NATURE MEANT FOR WOMEN TO RAIN BLOOD ON ME FROM ABOVE WHILE IM ROCK CLIMBING, but big tampon took that away from us. And guess who own's big tampon? ,:3 jkkkkkkk
mf I thought you said driving off cliffs- but tbh if a pad commercial showed a female driving off a cliff laughing maniacally it'd be so absurd I'd be sold on it
I want an "How Its Made" video depicting the toilet paper rolls being separated of the same conveyor to be packaged for women and for men despite being the same exact product.
Well, in the case of wiping your ass, thats actually kinda accurate. But I get what you mean. So many commercials are like “if you buy this product women will flock to you from everywhere”. Like, bro, it’s a pair of boxers. I don’t think it works that way.
On today’s exploration of youtube comments i learned a very valuable lesson, and its that people will literally complain about shit that has 0.01% to do with themselves. Nah fr tho dude we could all be doing so much more than this petty shit we all gotta stop complaining and just all become better people collectively.
@@Hello-or8ggUm... I think that it has recently come to light via the internets that insecure men* not wiping is a public health epidemic. That means it affects all of us. 🤢
when i worked retail, i had to set up a display for q-tips in the self care aisle. there were three kinds: the basic ones, ones for women, and ones for men. all three had the same dark blue label with white lettering. the lady q-tips were labeled "soft cotton swabs." the packaging behind the label was pastel pink, and showed an image of a baby, with a woman's hand gently brushing its cheek with a q-tip. font was a rounded sans serif font like calibri light or something. the men's q-tips were called "the ultimate multi-use detail tool," and the packaging was dark grey and printed to look like corrugated metal. font was bold and all caps. the women's q-tips were 40 cents more expensive.
I saw them for the first time a few years ago and couldn't decide if I should laugh or be concerned. Then later on in the future, I saw "loofas for MEN, specifically designed for the MAN'S BODY!" and finally realized just how fragile men are😅😂 Marketing geniuses though! Only way we can get men to take care of themselves and/or be hygienic is to present them with the tools in this way. It's actually almost too sad/embarrassing to be funny... but it's still pretty funny ☠️🤣🤣
Finally, a product that really speaks to me as a man. Finally, I can clean my ass and not have to hang my head in shame next time I go out to shoot guns and drink beers with the boys.
manscaped unironically goes hard. I got the lawnmower and when I bought it I lowkey was like “oh no wonder they get hella people sponsoring their shit it’s actually kinda good”. decent razors for down there if you really want one
Male insecurity is permanently exploitable for monetary gain. I honestly can’t even blame some of these companies for taking generic hygiene products and slapping a picture of a dobbermann or whatever the fuck and charging 4x the price for it.
So how insecure are women since all their products have flowers/ pink on them and/or a beautiful woman laughing trough a filter? Or can it be so simple that we like different things?
@@jgood005 Very good point. Though I would argue it’s most apparent when trying to establish the difference between male/female-coded products which often times as another commenter said are the same clump of chemicals.
PSA from a plumber here: if you flush those flushable wipes, even bro dude jock wipes, you significantly increase the chance of stopping up your toilet. Ive unstopped countless sewers that got clogged by people flushing wipes. Dont believe it just because it says "flushable". Cat food is flushable too, but it shouldnt go down the toilet.
I’m glad my masculinity isn’t fragile enough that I have to buy male branded products…except for deodorant. Like seriously I’ve used female deodorant and that stuffs wears off in a couple hours on me 😂
True!! I switched over to male hygiene products ages ago and it's wonderful - smells more fresh & long-lasting, also usually less perfumed so less likely to irritate skin
@@ergogrrlthat's exactly what it's for, you throw up and the acid from the vomit cleans out your mouth. mouthwash! (vomit not included. each sold seperately)
My partner has two packets of a product called Dude Wipes, and maybe they were the only unscented wipes on that shelf, maybe not. Maybe he got them because they’re made in the USA. I still think they’re funny
I can tell you from my stand point, I'm 6'6" 240lbs and they are huge, they are durable and they are fragrance free. I want to feel clean after a business meeting lolbvs
Reminds me of an old roommate of mine who began bathing after taking a dump. Not because wiping wasn't masculine, but because he was too lazy to go out and buy more toilet paper.
