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  • The First* War for Armageddon Begins!
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    Intro by Henrik Sigeman
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    *the Emperor's inquisition informs you that this was unequivocally the FIRST war, if you disagree your local Ordo Hereticus agent asks you to please leave your name and home address in the comments below,
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  • @tanall5959
    @tanall5959 Před 7 lety +1751

    '...and 2 counts of improper dress.'
    And they say Blood Angels don't have a sense of humor.

    • @toxicmongerofthehatefulbro5745
      @toxicmongerofthehatefulbro5745 Před 7 lety +305

      ...I...I don't think they were joking.
      I think they literally took his clothing as an offense to the Imperium.

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 Před 7 lety +83

      Corn 'n Tanks Imperial fashion police!

    • @jamesgarratt1043
      @jamesgarratt1043 Před 7 lety +77

      Tanall: 2 counts of improper dress that's worse than 2 scoops of ice cream :O

    • @MichaelBW-bn9gf
      @MichaelBW-bn9gf Před 6 lety +123

      That's punishable by a torture season by the adeptus Fashionista.

    • @heliveruscalion9124
      @heliveruscalion9124 Před 6 lety +28

      Tanall Fashion Heresy! *BLAM*

  • @NWLR-tv
    @NWLR-tv Před 6 lety +1130

    "it's unoccupied"
    "THERES ORKS FLYING OUT OF IT"
    "And once those orks are out of the ship it will be unoccupied"

    • @thewalnutknight2760
      @thewalnutknight2760 Před 4 lety +42

      * space hulk proceeds to run into the planet *

    • @acraftyhuragok7586
      @acraftyhuragok7586 Před 4 lety +24

      Over Lord: I stand Correct

    • @excerpt1978
      @excerpt1978 Před 4 lety +30

      GET OUT OF MOY SHIP, SPEHS MEHREEN!

    • @TheCorrodedMan
      @TheCorrodedMan Před 4 lety +11

      A CraftyHuragok Knowing Strabbs dumbass, he would have continued to insist it was uninhabited even after that

    • @Bendy237
      @Bendy237 Před 3 lety +2

      LOL, solid logic

  • @TheDr4g0nM4n
    @TheDr4g0nM4n Před 7 lety +587

    "welp ammageddin outta here" - civilian watching the ork hoard approch

    • @warbossgrimdakka5401
      @warbossgrimdakka5401 Před 6 lety +18

      TheDr4g0nM4n you deserve top comment for that pun

    • @EarFarce4
      @EarFarce4 Před 6 lety +35

      *nearby officer*
      IF you will not serve in COMBAT you will serve on the brick throwing line! *Throws out of window*

    • @sethgilcrist8088
      @sethgilcrist8088 Před 4 lety +8

      Haha that puns so horrible it made a Kriegerman laugh

    • @sillylittleowlguy2392
      @sillylittleowlguy2392 Před 4 lety +2

      Ba dum tssss

    • @jasN86
      @jasN86 Před 4 lety +2

      Well played

  • @fumarc4501
    @fumarc4501 Před 7 lety +793

    Ork's greatest weapon; Surprise!
    Imperials: "There's no way they'll do that."
    -5 mins later-
    Imperials: "OME they're doing it! How is that even possible?"
    Orkz: WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!! *on fire*

    • @zerowolf0006
      @zerowolf0006 Před 7 lety +48

      WEEZ THE ORKS AND WE STOMPZ HUMMIE GITZ

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 Před 7 lety +32

      Rak Headsmasha GIVE DAT BOY A WARTRUKK!

    • @andyb1653
      @andyb1653 Před 4 lety +11

      @@fumarc4501 Wartrukk: **refuses to start**
      Ork: Arrite, goin' wid plan "B", den! **rides a grot into battle**
      "FASTA YA GIT, FASTA!!" **grot struggles to carry 300 lbs of Ork**

    • @thewalnutknight2760
      @thewalnutknight2760 Před 4 lety +8

      I think you mean WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @andyb1653
      @andyb1653 Před 4 lety +8

      @@thewalnutknight2760
      WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
      **record scratch noise**
      NAH, oi jus' ain't feelin' it, yer know? Can't 'ave a proper WAAAGH wiv all da boyz in "kwarinteen."

  • @flamethrowerdude
    @flamethrowerdude Před 6 lety +525

    The early stages of the invasion reminds of the old military saying, “do want to talk to who is in charge? or the one who knows what is going on?”

    • @billywise643
      @billywise643 Před 5 lety +6

      Flamethrowerdude V c

    • @darthrevan4933
      @darthrevan4933 Před 4 lety +27

      Flamethrowerdude that is so accurate so many times throughout history it’s not even funny

    • @11Survivor
      @11Survivor Před 4 lety +11

      Pronouns are critical pieces of vocabulary, I suggest *you* use them.

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 Před 4 lety +6

      That’s a fine distinction

    • @robertnelson9599
      @robertnelson9599 Před 4 lety +4

      @@fumarc4501 Problem is, the one in charge can reprimand you for not listening...

  • @Vollification
    @Vollification Před 4 lety +525

    40:23
    Old man throwing himself aginst the Orks grenades in hand, workers using their diggers, loaders and cranes as improvised weapons of war. No wonder the Orks love humans, we are as batshit as they are when push comes to shove.

    • @theenderdestruction2362
      @theenderdestruction2362 Před 4 lety +81

      Or when it really comes down to ti we can be even more batshit insane, it's like cornering a cat or dog you do it and there will be consequences

    • @Dap1ssmonk
      @Dap1ssmonk Před 3 lety +87

      If you have to define humanity with one word, it would be defiance.

