BEATING UP KYLE'S MOM | South Park: The Fractured But Whole - Part 4
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- Time to beat up all the parents in South Park: The Fractured But Whole
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My mom walked in and asked “Is this man an adult”
Me: “It’s highly debatable”
I think your mom takes everything too seriously
Lol
He said forecast words in 40 seconds he’s a bad parent link
DexTeks Gaming
*well yes but actually no.*
he's a boy, our Jackaboy
Sheila: *Calls the police*
Policeman: So some kids were playing a role-playing game in your backyard and when your nephew lost you tried to beat them up?
Sheila: *Yes now arrest them*
Sheila’s a Karen
Police: Okay we will arrest the criminal *handcuffs Sheila*
I have mono
Considering the cops in south park they probably would arrest the kids
I mean, they did set him on fire and slice his skin to make him bleed
I like how Classi ACTUALLY called him Fastpass
Well, Classi *does* have a bit of history with Jimmy from the ad wars, it's possible she has a certain level of respect for him.
Jack: "i wonder what the adults see when this happens?"
Clearly the kids imaginations are so ridiculously powerful that it becomes reality
So is ImaginationLand leaking into the real world during these games or something?
Hey jack, confusion isn't like charm, confusion attacks the nearest person/thing, including allies and you. Don't get too close when you use it.
Ahhhh alrighty then :) thanks
:OOO THANKS FOR REPLYING!
Also if you have protected on while you get charmed it will be a big problem because if you try to hit a charmed enemy when they are protected it does not break the charm, as for confused you cannot attack the confused ally to break it so basicly either try not to get confused if your protected status is on or wait for it to wear off if it applies to a protected target
@@RobertTheGamer8 that was 4 years ago
Lol
"Time is my bitch."
That shall be my catchphrase when I (hopefully soon) get to play this myself lol
Through the power of stanky farts, space and time bends to my will
This is gonna be my catchphrase in my everyday life jus cause it can be
I happened to scroll pass this comment the same time Jack said it 😭 crazy coincidence
Like I am playing this on the switch it won't let me walk up to tree were he is when I do the zl thing on the pin wheel it says nobody found somebody tell me what to do before I start punching shit
I don't understand why it's not fucking working
"You cannot cross without the power of Moses on your side!"
Jack: **forgets he has half a dozen "summon Moses" items**
Jack singing Kyle's Mom's a b**** made me cry tears of joy it's just so beautiful
The smile that slowly appears on his face is just beautiful
Talk to Eric's mom when she's in the kitchen and she will have a mission for you and its funny as hell and will produce a second mission later in the game and its even funnier and makes her sound like a hypocrite for not letting Classi stay there
I she just didn't want competition in her own home
4:25 jack's reaction to spontaneous bootay is priceless XD
Haha
Ddstarboy123 haa
*insert DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN meme clip*
Video title: beating up Kyle's mom
Thumbnail: Randy
Jacks thumbnail: Randy
Title:beating up stans mom
Me that has already seen the episode:.....bruh either you tried to trick us and put stand mom or autocorrect
XD
They're one and the same
@@--46200 one in the same
Capt. Barnacles 🐵🐼🐱🐶🐒🌟✨🌝🌞🌚
I find it hilarious how Randy while completely drunk followed them all the way there and beat the crap out of every mob guy in there
And still didn't just walk to the store to get more Beer instead of driving
Jack, you can change your class at Cartman's house if you sit on the chair! If you wanna get rid of psychic that much.
for god's sake like this so jack sees it
Papa Zeno where were you when I needed you while I was playing the game
Papa Zeno xD
He should change his costume too
Papa Zeno fuck you
gylaj isaki-useini up yours
Classi has always been one of my favorite characters, shes so sassy and doesnt take shit from anybody
One of my favorite moments watching any South Park fan playing this game is when they discover that they have to fight Kyle's Mom...and that they get to do it with one of the best South Park songs as the boss battle music.
4:10 Jack's reaction... Is legendary.
You ain’t wrong
"OH MAMA"
*insert DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMN meme*
"DESIST!!! DESIST!!!"
I know she’s underrated. But who agrees Classi is awesome?
🙋♀️
Shes for sure my favorite side character!
By?
Her summon is cool
In one episode she destroys Nathan in a fight because he called her a low class bitch
7:04 THANK YOU ROBIN🤦🏼♀️
Lol he edited in what he knew everyone watching at home would be yelling at the screen at that moment😂
what was on the screen that was edited out?
@@xplantera Robin edited the tip it give about her interrupting and skipping turns
I'm pretty sure he's busy in jump city or gotham.
