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  • Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, like Trump’s comments about potential COVID-19 treatments and stay-at-home order protests.
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  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl Před 4 lety +3398

    Good guy Che for paying the rents for all his grandma's fellow tennants after her passing. She's smilin' down on ya.

    • @petemavus2948
      @petemavus2948 Před 4 lety +71

      Che, I don't impress easily but You make me laugh more regularly than metamucil on a prune Danish, and as far as what you did in memory of your grandmother for her neighbors... I'm in awe! God bless her, you and all that is good in this world and eternally ever after. Stay well !!!

    • @TheSh4dowgale
      @TheSh4dowgale Před 4 lety +16

      @@channel4204 fuck off

    • @channel4204
      @channel4204 Před 4 lety +11

      Daniel Neubert , If only you can say that to my face 🥰 We would have Soo MUCH FUN 🥰❤️👍🏽

    • @cynthiabiel7714
      @cynthiabiel7714 Před 4 lety +50

      @Bill Ding You may have a point....but many seniors.....want to remain where they know the people.....she may have known the people ..their kids and grandkids......I am familiar with the neighborhood..I grew up there.........so while I Would think like you.....I thought again........she must have wanted to remain..........she was happy there.

    • @veronicanevarez22
      @veronicanevarez22 Před 4 lety +4

      ♥️

  • @jujutheeartist
    @jujutheeartist Před 4 lety +403

    I don’t know why but the silence after the jokes makes everything funnier

    • @marsgo8938
      @marsgo8938 Před 3 lety

      Trump did not say to literally start injecting or drinking disinfectant, especially the stuff in our bathrooms and kitchens, he was just simply musing at the idea of using disinfectant as some sort of treatment for corona virus infected patients (According to this article, trump may not be totally wrong or stupid about that prospect: www.thailandmedical.news/news/breaking-news-president-trump-could-be-right-after-all-photodynamic-therapy-and-the-disinfectant-hypochlorous-acid-are-interesting-research-prospects
      So in short next time please question the narrative the mainstream media is trying to project to you if your going to listen to their words and do your own research to find the accurate picture.

    • @elle6772
      @elle6772 Před 3 lety

      It’s like when the audience is there you don’t have to laugh bc they do the laughing for you but with no audience you have to laugh bc how do you fill in that empty space

    • @marsgo8938
      @marsgo8938 Před 3 lety +2

      @Patrick McMahon Trump said this: "and is there a way we can do something like that.....uhhh by... injection inside or..or.. almost like a cleaning cause you see it gets on the lungs and it.. does a tremendous number on the lungs so it be interesting to check that, so that you gonna have to use medical doctors with"
      He wasn't even being that specific or sure about how it could be used as a treatment. A person with a nonpartisan mind can see that he never straight up told us to inject or drink lysol or other household disinfectants.(I wonder why all those uneducated people thought Trump was implying household disinfectants)
      It blows my mind how people constantly blows what he said out of proportion.
      Trump was just simply musing about the research prospects of using disinfectants and radiation as a form of treatment for the coronavirus. And the prospect isn't dumb or stupid according to the link I posted. Did you go to that link?
      During that news briefing Trump even said twice that he could be right or wrong about the prospect. Funny how a lot of people, including the media who ridicule/criticize Trump of this didn't mention that he said that.
      The way the media and everyone is ridiculing Trump for it make it seem like he literally told us to go and drink or inject the chemicals in our bathrooms and kitchens as a cure for the corona virus which he absolutely did not say.
      I'll say it again don't listen to the mainstream media or other people's opinions about controversial matters like these before doing your own research and looking at the original/unedited context of it.
      P.S. If you didn't know, Flu vaccines contain Formaldehyde and Thimerosal which are both disinfectants. www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/321207#ingredients

    • @marsgo8938
      @marsgo8938 Před 3 lety +1

      @T!mely If there is something wrong with my post than please explain to me what that is. Facts don't care about your feelings bro. If you guys don't like context and favor the lies than I will have to say that you guys are just as low as they say Trump supporters are.

    • @vala5182
      @vala5182 Před 3 lety +2

      @@marsgo8938 she wasn’t even talking about trump

  • @jwsm2
    @jwsm2 Před 4 lety +438

    "It's funny how all the people protesting the stay at home orders have nowhere to go anyway." lol

    • @miz_logo_lee
      @miz_logo_lee Před 4 lety +7

      say what you are ordered to not leave the house when there IS a hurricane. We are in a hurricane.

    • @vlhhill659
      @vlhhill659 Před 4 lety +23

      @@az-vr1wv ....That logic is so dumb that I am flabbergasted. Please tell me you are a child under the age of 10.

    • @JR_harlow
      @JR_harlow Před 4 lety

      Wow

    • @SlowDIIV
      @SlowDIIV Před 4 lety +3

      @@az-vr1wv k Earl

    • @JustTheTruth-Please
      @JustTheTruth-Please Před 4 lety +7

      @@az-vr1wv Just...wear a mask. Selfish idiot.

  • @JeremyPeeples
    @JeremyPeeples Před 4 lety +493

    "Cocaine ain't gonna cut itself!" is the best line.

    • @joanpetrone9100
      @joanpetrone9100 Před 4 lety +4

      We obviously became a part of the Problem of Evil , and so are obligated to fight against being exterminated like the mammoths and mastodons.
      “We have no reason to believe that we are the Creator’s last word .”
      ...............,..George Bernard Shaw .

    • @TheBitchCycle
      @TheBitchCycle Před 4 lety

      Jeremy Peeples nice

    • @denisepotosky4764
      @denisepotosky4764 Před 4 lety +2

      I spit my coffee out from laughing when he said that!

    • @paradisepipeco
      @paradisepipeco Před 4 lety

      @@joanpetrone9100
      “I am not nearly so interested in what monkey man was derived from as I am in what kind
      of monkey he is to become.”
      ~~ Loren Eiseley

    • @marsgo8938
      @marsgo8938 Před 3 lety

      Trump did not say to literally start injecting or drinking disinfectant, especially the stuff in our bathrooms and kitchens, he was just simply musing at the idea of using disinfectant as some sort of treatment for corona virus infected patients (According to this article, trump may not be totally wrong or stupid about that prospect: www.thailandmedical.news/news/breaking-news-president-trump-could-be-right-after-all-photodynamic-therapy-and-the-disinfectant-hypochlorous-acid-are-interesting-research-prospects
      So in short next time please question the narrative the mainstream media is trying to project to you if your going to listen to their words and do your own research to find the accurate picture.

  • @Relicanth
    @Relicanth Před 4 lety +1409

    Life in this country is so ridiculous that it's hard to tell where an SNL sketch ends and reality begins.

    • @tylerbagel197
      @tylerbagel197 Před 4 lety +11

      Daniel Euteneier facts

    • @MrDrProfessorSir962
      @MrDrProfessorSir962 Před 4 lety +7

      Daniel Euteneier success keyboard commie. Deep state dimwit

    • @larry71831
      @larry71831 Před 4 lety +10

      Your so right ...........it is like a nighmare and you can't wake up from this Moron

    • @fredfoxxter8920
      @fredfoxxter8920 Před 4 lety +2

      Bogmire42 was that SNL or MSNBC

    • @kelconway5792
      @kelconway5792 Před 4 lety +2

      @@larry71831 A "moron" who gave us the greatest economy in 30 years with 145,000 new jobs.

  • @Kimillions
    @Kimillions Před 4 lety +1927

    Why does it feel like Che was EXTRA savage because there wasn't an audience? 😂🤣🤣

    • @deadarchur
      @deadarchur Před 4 lety +20

      K N anything goes when it’s not live 😄

    • @cisco8650
      @cisco8650 Před 4 lety +36

      Hell, this is what we need: unbridled talk. Say what needs to be said. I've heard Trump supporters love that sort of thing.

    • @davidknightx
      @davidknightx Před 4 lety +18

      EXTRA savage? Um, this is the same man who made his best friend say live on air that Martin Luther King Jr got himself killed because he couldn't stop running his mouth. So when you compare it to that...

    • @bettycerkoney1626
      @bettycerkoney1626 Před 4 lety +3

      I loved it!

    • @mavericklane6206
      @mavericklane6206 Před 4 lety

      @@bettycerkoney1626 Because you're a leftist, and bet you love being a dementia Joe Biden supporter as well. Dense leftist LOL

  • @IvyLeagueSuit
    @IvyLeagueSuit Před 4 lety +902

    “So stupid it was almost presidential”....this line wins

    • @whicker59
      @whicker59 Před 4 lety +1

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    • @whicker59
      @whicker59 Před 4 lety

      This line trumps it.
      U must b from ghetto r RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA.
      Digest this:
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    • @alexaggarwal5172
      @alexaggarwal5172 Před 4 lety +3

      Whicker Boy I’m pretty sure ur the bot here... just read what you just wrote.