I just lovehate how he crumples the little piece of paper basically out of existence, hides it in a wrinkle in his hand and puts the hand to his ass to wipe 🤣 Next up: Soap for men finally to wash our hands in a manly way after shitting.
Btw, DO NOT flush ANY kind of wipe down a toilet. Even if they say they are flushable... They really are not! There are videos on here showing what happens to wipes when you flush them. They do not break down and can get caught up in the sewer system or water treatment processing. On top of that wipes are wasteful and not really effective. Get a bidet of some sort. Either one of the ones that attaches to your toilet seat or a handheld one. They are both so much more effective than a wipe... And you don't have to have poop covered wipes in sitting in a trash can! Just use a little bit of TP to try after the bidet. Or get one with an air dryer feature.
I McGyvered a bidet system for my rental bathroom. (No high-voltage appliance outlet to install a Tushy.) •NECESSARY Peri bottle ≈$5 •OPTIONAL Warm water kettle or bottle warmer ≈$60-100 (or run warm water from sink $0) •OPTIONAL Hair dryer $60-400 (some might already have one in your household $0; but I had to buy just for this purpose and yes I did get a nice Dyson, which is about as much as you can spend but I love it.) Warm comfy and clean 🧼
I used to do this by mixing 1 part whey protein to two parts apple cider vinegar. That way I could eat, shower, brush my teeth, wash my hair, heck even clean my house all with the same mixture! It was a good start, but tbh, I eventuallystarted feeling like a pampered little princess again. I realised the recipe was still too fancy for my rugged manly nature, so I switched to raw eggs and white vinegar. Still high protein and efficient enough for cleaning, and now I finally feel like a real man!
Another hilariously accurate video ^_^ Next up: Skidmarks - Underwear FOR TOUGH MEN (so tough, they're afraid to clean their own ass. Wipe your asses, fellas. There's nothing to fear). Extra PSA: Guys, fellas, dudes, please don't use those All-In-One hair, face, body washes. Unless it's specially formulated (there's one from the brand Bioré, I think), don't do it. PLEASE. Me and my fiancé use the same products since we're working on going zero waste. Because the brands are gender neutral we save SO MUCH MONEY and his skin and hair looks so much more healthy! It's mostly high quality unscented/lightly scented body and hair products and we have our own favourite deodorants and perfume scents. We also found a product called Wype, which is a gel that can be used with normal toilet paper (Wipe Your Butts!!!). Brands with gender neutral/inclusive packaging, with unscented or scent customisable brands: Wype, Wild, UpCircle, Sbtrct, Ethique, Face Theory, The Body Shop. P.S.: Wipe your backside.
"We also found a product called Wype, which is a gel that can be used with normal toilet paper" What? How do you use gel "with" toilet paper? Is it like anus soap or something?
In the UK marketing is similar but aged up a bit. Instead of "bro dude" it'll be "man" so you feel like a construction worker. There will be some XL etc included in the title somewhere.
Dont forget the scents. They're either not real thigns or things that no one should want to smell like. Women's scents are things like lavender, fruits, etc. Men's are like "lighting bare knuckle boxing sweat"
PSA "biodegradable" is marketing speak for "breaks down into micro plastics." For camping/sustainability you might want to find one that is *"compostable"* or made of 100% cotton/bamboo. E.g. Burt's Bees makes face & body wipes from upcycled cotton waste (like material remnants from the clothing industry). I don't know about toileting wipes specifically because I use a jerry-rigged bidet system (peri bottle + warm water kettle + hair dryer).
Hey, just wanna say that I love my bro-dude jock wipes. It's really nice to wipe my ass without feeling like a little barbie doll. I have a question though, my sister found my wipes and used them without asking me. She now has a mustache and her voice sounds exactly like Matt Mercer. Is there anything I can do about this?
