Andrew Cuomo, Don't Let The Door Hit You On The Way Out
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- čas přidán 9. 08. 2021
- Facing massive public pressure to resign after numerous women came forward with allegations of abuse, New York's governor Andrew Cuomo announced he will leave office voluntarily in 14 days. #Colbert #Cuomo #Monologue
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"I never crossed the line with anyone". That's great, unless you start on the wrong side of the line.
lol "i never crossed the line with anyone"
thats not for him to decide!!!!!!!!!!!
it's like being an a**hole! you dont get to decide you're NOT one...........other people do that! otherwise jeff bezos would be in the clear.
He says he never crossed the line "in his mind." Oh, how convenient, the bad actor is the one who sets the rules of conduct that just so happen to condone his acts.
😂😂😂😂😂👍
Because he was too busy using his hands bloody dirty old old old man
Colbert identified as a Cuomosexual
"In my mind, I never crossed the line with anyone."
Not only _isn't_ that a defense, it's an exact description of the problem.
It was almost comically tone deaf
And victim blaming while playing the victim! He's putrid!
Cuomo didn't know the bar had been moved from "Grab'em by the Pussy" to further than "Grab'em by the tits" to "Don't grab'em at all".
Well said 👏
LMAO! He never heard of "quitting while you're ahead" or "foot-in-mouth syndrome "
11:46 Jon’s expression was pure “I’m glad I didn’t have to try that” 🤣!!
The quick reaction shot of John Baptiste was everything.
The line "suck it Elon" in regards to commercials in space was followed by a commercial break. Brilliant.
phffffft - small thinking. We ALL know that access to space is the only thing delaying the entire universe from filling up with porn.
@@benlutz1974 oh, trust me. Ever since satellite SkinaMax went live we’ve been a peep show for the galaxy.(well once the signals reach Alpha Centauri for paid rebroadcast)
The actual big news about SpaceX is that they won the NASA contract for the lunar lander for the ARTEMIS project and a mission to Jupiter's moon Europa!!! But who's paying attention to real news?
Check out 'Engineering Today' and 'Everyday Astronaut' for better quality stuff on the current space developments like the new ARTEMIS Program and GATEWAY and it's mission in 2021 and 2024 to establish a permanent human presence on the moon.
When space became full of PORN and the ALIENS come to exterminate us for not being righteous enough...or to meet Maxine?
Only if you don't use an adblocker. I haven't seen a commercial on CZcams in years.
The only line that moved was the line of what you could get away with, you always made women uncomfortable, they just didn’t have the power to stop you.
Did you work with him/for him? How do you know he ‘always’ made women feel uncomfortable? I’m just wondering because had he been as bad as you say 11 cases seems very small. Weinstein had hundreds of women come forward with claims. He was a walking epidemic of abuse. But 11? I mean if you can quantise these matters, 1 is too many. Is 11 the tip of the iceberg?
@@rainwater8135 DJT, Gaetz,, Cosby .... still walking around ...
One is too many..
Yes I agree. 40 years ago men got away with Everything. Now we have laws and standards. And yet, some people continue to Ignore the line.
"... The line was redrawn."
Women used to stab men with hatpins for crossing that very same line a hundred years ago.
wtf is a hatpin?
to the gogglermobile.
@@seigeengine uncultured....
gun companies made revolvers for women specifically because of things like that
@@jameswhite153 ... No, no they didn't.
Yes, those were deadly and beautiful. Love historical trivia.
The script said "Stephen, don't suck up to Andrew anymore."
its not even been a fucking year since gave he gladly him a fawning interview on his show
Colbert loved Cuomo more than anyone! Just have a look at his Cuomo videos this past year. 😂😂😂😂
Kind of like the way we stop being friends with people if they turn out to be psychotic at some unforeseen point. Or how we don't re-elect insane autocrats.
