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  • čas přidán 13. 05. 2024
  • It's called a 'Pearl Necklace'...
    Micky Flanagan has gone from being a professional comedian without an OFFICIAL CZcams Channel to being a professional comedian with an OFFICIAL CZcams Channel (which his wife isn’t running).
    Apparently, you can subscribe to the channel here bit.ly/2XJ423E
    So, pour yourself a glass of Rosie Lee or Stella Artois, put your knees up, and enjoy peeping at Micky’s middle-class ambiance in all of its splendor… even if you’re poor.
    #MickyFlanagan #StandUp #Comedy
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Komentáře • 445

  • @janelloyd4332
    @janelloyd4332 Před 3 lety +328

    The plasterers radio floored me..I almost wet myself laughing...absolutely brilliant Micky

    • @ronpump9729
      @ronpump9729 Před 3 lety +1

      Plaster is brownish red. A painters radio is a better analogy

    • @dannyr2976
      @dannyr2976 Před 3 lety +2

      @@ronpump9729 Maybe the man has a really bad diet, lol!

    • @jickjagger
      @jickjagger Před 3 lety +8

      That's an old Jimmy Carr line but still hilarious.

    • @CycolacFan
      @CycolacFan Před 3 lety +6

      @@jickjagger and before that it was Avid Merrion’s.

    • @mackychloe
      @mackychloe Před 3 lety +5

      @@CycolacFan and b4 that I heard it from an actual UK porn director..... Ben Dover??

  • @frenchfries2378
    @frenchfries2378 Před 3 lety +32

    “Fxck off the lotta ya get a job.” 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @dannyr2976
    @dannyr2976 Před 3 lety +30

    _'PEGGING! Revenge for the Facial'_ Sounds like that would go down as a classic!

  • @him050
    @him050 Před 3 lety +320

    I like how he says he was on holiday in Greece, then says thank you for the beer in Spanish 😂. Proper Brit “oh it’s hot and the bartender has an accent, I’ll just hit him with gracias and hope for the best”

    • @alicehammond7438
      @alicehammond7438 Před 3 lety +17

      Luke Sparrow my grandad used to say “everyone understands gracias” didnt matter what country he was in 😂😂

    • @him050
      @him050 Před 3 lety

      alice hammond trilingual. Tries to make everyone speak English!

    • @DeathRoseGaming
      @DeathRoseGaming Před 2 lety +5

      Na a proper Brit is shout loud “that one mate” why pointing. And if that doesn’t work we shout louder and point more feisty lol.

    • @TheDeepState2001
      @TheDeepState2001 Před 2 lety

      Yeah we all watched it

    • @manstakite2358
      @manstakite2358 Před rokem

      0lp

  • @denapattison6363
    @denapattison6363 Před 2 lety +14

    Doing that bit at the Royal Variety...KILLED!

  • @leehutchinson1955
    @leehutchinson1955 Před 3 lety +25

    Omg....looking like a plaster's radio...that's when I lost it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @robertsossi3186
      @robertsossi3186 Před 3 lety +2

      I dunno where he finds them, but they're unique. Haven't laughed so much since a colleague described his missus as having beef curtains like a Cornish pasty.

    • @leehutchinson1955
      @leehutchinson1955 Před 3 lety +1

      @@robertsossi3186 haha.....good one!! Hope he didnt tell his missus that

  • @stevep764
    @stevep764 Před 3 lety +40

    By far the funniest stand up around today.

  • @itsacarolbthing5221
    @itsacarolbthing5221 Před 2 lety +49

    When I saw this show in Leeds, when he said 'revenge for the facial', I burst out laughing really loudly, and no one else got it. Cue me sitting there, mortified, whilst everyone around me looked at me. I had never laughed so loudly before, and I haven't since! My sister hit me in the leg and I had a bruise for ages.

