40k Lore, Regiments of the Imperial Guard, Maccabian Janissaries

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Komentáře • 838

  • @Isador11
    @Isador11 Před 5 lety +669

    A maccabian, a krieger and a mordian walk into a bar. the planet surrendered imediatly

    • @christophersmith8848
      @christophersmith8848 Před 4 lety +82

      They had a contest to see who was more of a stuck-up prick, there were no survivors other than them

    • @jehova131
      @jehova131 Před 4 lety +25

      Emperor Bless Sly Marbo

    • @HubiKoshi
      @HubiKoshi Před 4 lety +50

      Krieger conquered it while the Maccabian and Mordian were busy beating the shit out of each other with the sticks they pulled out of their asses.

    • @Isador11
      @Isador11 Před 4 lety +82

      @@HubiKoshi i dont think you can get the stick out of a mordian. its more likely the krieger entrenches himself at the bar and bayonet charges to the hardest drink possible, while the mordian waits for the order to drink his beer while the maccabian tries to convince him that wine is better

    • @bruceweiner5306
      @bruceweiner5306 Před 3 lety +16

      That planet was clearly not Catachan

  • @KaiserAfini
    @KaiserAfini Před 5 lety +632

    *Janissary:* You cannot flee from me, heretic. The Emperor's light blesses my mask and reveals you to me !
    *Mechanicus:* Actually, the Omnissiah granted it with a machine spirit to capture heat signatures, which it then runs through cogitators to.....
    *Jannisary:* THE EMPEROR'S LIGHT REVEALS THEM TO ME !!!!!

    • @sargentpickles3777
      @sargentpickles3777 Před 4 lety +64

      This comment is so accurate it must have been blessed by the Omnisiah

    • @na3044
      @na3044 Před 2 lety +6

      @@sargentpickles3777 You mean the Emperors Light shines upon it. 8)

    • @sargentpickles3777
      @sargentpickles3777 Před 2 lety

      @@na3044 Precisely B))

  • @riccoschleitzer3369
    @riccoschleitzer3369 Před 7 lety +459

    When Imperial Guards are too weak, but Space Marines are too overpowered.

    • @connorsanford7910
      @connorsanford7910 Před 7 lety +19

      Ricco Schleitzer it's a balance

    • @WordBearer86
      @WordBearer86 Před 6 lety +37

      Stormtroopers would be more what you're looking for then. Kasrkin and the like.

    • @albireotheredguard1599
      @albireotheredguard1599 Před 5 lety +7

      @@connorsanford7910 What balance?

    • @AbyssWatcher745
      @AbyssWatcher745 Před 5 lety +14

      @@albireotheredguard1599 they're more elite than normal guardsman but not as OP as space marines.

    • @slayermate07
      @slayermate07 Před 3 lety +4

      and when sister of battle has too much estrogen

  • @igorwojtyna2158
    @igorwojtyna2158 Před 4 lety +62

    We wear masks almost all the time
    Krieger: That's cute

  • @noobiesmurf
    @noobiesmurf Před 7 lety +285

    Janissaries to the left of me, Adepta Sororitas to the right, here I am stuck in the middle with kroot.

    • @robertnelson9599
      @robertnelson9599 Před 5 lety +41

      Scream "HERETIC" and they will take care of the Kroot for you.

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 Před 4 lety +32

      @@robertnelson9599 "show me where the heretic touched you"

    • @shanegrimes3455
      @shanegrimes3455 Před 3 lety +9

      Black templar on your back 😂

    • @user-ro9zf9kz1h
      @user-ro9zf9kz1h Před 3 lety +9

      @@shanegrimes3455And a ordo xenos in the front. The perfect recipe for heretic sandwich.

    • @Khornecussion
      @Khornecussion Před 3 lety +2

      " I been killing traitors almost all my life. "

  • @deadmeme8011
    @deadmeme8011 Před 7 lety +706

    Please do the Death Korps next. Anybody who shoots their own commisars deserves their own video.

    • @93Avenger93
      @93Avenger93 Před 7 lety +115

      By that logic Catachan comes first. They DON'T have commisars because they just "loose" them accidentaly. Not that commisars are needed in that regiment.

    • @gokbay3057
      @gokbay3057 Před 7 lety +21

      What was that rule again? Oops sorry sir

    • @deadmeme8011
      @deadmeme8011 Před 7 lety +205

      Catachans make up excuses for why their commisars keep disappearing. Kriegers file the excecution reports like real men.

    • @gokbay3057
      @gokbay3057 Před 7 lety +175

      Jesse Booth catachan: he stepped on a mine. in the middle of the base. while no one else exploded. even when building the base even thought there was a mine in the middle of the base.
      krieger: he was executed for cowardice because he ordered us to retreat while we were charging at a fortified position having lost more than half the regiment.

