Meanwhile... It's Twosday 2.22.22 And Stephen Is Partying Hard With A New Friend
Vložit
- čas přidán 17. 05. 2024
- Meanwhile... Stephen's "Meanwhile" segment for Twosday, 2.22.22, is brought to you by none other than the Number 2! #Colbert #Comedy #Meanwhile
Subscribe To "The Late Show" Channel: bit.ly/ColbertCZcams
Watch full episodes of "The Late Show": bit.ly/1Puei40
Listen to "The Late Show Pod Show" podcast: link.chtbl.com/Awagtx95?sid=yt
Like "The Late Show" on Facebook: on. 1df139Y
Follow "The Late Show" on Twitter: bit.ly/1dMzZzG
Follow "The Late Show" on Instagram: bit.ly/29wfREj
Watch The Late Show with Stephen Colbert weeknights at 11:35 PM ET/10:35 PM CT. Only on CBS.
---
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert is the premier late night talk show on CBS, airing at 11:35pm EST, streaming online via Paramount+, and delivered to the International Space Station on a USB drive taped to a weather balloon. Every night, viewers can expect: Comedy, humor, funny moments, witty interviews, celebrities, famous people, movie stars, bits, humorous celebrities doing bits, funny celebs, big group photos of every star from Hollywood, even the reclusive ones, plus also jokes. - Zábava
Yesterday we celebrated my granddaughters' birthday on 2/22/22 Tuesday. She turned 11. So we put Two candles on her cake next to each other. We pointed out all the special number coincidences to her and she told us that math was her favorite subject . That is so great!
Happy birthday to her! What a wonderful day 🎂
Nice that’s awesome. I make number and math connections in my head all the time. Not in like A Beautiful Mind sort of way, just for fun.
Happy 11th Birthday to your granddaughter.
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Glad she had a wonderful mathematical birthday 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂
Really happy you spent that wonderful day with her.
P.S. my grandmother turned 80 yesterday. Sadly we couldn’t celebrate with her(lives far away & pandemic)
Now if she was born at 2:22 a.m. or 2:22 p.m.....
I second that comment!
Whoever was the puppeteer for 2 needs an Oscar. That was outstanding!🤣
It sounded like Eliana.
Puppetry is an overlooked and underappreciated skill when it comes to overall entertainment, IMHO.
Maybe an Emmy.
I like how the bottle of pills say "CBS Pharmacy." Nice touch.
Omg I love that number 2 bit. She needs a raise for sure 😂, I think she is soooo amazing. I remember when they made a bit about Karens and I think she did the best Karen there. Also shout out to the props department for making a very cute and funny number 2. The eyes 😂....
Jon Batiste and Stay Human are awesome! I love their energy!
Love Jon Batiste. His eyes and smile look like how a hug feels.
I love his laugh too :)
He is SO talented!
Agreed!
He's black Kramer. :P He's okay, but not the best choice for late show side kick. TLLS is much more funny imho.
What a lovely comment!
“I wanna fistfight a stop sign.”
Madison Cawthorn: “Hey! Fighting inanimate objects is MY jam. Stay in your lane, Number Two!”
The number 2: "Then fight me. I can't be killed, WOOOO!!!"
Did not expect number 2 to be so funny, sassy and adorable all at once!
Interesting fact: if anyone watches the timing of when Colbert starts the wonderfully elaborate description of his Meanwhile segment, it starts just right on @2:02 ...Coincidence?... The Universe says: “I think not.” 😎 🌟 ✨
Something else more meaningful should have happened at 2:22
@@TruckTaxiMoveIt my thoughts exactly.
"Shut up Steve" 😆
John's energy is everything ❤️
Lmao, I love the artistical decision to make Number 2 an absolute degenerate... 🤣
Meanwhile is one of my favorite things in the world.
Nr2 bit was the best puppet show ever 😁
I expected her to be more of a square.
@@tenzhitihsien888 - Nah.... I knew she'd be primed and ready.
The duce is loose!
Watching this while ...
It's like Barney but for adults. 😶
Eliana has the cutest voice as number 2. love you ms. Kwartler😂
Who's doing the puppeteering, though?
