I think alot of people if not all sometimes forget that. I know I do. And I also deal with Anxiety attacks. Sometimes we just gotta do what The Life of Brian told us. Look on the bright side of life and stop worrying.
A passenger sitting next to me on a flight about a month after 9-11 appeared to be middle eastern and was reading a flight training manual during our flight. You can only imagine my own internal narrative!
i think ricky is on form here... he is being satirical by showing how western people are very uptight about terrorism. and he uses himself as a prime example which is pretty self deprecating and honorable
You pay £10,000 basically to get your name mentioned in the paper when the plane goes down, you'd get the same if you took the bomb on that caused it and it'd cost a fraction of the price.
Victor Colquoun the problem is it also lands u in jail, so it really aint just a fraction if a price really when you have to eat dirty food and sleep without a mattress
no, no. he doesn't pay 10k for a name check on the news. name check and first class are not the same thing. planes go down and first class people don't get named because they're in first class. he would get named on a budget flight too, because he's famous. someone somewhere knows what plane he's taking, if it crashed he would be mentioned because he's ricky gervais, not because he paid to be mentioned in the event of a crash. leave the comedy to professional comics.
What they should do is invent a lightweight, easily stored, fully functional parachute to be made available to everyone who is on a plane. At least there would be a chance to survive if the plane is going down...
I have to fly from Sydney Australia to London Heathrow, and back again, every two years. The whole time I’m on that bastard plane, I’m bloody terrified. I literally have to talk myself through every hour. Lol! I take a Valium, and I have a Bloody Mary after take off.....I am no problem for a while! 👍🏼
I flew to England 1 week after 9/11. It really wasn't a great idea. Getting caught up at Picadilly Square protests. I had PTSD, like most Americans did. On the he flight back, 1 Australian woman was getting drunk and pushing her seat into my knees. I wanted to say something to you the stewardess but my uptight English husband said to let it be...for 8 hours. We're divorced.
+ Alexfolledemoi Why would you say that? Many plane crashes are not high speed nose into the ground. Pilots can usually make a plane come down in a landing position - just faster than what is safe. So belly down sliding crash landings are more common than slamming into a mountain or building.
Why did we have to see four thumbnails instead of letting us watch the rest of what Ricky was saying ? I think that Ricky Gervais is one of the very few people who have their head screwed on the right way; I love to listen to him.
@@rayman17578 nah, it's because the uploader doesn't give a fuck. It's easy to make the last few seconds of a video black screen for the end cards to another video. Luckily there is an extension on the chrome store that blocks the end cards from appearing. User customisation is a powerful tool. Use it
@@alauder1146 Yeah, but this idea of being racist for simply saying something like he did, didn't really just begin in the last two years or since the media started going on about Trump... They certainly bought it to the attention of more people over the recent years but some comedians were having trouble with "free speech", way before 2012 lol
+ A S Lauder Absolutely incorrect. Plenty of much harder offensive comedians preforming right now. Please stop posting this meme of a YT comment. You might as well go on comedians and say - finally a comedian who is genuinely funny and clean at the same time.
If there were a spate of murders carried out by a man wearing a Ronald McDonald outfit would it not be logical and right to feel anxious when a man dressed as Ronald McDonald follows you down the street or boards your train? Do you feel more anxious walking past a group of young drunk men late at night or an old woman? It's not prejudiced or bigoted to feel anxious in certain situations. It's logical and natural.
I wish the world wasn’t so sensitive. This is top tier comedy right here. He insults black people a lot of the time 🤷🏾♂️ I’m never offended. In fact I’m probably rolling on the floor laughing. It’s just good comedy.
i really don't 'get' Facebook. I saw a child's picture today and his face was normal size but his skull was massive and everyone was saying that he was gorgeous when clearly he wasn't. His head was too big for his face. but I couldn't comment because you have to be friends to do that and i didn't want to to be friends with a kid with a disproportionately big head, so I couldn't comment. So I came here, CZcams to leave my comment which is admitedly not so relevant but I really needed to vent my feelings. Ok, thanks for listening. Take care...