    • @theenderdestruction2362
      @theenderdestruction2362 Před 3 lety +22

      @@Dap1ssmonk true very true

    • @julonkrutor4649
      @julonkrutor4649 Před 3 lety +28

      @@Dap1ssmonk more stubborn. To stubborn to lie down and die 😈

    • @Dragonspirit223
      @Dragonspirit223 Před 3 lety +30

      @@julonkrutor4649 I would say Spirituous, the way to beat humanity is to break their spirit, if that is ripped out of humanity, we fall, but if that remains... May God have mercy on whoever is against us, for we shall not.

  • @KingQwertzlbrmpf
    @KingQwertzlbrmpf Před 3 lety +273

    Funny thing: Yarrick is very old by now. Even by the standart of imperial nobility he's old. But he's still as active and strong as ever. Why is that? Well, probably because pretty much every ork in the whole galaxy is completly and utterly convinced that Yarrick can not be killed except maybe by Ghazgul himself. And when enough orks believe something then their WAAAAAGH! energy makes it true.

  • @thil2894
    @thil2894 Před 7 lety +1583

    I think that if Yarrick would have roar WAAAGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!! he could have enlisted the first ork regiment of the imperium.

    • @TheCorrodedMan
      @TheCorrodedMan Před 7 lety +282

      lucas thibault "say,dis oomie knows what he'z doin,let'z go fight fur'em!"

    • @klpihl
      @klpihl Před 7 lety +194

      James.T .Adams FOR THA EMPRAHHHHH

    • @caiocbcn
      @caiocbcn Před 7 lety +333

      lucas thibault "WE'S ARE THA EMPRASS GREENEST!"

    • @samuelsafin6564
      @samuelsafin6564 Před 7 lety +167

      lucas thibault DA EMPRAH PROTEKTS!

    • @BadlanderOutsider
      @BadlanderOutsider Před 7 lety +116

      E'S CUNNIN' AND BRUTAL YA GIT.

  • @josephtillson7481
    @josephtillson7481 Před 7 lety +457

    My God emperor this makes Stalingrad look a decisive victory

    • @mattaffenit9898
      @mattaffenit9898 Před 6 lety +60

      Joey Tillson
      Correction: it makes Stalingrad look like Saturday afternoon.

    • @anonanon9535
      @anonanon9535 Před 6 lety +35

      Agnarr Salventius correction this makes Stalingrad like a random bullet fired once a year directly into the dirt

    • @xxxxxx5868
      @xxxxxx5868 Před 4 lety +37

      @@mattaffenit9898 Everything in W40k makes Stalingrad look like a Saturday afternoon

    • @mattaffenit9898
      @mattaffenit9898 Před 4 lety +46

      @@xxxxxx5868
      Yeah, but this more than many others. I mean, okay, it's not Vraks, but this shit is still just a tad more ridiculous than normal. Smacking asteroids into a planet? Dafuq?
      And because I am obliged to do so given the subject matter -
      Trekkies: Wish the Federation existed because idealism.
      People who like Star Wars: Quite likely wish they were jedi.
      People who like Mass Effect: Want to blow up Reapers. Probably.
      People who like most sci-fi settings: Wish setting exists more often than not.
      40k community: ... mmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnNNNNNNNNNNOPE!!!!!!!!!!!! *_proceeds to fuck right off as far away as possible before gribblies, necrons, space elves, blue-weebs, Chaos, the Imperium, or literally anyone else ever can notice because fuhuhuck that shit with a twenty light year pole_*

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 Před 4 lety +11

      Matt Affenit correction: it makes Stalingrad look like the battle of France

  • @JCDenton2012Modder
    @JCDenton2012Modder Před 7 lety +453

    You wanna hear something funny? If Orks and Imperials ever had to team up to fight Chaos... the Orks would probably only take orders from Commissar Yorrick because he's (clears throat), "The da biggezt and badezt and Orkizt of dem Hummiez."

    • @Darknessblade4me
      @Darknessblade4me Před 7 lety +34

      adam reese That would happen right after they are done raping chaos. and that alone would take a long time.

    • @LongWarEnjoyer
      @LongWarEnjoyer Před 4 lety +4

      Not really funny at all lol

    • @Darknessblade4me
      @Darknessblade4me Před 4 lety +9

      @Just Jeff Rape in ork language is the same as "bash the damn thing with a choppa until it stops twitching, then bash it some more and maybe shoot a couple of mags into it. Because funny"

    • @Mitchel_The_Catalan
      @Mitchel_The_Catalan Před 3 lety +1

      @@Darknessblade4me you mean dakka

    • @Bembel81
      @Bembel81 Před 3 lety +1

      Cringe master!

  • @vulkanofnocturne
    @vulkanofnocturne Před 7 lety +414

    My Sons, won many honours on Armageddon. And from that furnace, Astartes and mortal alike, were forged ever stronger.

    • @penetrationexpert3241
      @penetrationexpert3241 Před 7 lety +10

      Vulkan Of Nocturne your sons killed few black Templars by refusing to help and instead helping stupid citizens

    • @vulkanofnocturne
      @vulkanofnocturne Před 7 lety +42

      They are Astartes, they are supposed to be The Emperors ultimate guardians for humanity. Those Black Templars died performing that mission, as did many Salamnders. We serve Mankind, that is our function.