Embrace having a new brother, my dude. The bro dude jock wipes contain concentrated testosterone which is how they make you feel so manly after coming into contact with your nethers. We could all use a few more men in our lives, right? (manly laughter, an eagle cry, the sound of rifles shooting in the distance)
Nothing fragile over here soy boy stick to your mamas rose scented fairy wipes. Us real men are using them Pine Needle and Repressed Rage infused Alpha Ass Erasers.
I literally bought dude wipes kuz I thought they had their own thing. Like I thought it was gonna leave me feeling fresh like some vicks vaporub or some shit, but no. It's literally just a wipe. Went back to huggies.
This reminds me of a story a female friend told me about showering with her boyfriend. She washed her butt crack and he was like "Why are you washing your butt crack? You really have to do that?"
"gunmetal grey tax"! The Future Proof channel just covered this in an episode about a certain men's grooming brand that seems to do a load of podcast sponsorships.
I don’t buy toothpaste unless there is a picture of a gun or a fighter jet on the box.
I don't buy anything unless it has a gun or a fighter jet on the box. It is a simple life.
Id buy anything with a fighter jet on it
I wish that became feasible. I'd do the same. 👍🏻💪🏻🔫🦅🗽🇺🇸
If there isn't a small toy at the bottom of the toothpaste tube I won't buy it
anything less would erase your masculine identity.
Finally! Something for men in a world built for women!!!
might be real in 100-200 years lol.
@@rabbitkinggod4602us women can’t build, our muscles are too small :(
@@rabbitkinggod4602 We're too busy twerking and eating hot chip, so no.
@@terrycrewsoldspice2577so I can't get a tomboy gf 😭
@@tankfarterNever stop dreaming brother!!!
Meanwhile, female hygiene products: *ad of mountain climbing, ziplining, diving off cliffs* "Always feel protected, wherever you are."
NATURE MEANT FOR WOMEN TO RAIN BLOOD ON ME FROM ABOVE WHILE IM ROCK CLIMBING, but big tampon took that away from us. And guess who own's big tampon? ,:3 jkkkkkkk
Yeah. Wouldn’t want that blue goo coming out while you’re skydiving, like those OTHER brands
mf I thought you said driving off cliffs-
but tbh if a pad commercial showed a female driving off a cliff laughing maniacally it'd be so absurd I'd be sold on it
@@kiraoshiro9251😂😂😂😂😂
The best ads for female hygiene products look like no women were involved in making them at any step of the process
I want an "How Its Made" video depicting the toilet paper rolls being separated of the same conveyor to be packaged for women and for men despite being the same exact product.
Well, they might have a different scent… but besides that, same exact thing in a different package
@@Sir_TophamHatt "...next up, the toilet paper rolls are drenched in deer urine before being put on the drying rack..." said the Narrator.
Dude wipes are stronger than cottonelle lol
Duff / Duff Lite / Duff Dry
Does that happen in the US? What do you do if your house has people of both sexes in it?
He forgot about the part where if you don't use the product then no one wants to have sex with you
Well, in the case of wiping your ass, thats actually kinda accurate. But I get what you mean. So many commercials are like “if you buy this product women will flock to you from everywhere”. Like, bro, it’s a pair of boxers. I don’t think it works that way.
@@jacksont9455how would you know if you didn’t buy the boxers
@@jacksont9455 Reminded me of a Redbull ad.
I'm 4 parallel dimensions ahead of them- nobody wants to have sex with me anyway :^)
@@jacksont9455lynx commercials
The thing is, there are people who actually think that wiping is feminine.
You mean there are actually people out there who think it’s NOT feminine?
like ya mom
@@theslappablejerkfr. so fruity right bro
It's sad I can't tell whether or not this is satire 😢
It definitely is feminine, men don’t have a blood discharge every month and it’s a scientific fact that men are cleaner as well.
the delivery of "wiping your ass?! like a chick??" was way too spot on. like it was just so visceral
Exactly I thought girls don’t poop 😉😙
The best part is the way the packaging is just slightly larger because it's MANLY and god forbid it be the same size as its dainty female counterpart
For men with a man-sized ass.
On today’s exploration of youtube comments i learned a very valuable lesson, and its that people will literally complain about shit that has 0.01% to do with themselves. Nah fr tho dude we could all be doing so much more than this petty shit we all gotta stop complaining and just all become better people collectively.