@@jakevendrotti1496 I hear you. What I noticed in 2020/2021 is that many people went off the reservation. Whether it was posting the black squares on facebook, sympathizing with the blm/antifa riots, supporting kneeling for the flag, supporting 1619 instead of 1776, and and supporting critical race theory. A lot of people who should have known better, followed the mob. Maybe it was Stockholm syndrome. I tried to reason with them, but they resisted. To make it worse, they weren't kids, these were people in their 40's and 50's. Now, people are trying to put the last year and a half down the memory hole. But you're right, we won't be reelecting autocrats like Andrew Cuomo. It looks like Gavin Newsom will be next in California. Get woke, go broke, and lose your soul and dignity.
@@mathman43 you are very funny man or you are trying to be. The only wannabe autocrat we are talking here is of course IQ45 Liar in Chief.
“We fought a civil war, and we are no longer subjects.” Don’t even know what to say to that.
Yeah there is a reason she is a stay at home mother. Lol
Well, technically the American Revolution was a civil war, because the American colonists were citizens of the country they were fighting. I don’t agree at all with her argument, but she may have gotten that one point right.
@@amietedeschi3203 i think it’s more about the fact that the civil war was over slavery and her choice of words is kind of tone-deaf to that.
@@marochkaminkeng9872 Civil war was not all about slavery. That was only one part of it.
@@taoist32 that’s like saying that the holocaust was only one part of the reason why WW2 happened.
"I have a bachelor's degree in logic"
Lady, you should ask for a refund, then.
😂😂😂
She sounded ridiculous, looking all proud like she's doing something extraordinary. No, she's just ignorant.
but does she own a doghouse?
She got her degrees from Trump University.
She got her degree through University of Phoenix
"I have a Bachelor’s degree in logic..."
I highly doubt that.
"I have Master's degree in motherhood. I'm a board certified freedom loving American."
Oh she doesn't realize logic is a real field of study, I --
I went from looking forward to hearing what she had to say to, oh hell no.
So we just gonna forget stephen wasnt fanning over him just a couple months ago 🤣
So you're saying that Stephen should've kept fanning over him instead of calling him out?
@@shirokimminjungparkjeon3358 why simp for a multi-millionaire corporate shill of comedian thats kinda cringy bro… i know your better than this 🥲
what's wrong with updating your opinion on someone based on new information? that's what intelligent people do - they learn.
@@braesidebikes4344 i guess being a democrat shills the inn thing nowadays I remember when he actually used to be funny is all
@@braesidebikes4344 the information already there before... but they chose to ignore it
Cuomo got cringier and cringier with these attempted “excuses”. Yuck.
I think it was the pacing of his delivery. If he let the words just flow out it probably would have seemed more authentic. But he put a period full stop after almost every word and just made it seem like he was mansplaining every thing.
Those women were paid off 😳
@@charlesbridges3991 innocent til proven guilty. This stinks. American Democrats are snowflakes. I'm so glad bill Cosby is free
@@weizerthanbud7464
That man fucking admitted to his guilt.
@@Richard_Nickerson exactly. Why don't people get that?
The camera guy lost it in the apple pie hotdogs. I still remember his laugh from quarantine times
I think that’s the producer. But yeah it makes me laugh when I hear him laugh.
Apple pie hot dogs?! My God! America's imploding! #LOL #LMAO #LMFAO #LOFL
Guy Pierre ,your hotdog apple pie is disgusting .
I think he was laughing at colbert's hypocrisy.
Now all we have is audience pandering to Colbert's ego
"Dont let the door hit you on the way out" Pfff... If Andrew Cuomo was coming on as a guest... Just a month ago... He would be welcome with open arms. Stephen Colbert really is the single most cater-for-all personality on TV.
You're terribly pessimistic. What's wrong with changing your stance when you gain new information? Do you think it's better to stay in the same position forever no matter what you learn?
@@whiteraven181
Notice how you just created a whole scenario for me now. Its so cheap... To make the same old tired jokes about anyone who has touched a womans knee with any kind of intent since the 1980s. All these women had the option to simply walk away, but didnt. Because he is rich and famous. Then suddenly they have to exploit the "mee too" culture and try to cash in later... YEARS later. Its so limp wristed. So pathetic. So easy.
@@captain_context9991 Exactly
@@whiteraven181 same way you are turning on Biden 🤭
Why did it take Colbert and the rest of the media months before calling out Cuomo?
