Burlesque is Not Good For Some Reason feat. Better Off Red

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  • Honestly Cher is a good actress though.
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  • @BetterOffRed
    @BetterOffRed Před 3 lety +3650

    WAGONWHEELWATOOSIEEEEEE 🤩🌟♥️

    • @Kimmiejoy88
      @Kimmiejoy88 Před 3 lety +41

      Yay we get to see you on two channels woot! Two of my fav chicks!

    • @alley2615
      @alley2615 Před 3 lety +13

      Yay! I've been looking forward to this since you mentioned it!

    • @makeupsheri
      @makeupsheri Před 3 lety +8

      Yassss! My feeevrit.

    • @CaNTjOURnEeY87
      @CaNTjOURnEeY87 Před 3 lety +13

      You are so funny once I'm done with this I'm subscribing

    • @ruthgardener5688
      @ruthgardener5688 Před 3 lety +6

      Subscribed to you! Nice to meet you! ☺️

  • @Aliyahandusra
    @Aliyahandusra Před 3 lety +4202

    Maybe that's why Christina didn't get paid from the first job because she just walks into random places and starts working LOL

  • @Yikkoofficial
    @Yikkoofficial Před 3 lety +1527

    I never liked how the guy was cheating on his fiancé and they romanticized it.

    • @lenni9669
      @lenni9669 Před 3 lety +188

      THIS. A thousand times YES!!! That was so messed up

    • @a.b.7932
      @a.b.7932 Před 3 lety +149

      I was thinking the same thing! And having the main character end up with that person. Like why? I’d leave and block that person so fast.

    • @anonymouse6703
      @anonymouse6703 Před 3 lety +219

      and they sorta made the fiance look like the bad guy when she caught them together! Like how dare she interrupt them

    • @crazylatingirl94
      @crazylatingirl94 Před 3 lety +58

      he ended things with his fiance before pursuing aly lol

    • @sewerwitxh
      @sewerwitxh Před 3 lety +144

      @@crazylatingirl94 not really. Their "breakup" was so vague and he did what most fuckboys do. Vaguely state what you want to happen but don't make it clear so when sht hits the fan like it did at least the guy can be like "well I said what I wanted" when in actuality they didn't.... Like at all.

  • @SarahBecks713
    @SarahBecks713 Před 2 lety +661

    The lashes they hate from the "good girl" number are a vintage style from the 1930's called Beaded Lashes where women would purposely clump their lashes into small groups and place a bead of mascara at the end. There's a very famous photograph by Man Ray titled Tears that depicts this trend. While Christina's lashes are a very exaggerated version of beaded lashes, it still fits with the 30's-esque flair of the musical number.

    • @sundaymourning5329
      @sundaymourning5329 Před rokem +34

      That's an interesting little factoid. Thanks for sharing it 😊

    • @EmiMakesIt
      @EmiMakesIt Před rokem +33

      Also a throwback to waxed lashes. Before mascara there was black wax applied to each lash and the ends often had a small “bead.”

    • @justinwilliams7290
      @justinwilliams7290 Před rokem +8

      I don't think so.... I think they are like big featherlike lashes from circa 2008. Or I guess as you said exaggerated. They aren't beaded lashes which look incredibly different just big 2008 lashes. I dont think they thought about Man Ray or the 30s with this movie..

    • @lumi33tv
      @lumi33tv Před rokem +2

      Yeah but it definitely still doesn't look good...makeup department, you could have done better with beaded lashes

    • @lumi33tv
      @lumi33tv Před rokem +16

      ​@@justinwilliams7290 they obviously did think of the 30s here, they just used an overly dramatic, updated version of beaded lashes via using a strip lash and the look doesn't land

  • @lcolsen22
    @lcolsen22 Před rokem +675

    I have never seen Burlesque, but I did listen to "Show Me How You Burlesque" for about 13 hours straight while having a mental breakdown during a particularly hard finals week.

    • @maggiebottoms6526
      @maggiebottoms6526 Před rokem +36

      Haven’t seen either of these things but I’ll be saving this in my memory bank for my next mental breakdown

    • @anna5169
      @anna5169 Před rokem +29

      I liked the movie. It was cheesy and the storyline was recycled and some of it downright stupid and blatantly unrealistic but I loved it 😂

    • @SabrinaRina
      @SabrinaRina Před rokem +12

      Now I'm picturing Saved by the Bell "I'm so excited", but "Show me how you burlesque...heeyyeeah... show me how you can cope".

    • @Bexks
      @Bexks Před rokem +2

      You gotta see it. It’s actually quite good imo

  • @carolinamurtha3102
    @carolinamurtha3102 Před 3 lety +1732

    One thing I did appreciate with this movie is that Christina’s character knows she can sing well. I hate when established artist/singers play a role where they don’t know they can sing or are too shy but we already know they can sing!

  • @stephaniegibson765
    @stephaniegibson765 Před 3 lety +1914

    Stanley Tucci is the best part of every movie that is not The Lovely Bones.

    • @grantmegan91
      @grantmegan91 Před 3 lety +112

      That is an amazing book but it's a really fucked up movie

    • @iamwindchakra
      @iamwindchakra Před 3 lety +15

      100% correct

    • @thedragodile545
      @thedragodile545 Před 3 lety +96

      Stanley Tucci gives off major BDE. But like, very generous BDE.