    • @HessianISR
      @HessianISR Před 5 lety +4

      There you go

  • @patrickbuckley7259
    @patrickbuckley7259 Před 6 lety +93

    About the line formation, there is a psychological element their. Both as a moral boost for the Janissaries, standing shoulder to shoulder with their brothers at arms, and the intimidation factor of watching an army of steely warriors marching in perfect unison, clad in death masks. Continuing forward seemingly unfazed by your gunfire, or even your artillery cannon. Honestly that might be more intimidating than even Space Marines.

    • @Guardsman--ku9wi
      @Guardsman--ku9wi Před 5 lety +19

      So essentially they are 40k's interpretation of Persian Immortals?

    • @ultramarinescaptain3840
      @ultramarinescaptain3840 Před 3 lety +15

      @@Guardsman--ku9wi Basically, yes. The Immortals of Persia were an effective shock troop, as they marched headlong into aline, clad in death masks, and seemingly unphased by the death of their comrades. But this factor spreads to other regiments, such as the Death Korps, and the Armageddon Steel Legion. Very much intimidating.

    • @WordBearer86
      @WordBearer86 Před 3 lety +8

      I imagine them starting to slowly grin behind those masks as they count down the last few meters to achieve the optimal close distance for their bayonet charge.

  • @dangerjoe8911
    @dangerjoe8911 Před 7 lety +403

    Well, they can be stopped by Winged-Chaos-Hussars

    • @devonswisher199
      @devonswisher199 Před 5 lety +4

      T.hermann LOL YOU ARE FUCKIN HILARIOUS

    • @merkavamkivm3373
      @merkavamkivm3373 Před 4 lety +11

      Remember, they are also Maccabians (second Israelilet kingdom, about 200BC-100BC)

    • @evanremillard5640
      @evanremillard5640 Před 3 lety +16

      I've noticed a correlation between 40k fans and sabaton. I don't feel alone anymore.

    • @jillvalentinefan77
      @jillvalentinefan77 Před 3 lety +3

      @@evanremillard5640 Sabaton is godly. Love those guys a lot and what they do with their music

    • @tylerdunlap8948
      @tylerdunlap8948 Před 3 lety +1

      Hahaha see what you did there.

  • @furrybacon1512
    @furrybacon1512 Před 7 lety +227

    the only reason that Arch did this episode was to spite all the Krieg fans. Clever bastard

  • @Kwargh
    @Kwargh Před 7 lety +118

    "In all things do we take the example of Saint Drusus, who the Emperor saw fit to return from death to continue service in His name. We endure hardships, as Drusus did. We show no mercy, as Drusus did. We drive back the darkness beyond His realm, as Drusus did."
    - Verse III of the Janissary’s Oath

  • @dyar648
    @dyar648 Před 7 lety +444

    Bruh imagine these guys and the Death Korps of Krieg working together

    • @yannbofferding6716
      @yannbofferding6716 Před 7 lety +142

      Would they shoot each other for cowardice?

    • @jooasalmi812
      @jooasalmi812 Před 7 lety +137

      Yann Bofferding
      these guys are making comissars shoot them from not retreating

    • @Memento--Mori
      @Memento--Mori Před 7 lety +45

      Yann Bofferding The DK would bomb them to kingdom come for "cowardice". DK shoot Comissars for cowardice xd

    • @SuperOverlord94
      @SuperOverlord94 Před 7 lety +84

      +Yann Bofferding nah, the Janissaries would shoot the Death Korps for being heretical while the Death Korps would shoot the Janissaries for being enemies of the Imperium.

    • @kazaddum2448
      @kazaddum2448 Před 7 lety +97

      Both spend the whole time between battles arguing who has the bigger death wish.
      One week later there are Jannisairies sporting Krieg masks and Korpsmen sporting masks of St.Drusus.
      While still arguing who has the bigger death wish.
      It's not like I like you or anything!

  • @breitve
    @breitve Před 7 lety +45

    the praetorian regiment deserves a mention, when you can get around to it.
    because Space British fighting zulu orks

  • @merkavamkivm3373
    @merkavamkivm3373 Před 4 lety +15

    GW makeing up names be like:
    -Hey, you know that one time when the Jews rebeld against the greeks? The ones that named themselfs maccabians?
    -Yeah, why?
    -Let's combine them with ottoman Jennisaries
    - FUCK YEAH.

  • @keegobricks9734
    @keegobricks9734 Před 7 lety +467

    ok new drinking game, every time arch says "in all due essentially" take a swig.

    • @alexmilchev5395
      @alexmilchev5395 Před 7 lety +20

      Keego Bricks i think it should be reversed since arch talks way too much about shoving various items in someone's back side.

    • @gypsyfreek
      @gypsyfreek Před 7 lety +20

      Keego Bricks try the next level, take a swig every time he says "very"

    • @keegobricks9734
      @keegobricks9734 Před 7 lety +25

      If I drink every time Arch says "very" I'd be dead at half way through one of his videos. a better one, that won't end in terminal alcohol poisoning is every time he says "very, very" I'd only have to drink half as much.