So basically companies would be willing to spend a fortune to advertise in space but can't pay taxes or their employees a living wage
^^^
@Niamh De Na Crainn Arda Well, yes. That’s the “bottom line.”
Well yes, you see the advertising in outer space would be a business cost that brought down the yearly earnings and would therefore reduce their tax liability.
I doubt anyone working at Tesla works for less than a living wage.
@@brianclark785 tax liability > human survival ?
"I have a bachelor's degree in logic" is now my favorite way to start a conversation.
He’s not taking any responsibility instead ruined his reputation even more
Not long ago, he was praising the Governor. He says what ever they write on the script
So we can't change our minds when we learn something new?
Cuomo has done some good things, for which Colbert praised him. He has also done some scummy things, which cost him his job and for which Colbert panned him. Is it your feeling that if someone does something good, no one should ever criticize them, and if someone does something bad, they should never be praised for the good things they did?
Not surprising, it was a typical a public fair-weather friendship.. 😗
@@sunilsumair8320 Yeah, a little sexual assault and your so-called "friends" turn on you. This shouldn't be a mystery.
And that only show he is an independent thinker, not like Trumpers that they will suck his co…. No matter what he does
If he doesn’t want the door hitting his ass on the way out, then he shouldn’t have dressed like he wanted it
The line was not "redrawn," he just ignored it until he faced consequences.
He only thinks it's been redrawn because he's seeing it in red tape for the first time 😒
I'm a fan of Beau of the fifth column, and he did a video recently where he responded to someone asking "everyone's moved the goddamn line, so where's the line?", and the answer was "you've always known. You're just upset because you can't get away with taking advantage of women like you used to".
The line's always been there. They just want people to ignore it, so they can get back to feeling people up again. It's disgusting, and I hope they're finally held accountable.
You're completely right. He's sorry....sorry he got caught!
Who knew slipping your hand up a woman's blouse and cupping her breast could be misconstrued as sexual harassment!!!? I listened to his blathering, sickening speech and finally gave up grabbing my chin and just left it on the floor. What a first class asshole. He can now add the moniker " a shameless liar."
One of my favorite quotes ever is "It's not the same being sorry, than being sorry you're caught". As many other have pointed out, that cynical "I didn't know they moved the line" simply means "dammit, now I can't continue to exploit my feigned ignorance"
Colbert was singing Cuomo's praises just a few months ago.
@@beammeup9504 Yeah but we knew New York was changing the way they register covid deaths way before...
not being able to change your mind or update an opinion based on new information is a good thing in your mind? an intelligent person responds to new information, surely, regardless of what they thought before they knew. how can that possibly be a problem? seriously, I want to know.
@@braesidebikes4344 you think this was new information? When Biden is finally ousted as a child sniffer will you all pretend you never knew?
First he wasnt. Second unlike the spoiled dumbasses calling themselves conservatives, Stephen determines his attitude towards people based on how they behave, not on parties
Yes, he was. And I'll bet you still think the FORMER president is going to be re-instated? How's it going with that?
"Thank you for your service" as he shakes Colbert's hand. John Baptist is a talk show legend. He and Colbert make the best late night duo!
"I have a Bachelors degree in logic, a Master's in motherhood, but mostly I'm board-certified in freedom-loving. " is a strange way to say "I never finished high school."
@@mike7652
Thank you, that was so hysterical.
(And thus explains the falling sat scores.)
So the lady may be wrong about this or that, but AT LEAST SHE IS SPEAKING UP FOR OUR LIBERTY!!! She is a hero- Colbert is a ZERO ✌️
@@MK-sv4vy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Also, is she rich? She eat a lot of expensive food in one day. Yet, she can't afford a mask? And she refuses a free vaccine? Maybe if we said it was rare and exclusive, she'd get it.
Colbert: *makes a joke about how CZcams ads suck*
CZcams: *runs a 30 second unskippable ad right before the punchline*
I completely forgot about Harold and The Purple Crayon. Thanks for the memories.
You were a HUGE Cuomo fangirl though, Stevie. Are we just supposed to ignore that? LOL!
Yeah, well, Bill Cosby used to have a lot of fans, too, but guess what changed?
