Kim Jong Un's Birthday Present Is Directed At South Korea | The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
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- Thailand's president goes to extreme lengths to avoid talking to the press by using a cardboard cutout. Kim Jong Un extends an olive branch to South Korea ahead of the 2018 winter Olympics.
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When daily show gets delayed due to coronavirus u gotta watch old videos
Yes....
I think the White House should get cardboard cut outs. We might get better answers.
Store Patter! No one gave you a like? I wonder why
+Kenneth Mcghee
My guess is, he gave himself a like!
Totally correct
665th like, who gonn be the next
“Silence is sometimes the best answer” anyways lol
just a footnote: China and Pakistan are BFFs for some time now
Patrick Reichert for forever🤣🤣🤣
Yea lol
@@sachin2842 The last I heard it was an Indian spy who was caught in Pakistan and the highest judicial body in the world declared him a spy supporting terrorism, a fact he himself admitted so lies from Hindutva RSS camp goons do not fly anymore.
Dictator n terrorist get together well
More like Pakistan is under debt trap of China due to China-Pakistan economic corridor.
"North and South Korea will be competing together at the Olympics where they'll be collectively referred to by Americans as the Chinese team."
KIm jong Un: What's my gift guys?
Everybody: Take a look for yourself.
*Missile heading for America*
lol China has been steadfast allies of Pakistan since the MAO era. they are traditional allies against India. Americans always thinks it about them. SAHD
ok you are still seeing things through the lens of a westerner. China does not export its culture, it is not looking expand its borders, it does not prescribe a form of government that you must have to have to do business with it. So how does doing business with China infringe on Pak. sovereignty ? It is called foreign direct investment, if you get a mortgage to buy a house you got to pay it back. Would you call everyone a slave to the bank?
China was poor in the past, it could not assist it's friends when it needed help it self. OBOR will be good for Pakistan way more than anything anyone else can offer it.
@@scorpiaflameful haha how brainwashed are you xD
China loves to "invest" in countries and leverage their financial weakness to satisfy their terms to arrest them in permanent favours. Don't believe me? Look at Hambantota in Sri Lanka, heck look at how they're acting over their control in Gwadar.
You're severely misinformed about China's supposed poverty in the past. Did they not beat India in the Sino Indian war? Fact of the matter is, China is a fair weather friend and you're choosing to look the other way. Have fun.
@@scorpiaflameful Seriously ? China doesn't expand it's borders ? . China has border disputes with almost every neighbor and south china dispute is going on for years where even UN gave out a statement that it can't say that entire sea belongs to them , still they built artificial islands in the sea and militarized it first and still accuses other countries for their war ships going through that sea . Pakistan already lost the Gwadar port because it can't pay out the debt to china and 17000 chinese troops are in pakistan sent by china, and now the amount of debt is piling up , Pak can't do anything except give into china and give out more land
Pakistan got independence in 1947. Until it was india and india has no relation with Mao
Not allies *on trade (they reinforced trade)
It is so sad that the people in the US are taught to be very patriotic to the point where any criticism is taken as a personal insult.
We are all on planet Earth and we should be able to call out any country for putting other countries at risk, or human rights abuses in whichever country is perpetrating them, without Americans feeling as though we criticise a family member.
I have no illusions about my country. I am British/Irish and since Thatcher in the 1980's this country has been working against the citizens own interests unless you are very wealthy. If you are, you are a selfish and inhumane person to support your personal wealth over everyone else's well being. That is why we have a phenomenon called the Shy Tory (Tories are the UK Conservative Party)
These people know the damage the right wing fiscal policies are decimating all the social care programmes like the NHS, help for the disabled and elderly, there's too many to count, and these people can afford to pay reasonable taxes, like Ricky Gervais said to Letterman when he was asked if he would move to the US to avoid paying his taxes, Ricky said No, he wants to give back. He has a mansion in Hampstead, (it's very nice, I have a friend who lives in the same street) and is very comfortable.
Another country that makes excuses for it's brutal human rights abuses is Israel.
Despite the appalling treatment of the Palestinians, anyone who supports the BDS movement (Boycott Divest Sanction) is accused of anti-Semitism, even by some secular Jews. It's bullshit, Israeli troops attack children and recently shot dead a man with no legs who was protesting peacefully, and they have arrested a 16 year old girl Ahmed Tammimi (sp?) for slapping an Israeli soldier after he shot her brother in the face at point blank range with a rubber bullet. She is also being accused of stone throwing which carries a sentence of up to 20 years imprisonment.
