HONEY: Jessica Alba's Uncool Dance Flick
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Fun fact: Missy Elliot could NOT remember her lines for the life of her, so her roast and rant is 100% improv.
Omg so on brand 😂😂❤
Nice 😅
Jess Alba
Yeah being an actor is tough! I can understand why they are paid so much.
@@Prismalpinklmao no they don’t deserve to be millionaires just because they learn lines and make pieces of entertainment that don’t actually improve life in any way.
"We don't need to change Cutie, we just need to walk 👏🏻 him 👏🏻 home 👏🏻"
But seriously though 🤣😭
I disagree. He lives in a bad neighborhood; he needs to tie down the hair in case he gets in a fight. Edit: Unless the braids damage his hair, that is.
Someone just please be accountable for cutie 😭
SOMEONE PLEASE CLAIM CUTIE!!!!
Dude his hair made him look so precious. I hate they changed it. 😭
There’s literally nothing more 2000’s than curly hair with straight bangs lol
LMAOOOOOO
@@Whateverfoeva 😂😂😂😂
@@yendaaaa 😂😂
Me circa 2009
I feel like that trend definitely started in the 80s
I watched this movie at a sleepover right before my grade 9 gym class did a "hip hop dance" unit. The DVD had a tutorial for the basketball-inspired dance so we just copied it and set it to Usher's Yeah. 2003 was a wild time. We got an A.
amazing
outstanding. I would have given you guys an A, too.
So wholesome! I love it!
my friends and i tried to choreograph a dance to that song when we were 12. it involved a leapfrog at some point.
“Yeah” wasn’t even released until 2004 lol.
The fact that Aaliyah was meant to play this role still breaks my Heart. Her and Missy in this movie 💔
omg now i wanna cry 😩
@@gglovesgorillazmj7784 😞
It would’ve been better for sure
Honestly... This movie is kinda like showgirls. It wouldn't have mattered in the least who played Honey. An actress with Meryl Steeps or Viola Davis's talent could not have saved this terrible movie.
Ikr💔🖤
The awkward squeaky shuffle sounds you use for the dance scenes kills me every damn time 😂
Same 😂 and the farts 💨 🤣🤣🤣
Same! I love how awkward it makes dance scenes, especially the already cheesy dance scenes seem, lol.
The neck crack at 8:12 Lmao
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀
And the grunts 😆😆😂
In defense of her being soooooo smiley at the bar my mom was a bartender and some bartenders are really smiley like that it makes them approachable, friendly and that's gets you more tips and gets people to drink more.
I laughed at that part because I AM the smiley bartender 😅
@KC hahahaha isn’t it funny how on the floor they can’t be mean but behind the bar we have more leeway 😝
Yep back in the day a bar/restaurant owner may even suggest servers put something slimey on their teeth to remind them. It is hard to yell at a person who is smiling at you
@@gigicolada 🙋♀️ same.
I love the random bone breaking sounds, the little screams and grunts, and yes, even the farts...you my dear have a gift 🤣
Swear. That 😭
The "wheee" when someone helped her up off the floor *chef's kiss*
"weee" 😂😂😂
Definitely the farts .
The best was the toe touch fart 😂
I remember trying to do Jessica Alba's dancing moves in elementary school and thinking I was the SHIT...Thinking about it now I realize why everybody thought I was an uncool weirdo
Yeah I remember showing off my 'super professional' Honey (and step up) dance moves to my niece in her bedroom thinking she must have been sooo impressed 😂 o dear child...
Relatable content
Raise your hand if you tried to pull your shirt behind your head like Honey in front of the mirror 🤦🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️
Anything she did was still better than the mess today
LOL. Yes! Same here. I distinctly remember trying that weird side to side arm movement... omg. I can't 😂😂😂
"Why would being his mom make you fourteen?"
No no, she's saying that in order for Cutie to be her son, she would have had to have given birth to him at fourteen since she's twenty two and he's eight.
it's what she meant but not what she said. it was a weirdly written line
Then she would’ve said “I would’ve had to have him at 14” or something, not “I’m 14”
@@d818581dd She didn't say "I'm fourteen", she said "that would make me fourteen", meaning she isn't.
I feel like that part wasn’t that hard to understand. It was pretty obvious what she meant.