Apple Pie Hot Dog: Just because it doesn't exist doesn't mean it NEEDS to exist.
Well, something has to be the dumbest idea for food
that Kars 4 Kids joke has John Oliver ready to end it all
i'm so used to seeing kars 4 kids ads getting blown up mid-song on last week tonight that i FULLY EXPECTED that to happen and was very surprised to hear the whole song in its entirety
John saying “Thank you for your service” to Stephen was the best 🤣
Hey Stephen,
Is it scary to see your parodies becoming reality before your eyes?
He can't see that... He became his own parody.
I feel like he hit his head and forgot who he was… or someone has something on him… it’s weird.
Maybe he fears the wraith oh his wifes boyfriend
The good ol' daze when you could abuse your co-worker. Before the line moved...
His face just screamed that the Apple Pie Hot Dog tastes EXACTLY like you think it would taste.
hard to swallow, but given enough time maybe people can handle that much American. until then, stay in florida
The court will have to decide mister Colbert, not you nor your audience no matter how much I appreciate your program and most of your routines and comments.
Weren’t you humoring him like a year ago? Don’t try to sweep that under the rug Colbert.
Ultimately, I'm disappointed more than anything else. I wanted a better story for Mr. Cuomo. But it was on him to see that we got one, not anyone else.
Exactly.
“…the extent of which the line has been redrawn.”
I think anyone with half a brain would be able to realize that the line is far, FAR, before grabbing someone’s breast.
Agree 💯! I don't recall grabbing a women's breast without consent ever being on the appropriate side of the line. I'm pretty sure that lame excuse is one of the examples on a mandatory sexual harassment video. I always wondered who was stupid enough to need these videos, now I know.
The weird part is that the line now is far, FAR more permissive than it was when he would have been learning what was okay and what was not. So... who redrew what here?
That same woman grabbed my junk in an elevator but no one cares
@@revcoston I care. I am a woman. That shit is not okay and you should report them. Until more and more men come out and have their own me too# moment just like Ted Cruz men will still get harrassed and not protected too.
I think I preferred the pandemic version of the show, if I’m honest.
@11:58.... Steven said: "Someone come get this crap!!" He ain't took another bite. 😆
4:34
Lady, would you go to a restaurant that has constant cases of customers getting e coli and where they advertise that only a portion of their employees wash their hands so it's a gamble that your food might be contaminated.
I swear I expected the alien to burst out and say:
_"We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty..."_
😆🤣🤣🤭
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That would have been funnier! Good one! 😂
OH man I would've loved that!
So you sensor swearing, but show an alien eating its way out of a Human? I will never understand the US...
Icke Wa I'd say 90% of U.S. citizens have seen that particular scene, and therefore don't care.
When you're on TV so long that the random crap you said 15 years ago is suddenly true.
"Try it. It's... it's YEET."
SPAT MY FUCKING COFFEE ON MY KEYBOARD.
John saluting "Thank you for your service" LOL
Cuomo, who changed the Tappan Zee bridge name, a bridge named after an American Indian tribe, to be in his daddy's name. So let's not pretend the ego of this man wasn't on display a long time ago. This has nothing to do with political parties, but a certain kind of person we make excuses for.
The people of New York should demand that it be changed back. It should never have been allowed in the first place, if only to avoid the appearance of impropriety. The sooner the better. What is the mechanism for that?
Maybe a reversal is in order :( I have a feeling that we will learn many open "secrets" of cuomo soon
I had no idea that the original Tappan Zee Bridge had even been demolished and replaced with a new bridge. It's been a while since I left New York, though.
Well now he gets to watch as folks who used to dance to his every tune burn their bridges over him. Because karma's a bitch and her justice is nothing short of poetic.
@@gamepapa1211 : don't be so dramatic
I did NOT see that signing Xenomorph ad coming! LOL
Wasn't Colbert praising and fawning over Cuomo all last year? Didn't Stephen Colbert also promote Andrew Cuomo's book on his show?
he's obviously intelligent enough to update his opinion on someone based on new information. good for him.
@@braesidebikes4344 yeah but he didnt even fess up to his errors and constant fawning over Cuomo all of last year. Atleast Trevor Noah did.