    • @sheilavaughn296
      @sheilavaughn296 Před 3 lety +108

      He's still good in that! Makes a great bad guy!!

    • @darkangel4185
      @darkangel4185 Před 3 lety +69

      I thought the same thing. Everything but lovely bones. God, that movie was disturbing.

  • @crystalh4016
    @crystalh4016 Před 2 lety +175

    Cher can do a 5min plank bruh. I 100% believe she belted out that song in one take. Say what you want about how good her voice is; she knows how to use her instrument, and totally has the cardiovascular and core strength to fill that space.

  • @Andy-xx3tt
    @Andy-xx3tt Před 10 měsíci +70

    I remember being so excited for this movie because I thought that Cher and Christina were going to have some amazing duets. BUT NO. NOT A SINGLE ONE! What a wasted opportunity 😂

  • @IllumiToddy
    @IllumiToddy Před 3 lety +812

    I love that Christina left her small town bar job because she wasn’t getting paid to literally force herself into a big city bar job that doesn’t pay.

    • @xejelah
      @xejelah Před rokem +15

      But, she got to learn for free and keep the tips. It got her to nail tryouts, she got her dream job, and a problem which flung her to the lead of the show gaining her fame and fortune. Not bad for a small temp position. Somehow, I doubt the same would've happened at her old place.

    • @jordanmarie24
      @jordanmarie24 Před rokem +2

      BAHA! Such an amazing point! X)

    • @nevaehonrefni
      @nevaehonrefni Před 8 měsíci +1

      It pays what are you talking about? There's a part in the movie where she's looking for an apartment because she can afford to move out because of working at the club-

  • @saraelmore2108
    @saraelmore2108 Před 3 lety +754

    So do we all just have an unspoken agreement to not admit that all these "bad movies" are actually our favorite movies?

    • @samstokes8845
      @samstokes8845 Před 3 lety +3

      Not it bro! Lol

    • @brittschaeffer
      @brittschaeffer Před 3 lety +47

      I love this movie 😂

    • @w.lester255
      @w.lester255 Před 3 lety +9

      I watched this once and had a great time. I would not watch it again but as I said, it was just the ticket

    • @shelbielh
      @shelbielh Před 2 lety +2

      Yes

    • @ThiskidKnowledge
      @ThiskidKnowledge Před 2 lety +4

      I’ve on it blue ray and my former roommate was the one who broke the plastic and watched it lol 😂 it’s one of her favorites

  • @crystalwood4502
    @crystalwood4502 Před rokem +70

    The Cher Solo song was an original she wrote specifically for this movie. It was supposed to be a “they’re not going to get me” moment.

  • @TallulahChanel
    @TallulahChanel Před 2 lety +196

    It's amazing how well Sarah blends in with the movie aesthetic

  • @kimbooley90
    @kimbooley90 Před 3 lety +413

    I saw this at the cinema when it came out and I fucking died at the scene where she says she never learnt how to do her own makeup because her mum died when she was young.... whilst wearing a full face of freaking makeup. 😂

  • @ambershannon6694
    @ambershannon6694 Před 3 lety +520

    I love that the female protagonist fall down montages are getting longer and longer 😂

    • @Namraets45
      @Namraets45 Před 3 lety

      Me, too! (☞゚ヮ゚)☞

    • @sheilavaughn296
      @sheilavaughn296 Před 3 lety +16

      Did she add the Queen of Clumsy herself, Bella Swan? I can't remember.

    • @jaimefrenchofficial
      @jaimefrenchofficial  Před 3 lety +29

      Same 😂

    • @JaclynOrtiz
      @JaclynOrtiz Před 3 lety

      Yaaassss 👏👏👏

    • @vloy3080
      @vloy3080 Před 3 lety +4

      @@jaimefrenchofficial Please do the movie Swat!! I’ve been trying to get your attention on this. This movie is hilariously bad! Lol 😂
      My husband and I are dying for you to review it!

  • @lesleyrodrigues2868
    @lesleyrodrigues2868 Před 2 lety +455

    My husband woke the kids up for school this morning by walking into their room, flicking on the light and shouting,
    “WAGONWHEELWATOOSIE!!”
    You guys KILLED this review. He typically quotes scripture and rap lyrics.

  • @tedthomas4008
    @tedthomas4008 Před 2 lety +132

    I feel like you should do Miss Congeniality since she also falls, keep the female protagonist genre going, and also I would love to hear you review that movie. I love all of your movie reviews.

    • @xtiphuny89
      @xtiphuny89 Před 10 měsíci +7

      But that fall is more believable. I also fell when i first started wearing 3 inch heels lol.

  • @AngeliqueElijah
    @AngeliqueElijah Před 3 lety +458

    Also, there is NO WAY she was surviving on a waitresses pay with little to no tips and she hadn't been paid in like 2 months, I don't care how much she was saving.

    • @AngeliqueElijah
      @AngeliqueElijah Před 3 lety +17

      @Danielle Lou I was actually talking about the beginning of the movie at that restaurant/bar place that was slow. I doubt she was getting paid much, and she said she hadn't got paid for last month, which meant she hadn't got paid for the current month either when the movie started and I wouldn't be surprised if that was the first time she wasn't paid.
      After she moved to the "big city" I know she was getting paid once she started working and I agree, she was more than likely not paying anything staying with him.