    • @Buzzy_Bland
      @Buzzy_Bland Před 7 lety +14

      Change it to just "in all due" and **bam!** instant alcohol poisoning.

    • @jpridgeon1
      @jpridgeon1 Před 6 lety +10

      Drink every time he rolls his Rs

  • @Sonjaslostson
    @Sonjaslostson Před 6 lety +524

    Turkish Space Jews... and people say 40K isn't diverse.

    • @user-unos111
      @user-unos111 Před 6 lety +53

      Well, the Emperor himself is turkish. I would say he could be a jew too, but he was born millennia before the dawn of abrahamic religions.

    • @james501001
      @james501001 Před 6 lety +117

      111 111
      *Anatolian.
      When he was born, Turks werent there yet.

    • @ahmetsedatkaya367
      @ahmetsedatkaya367 Před 6 lety +14

      Angh balahri, look turks saved jews in spain and caliphate was a turk so take this informations and do the calculating because I am not smart enough but this the only thing that inculudes muslim-jew-turk key words

    • @Stein871
      @Stein871 Před 6 lety +13

      space jihad is lit

    • @Lightspit
      @Lightspit Před 5 lety +5

      @@james501001 so taking this in the calculation that means the Emperor is before the Lydians and before the Hittites and before .... I have no idea what was before Hittites, Pelasgians?

  • @StarSage66
    @StarSage66 Před 6 lety +21

    The fact you're doing lore videos on the 40k Roleplay setting makes me extremely happy. The Calixis Sector, Koronus Expanse, Jericho Reach, and Screaming Vortex have been an endless source of fun for me and my group.

  • @elasolezito
    @elasolezito Před 7 lety +190

    Death Korps of Krieg = Wolverines
    Maccabian Janissaries = Honey Badgers
    In case you're wondering ^^

    • @Memento--Mori
      @Memento--Mori Před 7 lety +30

      Johan Dale Death Korps = Kekistanis. Ready to die for their memes and for Kek.

    • @robro2214
      @robro2214 Před 5 lety +2

      I Agree with this

    • @Zerpderp0
      @Zerpderp0 Před 4 lety +8

      Cadians= Merely men, that stood against the dark uncaring universe for 10,000 years.

    • @zachsmith1676
      @zachsmith1676 Před 3 lety

      North American Honey Badger or the European kind?

    • @elasolezito
      @elasolezito Před 3 lety

      @@zachsmith1676 European!

  • @aghouser4159
    @aghouser4159 Před 4 lety +3

    Maccabian Janecaries: *Exist*
    Arch Warhammer: Finally! Some good fucking gaurdsmen.

  • @CBRN-115
    @CBRN-115 Před 4 lety +4

    Leave the defense to the Janissaries and the offence to the Death Korps and you got the perfect army

  • @lantznefflen2333
    @lantznefflen2333 Před 7 lety +34

    You know, I think that I heard that the Turks had these in the fall of Constantinople in 1453.

    • @lucasbeck1391
      @lucasbeck1391 Před 4 lety +3

      Just remove the maccabian part of it and will the right

    • @merkavamkivm3373
      @merkavamkivm3373 Před 4 lety +1

      @@lucasbeck1391 yeah... I hate when EVERYONE forgets they are also JEWISH inspired... >:(

    • @Engifarting456
      @Engifarting456 Před 2 lety

      ​@@merkavamkivm3373 many of todays israel are azkhenazis whose anchestors were Turkic khazars, even today turks share the same j2 halogroup as israelis

  • @sirapple2406
    @sirapple2406 Před 5 lety +17

    They look like small space marines.

  • @Will831100
    @Will831100 Před 7 lety +74

    Arch, are you a Blackadder fan by chance? I just imagine it being your exact sort of humour.

    • @thunberbolttwo3953
      @thunberbolttwo3953 Před 5 lety +2

      Did you ever watch the Blackadder Christmas special?it rocks.

  • @sunttu333
    @sunttu333 Před 7 lety +104

    Cannon balls raining down from the sky
    Janissaries are you ready to die
    AND THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED

  • @michalvoh
    @michalvoh Před 7 lety +357

    Finally 40k lore..

    • @blackwatertv7018
      @blackwatertv7018 Před 7 lety +14

      michalvoh ever Friday mate

    • @duhman360
      @duhman360 Před 7 lety +4

      michalvoh Ikr? The total war videos seem like filler poof to tide us over between lore videos. All I ever watch is the lore videos, it's a shame to see the channel swayed into a total ear camping channel, pretty much, with lore sprinkled in like the little nuggets of gold. Gotta wade through the TW shid to get to the lore gold nuggers though, sadly 🙃😶

    • @RxBriggs
      @RxBriggs Před 7 lety +18

      Are you guys nuts? This guy does better than ANY ONE ELSE in doing warhammer Content. Right now the prevailing Online game for warhammer is currently Total War Warhammer, Of course most of his content is going to be for that, along with a new game on the horizon. Plus if you actually watched his videos he has a soft spot for Warhammer Fantasy. The amount of videos he edits and makes is MORE than enough for most of his viewers. Just be patient, he will get to more 40k war. Just dont jump his shit because he isnt making what you want. This is his channel.