4:55 "Ceiling meat jambalaya" - LMAO
That classic Meanwhile preamble, elaborately keeping us on our toes as we listen to Stephen’s rambling metaphor for the monologue-Meanwhile comparison
I love it 😍
"Drifter's flamenco showcase of news that is my segment: Meanwhile!"
Who writes that stuff? They need an Emmy, or a Grammy, or somethin'!👍
And #2 was funny af! 😁
it's not that hard. all you have to do is take Shakespeare and run it through a food ninja.
The messiness that he compiles from the scraps of the Pompeii ashes mixed with bat wings and pickeld pigface in a witches cauldron.
I mean, he worked in references to Shakespeare, Cervantes, and zarzuela!
Stephen! you're a national treasure. He said "the audience was so LIT"
I had, a 2 party. With a giant glowing 2 in my front yard, and I played a whole playlist of songs featuring Two, or Too, or, To, or Double, or Twice, or Stereo.
I love the Meanwhile segments.
May we ALL celebrate in public, soon...
Next Tuesday: MARDI GRAS
⚜️💜💛💚🎭💚💛💜⚜️
i love that number two 😂
she'a 2 timer that dumped me
She reminds me of that woman who died a couple of months go. The obituary written by her son went viral. “I can’t be killed!” This 2 is definitely that lady!
The GENIUS of the Meanwhile intro is a sheer delight! Thank you, Stephen Colbert and staff!
This was great, and Two's bit was hilarious! A little bonus (unintentional / prop mishap) humor at 7:23, when almost the entire stash of "MORE PILLS!!!!" falls back down onto the puppeteer instead of spraying across the desk.
And the baroque intro spiel always has me wondering how the heck Stephen's going to stick the landing. Love these segments, and very much appreciate the laughs, LSSC team.
Jon’s laugh kills me every time.
I was expecting a different "number 2" coming out of that desk. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hilarious 😂
nah that's another late night show
That one is under the desk. Stephen works hard hours at that desk.
Please pay the writers! I need this show back now.
Okay, I'm going to admit it. The number two was a blast
who was it?????
I think so 2!
@@leonardoklausmann7972 hahah silly!!!
I didn't think it would ever happen, but I might have just fallen in love with a number.
Love John Baptiste’s laugh
That looks John Turturro gives to the camera at the end is “wtf I am I doing following this segment?”
“ I haven’t gotten laid in 400 years” lol! Girl, I would DIE!!! I can’t even go a few days lol!!
The meanwhile intros are getting out of hand, and i love them lmao
"I wanna fist fight a stop sign!" Omg I was rolling 🤣 Well done to the writers and that puppeteer!
Note to self: don’t loose a fist fight with a stop sign. Lol
Not only was this show on 2/22/22, but being on a Twosday, he had John Twoturro as a guest. If only he had a reincarnated Twopac, it would have even been more special
Desmond Tutu, with Two Face makeup, wearing a Tutu, and 2Pac bandana?
@@calebclunie4001 Stanley Twocci. Just do a full "Colbert Report last show spectacular" level of stars who fit the pattern
With performance by U2
@@jalabi99 nah nah, Two Chains would light the joint up
You mean Twotworro?
We had NO IDEA Gali-LAY-O had so many entrendrical permutiations lol awesome as usual late show crew! 🌈💜🏳️⚧️🥚🌠
Wow!! Entrendrical is the word of the day for me (that doesn’t exist according to google). 🌝
And a new name for my little buddy. 😉
Eliana Kwartler really captured the emotions of the high number 2 there.
Edit: Also Stephen's guest was John Tworturro, nice.
2! The hero the world needs!
“I want to fistfight a stop sign “ lol
I wasn't even paying attention to the date today and reached out for help that I been putting off for a long time. Happy Twosday everyone!
Also you know that was a ion lithium battery that caused that fire.
We need Meanwhile!
That 2 was the funniest thing
"I saw... the music man!"
*My brain, automatically:* MUUUUUUSIC MAAAAAN!!!
"Ga-li-LAAAAAY-0HHHH!" We see what you did there...
I think the Meanwhile intros will soon be longer and more detailed than the actual segment!
