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  • @Gigi-vq5ft
    @Gigi-vq5ft Před 3 lety +5329

    "He loves the foetus from conception till when it turns out gay" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Pure gold 😂😂😂

    • @damienjoseph7540
      @damienjoseph7540 Před 3 lety +135

      Or black or Mexican or liberal or poor or socialist or anything other than a white Christian facist trumpeter 😠😂

    • @ServerArchive
      @ServerArchive Před 3 lety +72

      I would love to hear you say the word fetus, just to see how you incorporate the "o"

    • @Nyperia
      @Nyperia Před 3 lety +6

      @@ServerArchive this. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @OP-1000
      @OP-1000 Před 3 lety +61

      ServerArchive . “A fetus or foetus is the unborn offspring of an animal that develops from an embryo”

    • @dazmorland
      @dazmorland Před 3 lety +22

      @@OP-1000 I bet you're fun at parties!

  • @Yramuol
    @Yramuol Před 3 lety +2575

    “He’s obviously heard the word science but he’s never seen it written down because it’s not in the Bible” 😂😂😂

    • @theposthumanpodcast
      @theposthumanpodcast Před 3 lety +3

      Hahhaa!

    • @TinyFord1
      @TinyFord1 Před 2 lety +12

      Yeah because the Bible doesn’t use the word “it’s science” to defend everything, that’s another religion

    • @TheCabIe
      @TheCabIe Před 2 lety +65

      ​@@TinyFord1 First of all if you're religious, why are you using religion as an insult as if being a religion is a bad thing? Secondly, look up definition of religion and realize that scientific method doesn't rely on the same principles religions do, it tests stuff, comes up with conclusions based on the evidence and most importantly, it can change as time goes on because it's not dogmatic. Scientific method in a couple hundred years advanced humanity tenfold (technology, medicine, understanding our origins and so on), none of the "holy" books did anything apart from stop this advancement.

    • @thesanfranciscoseahorse473
      @thesanfranciscoseahorse473 Před 2 lety +3

      "First of all", you do understand it was early Church leaders who really started the scientific method and promoted much of what grew into modern scientific methods, yes? You knew that right? Or how the big bang theory was originally conceived by a Catholic Priest? Did they tell you that in school?
      Secondly, Jesus Christ Himself was one of the biggest critics of the "religious" of His day. Religion without love is dead. Christian religious ritual by itself is a corpse if not paired with love. The only reason the jokes in this video hold up is because he's using an example of a "fundamentalist" Christian comment online who obviously lacked a lot of kindness and compassion when he wrote those statements.
      People follow atheism religiously today, that's what the first commenter meant to say. I know plenty of atheists who adhear to older scientific ideas that may have since been debunked just because they see "progress" as a threat to their religiously held Atheistic ideals.

    • @TheCabIe
      @TheCabIe Před 2 lety +30

      ​@@thesanfranciscoseahorse473 "You do understand it was early Church leaders who really started the scientific method and promoted much of what grew into modern scientific methods, yes? You knew that right? Or how the big bang theory was originally conceived by a Catholic Priest? Did they tell you that in school?"
      Just because they happened to be religious (as most people were) doesn't mean that the impetus of scientific method CAME from religion. Newton was devoutly religious, but his ideas didn't come from the Bible. You are conflating atheism with science, trying to say that because a lot of early progress in scientific field came from people who weren't atheist, that somehow gives religion some "authority" over science or whatever. The fact is that religious approach is fundamentally dogmatic because it assumes to know the ultimate truth that you have to follow no matter what the evidence suggests. Science doesn't operate that way. I simply corrected this stupid notion religious people love to repeat that "science is your religion" because somehow in their minds everyone supposedly HAS to have a religion and if it doesn't come from, for example, Bible, then the next thing they may be enthusiastic about (like science) is now "your religion". No, that's bullshit.
      "People follow atheism religiously today, that's what the first commenter meant to say."
      People also follow football religiously if you use the same sort of definition where anything that you may be "fanatical" about suddenly becomes "your religion". No, proper definition of religion specifically has to do with deities/supernatural, rituals that you have to follow, promises of afterlife and other things that rational people won't subscribe to. Diluting this definition to mean "deep interest in something" as an attempt to basically say "see, you follow same irrational bullshit we do!" is a pretty weak tactic.
      "I know plenty of atheists who adhear to older scientific ideas that may have since been debunked just because they see "progress" as a threat to their religiously held Atheistic ideals."
      Examples? If they truly view it that way then they don't quite understand the basic principle of how science works.