    • @TKUltra971
      @TKUltra971 Před 7 lety +11

      Ya if i didn't know any better Arch has a hard on for Ratmen.

    • @eadayag3729
      @eadayag3729 Před 7 lety +3

      he dose tho

  • @edgartostado4778
    @edgartostado4778 Před 7 lety +32

    What a fine morning this is. First a few hours of lexicanum reading and now a lore video?! Emperor bless

    • @forestelfranger
      @forestelfranger Před 7 lety +4

      Indeed it is a sign this day this day has been blessed by the god emperor his self. So that all will know peace in both the spirit of the mind and body. For the god emperor protects.

    • @theghast160
      @theghast160 Před 7 lety +1

      Edgar Tostado i recommend you give 1d4chan a look at also, damn place is a hilarius rabbit hole, every damn article reads as if written by arch

  • @leopoldjenkins
    @leopoldjenkins Před 7 lety +6

    I always knew 'of' this regiment but knew little about them. This was really cool. Greatly enjoyed this.

  • @Anomaly188
    @Anomaly188 Před 6 lety +4

    My old 40K GM was a huge fan of the Armageddon Steel Legion owing to their 3rd Edition doctrine of being the only Guard regiment at the time able to field a full Mech Guard list instead of the standard foot sloggers with tank support. He also accused the Death Corps of Krieg of ripping off the Steel Legion's schtick (since they were introduced after the Legion,) with their uniforms being based on WW1 Germans when the Legion took inspiration from WW2 Germany.

  • @rosskwolfe
    @rosskwolfe Před 7 lety +7

    The forces of Chaos use magic to "pop into his rear."
    WOAH! I didn't realize this was that kind of channel.

  • @bryanbarcelo5440
    @bryanbarcelo5440 Před 6 lety +9

    i like the Death Korps of Krieg more. the aesthetic is better-looking, at least in my opinion.

  • @ShadowOfMachines
    @ShadowOfMachines Před 3 lety +5

    Macabian Janissaries: It is the Holy hour, the Emperor hath willed it! Charge forth!
    Iron Guard: No order to charge was given, what the ____ are you doing?
    Krieg Death Kore: Wait, we're charging? Really? Aaaawwwwww-yeeeeaaaahhhhh! *fixes bayonet*
    Commissar of the Death Kore: STOP! Get your great coat wearing butts back here!!!
    Death Kore: Why do they get to go do the sacrificing?
    Janissaries: *get massacred*
    Iron Guard: That's what you get for not following orders.
    Death Kore: *grumbles in gas mask*
    Surviving Janissaries: You have all failed is! If it were not for you questioning the will of the Emperor we would have succeeded!
    *starts fight with Iron Guard*
    Commissar: Really? We're doing this now? *draws sword*
    Death Kore: Charge now?! *raises bayonet*
    Commissar: GET YOUR SUICIDAL _____ BACK IN THIS TRENCH!!!!

  • @miskatoniclibraryreference3002

    Catachan is still best regiment, because sly marbo, Straken Iron Hand, Nork Dedog, and Stone Tooth Harker

    • @BeefCheeser
      @BeefCheeser Před 7 lety +9

      Ordo Scriptus AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @roys.1889
    @roys.1889 Před 4 lety +5

    If there's one thing I don't like about the Dawn of War games, even with mods like UA, is that you don't really get a lot of variants with the appearance of your guardsmen. It's usually like Cadian Shock Troops, Catachan Devils, sometimes Death Korps, and Steel Legion. It's never the Praetorian Guard, never the Drop Troops, and most certainly NEVER the Janissaries. I want more screentime for the less well-known Guard regiments. Yes, I know the former are usually picked because they're the most instantly recognizable, but come the fuck on, I want to see these, Talarn, Tanith, Attila and others too.

  • @TheIndigoEclipse
    @TheIndigoEclipse Před 6 lety +3

    Thanks for this video Arch. I was going to kitbash my IG models into Maccabians to work with my Sisters of Battle, so this lore video helps give me a better understanding of them.

  • @Keln02
    @Keln02 Před 7 lety

    hey arch, I really enjoy your lore videos and how you deliver them, they never fail to make me chukle. Keep it up!

  • @MrJulio632
    @MrJulio632 Před 5 lety +3

    They are crazier than the Kriegs

  • @LiliaArmoury
    @LiliaArmoury Před 7 lety

    thank you for saving me the trouble of rereading this section of only war
    I'm debating using them in the background for my commissar character in an audio drama i'm working on

  • @EpsilonNPC
    @EpsilonNPC Před 7 lety +2

    So glad you've covered this regiment.