    • @elatedemu
      @elatedemu Před 3 lety +12

      I thought about this too! When she takes the money out of the register and "takes what she is owed" either she gets paid in pennies per hour, or she committed grand theft. Sidenote: what if the people in that town were REALLY good tippers?

    • @RedRoseSeptember22
      @RedRoseSeptember22 Před 3 lety +7

      @Danielle Lou Actually he was charging her half of the rent and all that.

    • @sheilavaughn296
      @sheilavaughn296 Před 3 lety +7

      That's what I said. I don't know anywhere waitresses get paid only once a month. She said " but you still haven't paid us for last month"! Maybe she was supposed to say last week and the director didn't even notice. Lol

    • @frogradar
      @frogradar Před 3 lety +1

      @@sheilavaughn296 this is actually VERY common in the UK. Monthly pay.

  • @aksez2u
    @aksez2u Před 3 lety +454

    I don't want to hurt your feelings, but Trish totally nailed that Audible ad!

  • @cocoluv29
    @cocoluv29 Před rokem +122

    Cher is actually a great actress and her 80s movies are so fun, Witches of Eastwick or Moonstruck would be so much fun to see you review!

  • @katherinemeara942
    @katherinemeara942 Před rokem +40

    As Dita Von Teese once said "they called it Burlesque because the name Cabaret was already taken"

  • @pdt984
    @pdt984 Před 3 lety +600

    It’s DEFINITELY criminal that you’ve never watched Devil Wears Prada! It’s one of very few movies that gets played on cable constantly and I will still watch every time lol.

  • @LexaLauren93
    @LexaLauren93 Před 3 lety +629

    You need to do “The House Bunny”

  • @biabarreto1434
    @biabarreto1434 Před 2 lety +62

    I always thought Burlesque would have worked better as a concept/visual album as opposed to a full-fledged movie. Even if the plot is flimsy and cliché-ridden, it has a gorgeous aesthetic (Christina, Kristen Bell and Julianne Hough all look amazing) and fantastic songs. Christina was born to perform retro throwback music like this; look no further than the Back to Basics album.

  • @gretchenlorraine
    @gretchenlorraine Před 2 lety +97

    The edit of Cher doing Jaime's makeup had me crying! I haven't laughed that hard since... a couple days ago when I watched the Vanilla Ice movie review. Then I sent it to like everyone I know. Which really isn't that many people... Anywho it was fun to see Better Off Red too! Crue Trime!

  • @Dfg697
    @Dfg697 Před 3 lety +195

    Stanley Tucci is both the terrifying serial killer who haunts my nightmares and by day the Sassy yet kindhearted assistant who takes me under his wing and gives me fabulous outfits 👠📿👗

  • @RoseTintMyWorld-cr5zo
    @RoseTintMyWorld-cr5zo Před 3 lety +232

    Who else just keeps replaying Tammy Sammich's audition?
    "Wagon Wheel Wa-toochie? You got it"
    HAHAHAHA

  • @MellSayzHi
    @MellSayzHi Před rokem +34

    This movie is such a fun guilty pleasure I can't help it, I enjoy Christina's voice, the costumes are fun, and I do enjoy the dances lol

  • @Angel4Sale
    @Angel4Sale Před 2 lety +59

    Ever since I seen this movie when it came out I say In my head “i will not be upstaged by some sIut with mutant lungs” when ever I lose at anything ever

  • @elie-anneroy391
    @elie-anneroy391 Před 3 lety +477

    I don’t want to watch movies anymore, I only want Jaime watching them and then telling me 💕

    • @ninalove3044
      @ninalove3044 Před 3 lety +6

      Same!!! I live for these vids- 🤗❤💛💚💙💜💅

    • @AguilarEstela
      @AguilarEstela Před 3 lety +7

      Hahahaha...omg me tooooo!! She adds so much more entertainment to these flops. Burlesque should be giving her Royalties☝️

    • @moyo6606
      @moyo6606 Před 3 lety +3

      This is perfect for me because someone kept begging me to watch Burlesque but I didn't really want to actually sit through it 🤣

    • @StewVlogs26
      @StewVlogs26 Před 3 lety +1

      Same!

    • @sophiakeen6429
      @sophiakeen6429 Před 3 lety +1

      Haha, yes! I told my husband that all I watch these days is other people watching things and then talking about them.

  • @Magencory17
    @Magencory17 Před 3 lety +339

    Christina’s bangs : appear, disappear, reappear.
    Jaime’s glasses; appear, disappear, reappear 😝👊🏼👯‍♀️😂😘

  • @kassidysmith2698
    @kassidysmith2698 Před rokem +55

    Love this collab but i havent seen this said in the comments section! Burlesque is the "art of tease," and can be anything. Any song, any vibe, any anything. It can even be comedy based. I've worked cocktail waitressing in burlesque shows and even sung in burlesque shows. The critique of a song "matching the vintage vibe" of the venue is very off the mark, considering that what makes burlesque BEAUTIFUL is the variety!! Burlesque is meant to be all genres, ages, colors, and sizes and I believe thats where the real critique of this movie needs to come in to play. TOO MUCH of it is the same thing and same performer over and over and over.

    • @Undrconst
      @Undrconst Před rokem

      Or you’re being emotional because you have some love for burlesque. There doesn’t need to be any “real” movie critics. You simply don’t have to watch 🙄. Get off your high horse.

  • @hannahrobyn4819
    @hannahrobyn4819 Před 2 lety +275

    I would love to see a version where Kristin Bell and Christina Aguilera switched roles.