@@Hello-or8ggUm... I think that it has recently come to light via the internets that insecure men* not wiping is a public health epidemic. That means it affects all of us. 🤢
Okay but why did bro scrunch it up at the end? 💀
Because I don’t hold wipes delicately like a little bitch
@@theslappablejerkcram it in there soldier
He doesn't use the wipe to wipe, but to make his fist bigger when it is inserted... :0
when i worked retail, i had to set up a display for q-tips in the self care aisle. there were three kinds: the basic ones, ones for women, and ones for men. all three had the same dark blue label with white lettering.
the lady q-tips were labeled "soft cotton swabs." the packaging behind the label was pastel pink, and showed an image of a baby, with a woman's hand gently brushing its cheek with a q-tip. font was a rounded sans serif font like calibri light or something.
the men's q-tips were called "the ultimate multi-use detail tool," and the packaging was dark grey and printed to look like corrugated metal. font was bold and all caps.
the women's q-tips were 40 cents more expensive.
Not only that but they grossly implied that women’s skin is the same as a baby’s skin🤮🤮
@@Iamhere829 sounds more like you made that inference on your own
I don't use the Bro Dude Jock wipes, I use the Ass Blaster 3000. Much better imo
Dude that sounds kinda gay
@@noided4230nah
So Taco Bell?
Was that a futurama reference?
@@noided4230 if you aint see it it aint gay
There are literal dude wipes. This is barely a joke or commentary. Great video
I saw them for the first time a few years ago and couldn't decide if I should laugh or be concerned.
Then later on in the future, I saw "loofas for MEN, specifically designed for the MAN'S BODY!" and finally realized just how fragile men are😅😂
Marketing geniuses though! Only way we can get men to take care of themselves and/or be hygienic is to present them with the tools in this way.
It's actually almost too sad/embarrassing to be funny... but it's still pretty funny ☠️🤣🤣
wait really
@@aguywhodoesthings7061Yes, my mom put dude wipes in my stocking for Christmas once
They suck too.
@@aguywhodoesthings7061yeah the brand name is “dude wipes”
Finally, a product that really speaks to me as a man. Finally, I can clean my ass and not have to hang my head in shame next time I go out to shoot guns and drink beers with the boys.
Nice to see more creators getting sponsored by bro dude jock wipes
Lol
Tbh I don’t see the point of this product. Sandpaper already exists. Is this “manly” wipe even 220 grit? It looks way too soft for any real man!
See now the whole time i was watching the video, i thought bro was saying “choc” wipes as in to wipe your choccy
I was really getting tired of not wiping my ass and now I can!
“They’re for guys - and guys ONLY 😤😤😤”
would've been hilarious if you got a sponsorship for manscaped for this
manscaped unironically goes hard. I got the lawnmower and when I bought it I lowkey was like “oh no wonder they get hella people sponsoring their shit it’s actually kinda good”. decent razors for down there if you really want one
@@malikharris5286 youre clearly being sponsored
If you sit down to use the toilet, that’s beta.
I swear I only did it this once. I usually stand when I take a shit and absolutely hated sitting
@@theslappablejerkOur ancestors walked and shat at the same time, like horses. #paleo
I squat to shit so I can get overtime reps when it's not leg day.
@@fredskull1618ROFLMAO
@@bloodleader5Just don’t do it at the gym you might get kicked out
Male insecurity is permanently exploitable for monetary gain. I honestly can’t even blame some of these companies for taking generic hygiene products and slapping a picture of a dobbermann or whatever the fuck and charging 4x the price for it.
Everyone's insecurity is exploitable. That's what advertising is all about - exploiting insecurities - whether it's makeup or clothes or cars.
Many times women's products are more expensive
So how insecure are women since all their products have flowers/ pink on them and/or a beautiful woman laughing trough a filter? Or can it be so simple that we like different things?
Probably coming from a woman who spends $300 a week on make-up products.
@@jgood005 Very good point. Though I would argue it’s most apparent when trying to establish the difference between male/female-coded products which often times as another commenter said are the same clump of chemicals.
