Imperium and for the Emp...
*loud knocking at the door*
-Im his glorius name and his Inquisition open the door and surrender you're self!
-Welp see ya later guys.
See you later my new servitor to be
Bálint Fábri *looks at the two dead assassins in the living room* Well. Atleast you dont have to clean your carpet.... FUCK
Bálint Fábri
Fuck this I'm joining chaos!
Always expect the Imperial Inquisition. And they will not beat you with soft pillows.
Phreak Azoith
And the Chair they use in not at all Comfy.
Regardless of what had happened on the planet, would you really, willingly, go to a place going by the name Armageddon? I do not fucking think so.
classicfrog80 Or Krieg, meaning war in an ancient Terran language
Mann Tau The Imperium of Man : subtilty is not our strongest asset
Then again *Space Cathedrals*
the classy Inquisitor
Boss: "So people we have this 150m titan but it's back is empty what should we put on it?"
Pete: "Anti-air guns!"
Boss: "good good. Jack, what do you think?"
Jack: "Massive missile launchers".
Boss: "Even better. Jon?"
Jon: "Massive cathedral for the emperor?"
Boss: " ... YES! BRILLIANT! ABSOLUTELY GENIOUS! YOU ARE PROMOTED!"
classicfrog80
IT SOUNDS GREAT! TIME TA GET DA BOYZ STUCK IN IT!
classicfrog80 I live on Armageddon,it's called iraq in this timeline
"The Emperor's Gift" is my favorite Black Library novel. By far, actually. It's the story of the final battle Armageddon and the months of shame, with some prelude, from the point of view of "young knight Hyperion", himself. Amazingly well written stuff.
nbp2015 agreed. I have found that book to be very informative.
Well written in general, or well written for a Black Library book?
OH good. Talking about my little brother .
Sanginius on vacation how's your vacation Lord?
Sanginius on vacation *_IMPOSTER!_* **BLAM!!**
ill be pissed if GW doesn't revive my fav primacrh via Ynnead and or Isha in future lore provided they stop half baking said lore >_>
Sanginius on vacation You Primarchs were all created at roughly the same time, no?
Oh man, PLEASE bring back the angel. Think about the story possibilities:
GUliman ruling one side of the IOM
Sanginius ruling the other half.
Demon primarcs coming at both of them as the warp continents to go nuts
And then.....
Happy Vulkan and Corax show up to give Dad-Boy some HUGZS and to read newly created emo potery!
Oh man oh man make this happen!
I just now fucking noticed that the skull positioned right in the middle of the book lights up every now and then. Just watch the eyes
Armageddon -the New York of 40k
Tactical Pasta hell's reach specifically
L.A.
Tactical Pasta given how it’s an industrial wasteland I’d say New Jersey is more accurate
Me an Da Boyz like watchin' dis stuff when we ain't out smashin' 'eads, so da first git wot callz in da Inquisition gets ta see wot da bidness end of a *WAAAGH!!!* looks like, real close and personal like...
Brutalyte616 dis boss gits it
Hm...I need to contact my Cousins in the Space Wolves Chapter now...I have a few questions about the Inqusition they may be very good at answering..
For Science, you know. Not because anything bad ever happened to a Chapter of Dorn's sons by the Inquisition. That'd be heresy. Now where's my Powerfist...
THE BLACK FUCKING TEMPLARS ARE READY TO PURGE ALL XENOS, HERETICS AND MUTANTS FROM THE FACE OF THIS GALAXY, IN THE NAME OF DORN AND THE GOD FUCKING EMPEROR OF MANKIND.
AND IF YOU'RE WONDERING WHY I'M SCREAMING IT'S BECAUSE I AM AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING LUNATIC.
PURGE THE HERETICS.
imthickjamesbish are you purging with your kin?
why do you have to point out that you are an absolute lunatic? for an Black Templar that's normal
What are you hiding
Chaplain James Thicc you’re not screaming your merely EXERCISING THE MIGHT OF YOUR VOCAL CORDS
Basically turns into Judge Dread without the Dread to save the day.