  • @DavidJones-qp8kn
    @DavidJones-qp8kn Před 3 lety +20

    “You wana a game of pool”😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @zumamaya2396
    @zumamaya2396 Před 3 lety +26

    So there's no chance of a Sir Micky now...😂😂😂

  • @joski9030
    @joski9030 Před 2 lety +74

    This man is the cure for depression

  • @bournemouthisshit
    @bournemouthisshit Před 3 lety +28

    "A PROPER POLISH!" lolololol! "Only 'ad three teeth"..... lololol

  • @wilkywilky7814
    @wilkywilky7814 Před 3 lety +68

    The scetch of him walking into a bar starkers is so funny

    • @markfox1545
      @markfox1545 Před 11 měsíci

      Scetch? What do you believe that is?

  • @TheLegenDacster
    @TheLegenDacster Před 2 lety +24

    Whose going to boo or complain against Micky the Legend about his royals rant? No-one. Well done Micky, love ya for that.

  • @LRSTAdam
    @LRSTAdam Před rokem +5

    “Colin the Polisher” 😂😂

  • @ypure3859
    @ypure3859 Před rokem +3

    "plasters radio" !! ooo PRICELESS..cracked me up something terrible...best line ever

  • @uvBev
    @uvBev Před 3 lety +88

    Thankyou Micky. I have been proper down and you make me laugh out very loud, every single time. Cheers for that. :-)

  • @lovesheriff2005
    @lovesheriff2005 Před 3 lety +34

    One in a million.... Classic work from the master.

  • @gillianlowes2676
    @gillianlowes2676 Před 2 měsíci

    Whenever I'm feeling down i search for Mickey. He never lets me down 😂👍

  • @robg71
    @robg71 Před 3 lety +16

    "He was a proper Nonce" hahaha

  • @susanvanderbilt2089
    @susanvanderbilt2089 Před 2 lety +8

    Him ,Billy C ,Sarah mc ,Lee , n Peter K crack me up! Reduce me to tears at times😆

  • @krainey
    @krainey Před rokem +37

    I've not laughed like that since I dont know when.. thank you Micky 👍

  • @Lilylibra
    @Lilylibra Před 2 lety +14

    My favourite. Especially the very end of the video. Spot-on. 👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @kezsovreign
    @kezsovreign Před 10 měsíci +1

    "Colin the Polisher" lol brilliant

  • @seanjosephhayes
    @seanjosephhayes Před 3 lety +30

    The royal family bit at the end... You’ll do rightly for me, Micky! 👌🏻

  • @88888888mummypig
    @88888888mummypig Před 4 měsíci +2

    😂 Micky is hilarious !!

  • @LeeAnneGuerin
    @LeeAnneGuerin Před 3 lety +27

    Hilarious 🤣
    I'll replay this bit now while I read the comments.

  • @terrrycouzens6630
    @terrrycouzens6630 Před 3 lety +41

    Going to get a little frightened now when the wife says she thinks its pegging time ! ! Just hoping she has a armful of washing to go out on the line .

  • @optimusprimeval
    @optimusprimeval Před rokem

    Last 20 seconds... BRILLIANT and so true. 👏👏

  • @amycampbell6133
    @amycampbell6133 Před 3 lety +31

    The funniest man alive and the highlight of my day 😂😂😂

  • @American.RivieraOrchard
    @American.RivieraOrchard Před rokem +6

    I fucking love you @Mickeyflanagan after a tough week, stick in your CZcams and boom! I laughed that much I wet myself! Legend!

    • @genokemp2433
      @genokemp2433 Před rokem

      Even now Arch 🤣🤣without the wetting myself 🙄🙄😁

  • @margeryfranko1850
    @margeryfranko1850 Před 2 lety +15

    Comedy genius …. Cheers Micky 😂🤣😅😆🤣😅😂

  • @angiem4692
    @angiem4692 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Royal family comment was the best 🤣🤣🤣

  • @richardelgar5013
    @richardelgar5013 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Plasterers Radio made me properly laugh out loud on the bike at the gym this morning. 😂😂

  • @markhills3922
    @markhills3922 Před 3 lety +9

    Classic! Thanks very much for the larf!