37:31 I absolutely love that song and it fits perfectly with the battle
41:07
Who made these captions
WHO
Jack: "That's amazing"
Captions (NOT auto-generated): *THATS A MICKEY CITY*
so disneyworld?
Ermgee Ermegg and Disneyland
😆
25:06 "Enough smell touch."
You can switch your superpowers at any time, just go talk to Cartman.
Like so Jack can see.
he knows already.
SellaRose. Jack doesn’t know he said that he wished he could change his powers because he hates physic powers
Liking this so Jack can see it. Commissioner! Light up the Jackie Boy Man Signal! He needs to know about this!
He fuckin need this spam this shit pls
Davis! Why isn't the Jackie Boy Man Signal up and running? What? You need it to signal Markie Moo Dude?
Why the HELL do we have one signal for TWO superheroes?!
Awwww no matter how many times i see it, when Captain Diabetes dies and is calling for his mom it fucking shanks me in the feels X''D THEY'RE STILL JUST CHILDREN, IDC HOW FUCKED UP THE SHOW IS.
Fae FierceVulpine yeah that was heavy.
God bless you too
i like wolfs ? What’s up with you?
You ever realize that despite being out of insulin you can still use his ultimate. Even thought that would kill him cause that's like 4 times more sugar than the apple juice.
And then he gets farted back to life
"Jack changes back into a superhero after school " "some random kid: How do you do that? that was dumb!" lol
I love how eric just says "ive wanted to do this for a long time" as hes slashing Kyle's face
I rather like the psychic powers, but if you're not into them you can always go back to Cartman to "change your backstory" and pick new powers.
the smile when jack realized he had to fight kyle's mom makes me laugh so hard
37:37 in this moment you can see the realization of what is happenin
At 17:41 it takes him like 3 minutes to figure out to fart on him. If jack had a open note test he would get a 20%
From the timestamp you gave, it only took him 30 seconds
GermanPopTart 64 i think it was cut
jack crafted a new outfit, didnt put it on.
Crafted tonnes of them lol
jacksepticeye put one on next episode
love you
jacksepticeye By the way i have a birthday on 5th of november and you just gave the best birthady present i could ever imagine lol
jacksepticeye Jack Telltale Batman episode 2 is out PLAY IT
jacksepticeye OMG JACK 💚
It would be great if he does the Craig/Tweek quest
He would get a new Ultra and the quest in itself is really great and cute.
Hitsu ikr, I was so disappointed when pewds didn't do it
i hope he does it too!!
Yeah Jack, it's 2017: beautiful yaoi gay boys is not an anomaly anymore. XD
Hitsu #guylifesmattersodothequest....
max power NO U
21:20 I swear if they started playing Red Red Wine for the boss battle I would've popped a blood vessel laughing.
Anyone else love Jackaboyman’s reaction to Bootay? Like he’s confused until he sees her
Okay, can we all agree that Scott Malkinson is a very fun name to say?
You mean "Thcotth Malthkinthon", right?
Ricky Namara Oh, of course! How rude of me.
Jackie Boy Man
Attacks:
Septic Blows
Damages and grosses out an enemy.
Septic Juice
Septic Tank juices boosts allies with attack up and healing
Irish Curse
Jackie Boy Man curses in irish and pisses off an enemy and gives protection to himself
Ultimate:
Speed is Key
Jackie Boy Man beats up 3 enemies at hyperspeed.
Elsa that would be awesome XD
Or would the ultimate be antiseptic slayer?😂
Elsa that'd be fun
THAT’D BE FUCKING AWESOME
YAS!
I've got the feeling that Kyle's mom loves his cousin then his actual son. anyone else. nope. just me
Her son actually has friends, though. There's definitely a reason his cousin wants to be so much like him.
Plop pop look
His
I think Mysterion/Kenny would not mind bravely sacrificing himself to Spontaneous Bootay to save New Kid
If you go behind the counter in free mans tacos and hit Morgan 3 times it will trigger a secret boss fight
Wow
He will beat the living shit out of you
@@darkdovah78 he isn't that hard theres a cheese I found were he will always charm Tupperware so bring mysterion and your immortal you can even damage him if you use your ultimate at the right time
Jack is a mix by spiderman and superhot xD
10:07 JACKABOY! BITES ZA DUSTO!
Ahahahaha! It activated!
Killer Queen has already touched Captain Diabetes
Wait, if he went back in time, why is his apple juice still empty on the floor?🤔
The Official Dutt it's been there a wile
Top ten auestions scientists still cant anwser
He didn’t actually go back in time necessarily, he just glitched time for captain diabetes and the other guy. They’re the only ones affected.
