SHIELD YOUR EYES | South Park: The Fractured But Whole - Part 3
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- I don't know if this is allowed but South Park: The Fractured But Whole is getting a LOT weirder
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The saddest parts for me were the dinner scenes. I mean, the New Kid might have extraordinary power, but at home, he's just a kid who has to listen to his parents fight. That's so heartbreaking.
Lol
lmao
Haha (why are we laughing?)
@@goldenpig6453 Haha(cuz thats just south park being south park)
@@totally-not-sketchy793 haha (I agree)
Tweek and Craig were the last ones left in the fight. How appropriate.
Im 100th liker
EXACTLY
So freaking true
its tweek vs craig all over again
Mission o
23:04
It's kinda sad and cute that Tweak says "Craig no!" Right before he gets punched.
Betrayal
one day they will learn the power of masocism i know i did!
Its so sad
😢 those two are my favorites
TWEAK TWEAK TWEAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKK
Wonder Tweek: “ I am Wonder Tweek champion of justice”
Craig “That’s gay”
Wonder Tweek: “your gay!”
Mosquito: "Wait, I'm confused"
Cartmen: haha you’re gay
W Clyde: Wait, I’m confused
Cartmen: your both gay
Butters: hahahahaha
GreatGrandpaBob TV it's SUPER CRAIG!!!
I still find it hilarious when Tweek said 'Go get 'em, tiger' as Craig was attacking him
When you said he said Go Get Em tiger it reminded me of the 2002 Spiderman movie when Mary Jane said that and Spiderman just yeet out the window
@@Eclipse_YT yeET
@@Eclipse_YT Ahhhh, I love Spider-Man. Can't wait to watch Far From Home.
@@Eclipse_YT same
I thought it was kyle that said that
i was expecting captain diabetes' story to be like:
"i used to be a normal elementary student but one day i got diabetes"
@@sombified capital *I* not capital i.
Long story short I got diabities THE END by captian diabities
Poppy Princess Then that’s just kind of hypocritical isn’t it?
@@sombified You forgot the period.
Clyde: *Wait I’m confused..*
Only shows up if he is in battle that’s why I’d did this **
2:26
Jack finds yaoi art.
Jack: Eeeewwwww, gross!
*Three seconds later*
Jack: Oh i can take a shit, Yes!
A man's duty: to always prioritize what man needs. A p o o p
Shit is fun tho.
I think he was grossed out by all the spit or just troma
Dude I read this AS he was reading it lol
I prefer manga myself.
“I’m in the zone!” -Jack, while giving a lap dance
Tweek: I am the Wonder-Tweak champion of justice!
Craig: What? That's gay.
Tweek: You're gay!
Craig: Nuh-uh.
They're both gay. What even is this, lmao.
No they aren’t lol. Rewatch the episode
@@drhater2318 YOU rewatch the episodes
@@drhater2318 well didnt the creators actually announce in an interview that they did like eachother 😂? He said something like because they are only 4th graders they dont really understand but they do like eachother
Killer Bean didn’t Tweek and Craig become gay lovers in one episode and remain gay lovers since then
@@emmaloctober6001 correct
he made craig solo fight tweek and honestly it broke my heart when he said “craig, no!” 😭
😭
Pancake That made me almost cry
😭😭😭
Same :'
Same
I love how Jack is at first dissing Scott, then not two minutes after he meets Scott, he adores him.
Jack: you know how hard it is to pee while wearing a unitard?
Me, who cosplays Mysterion: mhmm.
Izuru Kamukura o h
@@ButterWentDark XD
As just some random adult that wears them as pajamas....yes
Mysterion can kick some ass like holy shit 😳
I love you for cosplaying mysterion
"I will right wrongs and triumph over evil, and that means you!" Tweek, you need to lay off the Sailor moon, I swear.
Sophie Burns I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed!
The *R E F R E N C E S!*
Also "Supreme thunder"
Oh yeah wonder tweek is based off wonder woman so it makes sense he likes craig because craig is basically superman
We need to put his hair up into pig tails.
Hey jack, confusion isn't like charm, confusion attacks the nearest person/thing, including allies and you. Don't get too close when you use it.
R3AP3R V3N0M yes, please see this.
Everyone gangsta till tweek breaks your heart with that "Craig...no"
Sean went through my exact thought process when playing this part.
Sean at first: Oh no, I'm *Scott Malkinson's* sidekick?!
Sean 5 minutes later: Scott Malkinson, you're my favourite.