@@Ashestoashesjc People usually say "that would make me 14 when I had him," so its just a shortened version of a known phrase... I think its ok, but as with everything not everyone knows it, obviously. 🦋
Jessica Alba gives "this is my first big role in the school play and my mom is in the audience secretly filming it." vibes and I love it.
how can honey just leave her job as a bartender in the middle of her shift. Lmao
It wasn’t the middle, she looked at the clock and saw that her shift was done
Very unprofessional! ):
@@yourstrulylene2122 In my experience, shift ain’t done till your replacement shows up, especially when the house is full. It’s a nitpick, but even to this day I think people who write movies haven’t had a “real job” in a while hahahaha
That said, I’m a bartender and occasionally we can skip out next door to ask for ice or something.
@@wildersystem well do you really think you’re experience define every case?
@@yourstrulylene2122 I don’t, and I had no intention of implying that I do. I’m just saying, it’s not realistic. Most TV and movies are not very realistic about jobs. It’s like the joke about sitcoms such as Friends, where somehow these people have a ton of spare time in the middle of the day to meet up at a bar or coffee shop. It’s all in good fun, but it makes me think that writing staff don’t know what a job is like.
They tried to make Jessica Alba an “Urban New York Girl” who was a great dancer and choreographer. And none of that character description was made convincing.
She couldn't make it as Jessi from the block.😩
Yeah i dont think the script writers changed dialogue cause if you look it up, Beyoncé was supposed to be this part (not Aaliyah. The director said that was a rumor and that Beyoncé was initially who he wanted).
@@micahcook2408 And Beyonce playing a hip hop-loving, street smart NY chick would have been as convincing as...Jessica Alba playing that same role.
@@t.e.burgos3263 no true lmao but i mean the main character talks in ebonics which.... jessica probably did not grow up speaking. The only thing would’ve been that the way which sne spoke wouldve been more natural lol but that’s about it
"Jessica...please stahp..." 😂
I literally never stop being entertained by the addition of “Stop it...get help.” 🤣 And I loved Trish’s appearance in this one lol!
I watched the stop it get help part over and over lol I laughed so hard
DITTO!
I cry-laughed for a good minute after the "stop it" part.
It was the "arm in the sweater dance move" and her shouting "YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONES WITH TALENT!" that did me in 🤣🤣🤣
Sent me up 🤣💀
The Aaliyah part 😢 The movie makes a whole lot of sense with Aaliyah in the lead role. And explains why Genuine, Tweet and Missy were in the movie. Awesome review and I wholeheartedly agree; walk 👏🏻 cutie 👏🏻 HOME 👏🏻
That was actually just a rumor. The director said in an interview that they were never in talks with Aaliyah or her team….they offered it to Beyoncé but she couldn’t do it because her Dangerously in love tour clashed w the filming schedule
Didn't know that either and when I heard about Aaliyah, it made much more sense...
@@isitoveryet9525It wasn't a rumor it was true they even say it in the dvd special features do ya research
It was a debunked rumour
@@danniellejohnson448 No, it's not. Someone saying something contrary is debunking anything. That would require proof. The sheer fact Beyonce's tour began in November and this movie debuted in December already has a bad timeline.
I love how smiley everyone is in this movie. I never noticed until you pointed it out but it’s just so… nice. Idk how else to describe it. So many movies have people looking so moody the entire time, even if the plot is unserious and lighthearted, like in this movie. It’s really refreshing to see so many smiles, especially such genuine looking ones.
That “I teach hip hop down at the centa” has been living rent free in my mind for YEARS!
It’s the fake blaccent for me
Me too 😭😭😭 it won't go
I remember hearing it years ago and I cringed.
Years later and I have to be stuck with this again 😖
SAME!! My husband and I randomly put it in conversations for as long as we’ve been together (15+ years.) 😂
@@Strega_del_Corvo 🤣🤣🤣 That is hilarious!
Why didn't Honey use her super cool slidey move when she was falling up those stairs? 🤣
Because then she wouldn’t be RELATABLE! 😅
@@calamitynatalie8590 Good thing she prefers to be a hypocrite. 🤣 Cause cool people never trip or miss a step.
@@sjb5169 Oh no there is one outlier! The “quirky” girl! All of these movies are about girls who are just so different from other girls, like they are cool but at the same time just like every girl watching the movie in some way!
For Honey, she is cool and “down with the streets” but is just sooooo different from the other girls who are her peers!
Of all the female-protagonist-falling-to-seem-quirky-and-relatable, this one looked the most legit. Like, she did trip but they left it in instead of doing another take.