@@moussaaili2492 i dont think he was necessarily tryna bully the big head kid.. maybe just tryna understand why people were calling him beautifull when he clearly wasnt (by normal standards).. like yes.. dont be an ass.. but dont lie to yourself and just do what other people do.. most people: wow.. so beautiful. Me: (sees picture) Wtf!.. (types) Omg.. so beautiful. you know what i mean?
@@davidcure4865 let's say a guy posted a picture of his handicapped child, trying to share it with his friends, his friends commented it by beautiful words to cheer up his life, some friends of his friends saw the post and the comments, let's say you were a friend of his, so in your mind, you have to say that the child is abnormal and he's not cute? And because you can't comment, you go to youtube and relief your frustration because a poor dad wanted to make his handicapped a bit happy? If that's the case, I feel sorry for you, if that was me I'd just skip it and move on, glad I don't have Fakebook.
You remember that internal investigation, can't remember which branch did the investigation, but there job was to see what they could get by the systems they set up on the plane, and it was like 9000 items that wasn't deadly but the items were things that look like stuff there supposed to have the system to caught, from metal, chemical, that was kind of scary to find that out, so I get what he saying and the truth of the internal struggle we go through in the real world to being judgemental and not wanting to sound or think racist or any other bad thought amd thats what the sjw's of the world don't get, or allow for, so easy to just sling accusations, plus its part of our fight or flight defense that is in every animal on the planet
"It's fear that threatens rational thought" anxiety in a nutshell
I think alot of people if not all sometimes forget that. I know I do. And I also deal with Anxiety attacks. Sometimes we just gotta do what The Life of Brian told us. Look on the bright side of life and stop worrying.
No it's not...it's just 1 form.
Fear is the mind killer.
@@CosminCRT 100%
Rich people are happier than people who aren't rich. Being happy helps your brain work better. More money less anxiety.
“Yeah, but not in foreign” was my favourite bit. XD
😂😂👳
Same. And 'all the gear' 🤣
'do ya mind if i check him....?'
I like his cute illogical voice.
@Daniel Hodgson You fucking incompetent?
Daniel Hodgson what’s wrong with being gay
Daniel Hodgson you a fucking moron?
@@user-pi9gm9xp3j Jesus hates gay
Ricky is 80 percent helium
Marking the point in time when Ricky destroyed Hollywood with his Golden Globe's hosting. It was hilarious.
911
Watching this before my plane takes off....... comforting to say the least.
The greatest comedians must be great story tellers. Ricky tells great stories.
A passenger sitting next to me on a flight about a month after 9-11 appeared to be middle eastern and was reading a flight training manual during our flight. You can only imagine my own internal narrative!
i think ricky is on form here... he is being satirical by showing how western people are very uptight about terrorism. and he uses himself as a prime example which is pretty self deprecating and honorable
its not a real story u idiot
I think we should all be little linient with terrorism
To be fair it’s hard not to be uptight about shit blowing up
Thank you for explaining the joke lol
@@remosharan6138 With a name like Remo Sharan I bet you would.
I think him acknowledging the prejudice bein fear shows how much he truly understands the baseline truth of his humor or joke
“All the gear” 🤣
4:24 *”got all the gear”* 😂😂😂
So he’s a ventriloquist as well!!!
Great bit. Self aware and articulated insightfully. Brilliant act-out too.
You pay £10,000 basically to get your name mentioned in the paper when the plane goes down, you'd get the same if you took the bomb on that caused it and it'd cost a fraction of the price.
but that doesn't make a funny joke
strobe9 no it makes a super funny joke
Explosively funny one might say
Victor Colquoun the problem is it also lands u in jail, so it really aint just a fraction if a price really when you have to eat dirty food and sleep without a mattress
@@Akkul you'd be dead
no, no. he doesn't pay 10k for a name check on the news. name check and first class are not the same thing. planes go down and first class people don't get named because they're in first class. he would get named on a budget flight too, because he's famous. someone somewhere knows what plane he's taking, if it crashed he would be mentioned because he's ricky gervais, not because he paid to be mentioned in the event of a crash. leave the comedy to professional comics.