    • @whicker59
      @whicker59 Před 4 lety

      @@alexaggarwal5172 Poor little radical leftist fart snifer basement dweller. U just can't stand DIVERSITY AND TRUTH.

    • @alexaggarwal5172
      @alexaggarwal5172 Před 4 lety +2

      Whicker Boy do you speak English?

  • @scottd.1089
    @scottd.1089 Před 4 lety +264

    "...we're taking our comedians seriously and laughing at our politicians." -- M.Twain

    • @sfmike711
      @sfmike711 Před 4 lety +4

      Scott D.: Perhaps you're confusing Mark Twain with Will Rogers, who said: "Everything is changing in America. People are taking their comedians seriously, and their politicians as a joke, when-it-used-to-be-vice-versa."

    • @maryhalverson5713
      @maryhalverson5713 Před 4 lety +2

      Will Rogers was a politician who was also a comedian and he would've been a fine president if his plane hadn't crashed on his campaign route.

    • @irocket100xs
      @irocket100xs Před 3 lety

      Better to laugh than constantly cry.

    • @marsgo8938
      @marsgo8938 Před 3 lety

      Trump did not say to literally start injecting or drinking disinfectant, especially the stuff in our bathrooms and kitchens, he was just simply musing at the idea of using disinfectant as some sort of treatment for corona virus infected patients (According to this article, trump may not be totally wrong or stupid about that prospect: www.thailandmedical.news/news/breaking-news-president-trump-could-be-right-after-all-photodynamic-therapy-and-the-disinfectant-hypochlorous-acid-are-interesting-research-prospects
      So in short next time please question the narrative the mainstream media is trying to project to you if your going to listen to their words and do your own research to find the accurate picture.

    • @Emcostanza
      @Emcostanza Před 3 lety +1

      @@marsgo8938 and? anyway, here's the quote: "And then I see the disinfectant where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside or almost a cleaning?" so lmfao yes he fucking did

  • @AnikaandAj
    @AnikaandAj Před 4 lety +1106

    Michael Che has been bringing the punches since we went remote and I am here for it.

  • @tfcooks
    @tfcooks Před 4 lety +1002

    When DJT took the oath of office he was being sarcastic.

    • @carolyntalbot947
      @carolyntalbot947 Před 4 lety +20

      👏👏👏

    • @jenniferayling275
      @jenniferayling275 Před 4 lety +10

      If only.

    • @petemavus2948
      @petemavus2948 Před 4 lety +5

      @tfcooks such a layered, multidimensional, true comment - succinct - unlike king snarkysass

    • @bmagada
      @bmagada Před 4 lety +6

      Man it's great you didnt watch the briefing at all you fucking idiot 🤣🤣🤣

    • @sidilicious11
      @sidilicious11 Před 4 lety +4

      tfcooks and he was lying.

  • @ignorethismessage3424
    @ignorethismessage3424 Před 4 lety +95

    “if an amercian flag and a diaper are struck by lightning they create a sean hannity”

    • @professorscambaiter3796
      @professorscambaiter3796 Před 4 lety

      You can hate Sean Hannity all you like, but no one hs ever questioned whether he is telling the truth or not.

    • @paradisepipeco
      @paradisepipeco Před 4 lety +4

      @@professorscambaiter3796 Keep telling yourself that. And don't play with anything sharp.

    • @marsgo8938
      @marsgo8938 Před 3 lety +1

      Trump did not say to literally start injecting or drinking disinfectant, especially the stuff in our bathrooms and kitchens, he was just simply musing at the idea of using disinfectant as some sort of treatment for corona virus infected patients (According to this article, trump may not be totally wrong or stupid about that prospect: www.thailandmedical.news/news/breaking-news-president-trump-could-be-right-after-all-photodynamic-therapy-and-the-disinfectant-hypochlorous-acid-are-interesting-research-prospects
      So in short next time please question the narrative the mainstream media is trying to project to you if your going to listen to their words and do your own research to find the accurate picture.

  • @nonyabizness.original
    @nonyabizness.original Před 4 lety +185

    2015: "i'm voting for trump because he says ehat he means!"
    2020: "stop picking on him- you know he doesn't ~mean~ what he says!"

    • @isabelizzy9130
      @isabelizzy9130 Před 4 lety

      Nonya Bizness they underestimate POTUS

    • @radionowhere2870
      @radionowhere2870 Před 4 lety +33

      Wait, wait. I know this one.
      "He didn't say that. And if he did, he didn't mean that. And if he did, you didn't understand it. And if you did, it's no big deal. And if it is, others have said worse. He was just being funny".
      And if you don't agree with him you're anti-american/communist/snowflake/libtard/ etc, etc.

    • @angelhall9661
      @angelhall9661 Před 4 lety +9

      @@radionowhere2870 🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣45 has to GO! HE 'S NUTS!!!

    • @juliabelcher3773
      @juliabelcher3773 Před 4 lety +8

      @@radionowhere2870 I know right🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @janityy
      @janityy Před 4 lety

      He was ,is talking about vaccines which u dumb fuck sheep inject into ure babies and children every year before u enter them into that prison complex illegal I might add called education
      Fuck u sheep are dumb
      Disenfectants in vaccines u know
      MERCURY
      FORMALDEHYDE
      EMBALMING FLUID
      HE WAS MAKING FUN OF U SHEEP AND BIG Pharma they create the poisons and disenfectants and u pieces of garbage inject the shit than u turn around and make fun of Trump for suggesting u inject disinfectants lol
      K-12 has a forced list u must inject before entrance lol
      We have a Socialist semi-communist Education system in a Democratic libertarian society, it's counterproductive
      The virus was created by the global elite as Eugenics. However ,it was only created to kill about 4% of words population becasue it's only a test run . They wanted to see if the masses would give up their rights and freedoms and be on house arrest!!!!!! Which most of u knuckleheads agreed too.
      Their goal is a fascist regime , to form a one world govt and kill off 2/3 of the worlds population not happening for about 50 to 100 years but more will occur in 30 years
      Cashless society
      Within a v vaccine will be an RIFD chip u will be marked u don't take it u won't be able to buy work or sell
      Right now focus is on Georgia is that is where they filmed walking dead zombie movie it's to make a point

  • @kevinreed8846
    @kevinreed8846 Před 4 lety +1010

    "Cocaine ain't going cut itself" lol 😂😂

    • @EinsteinKnowedIt
      @EinsteinKnowedIt Před 4 lety +8

      Cocaine izah heluva drug

    • @snosrfr71
      @snosrfr71 Před 4 lety +1

      i haven't laughed that hard since Kanye's fishdicks!

    • @mag1cg1rl_
      @mag1cg1rl_ Před 4 lety +1

      Mad Phyn really where can i find one? I’ve never tried cocaine before

    • @mag1cg1rl_
      @mag1cg1rl_ Před 4 lety +1

      Mad Phyn I’d rather not say...😅

    • @evilartery08
      @evilartery08 Před 4 lety

      Fuckin died

  • @sabastianzeqharr
    @sabastianzeqharr Před 4 lety +373

    “If you’re protesting in South Carolina, where else would you even be Earl?”
    Is literally where my brother lives and is his name! 🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @whicker59
      @whicker59 Před 4 lety

      Then this should help u feel better:
      czcams.com/video/gRTtkbtMISI/video.html

    • @timmyeades7908
      @timmyeades7908 Před 4 lety +3

      I actually know a guy that spells his name Irl for Earl.
      It floored me.

    • @Sunflower-sn9ij
      @Sunflower-sn9ij Před 4 lety +5

      Tell Earl to keep his ass inside we aint playing 😂

    • @junkyogre3494
      @junkyogre3494 Před 4 lety +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @dianemccloud5990
      @dianemccloud5990 Před 4 lety

      @ Sabastian, bbaaaaaaahhhhhaaaaaaaa 😂🤣🤦‍♀️......no way his name is Earl.....

  • @itsokbabygirl
    @itsokbabygirl Před 4 lety +32

    “President Clean said...”😂😂😂👏🏻💯🙏🏼

    • @marsgo8938
      @marsgo8938 Před 3 lety

      Trump did not say to literally start injecting or drinking disinfectant, especially the stuff in our bathrooms and kitchens, he was just simply musing at the idea of using disinfectant as some sort of treatment for corona virus infected patients (According to this article, trump may not be totally wrong or stupid about that prospect: www.thailandmedical.news/news/breaking-news-president-trump-could-be-right-after-all-photodynamic-therapy-and-the-disinfectant-hypochlorous-acid-are-interesting-research-prospects
      So in short next time please question the narrative the mainstream media is trying to project to you if your going to listen to their words and do your own research to find the accurate picture.

  • @kwitseo
    @kwitseo Před 4 lety +26

    When Trump said he was going repeal and replace Obamacare, he was being sarcastic.