  • @Buckas08
    @Buckas08 Před 3 lety +1146

    "Sorry, are we talkin or rapin here?"

    • @kdmedia1534
      @kdmedia1534 Před 3 lety +1

      @@steakslapn9724 Rapeing isn’t a word. He said raping.

    • @steakslapn9724
      @steakslapn9724 Před 3 lety +26

      @@kdmedia1534 I'm so glad an English major chimed in. Please tell us everything you know about punctuation and spelling!!!

    • @kdmedia1534
      @kdmedia1534 Před 3 lety +15

      @@steakslapn9724 I’m not. I’m simply not a moron and I know how to write.

    • @steakslapn9724
      @steakslapn9724 Před 3 lety +11

      @@kdmedia1534 oooh, zing!! You got me good!! Hahaha

    • @brianbelcher7279
      @brianbelcher7279 Před 3 lety +3

      @@kdmedia1534 no he didn't. He said "rapin"

  • @fizzyplazmuh9024
    @fizzyplazmuh9024 Před 3 lety +1925

    At least Satan knows where the male G-spot is.

    • @evanclaassen8709
      @evanclaassen8709 Před 3 lety +4

      0_0

    • @PigeonCrash
      @PigeonCrash Před 3 lety +45

      I laughed more at this than I did during the video. He should put this in his bit.

    • @rafaelsantosx
      @rafaelsantosx Před 3 lety +14

      @@PigeonCrash I was waiting for this at the end of the video. Opportunity missed.

    • @ambermarie1001
      @ambermarie1001 Před 3 lety +10

      Read this comment just as he was making the joke. My lungs now hurt

    • @ericperkins3078
      @ericperkins3078 Před 3 lety +7

      But, to be true to form, he studiously avoids it. No pleasure for Ricky!!

  • @theaussiebackflipboy
    @theaussiebackflipboy Před 3 lety +3337

    "He loves the fetus from conception till when it turns out gay" - I'll be working this into a conversation in the next couple of days.

    • @zlatman2843
      @zlatman2843 Před 3 lety +25

      Did you do it?

    • @zilth386
      @zilth386 Před 3 lety +24

      Did you do it? (2)

    • @reference12
      @reference12 Před 3 lety +6

      Absolutely stupid comment bereft of any basic understanding of the love of God and the fallen nature of man , even in our sorrows and sins before we even acknowledge it God loves us and provides for us.
      Gervais is you're typical lazy "family guy" atheist, he picks low hanging fruit (the probably made up twitter ranter) and in a bid look more intelligent that he actually is.

    • @marcelladonyi2409
      @marcelladonyi2409 Před 3 lety +18

      You're going to make yourself look stupid then.

    • @Gigi-vq5ft
      @Gigi-vq5ft Před 3 lety +54

      @@reference12 Booooooooo!!

  • @ayriko
    @ayriko Před 2 lety +1605

    Legit the most logically brilliant comedian ever.

    • @elguedex97
      @elguedex97 Před 2 lety +13

      George Carling wouldn´t agree

    • @distinctloafer
      @distinctloafer Před 2 lety +18

      @@elguedex97 He doesn't come close to Gervais, Gervais is a genius, he also studied philosophy in university.

    • @potenviking
      @potenviking Před 2 lety +5

      I don't believe in God but those things he is making fun of are topics christian scholars have discussed for about 2 millenias... I would say thats hardly "logical".

    • @potenviking
      @potenviking Před 2 lety +4

      @@BungWasHere not even close.
      Its illogical because its being brought to a paradigm where the axioms of the Bible are not embraced, yet if the teaching itself is not meant to be analized out of its centrufugal reasoning (the Bible is a state of truth on its own, it has its own way of validating its argument). We would be in the same situation if in the future we find out that we are living in a form of hallucination - then those "scientific" arguments would loose there "imminent" validity and would sound redicilous.
      Just different systems thats all.