  • @christinapoe8027
    @christinapoe8027 Před 3 lety +213

    When Marcus show Allie the "model", I always think of Zoolander. "What is this? A center for ANTS? It needs to be at least... 3 times bigger than this!"

  • @stephaniegibson765
    @stephaniegibson765 Před 3 lety +187

    To clarify, the fact that Jack *does not* *clearly* and with *no room for miscommunication* break up with his fiance before beginning his relationship with Ali is wrong and disgusting. Do not let a man treat you like he treats either of these girls, darlin'. You are worth more than that.

    • @GopherCakeStuff
      @GopherCakeStuff Před 3 lety +37

      Plus his girlfriend seemed so sweet and it seemed like they got that house together and he treated her like absolute trash just because she was getting her life together somewhere else. Like, wasn't she going to school or an internship or something?

    • @joseph2ne
      @joseph2ne Před 3 lety +5

      This is a fictional story in fairness

    • @sewerwitxh
      @sewerwitxh Před 3 lety +3

      Tbh idk if you ever watched or heard of jersey shore but I swear his character was inspired by ronnie. Ronnie is the poster child of fboys around the world to sum it up

    • @sewerwitxh
      @sewerwitxh Před 3 lety +13

      @@joseph2ne fair enough but I swear I see this senario play out way too much in real life and it's kinda disappointing. And it definitely shows in a weird way how much irl women are pitted against eachother over a man and play sneaky games over a dude thats not worth it. And it's always a scum bag type of guy.

    • @robertwhitaker5718
      @robertwhitaker5718 Před 3 lety +1

      his girlfriend was not faithful to him and he and his girl broke up on the phone before he and Allie kissed

  • @michaeloberg3018
    @michaeloberg3018 Před 2 lety +146

    Sadly, people forgot what a great actress Cher really was--she was such a big deal in 80's Hollywood!
    And she's really amazing here too, making the most, if not more, than what she's been given to work with.
    Cher's climactic solo is a true show stopper, but I wish the entire movie was so good!
    It's a corny, contrived mess full of stereotypes and fluff...

    • @CornbreadOracle
      @CornbreadOracle Před 2 lety +1

      Actually, she was awesome in movies. I much prefer her as an actress rather than as a singer. Moonstruck!!!

    • @CornbreadOracle
      @CornbreadOracle Před 2 lety

      Also, that guy who was “Josh Brolin’s dad” ….lol!

    • @necromanticorn
      @necromanticorn Před rokem +1

      Moonstruck, Mermaids, and Mask are my fav Cher films!

    • @michaeloberg3018
      @michaeloberg3018 Před rokem +3

      @@necromanticorn you know, in hindsight I don't think that Cher ever made any really BAD TERRIBLE movies for the most part.
      Burlesque was one of the worst in her lineup, but that says a lot because even it was extremely watchable despite its issues.
      I have wondered at times what her career may have looked like if she had not returned to music and continued her path as an actress instead.
      Between winning Oscar for Moonstruck and Mermaids she turned down some really successful movies like Thelma and Louise and many others.
      Too many years had passed until Mermaids came along and Cher had been disregarded as a real actress by many by then unfortunately which only led to other less successful films to follow.
      I wonder if she could have remained as relevant as she is today if she had just focused on acting alone...she is truly one of the best actresses of her time.
      I guess we'll never know...

  • @Miss_Camel
    @Miss_Camel Před rokem +16

    I always get excited when you talk about the main characters always falling down, cause I’m clumsy as shit, so maybe that means I’m secretly a protagonist and not an extra in my own life! ❤️

  • @Jnae_H
    @Jnae_H Před 3 lety +337

    Another small fun fact: The "Dr. Long John" dentist song in the movie is sung by Megan Mullally a.k.a. Karen Walker from Will & Grace!

    • @christianhippie711
      @christianhippie711 Před 3 lety +19

      Wow!! I didnt know that!!! I love that woman!

    • @qwitchyy
      @qwitchyy Před 3 lety +18

      Also Tammy 2 from Parks & Rec!

    • @wurdnurd1
      @wurdnurd1 Před 2 lety +24

      Megan Mullally has had a "punk-cabaret" show for over a decade...I'm genuinely not surprised by this factoid. 💙

    • @lucyhannah1227
      @lucyhannah1227 Před 2 lety

      damn i thought that was her!!!

    • @jenniferellis9333
      @jenniferellis9333 Před 2 lety +3

      I literally watched this whole video in the hopes they'd mention Megan. Haha glad you did 😀

  • @choco121004
    @choco121004 Před 3 lety +79

    This is the first time I didn’t skip a sponsorship on a video LOL. This was beyond creative and GOLD

    • @AshleyLynn918
      @AshleyLynn918 Před 3 lety +1

      Did yours have 10 ads? Mine has 10 lol!!

    • @superstarwhimsy
      @superstarwhimsy Před 3 lety

      Mine only had one. I don't pay for CZcams either. 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @natv6563
      @natv6563 Před 3 lety +1

      @@AshleyLynn918 definitely had 10 ads 🤦🏾‍♀️ but didn’t mind...this time! 😃

  • @user-vo1et8iy5d
    @user-vo1et8iy5d Před 10 měsíci +18

    Stanley Tucci *IS* the best part of that movie (and any movie he's in!) Also: I LOVE the chemistry between the two of you. You play off each other so well, should definitely do more content together.