    • @marsgo8938
      @marsgo8938 Před 3 lety

      Trump did not say to literally start injecting or drinking disinfectant, especially the stuff in our bathrooms and kitchens, he was just simply musing at the idea of using disinfectant as some sort of treatment for corona virus infected patients (According to this article, trump may not be totally wrong or stupid about that prospect: www.thailandmedical.news/news/breaking-news-president-trump-could-be-right-after-all-photodynamic-therapy-and-the-disinfectant-hypochlorous-acid-are-interesting-research-prospects
      So in short next time please question the narrative the mainstream media is trying to project to you if your going to listen to their words and do your own research to find the accurate picture.

  • @jiderotilu8634
    @jiderotilu8634 Před 4 lety +223

    'somewhere stable like Germany, Japan, Nigeria' looool , nice che

    • @thrashpondopons2776
      @thrashpondopons2776 Před 4 lety +2

      Was he suggesting that he wished the Axis won WWII??? (Well... he DID say he was being sarcastic!)

    • @WhereOceansMeeet
      @WhereOceansMeeet Před 4 lety +7

      I lived in Japan for 2 years when I was a bit younger. Great country and everyone is respectful. You don't see their leader talking shit on others via Twitter. Honestly, them taking over wouldn't be so bad.

    • @theschneider9716
      @theschneider9716 Před 4 lety

      @@WhereOceansMeeet Yeah you don't see media outlets that are supposed to be non-biased making up things about there president either. Also, I believe Japan was the country that Raped and Murdered an entire city, Bayoneted babies, and executed pows for no reason, but yeah great country.

    • @WhereOceansMeeet
      @WhereOceansMeeet Před 4 lety +11

      @@theschneider9716 Most countries have blood on their hands, mate. Do you think the early colonists just showed up and the natives happily gave them their land? Not so much. I'm Australian but live in the US and even Australia isn't without its faults, considering they too took their land from the natives by force. Then look at the countries where most people's ancestors came from. Whether it is somewhere in Europe, Asian, Africa, or wherever, there is a lot of bad shit that went down. Bad things still happen in those places, just as it does here, considering the US has more mass shootings each year than any other country in the world.
      The US isn't a bad country; however, the country that prides itself on being a Democracy is more or less an Oligarchy/Plutocracy. It's a country where decisions are made by the wealthy for everyone else, but really only when it benefits the wealthy.
      There have been good leaders in my opinion but I don't see Trump as one of them. Opinions are subjective though. As someone with dual citizenship, I will be voting against him in the election this year but if you like the bloke, that is your right.
      On a side note, there are a lot of biased reporters that talk shit on Trump; however, the guy gives out so much wrong and confusing information to the media, that it's not difficult for any logical person to understand why. A President's job is to unite the people in a formative manner so that we all can work together to create a better country. It's not supposed to be to divide us, mislead us, blame others for his own misdoings, act childish, and the list goes on.

    • @theschneider9716
      @theschneider9716 Před 4 lety

      @@WhereOceansMeeet There is quite a bit wrong with all of that. First I was not saying that conquering other nations is a bad thing. I am saying that you chose the wrong nation to"invade the U.S. because if you are looking for respect you have got the complete opposite. Also the the united states is not a democracy we are a republic. Also It is hard to unite a country when every news source is making shit up about you and wont give you props for anything you do right. He could cure cancer and you would say that he put death out of order. I know you will say that he hasnt done anything right, but you have more money and a better economy now because of him whether you like it or not.

  • @jamesmason7979
    @jamesmason7979 Před 4 lety +242

    "Cocaine ain't gonna cut itself."
    😂😂🤣

    • @oldschoolruler
      @oldschoolruler Před 4 lety +6

      LMAO!!! THAT was the line...cracked me up! Same goes for those hookers, they ain't gonna...well, you know. lol!

    • @ryudai1
      @ryudai1 Před 4 lety +3

      CRACKed up

    • @alesandrabiasello
      @alesandrabiasello Před 4 lety

      oldschoolruler you are pathetic

    • @oldschoolruler
      @oldschoolruler Před 4 lety +3

      @@alesandrabiasello ???and who the fuck are you?

    • @lazerlord9324
      @lazerlord9324 Před 4 lety +3

      @@alesandrabiasello are you crying?

  • @bobarnold771
    @bobarnold771 Před 4 lety +91

    From Miami: It's true, "cocaine ain't gonna cut itself".

    • @toddr2265
      @toddr2265 Před 4 lety +4

      My dealer has been offering a phone in service with curbside pickup

    • @marsgo8938
      @marsgo8938 Před 3 lety

      Trump did not say to literally start injecting or drinking disinfectant, especially the stuff in our bathrooms and kitchens, he was just simply musing at the idea of using disinfectant as some sort of treatment for corona virus infected patients (According to this article, trump may not be totally wrong or stupid about that prospect: www.thailandmedical.news/news/breaking-news-president-trump-could-be-right-after-all-photodynamic-therapy-and-the-disinfectant-hypochlorous-acid-are-interesting-research-prospects
      So in short next time please question the narrative the mainstream media is trying to project to you if your going to listen to their words and do your own research to find the accurate picture.

  • @charlyv400
    @charlyv400 Před 4 lety +22

    "They're always talking that 'support the troops and blue live matter' shit, but then they're so quick to bring out their guns whenever their country wants something from them. How is that patriotic?"
    ...seriously. Its great when other people make personal sacrifices to insure the safety of the American people, just don't ask them to do it.
    Plus, these guys have more important things to do, like going to the range with their militia buddies so they can prepare for the day when they'll have to rise up against a tyrannical government. You know, like if the country ever elects a president that ends up having no regard for the Constitution, the rule of law, or the well-being of its citizens. But who knows when that will happen?

    • @paradisepipeco
      @paradisepipeco Před 4 lety +2

      I see what you did there . . . . but sadly, I fear your irony is lost on those who could use it in their face the most. Nonetheless, kudos.
      Namaste.

    • @izzybeth
      @izzybeth Před 3 lety

      what a prescient comment, said the person sitting in late july 2020.

    • @paradisepipeco
      @paradisepipeco Před 3 lety +1

      @@izzybeth I once had considered becoming a professional clairvoyant, but I just couldn't see any future in it. So I went to optometry school instead, but I just couldn't focus. My friends tell me I am too skeptical, but I don't believe them.

    • @marsgo8938
      @marsgo8938 Před 3 lety

      Trump did not say to literally start injecting or drinking disinfectant, especially the stuff in our bathrooms and kitchens, he was just simply musing at the idea of using disinfectant as some sort of treatment for corona virus infected patients (According to this article, trump may not be totally wrong or stupid about that prospect: www.thailandmedical.news/news/breaking-news-president-trump-could-be-right-after-all-photodynamic-therapy-and-the-disinfectant-hypochlorous-acid-are-interesting-research-prospects
      So in short next time please question the narrative the mainstream media is trying to project to you if your going to listen to their words and do your own research to find the accurate picture.

  • @lovestacy
    @lovestacy Před 4 lety +54

    😂😂😂😂"I love my wife, but i keep a gun under my pillow just in case 👀" 😂😂😂😂

  • @jaymac7349
    @jaymac7349 Před 4 lety +26

    “Where else would you be, Earl!?”
    LMAO 🤣🤣🤣

  • @majortom2540
    @majortom2540 Před 4 lety +53

    "He almost sounds presidential", JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

    • @marsgo8938
      @marsgo8938 Před 3 lety

      trump did not say to literally start injecting or drinking disinfectant, especially the stuff in our bathrooms and kitchens, he was just simply musing at the idea of using disinfectant as some sort of treatment for corona virus infected patients (According to this article, trump may not be totally wrong or stupid about that prospect: www.thailandmedical.news/news/breaking-news-president-trump-could-be-right-after-all-photodynamic-therapy-and-the-disinfectant-hypochlorous-acid-are-interesting-research-prospects
      So in short next time please question the narrative the mainstream media is trying to project to you if your going to listen to their words and do your own research to find the accurate picture.

  • @stormypinkness4030
    @stormypinkness4030 Před 4 lety +7

    Holy crap there were so many good jokes in this, well done stay at home comedians.

    • @marsgo8938
      @marsgo8938 Před 3 lety

      Trump did not say to literally start injecting or drinking disinfectant, especially the stuff in our bathrooms and kitchens, he was just simply musing at the idea of using disinfectant as some sort of treatment for corona virus infected patients (According to this article, trump may not be totally wrong or stupid about that prospect: www.thailandmedical.news/news/breaking-news-president-trump-could-be-right-after-all-photodynamic-therapy-and-the-disinfectant-hypochlorous-acid-are-interesting-research-prospects
      So in short next time please question the narrative the mainstream media is trying to project to you if your going to listen to their words and do your own research to find the accurate picture.