This is why my deodorant is Napalm scented and my shaving cream has gravel in it!! MAN STUFF!!
PSA from a plumber here: if you flush those flushable wipes, even bro dude jock wipes, you significantly increase the chance of stopping up your toilet. Ive unstopped countless sewers that got clogged by people flushing wipes.
Dont believe it just because it says "flushable". Cat food is flushable too, but it shouldnt go down the toilet.
They only say it's flushable because there's a chance it won't clog your toilet immediately
makes sense since most male care products are scents are labeled after concepts like POWER and ENERGY and KAREN TOOK THE KIDS
And let’s not forget the classic scent that is BLUE.
@@msd7544 I love the scent of blue
I’m glad my masculinity isn’t fragile enough that I have to buy male branded products…except for deodorant. Like seriously I’ve used female deodorant and that stuffs wears off in a couple hours on me 😂
True!! I switched over to male hygiene products ages ago and it's wonderful - smells more fresh & long-lasting, also usually less perfumed so less likely to irritate skin
My ex found the opposite was true. His deodorant wore off after a few hours, while mine you could smell at least on the T-shirt after days.
maybe it's not the deodrant, it's just u
@@DarcMagikian it is me, I’m a sweaty mf
@@coolbeans5911cool beans
This is an actual commercial, and you can’t convince me otherwise!
Forgot the ending where the label of the product is showcased by 1 muscular hand gripping it and slamming it down onto a wet surface.
Bruh I don't even know what I would do without my whey protein mouth wash.
I know you’re joking, but the idea of this still makes me wanna puke.
@@ergogrrlthat's exactly what it's for, you throw up and the acid from the vomit cleans out your mouth. mouthwash! (vomit not included. each sold seperately)
The music is sooo accurate!! My husband and I refer to it as "truck commercial music" 😂😂
"Overly-masculine fragility isn't a thing"
Overly-masculine fragility:
The Gendered Advertising is amazing because now, I can sell the same product twice as much without question
Man I love Capitalism
Still not as much as the pink tax. Go look at razors for men vs razors for women. Same with deodorant.
Mfs blame Capitalism for everything as if they aren't the ones choosing to buy these types of products in the first place 💀💀💀
@@ferretyluv I think the original commenter was talking about the pink tax
shut up
@@ferretyluvI did. They are the same price.
"i could've been doing anything in here"
neutral facial expression and vocal tone, slightly too-long pause to give the audience time to catch up 😂😂
No time to wipe, too busy GAMING!!!! 😂😂😂
“Now you can wash your armpits”
Men: •-•
“LIKE A MAAANN!!!”
Men: °0°
My partner has two packets of a product called Dude Wipes, and maybe they were the only unscented wipes on that shelf, maybe not. Maybe he got them because they’re made in the USA. I still think they’re funny
Please ask him why he bought them. I gotta know
I can tell you from my stand point, I'm 6'6" 240lbs and they are huge, they are durable and they are fragrance free. I want to feel clean after a business meeting lolbvs
In this gynocentric society, it's nice to feel understood.
Every Dr.Squatch ad ever
Just got a Dr. Squatch ad before this
I got an old spice ad on this vid
My bf uses a product literally called “dude wipes” 😂 they’re not any different than baby wipes with a very slight hint of peppermint
Tell him he's a sucker
well he has a girlfriend so the results are showing😂
With the way he had his hand balled up, I don't think that wipe is going to be doing much wiping. 😂
I actually got a sasquatch soap ad before this
What's the tagline again? "bathe like a man" 🐎
“Wipe my ass? Like a chick?” 😭😭
The ball-up at the end was perfect.
Yea why’d he have to do that😂😂😂
@@codex7203, some humans (not people) actually ball. One of my step-brothers and I once roasted my brother for hours over doing that.
The balling it up was so accurate💀💀💀💀
There’s no way an Old Spice commercial popped up before this
Reminds me of an old roommate of mine who began bathing after taking a dump. Not because wiping wasn't masculine, but because he was too lazy to go out and buy more toilet paper.