    • @LeeannaSloan
      @LeeannaSloan Před 3 měsíci +1

      Stanley is usually the best part of every movie he is in. He is really awesome to watch.

  • @Roanoak
    @Roanoak Před 2 lety +33

    When you see Kristen Bell and realize AGAIN that she still hasn't aged.

  • @AlinaJasmine
    @AlinaJasmine Před 3 lety +240

    Giiiiiirl you have to do 17 Again!!!

  • @pika23
    @pika23 Před 3 lety +191

    This movie had so much potential. I mean even all that star power couldn't help.

    • @karikelly2797
      @karikelly2797 Před 3 lety +11

      Right? It happens. Remember Cats? Cats had two knighted BAFTA and Oscar winners, Emmy winners, Tony winners, world class dancers, famous comedians, successful directors, and was a long-running successful Broadway musical and they STILL couldn’t pull it off.

    • @sheilavaughn296
      @sheilavaughn296 Před 3 lety +2

      @@karikelly2797 lol...I remember when they came out with the trailer and I commented "Garbage". That's all I said. I wasn't wrong.

  • @nervousbunnygaming
    @nervousbunnygaming Před 6 měsíci +8

    You know what’s wild, when I watched this as a kid I felt like I couldn’t remember anything from the movie and that it felt like a bunch of musical numbers hastily glued together with narrative in between. So it felt like a fever dream of colorful dances…. And as an adult I’m finding out that’s EXACTLY what it was so I’m not crazy and 12 year old me was a better movie critic than whoever okayed this movie 😗

  • @rogerdodger1984
    @rogerdodger1984 Před 2 lety +38

    Honestly, the Chers makeup client part might be the funniest thing I've ever seen you do, and you do a lot of funny stuff. Keep it up!

  • @kahldrialeighsun1208
    @kahldrialeighsun1208 Před 3 lety +309

    If that scene when Christina is singing in that epic green dress doesn't put tears in your eyes...you may have never had your heart broken :(

    • @ruthlessxo99
      @ruthlessxo99 Před 3 lety +22

      I love this scene so much. Christina looked amazing and sounded like an angel. This song still makes me cry

    • @cozyeden
      @cozyeden Před 3 lety +12

      Is it that deep? Or are you joking? I can’t tell

    • @herestillqueer
      @herestillqueer Před 3 lety +6

      Yasss!!! I absolutely love her performance.

    • @Antibeauty810
      @Antibeauty810 Před 3 lety +2

      Omg I listen to the audio and still loose my shit 😭
      I love the song!!!

    • @jamilgotcher5456
      @jamilgotcher5456 Před 3 lety +1

      @@saturnpicses I only remember Cher's songs too. lol

  • @michellegrizzle8436
    @michellegrizzle8436 Před 3 lety +774

    Please do Romey and Michelle’s Hight School Reunion

    • @zombieedrea
      @zombieedrea Před 3 lety +71

      that movie is a masterpiece.

    • @empoweredlips
      @empoweredlips Před 2 lety +17

      Yessssss! Hahaha AND Wish Upon a Star….

    • @rchl7
      @rchl7 Před 2 lety +27

      That was actually a good movie though

    • @taykay262
      @taykay262 Před 2 lety +4

      Yessssss 🙌🏼

    • @marip0sa24
      @marip0sa24 Před 2 lety +4

      Omg yaaasss!

  • @paigelise8259
    @paigelise8259 Před rokem +12

    Ok, I loved this movie because I saw it with my best friend where we were literally the only two people in the theater, so we could make commentary the whole time. It's actually very entertaining if you skip all of those pieces that involve the plot and just watch the dancing/singing/costumes.

  • @sambrownsings
    @sambrownsings Před 2 lety +72

    Cher is an incredible actress (Mask, Moonstruck, etc)... I felt like this movie was beneath her 🙄 but also her campy persona does work in a way

    • @chocolatefudgebrowni3225
      @chocolatefudgebrowni3225 Před rokem +2

      God I'm so dumb, I was sitting there thinking "who did she play in the movie?" Only to realize I was thinking of "The Mask" with Jim Carrey lmao

    • @gardenia6
      @gardenia6 Před 9 měsíci

      Mermaids, too. She's great in M movies!

  • @chlodelune8387
    @chlodelune8387 Před 3 lety +103

    not me expecting your "special guest" to just be a green screened second jaime

  • @nicholenaprstek6327
    @nicholenaprstek6327 Před 2 lety +227

    Took my mom--a HUGE Cher fan--to see this. She loved it. The song by Cher breaks me down every time. Mama never came back from the lowest point of her life: cancer. She passed in 2018. :(

    • @curnies
      @curnies Před rokem +26

      I'm really glad you have the memory of seeing the film with your mama, and that it's a good memory for you ♥️ I'm sure you cherish all the memories, thank you for sharing with us ♥️♥️♥️

    • @samanthacharlton4123
      @samanthacharlton4123 Před 6 měsíci +3

      So sorry about your Mom ❤️
      I'm glad you have memories to keep forever ❤️

    • @Cryptidmama424
      @Cryptidmama424 Před 6 měsíci +3

      I’m so sorry for your loss, what a great memory

  • @elizabethshuster218
    @elizabethshuster218 Před 2 měsíci +2

    I WHEEZED so hard at the conversation between jack and jaime about the toilet 😂😂😭😭 oh lawd have mercy!!!
    Also love seeing Cam Gigadnet and Peter Gallagher in this! I just binged watched all four season of The OC at the begining this year and i am hapoy to see the actors from it in other shows! ❤

  • @emelizelaya442
    @emelizelaya442 Před rokem +8

    You’re like the only CZcams channel that I’m okay with the ads cause of how you don’t just bombard us suddenly.