  • @mrscarter6279
    @mrscarter6279 Před 4 lety +51

    Canada, can we come stay with you? 😂

    • @mauallen4234
      @mauallen4234 Před 4 lety +1

      daidai907 You will hate the weather and the bugs in the summertime. The black flies will slaughter you and the mosquitoes will scare the shit out of you. I suggest learning Spanish, substitute tequila for whiskey, and get a hacksaw blade so you can get to the other side.

    • @rowdyyates4766
      @rowdyyates4766 Před 4 lety +1

      Please go

    • @mrscarter6279
      @mrscarter6279 Před 4 lety +3

      Rowdy Yates Wow I've never had my own troll before. nice to meet you.

    • @kbjones8713
      @kbjones8713 Před 4 lety +3

      daidai907 😂😅😅

    • @angelhall9661
      @angelhall9661 Před 4 lety +2

      @@mrscarter6279 LMAO... Love it!!!😉🤪🤣😂😜

  • @ryanm4319
    @ryanm4319 Před 4 lety +42

    “When a protestor and a diaper are struck by lightning simultaneously it creates a Shawn Hannity” 😂😂😂I died

    • @emmashannon2878
      @emmashannon2878 Před 4 lety

      I nearly choked on my drink at that line. Classic! And true..

  • @ZandeKongo
    @ZandeKongo Před 4 lety +56

    Che just swinging for the fences during quarantine.

    • @paradisepipeco
      @paradisepipeco Před 4 lety +1

      Amen. Out of the park. They do make a good pair, don't they? But Che takes risks and takes no prisoners . . . . . Che is a real American. And a real American is an iconoclast.

    • @paradisepipeco
      @paradisepipeco Před 4 lety

      @Ken Hasibar SNL . . . I am old and I watched it from day one. It ain't a perfect world, and we can't be too hard on our brothers and sisters. They try. Comedy can be a dangerous business, and it is best left to the strong and the professionals. Che is what a man looks like and we need more like him. He got the dough, and he pays the rent of them who don't? He talks the talk AND walks the walk. That is why we gonna win. This is still America and for a black man to stand up like that, we got hope. United we stand. United we conquer.
      Freedom
      czcams.com/video/sbDvyVE8w1o/video.html

    • @paradisepipeco
      @paradisepipeco Před 4 lety

      ​@Ken Hasibar My Brother, From what I see in your comments we are on the same page . . . among many, we look for strength to inspire us and give us hope. Those in the public eye have an audience and some like Che will do the right thing and accept the honor and good fortune, along with the responsibility that comes with it. You and I speak to a few; Che and SNL speaks to millions. I am a career musician since the sixties in Hollywood. I refused to go to Viet Nam propped up by the courage and leadership of people like Che who were able to speak to millions. I saw the power of music and comedy change the course of history by steering the "zeitgeist", or spirit of the moment . . . like one would steer a big boat. Dylan, and many many more spoke out for love and against injustice and the war. I was a young dumb kid like all kids, afraid and wide-eyed going from high school and the next thing I knew I was getting laid, getting high, making a living playing guitar and making records and partying with people older many of whom became famous . . . . and then I am called to war. But the zeitgeist pumped up and gave me the cohones to resist and I did. I could have died in asia in '69. Music was strong, and comedy helped. And both are strong today as the voice of the people. Seth Meyers, Colbert, Noah, John Oliver, Kimmel . . . these are our patriots, they are our leaders. Like Che. United we stand and united we shall conquer. Americans did not fight and die at Normandy, Khe Sanh, Iwo Jima . . . just so some nutless scum pretending to be big boys can defeat us with a punk-ass game.
      This is still America and with all our faults and sins, you don't fuck with America. People rioting and looting is wrong, but the rage and the frustration is real and needs to be respected and not condemned. The best dog in the world will bite it's master if it is poked enough with a sharp stick. People filled with love are the most dangerous, because they only fight as a last resort. Bullies are punks. Trump is a cowardly POS and he knows it. That is the source of his hatred. It is self hatred like all haters. Pardon my opinion breath, Ken. I hope you click the link in my earlier comment or this one below.
      If we al do what we can, this darkness will pass and we will rise from the ashes stronger and more humble and wiser. We will not go quietly. Che and others lead us as they should. Peace to you and strength. it can be a wonderful life if you don't weaken. Thank you for your kind words.
      Namaste
      czcams.com/play/PLOhxuTxNTwnF5AVaTbLaK2rHPXHAM_ORU.html

    • @marsgo8938
      @marsgo8938 Před 3 lety

      Trump did not say to literally start injecting or drinking disinfectant, especially the stuff in our bathrooms and kitchens, he was just simply musing at the idea of using disinfectant as some sort of treatment for corona virus infected patients (According to this article, trump may not be totally wrong or stupid about that prospect: www.thailandmedical.news/news/breaking-news-president-trump-could-be-right-after-all-photodynamic-therapy-and-the-disinfectant-hypochlorous-acid-are-interesting-research-prospects
      So in short next time please question the narrative the mainstream media is trying to project to you if your going to listen to their words and do your own research to find the accurate picture.

  • @Browndoggy8
    @Browndoggy8 Před 4 lety +6

    Dude. The KFC and Guiliani joke had me laughing out loud... I havent laughed this much at snl in a long time. This whole episode was great.

    • @marsgo8938
      @marsgo8938 Před 3 lety

      trump did not say to literally start injecting or drinking disinfectant, especially the stuff in our bathrooms and kitchens, he was just simply musing at the idea of using disinfectant as some sort of treatment for corona virus infected patients (According to this article, trump may not be totally wrong or stupid about that prospect: www.thailandmedical.news/news/breaking-news-president-trump-could-be-right-after-all-photodynamic-therapy-and-the-disinfectant-hypochlorous-acid-are-interesting-research-prospects
      So in short next time please question the narrative the mainstream media is trying to project to you if your going to listen to their words and do your own research to find the accurate picture.

  • @tylerphillips503
    @tylerphillips503 Před 4 lety +333

    I don't mind there being no audience on this one, I laughed out loud at most of these jokes anyway

    • @CesarGarcia-ru8hr
      @CesarGarcia-ru8hr Před 4 lety +9

      Yeah, they were still funny but I think it feels better with an audience laughing. Cleans up some of those pauses.

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 Před 4 lety +4

      They had an audience the last time, but people found it annoying.

    • @thunderdeed1
      @thunderdeed1 Před 4 lety +1

      Silence..... Between the jokes not good.

    • @robertbarker9579
      @robertbarker9579 Před 4 lety +2

      Based Mind Yeah this isn’t even comedy. It’s mental masturbation for all these elitist liberal city folk that think they’ve got all the answers.

    • @robertbarker9579
      @robertbarker9579 Před 4 lety +2

      Based Mind I did overgeneralize a bit, but my point is that SNL has become increasingly less about comedy catering to the common person and more to smug and snobby people in big cities, the large majority of which are liberal. I mean just look their ratings. Nobody watches this crap anymore. The only reason I stumbled across this video is because NBC forces CZcams to make it relevant with their weird algorithms.

  • @jjj1951
    @jjj1951 Před 4 lety +76

    'a stroke of genius minus the genius part'

  • @dezzyjones
    @dezzyjones Před 4 lety +5

    the comedic timing is still so perfect even without an audience. It's nice to still laugh even without the laugh tracks

    • @marsgo8938
      @marsgo8938 Před 3 lety

      trump did not say to literally start injecting or drinking disinfectant, especially the stuff in our bathrooms and kitchens, he was just simply musing at the idea of using disinfectant as some sort of treatment for corona virus infected patients (According to this article, trump may not be totally wrong or stupid about that prospect: www.thailandmedical.news/news/breaking-news-president-trump-could-be-right-after-all-photodynamic-therapy-and-the-disinfectant-hypochlorous-acid-are-interesting-research-prospects
      So in short next time please question the narrative the mainstream media is trying to project to you if your going to listen to their words and do your own research to find the accurate picture.

  • @paigeturner4425
    @paigeturner4425 Před 3 lety +2

    I just had a blast laughing about the thought of Germany taking custody of America. The gun laws alone!

  • @tictac-nscale
    @tictac-nscale Před 4 lety +171

    "I was being sarcastic" thats my new excuse for everything now.

    • @Cryptonymicus
      @Cryptonymicus Před 4 lety +15

      Officer: How come you were going so fast?
      Driver: I was just being sarcastic.

    • @ianwilly7118
      @ianwilly7118 Před 4 lety

      But he didn’t actually mean inject Clorox or something in you are you .....dumb

    • @kbanghart
      @kbanghart Před 4 lety +10

      @@ianwilly7118 Yes Trump is dumb and apparently so are you.

  • @carolinenelson92
    @carolinenelson92 Před 4 lety +419

    Coming from Tennessee, those Red State comments are painfully accurate. It’s sucks down here y’all.