'Who has got all the gear' is the best/funniest way to describe it.
And that, ladies and gentleman, is how you tell a 7 minute joke!
I am from middle east and trust me i get the same fear when someone has all the gears lol.
Louis CK: 'Of course not' vs 'but maybe...'
Exact same bit haha
It won’t happen. But it might.
This was better.
Ricky wrote for Louis C.K. sometimes
@@alfiemitchell3026 Cool. Did not know that.
So many well-placed messages.
4:46-4:58 is the funniest part!
“There he is!”
Exquisitely crafted story!
"I'd probably get name checked on the news, but you'd be 230 others" I love how this is disappointing but absolutely true. Human morality is a joke 😂
Last line floored me. Fucking brilliant 😂
Hilarious. Ricky is brilliant
Brilliant ? What is supposed to be brilliant here !?
The video is 7:37 minutes long, coincidence? Maybe, I don’t know.
CMDR EnZo7571 was gonna comment that until i saw this
Torlak Kårstad what does it mean?
Yeh Dah boeing 737... passenger plane... twin towers.... 7:37
Yeh Dah the planes that hit the buildings
Very ominous
Masha'Allah Love You Ricky, You Awesome
Check this guy again pls
@@sefaarna186 cry in your own time
@@danielmorris9803 what does that even mean bro >>
@@sefaarna186 means why comment if you going to cry about it.. My original comment not even negative bro
@@danielmorris9803 dude nooo I didn't wanted to be mean haha just wanted to make a joke bro ❤️
11/9
Exactly
yes
"BA FIRST CLASS" 😂😂😂😂😂
Need to laugh…😂 love Ricky
He’s exceptionally intelligent.
God I love that smile! 😃
Brilliant
Let’s go brandon 🍦🍦🍦👍🏿
Epic talent
Whatever you say...he has humour and is witty ...hence i hear him...
No kidding, 10 mins after take out. That's what happened recently with the Ukraine Plane
You are sooo funny!! Please do more of these shirts!!!
Nice ending😂😂😂
That endingg😂😂
He had all the gear, summed it up
He laughed on his own jokes... funny
Comical genius
Loved it really good material and jokes.
" He's got all the gear.." ROTFL!
He only says things when they're true. Can't touch him.
he's probs the most hilarious man hahahah what a genius!
He's fucking brilliant
Funny ass dude
Wish I could meet him but who don’t
ME
That was hilarious 😂 I
Whenever you fly anywhere, ALWAYS carry a bomb in your luggage. ... what are the chances of getting two bombs on the same aircraft😊
Benny Hill
No matter how humble you seem, you eventually show your "I'm rich and better than you" colours.
Well he is rich
It's a fucking joke moron :D
“All the gear” 😂
What they should do is invent a lightweight, easily stored, fully functional parachute to be made available to everyone who is on a plane. At least there would be a chance to survive if the plane is going down...
moresnare sounds expensive...
@@MegaChickenonastick Yeah, probably. However, it seems like airlines make a tidy profit.
Almost every crash happens on landing or take off unfortunately
@@Block1618 Damn, I suppose that's true, huh? Ha, parachutes would be useless.
yeah if the plane goes down at 30,000 feet, a parachute is not helping you in the slightest.
I have to fly from Sydney Australia to London Heathrow, and back again, every two years. The whole time I’m on that bastard plane, I’m bloody terrified. I literally have to talk myself through every hour. Lol! I take a Valium, and I have a Bloody Mary after take off.....I am no problem for a while! 👍🏼
I flew to England 1 week after 9/11. It really wasn't a great idea. Getting caught up at Picadilly Square protests. I had PTSD, like most Americans did. On the he flight back, 1 Australian woman was getting drunk and pushing her seat into my knees. I wanted to say something to you the stewardess but my uptight English husband said to let it be...for 8 hours. We're divorced.