  • @walky2
    @walky2 Před 3 lety +54

    Stanley Tucci is truly a treasure. I also thought that he is a bit one dimensional because of his roles like Burlesque, Devil wears Prada, or Easy A. Then I saw the Lovely bones. Since then he haunts me in my nightmares. What an amazing actor.

  • @pamdillow3206
    @pamdillow3206 Před 3 lety +312

    Best line in the movie was by Stanley Tucci: “Every opportunity has a shelf life.”

    • @MissDraiha
      @MissDraiha Před 3 lety +12

      If Stanley Tucci is in this, I'm watching it. Tucci gang! Oh my god, AND Alan Cummings?! How did they make a bad movie? That's actually impressive

    • @ginadiamond1432
      @ginadiamond1432 Před 3 lety +2

      @@MissDraiha they didn't make a bad movie, my daughter in law and I both love this one

    • @carefreekimberly9085
      @carefreekimberly9085 Před 3 lety +1

      He is one of my favorite actors

    • @theph0enix24
      @theph0enix24 Před 3 lety +6

      Lol I don't know, the " I will not be replaced by a slut with mutant lungs!" Was pretty good.

    • @panthergrl1986
      @panthergrl1986 Před 3 lety +4

      @@theph0enix24 I didn't even notice the 'slut' part because the 'mutant lungs' part was spectacular.

  • @TawnyRoyal
    @TawnyRoyal Před 4 měsíci +2

    I’m in tears at every scene yall edit yourselves in, how am I JUST discovering this channel 😭😭

  • @pavladavlas
    @pavladavlas Před rokem +18

    The GRIP this film had on my closeted teenage self…
    The more modern songs do make sense in my opinion; Tess says she’s rewriting the entire show with new songs after she hears Ali sing.

  • @doperagu8471
    @doperagu8471 Před 3 lety +142

    "we cut to the the burlesque performers giving their best human centipede... It's a little bit of foreshadowing of what's going to come"
    I'm sorry but what movie review was I watching?? 😂😂😂

  • @paulaherringtonishee8116
    @paulaherringtonishee8116 Před 3 lety +108

    I’m begging you to do Center Stage. It’s so cheesy and has bad dubbing and all that stuff, but it has such heart and the dancing is INCREDIBLE.
    PLEASE DO CENTER STAGE

    • @lucylocket5774
      @lucylocket5774 Před 3 lety +3

      I love this movie sooo much!

    • @jennaweiler5936
      @jennaweiler5936 Před 3 lety +1

      Absolutely yes!!!!

    • @stephaniehawk9389
      @stephaniehawk9389 Před 3 lety +3

      The dancing is incredible cause they were all professional ballet dancers except for Zoe Saldana and Susan May Pratt. 😉
      Also, the actress who played the main role ended up eventually retiring from dance and is now a full-time actress.

    • @theoriginalkrabbypatty
      @theoriginalkrabbypatty Před 3 lety +1

      Yaaas!

    • @hailey7368
      @hailey7368 Před 3 lety +2

      Yes!!! The second movie is even worse 🤣

  • @adamrichards5850
    @adamrichards5850 Před rokem +9

    Fun fact: the closest this flick comes to showing any actual burlesque was during the cover of Mae West's "Guy What Takes His Time", it being the only number with any kind of prop, shimmery/movement-based garment, and actual removing of clothes (arguably the whole point). Obviously it was intended to be more family friendly, despite the fact that shows in Blue Law states (states with ridiculously strict modesty laws. Definitely look it up) could still make a nun blush. The interpersonal drama and behavior is pretty hilariously accurate, though 😂

  • @wolfie9229
    @wolfie9229 Před rokem +9

    This is an old(ish) video but I still can't get over how quickly Jack broke up with the person he was sure he was going to marry... and just moves on emotionally in 24 hours.
    Like that first night he literally says "Natalie Who?" when asked about the relationship and that's not a RED FLAG?
    Poor storyline but the songs were GREAT, though I agree it wasn't fitting!

    • @bixler3463
      @bixler3463 Před 6 měsíci

      Stealing this joke from movie .. but more like 24 seconds!

  • @amberdelarosa2481
    @amberdelarosa2481 Před 3 lety +75

    I used to put this movie on as backgrounds noise when I cleaned. The storyline was atrocious but I come back for Christina's voice and the dance numbers. IDC I still love this movie LOL

  • @isabel-kz8ls
    @isabel-kz8ls Před 3 lety +178

    I loved this movie as a teen, watching it again as an adult, was cringey but i still loved it. The vocals were EVERYTHINGGG

    • @peaches44
      @peaches44 Před 3 lety +11

      It's a guilty plessure sort of movie!

