Civ 5: We Love The King Day
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- You can't make everyone happy. But as long as your total happiness is above zero, you'll be fine.
Starring Cesar Riojas and Kyle Sullivan
With Jefferey Neely as Whale Bro
"Living Forever" by JP De Ovando
Based on Sid Meier's Civilization V
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"Why would anyone *love* the King? We don't even have whales. It's like ... give me them."
DEAD
whoaaa official account of sid meiers civ
That's how you know when you make amazing videos when the devs of the game notice your video and comment on it.
Sid Meier's Civilization **New guy walks up**
"You know if the king's army conquers a coastal civilization we could *HAVE* whales."
**Cut to original guy decked out in "We Love the King Day" Merchandise**
Sid Meier's Civilization it
looool
"Do you love the king?"
"No, she's stupid"
Fuck Israël.
***** Wow you're grumpy af
Its Jadwiga.
I wonder if it's intentional or just a Freudian slip.
kfir levy the irony
"Do you know what a whale is?"
"No."
That sounds so bloody familiar. It's weird how your cities start
demanding some obscure luxury that is literally only found on one single
tile on the entire map that you won't even discover until 5000 years
later.
PiousMuffin
Even better, I've had many occasions where they demand luxuries that aren't on my map.
Thats why i play huge maps
City states: want to see petra
Map: Do I need a desert tile?
@@agirimeikawa944
City State: wants to see Machu Picchu.
World: WE HAVE NO MOUNTAINS (I've actually played on a map with no mountains before. It's really weird).
They demand it! That’s it! You have to be married to understand it.
"Do you even know what a whale is?"
"No."
"No..."*
I like the fact it points out the problem with civ 5
owen brady I realised that when you have seen whales or know a city state or civ that has whales your people then know what it is and demand it.
That's why we want them!
Lieutenant Stalin sums up the majority of the we love the king day
When they start demanding silk when my civilization never even saw it, fuck me.
Every time. Can be at 40 happiness in a golden age, and still see 'resource demanded: gold' AND GOLD IS THE MONEY. Why is
The mechanic always chooses a luxury available in the world that you do not have. Therefore, it punishes people who collect luxuries.
The secret is to trade away all the luxuries you can and only get the ones that people demand back for a little while.
Makes total sense.
Then everyone just demands cloves and Jakarta is stingy, so you're screwed for the rest of the game.
Yuri Sonovab or people demand spices but they are banned so no one can trade them anymore
+Henriki2305 i think you can still trade they just provide no happiness
What about when they demand for something that is on another continent that has not been discovered.
Civ V will never stop being a beautiful fountain of comedy. Nor will it ever stop ruining History exams everywhere, because apparently "when Augustus Caesar nuked George Washington's capital city in 1873" is not a valid answer to "what event led to the beginning of World War I?"
Oh shoot...I guess my grade expectations just plummeted...
+Sasquatch At His Computer you silly Sasquatch!
EVERYONE knows it was that madman Ghandi that did it!
:D
+Sasquatch At His Computer "What caused the war between European and Native American empires in the colonial era?"
"Montezuma is a colossal warmonger and a prick who settled a city on top of MY coal deposit."
"A for effort." XD
I thought it was Thomas Jefferson and Gandhi nuking each other until they were destroyed and Queen Elizabeth took over their cities in 1537
"WE LOVE THE WALL"
-the great Wall has been built on a far away land...
In my game it was always russians.
*Egyptians
*Mongols
*Koreans
*americans
"We demand Whales!"
"Capturing cities is bad."
Wales: *Visible Confusion*
The biggest thing that grates me in Civ5, Citizens demanding whales. Meanwhile the great search for the mythical body of water called the ocean continues.
I have to love how people demand a resource they couldn't possibly have seen without leaving the country.
Well, I am sure the tales of foreigners is what planted the seed. Which is just another reason for the wall to keep them out!
@@troodon1096 Not that weird. People always want to see exotic resources from faraway lands. Kinda like what China is to medieval Europe
@@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 India was wayyyyy more important with the spice trade than China was
@@deusvult6920 Exactly why China is more exotic to Europeans than India. What's your point?
"We demand Wales! We demand Wales! We demand Wales!"
-UK
Yeah. We won that one because the Welsh princes didn't join forces.... They'd have really won if they had joined together.
Beautiful thing about there being Welsh mods, hardly bear to be any other civ anymore.
Because I'm Welsh obvs
We demand the world! We demand the world! We demand the world!
-UK
On Behalf Of Wales, We Demand Freedom! And Whales!