    • @urwifesmacho777
      @urwifesmacho777 Před 4 lety +19

      I can see why there's a ton of suicide and domestic violence in the red States... They're depressing af 😂😂😂

    • @d.pharmbot2092
      @d.pharmbot2092 Před 4 lety +35

      I feel your pain. Gay health care worker living in Birmingham, AL so that I can help out my mother. It's my choice, but it's pretty surreal sometimes.

    • @ryans7146
      @ryans7146 Před 4 lety +35

      Dont forget to vote in 2020, anyone but trump. Most americans would even be happy with a Republican who isn't Trump.

    • @daviddelaney2407
      @daviddelaney2407 Před 4 lety +10

      I noted yesterday in email that it turns out we'd've been better off with ANY of the rest of the clown car full of Republican candidates from that election, right down to Ted Cruz. Think it over, and weep for what was lost.
      --Dave, hell, probably even RAND PAUL for that matter

    • @kn9ioutom
      @kn9ioutom Před 4 lety +14

      THEY VOTED FOR A CONMAN Y'ALL.

  • @angeep178
    @angeep178 Před 4 lety +2

    Thank you, guys, thank you for doing this. I know it's challenging, times are hard. And you really pulled it off.. you're awesome. And it was hilarious, as usual! And we sure needed it. thank you so much!!

  • @Trickynico55
    @Trickynico55 Před 4 lety +10

    “I mean cocaine ain’t gonna cut itself.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @marsgo8938
      @marsgo8938 Před 3 lety

      trump did not say to literally start injecting or drinking disinfectant, especially the stuff in our bathrooms and kitchens, he was just simply musing at the idea of using disinfectant as some sort of treatment for corona virus infected patients (According to this article, trump may not be totally wrong or stupid about that prospect: www.thailandmedical.news/news/breaking-news-president-trump-could-be-right-after-all-photodynamic-therapy-and-the-disinfectant-hypochlorous-acid-are-interesting-research-prospects
      So in short next time please question the narrative the mainstream media is trying to project to you if your going to listen to their words and do your own research to find the accurate picture.

    • @Trickynico55
      @Trickynico55 Před 3 lety

      @@marsgo8938 oh for the love of god. He absolutely said it. That and UV light. I could waste my time giving you the link but since it’s all over CZcams I’m pretty sure you can find it.

  • @trueblade39
    @trueblade39 Před 4 lety +1693

    "Hey Germany? Remember that time we came to your country and got rid of that fascist dictator? Can you come to our country and take care of ours? It's only fair" lol

    • @jellewierda3828
      @jellewierda3828 Před 4 lety +101

      Haha , that's brilliant! I live in the Netherlands but we would be more than happy to help you!

    • @newerfor
      @newerfor Před 4 lety +15

      Technically speaking, it's mostly Stalin

    • @djofftheshit
      @djofftheshit Před 4 lety +25

      He also technically got rid of himself

    • @ross-carlson
      @ross-carlson Před 4 lety +69

      @Bill Ding 1. There's something called "Google", 2. "Fascism is a form of far-right, authoritarian ultranationalism characterized by dictatorial power, forcible suppression of opposition, and strong regimentation of society and of the economy"
      Damn, I didn't realize it was SO SPOT ON for Trump and the Republicans. Wow.

    • @trueblade39
      @trueblade39 Před 4 lety +11

      @@Dropintheocean17 Illusive Man 2020 "Make Humanity Great Again"

  • @Ree_DV9
    @Ree_DV9 Před 4 lety +53

    "Where else you supposed to be earl?"💀😂

  • @Barbramajk
    @Barbramajk Před 4 lety +7

    "All of the people are protesting live in States where there's nowhere to go anyway " lmao

    • @marsgo8938
      @marsgo8938 Před 3 lety

      Trump did not say to literally start injecting or drinking disinfectant, especially the stuff in our bathrooms and kitchens, he was just simply musing at the idea of using disinfectant as some sort of treatment for corona virus infected patients (According to this article, trump may not be totally wrong or stupid about that prospect: www.thailandmedical.news/news/breaking-news-president-trump-could-be-right-after-all-photodynamic-therapy-and-the-disinfectant-hypochlorous-acid-are-interesting-research-prospects
      So in short next time please question the narrative the mainstream media is trying to project to you if your going to listen to their words and do your own research to find the accurate picture.

  • @jenniferjuniper97
    @jenniferjuniper97 Před 4 lety +3

    "cocaine ain't gonna cut itself" gold!

    • @marsgo8938
      @marsgo8938 Před 3 lety

      trump did not say to literally start injecting or drinking disinfectant, especially the stuff in our bathrooms and kitchens, he was just simply musing at the idea of using disinfectant as some sort of treatment for corona virus infected patients (According to this article, trump may not be totally wrong or stupid about that prospect: www.thailandmedical.news/news/breaking-news-president-trump-could-be-right-after-all-photodynamic-therapy-and-the-disinfectant-hypochlorous-acid-are-interesting-research-prospects
      So in short next time please question the narrative the mainstream media is trying to project to you if your going to listen to their words and do your own research to find the accurate picture.

  • @yohon8977
    @yohon8977 Před 4 lety +749

    He said something so stupid it was almost presidential I love it that's going to be my new one.

    • @josegomez1682
      @josegomez1682 Před 4 lety +2

      Yo Hon hahaha I read this carefully then it made me laugh 😂

    • @ValerieJNorse
      @ValerieJNorse Před 4 lety +4

      What did Giuliani say? I haven't seen any clips.

    • @webranger1962
      @webranger1962 Před 4 lety +2

      It wasn't as stupid as this skit.

    • @foxybrown5715
      @foxybrown5715 Před 4 lety

      CZcams vids: 1) "IMPORTANT: California Doctors Erickson and Massihi Press Conference" (by Tracy Beanz Channel).
      2) "The CFR Controls The American News/Media (by Kris D. Channel).
      #DrRashidButtar #NetMostWantedChannel #AmazingPollyChannel #CitizensInvestigativeReportChannel #WokeSocietiesChannel #SpaceShot76Channel #TRUreportingChannel #weekendwarriorchannel #LincolnKarimChannel #TheCitadel #WhereWeGo1WeGoAll #WWG1WGA #TheGreatAwakening

    • @celerywarrior6493
      @celerywarrior6493 Před 4 lety

      - 'We heard from DHS on Thursday, say that sunlight, increased temperature & humidity could have an effect on killing the virus --- in the air & on surfaces. And the president is spit balling & asking questions; would it be possible to to maybe target the virus --- a cure using certain ingredients, or using sunlight. You didn't think that the president was putting anyone in danger, did you?' ~ Jesse Watters/FoxNews
      - 'No. he gets new information --- he likes to talk that through out loud & really have that dialog. So, that's what dialog he was having. I think he just saw the information at the time, immediately before the press conference & he was still digesting that information --- the president has always put health & safety first. I think you can see that in the way that he was supportive of slowing the spread guidelines --- knew the impact that would have on the economy, yet he realized that health & safety of Americans was his number one interest & responsibility & that is what he did first & what he continues to do as we begin to open up' ~ Deborah Birx, MD/Coronavirus Task Force

  • @minnesotanghost
    @minnesotanghost Před 4 lety +230

    The President Clean Photoshop had me dying!

    • @daviddelaney2407
      @daviddelaney2407 Před 4 lety +2

      It was the Sean Hannity joke that caught me offguard. Good thing I wasn't sipping my Dr Wow _right_ then.
      --Dave, keyboards are expensive

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 Před 4 lety

      That's an actually well-done Photoshop. Usually SNL's Photoshops are really good or laughably amateur (though, for the latter, that only applies to the older episodes that were made back before Photoshop existed).

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi Před 4 lety

      Here’s another one for you, not as clean but probably more apt for president 💩: cheezburger.com/9471687936

    • @CityPlannerPlaysChair
      @CityPlannerPlaysChair Před 4 lety +2

      He actually looks better bald

  • @JohnSmith-kz8yo
    @JohnSmith-kz8yo Před 4 lety +4

    "It’s like eating a spoonful of Drano. Sure, it’ll clean you out, but it’ll leave you hollow inside.’

  • @Annie-zd6rn
    @Annie-zd6rn Před 4 lety +47

    Dr Birx: "I'm shocked that this is still in the news when we should be looking at the bigger picture."
    She's protecting her job by making that statement. Her ass was sitting in her seat cringing and twisting about to piss her depends when Trump asked about injecting disinfectant into the body.

    • @rosiegalvan5069
      @rosiegalvan5069 Před 4 lety +10

      Lost respect for Dr. Birx. She needs to stand up for the truth regardless of what Trump might do to her. If she dared to stand up to him, he would back down because he's such a coward. And if she does lose her job, I'm sure she can find another one with much less stress anywhere in the world. She needs to keep her self-respect. Dr. Fauci has.