🤷♀
“We don’t need to change Cutie, we just need to walk him home” 😂😂
If that supposed to be “bad” or “poor” neighbourhood it’s so weird that Honey would throw shade at women who had teen pregnancy. 😬
wow, good point, i've watched that movie so many times (don't ask me why...), but i never thought of that...😳
i KNOW, “i’m not that kinda girl” as if pregnant teens go around like “hey y’all, i’m that girl!” like insinuating that they’re easy. out of touchh
I mean, who aspires for teen pregnancy... Lol I didn't think it was that bad. I ain't that kinda girl either 😂
Lmao yah I thought the same thing
I knew girls who aspired to have teen pregnancy by 14. It’s taught to get that government aid 🤑 lifestyle. 🤦🏽♀️ I wish I was joking. I even have family who did this. Meanwhile, I chose to be a virgin till I got married to a nice Christian who respected me enough to wait. Is it throwing shade to say that’s your choice and not teen pregnancy? Honestly, that line is needed.
I love the cozy delusional fantasies these early 2000s movies provide. You can sink right into them and feel the world is writhing with opportunities setting you up for success.
Exactly! Peak escapism.
We had a lot of fun before the housing crisis
So true
Omg I’ve always thought this but never knew how to word it. This is exactly spot on.
@@ml6525 💀💀💀
Omg the noises when they’re dancing... I just can’t “help me up.... wee!” I died
Lmfao right? XD the bone-cracking noises always send me too XD
The fart noises when they squat or jump always get me
Sameeee!! I had to come to the comments cause I'm like I can't be the only one dying over here over that wee! 🤣🤣🤣
I was crying lmaoooo
The "weee" and bone cracking sounds omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I just wanna say I deeply appreciate your video editing, warm personality and all the production quality in your uploads. You're seriously a case study in creating a style uniquely perfect for this platform. And you crack me up.
I couldn't have said it better, Jamie is a super talented comic and puts a lot of work into her vids. I like it when she says OK Kids I'll be right back and an ad comes on bc she deserves any ad revenue (I'm not totally sure how it all works lol) 😂❤
I second this! Yes x2! :)
As a Canadian this looks like every local immigrant deppaneur ;) You can find literally the most random stuff - Fruits, Clothes, hair care, road salt, old DVDs and their home countries staples. I love it!
Left the same comment lol
There's so many like this on Eglinton west especially
I was reading the comments just to learn this❤
I think Jessica Alba is SO incredibly beautiful...but my God, I've never seen her in anything she was actually good in, acting-wise.
The WORST ACTRESS EVERRRR
Yeah she’s a terrible actress. Beautiful, but maybe should have stuck to modeling or something lol
She was good in Dark Angel series.
Oh I say there is no replacement for Aaliyah. Wow that's makes this even more disappointing!
I really really want her to be good! But it's always rough. I will support her by buying adorable diapers every time a friend has a baby. Lol
“She’s 3, 4-ing it under her breath”
Lmao 😆 💀
I never want to watch a movie ever again, I only want to watch them “through” you!! You are soooooo funny 💜💜💜
My cousin and I watched "Honey" after it came out on DVD and we had a good laugh.
Even after all the years we still make fun of that one scene were she super happy throws an apple up and catches it (which was such a weird scene).
I did not know that Aaliyah should have been in this movie... :'(
just fyi, the aaliyah thing is NOT true
Lmao my brother mentions how he hates that scene solely because of that 😂😂, He's like 'Euh she thinks she all that' 😂😂
The “he’s 8- that would make me 14” I’m pretty sure honey is saying that if she was his mother, she would’ve had him when she was only 14 if he is currently 8 years old, making her character 22 years old. It was just worded horribly🤪
I was looking for this comment lol.
Thank You!
Yes, this.
I was about to write this!
I was 13 when I first watched this and I understood that line.. I cringed but i understood it. LoL
You’re pretty much the only lady who makes me wanna sit down and watch for 40 mins straight instead of half listening while I do other things lol. As far as I’m concerned, we’re homies.
Also pleeeeaaase do Nick Cannon’s “love don’t cost a thing” one day
Yes, I make time to watch her videos. It’s like you get to watch a whole movie within 30 minutes and your not alone feeling the cringe.
That was 40min? Wowzers, did not realize😁 does not happen often for me
Absolutely the only person I will MAKE TIME FOR on youtube. She could put out a feature length video and I'd be blocking off my schedule for it.
