WAY too well written and coherent to be ep 9. An entire minute went by without a character saying, in code, "Fuck Rian Johnson and everything he said, you're gonna sit here for 2 hours and watch how none of what he said counts and only what I, JJ Abrams say, counts."
no, no, this couldn't have been a first draft for episode 9 because it was better than episode 9, and there's no way they'd intentionally make it worse.
At least he's a bit sorry about it. He could have been all Rey: "I almost got eaten by a bird" Luke: "Yes that was the point. I put bird seed in your bag"
if she couldnt read then her name wouldnt be rey and i guess your referring to luke because of the book luke skywalker cant read but he actually can theres a scene in the movies where hes in an X wing with R-2 and hes communicating with him by reading the transcript
Bird Schitt apparently the helmet that she wears at the beginning of the film when she is eating the bread says Rey in aurabesh in the top right corner so it's probable that she got her name from here...
@@Kaliosthesecond Same. But it didn't bother me because, as is trademark of Abrams directorial style, I knew I wasn't going to remember anything that happened in the movie once I left.
Its real, I have a real beard that just looks like that one. I haven't shaved in a very long time, and I sleep face down so it is flat and I don't wash it so it is very grassy so it doesn't feel like a beard but I'm pretty sure it is.
No..i actually really really wanted her to be a nobody. It would have made her relatable to all of us, as if we could be something instead of all of this just being about "legends and legacies"
@@guywithreallybadchannelnam6184 No she wasn't, everything that was a "Mary Sue" quality was justified within the narrative. In addition Mary Sue is a fanfic concept, it doesn't really work In terms of a film. A Mary Sue would have turned Kylo Ren good and saved the whole galaxy within the first ten mins of a film because there would be no conflict, cause the Mary Sue is perfect in every way.
Nah, (possible spoiler if my theort is right). he's the father but he thought she was dead and Kylo left her there after destroying Luke's temple because he still had light in him.
Oh yes, random girl-scavenger who happens to be so powerful that she can do literally everything, whos parents sold her for bottle and flew away on big expensive ship, who is called by Skywalker's lightsaber...super explanation.
This Reminds me of something that bothered me about the original Star Wars. Have you ever considered how unfair it was that Luke had too go be a farmer on a boring Desert planet with is poor Stern and mundane aunt and uncle? While Leia was sent to live on a beautiful peaceful paradise planet, And was adopted by a rich Royal couple. She even got too become a Princess and leader in the rebellion against the Empire, Luke had to work his butt off farming for moisture every day of his young adult life. I know he had Obi-Wan nearby watching over him but that stillA pretty crap deal for Luke.
who can trust a princess or a politician, let alone a politician princess. That's why she's gonna turn evil and kill her brother. She had no problems kissing dude, even though " Somehow I always knew". SMH. Like father like daughter.
It was necessary to cultivate in him a humble nature, so that he wouldn't be tempted by promises of power and status that would presumably come with turning to the dark side. It worked so well that, not only did he stop himself from killing his father, but also JK Rowling had Harry Potter grow up in the Dursleys' cupboard.
Kathleen Kennedy (Star Wars boss) said in an interview a good while ago, that the main trilogy's are "ABOUT THE SKYWALKER FAMILY." There is no mystery here. She is Luke's daughter. Episodes 1-3 were Anakin's, 4-6 were Luke's, and 7-9 are Rey's. Grandfather, to father, to daughter. Real simple...
Wouldn't that be like an Icebear seeing a Penguin? Jawa: Just because Jakku is a Desertplanet doesn't mean we live there! What are you People?! Racists?!?
@@johannesseyfried7933 Well, I don't personally know ANY Jawas, but I know they have access to the same technology as everybody else on Tatooine, and I've seen them strip a spaceship for parts, so I figure a few of them probably got on a ship at some point. And, somewhere between the original trilogy and the sequel era, one got killed and eaten by a 9-year-old girl on Jakku.