  • @andreykuzmin4355
    @andreykuzmin4355 Před 4 lety +3

    I want to set my next adventure on Maccabeus Quintus and its moons, Sentinel and Stonegarden. If for nothing else, then for opportunity to use MacJens. Excellent video, Arch.

  • @schattenurmel
    @schattenurmel Před 7 lety

    Dropinng Content like the warp itself! Thank you again Arch

  • @kalebhinds6479
    @kalebhinds6479 Před 6 lety +1

    I didn't know anything about Warhammer except that Dawn of War was a cool game i played at my uncle's house once until I found your channel. Now I fucking love Warhammer, I collect the Imperial Guard, mostly Cadian Shock Troops but also some Nordian Iron Guard. I love the games and every video you put gets me excited and makes me want to collect more and more armies.

  • @Meacharn1
    @Meacharn1 Před 7 lety +67

    DO THE VALHALLAN ICE WARRIORS AND THEIR MIGHTY HEROS CIAPHAS CAIN AND GUNNER JURGEN

    • @robertoleary5470
      @robertoleary5470 Před 5 lety +2

      Mecharn did not know they were ice warriors

    • @ctw30002000
      @ctw30002000 Před 4 lety +4

      @@robertoleary5470 Cain himself was not a Valhallan, but had been attached to one of their units for decades.

    • @robertoleary5470
      @robertoleary5470 Před 4 lety

      ctw30002000 I think I meant I didn’t know their regiment

    • @donwebber9071
      @donwebber9071 Před 4 lety +1

      @@robertoleary5470 the vallhalan 597. a mixed sex regiment that took a full male urban combat regiment and a full female garrison regiment and after dealing with a nid splinter fleet and the men lost the most of the command group and the females lost many of their front line troops and given the way the administratum just said okay mush together in traditional oopsie. cain made them an amazing troop by mixing it up and adding the.two groups numbers together

  • @adamniehaus5835
    @adamniehaus5835 Před rokem +2

    Imagine one of these guys telling a krieg guardsman or grenadier that he isn't pious enough. What a brawl that would be

  • @undertakernumberone1
    @undertakernumberone1 Před 7 lety +207

    Death Corps of Krieg next?

    • @soldierfromkrieg6460
      @soldierfromkrieg6460 Před 7 lety +10

      ja

    • @jooasalmi812
      @jooasalmi812 Před 7 lety +11

      guardsman Hans why aren't you digging those trenches like I ordered you to do?!

    • @undertakernumberone1
      @undertakernumberone1 Před 7 lety +4

      when i searched for it on Arch's channel i've found only, searching for Krieg:
      Astra Militarum the Imperial Guard Lore
      40k Explained, Chaos Lore, the Warp, and its influence.
      WARHAMMER! The Great Dawi War Ep8, DEM BONES!
      40k Lore, Hive Cities
      Admiral Arch takes a look at Atlantic Fleet
      Longbeards DLC and shotguns in the year 400AD
      and for Death Corps: only the first video, dito Death Corps of Krieg

    • @Memento--Mori
      @Memento--Mori Před 7 lety +1

      Your friendly neighbourhood Comissar J.Salmi I wouldn't yell at the DK. You know what happens to Comissars around them...

    • @jooasalmi812
      @jooasalmi812 Před 7 lety

      Straight outta Kerry
      what do you mean

  • @batuyu988
    @batuyu988 Před 7 lety +11

    My favourite regiment! Damn, never thought you would ever talk about this small one, considering there's not much lore about them...

  • @rangerminsc3152
    @rangerminsc3152 Před 7 lety

    now that made my day! I could watch Warhammer40k vids all day and never get tired of them.

  • @Bgh583
    @Bgh583 Před 7 lety +16

    arch as One of your high paying patreons. I beg of you to do a lore vid on the death korps of krieg. I would donate anything you May wish for a lore vid for the death korps of krieg

  • @Furzkampfbomber
    @Furzkampfbomber Před 7 lety +14

    _First and Last! First and Only!_
    Honest silver for the Emperor!

    • @WordBearer86
      @WordBearer86 Před 6 lety

      We serve the word of the Anarch, whose voice drowns out all others.
      Gaur magir!

  • @Reddotzebra
    @Reddotzebra Před 5 lety +5

    "Behind his lines and into his rear..."
    Because chaos has a habit of combining magic teleportation with surprise buttsex. Two great tastes that go great together? =p

  • @MrOreoMan313
    @MrOreoMan313 Před 7 lety +25

    I'm waiting for a Death Korps of Krieg lore.

  • @Steeltael
    @Steeltael Před 7 lety +11

    Suggestion/Request; Arch please make a video about Money in the Imperium

  • @Kaslabarak
    @Kaslabarak Před 7 lety

    Never take the time to do it but thanks a lot Arch i was a noob in warhammer40k been watching your video this past year and yeah..thanks.