    • @potenviking
      @potenviking Před 2 lety +2

      @@BungWasHere thats not even 1 example, man. You are reading thr Bible from outside the Bible, again.
      If your axiom is that God's divine being is equal to truth and there is only the truth of God that exist in the world (and the whole human drama is the actual separation from God), then reading the Bible is no longer proving that God exists, it becomes a manifestation of the God's being. Meaning that if for example there is an inconsistency of "factual" order in the Bible your interpretation should be that it doesn't matter because God creates from the act of Love. Absolutely a different way of interpretation.
      In abstract, the bible is not meant to be proven by the theory of Physics, because by definition it has a different role.

  • @EctasyPills
    @EctasyPills Před 2 lety +102

    The 'because.. shut up' gets me every time 😂

  • @cyoul8trallygatr549
    @cyoul8trallygatr549 Před 3 lety +1812

    I USE CAPS LOCK BECAUSE I READ SOME PLACE THAT IT COMPENSATES FOR BOTH LACK OF INTELLIGENCE AND ARGUMENTS.

    • @scottmeager5919
      @scottmeager5919 Před 3 lety +36

      Understandable. Have a nice day :)

    • @kumquatmagoo
      @kumquatmagoo Před 3 lety +50

      @Richard Conner CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

    • @mikitz
      @mikitz Před 3 lety +7

      This is the first time I've ever actually read anything written with the CAPS lock on.
      And yes, I guessed what it was about.

    • @vernitico
      @vernitico Před 3 lety +20

      I JUST HOLD SHIFT.

    • @mrgreen...9643
      @mrgreen...9643 Před 3 lety +7

      YOU'RE WRONG

  • @thedeadd.c.207
    @thedeadd.c.207 Před 2 lety +632

    "I could just tweet a fact, and that would annoy just the right by people"
    He has no idea how right he is there. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @codinghusky5196
      @codinghusky5196 Před 2 lety

      Yup. And it's also fun how sporadic it is.
      Like, 5 months ago you could say "people who took covid shots ALSO die of covid", and piss the world off.
      Do it today, the reply will be "Putin, what?"

    • @flyingosom202
      @flyingosom202 Před 2 lety +27

      pretty sure he does?.... seeing as it was him who thought of it & does it?

    • @lukegordon1493
      @lukegordon1493 Před rokem +5

      I do this all the time 😂😂😂😂

    • @petyrkowalski9887
      @petyrkowalski9887 Před rokem

      Bible thumpers hate facts.

    • @vdd1001
      @vdd1001 Před rokem +7

      Annoying people on Twitter is an art, but it's best when you can annoy both sides of the argument, not just one of them

  • @johndaugherty7465
    @johndaugherty7465 Před 3 lety +507

    "Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe."
    - Frank Zappa, The Real Frank Zappa Book (1989).

    • @ducangdinh6580
      @ducangdinh6580 Před 3 lety +3

      "He loves the foetus from conception till when it turns out gay" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
      Pure gold 😂😂😂

    • @pmsavenger
      @pmsavenger Před 3 lety +3

      Let's just hope he was right, because otherwise that burn would surely set fire to all of it, and we'd be screwed. :P

    • @fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810
      @fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810 Před 3 lety

      I really hope this quote is real.

    • @johndaugherty7465
      @johndaugherty7465 Před 3 lety +4

      @@fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810 - It is, go read his book, it's great.

    • @fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810
      @fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810 Před 3 lety

      @@johndaugherty7465 will do, cheers 👍

  • @julierysavkova3546
    @julierysavkova3546 Před 3 lety +768

    "why did you made chocolate kill dogs?"
    Yeah man, why?

  • @blop-a-blop9419
    @blop-a-blop9419 Před 3 lety +73

    "Sorry, are we talking or raping here?!"
    That is so uniquely British ! X'D
    And it's hilarious ! ^^

  • @jeffharper6259
    @jeffharper6259 Před 3 lety +687

    Not my line, but one of my favorites that I heard in 2016: In 2016 there were more than 5,000 gods being worshipped on our little planet, but don't worry yours is the real one.

    • @scorba3
      @scorba3 Před 3 lety +47

      this is actually a joke from Ricky himself

    • @danicaz1163
      @danicaz1163 Před 3 lety +25

      Well, I've got great news for you, according to my teacher, the Hindus worship approximately 33M gods

    • @mikitz
      @mikitz Před 3 lety +29

      And remember: god is always on *our* side.