More like how does the joke go over your fucking head? Anakin's hand was cut off, Luke's hand (the same one in fact) was also cut off. The joke is that if Rey's hand gets cut off, then it means that it runs in the family.
+Vivian James Leia's hand wasn't cut off, does that mean that she wasn't a real Skywalker? Maybe Padme had other friends besides Anakin, hardly surprising given how moody he was.
Catubrannos Leia's also not a force-user. In the expanded universe she had SOME force sensitivity, but it looks like Disney decided to retcon that all away. And it's not like they can explore it now anyway, since Carrie Fischer is gone. So until Leia gets into a lightsaber battle, it's irrelevant and you're just stretching things.
Unfortunately I was one of those people who wanted Rey to be a Skywalker… but honestly her being an underdog, not having significant parents and her just randomly being able to use the force makes more sense than her being apart of some special family
As seen in the movie, she was old enough when dropped off at Jakku that if Luke were her dad, she would probably know it. But when the name Luke Skywalker was said, she exclaimed that she thought he was a myth.
+The Good News Channel oh yes that is so true, you can know which one is your baby when it comes out of the vagina without ever looking at, I bet you would never confuse the baby with someone else's baby.
Would she? Four or five years old? I don't remember a great deal from that age. Anyway, he might not have even known of her existence, which would explain why he never went to look for her.
Ok Jenny you’ve convinced me. I’m gonna go watch all the star wars movies in order. I’ve never seen even a part of any of the movies before. But I wanna be able to watch your Star Wars videos and completely understand everything you’re saying 😅
Rey: "Do you know how many times a bunch of aliens just beat me up and took all my food?" Luke: "I dunno." Rey: "It was lots of times. Its a very large number. I didn't learn stick fighting for fun."
"I was offered 60 portions for a droid the other day, and to be frank I didn't even know if that was a real number." I weed a little bit.
dude go work for my free entertainment /s
We need more of your videos!!!
Less urinating, more content creating!
lol weed
Come here from Reddit my friend??
This aged very well
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Oh noo.
LGBTQQIP2SPTBKAUNMAFYT+-± =π÷℅× are gay
"She died of sadness. Ladies do that."
"Yeah, figures."
DAT SHADE lmao
@Ruthlessnoodle the cringe is strong with you, I see
Ruthlessnoodle cringe
It’s a throwback to her padme diss video!
I know this because I just found this sweet baby angel and am watching the entire catalogue of Jenna.
Ruthlessnoodle stfu
...AND THEN IT FUCKING HAPPENED AGAIN!
"I killed a Jawa and I ate it. I was 9." I was laughing so hard at that I had to pause the vid.
Yet, I bet we won't get to see *THAT* on the stage at Disney World during their silly little Star Wars dance off thing... >:(
That one cracked me up bad.
Best line fo sho
I cant imagine a JAWA would taste too great...
I trought this was a parody, now I know it was a first draft of episode 9.
WAY too well written and coherent to be ep 9. An entire minute went by without a character saying, in code, "Fuck Rian Johnson and everything he said, you're gonna sit here for 2 hours and watch how none of what he said counts and only what I, JJ Abrams say, counts."
sybrwookie True. But good.
no, no, this couldn't have been a first draft for episode 9 because it was better than episode 9, and there's no way they'd intentionally make it worse.
@@diablominero well... Hmmmmmm
I am sorry to break it to you, but...
"I was offered 60 portions of food for a droid, and I'll be honest, I wasn't sure that was a real number."
I'm dead.
Matthew Craig Same
That's pretty spooky.
Matthew Craig nice Shgurr pfp
Amazing comment! Faulkneresque.
That beard is so CGI
That was a beard? I thought it was a dewback
It's paper towel
My bad prolly not 😊
I cant believe the budget she must have.
Looks better than Superman's lip
The acting is amazing I kept thinking I was looking at Mark Hamill and Daisy Ridley
Wait... Then who are these people???
You mean Obi Wan Kenobi and Rey?
Daisy Ridley? Naw. This Rey has competent acting.