666 likes
We don't even have whales- I mean, like, give me them.
God, why did it take me so long to find this channel?
You got here in the end! We're happy to have you.
***** : D
I just found this channel, and it's amazing
Same here. The first 19 years of my life were basically wasted.
very good channel 😃
This is 100% how We Love the King works.
Nuclear Gandhi well if they wanted whales they wouldn't have we love the king day until they had whales so not 100%
Your cities demand uranium though right?
"The thing about whales is that... we don't have them". Fair point!
The guy who went past them and shouted "Yeah, Whales!" is for some reason the funniest shit in this video. These are awesome keep them up!
"What is it with the freaking whales."
This is my new favorite White Lightning quote.
I think those foreigners are whalecome in our city
That's whalecist !
+Legion711 Actually I think it is pro-whale.
whale that is happening we need to conquer Rome!
+Bram06 Whale said.
Whale
"Do you know what a whale is?"
"...No..."
That is so true...i had so many games where my cities would demand for luxuries that i haven't even discovered yet
Its like "WE DEMAND COPPER !"
Me:How the fuck do you know what copper is?
+starfire 23 Word travels...
true
MasterNecrosis Yeah but how would they know what exactly copper is in order for them to want it?
+starfire 23 Consider this. You're a dirt poor peasant, and someone says "Hey, they discovered some weird metal called copper." "What does it do?" "It can conduct electricity." "What's electricity?" "Fucking magic lightning." "That sounds COOL, why don't we get some copper?"
MasterNecrosis Well i guess that is a pretty good point
The Real question is... HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW WHALES EXIST IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A OCEAN IS
Kamerad Wolf And after discovering the wheel we uncovered the secrets of fiber optics in some ancient ruins.
But...
WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN A TRADE AGREEMENT WITH ENGLAND!?
You are speaking for people who protest for no reason. Other than they are being paid.
@@OuterRimPride Who in their right mind researches wheel when they don't even have fiber optics anyways?
I'd tell you to cry me -a river- an ocean if you were familiar with the concept
Sorry Trump, but China already made the Great Wall wonder.
Besides, us Mexicans have already researched Dynamite so it wouldn't be effective.
+Crick1952 It's only obsolete when the one who built the Wall invents Dynamite. *flies away*
+Zapnl OMG, I never noticed that
+Crick1952 Neither did I. But now we know. And knowing is half the battle! (The other half is red and blue lasers.) Also, since the idea is to make Mexico pay for the wall, it might count as you building the wonder, in which case it'd be immediately obsolete, right?
+Crick1952 It might still be worth it, he'd get a wall and the defensive bonuses it applies in the city of "Texas" (When playing on Earth I name my cities after the rough area they inhabit). And if the American Empire has the appropriate Aesthetics Social Policy then He'll get a culture bonus for building it.
+Crick1952 Nasty boy
"We want silk, we want silk!"
"The thing only grows in the other side of the world. Do you even know what silk looks like?"
"Err wine?"
This takes me back to when I first found White Lightning :D
Same
Love that video ,great probs
i bet it ends in a... big boom.
Alcoholism is a terrible disease stay strong friend xD
"Do you love the king?"
"No, she's stupid"
I bet Civ 6 will change it "we love our leaders day" or something.
It was we love the monarch day in civ 4
and it was we love the (Insert kind of leader) day.
In Civ 3 it changed based on what kind of government you had. My cities all seemed to love the Fuhrer.
lol Civ VI doesn't even have that many female leaders. Only 5/20 are female. And besides Catherine di Medici, they're all pretty important. I don't know why people think civ vi is trying to be pc.
Stephen West In fact CIV VI is exclusively on PC.
YEAH! WHALES!
WOOOOO
This guy gets it
It's like give them to me
that shit is good. I'm so happy I found these vids!
Thanks! We're happy you did too!
DO NOT CUSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck...................off
We don't even have whales. It's like... give me them. This is fantastic.
Among your best. Great banter.
Thanks!
In the end civilization always makes you choose between 2 things
War
And
People
And in the end
We all want a war victory
I just want whales
Cool Dude
I tried to go for a culture victory. I stayed to myself on my secluded island until one day, I got attacked by one of the ai out of no where. I successfully defended and they gave me one of their cities in exchange for peace (who could deny a free city)
Hundred turns later they all denounced be because I was a blood thirsty "warmonger"
You probably don't have whales... xD
Cool Dude Is there a whale victory? There should be.
I don't like doing war victory I only want science victory
... I just want to get along with everyone. And build spaceships faster than then
Man Civ V was money whale spent
Whale said
It means so much to me that you say the king is a "she". Thank you for the great video guys!