  • @MakeCannabisLegal
    @MakeCannabisLegal Před 3 lety +23

    Hilarious, love your shows sooo much 👌😉💚

  • @tylerdurden7500
    @tylerdurden7500 Před 3 lety +18

    A plasterers radio!! I just pissed myself!!!

  • @mickenoss
    @mickenoss Před rokem +3

    "It hides in the pubes" 😂😂

  • @EulersDisc
    @EulersDisc Před 3 lety +14

    “No sex please we’re British” 👍

  • @Niceetee01
    @Niceetee01 Před 3 lety +15

    Bethnal Green Bruvva! Only the best from where we're from!

  • @ScotsEtude
    @ScotsEtude Před 3 lety +33

    Absolutely Brilliant - he always makes me laugh 👍🏻😂

  • @andrewsimpson4668
    @andrewsimpson4668 Před 3 lety +5

    A good bit of banter there,wiv lashings of laughter.(Definitely needed during lockdown) Your the dogs bollox mate,ta very much.

  • @DJsaima
    @DJsaima Před 3 lety +12

    Geezers an absolute don!!! Big shout “out out “ from the East London geez 😉

  • @thegael5758
    @thegael5758 Před 3 lety +10

    Outstanding ,I learned a lot !!

  • @jonnyhead
    @jonnyhead Před 3 lety +12

    Just what i needed this morning too! 😂😂

  • @Alanoffer
    @Alanoffer Před 3 lety +164

    Plasterers radio ,, that’s classic

    • @joshuabest100
      @joshuabest100 Před 3 lety +5

      I was crying when he said that couldn't handle myself

    • @Your.Uncle.AngMoh
      @Your.Uncle.AngMoh Před 3 lety +1

      I'm trying to popularise the term "glazed doughnut".

    • @englishsteve1465
      @englishsteve1465 Před 3 lety +1

      Yep, that had me spluttering.

    • @maddoctor99
      @maddoctor99 Před 3 lety +16

      Plasterer’s Radio was in the Viz Profanisaurus decades ago - sorry to say but Mick (hilarious as he is) didn’t invent that one.

    • @seanjosephhayes
      @seanjosephhayes Před 3 lety +3

      Laughed my head off 😂😂😂

  • @Alexcann1
    @Alexcann1 Před 3 lety +12

    An iced bun in the sun.....Hilarious!

  • @inoodleberry1
    @inoodleberry1 Před 3 lety +7

    That was BRILLIANT 😆😆

  • @susanyork5089
    @susanyork5089 Před 3 lety +75

    Genius just what I needed tonight

  • @walan31
    @walan31 Před rokem +9

    Most sex jokes are vulgar and contain TMI but this genuinely hilarious

  • @paulalaye6428
    @paulalaye6428 Před 3 lety +11

    I love Micky he mAkes me laugh soooo much xx

  • @sjwillis1137
    @sjwillis1137 Před 3 lety +6

    My all time favourite comedy man Seeiously. Love him ♡♡♡♡♡♤♤

  • @KletoReese
    @KletoReese Před 3 lety +13

    Absolutely brilliant!! 😂😂😂

    • @maryroberts9233
      @maryroberts9233 Před 2 lety

      Live in the states and no one is as funny as Mickey. Total comedy sex symbol. A man and funny as f**k.

  • @michaelsnow4735
    @michaelsnow4735 Před 2 lety +3

    How can you not love this video 😍

  • @sheilathompsett2570
    @sheilathompsett2570 Před 3 lety +11

    Why did I nod when he said it's all about revenge 😏😏😏

  • @7star7storm7
    @7star7storm7 Před 3 lety +4

    This mighta backfired 🤣🤣🤣

  • @davidkavanagh8175
    @davidkavanagh8175 Před rokem +1

    A proper polish 🤣🤣🤣I thought that was a brummie saying. Brilliant

  • @kezsovreign
    @kezsovreign Před 10 měsíci

    Omfg this is brilliant 😂😂 so glad ive found this guy 😍😍

  • @richh9241
    @richh9241 Před 11 měsíci

    Like a plasterer's radio... 🤣 I can't even....