The script is better.
No, she definitely had more range and facial expressions (stares hard with mouth open)
At least he's a bit sorry about it. He could have been all
Rey: "I almost got eaten by a bird"
Luke: "Yes that was the point. I put bird seed in your bag"
Oh you, Killian.
i love that i read this in your voice.
I fucking love you man
Oh hey it's Killian
And that is Killian experience
"dead, or evil, or both" this lady predicted palpatine in ROS
😂😂😂
@@kungolaf4499 i have achieved gratification from my peers
@@isaac_759 here, have an internet gratification point
I did spend a disproportionate amount of Last Jedi muttering “Don’t be cousins. Don’t be cousins” in every Reylo scene.
Lizzie Bananas comes out she's the grandchild of Palpatine....
Pierre De L'amour 🤭
i mean they kinda are
Jeremy Powell They aren’t related
@@jasonle520 palps and his master Plagueus are the reason shimi Skywalker got pregnant(force pushed back) this has been adopted as canon by disney
Whaddup I’m Rey, I’m 19, and I never fucking learned how to read
Free shavacado!!
That Luke Skywalker impression was on point.
Hair flip and all
XD
literally fleek.
'member fleek?
I'm nostalgic for a time when I thought this was the worst possible direction Rey's backstory could go.
There is a strong family resemblance there.
😆
How did you get Mark Hamill to do a cameo in this video?!
so... she forced him?
....um it's her in a paper beard
+Dillon Robinson no? really?? like for serious? lol
+Dillon Robinson wait what???? I could have sworn it was mark hamill
AlanUSA avd
no i am doctor and that is female woman
"So...why couldn't I stay with you on your Scottish island paradise?"
Fucking brilliant.
It was in Ireland
You should re watch this video
That would be really awesome if Rey really could not read ... that would be an awesome little tidbit.
Finally something she COULDN`T do eh?
if she couldnt read then her name wouldnt be rey and i guess your referring to luke because of the book luke skywalker cant read but he actually can theres a scene in the movies where hes in an X wing with R-2 and hes communicating with him by reading the transcript
+TEVANGAMELTV Dude, that makes no sense.
You implying analfabetics don`t have names or...?
The name would make sense then, she probably heard the terms ray shield and took ray as a nickname.
Bird Schitt apparently the helmet that she wears at the beginning of the film when she is eating the bread says Rey in aurabesh in the top right corner so it's probable that she got her name from here...
proof that low production still kills it in 2016 as well 👏👏
Omfg dawg I was JUST talking about that. I hope the revamp makes it alot better though bc i love scary movies lol
Yeah no just proves that people appreciate quality content no matter the production value
It's inspiring for a content creator like myself with not many resources
+Standardchannel01 fr
Standardchannel01 ew, get out
This would have been better than Rey being a Palpatine, lol
You spelled worse wrong.
@@Sir_Gugharde_Wuglis ok
She's both now for some godforsaken reason
Sjors Hoeijmans I aM aLl DuH jEdI n0w!
What if Rey WAS Palpatine??? What about that, huh?
at least this would've been better than how she actually became a skywalker
right
No
And then the 3rd movie came out and it was even stupider.
Ah, I see we have TROS hater
@@whatthetrend8323 On Jenny's channel? What a mystery!
@@whatthetrend8323 Is there anyone who doesn't hate TROS?
@@Lexivor I loved 7 and 8, even I wanted to leave the cinema watching 9
@@Kaliosthesecond Same. But it didn't bother me because, as is trademark of Abrams directorial style, I knew I wasn't going to remember anything that happened in the movie once I left.
Good news: she is not a skywalker
Bad news: she is a palpatine and calls herself a skywalker
If you look very closely, you'll notice that the beard isn't real...
lol lol 😂
If you look really closely you can see that they aren't on an alien planet.
Its real, I have a real beard that just looks like that one. I haven't shaved in a very long time, and I sleep face down so it is flat and I don't wash it so it is very grassy so it doesn't feel like a beard but I'm pretty sure it is.