+aliasMiya Hoped someone would catch that :) Thanks for watching!
+Nick Vega Because it acknowledges all the women who play this game.
To anyone else about to type a hateful comment: there is no fight here. You're starting one, and we will immediately block you forever.
well in the Game if your Leader a female is it still sais "we love the King day" so it is probbably because of that
+Nutstree Squirrels huh, never thought of that before, that's kinda funny actually
1:20 Trump mode activated
We demand whales!
Super Beary have you ever even looked at trumps actual plan. He doesn't want "no foreigners" he wants no ILLEGAL immigrants, people who move to the USA without any permits or anything.
gfds gfds yeah...by building a big freaking wall that will do nothing...
WeaponizedLizardMea big wall that does nothing....so border patrol casualties, coyotes and human trafficking in the border of the US don't exist?
Trump mode, or Ancient China mode
"Do you love the king?"
"No, she's stupid"
That was way funnier than I was ready for had to pause the video so I could laugh and not miss anything.
my country is wales so this is wired
Wales is not a country.
Well, they have a national football team.
***** And it always will be.
+Anti-Brony Missionary Wales is a country, you clearly aren't from the UK. The U.K. Is a country of countries, 4, infact, England, WALES, Scotland and Northern Ireland, all 4 are countries.
Man alive, here come the people who don't even live here telling us what countries we have!
"We don't even have whales. it's like...give me them." is my favorite line
YES ! Thank you. The civ videos are the reason I subscribed to this channel.
+sparkinstarfall same
Im going to like every video! This stuff is so refreshing and entertaining.
Thank you for your service!
I wanna go to a debate with like 100 People and just shout about whales
Do you know what a whale is
No
You guys suddenly just popped out of my recommendations. And now I'm subscribed and binge watching your videos. :) Keep it up.
also, thanks CZcams. sometimes you do give good recommendations.
Awesome, thanks! :D We have a playlist now just for that purpose - czcams.com/play/PL0u5ZHidq4X48xzpr-IfP8nHVFhtQfitZ.html
Same! I got randomly recommended a Civ VI vid and loved it, instant sub.
There are so many great little bits in these skits, they're just so thoughtful. And I love how that brave escaped worker is still fighting for the people!
"As if we need more troops". "We're at war with half the world".
Man, this aged strangely well.
We LOVE the wall!
and whales!
This is beautifully accurate. Also, love the outro music.
Anddddddd....
YEAH WHALES!
"We don't... have them." Subscribbled.
This channel deserves at least a million subscribers
Haha! Love it, please make more Civ V videos XD
+Crefftwr We have at least 4 more already planned, and way more potential topics :)
+White Lightning HQ Can't wait
"do you even know what a whale is....umm no" lol love it
You know what's better? We love the king day day lasts for hundreds of years.
*The citizens of St. Petersburg demands spices!*
*Sees no spices in sight*
I bet Indonesia told you guys about spices!
"do you love the king?" "no SHE'S stupid" lol
"You know we're landlocked right?" I died. lolololol
This is still one of my favorite Civ skits after all these years
I live in a country called 'wales' so that's like... Whales, ya know?
lol
We demand Wales! We demand Wales!
I live in the US, but the city of Breccon in Wales is my city's sister city. Sooooo, WE DEMAND WALES! WE DEMAND WALES!
Is it still a country? i thought it was a county of England.
wu1ming9shi nah, it's not a part of England, some people would goddamn kill you if they heard you say that XD
Just make Civ V videos and everyone will be happy :D
yay whales!
This is even funnier in german cause the german translation for "whales" and "elections" is very alike ("Wale" and "Wahlen"), so it seems like he's demanding elections instead of cheering the king even if he don't know what an election is XD
rewatching these even now is still great. You guys did good
yeah the parodies of civ v is back :D great video i love it
this is very well written , subbed.
Thanks! Welcome to the channel!
I love that the background noise is the Civ 4 city screen background noise. Nice touch!
"Elephants are the whales of the land dude"
-Ghandi
I'm laughing so hard it hurts
+Jarrah Gibney, you should probably get that checked out
You guys rock so hard.
+Mac Andy \m/ ( -_- )
WE LOVE THE WALL!
You know the sign doesn't change because you say something different right?
*in distance:*
WHALES!
This is one of my favorite series of yours. I hope you continue it
This was really cool, glad i found the videos, subscribing ^_^
Thanks! Welcome!
"Do you love the king?"
"No, she's stupid"
WUT?
It's because it never changes in Civ games.