    • @IAmHereForeve
      @IAmHereForeve Před 4 lety

      @@rosiegalvan5069 I'm sure she would find a job making more money also. But I guess change is hard fro everyone.

    • @Steeksify
      @Steeksify Před 4 lety +3

      @@IAmHereForeve Don't they say, "It's better the devil you know?" Meaning, you'd choose what you know, even if it's bad, over risking a situation that could be even worse. She has no guarantee things will work out alright.
      That doesn't mean protecting her own ass here is moral or ethical, though.

    • @rosiegalvan5069
      @rosiegalvan5069 Před 4 lety +3

      @@IAmHereForeve This has nothing to do with change being hard for someone. It does have to do with self-respect and telling the truth to the American people and not cowering to Donald Trump.

    • @IAmHereForeve
      @IAmHereForeve Před 4 lety

      @@rosiegalvan5069
      I am just sayingvthat if it was me I would just say.." Do I really need this BS? And move on".

  • @SeleneEsc
    @SeleneEsc Před 4 lety +301

    Losing the weird “live” laughter was a good move.

    • @KatrinaE11
      @KatrinaE11 Před 4 lety +28

      Bring it back...just lower the noise level

    • @Melanie-wi9is
      @Melanie-wi9is Před 4 lety +37

      I kinda miss it. I almost don't know "when" to laugh without it. That begs the question...is it actually even funny to me? 🧐

    • @GuardianReborn_ArcBladeDancer
      @GuardianReborn_ArcBladeDancer Před 4 lety +22

      Selene Esc nah the shit hella awkward with out anyone listening

    • @lorddragoono
      @lorddragoono Před 4 lety +12

      They dont add a laugh track on snl that's a real audience but without it I feel like I actually laughed out loud.

    • @thrashpondopons2776
      @thrashpondopons2776 Před 4 lety

      Not altogether sure they are joking anymore!

  • @petemavus2948
    @petemavus2948 Před 4 lety +23

    Colin and Michael, having always enjoyed your segment most of all, I had no idea I'd find the from home versions even funnier and refreshingly real. Thank You and stay well... Everyone reading this too !!!

  • @corakessler8568
    @corakessler8568 Před 4 lety +3

    For some reason Che’s Madea shirt is making me laugh so much

    • @marsgo8938
      @marsgo8938 Před 3 lety

      trump did not say to literally start injecting or drinking disinfectant, especially the stuff in our bathrooms and kitchens, he was just simply musing at the idea of using disinfectant as some sort of treatment for corona virus infected patients (According to this article, trump may not be totally wrong or stupid about that prospect: www.thailandmedical.news/news/breaking-news-president-trump-could-be-right-after-all-photodynamic-therapy-and-the-disinfectant-hypochlorous-acid-are-interesting-research-prospects
      So in short next time please question the narrative the mainstream media is trying to project to you if your going to listen to their words and do your own research to find the accurate picture.

  • @raquelo.7035
    @raquelo.7035 Před 4 lety

    So much funnier now that it’s just your jokes landing. Loved it!!!

  • @jaedalopes5468
    @jaedalopes5468 Před 4 lety +61

    che got all the jokes cuz his madea shirt gave him powers 😭🤣

  • @TheCumberCoIlective
    @TheCumberCoIlective Před 4 lety +34

    I love that even quarantine cannot stop great shows from happening.
    Life finds a way

  • @nataliegibson495
    @nataliegibson495 Před 4 lety +1

    This felt extra savage and I’m here for it!!

  • @sofiabarrera4674
    @sofiabarrera4674 Před 4 lety +62

    Let's be honest, when Che said "Rednecks" it wasn't a mistake...

    • @37dcaldart
      @37dcaldart Před 4 lety +2

      Way to bully people and be a racist. Good for you.

    • @paradisepipeco
      @paradisepipeco Před 4 lety +7

      @@37dcaldart Way to cry like a little brat. Like all you mindless twits, you love to dish it out but you just can't take it. That's why you are a loser and will remain one. Poor fragile little snowflake. All your bigotry comes home to roost, genius. We know who the bullies are, don't we. And we know who the racists are as well. Try all you like to hide behind the Bible and flag. See how that works out..

    • @sothathappened
      @sothathappened Před 4 lety +3

      Just like when trump said "inject yourself with disinfectant" he wasn't being sarcastic.....

    • @paradisepipeco
      @paradisepipeco Před 4 lety +1

      @@sothathappened He was being the selfless and dedicated tremendous unmatched very stable leader that he is by caring for each and every one of us in trying to bestow his divine guidance of health, light and cleanliness upon us all, his loyal servants. He decreed we must follow this advice as well: czcams.com/video/G8ffkDf0ol4/video.html

    • @zaydapatterson4524
      @zaydapatterson4524 Před 4 lety +2

      @@paradisepipeco it took me way too long to realize that you were being sarcastic

  • @teachingathome2574
    @teachingathome2574 Před 4 lety +81

    1:50 “Fun Fact, if an American Flag and a Diaper are struck by lightning, they create a Sean Hannity.”
    I’m assuming the Diaper was Full.
    😂

    • @debrahelmlinger6256
      @debrahelmlinger6256 Před 4 lety +1

      Diaper baby

    • @WalkerWs4848
      @WalkerWs4848 Před 4 lety

      Where’s this as a meme?!

    • @mavericklane6206
      @mavericklane6206 Před 4 lety +1

      Only a leftist like yourself are a complete disgrace to our republic. And, I'll bet that dementia Joe Biden is a fan of yours, and you're still butt-hurt because crooked Hillary didn't win. By the way, are you taking your meds for your Trump Derangement Syndrome? LMAO!

    • @theairsoftcurmudgeon8579
      @theairsoftcurmudgeon8579 Před 4 lety +1

      I didn't laugh out loud during the skit, but your comment has me rolling!

    • @mavericklane6206
      @mavericklane6206 Před 4 lety

      @@theairsoftcurmudgeon8579 Your face has me rolling. LMAO!

  • @cameronvince1491
    @cameronvince1491 Před 4 lety +32

    I love the way they still pause for laughs even though there’s no one there 😂

    • @marccolten9801
      @marccolten9801 Před 4 lety

      Well you know what is the most important thing about comedy timing.

  • @jimbob1353
    @jimbob1353 Před 4 lety +17

    I have to find out how Che’s neighbor Cathy Anne is doing.

    • @marsgo8938
      @marsgo8938 Před 3 lety

      Trump did not say to literally start injecting or drinking disinfectant, especially the stuff in our bathrooms and kitchens, he was just simply musing at the idea of using disinfectant as some sort of treatment for corona virus infected patients (According to this article, trump may not be totally wrong or stupid about that prospect: www.thailandmedical.news/news/breaking-news-president-trump-could-be-right-after-all-photodynamic-therapy-and-the-disinfectant-hypochlorous-acid-are-interesting-research-prospects
      So in short next time please question the narrative the mainstream media is trying to project to you if your going to listen to their words and do your own research to find the accurate picture.

  • @danandam7100
    @danandam7100 Před 4 lety +1

    I waited for this. Thank you for this.

  • @mariantopham6907
    @mariantopham6907 Před 4 lety +52

    So that's how Sean Hannity occurred! 😂😂😂

    • @Bill_Garthright
      @Bill_Garthright Před 4 lety +2

      Yeah, I never would have believed it. I mean, wouldn't it have to be a _Confederate_ flag, instead? :)

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi Před 4 lety +2

      Bill Garthright No, that’s how you get Steven Miller.

  • @DreamingCatStudio
    @DreamingCatStudio Před 4 lety +48

    Good call “opening” states. At least your hair will look nice when you’re wheeled into ICU.

    • @02chevyguy
      @02chevyguy Před 4 lety

      But you have to choose the right hair color.

    • @xspartah6992
      @xspartah6992 Před 4 lety

      Forty Six I agree with you. I think we should open up because it will collapse if we do not open up.

    • @trippytrellis7033
      @trippytrellis7033 Před 4 lety +1

      Don't forget the tattoo parlors are opening too😂😷😂😱How can you practice social distancing while getting a tattoo?😵

    • @marsgo8938
      @marsgo8938 Před 3 lety

      Trump did not say to literally start injecting or drinking disinfectant, especially the stuff in our bathrooms and kitchens, he was just simply musing at the idea of using disinfectant as some sort of treatment for corona virus infected patients (According to this article, trump may not be totally wrong or stupid about that prospect: www.thailandmedical.news/news/breaking-news-president-trump-could-be-right-after-all-photodynamic-therapy-and-the-disinfectant-hypochlorous-acid-are-interesting-research-prospects
      So in short next time please question the narrative the mainstream media is trying to project to you if your going to listen to their words and do your own research to find the accurate picture.

    • @idalarsen2540
      @idalarsen2540 Před 3 lety

      @@marsgo8938 If you watched the press conferance where he said that, you could clearly tell he was serious.. thinking he was smart. It's not the media blowing it out of proportion at all.