Overlord Gaiseric Dredd*
Lassi Kinnunen worse theres a deamon primarch in the planet.
I'd take judge death any day thank you very much.
Lassi Kinnunen well judge death didnt have to face Psykers, Inquisitors, Grey knights, Space Marines, Imperial Guards and the local PDF.
Judge death and his posse only faced a group of Arbytes.
I guess dread is the equivalent of a single grey knight based on his merits.
I love both these universes but Dredd doesn't even come close to a Standard Adeptus Arbites. If he were trained in 40k i think he'd make a badass inquisitor. Inquisitor Eisenhorn is *loosely* based off Judge Dredd according to dan abnett who writes 2000AD comics...
"How you disappoint daddy"
After reading Betrayer I can safely conclude that Angron couldn't give any less of a shit about how the emperor feels about him
PRAISE THE BRIGE GOD! MAY HE FUNNEL OUR ENEMIES FOR ARTILLERY!!!
fuck u keker
Top tier Total War tactics right here, especially post Shogun when you can directly control arty.
man, thank god none of this actually happened hahahahahahapleasedontpurgemehahaha
Of course! Purely hypothetical, praise the Emperor!
Yeah... *slowly takes hand off of boltpistol*
@@ragnarrocksoft9096 but it did happen
@@ragnarrocksoft9096 if only your kind joined The greater good
@@bighelio1093 *slowly moves hand back to boltpistol*
30:46 **Thinks back to the bit of lore that Khârn has an honest-to-Khorne Kill Counter installed in the visor of his battle helmet** I think they're quite fond of *certain* numbers, Arch...
Arch, this has been a really wonderful series. Thanks so much! You really know how to make this stuff...oh, hello, Inquisitor. What brings you *BLAM!*
Inquisitor: “oh, it was a hypothetical, then.”
Narrator: *saying this, he casually holstered a large bolter*
Arch we need the story about the war between the space pups and the pointy hats.
"Is there a God?" Yes, and he rules from the Golden Throne.
skrv I thought it was an over glorified toilet
Blood for the blood go- wait since virgins bleed when they lose they're virginity wouldn't that mean slannesh in gets that blood? A PARADOX OHMYEMPEROR
No, Khorne gets the Blood because something got destroyed, and Slannesh gets the emotions of that action.
Dzharek if someone takes pleasure from their period is that a worship of khorne or slaanesh.
You have answered the question with the fifth word. Pleasure, That would be Slannesh.
Both, Multiple gods can get power from a singular action. Take some pleasure in killing an enemy? You just gave power to both Slannesh and Khorne. Concoct a brilliant scheme to unleash a devastating plague? That helps both Tzeentch and Nurgle. One action does not mean only one god gets power
TAMPONS FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Having now seen what Arch looks like, its clear now he's pledged to Slaanesh
which is good.
Sigvald has nothing on Arch's blonde magnificence :3
When did he post a picture of himself?
he didn't he appears in another youtubers video
I need proof, photo proof at best
Imperium: "The Emperor protects!"
Populace: "...from what?"
Inquisition: "Never mind that!"
Oh no its the inquisition! Game over man, game over!
“Listen to your blue-clad wretches yelling of courage and honour, courage and honour, courage and honour. Do you even know the meaning of those words? Courage is fighting the kingdom that enslaved you, no matter that their armies overshadow yours by ten thousand to one. You know nothing of courage. Honour is resisting a tyranny when all others suckle and grow fat on hypocrisy he feeds them. You know nothing of Honour.”
-Angron speaking to Guilliman during their duel on Angron’s homeworld
Hell yeah! Honor the eaters of cities!
Yeah, he was as good at making logical speeches as he was at tactical planning, which is to say he knew how to swing an axe really hard.