    • @baker90338
      @baker90338 Před 7 lety +21

      Remember that the salamanders having good public relations will allow them to have better cooperation with the imperial guard.

    • @justafox5356
      @justafox5356 Před 5 lety +17

      VULKAN LIVES!

    • @willatronblue4835
      @willatronblue4835 Před 5 lety +6

      Fox Of Shadilay stomp stomp

  • @pierrelindgren5727
    @pierrelindgren5727 Před 7 lety +497

    Von Strab lost a titan legion?
    How he manged to avoid a inqustorial power chainfoot up his ass is beyond me.

    • @CryingZombie666
      @CryingZombie666 Před 7 lety +73

      The filthy ass must have bargained with Chaos already, I guess. There is no fuckin' way he hauls ass from Armageddon that easily.

    • @theomnissiah-9120
      @theomnissiah-9120 Před 6 lety +64

      He should be more worried about be vivisected put back together than vivisected by the admech

    • @bustedcogitator8954
      @bustedcogitator8954 Před 6 lety +67

      Pierre Lindgren screw the inquisition I'm surprised the Mecanicus didn't come for his ass

    • @limeyndixie
      @limeyndixie Před 6 lety +74

      Pretty sure he went into hiding and/or disgraced exile after the war. Probably a sort of “either retire in disgrace without any pension at all, or we make you into a fucking Arcoflagellant” kinda deal.
      He came back for the Third War, though. Sided with Mag Thraka, if you can believe it, to take over the planet with him. The Last Chancers killed him during a (naturally) suicide mission.

    • @oddluck4180
      @oddluck4180 Před 5 lety +33

      Almost as bad as losing 100 baneblades.

  • @andrewwynne6934
    @andrewwynne6934 Před 4 lety +75

    Orks witnessing Yarrick's victory: NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE!!!
    Ghazkul hearing about Yarrick's victory: YESYESYESYESYESYES!!!

    • @thomastakesatollforthedark2231
      @thomastakesatollforthedark2231 Před 3 lety +8

      Grotznik: oh no
      Arch pyronist: oh no!
      Other named ork: NO NO NO
      Ghazgkull: YEAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS
      Yarrick: oh fuck me

  • @ArchYouTube
    @ArchYouTube  Před 7 lety +1206

    The Emperor Protects!

    • @5ryans
      @5ryans Před 7 lety +41

      Arch Warhammer I wonder if that's the slogan on his condoms

    • @somerandomguyfromthebeyond1821
      @somerandomguyfromthebeyond1821 Před 7 lety +11

      so... what about that demonic invasion eh? i heard that Armageddon got invaded by Demons

    • @kaptinbadrukk2668
      @kaptinbadrukk2668 Před 7 lety +8

      Arch Warhammer WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

    • @rileyneal149
      @rileyneal149 Před 7 lety +5

      Arch Warhammer just fuck yeah

    • @jinpain8172
      @jinpain8172 Před 7 lety +14

      brilliant work on this vid you have outdone yourself this time

  • @grombrindal567
    @grombrindal567 Před 7 lety +822

    So does this mean Yarrick's life is supported by the Ork's psychic power? He is deadly because the orks believed he is deadly?

    • @fountainchristain
      @fountainchristain Před 7 lety +67

      Grombrindal yea I also thought that's what was going on

    • @sjoerddz
      @sjoerddz Před 7 lety +12

      how can this commented be posted 6 hours ago?

    • @grombrindal567
      @grombrindal567 Před 7 lety +37

      Patreon exclusive :P

    • @internetzenmaster8952
      @internetzenmaster8952 Před 7 lety +209

      Pretty much. That and Gork n' Mork probably consider Yarrick a 'Ooman grod' (literally translated from 2nd edition Orkish: "Human Best Friend/Favorite Enemy") to all Orks, *especially Ghazghkull*. So not only is the old Commissar blessed by the protection of the Emperor, he's also supported by (probably) two of the oldest, strongest gods inside the Warp *AND* the reality-fuckery that is the WAAAAAAAGH! field.
      Yarrick also likes to play up the greenskin's legends about him for full effect. Case in point: Orks start whispering that Ol' One Eye Yarrick can kill with a glance. Yarrick hears about this rumor and has his bionic eye turned into a bionic eye that can fire A FUCKING LASER BEAM.
      Seriously though, as of the current lore Yarrick and Ghazzy probably have the best 'frenemy rivalry/grudge match' going in the galaxy. The primarchs' sibling bitchfest has *nothing* on what those two have done to each other.
      I'll go into more detail a little later after I'm done watching the video.

    • @kingjshgrumpy5481
      @kingjshgrumpy5481 Před 7 lety +107

      my theory is that yarrick and ghazkull are actually avatars of mork and gork

  • @augustwillow3925
    @augustwillow3925 Před 6 lety +63

    How is there not more love for the mad bastards that welded themselves into cranes and went to fight Gargants

  • @KingQwertzlbrmpf
    @KingQwertzlbrmpf Před 7 lety +187

    9:16 Which self-respecting ork would avoid a minefield? That's what snots, grots and squigs are for! Afterall, let's remember, it was a couple million ORKS that landed. That means there was a couple billion snots, grots and squigs.
    "And two counts of improper dress"
    This attention to detail sure is admirable

    • @Stuffandstuff974
      @Stuffandstuff974 Před rokem +2

      Orks would find pure hilarity from making weaker greenskins run through minefields.

    • @michalsoukup1021
      @michalsoukup1021 Před rokem +1

      @@Stuffandstuff974 There is a problem though, What if the mines are set to be initiated by Ork, but not by a smaller greenskin?