The US is supporting this regime financially and with weapons.
The US treats it's own citizens with contempt, it's the only western country without universal health care, that has the death penalty, very little protection for the disabled and elderly including veterans. There's supposed to be separation of church and state yet Evangelical Christians are the most powerful political force in the country.
Public education is terrible, and higher education is ridiculously expensive, and the only way a country moves forward is through education.
In Germany education is free, up to PhD if one is so inclined. Not only for Germans, but for anyone in the EU.
It used to be that way in the UK, but nearly 4 decades of undermining students and we have idiots voting for Brexit.
I see people online who actually believe we have no go zones for non Muslims in the country!! Some dude on Fox had to apologise when interviewed on TV, but the damage was already done.
We all have a vested interest in protecting the world and every living thing in it.
So if people criticize the US and the point has merit, don't take it personally. We all want everyone to do better.
chokinonashes61 surname Put a TL;DR at the end please?
although long, your comment deserves more likes
+Ashcool
The time you spend commenting could just have been spent reading the full text!
GorillaGuerilla Not really, it takes way shorter time to comment than to read the long comment.
Besides, a TL:DR is not just about the time needed to read something. It's about the effort and concentration required. If it's a two to three paragraphs long response, I tend to get distracted half way through the comment
Well put, you should run for office, but it seems only the crazies want be leaders, or at least pretend they are leaders.
LMAO at that cardboard cutout
Marvin the Martian Ben Carson jokes never get old
I love watching old videos as now that news wave has long gone, I can sit, and really appreciate the humour in trevor's monologue... This dude is a comedic genius... He would make lectures fun if he was a school teacher.. Big ups to the TDS team
I love the awkward moment when nobody's sure whether or not they should applaud kim jong un's birthday
I am watching this 2 years late.....
And still being shocked with the news😅😂😂😂
0:32 ITS A SYMBOL OF "I LOVE YOU" IN THAI LANGUAGE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL THIS GUY LIT
2:50’Ahh he won’t love u like me’ really got me😂😂😂😂
the pakistan are know for being chinese bestfriend for years since the 80s i think lol not only now
from early 60s
Ok Thailand's prime minister is a straight up G
That thailand prime minister is savage AF.
( I am the eye wetness of that protest)
For your kind information, this protest was not about the money. Donal Trump threatened Pakistan and people didn't liked it, so they burned the US flags and showed that they are with the state and said Pakistan should go to war against US.
No it's not Pakistan's interest to be allies with America it's Americas interest and Pakistan is just saying good riddance
And now its edging towards being black listed😂
@Aditi Singh do we live in the same universe?
Trevor's R&B impression tho hahaha
I can legitimately say that's the situation with Australia and China. We were really close with you guys following WWII but after Trump took office we knew we couldn't rely on you anymore. Our foreign policy is to strengthen diplomatic ties with China now.
R023 G0ld
Trump voters won't realize that if anything, Trump is only making the US completely irrelevant on the international scene - but hey, that's apparently what he means by America first....
China are our foreign investors not our allies.
they never said they were.
Lol I'm from future and I can tell you that diplomatic ties with china ain't going well for anyone
That intro is legendary 😂😂
1:41 I heard my favorite EP of 2017, and had a weird freakout moment
the chinese team lol
Useful stuff!
And he won't love you like me 🤣🤣🤣
the Chinese team!
not Chinese.
Corseo what are you on about
kinetic static how can you say Chinese team when it isn't?
Corseo it's not what I said.... its in the clip
Exactly! I bet Trump still thinks Chinese and Koreans are the same people his IQ just doesn't allow him to tell the difference.
I waited so long for Trevor's Ben Carson
its 2018 guys, no one cares if you comment first.
first
326 th
Thank you
no that was 2017
in 2018 no one cares about people complaining about first comments
No one cared back in 2005 either... Bunch of slow leaners...
He won't love u like me🤣🤣🤣
Even though this show ain't funny I laugh at the laughing in the background. It's hilarious!!
Are we gonna ignore the fact that the prime minister did the rock simbel with his right hand???
This is comment but this is not that comment this is comment in other comment 😂😂😂😂😂
Awesome!!
Kim Jon Un expected a yellow cake for sure.
Chilling in the koridor
Kim jong un is 44😂
The US accusing others of supporting terrorists is like trump accusing someone else of being an idiot.