Jack: I don't want to follow Scott, He SUCKS!!!
1 minute later....
Jack: Scott Malkison is AWESOME!!!
Even later......
Jack: Scott, you're my favourite!!
I think Scott surprisingly became a lot of people's favourite. He's definitely one of my faves.
BeczaBot Yup! Same here! He is one of the strongest buddies and he is so adorable and kind!
same here
He's cool
It's almost like Jack is a human that can change his mind. Also kind of an idiot lol
Jimmy dies so much in this episode.
It's like he's the new Kenny.
Only Jenny's better
Kenny crap
754278642926548 65327
Fuck you.
Are we going to have to fart on his balls too?
sorry Kenny
51:24
That is one of my favorite songs from South Park.
Jack’s face makes it even better.
I like how they casually have representation. Like human kite is an Asexual Gender Neutral Kite Alien. 32:44
??
8oh lmao
@@random_access_memory yh
Jack: I dont wanna follow him tho....He kinda sucks
*not even 3 minutes later*
Jack; Scott Malkinson is awesome!!!
He actually called him Scott Tenorman the first time he saw him, I was quite disappointed.
@@CherryTanker facts
Did anyone else notice during the game even tho they're on different sides, some times when Craig goes to take a turn, Tweek says "go get 'em tiger!"
Its really cute for them as a couple, but its also a Spiderman reference. I just love it. Or how he says "Craig, really??!!" When Craig hits him. Its honestly really sweet.
Yeah! They're adorable
The fact that the kids are more sensible than the adults is shocking … oh btw this is during the part where Captain Diabetes took Randy’s keys
It’s funny how the dad was arguing and without pause said “hey there whipper snapper”
"I hope my Stan didn't make you dress like that."
"No..."
*"Cartman did"*
L
L
L
L
Win
29:39 TFW the character your playing has never talked, but you still understand his emotions through his actions.
Too heartfelt, South Park!
Matt Smith couldnt agree more 👍
Sanguinerose2324 no one wants your terrible online insults they are admiring the game so leave them alone
Salty Angel, he has a point tho he just said it offensively
Salty Angel are you a special little snowflake
Salty Angel I'm autistic. One symptom of it is difficulty discerning emotions through body language. I'm allowed to ask if people are autistic you fucking child.
7:47 Jack: I have 61 might I'm so powerful
People with 811 might: Am I a joke to you
+ me with 815 😂
i had about 900 not boasting i actually have 900 might and i checked i almost one shot the new kid in the new kid boss fight about a quarter of the new kids health gone but MY new kid has low health which don't makes sense because all the stuff i have equipped have health boosts on i have full attack full hp half movement 0 iq and 0 range the attacks i have are the Satanist attacks the flame scythe the heal and attack cloak and the bone hand and my ultiment is the demon king fire and enanched attacks so i do more damage
@@sansthegod2529 you’re fucking liar, listen, the HIGHEST POSSIBLE MIGHT IS 811 MIGHT, did you really think you and @Kasunalnsanity can lie?!
Also I read your text and you sound like a fucking 2nd grader, and you think the word, “Boasting” is gonna show that you’re a BiG bRaIn? Man you are some fucking dumbass.
And can I list all of the spelling mistakes that you made? Ok
1. No capitalizations on the beginning, and no caps on the I’s.
2. No commas.
3. Can’t spell anything correctly.
4. Not a spelling mistake, but why would anyone believe you, with that kind of shit profile picture?
And that is all of the spelling mistakes that I caught when reading this. Have a shit day, dirt bag.
OH, and your name as well, sansthegod? Dude what the hell? What kind of name is that? Your dad, or mom, or both of them must’ve left you man. AND THEN, have a shit day!
23:03
“Craig no!”
“Aaahagagagagagag!”
“Craig what gives!”
"I will right wrongs and triumph over evil, and that means you!"
YEESSSS SAILOR MOON REFERENCE.
I believe there was another one, oh and 2 years late, yaaaay! 😃🔫
“For love and justice, Wonder Tweek!”
I literally died when hearing that 😩
@@firespiritcookie9617 ngl, totally forgot about this comment and video lololol
I find it funny is kriptonight is old people but the first selfie he took was with an old person
XxLucky_ RavenxX *Kryptonite
I typed that when he chose it
Maybe its an attraction to old people you never know...
"Mind, power, speed, land, air. Then the fire nation attacked."
I love Scott Malkinson. He's just so pure and adorable in this game. He's like Butters but an absolute tank.