"I didn't realize the extent to which the line has been re-drawn" just wow...
I don't think it exactly makes things better for him to say that he didn't know that the law had finally caught up to that level of harassment. As governor, perhaps one should keep up on current events, and maybe even LEGISLATION. 🙄
@@cc1k435 What? When was it ok to grab a woman by the boob?!
That was so disgusting to hear
@@IMSiegfried , when it is consensual
@@IMSiegfried he's thinking back to the Mad Men era when we all just put up with it and didn't complain
That woman with the Bachelor in Logic earns a lot of money, judging from her lunch. Too bad she didn't spend it on a Masters in Logic-comprehension.
or even a brief critical thinking class.
Weird how the clips are so short
Bachelors in Logic?? So like a minor of a minor in philosophy?
Hard to choose between 'smug' and 'hypocrite' as most appropriate adjective for Colbert, go with both.
Wasn't this the same guy who was fawning over Cuomo until about two minutes ago?
Jon"s face at "Martha Washington gave birth..." 😂😂😂
Came here looking for this comment! That reaction just says it all
Just posted the same comment... and then scrolled and found yours.
😂 i know right !
I felt seen and heard 😂
I'm wondering why there isn't a "freedom outcry" against "No shirt, no shoes, no service" - or even the fact that most places have a clothing mandate.
seatbelts also seem popular...
@@buddymaxwell6881 Exactly! The great governmental freedom restricting "Seat Belt Mandate!!" ... it's as if they want to prove Darwin's Survival of the Fittest.
that's just weak thinking... stop signs are for the frail, traffic lights are for the timid, and brakes in cars are for cowards. we gettin soft...
Yes. Examples should be rules that protect others as you state. Spitting. Assault when you have AIDS is a potential felony. Not shoveling snow & icing over. Leaving a toaster next to your spouse's bathtub. Ok maybe that's complicated.
@@buddymaxwell6881 never enter New Hampshire. Trust me. It's the dog poo on the sidewalk of New England (highest Vax rates 1 Vermont 2 Massachusetts where our main topic was is it OK to jump the line if offered?)
Don’t act like you werent buddy buddies with Chris
Here's a tip for men, if you want to express "I see you" to someone, just look at them ... in the eyes.
He stepped down so he wouldn't lose his pension and the ability to run for office again in the future as a result of being impeached and removed.
yeah but this scandal has totally ruined the chances of him successfully running anyway
Yup. Gotta keep that pension.
And he’s only 63. So many years ahead of him…
The can actually still impeach him. They haven't decided if they are going to pursue impeachment now.
Are you saying he shouldn’t have resigned? I thought that’s what you all wanted. Just can’t make y’all happy. 😂
Cuomo just needed to say " But ...I'm Italian!" Case over.
😂😂👍
Haha 😂
That was his first explanation 🙄
Plot Twist: Cuomo's touchy feely habit is creepy even by Italian standards.
The Berlusconi Defense.
You supported Cuomo, not that long ago!
Cmon dude have some integrity!
Jim Martin -- Cuomo has done some good things, for which Colbert praised him. He has also done some scummy things, which cost him his job and for which Colbert panned him. Is it your feeling that if someone does something good, no one should ever criticize them, and if someone does something bad, they should never be praised for the good things they did?
You have strange ideas about integrity.
Morons woke up a couple of days ago, probably “triggered by my Flag” 😜
Hmmmm not to long ago you were speaking so highly of him on your show.
Dude idk why but the interactions between Stephen and Jon were so fucken funny tonight. Jon telling Stephen “thank you for your service” and then saluting him after the apple pie hot dog clip and him responding “yeah I think it is” to Stephen’s question of “is it yeet?” 🤣
I was laughing so hard at "thank you for your service" with Jon being serious. It was the best.
That Alien bit was straight out of Spaceballs.
All that's missing is a space diner and the xenomorph singing Michigan Rag, ending with someone saying "CHECK PLEASE!"
@@erichfiedler1481 That movie is timeless.
Not really... That's "Dancing Xeno's" older-twice-removed cousin.