I mean, its not even hidden. The CIA has openly admitted that they funded Bin Laden for a time. There are a lot of CIA files open to the public, that document several illegal actions in the middle east, including funding for terrorist groups.
+Jarnauga
Bin Laden was at the time Mujahedin in Afghanistan.
Some of the resentment against the US in that area is back from the time just after the Afghan-Soviet war!
The US had given the Afghan freedom fighters the impression that they would continue to recieve help when the war ended - but as soon as the Soviet troops started leaving, all funds to Afghanistan stopped - these broken promises was a gift to the Talibans who quickly seized the power!
Had the US kept its promises, then there would have been much more resistance towards the Talibans from the start!
It is important to remember that Langley didn't continue to fund the Mujahedins after the war, and they didn't create Bin Laden, he was just an allied for a duration of time!
GorillaGuerilla
Crux of the story US has the old policy of USE n Kill since war on terror started ironically world facing more terrorism than before war on terror
+Denius
The sponsorship of the Mujahedins happened before the "war on terror"!
It's not that I don't get what you mean, it's just that I hate when people get things mixed up!
What I find ironic is, that of all the money that have been spent on this so called "war on terror" most have been spent on waging the "war" and very little has been spend on winning it - and the only way you can really win a war, is by winning the peace!
If the US, after the Afghan-Soviet war, had continued its support to Afghanistan, (but shifted to developement projects instead of weapons), and perhaps even tried getting the UN on board with it, maybe we could have avoided the current conflict in Afghanistan!
Abs Yusuf
It was Obama and Hitllary who supported them!! Trump is the complete opposite!!
hope both korea can work things out this time.
Lmaoo Ben Carson is actually cut away
The RnB guy reference kills me..
"Talk to the cardboard" is the new "Talk to the hand" I think humanity just finally had to come up with something different. And it's so much funnier than hiding behind bushes x'D
3:36
Me: what? Olympics never heard of that!
2:52 the best
Sets off nuke as fireworks
Well ...
I find it disappointing that i share a birthday with kim jon un 😲
Don't feel bad about it. Something good has to happen on every bad day. Maybe you are the good thing.
brilliant
Everyone has a 4k-smartphone, but the films of burning flags are always in 360x240 ...
Ernesto Guevara This is rural Pakistan. They haven't even gotten rid of Polio or Female Circumcision yet.
dainiu they may have polio , but female circumcision? Pakistan ain't certain sub-saharan African countries
Prince A Female and even male circumcision is quite common in Muslim countries *especially* Pakistan.
Abhilash Nair en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_genital_mutilation
Where do you see Pakistan? All i see is a mixture of both Muslim and Christian countries in Africa mainly
Prince A you cannot believe Wikipedia for everything mate. I know this because I've got a few Muslim friends who have confirmed this. I live in India but this is a thing in many places (the media does not always cover such stuff because it's a sensitive topic).
BALLISTIC MISSILE INCOMING!!!!
can you please make a video about turkey again ??:)
One Belt One Road
Why am I getting this in my recommendation on MY BIRTHDAY !
Happy late birthday bb
@@leahk6380 Thank you kind stranger
I have never seen the Pakistan that American media shows 😛 may be their reporters live in any autonomous region of Pakistan.
Oh just noted. It is Chaman. A city on Pakistan-Afghanistan border.
Sayem..do you live in pakistan too? i hope youre fine..sorry for my english,im French)
Aamish Are people still killed in Pakistan for saying anything negative about mohamed? Is 90% of the population still in favor of the country acting like total barbarism? If so, pakistan is exactly what i picyure pakistan to be. Indian saudi arabia, but poor.
Aamish exactly
Yup xD
Oh dam Kim I forgot to post a birthday 💩 to you😂😂
Lol Ben carson
The greatest Jocker ever produced in this world !
Thailand president though ....savage af!
Chinese team!?? 😂😂😂
he read his mother dairy.
But I love you😂😂
Ohhhh Man hahhaha... I love this show. 💖 #BD
So I've been sick for a while with a really bad cough. I was just about to take a nap when I thought why not watch a Trevor video before I sleep. So to soothe the throat, I was sucking on a lozenge, completely off guard. I am just about to close the video as Trevor says "the Chinese:" and I spat out my sweet, cracking my laptop screen
LoL Thailand Pm did best :D 😁😁
happy birthday great Kim Lion..
Fairly sure he’s called Kim JonG Un
This doesn't fill the void left by Some News. Comedy Central, give Cody Johnston his own show, stat!