  • @Dragacide
    @Dragacide Před 7 lety +976

    1 hour and 10 minutes of pure arch. Slaanesh has nothing compared to this pure ecstasy

    • @TheCorrodedMan
      @TheCorrodedMan Před 7 lety +26

      Jason na the nuts i nutted upon seeing this have effectively allowed me to surpass slaanesh in terms of pleasure

    • @jacobs4545
      @jacobs4545 Před 7 lety +47

      Jason na i could listen to him reading the user manual to a washing machine

    • @violetsapphire952
      @violetsapphire952 Před 7 lety +24

      The other 16 seconds, however; those were heretical seconds. We don't talk about those.

    • @JackFrostDoll
      @JackFrostDoll Před 7 lety +8

      Heresy as much? ^^

    • @jacobmendonca8571
      @jacobmendonca8571 Před 6 lety +4

      JackFrostDoll it's not technically heresy because arch is a very loyal servant to the imperium.

  • @Auriorium
    @Auriorium Před 7 lety +540

    Arch quit mentioning the Inquisition and the Not First War, its the worst kept secret in the galaxy, give a space wolf enough to drink and he will go over the entire lore of that conflict.

    • @furrybacon1512
      @furrybacon1512 Před 7 lety +129

      the problem Auriorium, with getting a space wolf enough to drink, is well... getting a space wolf enough to drink.

    • @fountainchristain
      @fountainchristain Před 7 lety +47

      Cameron Billquist you doubt my amount of drink on hand?

    • @furrybacon1512
      @furrybacon1512 Před 7 lety +79

      i highly doubt you have control over a solar system which makes only alcohol. if you do, be my guest, get the space wolf drunk

    • @Auriorium
      @Auriorium Před 7 lety +37

      I call that, Challenge Accepted XD

    • @plamenminchev6563
      @plamenminchev6563 Před 7 lety +39

      SPACE WOLVES?! FUCKING FURRIES!!!

  • @Astorath_the_Grim
    @Astorath_the_Grim Před 7 lety +65

    When the Blood Angels entered the fray my heart sung with the glory of the God-Emperor.

  • @Vulgrim2
    @Vulgrim2 Před 4 lety +61

    Commissar Yarrick: Everything a Space Marine wants to be.

  • @casey5565
    @casey5565 Před 7 lety +53

    "the emperor protects"
    me: *chills*

  • @RommelTheDesertFox
    @RommelTheDesertFox Před 7 lety +204

    When you were talking about the Space Marines coming down I expected the old Red Alert sound byte "Reinforcements have arrived"

  • @jacobs4545
    @jacobs4545 Před 7 lety +380

    if i ever won the Powerball im kidnapping arch, vaults of terra and 40k theories and we are going to erasmus with 50 million dollars. SWTOR-trailer quality full length movies featuring the horus heresy, and primarchs.

    • @ArchYouTube
      @ArchYouTube  Před 7 lety +135

      ha! do it!

    • @neofulcrum5013
      @neofulcrum5013 Před 7 lety +23

      I'd help

    • @weirdscience8341
      @weirdscience8341 Před 6 lety +9

      Jacob Siegel IL chip in a tenner if I can be an assassin 😂

    • @ThatDragonGuy
      @ThatDragonGuy Před 6 lety +14

      You'd need much more than that if your going to do a 2 hour feature film for each Horus Heresy book. You'd need at least 1 billion

    • @tacokid99
      @tacokid99 Před 6 lety +8

      TreeckotheRebel he’ll release them over time so they’ll pay for themselves

  • @johnathanblackwell9960
    @johnathanblackwell9960 Před 7 lety +49

    I must be a guardsman at heart, I teard up when I heard the "Emperor Protects" segment.

  • @hansyolo8277
    @hansyolo8277 Před 5 lety +219

    As Sabaton would say: "THEN THE SPACE MARINES ARIVED!"

  • @splint8618
    @splint8618 Před 7 lety +185

    Not gonna lie, the bit about Helsreach actually made me get a little choked up. Dunno why stories of utter hopelessness against an invading force do that to me.
    Excellent video.

    • @rileyneal149
      @rileyneal149 Před 7 lety +8

      Splint Na same bro

    • @trk4973
      @trk4973 Před 7 lety +18

      AH FUCK I REMEMBER, FUCKING ORKS EVERYWHERE PTSD INTENSIFIES

    • @humanitysucks4025
      @humanitysucks4025 Před 6 lety +27

      It's the beauty of said hopelessness causing the Greatest Resolve in the Civillian population.

    • @willrogers3793
      @willrogers3793 Před 6 lety +25

      I’m reminded of a certain meme showing an imperial guardsman’s face and the caption “Stalingrad? We call that ‘Tuesday’.”

    • @primarisrice6820
      @primarisrice6820 Před 4 lety +2

      check out the actual helsreach series on youtube its even better

  • @Raveneye2000
    @Raveneye2000 Před 7 lety +60

    Since Yarrick has been looked at, I petition Arch Warhammer to cover the daring deeds of Ciaphas Cain, HERO of the Imperium!

    • @dropdead234
      @dropdead234 Před 7 lety +9

      I vote for CATO SECARIUS OF THE ULTRATOLIETSEATBLUEBERRYASSHOLEMARYSUESMURFS! (Ducks chair.)