Agreed! One of the only you tubers I sit down and watch without distraction. I’m always doing other things while I listen to everybody else, but with Jaime’s videos, I don’t want to miss anything!
Please turn Jessica saying, “the flava’s tight!” into a meme 😆
*hot
And this is how the female protagonist fall montage started. We've come so far...
I realised I was watching a historic moment to…🎉
I’m a 30 year old woman but my maturity shows when I laugh hysterically every time there’s a fart noise
Saaaame!!!😂😂😂
omg me too hahhaa im 32 but i died every time hahaha
Well I can confirm it's still hilarious at 40 ladies lmao
flatulence brings everyone together
It is really funny and we all are very mature
"We don't need to change Cutie, we just need to walk him home."
YES
"He slaps the pool balls"...I literally spit sparkling rose out of my nose. Love you!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here 2 years later and girl you are still my fav…you’re such a genius who is super talented and amazing…keep doing your thing regardless of demands and always bring your self first Jaime 🤘🏼
When she said “that would mean I’m 14” I think she meant she would’ve been 14 when he was born. Meaning she would’ve been a mom at 14 and “she’s not that kinda girl”
I hate how demeaning that is to teen moms, how judgemental of her xD anyways thank you, i had to pause the vid cause that was driving me nuts
@@zazzooo7 cuz Honey is 22 and the mom is like 40. So it makes sense
@@kellyvega6372 😒
@@kellyvega6372 If you have a kid at 14, there’s an issue.
@@kellyvega6372 hows that judgemental? I never wanted to be like that either and never was.
"Who's gonna walk Cutie home?" Well I guess we could ask Rigoletto but he'd only take him part of the way...
🤣🤣🤣🤣 favorite comment!
You win the internet for today. Well, the Jaimesphere, anyway.
ROFL
😄😄😄😄😄😄
😂😂😂
I totally spit my water out on the Uncle Jessie clip 🤣🤣🤣. Jamie you are so cleverly funny with all your jokes and punch lines. I could watch you read the phone book. You would make it funny some how. Either with funny voices or funny looks to the camera. We love you here in Wichita, KS. Keep up the good work girly!!!
I ended up watching this movie when I was pregnant in 2005 and I cried when the little kids were dancing to that song. I LOVED that song and I don't know, it was the hormones at the time. LOL
“We don’t need to change Cutie, we just need to walk him home” 😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Imagine how the dance moves would have been if Aaliyah got to fulfill the Honey role. 🥰
I remember Aaliyah played as Trisha O’ Day. She did the dance moves part scenes in the movie that she did on Romeo Must Die
Oh Aaliyah 😍🥰🥺
You know she would've KILLED IT
YASSSSS
Would have been iconic
alright, i'm glad i'm not the only one who was obsessed with lil' romeo as a kid. he was a cutie, but always overshadowed by lil bow wow.
You had me laughing so hard I was crying. I'm glad you did this, because I only watched this movie up to the part where Honey and her date go hang out in the barber shop. I feel I can sleep better now knowing how it all turned out...LOL!
Honey is 22. If he’s 8 and “she would’ve been 14” that means she would’ve had him at 14 years old lol
Yup
I came to answer this lol 😂
Yeah but the way she phrases it is weird "that would make me 14" instead of "that would have made me 14"
@@caseyh8386 Agreed the wording was absolutely terrible
Came to answer, too, but decided to check first. It was awkward.
I vaguely remembered there was a Honey 2, but just now discovered there were four of these movies. FOUR 😂😂😂
I’m sorry WHAT 😵😂
Dear God! 😆
I didn't even know there was 2
One of them has Bonnie from the vampire diaries as honey! Haha
😲🥱
Just knowing that Aaliyah was supposed to play Honey makes me want to see it with her in it 😭😭😭 I could totally see her in this film 🥺
I think that was disproven by the director but... omg can you imagine how that could have been
it was definitely disproved by the director. I wish y’all would make sure you know what you’re talking about before spreading around this rumor smh
@@notamberp thank u!! Tired of reading the same Aaliyah comment over and over. I guess nobody fact checks anymore
I love how you bring in characters from your past movie reviews.. that Debbie cameo was hilarious lol
I gotta say, I always respected how wholesome this movie was. Unlike other "chasing your dream" movies, the end goal wasn't about Honey's success. She used her talents to give back to her community and help disadvantaged youth; so their success was her happy ending.