0:32 did he just throw up the horns?
"...South Korea even wants to enter the opening ceremony side by side with the North Korean team"
I love this! Let's hope one day the Korean nation will be divided no more :')
Husain Ali ahhhh😄
That thai official though... 1000% levels of savagery.
Yessirrrr 👏
I like it & funny
I know it was his father's song but "wonely so wonely nobody clever like me" happy birthday Kimmy
what about BANGLADESH.
Forward Kim!
ITS JONG DUDE
The Thailand's president is savage asf
You don't need to get card board for lot of them we knew it confirms it.
China's the rebound guy
Kim Jon Un FTW!
I don't really like China, but at least they are smart and taking advantage of Trump's idiocy.
However, despite all, it is good news to see North and South Korea have at least some sort of approach. It really seems like Kim Jong Un thinks "Man, that Trump guy is so crazy. Guess I'm now the good guy in comparison."
It also plays into North Korean propaganda - they're already driving the (very easy to drive) narrative that the US is evil. For Trump to pull so many crazy stunts is probably the best gift KJU could have asked for - he gets to appear to not be wrong AND he gets to do things that Trump won't do, because they aren't evil anymore since the US isn't involved.
I wonder if ANYONE in the WH realizes that they are playing into the hands of Russia, North Korea, China... pretty much everyone.
I live in china and im from america so SHUT UP ok sorry for yelling the goverment here sucks but its a nice place
No, you can't tell me to shut up. Accept opinions that are against yours or your opinions won't be accepted either.
@Lugmillord I know it's confusing, but I think this guy Lord Diamond 92 isn't telling you to shut up but the Chinese gvnt :D
Lugmillord have you ever been to china do you know anything about china thats not what others say?
No Trevor, just because you went with your perception of pakistan doesnt mean ' maybe trump is right' - do yourself a favor: have one of writers/researchers look around som documents about US aidto pak since 9/11.
In short, what the US has been paying Pakistan is not aid but compensation for using our ports/ rods/ airbases et. al. - a partnership termed 'Non-Nato Ally".
Do some math conpensation aside, you won't find max $50 mil per annum since 2001 - then figure the number with the lives Pakistan has lost, the bloated defense budget aside we now need a fat sum for domestic law enforcmen as well.
"AID TO PAKISTAN" is a poliltical talking point in US and nothing more.
As for China, like US, China has every right to expand her economic n geo political inflence - itjust so happens they are doing it From Russia to SriLanka, and through central Asia to Europe. And they are doing it without infringing on socierngyt of any nation, without bombing anyone and actually investing in these countries in sectors they deem profitable. US, on the contrary, has been a whiny bitch since her alliance with Pakistan started.
*Feeel freee to make joke about thes spell erors - my keyboard is fucked - atleast, I'd know you might have read it and put an intern to work.
- A long time Daily show fan( Since Jon Stewart - let's start caling him Sir John stewart; likelyto annoy him in good spirit).. keeep up the good work!
You realise he's a comedian right?
I do, and as I said I'm a fan. Do you realize the sway comics have on politics, culture and stereotypes?
You should see how the *Africans perceive Chinese companies exploiting their land for resources.*
Oh how China "expands its influence" by not punishing the fishers who steal resources from all over the world, all the way to Argentina. Or by never registering legal claims made by foreign businesses when Chinese government-puppeteered businesses constantly steal their IP and research.
And when you blame America for Pakistan's failure to come up with funding for their infrastructure, that's like blaming America for "provoking Japan to attack Pearl Harbor" when America refused to export anymore oil when Japan refused to stop killing and raping Chinese civilians.
Sooo hillarius Trevor.
I don't know if Abish copied from Trevor or was it the other way round?
Only way I understand politics.. i heart u trevor
Very smart Thai president
ayyy me and kim got the same zodiac♑
Life-size == a foot taller?
Non of their NK athletes live in NK...the basketball player lives and works with his entire family in Japan. Just single example of many.
Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that's so gangster
Bring back Jon
He is more happy with his new nuke than on his birthday.
Wasn`t Ben Carson the first black humanoid robot? It`s on wikipedia.
Trevor was in a boy band in the 90s. I'm serious. look it up. :)
Trevor so cute
M a pakistani and this is HAILRIOUS...😄
As a Pakistani, I loved it.
happy Kim Jon UN !!
LOL!#!😂😂😂😂😂😎😘
North and South Korea side by side.....Boom!
U do realise it’s free money?
You know nothing Jon Un