The French Are Really Lazy | Micky Flanagan - An' Another Fing Live
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- čas přidán 12. 07. 2020
- Micky has cracked why the French eat snails!
But, why did they leave the stones in the olives on his pizza?
From 'Micky Flanagan - An' Another Fing Live'.
Micky Flanagan has gone from being a professional comedian without an OFFICIAL CZcams Channel to being a professional comedian with an OFFICIAL CZcams Channel (which his wife isn’t running).
Apparently, you can subscribe to the channel here bit.ly/2XJ423E
So, pour yourself a glass of Rosie Lee or Stella Artois, put your knees up, and enjoy peeping at Micky’s middle-class ambiance in all of its splendor… even if you’re poor.
#MickyFlanagan #StandUp #Comedy
The snail gag was pure genius
My dads French and he watched this skit and was crying with laughter and said it's all true aswell😅😅
😂👏🏼 brilliant
The French army knife has a corkscrew and a white flag.
Are they really that lazy tho 😄
@@eoghandridl1007 worse apparently🤣🤣
We have a place on France, it’s all true….lazy ;)
"Jean Pierre,this one is getting away"🤣
You're not the only one who finds saying that funny 😂😂😂
😄😄😄
That had most people skittn aswell but I reckon they were too lazy to leave a reply
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That snail gag was blinding, pissed myself laughing!
I am French. This is pure gold, lol.
Honestly
May I offer my deepest sympathies
If you appreciate this, you’re nearly English!
Salut
Haha excellent, glad you appreciate the humour 😁👍
I do respect the French in that most other tourist destinations pander to the tourists. They stay open all hours, do things the way the tourists want. Whereas France went “we didn’t ask you to come here, if you wanna come here you’ll do things the way we do it and you’ll like it. No we ain’t staying open to 23:00 or for lunch, fuck off.”
Shops stay open later in France like till 19;30 ...City centres are vibrant till later than in the UK ..All UK is shut down at 17;30 ..Pubs at 22:30 .....UK is crap for this ...French are organised and decent more than the British ....Their cities are generally better than in UK ...And recently their football is even better ....Their trains are light years ahead of in UK too ....
@@delcamelot you’ve missed the part where I put tourist destinations. I don’t know what part of the UK you’re in where everything is shut by 17:30 and the pub aren’t open past 22:30. Maybe some little village but not a big city
@@him050 most town centres are like that ... Obviously not London ....It's relatively recently that supermarkets are open late....But all town centre shops are closed at 17;30 ..... Peterborough......Doncaster etc ..Theses are cities ..Only one day of the week open till 19;30
They ‘aim’ for you if you cross the road as well.
You clearly haven’t been to France, no one except tourists go to restaurants before 20 o’clock… even at home I eat around 20-20:30 and I’m Belgian. I do agree they don’t give a sht about tourists and just wanna go home in general.
I lived in France for a year. Its totally true the shops are always closed.
1:15 "it`s the only f***ing thing they can catch" is the funniest thing I think I have ever heard. 🤣🤣🤣
The snail bit cracked me up!!🤣🤣🤣
This 🤬er makes me cry with laughter No matter how many times I see the same sets It’s like it’s the first time I’ve seen them He’s my go to every time Always cheers me up 5⭐️ 👏👏👏👏👏
You censored yourself, using an emoji, on the internet. Definitely not French.
Their so lazy snails are the only thing they can catch. Laughter is the best medicine. Thanks Micky laughing my ass off.
1:18 😆😂😂😂
They're there for their afternoon tea. Remember that sentence, you obviously need help with basic English. And it's arse.
@@markfox1545 yes it's arse, your speaking out of it.
🤣🤣🤣
that fucking killed me when he said that 🤣
I love the French; have done my best to teach myself the language after some years at school when no one took it seriously! But, visited France with a boyfriend in 1997. We spent the night in the car as it was late. Desperate for the loo, we went into cafe and ordered, whatever! I asked for the toilettes! Was shown a hole in the ground that looked like medieval England !!! Never forgotten the experience. I have been all over the world and that French toilet still remains in my memory as the absolute pit of despair. It's a funny old life.
Ha ha , thanks Vivien from bringing back memories of a similar experience and reaction i had as a teen in France entering a toilet for the first time in the port of Boulogne,i stared at the pit of despair with a heavy heart lol
Sounds like you were victim of the cuntinontal squat job! FYI I had a similar experience in Italy!
Nobody, literally nobody, cares.
@@stevo3938 How bad do you need to be at trolling to fuck this up?
@@andrewneal6195 Approximately as bad as one needs to be at names to fail to capitalize their own and add a bunch of numbers to the end on a platform that allows duplicate names.