"You’re still a slave, Angron. Enslaved by your past, blind to the future. Too hateful to learn. Too spiteful to prosper."
-Guilliman's retort, not long afterwards
@@limeyndixie basically 40K's equivalent to Obi Wan's "Then You Are Lost!"
Barry Bend Kinda, yeah. Although I doubt Roboute felt the same level of regret and grief that Kenobi did.
Chaos invasion? What chao- *BLAM* *HERETIC* *BLAM* *TRANSMISSION END*
no, it's Chess Invitation
I like to imagine the conversation between the lord inquisitor and the chapter master going along the same lines as gary oldman and the other detective in Leon the Professional.
HERESY!!!
Hypothetically...
Blasphemy...
Hypoblaspheresy...
Hershey.
What is heresy? When does something stop being criticism and become heresy? Surely we are all heretics as we are destined to fuel the chaos war machine through our natural human emotions?
It's always so lovely when Arch uses metaphors so readily.
I wonder what would happen if Armageddon was invaded by Tyranids ...
Hive Fleet Narwhale inbound on the planet. ETA 250 M42.
John Caddick Templars will go there and hope sigismund comes back there
Thomas Kross RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"Oh hey. Looks like something else is attacking. Oh well. Let's get on with it."
Considering that planet is Old Gaz’s favorite vacation spot, I would see him taking that as a personal fucking insult and/or just another reason to go back, and he would immediately leg back to Armageddon as fast as possible with the biggest WAAAGH!!! He could muster. Ol Yarrick, realizing how bad this is, would call for his old friends in the Blood Angels, Salamanders, and others that had assisted in the previous wars for help. When the Orks finally show back up I see it becoming a three way fight with, probably to the confusion of all but Yarrick, the Orks favoring fighting the bugs instead of the squishy hummies . After all, Nids got huge teef. More teef more money to buy more stuff with in Ork society. That, and I doubt the Beast of Armageddon will let anyone but himself and himself alone take the glory of conquering that planet and finally killing his best friend/enemy Commissar Yarrick.
The pure descriptive nature of the rank from 6 min on wards is something to truly behold.
Wow, top notch. Could have made this 4 parts but not you. Selfless dedication to the fans. Outstanding.
Oh boy when Big 'E' finds out about this we better prepare our anuses for one hell of a warpstorm
THIS EVENT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT DOES NOT EXIST CIITZEN, back to your work and report to your nearest inquisitorial institution for evaluation
The inky who now? I wasn't aware we had such an institution.
Arch's gift of describing a explosive dhiarrhea is bloody admirable!!
Indeed it is
Hypothetical... Heretical... Hmm... SOMEONE GET THE INQUISITION!
How ironic, considering that look like a Tzeentch Cult Leader.
Is Angron really anything more than just a wild animal?
Pretty basically with some very brief moments of intelligible speech
Hey guys I based this off of fireflies. Let me know what you think!
You would not believe your eyes
If ten million guardsmen died
Because their commander forgot to feed them
'Cause they fill the trenches
And leave teardrops everywhere
You'd think me rude but I would just stand and stare
I'd like to make myself believe that the human race is worth it
It's hard to say that I'd rather see the Imperium stand than fall
'Cause everything is as shit as it seems
'Cause I'd need ten thousand shots
From ten thousand guardsmen
As they tried to kill one guy
A Commissar above my head
Demoralized troops beneath me
My life is just hanging by a thread (Blamm, Blamm)
I'd like to make myself believe that the human race is worth it
It's hard to say that I'd rather see the Imperium stand than fall
'Cause everything is as shit as it seems
Leave my coffin open just a crack
Please emperor take me away from here
'Cause I feel like not much but cannon fodder
Please take me away from here
Why do I follow like the other sheep
Please take me away from here
I'm far too tired to fall asleep
Ten million guardsmen
I've sent to die
I didn't even get misty eyes as they said "For the Emperor!"