2:23
"I'm going to the jack. That's what we call bathrooms over here, by the way. Jacks"
bathroomsepticeye???
xD
*C O M F I R M E D*
its cause jack is shit (kidding)
Coolbluewarrior ayyyyyyyy 😂
That explains why my toilet paper is septic safe.
I love how Jack-a-boy man has his own series!!!!
ButterflyColors I know right
.O. He should make anti have a series
Well it's October so it could happen
me too!
ButterflyColors y
Jack: insults Scott Malkinson and says he doesn’t like him.
Jack two minutes later: this guy is the ducking best
51:27
Jacks silent stare if confusion and disgust is priceless 😂
do the tweek and craig side quest
it's ok so do i
more than anything. Creek is my otp. boiii
yeah, it would be really cool to see it. since, i havent seen any other youtuber do the creek side quest.
After u done does quest, the ultimate is op in craig and tweek, and bloody amazing
yes! im so gonna do the side quest !
Jack, raising your "Might" score is drastically more important than the stats the artifacts provide.
right, well the might hints at the better stats, but you are correct nonetheless.
What helped for me was raising critical damage and bonus ally health, especially because Scott and Wendy were my front lines while I confused them and Healed and token would body block me, so lots of health was important
I was joking when I was watching the first episode that he was so strong because he was taking testosterone pills and that is why he had the beard...
Then the Transgender thing made it all too real.
Oh
Lol
What?
@@helmit_kid9755 I believe OP refers to hormone therapy, which transgenders can go through to transition :P
To be fair, he almost certainly wouldn't in elementary school (then again, South Park).
I love how the grown ups are playing along lol
*Jackaboy Man:* _A hero, a player of South Park: The Fractured but Whole, and a guy in a weird suit._
Evil Boobookin put that shit on urban dictionary
Connor McClintick yes lol
TheCzheng no his power source is the boss force!
Evil Boobookin lkkkkkkkk
blue wolf I thought his power came from his arse
some guy: "Go to the city hall, the mayor wants to speak with you"
Jack: "oh shit, that's important!"
and he never spoke of it ever again
Eventually Buttlord gets all of the infinity stones
Time: He can bend time with farts
Space: He can bend space and time with farts
Reality: He can bend reality with farts
Mind: Psychic powers
Soul: His tragic yet confusing Backstory
Power: He gets all of the classes
Dear God
@@geovanyerazo2501 there’s more
@@blu_nades No...
*Assfinity Stones
@@MrDenimLP YES.
Jackaboy man: why did it have to be Scott malkinson.
**Later**
Jackaboy man: Scott, don't let others tell you that you're terrible, because you are amazing.
🤔🤔🤔🤔
50:12 he didn't censor it and the video isn't age restricted but the 1st episode is for some reason
The people who are responsible for age restricting videos often aren't very thorough and just look for key words.
Not restricted for me
I guess he or the editor forgoted to censor it
It was age restricted because Jack didn't censor the contents of Cartman's journal back in Episode 1. Other CZcamsrs did and they didn't get age restricted.
I can tell because I'm 14 and its letting me watch it, but if it doesn't I just change my age
No one noticed tweaks sailor Moon reference? "I will right wrongs and triumph over evil - and that means you!" 19:10
Squidkilla23 I know I can't believe they appreciate magical girls
It made me unreasonably happy that they put a sailor moon reference in there. The guys might've learned a bit about anime when they decided to include yaoi
He even has a headband on 😂😂
Squidkilla23 honestly, that reference made me sooo happy
"Not only am I ready, but I'm ready" Jacksepticeye 2017
"Not only am I up for it, but I'm up for it." Jackseptceye 2017*
“Aha! I’m no ordinary stripper, I am captain diabetes!” Best South Park like fr
Jack: Scott's the worst
10 minutes later:Scott's my favorite
I mean, Jack's not the smartest cookie out there. I was gonna leave a comment asking what his problem was with Scott. I don't watch Southpark so I have no idea who he is but he seems cool to me.
Marshall Blalack he is really stupid in the series. In the game he is really cool. But in the series his diabetes is annoying to some because he keeps talking about it
Ooooh. Well alright then, fair enough. He is pretty cool in the game though, despite the fact he does appear to still talk about the diabetes a lot.
jacksepticeye cool cool dc
Character development! XD
A N D T H E N T H E F I R E N A T I O N A T T A C K E D.
it sure did.
yet he chose psychic... he could've been the F@#$ing Avatar!
but that would land jack into some copyright issues
Atla is the best😁
He's blaster so...he attacked???