  • @shaejae6252
    @shaejae6252 Před 2 lety +8

    Omg ikrrrrr...Christina's voice always gives me goosebumps 😍

  • @emilytaege
    @emilytaege Před rokem +1

    It’s a small, subtle thing, but I love that you tease the next segment and click off the camera to static. The ads always run when you put that transition so it’s not crazy jarring. And then it fades back in “…and we’re back!” It’s so old-school tv and I love it

  • @lippy88lizzy
    @lippy88lizzy Před 3 lety +928

    I’m guilty of actually liking this film 🤗 it’s one of those ‘easy to watch’ ‘junk food for the brain’ films 🍟🍫🥤

    • @sweeteyes24
      @sweeteyes24 Před 2 lety +45

      Yes! I love this movie and play the soundtrack often to reminisce. 💕

    • @WriterOnTheEdge
      @WriterOnTheEdge Před 2 lety +12

      Me too.

    • @andielynn7133
      @andielynn7133 Před 2 lety +14

      Thank you same I'm glad I'm not alone

    • @staceybryant3145
      @staceybryant3145 Před 2 lety +21

      this is the hill on which i shall die, if necessary.

    • @rattlesthecrewmate
      @rattlesthecrewmate Před rokem +9

      YES so happy other people love this movie as much as I do. It can be corny but I think it adds to the charm. It’s very nostalgic ❤

  • @queenb7013
    @queenb7013 Před 3 lety +109

    How did Veronica Mars not get fired from her job? How was the club still in a financial crisis when Christina Aguilera was bringing in the crowd every single night?

    • @RedRoseSeptember22
      @RedRoseSeptember22 Před 3 lety +10

      Apparently it wasn't enough according to Tess's ex-husband.

    • @DankrumStar
      @DankrumStar Před 3 lety +7

      Think about being months and months behind on bills. On successful month isn’t gonna cut it. And they talk about how Nikki (Kristen Bell) basically helped start the club and her and and Tess went back a long time.

    • @mimistardust3915
      @mimistardust3915 Před 3 lety +2

      @@DankrumStar but even the first time Christina goes into the club it's completely packed..

  • @Nikkijoey
    @Nikkijoey Před 2 měsíci +1

    The dynamic with you and Trish must be further explored I would LOVE a full video with just your alter egos and your writing 😩 ❤❤

  • @ericanorton71
    @ericanorton71 Před 7 měsíci +2

    The two of you need to do this again. It's awesome to watch!

  • @realSimoneCherie
    @realSimoneCherie Před 3 lety +78

    SN: as recently as 2012, you could definitely just walk in a restaurant and talk to a manager and with their permission, just start working...and keep the tips.
    Did it many times. Turnover is so high and servers quit on the spot so often that they’ll get to the paperwork later if they need you to start ASAP.

  • @sarahschouveller1993
    @sarahschouveller1993 Před 3 lety +91

    The fact that their names are Jack and Allie and Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga are also Jack and Ally in A Star is Born... 🤯

    • @sumnox
      @sumnox Před 3 lety +6

      @@veaperl8795 The main characters are Noah and Allie in the Notebook

    • @alyssabrown-carleton6173
      @alyssabrown-carleton6173 Před 3 lety +1

      And Barbara Streisands husband is in this. It may be a hot take on a star is born without saying it

  • @sebastianzapatavanegas3394

    Fact: Christina was married while filming the movie but during the filming time she met a production assistant guy which she cheat on her husband with lol, got divorce before the movie was even out and started dating the new guy officially during the premier of the movie. Now they are happily together for over 12 years.

  • @JinxMarie1985
    @JinxMarie1985 Před 2 lety +8

    "Awww hellllll nawwwww 🎶".
    I couldn't stop laughing at that.
    Also Sara(h?) You're amazing. The both of you are comedy geniuses. I love you two and this is my favourite breakdown of all of your videos imo. Thank you Jaime and Red for this! You both are so beautiful. Ive never even seen this movie and I know a lot of my friends have but I can't do it lol. Glad you made this!!! Much love.

  • @pcbassoon3892
    @pcbassoon3892 Před 3 lety +146

    Stanley Tucci is literally great in everything.

  • @loribethartist6353
    @loribethartist6353 Před 6 měsíci +3

    How am I two years late to this party?!?! Love you both and I’m so excited for this video ❤

  • @FrauleinMoon
    @FrauleinMoon Před 2 lety +8

    I love soooo much -your ad placements, also how smooth the transitions are in your videos. You are so funny as well as the edits! 😂😂😂😂⭐⭐⭐⭐

  • @BeckGho
    @BeckGho Před 3 lety +53

    I was drinking when Jaime sang “do you wanna let me work here” I about died. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @dredre102906
    @dredre102906 Před 3 lety +55

    This is one of those movies that you put on when your cleaning because you can just listen to it without actually watching it. Just vacuum during the talking lol

  • @KizetteandTotoro
    @KizetteandTotoro Před rokem +10

    This is hilarious. You two obviously have great quemistry and share a similar sense of humour. Roll-with-laughter comments x2. fabulous content. I hope you do more collabs in the future.(yes I’ve watched this video several times…)

  • @ashleydobson1532
    @ashleydobson1532 Před rokem +4

    JAIME, I GOT SO MANY CHILLS AND WELLED UP WHEN YOU PLAYED HER VOICE. Then you popped up tearing up and it made me feel validated. 💓

  • @udiclays
    @udiclays Před 3 lety +144

    Not gonna lie, that was the first Audible ad I actually watched.