But I'll know where several are
If I ever bother to find them
'Cause Trazyn saved a few and keeps them in a jar
I'd like to make myself believe that the human race is worth it
It's hard to say that I'd rather see the Imperium stand than fall
'Cause everything is worse than it seems
I'd like to make myself believe that the human race is worth it
It's hard to say that I'd rather see the Imperium stand than fall
'Cause everything is never as it seems
(Blamm,Blamm)
Beautiful good sir.
This doesn't have enough votes... do the video!
A disheartened veteran Guardsman sings to himself out of earshot of his unit's commisar, Armageddon Sekundus, M41, colorised
The Chaos invasion of Armaggedon is like Tianenmen Square, you can find hour long videos about it on CZcams, still doesn't mean it happened.
So happy hes back bedtime wasn't the same
heresy is fun
The Inquisition does so love it when people record their heretical rants.
Came for the lore, stayed for the arserape description. Well. Thats a sentence I never thought I'd say. You sir have some very funny descriptive abilities
I’ve played space wolves against a chaos army. Long Fangs with frag missiles into cultists is just as hilarious in tabletop as this video makes it sound.
An hour long video on my birthday, it's just what I wanted Arch!
"Saving" If you consider kidnapping someone from their right to die with their friends saving. xD
I fucking love you Arch. The creativity of your description is awe inspiring and probably worthy of being placed upon products... None of us could ever wear out in the public xD
Okey, 3 years have passed , and i still gigle like little boy at 6:30 part :)
Love your story telling Arch.
No Orks were harmed in the (hypothetical) First War of Armageddon.
... Come on. It's ANGRON. Seriously. How could you NOT win? Angron couldn't think his way out of a rubics cube with only one side twisted once. He's only SLIGHTLY more useful than Abbadon the Harmless.
It seems to be a general problem with the followers of Khorne.
They are often incapable of tactics, charge in as mindless beasts, and usually punished heavily for it.
The World Eaters are often beaten even in 1on1, which you'd think would at least be the one thing they'd be good at, but no.
And let's not even mention the fact that Khorne followers frequently kill their own, driven as they are by their psychopathic urges and a desire to please an impatient god of endless murder. Oh, and then there's the fact that no matter how rare and precious we might think a Space Marine's life is for the loyalists, a Chaos Space marine is even more precious and rare to the forces of Chaos, yet the murder-rate between astartes in the eye of terror is through the roof, usually thanks to Khorne's followers.
I'm not going to speak for Khorne's position among the four chaos gods, but it seems that of all the followers of the Chaos Gods, the follower's of Khorne are by far the weakest.
They got some decent individual fighters, but they suck as a planet/galaxy conquering force in mass-scale warfare.
Abbadon was able to repeatedly bypass Cadia and its defense fleets. Angron would just charge at it.
@@evanhunt1863 at the thirteenth Abbidon the Armless did the opposite.
Barry Bend That seemed to be by design.
Khorne followers fair really bad in the galactic chessboard but i bet that in Warhammer Fantasy, where few factions have gunpowder, they are probably among the deadliest enemies you can face
"more like a grenade through butter"
I'm using this from now on
16:20 don't forget the matter of ventilation. Keeping such a huge structure with so many people ventilated probably requires a fair amount of power and machinery. humans need oxygen after all. And I suspect the Imperium can be somewhat lax with regards to maintaining these things in even the best of times so in a situation like with with power outages and fires, well you could have whole hab blocks suffocating to death.
Would you consider doing video on Dreadnoughts? I love the concept of almost dead space marine still fighting in this monstrous machine. There is a lot to talk about i think, for example, are dreadnoughts capable of thinking like they did, before being locked in this armor? How long can they go on like that? What kind of weapons do they possess? I am most interested about what is going on in the mind of space marine who now has to live as dreadnought.
i wasnt here i didnt see this please spare my family
Great information!!
I find the emphasis and breaths there after hugley baffling lol!
Arch, I must say that this was a great video and I saw all your vids, even from the lodge. Keep up the good work!