  • @Yoruichi__Shihouin
    @Yoruichi__Shihouin Před 2 lety +2

    Kinda curious who would out zeal each other with the Janissary and Kriege working together.

  • @JimmyStiffFingers
    @JimmyStiffFingers Před 7 lety +1

    YEEEES!! New lore episode! I've started reading The Horus Heresy books. Finished the first half of the first book in less than a day.

    • @jooasalmi730
      @jooasalmi730 Před 7 lety

      JimmyStiffFingers
      how was it?

    • @JimmyStiffFingers
      @JimmyStiffFingers Před 7 lety +1

      Jooa Salmi gooooood

    • @jooasalmi730
      @jooasalmi730 Před 7 lety

      Ser Ravinger Bare
      soon they all will join and when they do...well, we'll talk about that when it happens.

  • @76HabeasCorpus
    @76HabeasCorpus Před 7 lety

    I love the way you totally commit to rolling your R's.

  • @VarangianGuard13
    @VarangianGuard13 Před 2 lety +2

    Regarding the Sisters of Battle comments: I must agree with the Ecclesiarchy, in that the formula of Very Hot ladies + Combat Gear + Heavy Automatic Firepower x Zeal does indeed = We need to get some of them.. For increased piety, yes...

  • @blaked7532
    @blaked7532 Před 7 lety +1

    I was wondering when you were going to do more videos on unique IG regiments. Rock on!

  • @POSEID0N_WRATH
    @POSEID0N_WRATH Před 4 lety +2

    The reason I love 40k right here

  • @MyrdinAnnoth
    @MyrdinAnnoth Před 7 lety +1

    Seems like they would get just jolly when put next to the Sisters of Battle.
    That would be one heck of a crusading power right there.

  • @Jaeger_Bishop
    @Jaeger_Bishop Před 7 lety +58

    *Question* Where is the mass effect comedy series? I mean playthrough?

    • @forestelfranger
      @forestelfranger Před 7 lety +2

      Lock up in Arch's basement, where he is performing bondage play with it and other nasty things.

    • @pedrokantor3997
      @pedrokantor3997 Před 7 lety +6

      He probably got bored of it, I wouldn't blame him. Neither the game play nor the "story" seem to be remotely interesting. The only interesting thing I've experienced in this game so far is Arch's commentary.

    • @forestelfranger
      @forestelfranger Před 7 lety +7

      +Brian Donovan petty much everyone seems to be the holder of the idiot ball. The only thing amusing about that game seems to be pointing out all of the flaws and things that don't get explain.
      Arch is like the straight man. For if this was a a sit com like south park, he would play a very important role in making this shit as entertaining as possible. For with out the straight man it's just a pile of idiots being idiots.

    • @Jaeger_Bishop
      @Jaeger_Bishop Před 7 lety +2

      That's my point. The game is garbage but having Arch just heckle the living hell out of it and make all sorts of random commentary/jokes, was very entertaining.
      To the point where the fact that it's just as bad if not worse then mass effect 3 is...well yes I can see why Arch would just say "fuck this" and stop when there so many more worthy games to play and lore to go through.

    • @Jaeger_Bishop
      @Jaeger_Bishop Před 7 lety

      Even star wars is more redeemable at this point...

  • @duhman360
    @duhman360 Před 7 lety

    Finally more lore videos instead of Warhammer total war boringness. Thank you based bridge God. Please keep the lore content flowing. I'm sure the total war videos are easy.. But man these lore videos are much, much, much (EXCEEDINGLY) more entertaining. Love the lore content.

  • @crystalalarm3
    @crystalalarm3 Před 7 lety +2

    Just team em up with the Kriegers and turn em on the nearest enemy.

  • @chriscalvin5083
    @chriscalvin5083 Před 7 lety

    great video Arch

  • @goodwin9114
    @goodwin9114 Před 3 lety +1

    Don’t you just hate it when the followers of chaos use vile sorcery to pop up in your rear. The emperor protects of course

  • @adamfox3526
    @adamfox3526 Před 6 lety +1

    Working thru your playlists of 30&40k while I paint my overpriced GW miniatures....Thanks Arch love your channel

  • @total_no_more
    @total_no_more Před 3 lety +1

    Janissaries Officer in the middle of combat: I SAW THE FACE OF GOD AND IT WAS GOLD!!!

  • @ncopictures7182
    @ncopictures7182 Před 5 lety +2

    These are the troops the Ecclesiarchy wished they could have!

  • @atomicspacebomb7829
    @atomicspacebomb7829 Před 7 lety +1

    This was awesome

  • @alminos7383
    @alminos7383 Před 7 lety +54

    Queue VERY loud Ottoman Janissary band music

    • @Memento--Mori
      @Memento--Mori Před 7 lety +6

      Alminos Maccab are Jewish, so they're both.