As scary as she may have seemed, as she struck fear and disgust down our hero's throat, *Spontaneous Bootay was no match for Jackaboy Man!*
Except Spontaneous Bootay crushed Jackaboy Man, and it was Captain Diabetes who saved the day.
Shush, the main character always gets the credit. It's for publicity.
All seemed lost as Jackaboy Man fell, but Captain Diabetes could not be bested by mere strippers!
Evil Boobookin neat paragraph
She was pretty thicc
22:13 (facing the wall) jimmy” I’m gonna wreck it out there”
When she’s telling you to come over and her parents aren’t home 26:30
19:05 "That's alot of Pussy!"-JackSepticEye
Kane MaxuisPlaysYT 19:02
*Jackiboyman
Galoxy28 good catch!
XD
Jack noticed the song was playing in the background while fighting aunt Sheila/Kyles Mom
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellll.........................
@This Guy u mean biggest bitch in bichiest History of bitch
She’s a bitch to all the boys and girls!
@@brokenchalk1607 On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch
She’s a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair
Kyle's mom: Tries to beat up children and then have the arrested for defending themselves.
Cartman was right about her.
YEP
Jack : "OH DAMN..OH MAMA!!"
Me :😂😂😂💀💀💀💀
PLEASE do the Tweek and Craig quest
Don't worry, I'm sure he'll do it when it comes up. :)
Yeah it's still early for it to show up AND it's too early for them to ask for new kid.
How bout no
Tweek+Craig=Tweaig
Jamez Martines I'M sure the ship name is called creek, or at least that's the more popular one.
Jaaaaaaaackkk!!! YOU CAN TURN TOWELIE TIPS OFF IN THE SETTINGS! :c
Cornhole12 RBLX You can, but I really suggest you don't. There are a couple of funny bits with Towelie if you leave the gaming tips on, and they're certainly worth the annoyance of Towelie telling you things you already know about the game.
i like them
Ricky Namara I know but he always says "Get out of here Towelie I don't want to hear you!" stuff like that but if he wants to turn it off he can but I'm just Suggesting it...
The greatest part about this is my name is Eric and my aunts name is Sheila irl 😂
4:12 JACKS REACTION TO BOOTAY IS PRICELESS! 😂💞
I'd love to see Jack do the sidequests, because they can be fun
I know that you may think that sidequests are a bit time consuming. But some of the rewards are epic-ish.
You may try:
Super Craig and Wonder Tweek sidequest
Mrs. Cartman's sidequest
You can also, if you are up for it, try fight the secret boss (Morgan Freeman)
I did 17 controllers later
James Hicks yeah, if you walk up to him and punch him like all you do with all the other enemys
I had to look at someone else’s video to find out how to beat him cause, whew man he’s one tough cookie.
MC TEEN ikr, I had to stock up a lot of healing and reviving potions to beat him.
Aaron Yu irk
4:20 LMFAOO THE INTRO FOR BOOTAY😂😂
37:21 the silence says it all from jack😂
I love the spinny thing to change into the costume. It's very much a Wonder Woman style thing (and for y'all who've only seen the movie, look to Lynda Carter. She was in the Wonder Woman tv show and that's how the spin got famous. I saw it online)
I really love the fact that they had put the instrumental of "Kyle's mom is a bitch" song in the boss. its so funny.
I bet the people were all like
ubisoft worker: ok, guys, we need something different when the player has to fight Kyle's mom. any suggestions?
random employee: what about an instrumental version of 'Kyle's mom is a big fat bitch' in the background?
Ubisoft worker: FUCK YES! EVERYONE LOVED THAT FUCKING SONG!
The club might be one of the greatest horde events in this game, and really good in general. She's coming at you, full throttle. You cannot think out your turns, as she will come. The way to win that battle is to just have attacks that move you forward probably
"Oh daaaamn! Oh Mama! Oh Jesus!" I completely lost it right there XD
Fastpass is my favorite so far.
so far? i guess human kite?
Matt Smith i like craig
I personally love Mysterion
I love fastpass
Matt Smith he sucks though lol
buttlord is a nod to timelord because he can timetravel
I'm convinced that all the kids are legitimate superheroes with real powers when they're dressed up at this point.
Can we just appreciate how well 5:29 lines up with the music drop
I love Jack's reaction to one of the Sixth Grader's talking during his outro. His face was like, "Umm, EXCUSE ME! I'm trying to do my outro here. I'll beat your ass in a sec."
Jackespticeye is about to hit 17 milllllliooonnnn whoooooooooooo.
XxKashmoneyxX 01 he deserves every single one
I was about to ask how is that relevant, then I remembered this is a JSE video in the middle of an ad.