Also, you look like Sydney Sweeney a lil bit.
because all underprivileged kids need is a white savior! (white passing , to be exact)
@@carlyp1444 I agree, but we can also look at it as her using her privileges because there’s no way a black girl would’ve gotten the same opportunities to even give back ...look how they treated Katrina like a black girl wouldn’t wash a honey in real life when it comes to dancing lol
Sure but she gave up the chance of being a famous choreographer because of her pride. Sometimes being selfish is not a bad thing. She could have done more for the kids if she had money
That store is a Bodega. We have them here in the U.S too. They sell such random stuff, and half of the products are expired. Lol
NYC All the way
This is extremely accurate lol
I assumed it was a 5Below
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
In London it’s a corner store
Your edits are hilarious 😂 I was having a bad day and this made my day better. Thank you Jaime
Funniest review ever! I've been watching a ton of your movie reviews and this one had me belly laughing way too much. Thank you!
I seriously need some Jaime French merch with some classic sayings like "Let the okay times roll" and "Just a beige Becky".
For sure! Her intro logo would be bomb!
YES!!!!
Haha just a beige becky 😂😅 I would wear that
Yes please!!!
The makeup and movies merch says let the okay times roll!! Lol
Aaliyah was supposed to get this role but unfortunately she passed away. It would've made more sense and been so much better if Aaliyah was Honey.
Uhhh that would've been incredible.
jessica still killed it.
@@its__destiny 💯
I love Jessica but all the street slang doesn’t work on her 😅
Is it my go, is it your go.......
I feel like I've been smiling more than Honey since I discovered your channel a few days ago. I've watched video after video and my face actually hurts. Thank you, Jaime. And your amazing crew, editor, and birbs ❤
Also, Laurie Ann Gibson was a choreographer on Making The Band and she was Lady Gaga's choreographer for the first couple years of her career.
“Do dancers get paid for auditions in the music world?”
Oh sis, we barely get paid for dancing. 😂 but high key this movie is so important to the dance community haha.
Why is it that important?
I wanted to dance when I was a kid and everyone told me not to bother because they are "some of the most over worked and underpaid people in entertainment."😬
Why is it important?
@@cristianacevedo178 it’s important cause this movie inspired a lot of people to join the understudy and reflects a little of how it is. People who dance and I don’t mean oh I can do tic tock or any other basic ass dance, look to these movies like and step up and dream of being in these movies. They shine light on a profession and culture that the person of this video is making fun off in the most ignorant way.
As a dancer, I agree that this movie was so inspiring when I was little and made me dream of being in music videos. But it's also funny to watch it back and notice the cringey parts and all that.
I'll never stop requesting the Neverending Story. I won't stop until I see Jamie riding Falcor.
Omg 😭😭😭 I need that lol
"Atreyuuuuuuu!" 😜
I think Jaime could do that as a stand alone scene. Because she can't make fun of this one. 🤣
I'm on board with this one. I am lol just thinking about it 🤣😹🤣
I think Tammy should ride Falcor 🤣
When you threw in Standing Still by Jewel 🤣🤣🤣 I bout woke up my baby!
Fun fact when this came out my youngest brother was obsessed with it and every time I made lunch for him while I was babysitting he'd wanna watch this movie. It was cute
“Meanwhile, Benny is in prison”
*Benny: is 10 years old*
unfortunately, kids can go to prison
@@kayleealexis4801 and go where, to prison? No thanks.
Depending on the crime and where you live kids can be tried as an adult
I mean the system is unfair
Benny is also black the system is known for trying black kids as adults and being unfair
I love how she tells us when an ad is coming and not just cut off mid sentence.
OH thanks for telling me, I have ad block and I wondered what that was about
This role was actually written specifically for Aaliyah. They had even started filming but once she passed they needed to fill her spot.That’s why “honey” was supposed to be the best dancer out of everyone. Cause we all know Aaliyah could dance fr fr.Not sure why they didn’t just choose someone who could dance (and someone not in black face) lol her parents were black in the movie..like it’s just weird lol Jessica Alba is not black..still my shit tho😂🧡 and ur hilarious ✨
i really wish we could've seen that version!
And she played a white woman in fantastic 4…
this is literally ✨not true✨ lol. the director even did an interview and said Beyoncé almost had the role, Aaliyah had nothing to do with it
(tears up)
How is she in blackface though? Lol. What are you Watching?