Lucky chap to get away
@@stuartbromley3513 PTSD, how the Hell did she get that ,?🤷🤷♂️
@@pashvonderc381 Probably being married to an English twit had a lot to do with it.
You should have swapped seats with your husband....
What's ironic is that people in the cockpit and in first class are statistically more likely to die if a plane crashes than the rest of passengers
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Alexfolledemoi
Why would you say that?
Many plane crashes are not high speed nose into the ground.
Pilots can usually make a plane come down in a landing position - just faster than what is safe. So belly down sliding crash landings are more common than slamming into a mountain or building.
Not really irony, but an interesting point if statistically true.
@@VestigialHead facts those I'm the middle of the plane are more safe.
"I do it for YOU really!". Love him. (Kidding aside, there was a legit attack to blow up LA stopped the week I was due to fly there)
Oh man, that punchline!
We are not rational being but we can only try to be .
Very funny .
Funny guy from Reading. Fucking hilarious.
🤣🤣🤣🤣...the ending though
He is funny!
737. Yes well done.
In case I'd be called racist! 😂😂
ShootingStar Islam isn't a race, it's a terror organisation
Pussy Eater dude it’s a religion
Mr Super-Kami Popo no it is not,,,,,,,it's a terror organisation that tries, and fails to claim it is a "religion" of peace????????
@@Heygoodlooking-lk9kg That is what people were saying about Christianity in the Dark Age.
Pussy Eater I’m an ex-muslim and I couldn’t agree more
The eleventh of the ninth.
I prefer my magazines with 5.56mm.
What a clever commidian
Why did we have to see four thumbnails instead of letting us watch the rest of what Ricky was saying ?
I think that Ricky Gervais is one of the very few people who have their head screwed on the right way; I love to listen to him.
That is a dumb question did you just join CZcams?
@@rayman17578 nah, it's because the uploader doesn't give a fuck. It's easy to make the last few seconds of a video black screen for the end cards to another video. Luckily there is an extension on the chrome store that blocks the end cards from appearing. User customisation is a powerful tool. Use it
He's a funny little fella aint he.
So funny but if he did this today he would be cancelled😂
It wasn't _that_ long ago...
Sodaghost Games this was uploaded in 2012😂
@@alauder1146 Yeah, but this idea of being racist for simply saying something like he did, didn't really just begin in the last two years or since the media started going on about Trump... They certainly bought it to the attention of more people over the recent years but some comedians were having trouble with "free speech", way before 2012 lol
No he wouldn’t...
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A S Lauder
Absolutely incorrect. Plenty of much harder offensive comedians preforming right now.
Please stop posting this meme of a YT comment.
You might as well go on comedians and say - finally a comedian who is genuinely funny and clean at the same time.
Anyone else notice video is 7:37? Hilarious
I once sat on a plane flying back from Dubai next to a guy with “Soldier of Allah” written on his T-shirt! Very scary.
I would've told the hostess, I'm not taking any chances
Albert Ochoa told her what? He had obviously wales through security with it on
Are you scared of terrorists who can't spell? I think the colour-blind ones are more likely to get their wires crossed yuk-yuk-yuk !!!
A real terrorist will never risk it by wearing a t shirt.
Also I lived to write this so I’m sure he was ok
Depressing fact: TSA have never stopped an attack. In 8 out of 10 times they missed weapons and explosives being smuggled through
That's because they organise it. That's why the heaviest defended area of the world was allowed to be attacked by hijacked planes.
So like those 2/10. Aren't they stopping attacks?
There is a glaring contradiction in this comment... Try to find it.
That's why I united them
I like you
I wouldn’t say it’s irrational to make assumptions when just recently there was a terrorist attack and the stats are on high alert.
The Genius Gamer I’m a Muslims and I can understand why he would think like that🙌🙌
By definition, assumptions are irrational. You probably meant understandable or relatable.