  • @VikingTerror
    @VikingTerror Před 4 lety

    Love the subtle chuckle in the background that's barely noticeable unless you got headphones at 3:02. I chuckled too at that joke and wondered why nobody was reacting to it, until I heard it the 2nd time.

  • @vidyasonavane9602
    @vidyasonavane9602 Před 4 lety +3

    Want applaud Michael Che to pay rent for 180 grandma’s friends. He might be rich but not filthy rich like Kanye west, but still went ahead with such big amount. That’s very applaudable! Thank u Michael! God bless u!

    • @marsgo8938
      @marsgo8938 Před 3 lety

      trump did not say to literally start injecting or drinking disinfectant, especially the stuff in our bathrooms and kitchens, he was just simply musing at the idea of using disinfectant as some sort of treatment for corona virus infected patients (According to this article, trump may not be totally wrong or stupid about that prospect: www.thailandmedical.news/news/breaking-news-president-trump-could-be-right-after-all-photodynamic-therapy-and-the-disinfectant-hypochlorous-acid-are-interesting-research-prospects
      So in short next time please question the narrative the mainstream media is trying to project to you if your going to listen to their words and do your own research to find the accurate picture.

  • @DCMarvelMultiverse
    @DCMarvelMultiverse Před 4 lety +77

    I love how he told the truth on the protesters. Telling the truth.

    • @kbanghart
      @kbanghart Před 4 lety +2

      Yeah, protesters carrying guns are SO much more effective than regular protesters.
      🤔

    • @cheerwhiner7829
      @cheerwhiner7829 Před 4 lety +1

      I agree... those people are stupid for wanting to go back to work so they can buy food and pay their bills. They are idiots. 👍

    • @cheerwhiner7829
      @cheerwhiner7829 Před 4 lety +1

      The Bronze Age of DC Comics I agree... they are NOT protesting how to handle the virus, they are protesting the virus itself. This has been going on for what, six weeks now, and there is only ONE way to handle this thing- shut everything down, keep ALL people at home all the time. I agree, that makes PERFECT sense to me. 🙄

    • @cheerwhiner7829
      @cheerwhiner7829 Před 4 lety

      Wayne Bryan Sweden didn’t shut ANYTHING down- about 19,000 cases- about 2,200 deaths. There’s more than 1 way to attack a problem. Shhhh! Let’s just forget these numbers.

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi Před 4 lety +1

      Bad Harmonics That’s 81,000 WORLDWIDE from H1N1, only a fraction of that in the US because Obama’s action kept it from getting worse. On the other hand, we’re close to 81,000 dead in the US ALONE from Covid-19, and the inaction and ineptitude of the steaming pile of Trump is actively MAKING IT WORSE.

  • @lcsmpum4182
    @lcsmpum4182 Před 4 lety +29

    Bruh its much more awkward without the laughing in the background.

    • @awanordin
      @awanordin Před 4 lety +1

      yeah well last time they had someone laughing in the background, everyone complaint

  • @quinnrollen
    @quinnrollen Před 4 lety

    Thank you fellas! Keep it coming!!

  • @tiffanyholland9835
    @tiffanyholland9835 Před 4 lety

    LMAO, I wish you could hear my laughter, especially the Madea Shirt lol

  • @Cryptonymicus
    @Cryptonymicus Před 4 lety +21

    Landlord: How come you didn't pay the rent?
    Tenant: I was just being sarcastic.

  • @alanacollins5675
    @alanacollins5675 Před 4 lety +20

    He said cocaine ain't gonna cut its self😂😂😂

  • @ahmadtamim4599
    @ahmadtamim4599 Před 4 lety

    These guys are amazing. I have been following them since the internet appeared in home country. I live in SoCal and enjoying following them every weekend.

  • @kareninva5486
    @kareninva5486 Před 4 lety

    Nice job, guys! You don't need that canned laughter ... so much better this week. Love you both!

  • @hannahsoapy92
    @hannahsoapy92 Před 4 lety +22

    That Sean Hannity joke had me spitting out my drink

  • @aaronburratwood.6957
    @aaronburratwood.6957 Před 4 lety +30

    Ah, the comic relief is here! Thank dog for Che & Jost.

  • @KittySnicker
    @KittySnicker Před 4 lety +4

    Y’all got your background back! It’s like old times!

  • @rubyfirefly2582
    @rubyfirefly2582 Před 4 lety +1

    "I'm being sarcastic...obviously." LOL

  • @KJ-hg5ck
    @KJ-hg5ck Před 4 lety +42

    "Cocaine ain't gonna cut itself. " Che
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @gutspraygore
    @gutspraygore Před 4 lety +54

    "Breastfeed their teenagers."
    lol!

    • @tonibercha7045
      @tonibercha7045 Před 4 lety +3

      gutspraygore I was eating soup. That wasn’t a good moment for me.

  • @wrinklies2167
    @wrinklies2167 Před 4 lety

    Your sarcasm is Funny 😂

  • @duditsgrey5148
    @duditsgrey5148 Před 4 lety +2

    Oh man this update had me crying.

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl Před 4 lety +136

    It was a sign of desperation. He knows his old magic bullet hydroxychloroquine aint gonna work. So he needs a new magic bullet. And he can actually pronounce this one.

    • @glennwelsh9784
      @glennwelsh9784 Před 4 lety +3

      @@FlameOnTheBeat Exactly. He'll suggest anything if he thinks there's a chance that it might make the coronavirus go away quicker so he can go back to bragging about how great the economy is for the election. He figures that nothing else that he says or does matters in November, just as long as he can take credit for people having more money in their pockets.

    • @Sixstringman
      @Sixstringman Před 4 lety

      Worked well enough to save a democrat congresswomen. Leftists would prefer she died so they could blame Trump.

    • @McQueenPress
      @McQueenPress Před 4 lety

      Very likely, he knows that he did enough to build awareness and that for political reasons, its in everyone's best interest that he stop talking about it. But the HCQ cocktail is still being sent to state and local governments free of charge. They are requesting it to build stockpiles because local doctors and patients have requested it. HCQ does have to include zinc as part of the cocktail, otherwise it is ineffective. www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2020/04/27/coronavirus-states-stockpile-hydroxychloroquine-drug-trump-touted/3031660001/

  • @TheMk1960
    @TheMk1960 Před 4 lety +20

    "Why does Giuliani look like Mickey Rooney in Breakfast at Tiffany's?" LMAO

    • @marsgo8938
      @marsgo8938 Před 3 lety

      trump did not say to literally start injecting or drinking disinfectant, especially the stuff in our bathrooms and kitchens, he was just simply musing at the idea of using disinfectant as some sort of treatment for corona virus infected patients (According to this article, trump may not be totally wrong or stupid about that prospect: www.thailandmedical.news/news/breaking-news-president-trump-could-be-right-after-all-photodynamic-therapy-and-the-disinfectant-hypochlorous-acid-are-interesting-research-prospects
      So in short next time please question the narrative the mainstream media is trying to project to you if your going to listen to their words and do your own research to find the accurate picture.

  • @tlaws1000
    @tlaws1000 Před 4 lety +3

    “Cocain’s not gonna cut itself” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @oliviahoover2065
    @oliviahoover2065 Před 4 lety

    I did not know how much my psyche needed the live laughter to know when a joke was funny until now

  • @kamomile_tea
    @kamomile_tea Před 4 lety +63

    "But if you're protesting in rural Texas or South Carolina where else would you even be?"
    Ouch, as a South Carolinian, I knew this was coming, but it still hurt. It's 100% true too. There's *more* people out in my small town then there ever was before, corona or not.

    • @Cryptonymicus
      @Cryptonymicus Před 4 lety

      Do they even have basements in SC or TX?

    • @bobhanson1037
      @bobhanson1037 Před 4 lety +2

      @@Cryptonymicus in SC, not really. Yeah no one was really out when I lived there a few years ago, but magically now everyone wants to go out.

    • @kamomile_tea
      @kamomile_tea Před 4 lety

      @@Cryptonymicus ironically, no. No one in SC has basements.

    • @PeterAlagna
      @PeterAlagna Před 4 lety

      The people would rather be at work.... no one is protesting because they want to go shopping at the mall or see a movie. Workers have no income and they want to get back to work.

    • @taino20
      @taino20 Před 4 lety +1

      @@PeterAlagna I totally understand that, but these people should realize that they might die, and infect and kill other people, especially, their loved ones. There has to be a balance between public health and the economy. I fully understand that it is difficult to not have any income, but there needs to be a balance and not a protest that is dangerous and extends the lockdown.

  • @jemmas.4977
    @jemmas.4977 Před 4 lety +113

    "Anti-vaxxers are worried that if they get the virus, they may not get the chance to breast feed their teenagers"😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @carolinew302
    @carolinew302 Před 4 lety

    🙌🙌 I miss you guys sooooo much! Like SNL in total!!