And Aaliyah was never considered for this role. The director confirmed that.
I remember having a friend in middle school who was OBSESSED with this movie. My mom wasn't about letting me fall under Hollywoods spell, so i always thought this was a GOOD movie and i was missing out 🙃
“she’s 3-4in’ it under her breath.” 😂😂😂
"I was distracted by this person's bowl cut *fart noise*" 😂 😂 😂 😂
Star trek must have been one stage over when they shouted for extras in the scene
I was driving home when that bit played and I almost had to pull over and take a minute. Lmao
@@vanityplates3125 Lmfao glad you didn't crash haha. The fart noises kept cracking me up so bad.
@@RedRoseSeptember22 same. And same. I wasn't watching the screen obviously, but just hearing those fart noises seriously almost took me out. Lol. I love Jaime!! She cracks me up.
Omg me too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hi Jaime! I’ve been going through a divorce and a really hard time, and I just wanted you to know how much your videos brighten my day when I’m feeling down. Thank you so much for that ♥️ Keep up your amazing work!!!! Peace and love xx
😞 sorry babe, me too.
You are hilarious 😂! I even bought the DVD 📀 just to rewatch the movie because of you 😭🔥! Much love and support from Germany 🇩🇪 ❤️!
Move to the back seat, anxiety. We’re picking up Jaime and she called shotgun on todays car ride!
Same lol I cannot breathe but I know Jaime will make my day
Best COMMENT ever!!!!
Omg...same. I'm waiting on news about a house I put an offer on and watching this is SO helping my anxiety!
Yaaaass🤣
NO WAY! I just wrote a love letter to Jaime about her curing my anxiety as well!
The sound effects with the echoes always kill me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jamie your editing and humour is pure gold ⭐️ you’re awesome keep up the great work
I’m obsessed with your videos idk how I found you, but I’ve been binge watching them
the noises and steps when they dance kill me lmao
Right with no music too 😆 I am 💀
@@katallen7123 yes hahaha
The fart sounds!
@Vi Ku Same tho lol.
Her saying “he’s 8 that would make me 14” means she would have been 14 when she had him
Yeah that's what I thought. Her saying "I'm not that kinda girl" was a little disapointing to me... like okay girl things happen, a little respect please it doesn't make you less worthy. But it was another time I guess...
I heard, "That would have made me 14." 🤔
I wish she had said “that would have made me 14 when I had him” and then people like me would have got it 😂
@@jaimefrenchofficial totally agree😂😂😂
@@jaimefrenchofficial i thought she said that would make 14 then i luaghed for 10 mins until my kids came to ask me whta was so funny
Had this on DVD when I was a preteen and would watch it all the time 😂😂😂 man to go back in time for one day would be the best gift. ❤
22:07 😂😂😂 I’m crying actual tears
“You know what Young man?, I DON’T LIKE YOUR TONE” 😂😂😂😂 sounds like my Aunt Carolyn
"We can go live with uncle jesse?"
*Cuts to John Stamos.*
- literal tears
This took me out 😂😂😂
Would have been such a different movie if that was the plot :)
Made my day!! 😍
That really was the cherry on top of an already delicious hot fudge sundae, ya know? Her editing process must take forever but it's VERY appreciated right now. Going through a really bad time and watching stuff like this is helping me and my mental health at the very least. Thank you @JaimeFrench for all your hard work, you are helping so many people like me who are suffering and we get to escape into a little bit of comedy for a second.
Her edits are literally the best!
We need HOT CHICKS. Robert Schneider, Rachel Mccadams and Anna Farris 🤣
Matthew Lawrence 💗💗💗lol
Yesss that would be amazing. I actually love that movie too lol
Yes!!!!
Yeeessssssss
Yes!
The Am I standing still. Part was to funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the poop Green killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
How have I NOT liked this one yet?!? Omg so good!! Love seeing your face everyday on this tiny screen
the moments where you edit the music out of dance scenes and put in squeaky shoes are transcendent
I know! I love that!
Yes my favorite parts 😂 it’s so awkward 😂
And the claps 😂😂
Always Makes me laugh
the subtle toots she put in😂
I'm waiting on Romy and Michelle high-school reunion and Don't tell mom the babysitters dead
Omg yes! Romy and Michelle I love that movie even though it makes no sense lmao!
Yes!!!!!
I will never stop saying "I'm right on top of that Rose" and "The dishes are done man" bc of my obsession with that movie when I was a kid.