    • @MrBloodshot
      @MrBloodshot Před 3 lety +25

      You're always born under the right god

    • @Naomi-ex7dw
      @Naomi-ex7dw Před 3 lety +57

      My favourite was when Ricky said in an interview "You don’t believe in 2,999 gods. And I don’t believe in just one more."

  • @emameyer
    @emameyer Před 3 lety +678

    all this from just 1 tweet
    imagine what we are missing on a daily baisis
    i'd happily pay for a daily ricky show where he just goes freestyle for 1h commenting on whatever he feels like

    • @rockinrodney5000
      @rockinrodney5000 Před 3 lety +10

      Well I think that was pretty much the point of the XFM podcast and the animated Ricky Gervais Show.

    • @markstevens1729
      @markstevens1729 Před 3 lety +5

      There is/was an account on YT, “balr” or something like that, which was posting Ricky’s daily FB or IG postings. Same general idea.

    • @jashugg
      @jashugg Před rokem +3

      Look up Absolutely Mental, freestyle chats for 45 minutes between Sam Harris and Ricky Gervais. Three seasons now.

    • @JMBBrasil
      @JMBBrasil Před rokem +1

      Me toooo

    • @plrndl
      @plrndl Před 11 měsíci +2

      Only once. The trick of great writing is to make it seem spontaneous. That takes hard work, skill, and time. (John Cleese once said that when he and Graham Chapman were at the height of their writing partnership, it would take them five hours to write three minutes of good material.)

  • @Chardonbois
    @Chardonbois Před rokem +21

    How to turn a trolling tweet into comedy gold. Hilarious!

  • @opinionatedWrestling
    @opinionatedWrestling Před 3 lety +246

    Morning Ted! You’re in early...
    Ted?!

  • @karanfield4229
    @karanfield4229 Před rokem +185

    Love this high IQ, witty, hilarious, logical, animal loving English dude! There is no one even comes close, to the great Ricky Gervais! Love from New Zealand 🇳🇿 ❤.

    • @EuroGuy85
      @EuroGuy85 Před rokem +4

      no one? Dave allen, Chapelle, Carlin, burr, Griffin, et al.

    • @MrBikkyLover
      @MrBikkyLover Před rokem +9

      ​@@EuroGuy85 They come close but not that close.

    • @seanscanlon9067
      @seanscanlon9067 Před 11 měsíci +2

      Bill Burr.

    • @FuckFeminists
      @FuckFeminists Před 10 měsíci

      @@EuroGuy85 Those are all American. Also, your name sucks the big one, otherwise Id write the name of the best standup comedian on the planet. Which certainly isnt in your list. Though Bill Burr is a good shout in the call-out style.

    • @kezsovreign
      @kezsovreign Před 10 měsíci

      Chur 🥰

  • @hanskneesun123
    @hanskneesun123 Před rokem +53

    Mitchell and Webb did a skit where the relative of someone who died in a train accident were asked for their opinion and the relative 'ruined' the narrative by stating that their opinion was clearly biased and that they had no place being on the news. I always thought asking a grieving relative on live tv 'how they feel' was quite ghoulish.

  • @dimpled_skeptic93
    @dimpled_skeptic93 Před 3 lety +664

    I love Ricky. From criticizing religion to calling out pedos! He must be protected at all costs

    • @JMBBrasil
      @JMBBrasil Před 2 lety +2

      He did a pro phedo joke once…I’ve just seen it. Disappointing

    • @elementalb3m957
      @elementalb3m957 Před 2 lety +7

      @@JMBBrasil What

    • @PringlesOriginal445
      @PringlesOriginal445 Před 2 lety

      Really? If your talking about the one in after life it’s hardly pro pedo lol was

    • @dimpled_skeptic93
      @dimpled_skeptic93 Před 2 lety +5

      @@PringlesOriginal445 what...? Are you even saying?

    • @PringlesOriginal445
      @PringlesOriginal445 Před 2 lety +1

      @@dimpled_skeptic93 Somebody said he made a pro pedo joke, so I was replying to that comment. I assume that person meant it was the joke that he made in afterlife, and I don't think that joke was pro pedo.