Breaking down traditional gender roles since the 90s
Best part in hindsight is that they added a female King of Poland in 6.
Whales... They're exotic, like great admirals.
I'LL BUILD A WALL 10 FEET HIGHER MADE OF WHALES AND WE'LL MAKE THE BARBARIANS PAY FOR IT
saw this and instant sub
Awesome video
Thanks! Welcome!
We Love the King Day = every day in Saudi Arabia
I was waiting for the ending punchline to be someone passing by and saying "Oh, didn't you hear? They got us whales!"
I once had every single luxury on the map (I was Portugal, and used the unique tile upgrade on all the city states).
Naturally all my cities started to demand silver. There was no silver in the planet. At all. But they still wanted it.
0:00 England if Scotland gained independence.
HOW DO YOU NOT HAVE MORE SUBS?
Because they don't spend like the plague yet. More spreading is needed!
+Capn Kerfufflez *spread* like the plague
+Capn Kerfufflez NOOO!!!! So may good channels have been RUINED by becoming popular!
They are land locked what would they do with subs?
IT's called sub bot's, youtube has been sending them around to destroy sub and view counts
These skits are really good, especially the closing lines of this one and the "Science Victory" one
These are all so brilliant!
all medieval looking until you see the background.
Machine Hero Thought I commented and then forgot about it and this video for a second...
Kurt Roundstone Hey... IMPOSTER!!!
***** Him not me I was here first!
shoot the one who is winning idoit
That's what happens when you stay behind in tech...
If we had whales, I'd know what they are!
"Do you love the king?"
"No, she's stupid!"
I had to come back to the first one of your vids I saw XD Nostalgia. It what got me to subscribe, and it was only between 20-30k then. So much has went up since then!
America
Leader Donald Trump
We love the wall
Nino A He should totally be in civ 7
"yeah whales" :D :D :D you guys are great (need a little bit work with emotions actually) New Subscriber arrived dudes :D
Thanks! Happy to have you!
It's been six years... Still got you on my list of favs @@DoorMonster
Checked it and saw you just made some more civ vids great work guys I'm an hopefull subscriber(just find the word) for civ videos
I love these Civ V videos.
we love the wall.....
well as long as the bordering civilization pays for it.
but in all honesty, how did I just find this channel? I've watched so many civ videos.
"Our king has declared by 'popular vote' to have a new holiday 'in consent' with the people."
Sounds a lot like our governments work...
I've been rewatching most of your civ 5 and 6 videos and I gotta say, this one didn't use to be my favorite, but I think it is now.
I mean, there are great things about every one. Hilarious things even!
But the guy demanding whales ........ He's just too good.
Perfectly captures the spirit of today's mindless sheep.
Almost scary, actually, how you were able to demonstrate it.
Now I wish he was in more of your skits - he was really good!
0:40 I love how he says "give me them". Kinda cute and very funny lol. Nice delivery
Whales = Oil. Which is used for lighting. And damn right important
Not in Civ5, though. You have to find oil as a strategic resource on the map. Whales are a luxury resource.
Different kind of oil.
Conrad Novakovic true true
Trump jokes before Trump was even president.
This Civ sketches are the only reason I subscribed to this channel! They're too funny!
I love these skits! Gives me some laughs while in struggling with my poop. Laughing helps me poop.
Nice Like-to-dislike ratio
+Filip Žižak Our audience is kind of the best :)
Wouldn't a female "king" be a queen?
Not in Civ V. There you have "we love the king day" no matter if your leader is female or not
or a Monarch of any kind
I am sure even if you are the USA you can be a monarchy...
Historically speaking the term "King" was used as a term for the ruling monarch and was originally gender neutral despite being mostly used by males. There have been several instances of royal females taking on the title of King but as far as I know no male rulers called themselves Queens. Being a spouse of a ruler with royal blood doesn't give you the rights to the monarchy. A good example of this would be the British monarchy where Queen Elizabeth's husband who is still considered a "Prince" in his nineties is waaaaay down the line for royal succession.
Yes, that is the joke.
I love your channel keep up the great stuff
England in history: "WE DEMAND WALES"
Anyone seing the Trump-message in here?
+Sebastian Krook yap alot
duhuh
to be fair, nobody cares about politics.
care to evaluate?
compared to the Earth's human population, the number of people that cares about US politics is a minority. Do you agree?
Love the new styling of the theme!
This channel deserves more. I'll support
that was delightful! the currently used outro was nice, pleasant even. Keep up the gewd work WLHQ
+Lonely Ninja Thank you! Glad you enjoyed it :)