Greasy rather than grassy
Go away troll it's clearly real just like Kim kardashian's ass and and Kanye west's sense of importance
Man........... I miss Rey daughter of nobodies...............
But that's just me 🤷♂️
i feel ya
No..i actually really really wanted her to be a nobody. It would have made her relatable to all of us, as if we could be something instead of all of this just being about "legends and legacies"
It’s also not impossible that random people can use the force.
She can count to 20?? Wow, what a Mary Sue!
Ha, stop... I spat out my drink lol
EdUcAtIoN iS a SoCiAl CoNcEpT
bUt sHE BeaTEd KyLo rEn wiTh No tRainiNg!
rainer saying it like that doesn't make it wrong lmao, no matter how much you people insult it, Rey will always objectively classify as a mary sue
@@guywithreallybadchannelnam6184 No she wasn't, everything that was a "Mary Sue" quality was justified within the narrative. In addition Mary Sue is a fanfic concept, it doesn't really work In terms of a film. A Mary Sue would have turned Kylo Ren good and saved the whole galaxy within the first ten mins of a film because there would be no conflict, cause the Mary Sue is perfect in every way.
"Junkyard Slugman"
"I'm 100% sure that wasn't his name"
"Ohhh my God no wonder he doesn't like me"
I was so glad when she was a "nobody" and the franchise took a step away from having a handful of powerful dynastys monopolizing the force.
So this comment aged well
JJ would like to have a word with you
Wellllllll...
Yeah, me too. Damn Episode 9...
It was one of the cooler ideas in Episode 8.
"That wouldn't work."
"Why not?"
"I use the Force."
"Well, you could just... NOT."
Prophetic.
if Rey anyone's daughter i'll completely lose faith in the new trilogy
well, she's got to be SOMEONE's daughter..
gigglz but what if she's like Anakin who had no dad. wait that would be terrible.
yeah but.. uhm... that would still leave her with at least a mother.. or am I messing up what I learned in Biology 101?
You must be very happy
She popped out of the ground like a daisy,
A “Rey-sy” if you will
"It was lots of time" Just got this, she said this because she can't count higher than 20
“Wouldn’t it be dumb if Rey was Luke’s biological daughter?”
“Want to hear something even dumber?”
I mean she technically called it, kinda
you should see her TROS bingo. i'm floored by how accurate some of it was 😳
An adoptee at best.
@@anonb4632 not even at best. Shes literally just an adoptee lmao
@@s0shu342 An unwanted house guest? (House of Skywalker?)
"Oh- she died of sadness. Ladies do that"
You're brilliant OMG
They should just put this in the movie.
Reminds me old school youtube videos with no production value & monoacting, those were the days!!!!
That's what I was thinking, it's not bad thoe
Fenix ReZ | ReZonate
ya,
if you like dry humour like i do, she's pretty good.
+BattleMage its not that dry :v
Literally what I had in mind, like old school Nigahiga or Smosh. Camera + cheesy skit + fun
she reminds me of lonelygirl
This monolouge made me sympathize with Rey more than 3 movies.
FRR
Damm she predicted the ending of rise of skywalker
If Rey is Luke's daughter than Luke is up there with Goku on the list of good guys who are complete shit fathers.
Rey needs a Piccolo
+1994fishcake piccolo was a good dad lol
It depends, can she dodge?
Nah, (possible spoiler if my theort is right). he's the father but he thought she was dead and Kylo left her there after destroying Luke's temple because he still had light in him.
thats lazy writing
Jedi Council sent me here and said this video was amazing and hilarious. They did not oversell it...
Me too. They should get her on the show.
i think the same buddy !!
Deadstar: The Animated Series I think they oversold it a bit. I'm mean she's ok, but shes not hilarious.
This is why The Last Jedi was a better explanation
Jeffery Jones
Thank you
Amen
Indeed it WAS
Oh yes, random girl-scavenger who happens to be so powerful that she can do literally everything, whos parents sold her for bottle and flew away on big expensive ship, who is called by Skywalker's lightsaber...super explanation.