😆
Save that one for April Fools. But it just goes to commercial right after.
I wonder if anyone has made a mashup video with all the meanwhile intros. Or shown the progression of how they first started and how much more detailed and ridiculous they are now lol
11/10 for the ever so wonderful Meanwhile Introduction!!
Hearing Jon start laughing at 4:50 😂
He knows the recipe. Probably can substitute nutria, too... ;-)
2:00-2:49 Pure Gold
UNION comedy Writers
keep coming up with these Fantastic Introductions. thanx B.
One of the best Meanwhile intros in a while!
Loved the number 2! Please come back.😂
The finest TOPICAL! TOPICAL!
Favorite Johns...lol 😆 🤣 play on words... didn't realize it. I love Stephen Colbert
The Square Root of Two is Tequila.
I love the meanwhile intros :)
The thumbnail made me think it was animated. I was pleasantly surprised by the puppet.
I was born Feb 22, 1983. All the power to anyone born in 2000!
I love Eliana Two!! Ahh, the memories. Oh yeah, here and now it’s already Wednesday. Only four hundred more years til the next two timer party. See ya then!!
It's ok, threes-day Thursday isn't much more than a decade away!
Huh... I would have never guessed that the #2 was a Floridian 🤣.
Ceiling meat, the little brother of the wall chicken!
That was delightfully chaotic!
Oh my gosh that was great! Big smile
Stephen will always be the best..next to Johnny Carson!❤
ceiling meat jambalaya was today's winner for me.
thanks whoever wrote that , you're awesome! 🤗
I'm from Louisiana... that's some GOOD Jambalaya!
I enjoyed the Nr. 2 bit a bit 2 much 🤣🤣🤣
Best. Meanwhile Intro. Ever.
I cant wait for 22.22.22!!!!
That was hilarious!! The number two wild!!!
The last Twosday was clearly in 1992 when we celebrated Sonic Twosday.
It was also the 22nd on the Chinese lunar calendar, same as the solar calendar, which doesn't happen too often
And there was me thinking it was just special because Drew Barrymore turned 30 for the seventeenth year running!?
Happy B-day, Drew! From one Piceses to another.
"Ceiling meat jambalaya", oh yes
Music man, pretty sure that’s hugh jackmans gig!
Yay, the percussionist is back! The whole band is complete again.
that was one of the better meanwhile intros
“2” giggleliciousness supreme!!! 😂 🤗
Two is LIT
He Said..."Kroger Sheet Cake!"
2 is number 1 in my book
who did the voice for that puppet of number 2, hilarious!
I want to know who operated the actual puppet.
"No needle no live interview with Don Cheadle, is Cheadle on? We'll get him on." classic Stephen
No. 2 🥳 was a feisty gal with her Rx flying all over the place💕
2: "... Screw her! Let's make out."
Stephen: "No. No. No thank you."
2: "Then FIGHT ME! I cant be killed!"
Based on a true story.
Oh my, they end with John Two-Two-Row, bravo!
My great Grandson was born yesterday. 7lbs 8 ounces. Both are doing very well. DOB 22022022. Proud Dad.
"Then fight me! I can't be killed!"
John Baptist is starting to look like Leslie jones lol 😂 I love him
I love the number two character
Love this show 👏
That 2's gonna be a hard act to follow.
Burned me for sure 😆
Love it how Stephen keeps falling back on the "Wells Fargo Wagon". Since I made a translation of the show, quite some years ago, it has a very special meaning to me. And I still know most of the lyrics by heart, as well as great parts of the spoken word.
String together all these Meanwhile introductions, and you'd have a novel worthy of James Joyce!
There was another John in this video, and it was all in the vibes. John Oliver.
Obviously Brian Stack wrote the Number Two bit. Genius.
I’m not on any medication. That strand are hustlers.
"Trouble?
Right here in River City?
With a capital T,
and that rhymes with P,
and that stands for pool?"
Be careful with the Music Man...
*"...And ragtime: jungle music! Boys and girls in the arms of an animal instinct - MASS-STERIA!!!"* 🤣
Next Aquaman movie, Aquaman becomes a Luxury Used Car Salesman.