I just lovehate how he crumples the little piece of paper basically out of existence, hides it in a wrinkle in his hand and puts the hand to his ass to wipe 🤣 Next up: Soap for men finally to wash our hands in a manly way after shitting.
Not the "Dude Wipes" from Shark Tank 😭
This reminds me of when I was a little kid and I would only use a maximum of 2 wipes after pooping because I thought using more would be girly.
This a certified hood classic
Wiping is still for women 😂
First reasonable comment I’ve seen
Born to shit. Forced to wipe.
Your gaming chair must smell awesome 😎
😧
😨
This was an amazing video to watch while I wait for my leg to wake up.
Btw, DO NOT flush ANY kind of wipe down a toilet. Even if they say they are flushable... They really are not!
There are videos on here showing what happens to wipes when you flush them. They do not break down and can get caught up in the sewer system or water treatment processing.
On top of that wipes are wasteful and not really effective. Get a bidet of some sort. Either one of the ones that attaches to your toilet seat or a handheld one.
They are both so much more effective than a wipe... And you don't have to have poop covered wipes in sitting in a trash can!
Just use a little bit of TP to try after the bidet. Or get one with an air dryer feature.
I McGyvered a bidet system for my rental bathroom. (No high-voltage appliance outlet to install a Tushy.)
•NECESSARY Peri bottle ≈$5
•OPTIONAL Warm water kettle or bottle warmer ≈$60-100 (or run warm water from sink $0)
•OPTIONAL Hair dryer $60-400 (some might already have one in your household $0; but I had to buy just for this purpose and yes I did get a nice Dyson, which is about as much as you can spend but I love it.)
Warm comfy and clean 🧼
Nice product bro. Do you do anything like an all-in-one shampoo, shower gel, toothpaste, and high-protein meal replacement?
I used to do this by mixing 1 part whey protein to two parts apple cider vinegar. That way I could eat, shower, brush my teeth, wash my hair, heck even clean my house all with the same mixture!
It was a good start, but tbh, I eventuallystarted feeling like a pampered little princess again. I realised the recipe was still too fancy for my rugged manly nature, so I switched to raw eggs and white vinegar. Still high protein and efficient enough for cleaning, and now I finally feel like a real man!
Personally, I like to use tree bark and gravel mixed with boiling water. Abrasive, natural, and excruciating. Just the way God intended. @@msd7544
@@msd7544Ahh, the sweet sweet smell of sulfur.
Fun fact even though these types of wipes say their flushable they won't degrade like toilet paper and will f up your pipes.
Paid 3k to find that out.
Don't forget the shoehorned in balls "joke"
Another hilariously accurate video ^_^
Next up: Skidmarks - Underwear FOR TOUGH MEN (so tough, they're afraid to clean their own ass. Wipe your asses, fellas. There's nothing to fear).
Extra PSA: Guys, fellas, dudes, please don't use those All-In-One hair, face, body washes. Unless it's specially formulated (there's one from the brand Bioré, I think), don't do it. PLEASE.
Me and my fiancé use the same products since we're working on going zero waste. Because the brands are gender neutral we save SO MUCH MONEY and his skin and hair looks so much more healthy! It's mostly high quality unscented/lightly scented body and hair products and we have our own favourite deodorants and perfume scents. We also found a product called Wype, which is a gel that can be used with normal toilet paper (Wipe Your Butts!!!).
Brands with gender neutral/inclusive packaging, with unscented or scent customisable brands:
Wype, Wild, UpCircle, Sbtrct, Ethique, Face Theory, The Body Shop.
P.S.: Wipe your backside.
what the fuck did i just read
Can confirm that men need good hygine products. I look 10 years younger since a woman introduced me to face scrub 👍
"We also found a product called Wype, which is a gel that can be used with normal toilet paper"
What? How do you use gel "with" toilet paper? Is it like anus soap or something?
I love how you found a negative stereotype to feel superior over and just milked it till it's dry.
Thankful to the bro dude jock wipes for helping all men feel confident in wiping their asses 🥰
In the UK marketing is similar but aged up a bit. Instead of "bro dude" it'll be "man" so you feel like a construction worker. There will be some XL etc included in the title somewhere.