18:09 I can’t stop laughing at that moment
I love Craig
Is anyone gonna tell him has avatar looks like Guy Fieri
if guy fieri rolled head first in fresh grass
Wonder tweek: *stands in the back*
Me: are you really going to do that, right in front of my salad?
Jack: makes craig and tweek battle eachother.
Me: are you really gonna do that? Right in front of my salad?
Kayla Mccandless XD
32:06 When he said Scott tennorman I got so triggered😂😂 it's Scott Malkinson Jack
Reminds me of me when I was a child, excluding the Diabetes - I was just naturally hyper as a child
Same, when he was like “oh no that’s Scott Malkinson” I was like “YES!!! FINALLY, HE REALISED!!!”
Was just commenting this haha
Tweek and Craig were the most adorable couple
Jackyboy Man: Jack in Action
I wish it were a real thing, like a movie or a tv series.
*Jackaboy Man is our god*
CultureCrash Long live Jackaboy Man
all praise jackyboyman
*Gasp* CULTURE CRASH :D
I didn't know you guys watched Jack!
CultureCrash quick make a new religion where jackaboy man is god
I'm so tempted to dress up as Captian Diabetes for Halloween, considering I'm a type 1 diabetic 😂
Next Halloween... DO IT!!!
Sqwoosh I'm diabetic too and I almost cried laughing when I found out about Captain Diabetes
My girlfriend and I are going to Comiccon as Super Craig and Wonder Tweek, respectively.
Dressing up as the kids' superhero counterparts is fun!
Sqwoosh well. Sorry to hear that. Hope you get better!
i love skott malkinson (no homo)
i both love and hate how jack never realized that the red pajamas the lil character was wearing during the backstory scenes match his Jackieboy Man outfit
OMFG JACK LISTENS TO BO BURNHAM (I know I shouldn’t be freaking out but still)
Did anyone notice that jimmy could confuse enemies in S-O-T and timmy was the fast travel one in S-O-T and they just switched places in this game, TIMMEH can confuzzle people in TFBW AND JIMMY IS THE FAST TRAVEL GUY!
Jackieboyman= a s u p e r h e r o IN A CZcams WORLDDD LIFE IN LIKESS ITS FANTASTICCC
Dovahkiin The Newkid/Buttlord •TFBW• I didn't realize that
i never noticed
JACK KEEPS MISSING THE YAOI ART ugh xD
Chrissy Senpai I know right?? I keep screaming "IT'S RIGHT THERE" but he never sees it
Chrissy Senpai the heck i didnt see any XD
He Doesn't Have The Mission Yet
PiggieFatNose yes he did, 0:26
who gives a fuck
Jack: *collects yaoi* ewww.
Jack 2 seconds later: *gasps* I can take a sh*t.
Fr
"He`s doing the four way fisting again" Jacksepticeye. after he gave a lap dance
fire-psychic?
JACK YOU'RE DELPHOX
aea S7lay WOW
aea S7lay naw victini had that down before delpox was even a possibility
OMG THIS REALLY TRUE
Pokemon gotta catch em' all
Anyone else binge watching the whole South Park series?
I am
Yes! I went out and bought a bunch of the newer seasons I didn't own in preparation for the game!
same
I just binge watched the first 2 seasons
22:13 Oh my god, Jack! You killed Kenny! You bastard!
No, seriously. Mysterion is actually the immortal Kenny McCormick!
Kenny and Craig and Randy are still my favourite characters
Sorry it took three years, you forgot to use a comma
Wow, that ended up as an epic fight. I was cheering for Mysterion, but… oh well. I should know that no one could defeat SUPER CRAIG.
:P
In my play through, it was Wendy’s op range and Scott’s constant self shielding won me my battles
Cheering for mysterion? You mean kenny
Mysteryion was on the other fricking team
Wonder Creek
The creata of South Park game made this game
He... he farted on another man’s balls
THE GENTLEMAN'S OATH!
HE MUST BE PUNISHED
Laz there not playing stick o truth there playing superhero now ( the rules are different now)
Fool!
A gentleman's oath is eternal!
He already broke the oath back at the end of Stick of Truth in order to beat Kenny anyway.
29:34 you can actually see the pill in his food
26:33 perfect example of cartman and kyles relationship
Your character reminds me of Guy Fieri when he's in his superhero costume
OfShadowsHidden 69 likes lol
1. Confusion makes a person hit the closest guy around them.
2. Go back to Freeman’s tacos and go behind the bar and hit Morgan Freeman
Bro new kids dad is actually funny the way he’s just shouting for like 15 seconds before noticing him and going “-hey whippersnapper”
51:32 FLOOR GANG OOH!