  • @ih2022
    @ih2022 Před 3 lety +14

    Comedic genius 🙌

  • @aarinteich
    @aarinteich Před 3 lety +23

    Lol - now I know where John Lennon got the name of his after-the-Beatles band, “the Dirty Macs”

    • @lynneceegee8726
      @lynneceegee8726 Před 3 lety +2

      aarinteich it’s a very old and very well known expression.

  • @elisa7881
    @elisa7881 Před 2 lety +1

    YOU DID DO ''THE ROYAL VARIETY" Micky! lol

  • @lindacrossland9204
    @lindacrossland9204 Před 10 měsíci

    Classic Micky Flannigan. Crying with laughter

  • @rugbydazz2264
    @rugbydazz2264 Před rokem +7

    I have always had him in my top 2 but now he told the royals to Foff he is number one forever!

  • @nzdatsports9659
    @nzdatsports9659 Před 2 lety +1

    Micky Fuck'n Flanagan ! you hurt me with laughter ! thank you

  • @PerfectHeels
    @PerfectHeels Před 3 lety +7

    The absolute best

  • @mrb3765
    @mrb3765 Před 3 lety +5

    That's you finished ain't it..... wanna game of pool😅😅😅

  • @ianblanchard45
    @ianblanchard45 Před 6 měsíci

    I went bowling into the bar 😂😂😊

  • @Jo-in3ms
    @Jo-in3ms Před 9 měsíci +1

    I nearly fainted laughing so hard at the nudest beach part.

  • @PompeyBoy66
    @PompeyBoy66 Před 2 lety +8

    My favourite comedian. I must remember to pray for him, since I am one of those people who like the story.

  • @blaydonracer5032
    @blaydonracer5032 Před 3 lety +1

    Simply Superb. 🤣

  • @pinkzweibel985
    @pinkzweibel985 Před 3 lety +4

    Cup of rosie lee .not glass 😂😂

  • @paulineellison422
    @paulineellison422 Před rokem

    This is absolutely brilliant.

  • @fintonmainz7845
    @fintonmainz7845 Před 2 lety +6

    It's about time someone spoke out against the pegdemic.

  • @elevate5136
    @elevate5136 Před 9 měsíci

    Biting on a dish cloth while she tears into ya 😂😂😂😂

  • @peartree460
    @peartree460 Před rokem +2

    In regards to a knighthood.
    Micky is out out after this bit.
    Lol

  • @Nicky-ws9lz
    @Nicky-ws9lz Před 3 lety +6

    A plasterers radio 😂

  • @waynebrewer2497
    @waynebrewer2497 Před 3 lety +4

    Brilliant 🤣🤣

  • @emilygilbeyful
    @emilygilbeyful Před 3 lety +6

    Have a proper polish 😂😂😂

  • @hazellloyd5731
    @hazellloyd5731 Před 11 měsíci

    Omg I remember 'The dirty mack brigade' 😂

  • @percytaylor5303
    @percytaylor5303 Před 3 lety +2

    He is just quality Percy London x

  • @gracemillette7776
    @gracemillette7776 Před 2 lety +10

    Loved it about the royals. Spot on fella 🤣

  • @videoloopproject
    @videoloopproject Před 3 lety +1

    juajuajuajuajua the best jokes ever

  • @willford8475
    @willford8475 Před 3 lety +32

    Bang goes the Knighthood!

    • @seanjosephhayes
      @seanjosephhayes Před 3 lety +9

      Bet he's gutted... That part of it was the icing on the cake for me. Loved it. Bunch of useless, pointless figureheads. "Royal" my arse anyway. Ridiculous.