@@user-xx6vy9ri8p TLJ showed that anyone could have the force. Rise of Skywalker was like lol no she's a Palpatine in the stupidest reveal ever.
This Reminds me of something that bothered me about the original Star Wars. Have you ever considered how unfair it was that Luke had too go be a farmer on a boring Desert planet with is poor Stern and mundane aunt and uncle? While Leia was sent to live on a beautiful peaceful paradise planet, And was adopted by a rich Royal couple. She even got too become a Princess and leader in the rebellion against the Empire, Luke had to work his butt off farming for moisture every day of his young adult life. I know he had Obi-Wan nearby watching over him but that stillA pretty crap deal for Luke.
W
Maybe there was something for him to learn through the bad experience. Like a "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger" type of thing?
Luke is the MC, of course he got the zero to hero formula. Who would root for him if he's always a prince who had everything?
who can trust a princess or a politician, let alone a politician princess. That's why she's gonna turn evil and kill her brother. She had no problems kissing dude, even though " Somehow I always knew". SMH. Like father like daughter.
It was necessary to cultivate in him a humble nature, so that he wouldn't be tempted by promises of power and status that would presumably come with turning to the dark side. It worked so well that, not only did he stop himself from killing his father, but also JK Rowling had Harry Potter grow up in the Dursleys' cupboard.
"I didn't learn stick fighting for fun."
Man, I wish she was just Luke's daughter.
She is like... Everyone's daughter now
Some where out in the galaxy far far away, a 9 year old is ordering a Jawa Burger with extra Bantha milk cheese. It's a thing under Empire domination.
Are you sure it's not a Jawa/Bantha milksteak?
This video made me so happy that it surely must be illegal.
i will make it llllegal
JJ: "Yes but actually no... but actually yes".
Kathleen Kennedy (Star Wars boss) said in an interview a good while ago, that the main trilogy's are "ABOUT THE SKYWALKER FAMILY." There is no mystery here. She is Luke's daughter. Episodes 1-3 were Anakin's, 4-6 were Luke's, and 7-9 are Rey's. Grandfather, to father, to daughter. Real simple...
Kylo Ren is a Skywalker and this trilogy is going to follow his story too, unless they forgot about him or Adam Driver's busy
+Jenny Nicholson hi
+Jenny Nicholson I don't think so I think BB8 is a Skywalker Mark it
***** didn't Vader kill you
***** killed you Vader has
This video is literally reddit
This video is literally on the front page of reddit right now.
I literally just came from Reddit.
I have done all these things
FUCK OFF LEDDITORS , LEDDITORS RUIN EVERYTHING
I'm happy I read it all in this thread
I wasn't sure 60 was a real number! THAT IS FUCKING GENIUS!
Why is everyone saying this is about feminism when it's not she's just trying to have fun
+Cool Dude that's the point
Probably because it shows a fleshed out and realistic take on a female character.
+Cool Dude It's a joke, obviously not one that you have the wit to appreciate.
Not Kylie's Friend that's today's soft cock society....if not feminism, its racism or some other garbage designed to keep people arguing
John Garrison Not really. It shows her interpretation, which is different...
Truly, I thought this was going to be someone bitching about how they want Rey to be a Kenobi... thank God.
I'll be fine if she's a kenobi sky walker palpitine ect.
To me, it would only make sense if she's Skywalker or someone new.
+nshed87 honestly idk who her parents are but I know they are only gonna tease it in ep 8
Pat Brady which is a shame. the fact that they're making us wait until IX is tragic.
+nshed87 I know! Im annoyed!
"I didn't learn stick fighting for fun." I need to work this into conversation each day :^)
Why never a nice sunny beach planet? Why always a dessert wasteland? Why?
no ice cream on jakku :(
Her big...juicy.