    • @mattaffenit9898
      @mattaffenit9898 Před 6 lety +12

      Andy Low
      Creed? I'd rather Creed. Because Creed... wait... where's toilet I was shitting in? And why is their an Imperator titan with its gun up my as...
      *_CRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!_*

    • @Archon3960
      @Archon3960 Před 4 lety

      Where he will no doubt rework the canon information to fit his narrative... Just like any real inquisitor! x)

  • @rahbaralhaq
    @rahbaralhaq Před 7 lety +69

    *Flashes Inquisition badge*
    "Citizen, while I appreciate you for you loyalty to the Emperor I am here to warn you.
    A person with a.... *very* firery temper is upset about your negligence to mention of this deed on Armageddon.
    He is possibly coming to have a personal "chat" with you and your continent.

    • @theenderdestruction2362
      @theenderdestruction2362 Před 3 lety +1

      He's a inquisitor too ya know and good luck getting on top of his mountain where he lives and good luck finding him the imperial fist built that place

  • @ChapterMasterValrak
    @ChapterMasterValrak Před 7 lety +334

    Total respect to the Space Wolves

  • @internetzenmaster8952
    @internetzenmaster8952 Před 7 lety +144

    Random Ork Warboss: "DA FIRST WAR FOR ARMAGEDDON WUZ AGAINST DAEMONS!"
    "COME AT ME INQUISITAHS!" -Assumes classic 'Come at me bro' stance

    • @ls200076
      @ls200076 Před 7 lety +21

      Lord Frostwind "Oh yeah boi!"
      *Smashes inquisitors butt*
      "wait"

    • @sethgilcrist8088
      @sethgilcrist8088 Před 4 lety +2

      Unless a massive artillery barrage of TP3 on the heretics + the Inquisition sends there greeting by way of the Death Korps+

    • @julonkrutor4649
      @julonkrutor4649 Před 3 lety +2

      @@sethgilcrist8088 Krieger vs Orks... that would be fun for all sides. For the Krieger, Orks and the reader. Is there such a thing?

    • @sethgilcrist8088
      @sethgilcrist8088 Před 3 lety +1

      @@julonkrutor4649
      Yay "second"war of Armageddon Krieg survivers from varks were sent to help

    • @crysisrevelation6132
      @crysisrevelation6132 Před 3 lety

      Hans, load ze cyclonic torpedoes!

  • @vulkanofnocturne
    @vulkanofnocturne Před 7 lety +55

    Von Straub must have been inspired by the real Von Hotsendorf.

  • @CepheusTalks
    @CepheusTalks Před 4 lety +13

    planetary command: here'swhat we think
    everyone else: *looks at Yarik*
    Yarik: execute order 66
    everyone else: yes my lord

  • @thebronzegoose9169
    @thebronzegoose9169 Před 7 lety +103

    Shitstorm electric boogaloo mk2. Ghazskulls party palace

  • @emperorconstantine1.361
    @emperorconstantine1.361 Před 7 lety +19

    Never forget that the God-Emperor's statue wept blood a day before the hulk came in system and the greatest void ship in the system, well, it died by ramming itself into the hulk to try and kill as many of them as possible.

  • @kre8or465
    @kre8or465 Před 5 lety +22

    Emperors armor, Yarek is badass. He killed an orc leader, while having his arm clamped off, then had that war bosses mechanical arm grafted to him. Just, wow.
    Also "and two counts of improper dress" yes, the most grievous of transgressions against the empire.

  • @jamesgarratt1043
    @jamesgarratt1043 Před 7 lety +172

    the chaos invasion of armageddon never happened
    it's the armenian genocide of the 40k universe according to the young tau
    OF COURSE !!!!!!!

    • @carsoncasmirri3874
      @carsoncasmirri3874 Před 6 lety +23

      "It's bullshit we're trying to have a reasonable discussion about the greater good"

    • @CornPop-cz2eo
      @CornPop-cz2eo Před 4 lety +4

      Damn that was good. I can't get the image of Al Jazeera using the bacon like smell of the warp in order to brainwash Chunk and Anna into preaching propaganda.

    • @hyakushiki9438
      @hyakushiki9438 Před 4 lety +1

      Corn Pop42020 Anna, who is Armenian herself. 🙄

  • @SumWulf
    @SumWulf Před 7 lety +34

    I got a wee bit chocked up when arch described the coming of the Astartes. good job arch :D

  • @thehoodedteddy1335
    @thehoodedteddy1335 Před 5 lety +11

    49:00 Wait for it...
    Wait for it...
    THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED
    Seriously, have that song waiting to start and play it at the right moment, and it's AWESOME.

  • @hybridgorilla
    @hybridgorilla Před 7 lety +26

    You forgot to mention [REDACTED]. It was an important part of [REDACTED]. Ahh well, at least you mentioned [REDACTED] and [REDACTED], and that -annoying- PERFECTLY REASONABLE AND NOBLE Inquisition didn't censor my post at all.

  • @cranederoc
    @cranederoc Před 7 lety +119

    Hey Arch, I'm one of the map makers from the grand campaign custom map, and would like to know if you still intend to do historical custom battles for warhammer fantasy (like you said long ago) and if I can help you in this sense with backgrounds/ maps to make this possible. You seem to distance yourself from fantasy a bit recently, curious if you intend to go back to it.

    • @ArchYouTube
      @ArchYouTube  Před 7 lety +42

      oh i am going to do more, but atm the Armageddon series is getting all my attention until it is compleate. Sadly tough the great war against chaos is a bust, a PC crash ate all of my files with the maps and markers and editing etc and i just dont feel like doing it all over again... do feel free to email me some examples of what you could possibly do tough, i am always looking for art and artists!