26:07 'Of the many children the Emperor created, none is as disappointing as Angron.'
Corvus Corax would have a word with you.
Don't you talk shit about Future Batman
I don't have to talk shit about him. He does it entirely himself.
You're thinking of Konrad Curze.
Yeah, for a start, Corvus Corax is sane compared to the Night Haunter.
It doesn’t count if the only one disappointed in him is himself. Honestly, he plays the emo card waaaay too much for someone who SHANKED LORGAR IN THE GUT. *silently pumps fist in extreme manly approval*
Speaking of Lorgar though, HE could easily be more disappointing than Antron.
Word in the Warp is that the Grand Master of the Officio Assasinorum has already dispached a kill team towards the hives of Skand to wipe out this heretic.
Armageddon seems to be an appropriately named planet.
"Oh Angron.. how you disappoint daddy.." :PThere's some nice pics of Angron, world eaters and bloodthirsters on the net, gives a bit of an image what the Wolves were up against.. as well as fighting cultists.. This was a really nice series, looking forward to more 40K Lore video's to come. Thanks!
Arch, your heresy makes imperial orphans cry.
Yeah daddy arch has uploaded another lore video
Almost 8 hours streight of arch, i bet when i turn off the videos i will have a new voice in my head that sounds just like arch, hope he enjoys company in there.
+ 6:17 = Awesomeness. Thank you for your time and effort Arch! keep it up please!
you humans never stop too amuse me
HERESY
Yes let the anger overwhelm you
Khorne The Blood God aren't u supposed to be a god of vengeance and honor?
Why isn't this a suprise, Daemon filth
Shut up and eat your KHORNE FLAKES ya git...
This is the most heretical thing I've seen since my search history
This was a fantastic series arch. Please could you do more like this :-D
Between the introduction and the bit about Angron, I absolutely loved this video
"The only Primarch that needed the emperor to save him ..." what about Mortarion ?
Biscuits for the Biscuit God! Scones for the Scone Throne!!
Whoa that's a graphic commentary and I loved it keep up the good work 😊
Angron: [Witnessing his forces rushing after Space Wolves] Huh ... Why does this feel familiar?
A chaos invasion of Armageddon? Come on that's as stupid as saying there's giant ratmen
For all Imperial citizens watching this video: Inquisitorial units have been dispatch to your homes for your protection. While you wait pray the God Emperor for He is salvation of Mankind.
Joking aside great video as usual. A shame for the lack of art but the two custom ones were great!
so about 15 videos in your chanel and i am starting to think i fell in love with your maner of story telling and voice :)
Greeting Card: "No, the kind with looting and maybe starting a few fires." Bender: "Yes! In your face, Gandhi!"
Armageddon, more like Anusmageddon... This planet is such a magnet for sh*tstorms
Perturabo and Vulcan also failed to control their entire world and needed to be saved bt the Big E. Additionally Perturabo did decimate his legion on reading their battle report
'I have an hour and a half till i have to get up, what should i do? Oh look whats up' Thanks Arch
Holy crap, almost sprayed my dinner everywhere during that intro, brilliant!!
METAL BAWKSES
evilnekowantznobs Sindriiiii
hey arch what are the best audiobooks/normal ebooks in warhammer 40k?
The Gaunts Ghosts series is pretty damn good. As are the Eisenhorn and Ravenor books.
Seconded, FIRST AND FETHING ONLY!!!
Can't remember the name, but there's a short story about a Dreadnaught that was very well done. Pretty sure it's up on youtube too.
You won't find any on youtube anymore. Copyright claims
The Glorious Tomb
i know you made this a long time ago, but that description just made my day.
i loved this series thank you for the hard work!
Indeed
"et cetteraaaah" every time xD
Heresy?
On Arch Warhammer?
Its more likely than you think.
around minute 6 this gets magically colorful... I am in awe sir :P
This was incredible. So cool. Really enjoy these