Dessert? Lmao
+Tree Myers Naboo? Fields and swamps? But that's still not much I suppose
Scariff is a beach planet
"She died of sadness! Ladies do that." 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"I killed a jawa and I ate it. I was 9." Love that line. Too bad no one can make it as a writer anymore without nepotism, you would be great.
Wouldn't that be like an Icebear seeing a Penguin?
Jawa: Just because Jakku is a Desertplanet doesn't mean we live there! What are you People?! Racists?!?
@@johannesseyfried7933 If polar bears and penguins all had access to private jets, I guess, but this analogy is getting weird, now.
@@wtfaiwpodcast How many Jawas do you know that left Tattooine?
I know exactly *two* and both of them are from SWTOR.
@@johannesseyfried7933 Well, I don't personally know ANY Jawas, but I know they have access to the same technology as everybody else on Tatooine, and I've seen them strip a spaceship for parts, so I figure a few of them probably got on a ship at some point. And, somewhere between the original trilogy and the sequel era, one got killed and eaten by a 9-year-old girl on Jakku.
this aged well
Rey- "So, where's mum?"
Luke- "Oh, she died of
sadness"
Haha, classic! Nice callback to Padmé hehe
That was literally the funniest video I've seen in a long time. I laughed out loud more times than Rey can count!
Love this with even more with the new context of the last movie
This could apply to Rey “Palpatine” in TROS now 😂
This was way more satisfying than Last Jedi or Rise of Skywalker
If Luke does that elegant twirl and sassy hair flip in Episode 8 Im going to laugh/sneeze/fart at the same time. This dialog needs to be in as well.
Don't laugh/sneeze/fart, man! You'll die! It's worse than taking the swing all the way over the top and turning inside out!!
Jawas aren't from jakku
neither are charming british girls
know any one that is
Dam she just roasted yo ass
+tom smith Keira Knightley
She didnt roast him, just made a shitty joke cos she knows nothing about star wars
“They better be dead,” 😂😂
This had potential to be terrible, but it was actually very clever.
*jenny
Just like the third movie in the sequel trilogy had potential to be very clever, but it was actually terrible
Bruh moment
She's literally illiterate?
why ?
-She said "I literally can't read"
" I illiterately can't read"
Lol
That awkward moment when this is better than what they actually ended up doing.
Well if she gets her hand cut off in EP 8, then that proves that she's related yo the Skywalkers!
How
More like how does the joke go over your fucking head? Anakin's hand was cut off, Luke's hand (the same one in fact) was also cut off. The joke is that if Rey's hand gets cut off, then it means that it runs in the family.
Chilimanzar Gaming,TheoriesAndMore! It's Skywalker family tradition to have their hand cut off
+Vivian James
Leia's hand wasn't cut off, does that mean that she wasn't a real Skywalker? Maybe Padme had other friends besides Anakin, hardly surprising given how moody he was.
Catubrannos Leia's also not a force-user. In the expanded universe she had SOME force sensitivity, but it looks like Disney decided to retcon that all away. And it's not like they can explore it now anyway, since Carrie Fischer is gone. So until Leia gets into a lightsaber battle, it's irrelevant and you're just stretching things.
haha lol these are great :D
Hi Star Wars HQ!!!
Heyyy HQ
***** Hi TB.PF
Didn't expect you guys to be here! Hi
Yeah it's crazy to see someone making good Star Wars videos and not click bait garbage
Well, yes but technically no...
Wow... in all honesty you look good
+bootleg I understood that reference
+Callie Sullivan lol
In all honesty you're a creeper.
Stop asking the impossible.
Samuel Gonzalez While that is incredibly creepy, I couldn't agree more.
IRISH. It's planet Ireland. Scotland's a whole other planet. ;)
same shit
Arthur Taylor
They ARE very similar though.
Different location. Different accent. Different language. Different religion. They aren't the same.
Scotland is the planet of rocky, windswept moors.
@@faelan1950
I see a Scottish that doesn't like that people see him as a second grade, poor man's imitation of the real Celts, the Irish.