    • @dannyr2976
      @dannyr2976 Před 3 lety +1

      He'd be bang in trouble with them royals, lol!

    • @dacelticcross
      @dacelticcross Před 3 lety +1

      with a name like Flanagan, i can muster a guess why!

    • @smoothie9931
      @smoothie9931 Před 2 lety +1

      @@seanjosephhayes Money makers is that they are... all about the money

    • @seanjosephhayes
      @seanjosephhayes Před 2 lety

      @@smoothie9931 100%

  • @johnsnooks1874
    @johnsnooks1874 Před 3 lety +5

    Couldn't agree more about the royals at the end.

  • @bushlife841
    @bushlife841 Před 3 lety +20

    3 ad breaks in a 9min vid...?
    Googles takin the piss more than Micky.

    • @Ellis01234567890
      @Ellis01234567890 Před 3 lety +1

      AdBlock mate it's a life saver. I usually make sure to like the video though as I do feel a little guilty for the content creators. 1 ad at the start I good deal with. But these days it's fucking ridiculous.

    • @tsvandyke
      @tsvandyke Před 3 lety +1

      ublock ... never had a single ad in youtube .

    • @ukgirlinlv
      @ukgirlinlv Před 3 lety

      I haven't had adverts.

  • @redeye6621
    @redeye6621 Před 3 lety +6

    Nice finish 👍🏼

  • @JackBlack-dn6kc
    @JackBlack-dn6kc Před rokem

    Omg he is hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @angelaknowles8189
    @angelaknowles8189 Před 3 lety

    AWESOME and a lot more

  • @leehackett3404
    @leehackett3404 Před 3 lety

    He’s fucking brilliant 💯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💔

  • @FAZE9NINE
    @FAZE9NINE Před rokem +1

    *A proper polish* 😂😂

  • @shellyk5575
    @shellyk5575 Před rokem +1

    How have I never seen this one before 😂😂

    • @vivienneoneill5400
      @vivienneoneill5400 Před 25 dny

      Me too ,I have just found him,.he is great really great.❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @fastbudgrower4205
    @fastbudgrower4205 Před 3 lety +1

    “Oi what you doin ya gunna get us knicked”

  • @jamesharryward5595
    @jamesharryward5595 Před 3 lety +9

    Goodonya Micky , Australia salutes you x

    • @ukgirlinlv
      @ukgirlinlv Před 3 lety +3

      Australians have the same sense of humour as the Brits. Brilliant.

    • @davidhoward2487
      @davidhoward2487 Před 3 lety

      I remember my Aussie son in law, bringing over here the Rodney Rude tape, banned in QLD..Some rotten sod nicked it....

    • @suemundt8441
      @suemundt8441 Před 3 měsíci

      Never gets old! I get a proper laugh everytime I watch him 😂.

  • @joehamiltonsongs
    @joehamiltonsongs Před rokem

    Absolutely brilliant

  • @jodielouise3209
    @jodielouise3209 Před 2 lety +3

    ‘Fack off the lot of ya! Get a job’ 🤣👏🏻

  • @jonathanmcdonnell510
    @jonathanmcdonnell510 Před 3 lety +16

    3:25 That's the one that's a bit posh and a bit dirty

    • @Tom_-dx8cc
      @Tom_-dx8cc Před 3 lety +1

      Jonathan McDonnell thinks get freaky in boots

    • @djtutty76
      @djtutty76 Před 3 lety +4

      Just joking. She's not posh

    • @paulk7144
      @paulk7144 Před 3 lety

      Best combo in the business

  • @gavinwatson3896
    @gavinwatson3896 Před 3 lety +2

    “F off get a job the lot of ya”.. well says it all

  • @seeceejay8912
    @seeceejay8912 Před 3 lety +2

    Lmfao...well i guess its kinda true..revenge..😂😂😂

  • @Nobody423
    @Nobody423 Před rokem +2

    saw him the weekend at the o2 may 2023 my ribs are killing me