    • @alminos7383
      @alminos7383 Před 7 lety +12

      Queue VERY loud Bar Mitzvah music at the same TIME! :O

    • @WordBearer86
      @WordBearer86 Před 6 lety +1

      Some of those Mehter Janissary marches would be actually kind of awesome with these guys charging in.

    • @owlsyndrome2647
      @owlsyndrome2647 Před 5 lety +2

      Ver mehteri

    • @Lightspit
      @Lightspit Před 5 lety +2

      well probably they hired a DJ to mix bar mitzvah and Turkish marching music...

  • @darthrevan4933
    @darthrevan4933 Před 5 lety +2

    A planet even the imperiam would hesitate to colonize... 😳by the emperor

  • @MadaraUchihamizukage
    @MadaraUchihamizukage Před 5 lety +2

    i REALLY wanna see the maccabians serving beside the DKK. try breaking into that encampment.

  • @skorgevondoom___9571
    @skorgevondoom___9571 Před 5 lety

    "Least They Ain't Bolter Bitches." a quote From Private Gordon, 5 minutes before getting eaten By A Tyranid Warrior

  • @501stlegionnaire
    @501stlegionnaire Před 7 lety

    Your children are going to love story-time with your bedside manner, Arch^^

  • @willrogers3793
    @willrogers3793 Před 6 lety +2

    I just got the lovely image of a Maccabean Janissary and a Sister of Battle getting so hyped up about how much they just fucking LOVE emperor-bothering that they start “bothering” each other. I imagine the death mask and power-armor-with-boobies might make things a bit...errmmm...kinky. Slaanesh would be proud.

  • @Matt-md5yt
    @Matt-md5yt Před 7 lety +1

    they do look awesome, I love their masks.

  • @BaoHadir
    @BaoHadir Před 4 lety +1

    Maccabus Quintus: giant tourist trap

  • @Rostam40kArchives
    @Rostam40kArchives Před 7 lety +9

    as u know Arch ;Olannius Pius, Dolan, Sebastian Thor ,Macharius and Drusus are all canonical male saints
    but there are no models or not much of any pictures nearly for them . what is your thoughts on the matter?

    • @sebastiankrant2738
      @sebastiankrant2738 Před 7 lety

      Well, Macharius once had a model. The rest doesnt have models, because they dont appear really in the battles of 40k (or in the case of Thor in battles at all). Unlike Celestin for example, they didnt get reincarnated to beat crap up later, so they are not "Living" Saints, just saints (as in: Dont get back). Although a Ollanius Pius model in 30 k would be awesome.

    • @Rostam40kArchives
      @Rostam40kArchives Před 7 lety

      its a shame tho cuz Macharius and Thor have a very strong characters and background stories .

    • @sebastiankrant2738
      @sebastiankrant2738 Před 7 lety

      Well, Macharius has/had a model. However, beeing a wargame we have seen the problem with such "mortal" characters: Shitload of points, but still a man. And with Thor, well, kind of hard to put his fluff in crunch. Not that I wouldnt like it.

    • @Rostam40kArchives
      @Rostam40kArchives Před 7 lety

      oh actually u r right ,i confused macharius from saint Drusus . Drusus is the Living saint not macharius (at least not in person just title) while Drusus was resurrected as a male living saint ,unfortunately i couldn't find any pictures of Drusus as a angelic wingie-ish saint wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Drusus

  • @jakobschoning7355
    @jakobschoning7355 Před 7 lety +3

    You going to make a specialized Video about the Elysian Drop Troops?

  • @williamparabellum2787
    @williamparabellum2787 Před 4 lety +3

    Cadia Stands, Mordia Obeys, Kreig Sacrifices.

  • @kekero540
    @kekero540 Před 7 lety

    Keep up the lore man

  • @grantmathieson650
    @grantmathieson650 Před 6 lety +2

    Why would ducklings follow a goose?

  • @charlesgrimmer6486
    @charlesgrimmer6486 Před 7 lety

    I feel like the sisters of battle get along with these guys quite well enough.

  • @JCDenton2012Modder
    @JCDenton2012Modder Před 7 lety +1

    A Janissary and Kriegman walk into a bar...

  • @rayrorobotpyro9631
    @rayrorobotpyro9631 Před 7 lety +66

    so what happens if you put this guys next to the sisters of battle? like I mean will they ACTUALLY blame the sisters of battle telling them "bitch god has spoken to me telling me you should go back to your kitchen rather the fighting for him"

    • @alexmilchev5395
      @alexmilchev5395 Před 7 lety +23

      Rayro [Robot Pyro] yup. Then they will exchange volleys of las fire and flaming waves until there are either or no jannisaries or no sisters and considering how stubborn both are this will take a shit ton of time.