    • @cranederoc
      @cranederoc Před 7 lety +11

      steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198037698096/myworkshopfiles/?appid=364360 if you want to look trough my workshop.

    • @TavernPiper
      @TavernPiper Před 7 lety

      Hey Arch, what books do you use as a reference for the armageddon videos?

  • @Kh0rne8
    @Kh0rne8 Před 7 lety +65

    Yes there was absolutely no Chaos Demon invasion led by my Brother at all.

  • @IRMentat
    @IRMentat Před 7 lety +62

    The port siege description made me badly want a warhammer FPS horde/co-op assault game based in a hive city. Basically a good version of space hulk deathwing (warframe/the-division with a less ninja movement or infinite stat scaling) on a much grander scale of map with a persistent player inventory that can be lost through death.

    • @IRMentat
      @IRMentat Před 7 lety +7

      Damn, the state of console crippled PC gaming got has me sad now.

    • @moriskurth628
      @moriskurth628 Před 7 lety +4

      You mean ARMA/Vermintide just in 40K?

    • @IRMentat
      @IRMentat Před 7 lety +5

      I mean a 40K vermintide/L4D2 where each map is semi-randomly picked from a suite of eventually hundreds (area gameplay/cohesion more important than incidental details) that form a mostly cohesive area/city to fight through in a chain of 2-5 maps that make up a mission (turn on the defensive turrets, fight through to the safe-zone and break an ork siege, gather supplies and return to base with the laden vehicle).
      Players craft and gather resources Warframe/firefall (during the thumper era) style to craft modular "throwaway" weapons you loose if you fail a mission (unless you can get to a safe/beacon and store some of your gear before you die). let players find a few salvageable components and weapons/mods in-mission.
      If you loose or win incidental details around that area will dynamically update to a more or less intact/protected state (80% cosmetic but with some routes, doors, walkways, defences, buildings and resources available depending on win/loss ratios each week).

    • @IRMentat
      @IRMentat Před 7 lety +3

      The entire thing has been done before and other games already do this with different themes in mind
      e.g.1(warframe , space ninjas rampaging through procedural tile-set locations instead of guard companies facing down numerous enemies over a 2-5 level mission-chain).
      e.g.2 (destiny/borderlands, sci-fi space-tards fighting through a mix of instances and overland areas to kill a boss to get tokens and/or RNG loot drops in order to take on more bullet-sponge enemies)
      e.g.3 (vermintide/L4D/space hulk:deathwing, horde mode gameplay through a small number of heavily detailed levels, replay value comes from loot/PvP/suicidal-disappointment respectively)
      e.g.4 (global agenda/firefall, broken messes of a game that were about harvesting resources, fighting off other players/AI-swarms to control tracts of lands rich in resources, to build more gear. End results were generally weak due to stat based PvP items and drastic changes in gameplay direction)
      It's all doable with current tech but no one has fitted the pieces together in this way yet, let alone with a well produced 40k theme.
      Resident evil 5 and revelations (some fan gameplay-reactions aside) did something similar to this idea in a single-player setting.

    • @IRMentat
      @IRMentat Před 7 lety +3

      As with warframe, devs could start small with a procedural-tileset system 1-2 factions and a basic set of player gear then add in more over-time. Over time refine the more procedural maps into a skirmish mode while building up linked-3D grid-based campaign city/station/rok maps. Start with a 3 x 3 grid of maps, maybe add in a couple of tower/sewer/air/sea port areas, boost the grid/map piece by piece (e.g. start with a city wall-tower section plus nearby suburb buildings, add in the wall-gate plus the access bridge, add in more city plus some sewer access, add in farmland, add a transport hub to the area, etc), each new level allow 1-2 entrances from each direction to link into the another map (even if it's a trainline/out-flow pipe/bombed out wall).
      Save time by wholesale copying existing/realistic architecture (shopping centres, car parks, offices, castles, ports, train stations) layouts into the chosen theme then create gameplay paths through them by blocking off/destroying certain entrances and floors to allow one map to have 5-6 varied play-routes.
      That said I think I need to go cry in a corner while curled up for a while. Laters.

  • @philv2215
    @philv2215 Před 7 lety +23

    I shed a tear at 49:44

  • @lordinquisitor6233
    @lordinquisitor6233 Před 7 lety +9

    This is why I love 40k: it's a universe where the apocalypse is just Tuesday

  • @theangrykorean5194
    @theangrykorean5194 Před 7 lety +13

    I love the scale of WH40k battles in the lore. that Titan exploding in the middle of the attacking Ork horde was bigger than the Tsar Bomba. aka the biggest nuke us plebian humans have ever tested.

  • @NinthRomance
    @NinthRomance Před 5 lety +5

    Usually the Death Korps of Krieg ignore or outright shoot their own commissars for not being hardened suicidal badasses like themselves but if yarrick was their commissar I doubt they would ever question his authority/orders and would actually respect him.

  • @jasonwalter8360
    @jasonwalter8360 Před 7 lety +31

    An Hour long Lore video! PRAISE DA EMPRAH

  • @josrofe
    @josrofe Před 7 lety +31

    the way you've organized and structured this video makes it look like a documentary about a real war and for that you are one of the best human beings on the planet, this series is the best thing I've seen in a while keep it up mate!!

  • @CQBEXPT
    @CQBEXPT Před 7 lety +5

    I like the theory that Yarrick is literally being kept alive by the fear of the combined ork hordes.