  • @stephaniegibson765
    @stephaniegibson765 Před 3 lety +34

    Tammy's audition to Wagon Wheel Watoosie has SLAIN ME 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ladyjanewriter
      @ladyjanewriter Před 3 lety +3

      Tammy's Burlesque Upgrade with the bangs and the glittery jacket took me OUT. 😹

  • @jesscarroll3418
    @jesscarroll3418 Před 2 lety +7

    You guys have to do more collabs together! You guys have great chemistry and you’re both hilarious 😆

  • @JEFFwasHERE...
    @JEFFwasHERE... Před 2 lety +12

    I was with my girlfriend on her lunch break and she showed me a video of you doing makeup to add an extra set of eyes below your eyes.. then by starting this video which we couldn't finish on her break left I asked her what your name was so I could find your channel and finish this reaction or review or whatever and now you have another sub.. -A Random Guy in Mississippi. Lol ✌️♥️

  • @princessagatha9991
    @princessagatha9991 Před 3 lety +140

    For the record, it’s a pandemic still and a good few of us don’t know what day it is. Every day can be Makeup and Movies Day.

  • @agoogleuser3602
    @agoogleuser3602 Před 3 lety +49

    Anyone else love the fact that we never know when this series is coming because it makes it that much more okayer of a time?

  • @biankalatoma4775
    @biankalatoma4775 Před 2 lety +9

    I'm so glad I found this channel!
    These two are also great together.
    And thanks for reminding me of that old Madonna song, 90's nostalgia 💜

  • @superflysquirrel
    @superflysquirrel Před rokem +6

    The fart sounds make me laugh harder than I should 🤣. My childish humor...thank you for your videos ❤️

  • @kaylasheppard7746
    @kaylasheppard7746 Před 3 lety +93

    I need that "waitress quitting her job" jingle as merch

  • @kristinaroberts689
    @kristinaroberts689 Před 3 lety +325

    The farts noises NEVER get old LOL!

  • @heezypeasy8611
    @heezypeasy8611 Před rokem +2

    This is the collab I never knew I needed! Love both of yall so much ♡

  • @angelaslowikowski6906
    @angelaslowikowski6906 Před 2 lety +3

    I laugh so hard at “wagon wheel watooosie”!😂😂😂 makes my day!!!!😆

  • @charlottebrown4921
    @charlottebrown4921 Před 3 lety +328

    Y’all are right. The vocals are great, but everything else is pretty cringeworthy 🤪

    • @jenniferocious480
      @jenniferocious480 Před 3 lety +3

      I respect your perspective but I personally think Christina is the queen of over singing to the point of being dog squeeze. I can’t listen to her and check out of anything she’s involved with

    • @joannasaadati8810
      @joannasaadati8810 Před 3 lety +1

      @@jenniferocious480 I agree. I felt the same about Jennifer Hudson but she's really worked on her vocals since she did Broadway.

    • @jenniferocious480
      @jenniferocious480 Před 3 lety

      @@joannasaadati8810 ok, I’ll check that out over the weekend! I appreciate you making a valid point and great suggestion without ripping my face off, super cool of you❤️🎶🌈

    • @andysmith5806
      @andysmith5806 Před 3 lety +1

      I wouldn’t call it cringy as much as a Coyote Ugly ripoff.

    • @camillefaith2005
      @camillefaith2005 Před 3 lety

      @@joannasaadati8810 Jennifer Hudson has always been a fantastic singer with a strong voice though. I don't know if I can say the same about Christina. She's had a few questionable moments.

  • @kittyjustice9377
    @kittyjustice9377 Před 3 lety +111

    "Hey Jack? Who clogged the toilet?" I'm honestly wheezing I'm laughing so hard. I can't with y'all today lmao

    • @BetterOffRed
      @BetterOffRed Před 3 lety +8

      You should have seen us trying to write the script for that - we were crying!! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @kittyjustice9377
      @kittyjustice9377 Před 3 lety +1

      @@BetterOffRed honestly same lmao! I was ugly crying by the end of it. I died at your little cat paw part bahaha

  • @archieblue2801
    @archieblue2801 Před 2 lety +9

    You two have great chemistry & genuinely made me laugh throughout the video please do more bad movie reviews together.

  • @cam4636
    @cam4636 Před rokem +7

    This movie was groundbreaking for being the first time the "he's dating another woman!!! no wait that's just his sister" trope was inverted (14:57)
    Also, the Bad Guy...didn't do anything bad? He wants to buy the club and close it...but it's a small business struggling to stay afloat aiming at a niche audience, that's what happens

  • @Horrorbubbl
    @Horrorbubbl Před 3 lety +143

    You are my parents favorite person, every night they are like “omg let’s watch jamie french” and frankly you make spending time with them a lot more fun

  • @Aliyahandusra
    @Aliyahandusra Před 3 lety +78

    LOL Jamie as Cher's makeup client is killing me

  • @maloreemullins7205
    @maloreemullins7205 Před 2 lety +4

    The Cher makeup scene is my favorite unintentional ASMR out there and that is pretty the only scene that I like in this entire movie lol

  • @morganmclaughlin4488
    @morganmclaughlin4488 Před 2 lety +7

    I need you to know how much joy these videos bring me that I watch them over and over again. I get such a kick out of you and I love your comments about the movies as well as your ability to point out things in these movies I miss but then find hilarious when I notice them. I watch all 19 of your make up and movies over and over. I would love for you to do Dennis the Menace. Keep creating because you bring so much joy when I personally need it most. 🥰👍🏽