I legit lost it on the Karz for Kidz bit. 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Rip john hurt
We're you the same people touting him, saying you were 'Cuomo sexual'? Hypocrites.
Stephen was one of Cuomos cheerleaders.
I miss the no studio audience version with his adorable wife.
Me, too! She was a great co-host!
You're not going to miss it much longer I believe.
We all do. It felt much more intimate.
I mean, all the monologues are on YT. I personally think Stephen is better in front of a real audience.
Kinda same, the audience sounds fake to me still 😂 like canned audience in sitcoms
How quickly someone's fortune can change. Just a year ago, he was lauded for his response and daily briefings on the pandemic. Hailed as someone that took charge in a crisis. And a few months and a few scandals later, he's now practically a political pariah. Well, at least the Democratic party can still hold their own accountable. Quite a few problematic politicians on the other side are still walking around despite their part in an insurrection.
An insurrection on top of many scandals including, but not limited to, sexual harassment within the GOP. To get asked to leave, you have to die, and even then certain members would still try to have you vote. 🙄
Let's not forget his cover up of the killing of senior citizens and giving protection to the higher ups. It was so corrupt that Republicans started emulating it.
He’s just weak. You don’t admit guilt or resign. Do what Donald Trump did. Be a winner
Just like Rudy with 9/11 and then went down hill after being NY mayor
Again let's not pretend that the Democrats didn't know what he was up to for a long time. It's not like these actions just now happened and it's a sudden shock. All politicians in all parties should be held accountable to the same standards, but to imply the left somehow polices itself better is disingenuous at best.
And now, "yeet" has been retired from being cool.
"In my mind, I never crossed the line with anyone" - says every sexual assaulter ever.
I thought he was just going to drop the plate and say something like, "oops. I guess we'll just never know if this HOTDOG APPLE PIE is good or not."
🤣🤣🤣
Oh, we would have known. We always knew, deep down in the cockles of our hearts. Maybe below the cockles - maybe in the sub-cockle area; maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon - we don't know where, but we know.
No Stephen always eats the food. 😂
"It's yeet" oh, Stephen, you're such a man of culture.
@joe smath Why are you trolling after people you don't know?
@joe smath I think you just got yeeted
@joe smath and you seem to care too much about how beyond I am from reproach, you should get over it, I know I already did.
@joe smath I think you confused "fawning over" with "complementing"
If you want to call that culture! I'm sorry but that kind of thing will be passe by spring. Apparently you have a very limited idea of what culture is. Sorry babe try that again when you grow up and actually have some exposure to what real culture is. What you're describing is a fad nothing more.
Apple pie is British, hot dogs are german. But plagiarism is American.
Invention and being facets of a culture are different things.
I doubt Germans see a hotdog and think "oh, this is a profoundly German foodstuff," likewise for the English and apple pies.
I thought Cuomo was his hero... now Cuomo goes under the bus.
I am astounded that Stephen saw this news and was like, "Hey, I came up with that in the 2000s"
Ikr!?! That’s crazy impressive!
Him or one of his staff
@@mssarahjansen Agreed! I admit I thought of that as well but I wouldn’t be surprised if Colbert remembered it because he has an astonishing ability to remember details when he tells stories about his past. 😆
@@adelinas.7335 That is for sure true 👌🏼
"I have a bachelor's degree in logic..."
Wow that's actually pretty impressive, a real logician!
"...a master's degree in motherhood..."
Oh never mind, I get it, you're doing a thing.
😆
😂😂😂 I went from huh, really those exist? To oh, never mind…🙄
A BS degree in BS
I think she should of opened with the master’s degree in motherhood because for a second I was wondering what a logic degree was.
Same. I was ready to listen respectfully to a genuine argument.
"Don't laugh when your enemy falls; don't crow over his collapse" (Proverbs 24:17).
You keep getting me through this Pandemic 😷 thank for all the laughs.
"...The line has been redrawn." Until that, I was leaning toward giving the guy the benefit of the doubt.
Did you give him the benefit of the doubt with the thousands and thousands of nursing home deaths in his state?
I freaked when Stephan revealed a real pie hot dog 🌭 😂😂
which looked about as appealing as dog turd on a plate.