    • @rayrorobotpyro9631
      @rayrorobotpyro9631 Před 7 lety +3

      ILuv Muffins now that would be a fight I would pay to see if im to be honest with you

    • @18Krieger
      @18Krieger Před 7 lety +7

      I dont think they will insult them for being woman because they have woman themselfes in their ranks.

    • @rayrorobotpyro9631
      @rayrorobotpyro9631 Před 7 lety +7

      18Krieger I didn't mean by insulting them for been women I mean by insulting their faith in the emperor cuz ya know it can't be them cuz god has given them the orders you can't fail if the emperor has given the orders himself so... it must be the others fault get my point?

    • @18Krieger
      @18Krieger Před 7 lety +3

      Yeah. Get it but that "back to your kitchen" doesnt really fit in. Just my opinion.

  • @emperorconstantine1.361
    @emperorconstantine1.361 Před 7 lety +2

    Arch, please do either the Praetorian Guard or Death Korps of Krieg next, please?

  • @emperorconstantine1.361
    @emperorconstantine1.361 Před 7 lety +3

    Could u pretty please do one on the Imperial Army 30k/Creat Crusade era?

  • @Khotgor
    @Khotgor Před 6 lety

    I like your videos... can you do one of your Imperial Guard videos on the Miasman Redcowls or the Death Korps?

  • @jakobos93
    @jakobos93 Před 7 lety

    20:15 I would love a convo with the Golden One, he is my 2nd favorite Swedish youtuber ;)

  • @canhekimogullar6837
    @canhekimogullar6837 Před 6 lety +3

    First time i've heard space ottomans in wh40k. Do they crack marble blocks with just a slap aswell?

  • @theghast160
    @theghast160 Před 7 lety +1

    As much as i adore the death korps as everyone else, make one of the catachan jungle fighters also!

  • @karlanonymouse2543
    @karlanonymouse2543 Před 7 lety

    New Imperial Guard Video?
    Praise the Emperor!

  • @noahsagutch8314
    @noahsagutch8314 Před 3 lety +1

    That anti tank strategy is a solid plan.

  • @youonlyhadtochooseaurl

    I love the Imperial Guard videos

  • @lysandersear8174
    @lysandersear8174 Před 2 lety

    Does anyone know where you can buy the heads for the miniatures? If they make them

  • @PanzerWalrus
    @PanzerWalrus Před 7 lety +7

    I kinda hope Arch does a video about the Tanith 1st and Only.

    • @Memento--Mori
      @Memento--Mori Před 7 lety +1

      Panzer Walrus As an Irishman, I can't wait for that video.

    • @WordBearer86
      @WordBearer86 Před 6 lety

      Would love to see him do videos on the Sons of Sek and the Blood Pact.

    • @oscarredfearn3492
      @oscarredfearn3492 Před 5 lety

      @@Memento--Mori I know I'm really late but I think they're inspired from the Welsh

  • @Codykid131
    @Codykid131 Před 7 lety

    I'm looking forward to this new series

  • @AndreAConquerorII
    @AndreAConquerorII Před 6 lety

    Fucking CZcams, i didn't get the notification for this one, despite the bell being at "All"
    Good thing this popped up in my recomendations

  • @Turinnn1
    @Turinnn1 Před 7 lety +4

    Calling the Emperor "The golden one" totally triggered me.. Images of that swedish dude mixing in with the emps... Heresy!

  • @JohnJohnson-xy6fl
    @JohnJohnson-xy6fl Před 7 lety +5

    when you talking about the flying dwarves?

  • @Lakefront_Khan
    @Lakefront_Khan Před 7 lety +72

    I didn't think there where male living saints, that's actually cool.

    • @JKAzrael247
      @JKAzrael247 Před 6 lety +12

      There's been several throughout the Lore, Dark Heresy, Rogue Trader and Only War goes into detail with many, including a Psyker becoming a Saint. Just in the Calixis Sector alone there is the following Male Saints.
      Drusus the Warrior (What Archie has said about him) :)
      Quivvar Nog of Fedrid (a Missionary who spread the word of the emperor to the most primitives of mankind across the sector)
      Vidicus the Forlorn (Warrior Confessor who was slain in battle against the Orks despite uniting the guard near him into unbelievable feats of heroism)
      Rybel Gorth the Watcher of the Dark (A psyker who sacrificed himself to save sacred knowledge rather than it be lost or taken by the Ancient Enemy).
      This is taken from The Blood of Martyrs Expansion Book for Dark Heresy.

    • @Zretgul_timerunner
      @Zretgul_timerunner Před 6 lety +12

      ”AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” sends his manly saints regards

    • @knightpaladin9841
      @knightpaladin9841 Před 5 lety +4

      @@JKAzrael247you forget about Saint Cain

    • @tilting_cat3344
      @tilting_cat3344 Před 3 lety

      some of the book about Cain were written after his death right?(of old age)

  • @Hugmir
    @Hugmir Před 5 lety +1

    Is the Death Korps video still missing?