Sasquatch just got called out
"Did you wash yo ahss tuhday?"
And they SMELL manly, too!! I really like the gasoline and vetiver scent. It's so masculine!
Makes me feel like I never left my work logging trees in my mechanic shop :3
Dont forget the scents. They're either not real thigns or things that no one should want to smell like. Women's scents are things like lavender, fruits, etc. Men's are like "lighting bare knuckle boxing sweat"
Our ancestors never wiped, and I read somewhere that air drying boosts test lvls by 7%
Your videos are the best gives me og CZcams vibes. I almost wanna see you play every character in a tv show xD
i got an old spice eaglefang scent deodorant ad before this and i find that hilarious
You're a real one. Never lose your sense of reality.
Because most ads now are pretending to be comedy videos this is indistinguishable from a normal ad
He looks like that one friend in high school that will show you videos of people dying in bull ride videos.
Him balling it up to use it was the cherry on top. Bravo 😂
I need my toilet paper/body wash/shampoo/mouth wash all in one product
On a real note, those Dude wipes are great for camping. They're thicker than normal wipes and biodegradable.
PSA "biodegradable" is marketing speak for "breaks down into micro plastics."
For camping/sustainability you might want to find one that is *"compostable"* or made of 100% cotton/bamboo.
E.g. Burt's Bees makes face & body wipes from upcycled cotton waste (like material remnants from the clothing industry).
I don't know about toileting wipes specifically because I use a jerry-rigged bidet system (peri bottle + warm water kettle + hair dryer).
The crumpling of the wipe before wiping really sells it 😂
as an old spice user, yes
The insecurity tax
What makes these unique for you you ask? They’re made of pure American and locally manufactured sandpaper and laced with diesel as an antiseptic! 👊🏼💪🏼
I’m not wiping unless I have wet wipes that are infused with capsaicin
I swear to god my dudes, basic hygene is NOT emasculating!!!!
love
it
I got an Old Spice ad before this video
Hey, just wanna say that I love my bro-dude jock wipes. It's really nice to wipe my ass without feeling like a little barbie doll. I have a question though, my sister found my wipes and used them without asking me. She now has a mustache and her voice sounds exactly like Matt Mercer. Is there anything I can do about this?
Embrace having a new brother, my dude. The bro dude jock wipes contain concentrated testosterone which is how they make you feel so manly after coming into contact with your nethers. We could all use a few more men in our lives, right? (manly laughter, an eagle cry, the sound of rifles shooting in the distance)
@@chillcreep4926okay now you just turned it american
Important message conveyed in such a great form 😂 👏 this is what comedy is for
And the packaging has to be black, grey or camo xD
Masculinity is a very fragile, profitable construct.
Nothing fragile over here soy boy stick to your mamas rose scented fairy wipes. Us real men are using them Pine Needle and Repressed Rage infused Alpha Ass Erasers.
I heard that exact guitar riff coming before I even clicked on the video
also check our jet fighter , diesel and brand new car scented products
I got a Dr. Squatch ad when I clicked on this video
You should make a video about how the old spike tv shows used to be
I literally bought dude wipes kuz I thought they had their own thing. Like I thought it was gonna leave me feeling fresh like some vicks vaporub or some shit, but no. It's literally just a wipe. Went back to huggies.
Dude wipes are unironically the shit tho, gotta have em
This reminds me of a story a female friend told me about showering with her boyfriend. She washed her butt crack and he was like "Why are you washing your butt crack? You really have to do that?"
Don't forget the box with sport grip
Reminds me of the Sasquatch soap ads.
do they come in Samurai Tornado scent like my deodorant?
"gunmetal grey tax"! The Future Proof channel just covered this in an episode about a certain men's grooming brand that seems to do a load of podcast sponsorships.
Some of your finest work 😂
You are so talented bro holy perspective Batman
ME IN THE BATHROOM RN 😭😭
I hope they create a "Bro-det" so men can get a stream of cleansing water that's built for a man's needs.
Bro dude man is wiping with pure knuckle
This is my favourite skit you’ve done
I got a dr squash however you spell it ad right before this lol