This guy is a genius...Love him
I broke a tooth on an olive stone in France! I was raging!!!
All the owners of restaurants in France have relatives who are dentists, so when you break a tooth on an olive stone, they can make even more money out of you.
“Jean-Pierre, zis one is getting ewey…” dying here!!! 😂
Watched this at least 25 times, never gets any less funny. Pure gold👌👌👌
“I’ve worked our why they eat snails - it’s they only F***in thing they can catch.” 😂🙁😂
Would love a beer with this proper geezer
You and me both mate
I'll get my coat lads 🤙🏻 🍻
Be crying with laughter all night he is fuckin hilarious !!
Micky... we know it's you, you sad bastard ;)
I moved to France from Northampton ten years ago. Back then this would have been a comedy routine... But now this seems more like a gritty documentary! 😉🏆
Northampton is my hometown!
@@lillielavelle9738 Nice to meet a fellow Northamptonian. I was born there... Old enough to remember THE cinema before it became shall we say a religious 'place' and young enough to remember when Virgin opened the Sixfields cinema and they would deliver food to your seat (great idea on paper... But.....).
I drifted between Daventry and Weedon but now I miss The Wellingborough Road, which is not something I thought I would say. 🙈🤣 Can't get a takeaway here, but the plus of that is that I am a fabulous cook now... Even if I do say so myself.
Give me some news from the old town please? I haven't seen it since 2008... is Dave still there? 😉
Best wishes to you and the old place.🌞
@@nigelcarren The town centre has rubbish everywhere and is looking rundown and shabby. :-( A lot of the smaller shops have gone too.
I miss the Chronicle seller and the way he used to shout "Chronic-LE!" 😂 I remember the Virgin megastore in the Grosvenor.
I'm not old enough to remember the original cinema but the one at Sixfields got renovated. I remember when it looked scruffy and had carpet 😂
The Wellingborough road has a lot of different shops to what it did, mostly just chainstores now, restaurants and takeaways.
How is life in France? How are the people? Don't they do takeaways there? 😂
@@matthewgilkes8706 Could you please grab me a carton of UHT the next time you are out please Matthew, and a Lion Bar, a copy of The Daily Express and a Banana Frijj milkshake... And a Turkish Delight, and a Curly Wurly thanks!
Actually I wouldn't mind a pack of tomato flavour Snaps, a Bombay Bad Boy Pot Noodle and a pack of Colman's bread sauce please.
A Creme Egg and some Fruit and Nut Chocolate.
And......🙈🇬🇧
Northampton!
You should be glad you’ve gone dude, the town is beyond recognisable
BHS gone
Woolworths gone
M&S gone
Debenhams gone
Beatties gone
The Friary gone
Greyfriars gone
Nearly all the indi shops gone
Market square all but gone
No….
Cinderellas Rockerfellas
Top of the Town
Sadlers
Boscos
Mulliners
Muswells
Camillas
40’s
Secrets/Rumours
Suffice I could go on..
Unless you want..
Your nails done
A synthetic coffee
A Turkish haircut
Donate to charity
A new phone
Poundland
Or primark, then make sure your multilingual when you visit.
“I worked out why they eat snails.... it’s the only thing they can fucking catch!”🤣
Horse strangling bastards 😂😅 I died!!!!
Will Richards the “c” bomb
Lost control 🤣🤣🤣
Ol my day …. It’s soooo good to lol 😂
If a one liner hall of fame exists and it has to have that snail joke
I agree! That was absolute Gold!
Why do the French eat snails? They don't like fast food 🤣
Doesn't matter how many times I see this clip, it always cracks me up 🤣
"Zeeeze are ze ones with ze stones in, fug zemmm!" hahaha
So true, we went to a holiday resort in France. Restaurant didn’t serve breakfast, opened at 11am. Then closed at 2! The supermarket shop opened at 11am, closed at 2, reopened at 5. So basically for a resort of circa 1500 people you had to leave the resort to eat breakfast! Then during the afternoon you couldn’t eat there or shop there, again you were forced to leave the resort and spend money elsewhere!? The total lack of business sense or customer service was staggering.
The snail is the only thing they can catch!! 😂
N mushrooms.
Wish I could give this more than one thumbs up. Hysterical.🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Micky doubles me up every time lol,.... comic genius
Micky Flanagan been in the game longer than anyone never earned a bean until now
No matter the content mike just kills it,his role play and just stage presence is funny gotta be everyones favourite comedian these days....😂😂😂
USUALLY, the truth is offensive ! when MICKY say's it.. its blood HILARIOUS!!!
ian montgomery ......yeah blood😂😆🤣 take care fam!