You Missed a Yaoi in Kyle's attic.
Scuttle Gaming He missed Yaoi in a lot of places
Also in Ike’s room
Ike's room and the priest's room too
@@iamsad9107 well there are 40 collectible yaoi in the game and i doubt jack would try to find all of them for the series
jack i really wanna see your reaction for the Craig and Tweek side mission plzzzzz do this plzzzz
Nicole idk why but ur profile pic reminds me of natsuki in dominos dominos literature club ikr ur pink and that I guess that’s why
Oliver Moore "dominos dominos literature club"
Oliver Moore it's Doki doki's literature club actually
I like how the dude taking a pee asked jack if he was a leprechaun.
12:51 oh no, JACKIEBOY HAS ALL SIX INFINITY STONES WE'RE FUCKED
Hey guys! Kenny is Mysterion, right? Just making sure that’s right. Thanks!
pooltergeist yup, he is.
Secretlee Awsum
Cool, thanks!
pooltergeist yeah. That's right
pooltergeist i already now that
I didn't even know lol, now I shout "Oh my god, they killed Kenny" every time Mysterion dies
1:06
Hear Jack rap about weed no clickbait
That’s my jam bro
[Insert Generic Name Here] exclusive
The powers jack picked are the same ones I picked when I played, that's cool.
Jack because of the "gentleman's club" was this video demonitized 😂
Just for context, it's best to be up to date with the series in order to understand the whole yaoi & Tweek and Craig thing they have going on. It's actually pretty fucking cute hahah
Sy De it really isn't.
[abaddonswim] except that's your opinion
Craig's and tweet is so cute the art is freaking the best
It's stupid
Isn't that episode supposed to make fun of shipping?
jack’s outfit is the best part about this entire thing.
28:14
Jackaboy Man was Jacksepticeye all along!!!
I KNOW HIM!!!!
Do you think Jack realised his character looks like Guy fieri with green hair?
Jack go in Morgan freeman's taco's, get inside the counter and smack him 2 to 3 times it's hillarious XD
I think he's impossible to beat too.
no i have seen cartoonz do it... it can be done but difficult
No it's not impossible. It is time consuming though. I battled him and the fight took 30-40 minutes
Merlin Rocke yea I beat my second try it's not hard if you a bunch of max revives and max antidotes
Dude freeman fucking wrecks ass!!!
Jack: I’m a fire-psychic
Me: LIKE DELFOX
GoodGamer 13222 Pokemon
Also it's Delphox
I couldn't think of a specific pokemon but i'm glad you beat me to this comment
GoodGamer 13222 bitch please , fennikin all the fukin way
*finger guns* ayyyy one of my favorite Pokemon!
The heroes:(WON'T STOP THROWING INSULTS AND COMEBACKS AT EACH OTHER)
Me: Jesus christ stop talking, PLEASE!!
Jack: the brutalist ultimate looks like he's gonna punch the shit out of somebody
Me: that's because he is
Jack better do the quest with Craig and Tweek because I honestly love it. And that partly because I ship creek
Abbey Catherine Tweek is not on jacks side
Abbey Catherine same tbh
Jim Glossop yes I know. But there is quest between Craig and Tweek and I think after the quest is done, Tweek joins your side.
jacksepticeye fuck of faker
GOT MYSELF A CHICKEN BURRITO
BRRRRRRAH
Looking for someone who got the reference
But it actually fit for jack
32:27 lol his name is Scott Malkinson and you will soon respect his DIEbetes!!!!! JACK
Thank u so much Sean I was having such a bad night and I needed cheering up so I came here. This definitely did it. Thank u never change🙏🏼💕
Did anyone else see the Super Craig and Wonder Tweek fanfiction ????
Yup! I would be very interested to see what an in-game fanfiction would be like.
yyeepp
The whole Yaoi quest is tweek x craig fanfiction
Anime Aeirth Vlogs what? I did not see it. Where?
No link it
You should’ve opened with “hi! Welcome to raisins!”
"Don't just take that lying down, butt-boy." *cough cough*
I mean I’m sure that’s not a phrase Tweek’s heard very often.
28:08
OML, *Jacky Boy Man* was _famous Irish youtuber Jacksepticeye_ all Along?
This is a bigger plot twist than when I found out Bruce Wayne was actually Batman.