  • @phoqueme
    @phoqueme Před 3 lety +366

    This is the most logical joke I've heard 🤣🤣

    • @MrWongWey
      @MrWongWey Před 3 lety +4

      @Debra Jones It is a joke. Just because it's true doesn't mean it can't be used as a joke. Most of the jokes you hear from comedians are basically truth put in a comedic light.

    • @averagejoessb3110
      @averagejoessb3110 Před 3 lety +2

      @Debra Jones but it's also still a joke bruh. You're saying it's not a joke but it literally is a joke this is a comedy routine. The scientific facts aren't jokes of course and Ricky isn't joking about being atheist but OP was just pointing out that Ricky was simultaneously destroying religion with facts and logic while making jokes too.

    • @averagejoessb3110
      @averagejoessb3110 Před 3 lety

      @Debra Jones the joke is on me...??? Good question I didn't think so either 🤔. Yeah I saw you commenting on another thread in here and either you're a troll or too stupid to understand basic concepts either way there is no value in talking to you further so I won't.

    • @dawghousetv
      @dawghousetv Před 3 lety +1

      More logical than this! czcams.com/video/6S40m-UNLzE/video.html

    • @saulgoodman5451
      @saulgoodman5451 Před 3 lety

      @@averagejoessb3110 well, he isn't destroying Christianity, but overall, the jokes are fire

  • @maxkharpovitski6399
    @maxkharpovitski6399 Před 3 lety +146

    His delivery is awesome, Ricky definitely deserves his riches lol

    • @willshogren1987
      @willshogren1987 Před 2 lety

      No he doesn't, capitalism is cancer.

    • @eattherich2
      @eattherich2 Před 4 měsíci

      Yeah more than Harvey Weinstein and almost as much as Gary Lineker lol

  • @NapaValleyVegan
    @NapaValleyVegan Před 3 lety +211

    I’ve watched this on Netflix 3 times and I still laugh out loud!!

    • @fabianatrindade56
      @fabianatrindade56 Před 3 lety +3

      Shit! I'm such a dumbass. I've been watching bits and pieces of the show on CZcams instead of seeing it all on Netflix. Even worse, the name of the channel... Ughhh 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @leonskum.5682
      @leonskum.5682 Před rokem +1

      Which one is this sketch part of please?

    • @NapaValleyVegan
      @NapaValleyVegan Před rokem +1

      @@leonskum.5682 i think this one is Humanity. His newest special Supernature is on Netflix now too. Enjoy!

    • @BirrDetonator1989
      @BirrDetonator1989 Před rokem +2

      It was actually, in my opinion, his worst special.... and it's still great. Ricky never disappoints

  • @vladbustiuc
    @vladbustiuc Před 3 lety +121

    Actually theologians say that you can see hell from heaven. Which is exactly what compassionate moral people would enjoy in heaven, all the serenity and a neverending horror movie playing live 24/7.

    • @peteconrad2077
      @peteconrad2077 Před 3 lety +21

      What kind of evil, twisted, sadistic arsehole would enjoy watching that?

    • @pseudo_ra
      @pseudo_ra Před 2 lety +12

      Lol it’s almost like it’s not about the elevation of the human spirit but the degradation/destruction of our perceived enemies and non-believers. It’s almost like the so called religion of love is fueled by unfettered hatred.

    • @vladbustiuc
      @vladbustiuc Před 2 lety +6

      @@pseudo_ra well where did u think the "religion of peace" got their idea of peace? Some other "peaceful" sadists that predated them.

    • @Uouttooo
      @Uouttooo Před 2 lety +1

      We can see many stars in the sky at night from Earth but can we see aliens going about their business or violent weather and star quakes over there? So you get my point! Even if one can see Hell from Heaven, which I doubt because it would not be heaven if you can see all that nastiness and weeping in hell, they might not be able to tell what is going on in hell.

    • @TheMonk72
      @TheMonk72 Před 2 lety +6

      @@Uouttooo apparently they get to sit in heaven and watch the details of hell as entertainment. You know, like modern reality tv. Except a little less staged, and probably more entertaining. I mean, what else are you going to do for eternity between shifts worshipping at the feet of God?

  • @maryharper9321
    @maryharper9321 Před rokem +16

    The sheer logic and simplicity makes me laugh every time

  • @eneobande7433
    @eneobande7433 Před 3 lety +83

    my hands down favorite comedian anyday.