Did he not praise Cuomo in the past?
the signer is always my fave haha
Jeffrey dahmer: “In my mind I’ve never crossed a line”
never said that...he admitted his crimes...in detail
Thank you yes
Joe Biden has dementia.
Johnny Cash: “Me neither.”
"it's yeet" thank you for making me feel young again
What’s yeet?
I choked on my not-over-easy eggs when I heard "It's yeet." You got me, Stephen.
I have never been able to figure out how "yeet" is supposed to be used, so I'm just going to follow Stephen's example from now on.
Whenever that kars for kids ad comes on the radio, I dive for the off switch 😆
Did she get her Master’s in logic from Trump University?
😂😂😂
Omgoodness. These comments having me lmao.
Look at the sign-language interpreter's face when Cuomo says "redrawn"! Classic.
"It's like Martha Washington gave birth in my mouth!"
Jon Batiste's face says it all 🤣
Sorry, missed it, having to throw up each time I see his hair
Compared to Gaetz? He's a prince. I'm an independent. Neither party is competent.
A pat on the face, a touch of the stomach... those are perfectly acceptable ways to saying thank you or I appreciate you to someone?
No wonder you think you never crossed any lines. Good thing that's not for you to decide.
"In my mind, I never crossed the line with anyone. But they moved the line."
Nobody 'moved the line', people just started standing up for themselves and telling you 'no'.
That's the part these people don't like, being told 'no'.
Exactly! I hate this stupid excuse of „it was different back then“ and „it wasn’t a problem when I was young,“. No, there was just no one who would listen to a woman who was harassed.
Saying "It's yeet" is somehow preferable to the correct term.
I really appreciate the commitment to "It's yeet"
OK, good. I'm really sorry he's not the person I thought he was - I used to like him a lot - and I'm glad he resigned. Now when are Trump, Gaetz, Jordan, Kavanaugh etc. etc. etc. going be held accountable? We're ready!
Lesson learned, Dont idolize Politicians
All of those people that you mentioned are innocent. Unlike biden & the rest of the liberal goons with sexual accusations. Believe every woman unless ur a democrat right???
lol you're really gullible
I really liked him too. Just disappointed.
@@victorarredondo304 I mean trump literally has photos next to Epstein. Lol I mean Andrew cumo, fuck him for what he did to woman…but he didn’t diddle kids like trump.
Best part of all of that was John's face after the Martha Washington comment. Ironically that was my face while watching Stephan eat it as well 😜
The way he stood up for his boy Stephen for reclaiming the hot dog pie name was the realest showmanship of brotherhood I've ever seen
Yeah, that was really good. Ever see Batiste’s astonished look? CLASSIC.
I gotta stop reading the comments as I watch. John's face was priceless. Hahahahahahahahaaaaa
Yeah, it screamed, "You just made a terrible mistake that I won't be making."
I was laughing the entire time!
Faster than a chalupa through a Bassett hound is solid gold. I intend to incorporate it into my daily usage.
Elon Musk trying put advertisements in the sky's really proves what George Carlin said about america becoming nothing more then just, "ONE BIG SHOPPING MALL!"👴
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Love this
I was just outside walking my dog when I thought of what Carlin said about the "planet will be fine", it's just the people who are f**ked!
I'm gonna need a bigger place to put all my stuff while I go out and get more stuff.
Elon Musk can read, and he can create the future with jobs that require more schooling than making buggy whips. Reading? Robert Heinlein, The Man Who Sold the Moon.
I love that stealthy little cut at the end from Stephen still trying to force down that hot dog abomination to him talking normally. I have to imagine he either spit it out off camera, or spent a solid 5 minutes trying to get through it without gagging
INTELLIGENT DESIGN: I don't know- I'd think it was disgusting. They couldn't pay me, etc.
SPOILERS!!!!! WHY IS THIS THE TOP COMMENT??????
You can see his right eye twitching at the very end from the agony.
Maybe I'm weird, but it looks good to me... Apples and pork go together very well.
@@breeflee6237 Spoilers? Don't read comments if you don't want spoilers on the video
jon saluting stephen HAHAHA
Andrew Cuomo was your hero a few months ago.