Mikel Syn This is as wrong as anything can be.
Aren't we supposed to be vigilant? That's the official line, no?
Was that a bomb. Or Bong on the plane.🎃
And u come back
If there were a spate of murders carried out by a man wearing a Ronald McDonald outfit would it not be logical and right to feel anxious when a man dressed as Ronald McDonald follows you down the street or boards your train?
Do you feel more anxious walking past a group of young drunk men late at night or an old woman?
It's not prejudiced or bigoted to feel anxious in certain situations. It's logical and natural.
I'm drinking wine and deleting comments I will regret in the morning
That's me every weekend
I was watching a Pommie 1960 movie "Hell is a City" and one character, Jack, is a spitting image of Ricky. I was wondering if they were related?
I love Ricky. He's a modern day( but,more pc)Don Rickles. Did I spell that righ? Ahh... He dgaf.... Me neither.
There's none this pandemic
I wish the world wasn’t so sensitive. This is top tier comedy right here. He insults black people a lot of the time 🤷🏾♂️ I’m never offended. In fact I’m probably rolling on the floor laughing. It’s just good comedy.
Bush approves.
lol Ricky has worn those same dirty shoes on talk shows lol
Lucky charm shoes🙈
i really don't 'get' Facebook. I saw a child's picture today and his face was normal size but his skull was massive and everyone was saying that he was gorgeous when clearly he wasn't. His head was too big for his face. but I couldn't comment because you have to be friends to do that and i didn't want to to be friends with a kid with a disproportionately big head, so I couldn't comment. So I came here, CZcams to leave my comment which is admitedly not so relevant but I really needed to vent my feelings. Ok, thanks for listening. Take care...
John you have swallowed too much fun in your life, it's backed up to your tiny brain !
I don't do Facebook either, just can't see the point, if I wanna get in touch with a friend, I can call, txt, whatsapp, email,,,,,,,,FB is for saddo's
John C lmao
@@moussaaili2492 i dont think he was necessarily tryna bully the big head kid.. maybe just tryna understand why people were calling him beautifull when he clearly wasnt (by normal standards).. like yes.. dont be an ass.. but dont lie to yourself and just do what other people do..
most people: wow.. so beautiful.
Me: (sees picture) Wtf!.. (types) Omg.. so beautiful.
you know what i mean?
@@davidcure4865 let's say a guy posted a picture of his handicapped child, trying to share it with his friends, his friends commented it by beautiful words to cheer up his life, some friends of his friends saw the post and the comments, let's say you were a friend of his, so in your mind, you have to say that the child is abnormal and he's not cute? And because you can't comment, you go to youtube and relief your frustration because a poor dad wanted to make his handicapped a bit happy? If that's the case, I feel sorry for you, if that was me I'd just skip it and move on, glad I don't have Fakebook.
The design of the plane should be redone to help with lives on mind no excessive greed
Soooo - you're cool with $1K coach class one way tickets? Jets cost a shit ton of money to fly ans maintain.
I did not expect that last joke... fucking hell was it funny lmao
2020?
And now today with Corona
When Ricky insults the audience.....NO! he doesn't mean it................he F*%$£(N% does...........NO................
The funniest thing here is that RG believes and further promotes the lie
This is actually a very funny way to depcricate racism.
I've brought them all back
LOL!
People that flew to that show 👁👄👁
How has he lived for so long he seems to worry about everything poor misses LoL
Did that big ass can of Fosters last the whole show?
You remember that internal investigation, can't remember which branch did the investigation, but there job was to see what they could get by the systems they set up on the plane, and it was like 9000 items that wasn't deadly but the items were things that look like stuff there supposed to have the system to caught, from metal, chemical, that was kind of scary to find that out, so I get what he saying and the truth of the internal struggle we go through in the real world to being judgemental and not wanting to sound or think racist or any other bad thought amd thats what the sjw's of the world don't get, or allow for, so easy to just sling accusations, plus its part of our fight or flight defense that is in every animal on the planet
6:04