  • @grantkruger3689
    @grantkruger3689 Před 3 lety +2

    Orks know its Yarrick by the power claw, and the almost deafening clanging sound when he walks...

  • @StoicNatsoc
    @StoicNatsoc Před 6 lety +34

    did someone mentioned...DAEMON INVASION?!?
    UH OHHHHH
    SMASH IT ! (headbuts against the exterminatus button)

    • @zerowolf0006
      @zerowolf0006 Před 6 lety +1

      Lord Inquisitor Ninoslav I see what you did

  • @tomtexas4897
    @tomtexas4897 Před 7 lety +25

    I wish to obtain knowledge as to the cause of exterminatis class weaponry being stored on Armageddon. This is for documentation and subsequent classification by Commissar Debit Fett of the Trappist system.

    • @barrybend7189
      @barrybend7189 Před 6 lety +2

      Commissar Debit Fett simple just use the forbidden divide by zero equation in all of the hives main power facilities.

  • @carloscaballeromoreno4853
    @carloscaballeromoreno4853 Před 7 lety +24

    49:45 God dammit, you sure know how to make a narration epic

  • @augmenautus
    @augmenautus Před 3 lety +3

    "He stole the war bosses arm. Run boyz" - some ork

  • @cynderfan2233
    @cynderfan2233 Před 6 lety +10

    So its basically the battle of Stalingrad except force fed protein powder and pumped up on steroids.
    The Armageddon meat grinder.

  • @HiopX
    @HiopX Před 4 lety +6

    Imperium: You can't just simply burn down an entire Jungle
    Bolsonaro: Hold my beer

  • @yuripantyhose4973
    @yuripantyhose4973 Před 7 lety +8

    Ah pizza, mountain dew and arch warhammer, killer combo

  • @antimaster6432
    @antimaster6432 Před 7 lety +5

    The pure badassery of Commisar Yarick shed a tear from my eye... Beautiful.

  • @kybercat7
    @kybercat7 Před 7 lety +64

    ..i think useing the words "ork" and "plan" together is kinda.......inaccurate

    • @morgancarey1374
      @morgancarey1374 Před 6 lety +8

      Kyber Cat Well they do in the sense "orks have absolutely no fucking plan"

    • @ayindephulgence4950
      @ayindephulgence4950 Před 5 lety +2

      it's more like they pick a direction and sometimes stick to it

    • @Archon3960
      @Archon3960 Před 4 lety +3

      You'z nevah met Ol' Gazghkull, do ya? xD

    • @toddwilliams8128
      @toddwilliams8128 Před 4 lety +1

      what do you call an ork with half a brain?
      STRATEGIST

    • @nukclear2741
      @nukclear2741 Před 3 lety

      Morgan Carey no plan survives contact with the enemy.

  • @angelsc7588
    @angelsc7588 Před 3 lety +4

    1:07:45
    "It's a pretty hard task to burn down an entire jungle"
    *Sweats in Brazilian*

  • @pmslevelboss
    @pmslevelboss Před 6 lety +8

    At my funeral I want an english narrator telling all my life's misfortunes with a solemn straight voice for 1 hours non stop.

  • @gso619
    @gso619 Před 7 lety +2

    I can't help but admire the INCREDIBLE subtlety and creativity of Games Workshop when it comes to naming things. I can't wait for the part where commander Faust and his forces from hive city Helheim set out to stop the orks from crossing the Purgatory river and onto the Baphomet peninsula by confronting them at a bridge locally known as Satan's left testicle.

  • @ABorderPrince
    @ABorderPrince Před 7 lety +33

    Loving this you have set a new standard #rememberhades

  • @CoffeeMaus
    @CoffeeMaus Před 7 lety +15

    There better be a second video.
    If you pull a Night Haunter again, there will be blood.
    (Possibly skulls, but no promises.)

  • @comandershrapnel4696
    @comandershrapnel4696 Před 4 lety +3

    Yarrick staring down the warboss. "You should have gone for the head"

  • @helldrake77777
    @helldrake77777 Před 7 lety +20

    The art is absolutely amazing! As a Patron I must say, I have spent my money well! I absolutely love the art for the Hive of Asheron! Those three guys(Imperial Guard, Gangmember and Civilian) looked super awesome together!
    Also, hearing the lore of the video, the defense of Hive Hellsreach reminds me a lot of the Battle at Shipka Pass. Very touching to me on a personal level.

    • @Demiurge13
      @Demiurge13 Před rokem

      if its to arch you spent that money then you sent it the wrong way because that art you refer to all comes from the video game wh40k armagg...eddon

  • @theeternalchronicler3072
    @theeternalchronicler3072 Před 7 lety +7

    Your telling me we lost 5 not 1 but 5 TITANS! By the emperor how could such a atrocitie happen.

  • @Maethendias
    @Maethendias Před 7 lety +6

    "the Diablolus river is ... basically a river" touché

  • @warriorcrab1319
    @warriorcrab1319 Před 7 lety +6

    Listening to this... I kind of want a modded Mechwarrior 3 with Arch doing the singleplayer mission briefings.