Omg yeeees to both
"oh I know, I was so lucky getting mono. That was like, the best diet ever"!!! 🤣😂🤣
Girl I absolutely love your movie commentary’s! I’ve been looking for a funny woman commentator for a long time and you are hilarious. Subscribed!
“Just kidding no body panic” -JF
That caught me off guard and got me good😂😂😂😂
“We don’t need to change Cutie, WE 👏🏻 JUST 👏🏻 NEED 👏🏻 TO 👏🏻 WALK 👏🏻 HIM 👏🏻 HOME!” My mama heart is screaming yesssssssssss. 🥺 ETA: Aaliyah??? 😭😭😭 I didn’t know that - it makes so much sense now. That would’ve been so good.
I never knew it was gonna be Aaliyah originally :( that's sad.
Seeing the talent that was featured it makes total sense. Aaliyah and Missy would have had great chemistry. I actually really like Alba but she was miscast. Plus this movie is so damn cheesy.
@@DylanRomanov I think Alba was cast because she was a household name back then. her series Dark Angel took off massively, but it was an action-packed series about super soldiers and futuristic stuff, so I think she was really out of her element.
edit: I googled and apparently the director wanted Beyonce for Honey but she turned him down because she was busy with Dangerously In Love, lol.
This entire video had me hollering 😂 my 7 year old self really thought this movie was it. Wow early 2000s...what a time.
Me too! But I still LOVE this movie❤️ reminds me of a more simple time...
"Honey and her average dance moves," killed me! My friend loved this and I always wondered why because the dance moves weren't even good. You are right, Jessica Alba will never be 'street' pmsl. You have to watch out for a guy who will slap pool balls.
I’m so glad I found you yesterday! Girl, you have me cracking up so bad - I’m being looked at weird. 😂😂
I did not know I needed 37 minutes of you roasting tf out of Honey's character, but I did.
I enjoyed the hell out of this review 😂😂😂
As a kid, I thought Honey's dance moves were so cool...What was I thinking?!😂
they made her friends clap after each dance move so our young minds would be distracted lol 😝
@@ambriaashley3383 Mind games... And we fell for it!🤣🤣🤣
Same!
When you see them with no music and funny little sound effects, you realize how truly bad they are lol!!
@@saradarko6193 as a life long dancer myself, I thought she was spot on with his she said they were really mediocre and kind of boring, to each their own I guess, but go off 😂 the dancers doing hip hop in the alley ways were 200x better
Omg, I'm obsessed w the 90s glitch image, too!!💯✨
I love how you put yourself into the movie clips. I'm sooo new to CZcams videos...lol....I know I sound old, but you are HILARIOUS and very talented
“That material that gives you pit stains when you’re not even sweating”
We *all* know what you mean. The worst
My old Hollister graphic tees all did this 😂
the clumsy falling on stairs thing is a way they try to humanize these gorgeous women, make them feel relatable to us normals lol
Apparently that was actually not part of the script-she genuinely tripped and they kept it
@@toxxicrose and they kept it in to make her relatable, it's full circle. It really is relatable though because I am constantly tripping and bumping into things and have fallen going up stairs many times with once having to go to the ER because I fell going up and then as I was getting my bearings I fell down the stairs hitting my head and twisting up my body which isn't good when you have chronic pain conditions that get triggered bad by physical stress, thankfully it was just a lot of bruised muscles and no concussion.
@@gsd715 Totally agree! And I am sorry to hear about your fall! Glad to hear no major injuries
Okay but I'm going to need more hot girls to clip their shoulders on walls for no good reason or break their toes on door frames because not all of us live a stairs life, thanks.
@@rtw8609 or pull a push door 🤣
I’ve never wanted to go to a dance club when I was younger but always imagined me entering in one and having a badass choreographed dance battle😂
I used to love this movie cuz I was really into dancing but everything you said was 100% spot on.. and I must say words cannot describe how on point every fart is in every video, I'm living for them lmfao
The part where the girl in the long ass line tilted her head in to the fourth dimension and you inserted that “crack” noise... it sent me to the moon. 😂😂😂
Yes!! That cracked me up!!
Jessica's teeth were the real star of this show.
Right!?😂
Yuppppp
you need to produced more of these, as I keep rewatching these. I laugh every time
You are hands down the best movie review critic 😂😂😂 I LOVE all the editing 😂😂😂 ❤❤❤ I LOVE YOU❤❤❤