    • @itellyouforfree7238
      @itellyouforfree7238 Před 3 lety +2

      what about george carlin? i like george on even days and ricky on odd days

    • @dawghousetv
      @dawghousetv Před 3 lety +2

      @@itellyouforfree7238 More than these guys? czcams.com/video/6S40m-UNLzE/video.html

  • @robbieomahony5741
    @robbieomahony5741 Před 3 lety +11

    That chuckle when he says "why has god forsaken me" I died hahahhaha

  • @kevanbrown7620
    @kevanbrown7620 Před 2 lety +16

    "What is Wrong With You". "Oh, like You're Bradd Pitt" some of the things he comes out with have me laughing so hard.

    • @L.Drizzle
      @L.Drizzle Před rokem +1

      Why are the words in quotes in your comment all starting with a capital letter?

  • @teflonhammer3465
    @teflonhammer3465 Před 2 lety +50

    "Why did you make chocolate kill dogs?" It turns out Ricky and I have a lot of curiosity in common

    • @Uouttooo
      @Uouttooo Před 2 lety

      But you are not curious about chocolate killing men?

    • @yaboiicj94
      @yaboiicj94 Před 2 lety +4

      @@Uouttooo what?

    • @jackwhitbread4583
      @jackwhitbread4583 Před 2 lety

      @@Uouttooo have you any real understanding just how much chocolate it would take to kill a human? Btw its not something that a human would ever be capable of doing so your argument is as pointless as your existence

    • @codinghusky5196
      @codinghusky5196 Před 2 lety

      ​@@yaboiicj94 human beings with cocks can eat lots of chocolate, get fat, overload their cardiovascular system and DIE.
      And it's especially sinister; when their teeth rot out due to too much sugar from chocolate, they can STILL eat it because it MELTS...

    • @howshecuttingbogman8999
      @howshecuttingbogman8999 Před rokem

      Do you? Ooh shut that door!

  • @jedd.5407
    @jedd.5407 Před rokem +11

    “If you’re surrounded by idiots, you’re the unpopular one and the odd one out because idiots don’t like smart asses.” -Ricky Gervais
    Classic Gervais!!!

    • @tommychappell6359
      @tommychappell6359 Před rokem

      LITERALLY how it feels.

    • @tommychappell6359
      @tommychappell6359 Před rokem

      dont get me started...

    • @tommychappell6359
      @tommychappell6359 Před rokem

      I say something I know Factually right 100% (YT) and I'm called unhinged? (How Ironic) for whatttt?? being rightt?
      Truly the meaning of 'catching the right people'. They wouldn't have a clue what fact/truth looked like if it was right in front of them.
      And they have tenacity to call me, unhinged? (which is a truly 'Psychotic' thing to say, ironically, much worse than calling someone a freak).
      I turned around and called them insane/crazy/totally deranged. who gets to call other people unhinged?? and people even liked his comment,
      who I betting were cowards themselves gleeeeefully looking on their tablettt. willing whether to hit like button or not, people like comments of those people who don't make them feel wrong. And That was it, I didn't couldn't care after that. Says the person who goes around calling other people 'unhinged' without restraint. (the difference, and clear one).
      somehow it's ME who ends up getting wrong attention (for STATING, FACTS..).
      Obviously not gonna say 'takes a person to know a person', because used/old. but principle is true.
      I think these people need to get 'checked out' first. before making 'psychotic comments' like they do.
      Normal people don't 'unhingingly' go around calling people unhinged/unhingedly wrongg. PERIOD. Seen people saying other places. (they need to get FIXED and quick).
      Clunky/Broken for never seeing how they are wrong, others are right. making some truly stupendous comments.

    • @edeledeledel5490
      @edeledeledel5490 Před 7 měsíci +1

      That's why Trump supporters flock together.

  • @planetearth740
    @planetearth740 Před 3 lety +168

    Was watching this on my tv, my gran came in at the wrong time 🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @Chuckus
      @Chuckus Před 3 lety +11

      Its the right time if u play your cards right

    • @LonelyCinderella123
      @LonelyCinderella123 Před 3 lety +1

      Im guessing when he was doing hip thrusts

    • @harmleyten4
      @harmleyten4 Před 3 lety +1

      Love it

    • @voodoodolll
      @voodoodolll Před 2 lety +2

      @@Chuckus holy fucking christ

    • @codinghusky5196
      @codinghusky5196 Před 2 lety +4

      @@voodoodolll why? It's his GRAN. If she wasn't well acquainted to some hip thrusting, She wouldn't BE his gran; lemme tell you that.