Unfortunately I was one of those people who wanted Rey to be a Skywalker… but honestly her being an underdog, not having significant parents and her just randomly being able to use the force makes more sense than her being apart of some special family
Turns out this would’ve been better
Reasons why her parents still suck for 200 Alex 😂 "for her own good"
I have a new crush. That Mark Hamill, gurl... Damn
DeMat 😂😂😂
Mark Hamill was...18? 21? She's 14.
OmegaPyron ok then
OmegaPyron please stop
Please stop what? Trying to help desperate guys not get arrested? LMAO
I think I like this better than what we actually got, the dialogue is better too
Things that aged well lol
Jenny is actually a top tier comedy writer, try to change my mind.
"My name is Rey."
"Rey who?"
"It's on a 'need to know' basis only."
" I'm Ray "
" Ray who? "
" Ray-venge of the Sith "
everyone saying "why were rey's parents nobody?" this. exactly this.
This was so cute!
Watching this after Daisy Ridley basically confirmed Rey was almost a Kenobi
You are SOOOOOOOO awesome for this!
no worries
No... no she isn't
I fell a sleep whilst watching this video.
THEY SOLD YOU TO PROTECT YOU
Rey: "im Rey Skywalker"
spider-man: "oh so we're using our fake names"
Luke Skywalker is a deadbeat dad
I thought Luke was peeing into a bucket when I first saw the film lol
Do Jedis' masturbate?
+Victor Moregore They don't use their hands but yeah
I can't like this video enough.
Rewatch this video now
“You’re about 4 years to early.”
I think Luke's island was filmed in Ireland.
It is and I've been there it's beautiful! They're called The Skellig Islands.
+Patrick Steinmark nice try, Geralt.
Jordan Bailey Here you go slappy - www.ireland.com/en-gb/articles/destinations/kerry/star-wars-and-the-skelligs/ - I used to live in Kilkee
I was wrong. Can you explain the term slappy?
No worries and slappy is just like "hey brother listen up"....slang
"He/she can see things before they happen. It's a Jedi trait." - Qui-Gon Jinn
“My name is Rey”
“Rey who?”
“Rey Star Wars Episode XI: The Rise of Skywalker”
As seen in the movie, she was old enough when dropped off at Jakku that if Luke were her dad, she would probably know it. But when the name Luke Skywalker was said, she exclaimed that she thought he was a myth.
+The Good News Channel oh yes that is so true, you can know which one is your baby when it comes out of the vagina without ever looking at, I bet you would never confuse the baby with someone else's baby.
That's why you're supposed to leave a distinct scar on the baby's forehead to identify them later.
Would she? Four or five years old? I don't remember a great deal from that age. Anyway, he might not have even known of her existence, which would explain why he never went to look for her.
valar
It makes more sense to me that she is the reincarnation of Anakin than for her to be Luke's daughter.
M. Strain Jr.
If Disney was an Indian studio they just might have gone with that angle.
Rey being illiterate would've actually been a cool flaw or subversion of expectations. Like, of course she would be illiterate. Who could blame her.
Ok Jenny you’ve convinced me. I’m gonna go watch all the star wars movies in order. I’ve never seen even a part of any of the movies before. But I wanna be able to watch your Star Wars videos and completely understand everything you’re saying 😅
Rey: "Do you know how many times a bunch of aliens just beat me up and took all my food?"
Luke: "I dunno."
Rey: "It was lots of times. Its a very large number. I didn't learn stick fighting for fun."
Alternate ending;
"Can I have that lightsaber ba-"
*PSSSHTTTT*
This was brilliant. I lost it at "ate a jawa" :)
IRISH island!
(other than that I really liked the video!)
What so now I'm supposed to RESEARCH things before permanently recording them??
lol don't beg it like a thirsty 12 year old
deleted it is, thank you guys
Check out the video on my page it's sad :(
+AZMudcats5 I went on that island from a boat off the coast of Ireland so I would assume it's Irish not Scottish.