  • @SpoonieMcspoonington
    @SpoonieMcspoonington Před 7 lety +10

    Seriously why is everyone hating on the spacewolves?! They did very well when they SINGLE........HANDEDLY.......... defeated that chaos invasion Never has the imperium had a finer victory apart from when an angry marine beat a special snowflake marine to death by picking up a fellow angry marine wearing terminator armor and proceeded too beat the ever loving snot out of it while the terminator swore at the special snowflake for being a pansy while his brother swung him around like a wet towel

  • @forgefathereli8354
    @forgefathereli8354 Před 7 lety +8

    We're Whalers on moon!
    *We carry our harpoons!*

    • @forgefathereli8354
      @forgefathereli8354 Před 7 lety +3

      Replace we're with "us orkzies" and "moon" with anywhere. And im sure some Ork has a harpoon so its all good from their

    • @carsoncasmirri3874
      @carsoncasmirri3874 Před 6 lety +3

      Well there ain't no whales so we tell tall tales and sing our whaling tune

  • @MyGuy18
    @MyGuy18 Před 5 lety +6

    I understand now. Yarrick is the descendant to Goblin Slayer!

  • @honestkyn718
    @honestkyn718 Před 7 lety +14

    The What now? Midgets led by an inquisitor? *pulls out bolt pistol* that did not happen...period.

  • @augmenautus
    @augmenautus Před 3 lety +3

    "The hive gangers brought their own weapons" -lol

  • @ruscellotwitch4617
    @ruscellotwitch4617 Před 7 lety +2

    I have REALLY enjoyed this video. Thanks Arch. You put a lot of emphasis at the right time giving the right amount of feeling to it. Well done.

  • @54jOe54
    @54jOe54 Před 7 lety +4

    I've been a subscriber since your first lore videos when total war warhammer was first announced, and i have to say, in my opinion this is your best lore video yet. Absolutely outstanding. Thank you.

  • @joratoxdarkblade6826
    @joratoxdarkblade6826 Před 6 lety +3

    50:00 man that stuff still gives me chills, really well done Arch

  • @user-wo1ii7cr4m
    @user-wo1ii7cr4m Před 7 lety +2

    Arch, this is, my friend, the very best of the lore videos You made this far, in my humble opinion. Not only You managed to deliver tons of specifics in a form You most of the time masterfully do, You added this most required drama and pathos of Acheron siege. Man... You nailed it.

  • @CelticSamoan
    @CelticSamoan Před 7 lety

    Good lord this is wonderful. The battle maps and attention to lore detail then the added flare you put on your videos is nothing short of spectacular. Thank you for sharing this.

  • @chaosknight9131
    @chaosknight9131 Před 7 lety +4

    I can only imagine how many times 'FOR THE EMPEROR' said during the siege of Helsreach

  • @Hyperdin
    @Hyperdin Před 7 lety +4

    Arch's bed time stories are the best. Thanks for an awesome tale :)

  • @violenceislife1987
    @violenceislife1987 Před 4 lety +1

    Arch: give me all you money
    /me: take it! throws 5 nickels

  • @adamcarey6093
    @adamcarey6093 Před 8 měsíci +1

    The crane operators welding themselves into their machines to fight ork gargants in hand to hand always gets me for some reason. i read that in a white dwarf back when the armegeddon event was going on. got me back then too. something about the fanatical determination to make the enemy pay despite the certainty of their own deaths. there was another description in white dwarf that discussed crazy hive gangers full of drums sent into ventilation ducts to fight ork commandos in hand to hand that was also pretty awesome.

  • @axavia
    @axavia Před 4 lety +3

    The three ork gods: Gork, Mork, and Commissar Yarrik

  • @PinkB00mer
    @PinkB00mer Před 7 lety +4

    I loved this video. Telling lore in this way is very enganging and entertaining. Keep it up please.

  • @tarrisfairbroke6899
    @tarrisfairbroke6899 Před 5 lety +2

    "Do not give into despair easily."
    -Commissar Yarrick is amused.

  • @matthewhotston4287
    @matthewhotston4287 Před 5 lety +2

    I love your storytelling

  • @airplanemaster1
    @airplanemaster1 Před 7 lety +3

    "Drive me closer! I want to bitch- slap them with my claw!"

  • @sadhappy8860
    @sadhappy8860 Před 7 lety +4

    49:40 I love the way you tell these stories

  • @soldiert0144
    @soldiert0144 Před 5 lety +2

    "but even in darkest of days...…. the emperor protects!" I literally smiled when I heard that

  • @MrPapamaci88
    @MrPapamaci88 Před 4 lety +1

    Why do I have a feeling Straub was manipulated by an purple Orks from the start?
    Purple is the sneakiest! You ever seen a purple Ork? Exactly!

  • @Kemot300
    @Kemot300 Před 7 lety +7

    This looks like a one hour special document about the overlord's Incompetents. Written by a VERY BIG "I".

  • @crestfallenspaniard7079
    @crestfallenspaniard7079 Před 7 lety +34

    The demonic invasion of Armaggedon is fake news.
    And you know it.
    Also, great pictures. Specially the one in the balcony with the orks in the background.

  • @d180jnr
    @d180jnr Před 7 lety

    A lot of work has clearly been put into this, I enjoyed every second of this. Good work arch

  • @sgtepic4659
    @sgtepic4659 Před 3 lety +3

    I feel like Humans are the single best thing that ever happened to Orks.

  • @SerjAdama
    @SerjAdama Před 7 lety +4

    49:37 starts epicsauce! awesome

  • @TheRisingofPhex
    @TheRisingofPhex Před 7 lety

    I have been waiting for a video of this length for ages - thanks man. Made my weekend

  • @Burton555
    @Burton555 Před 7 lety

    Arch, your story telling is the sole reason I got into the lore of both fantasy and 40k Warhammer. Thank you so much for many hours of enjoyment.

  • @commissar.yarrick
    @commissar.yarrick Před 6 lety +6

    I remember this war well.