The truth is always the best.
My good French friend said to me once "French people don't work hard for themselves they work hard to try and look better than anyone else". Once he told me that it all made sense about the French.
Yep !
I worked over there for 6 years and by the time you’d finished bonjouring everyone it was lunch 😂😂
Married a French man. Omg bang on. Water came out of me laughing. Not even kiddin.
For the olives that's why we are always cautious by taking our time while eating and be careful of the clafoutis aux cerises (cherries clafoutis) it's the same 😅
I'm French, seen this a million times, and crack up EVERY time!!! It's SO SO true!!! Always "fatigué" despite being sat on their arses all day!!! I do love snails though!!!! Love you Micky. xxx
Why on earth have I not seen this man before !! Very new fan. Thanks for the laughs Micky
Search "micky flanagan out out". One of micky's classic jokes!
Just got back from Normandy. Saturday night at 7:30 we tried to go into a restaurant. The waiter at the door asked if we wanted to eat. When we said yes, he looked at us like we were crazy and told us the kitchen had already closed!! Unbelievable.
I’ve lived in France, Micky totally nailed it. They are absolutely definitely lazy. 😂😂
Totally snailed it
@@evp180 underrated comment!
Never realised that Brits were less lazy.
The Eu was the best thing for the french and for spain and greece etc as they could continue to do fck all and have siestas and we/UK pay them to live the good life.
Saw him live in Scarborough. So funny. Naturally funny really enjoyed it.
When was this mate? I live not far from scarbados would of loved to have gone
@nope not me 😂😂 nah mate it's an island just off the coast of africa
@nope not me Hi, can't tell if you are TTP but if not it's right on the coast of North Yorkshire, a small costal town.Probably 10 or so years ago now. Properly naturally funny .
@ 2:05 LMFAO 😂😂 Fcuking Genius
“It’s the fucking ONLY thing they could catch!” 1:19 😅 🤣
yep, even in Carrefour one of the main supermarkets, you buy a chilled pizza(Sobdebo), take it home, cook it and the one friggin olive on it has still got a stone in it!
That's THE WAY olives are traditionally eaten in France, Italy ,Spain, Portugal, Greece, Malta, Cyprus, Israel, Egypt, etc. If you don't like it, you have to specifically ask for pitted olives. Besides, most supermarkets also sell them pitted.
@@jorantsegkan9000 ah fear not, despite my grumblings I have discovered beautiful pitted olives in the same supermarket. Beautiful :)
Are you too lazy to take the stone off?
Priceless
LoL the dirty.....🤣🤣🤣🤣 brilliant
Still kills me every time!
Comedy gold right there!
So very true . Just about summed them up perfectly .
I feel the same about Portugal
Laughing here brilliant lol 😂😂😂
I love this man 😂
top stuff, cracked up!
Lunchtime and you're starving..."Monsieur, we are closing!"
100% accurate 🤣🤣🤣🤣
So funny.brilliant.
I'm francophone and I've worked with many French nationals and this is funny sh*t.
bet they wont let him back i weatched that show it was fantastic
Genius love him
Monsieur we are closing 😂😂😂
I've had many meals in France, I've learned that "bian cuit" is the only way to dodge a meat dish sat in a pool of its own blood. They interpret well done to mean just on the cooked side of raw usually.
Actually if you want your meat well done, you should ask for bien cuit. That's the actual translation.
But if you're eating in a restaurant, the cooks usually refuse to give you an entirely well done meat. That's a sacrilege for them. So instead of getting a steak actually well done, they will give you a medium well. That's the maximum their intergity allow them to cook.
My nightmare! I know this is controversial but I have my steak basically cremated.
@Andrew Robinson on what basis do you make this assertion? You can get shit meat from any country, France included, and some of it is pretty fucking bland. Having cooked a fair few steaks in my time and most of it from British farms I've never had problems with cooking them to be rare if that is what the customer wanted. Having been to France extensively whilst the cuts can be different and more numerous, there's no appreciable difference in terms of meat quality one way or the other or its ability to be cooked to a certain point.
Some British meat is drab bog standard stuff you'll only ever want to flash fry in strips or boil the crap to break it down, but buying British beef can mean getting something that needs to be treated subtly and also has great flavours.
You should get out more and maybe dig a bit deeper instead of buying shit quality British beef!
Maybe just learn to enjoy properly cooked meat. Bien cuit wankers
We are in France and after looking up opening times and seeing it’s 12-2 every day I had to show my daughter this too funny
Mickey... wat a legend!!!