  • @worldpeace4222
    @worldpeace4222 Před 4 lety +33

    Somebody should sue trump for giving dangerous advice on tv while giving a news briefing

    • @johnf8877
      @johnf8877 Před 4 lety +1

      world peace maybe you should and that way when you lose you can pay the lawyer fees......

    • @johnf8877
      @johnf8877 Před 4 lety

      world peace maybe you should and that way when you lose you can pay the lawyer fees......

    • @richardjones4259
      @richardjones4259 Před 4 lety +2

      Why don't we just impeach him.

    • @donm3844
      @donm3844 Před 4 lety +1

      I dont see it as dangerous advise, ,maybe the people doing tide pods will try it and we will have a few less idiots who think it will make them high, I love the idea and hope a lot of people try it ,

    • @marsgo8938
      @marsgo8938 Před 3 lety

      Trump did not say to literally start injecting or drinking disinfectant, especially the stuff in our bathrooms and kitchens, he was just simply musing at the idea of using disinfectant as some sort of treatment for corona virus infected patients (According to this article, trump may not be totally wrong or stupid about that prospect: www.thailandmedical.news/news/breaking-news-president-trump-could-be-right-after-all-photodynamic-therapy-and-the-disinfectant-hypochlorous-acid-are-interesting-research-prospects
      So in short next time please question the narrative the mainstream media is trying to project to you if your going to listen to their words and do your own research to find the accurate picture.

  • @karolynbenger5580
    @karolynbenger5580 Před 4 lety +23

    "do you think...another country can come take custody of us?!" Best line!

  • @kryogenica4759
    @kryogenica4759 Před 4 lety +13

    That KFC line was freaking sweet!

  • @deweycheatum-howe9000
    @deweycheatum-howe9000 Před 4 lety +35

    ***4 YEAR OLD BABY HIDES IN CLOSET TO AVOID QUESTIONS***

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi Před 4 lety

      Actually he was quarantined: cheezburger.com/9471687936

    • @jazmorgann
      @jazmorgann Před 4 lety +1

      @@Chunkboi quarantined in the closet... So did he come out of the closet after 14 days 😂?

    • @marsgo8938
      @marsgo8938 Před 3 lety

      trump did not say to literally start injecting or drinking disinfectant, especially the stuff in our bathrooms and kitchens, he was just simply musing at the idea of using disinfectant as some sort of treatment for corona virus infected patients (According to this article, trump may not be totally wrong or stupid about that prospect: www.thailandmedical.news/news/breaking-news-president-trump-could-be-right-after-all-photodynamic-therapy-and-the-disinfectant-hypochlorous-acid-are-interesting-research-prospects
      So in short next time please question the narrative the mainstream media is trying to project to you if your going to listen to their words and do your own research to find the accurate picture.

  • @ridethewavelet8987
    @ridethewavelet8987 Před 4 lety

    These guys killed! So funny, great job

  • @CJ-lt2vf
    @CJ-lt2vf Před 4 lety +11

    Stay safe everyone. I definitely needed this laugh tonight. Thanks SNL!

  • @dalekdx
    @dalekdx Před 4 lety +90

    I'm glad I stopped taking health advice from people who look at the sun during an eclipse or might have fallen for it.

    • @metalman8893
      @metalman8893 Před 4 lety

      Im glad you are into tide-pod eating. Keep it up girl

  • @nnamdinwaneri406
    @nnamdinwaneri406 Před 4 lety

    Brilliant guys! Jokes are on point!

  • @sheilawolk
    @sheilawolk Před 4 lety

    these lines were GREAT! hahahahh hahhah ahhhaha

  • @lindseystein9676
    @lindseystein9676 Před 4 lety +97

    What’s even more hilarious than trump’s bizarre suggestions, is the fans trying to say “he was being sarcastic.”

    • @kbanghart
      @kbanghart Před 4 lety +14

      Yes, on the one hand they say, they love him because he tells like it is. And then turn around and say he was being sarcastic. So, when is he being real?

    • @lukeferrell7931
      @lukeferrell7931 Před 4 lety

      He was probably being sarcastic.

    • @jeremynewcombe3422
      @jeremynewcombe3422 Před 4 lety +4

      Zesty Lemon 1. He wasn't 2. If he was being sarcastic, that may even be worse.

    • @malaislinn
      @malaislinn Před 4 lety +3

      And even if he was, why would being sarcastic about that be any better? There's no good reason to say the things he said.

    • @theschneider9716
      @theschneider9716 Před 4 lety

      Watch the actual statement. He didn't say to inject it, he asked the doctors beside him if they were working on something, like Lysol, that would be injected into the body and kill the virus like chemotherapy.

  • @Captainalternate
    @Captainalternate Před 4 lety +232

    WHY IS NOONE ADRESSING THE MADEA SHIRT CHE IS WEARING?!?

    • @Sairin13
      @Sairin13 Před 4 lety +29

      Oh God, Tyler Perry is off quarantined somewhere and you know he has nothing better to do than write, we are definitely going to see some kind of Madea Lockdown movie after this is all over, "Look at these fools out without masks, I ain't about to catch the c'rona, because y'all being stupid"

    • @KathleenFeliciano
      @KathleenFeliciano Před 4 lety +5

      @@Sairin13 I wonder, though, if Madea is more likely to call it, no sorry, her*, Ms. Rona.

    • @JEiowan
      @JEiowan Před 4 lety +2

      Sairin13 - -OMG, thank you, Sairin! Precious good Medea impersonation there. I spit laughed on this one 😂😂😂🙏🏽.

    • @snosrfr71
      @snosrfr71 Před 4 lety

      probably because we don't give a fuck.

  • @nebulousisgod
    @nebulousisgod Před 4 lety +2

    Damn, I feel these jokes. I feel em hard.

  • @Herowebcomics
    @Herowebcomics Před 4 lety +18

    "There are more important things then living!'
    Like making money?!
    Well, you can't do that if your dead!

    • @elyssay3157
      @elyssay3157 Před 4 lety +4

      But other people can keep making money when you die. That's what those people care about.

    • @marsgo8938
      @marsgo8938 Před 3 lety

      trump did not say to literally start injecting or drinking disinfectant, especially the stuff in our bathrooms and kitchens, he was just simply musing at the idea of using disinfectant as some sort of treatment for corona virus infected patients (According to this article, trump may not be totally wrong or stupid about that prospect: www.thailandmedical.news/news/breaking-news-president-trump-could-be-right-after-all-photodynamic-therapy-and-the-disinfectant-hypochlorous-acid-are-interesting-research-prospects
      So in short next time please question the narrative the mainstream media is trying to project to you if your going to listen to their words and do your own research to find the accurate picture.

  • @JohnWick-su2nh
    @JohnWick-su2nh Před 4 lety +5

    “I love my wife, but I keep my gun under my pillow just in case.” Lmfao

    • @marsgo8938
      @marsgo8938 Před 3 lety

      trump did not say to literally start injecting or drinking disinfectant, especially the stuff in our bathrooms and kitchens, he was just simply musing at the idea of using disinfectant as some sort of treatment for corona virus infected patients (According to this article, trump may not be totally wrong or stupid about that prospect: www.thailandmedical.news/news/breaking-news-president-trump-could-be-right-after-all-photodynamic-therapy-and-the-disinfectant-hypochlorous-acid-are-interesting-research-prospects
      So in short next time please question the narrative the mainstream media is trying to project to you if your going to listen to their words and do your own research to find the accurate picture.

  • @leafire3
    @leafire3 Před 4 lety +81

    The difference in police reaction to these armed white protestors and unarmed black protestors shows the systematic, societal, pervasive prejudice in America.

    • @4raven242
      @4raven242 Před 4 lety

      A protest doesn't evolve anyone getting hurt, no buildings being burned down, no shops being broken into, no police being spit on or anything being thrown on them. No cars being tipped over, no one being shot. A riot involves all of those things...I prefer a protest myself.

    • @ktoth29
      @ktoth29 Před 4 lety

      I agree; short fat stupid and ugly people will never have it as good as tall athletic smart and good looking people.

    • @TheNN
      @TheNN Před 4 lety +3

      The other replies to your comment kinda prove your point too.

    • @leafire3
      @leafire3 Před 4 lety

      @@4raven242 Good point. I would tend to agree. Perhaps the difference doesn't reveal as much as I initially thought even if what I thought was revealed may be true.

    • @bonnys3015
      @bonnys3015 Před 4 lety

      I don't think the police are all that excited about the armed protesters, tbh.

  • @larrymosher5045
    @larrymosher5045 Před 4 lety +1

    Weekend update,my favorite part of SNL.

  • @stevenfranks3131
    @stevenfranks3131 Před 4 lety

    "Where else would you even be, Earl?" 😄