Xx_RnG_Blood_xX XD he meant to say woooo
XxKashmoneyxX 0
He already did
Your reaction to Spontaneous Bootay’s appearance is priceless
How did Cartmans mom get the code to the door?
Sw1ft THANK FUCK SOMEONE ELSE NOTICED.
@@lasthourofmay2153 I just fucking realized that, wtf.
This game has a lot of loops I’ve noticed, how in fights do they have their super powers even though they are fighting a real person?
Oh, I don't know. Maybe it's because the lock itself has lines on it!?
I don't know
7:06 Robin made the facepalm 1000x more facepalm
Ali Emre Burlukkara where do you see a facepalm?
Robin?
we as an audience were facepalming genius
the editor
high people are apparently smarter than sober people, who would've thought
jack little tip go to coffe shop on the map and finish side quest of Craig and tweek
oh no he forgot his mask in the fight with randy!
Beats up Kyle's mom but the thumbnail shows Randy XD
I love long videos like this! And especially of The Fractured But Whole
Addi Star boy shut your sensitive ass up
Addi Star never mind I just cried
At 7:10 I love how jack is so giddy its so fucking cute
How can the soundtrack to this be so epic and hype while hes literally skipping time forward with his fart.
24:17 "do not give that fucker his keys!"
at 36:55 when "the Human kite" calls upon the hebrew faith, the words he says translates to Energizing energy (היקמל אשנרגיה)
>Beating up kyle's mom
>Has Randy on the thumbnail
lol what
Whyareyoutakingthetimetoreadmyextremelylonggoddamnusername I know right and why the long username?
Ecto Clan because I can
Jack's new outro:
Let's go, kitties, I've got porn to watch.
Now laugh!29:25
Hey jack, keep hitting Morgan Freeman at Freeman's tacos and see what happens
Isaiah Wright he'll die at this point in the game
Gaming Master Anthony that's ok
9999 health XD
Hell that boss had 9999 health and strong ass fuck so jack will die instantly
*clicks video. Puts down phone. Gets snacks. Forgets about video and turns up volume all way.* TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES
*ear gets blown off*
AlexM edgy teen ^
Edit: he said it was made towards a scam bot's comment that got deleted
Mr. Missus i replied to a fake JSE but the comment got deleted, chill
AlexM
Sorry. If you want to delete or edit your comment, you can press/click the triple dot button in the corner of the comment.
I am legitimately crying from laughter at 4:25. like I literally can't breathe lol
7:18 FAIL😂😂
Jack: Ok! I think we've done enough saving people and fighting crime for today so-
Sixth grader: *FUCK OFF KITTIES I GOT PORN TO WATCH*
Jack: WHAT
The time farts give a new definition to "Za Warudo".
-because Za Warudo makes a dubstep fart noise whenever it activates.-
Toki wo Tomare
Just imagine, Stan having to fight his own dad
Jack: I can't heal myself
Also jack: (has multiple healing potions that he just crafted
7:21 man i love jack's laughter. Brings me joy
I love this part: 7:15 "Go on, scram! I ain't afraid to use this thing..." *Fires gun into the air with a bang* ... *sign CRASHES on top of him... dead...*
I can't stop laughing
2:19 my favourite part.
That’s illegal sir I’m calling the police
~Jacksepticye
32:05 (I'm keeping place of where I left off)
Captain Diabetes is South Parks Saitama. XD
Danny Dan you mean hulk?
No he means saitama
ONE.........FRUIT PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!! XD
Yikes, dudes. Sorry my comment caused so much trouble.....X.X
And no, you guys should not be arguing!
Maybe i should delete the comment, : P save you all the trouble?
I wonder when jack is gonna realize his costume looks like ant man
First reply two years later. Also I agree
Yeh it does that’s what I thought and I didn’t know if anyone else noticed it
@@saddog8087 First reply to you 2 years later.
Jack: that’s illegal sir
Me: that’s a girl so it should be that’s illegal ma’am
PC Principal:
MICROAGGRESSION! How dare you assume the gender of a stripper! I will f*** u up!
25:40 Jack watching and realizing that this will probably not be monetized.😂
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Jack is cool
And so are you
( :
That....doesn't rhyme
super praying mantis gaming yes it does
Revanger Gt jack is cool,cooler,coolest
your so cool jack your just the best youtuber
LOL Oooo Kyles mom
Elitelupus sup
jacksepticeye fuck off
Nice ;)
Don't talk about my mother like that
Hey Elite! I really like your Uunturned content! Keep up the amazing work! ;)
Jack laughing at the guy that got crushed by a sign after shooting it is the best 😂
4:17 his face just trying to member ( get it) who Bootay was, and then the reaction
25:41 love jack reaction