Yes yes, we love the French as well, cheers from Berlin Germany 🇩🇪
There that lazy that's how your grandaddy was able to take over there country in just a few days
@@rozzer666 not strictly true.
The French military geniuses built a big line of guns facing the oncoming Germans called the Maginot Line and concreted the guns in so the Germans couldnt capture them and turn the guns around onto France.
So the Germans just walked around it.
@@Rush-gz9sx I read that the French were expecting the Germans to invade from the same direction as they had done in WW1 but the Germans, in a bit of brilliant strategic thinking, didn't!
@@alicemiller9304 they French military geniuses said the Germans could never go through the Ardennes.
Then the Germans went through the Ardenennes lol.
class
In creases 🤣
I always come to this when I need a good laugh😂 thanks Micky mate, now anytime I see or hear anything remotely French I say “fkin France!” Just like you 😂 it’s kind of turned into a tick I can’t get rid of 😂
Brilliant 🤣🤣
Love it.....
How will he ever top this tour...as others have said, he is my go to if I'm feeling down...I laugh even if it's the 50th I've seen his shtick😂😂
i watch this video when i feel down and it really makes me laugh
Exactly like what im doing
Hilarious 😂. A nutter 😂😂😂
Brilliant
Every skit bloomin hilarious 😂
I wouldn't cross the road to watch this guy.
But you would watch you tube clips of him? Yeah, alright .
@@jrb1802ukWell spotted bro!!
I've got both nationalities and have lived in both countries, this is fucking hilarious.
one of the funniest jokes ever
There isnt a scene I haven't laughed at, but this had me keeled over! Fucking hilarious beyond belief 🙉
Pure genius Micky, 😂😂😂
Pure crap .....
This is so true.
Love Micky 😜
Maybe that’s why they make cheeses that take decades to mature 😂😂😂😂
Mickey is a comic genius.
I live in France, & think, just like the English stereotypes, it’s really important to laugh at them, rather than getting angry about it
Brilliance from the best comedian in the country. Also Is that charlotte ritchie in the audience from call the midwife?
Me too 😂
“Fuck zem, frow them on”🤣🤣
Thank good that I am not French, greetings from Berlin Germany 🇩🇪
Credit where credits due though im loving the snails pace. I must have a bit of French in me.
Ironically Micky looks french....
he looks like cockney wanker in all honesty ;o)
@Jay Wills-faisca France is a nation, French is a nationality and French people in general, look French. comprendre?
It's the eyes and glossy locks....
I fucking love you mate
I love mickey..im a bethnal girl/stepney..and have french family..pukka..xx
brilliant 🐸
Its so funny because its relatable 😂
*FOR ANYONE WHO ISNT BRITISH* (or Australian).
This is a British comedian speaking to a British audience.
"Taking the piss" is something reserved for your friends, colleagues, people you actually get on with or like.
It's a bit like saying something's "not bad" if you think it's really good.
So having a comedian ripping into some national traits is virtually a term of endearment.
The time to worry is when the Brits don't rip into you.
That line
"But zey have ze stones in,
Fuck zem, throw them on, I am not their slave"
works because we all recognise that Gallic attitude, and probably admire it a bit.
Ask a Brit about French farmers or fishermen
Whatever they say it will invariably end with ",You gotta admire 'em really, they don't take no shit" ( know there's a double negative thrown in there, that's that contrary counterintuitive nature of the English language).
So as a Spanish person commented
"I don't understand it I try to insult the English by calling them pirates and they actually like it"
We do.
Today is actually .Talk Like a Pirate Day.
Good explanation, but the fukin foreigners still wont get it.
The French not too lazy to have a riot .
Very offensive. Very true.... Deep breath 😂😉
I'm not French. This is pure gold. We don't need you Frenchies to validate if it's funny and true. We already know it is.
well y'all are wrong as usual regarding anything French ^^
oh I found this so funny .
still pissing myself lol
I stayed over in Boulougne-sur-mer for few days, quite pleasant but Micky is 100% right they are do not want to do anything, hate the English and make that exact noise.
I don't think the French actively hate the English. They can't be bothered with hating, but they do find you odd and uppity.
@@TheoHockeyton Rural French people tend to be much more friendly but I have found if you make an effort to speak French then most people are friendly even in the cities. Paris is an exception to this though people are just rude much like London can be sometimes. I guess it is just the pace of life is so fast people don't have time to be as friendly.
they don't get along with most countries
Maxime Etluinon ...I think they resent the fact that the English had to save them twice in both world wars, whilst the French merely let the Germans march in......whilst they munched on cheese.
@@remlatzargonix1329 I blame Agincourt, they've never forgiven us for that one! XD