  • @gar2322
    @gar2322 Před 2 lety +121

    it always hit hard and hilarious my own dad tried to kill me for not believing that Mohammad flew through space on a flying horse

    • @pixelboujee
      @pixelboujee Před rokem

      Hits you harder than your dad you mean?

    • @sirmalus5153
      @sirmalus5153 Před rokem

      The people who think religeon is real are truly bonkers. They all need emergency treatment to their heads, like a bullet or something final like that.
      "god wills it" is the most stupid statement someone can ever make in life.

    • @terrysullivan4700
      @terrysullivan4700 Před rokem +2

      Now that's funny

    • @ciarancosgrave
      @ciarancosgrave Před rokem +9

      Wait, You mean Mohammad DIDN'T fly through space on a flying horse?!!!!! No way!!!!!! You're crazy...

    • @the-indexator
      @the-indexator Před rokem +4

      horses don't fly

  • @caseytodd7632
    @caseytodd7632 Před 3 lety +138

    I'm a conservative Christian Texan, and I approve this message. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Spiritdove64
    @Spiritdove64 Před 7 měsíci +5

    This man is worth $100 million dollars wears tshirt and jeans. gotta love him. He was not rich till 40 so he knows how to be real

  • @cultureaddict3526
    @cultureaddict3526 Před 3 lety +298

    The amazing thing is that that guy who's an absolute nobody is being roasted in front of potentially millions of people and he won't ever be able to reply to this. The most shut up a person can be.
    Love it.

    • @DichotomousRex
      @DichotomousRex Před 3 lety +3

      Nothing cooler than watching a nobody who can't reply get dunked on by a rich powerful famous person
      Oh wait

    • @sksaddrakk5183
      @sksaddrakk5183 Před 3 lety +4

      @@DichotomousRex to be fair, we do not know whether this person is indeed a nobody for all we know it could have been G. W. Bush or Trump whi wrote this... (fill in your favourite celebrity roast victim)

    • @snowjix
      @snowjix Před 3 lety +11

      @@sksaddrakk5183 Or it all be a made up story for the sake of comedy. who knows really.

    • @ph8077
      @ph8077 Před 3 lety +2

      @@snowjix As Louis CK once said: "Can I get my cock out & jerk off for you...oh & I promise I won't sack you from this show?"
      That's not the apposite quote I was looking for to make my point, grrrrrr!

    • @psycheevolved1428
      @psycheevolved1428 Před 3 lety +4

      There's a thing called twitter. Guessing you haven't heard of it.

  • @theotherbaratheon1895
    @theotherbaratheon1895 Před 3 lety +264

    Hey everyone just remember, it's a joke. Even if it's true and validated

    • @dawghousetv
      @dawghousetv Před 3 lety +2

      Wish this was a joke! czcams.com/video/6S40m-UNLzE/video.html

  • @GodiscomingBhappy
    @GodiscomingBhappy Před rokem +4

    "why did you make chocolate kill dogs?"🤣🤣🤣🤣 i agree!!! damn it!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @waltz9230
    @waltz9230 Před 3 lety +209

    The story itself is so simple and really not funny but holy shit the way he tells it makes it pure gold, I couldn’t stop laughing 😂
    That’s some serious talent right thwre

    • @immortalsun
      @immortalsun Před 3 lety +3

      Who’s thwre

    • @DjBlakkTux
      @DjBlakkTux Před 2 lety +5

      i have to agree. he has an immaculate delivery.

  • @miklovelka6526
    @miklovelka6526 Před 2 lety +15

    This man is a gem... please.. never change... i dont mean dont grow or evolve... just.. dont ever lose your big droopy balls

  • @joeybader8342
    @joeybader8342 Před 3 lety +163

    This is a comedic genius performing perfect comedy.

    • @dawghousetv
      @dawghousetv Před 3 lety +1

      If you know comedy I’d love some feedback on our new sketch!
      czcams.com/video/6S40m-UNLzE/video.html

    • @psycheevolved1428
      @psycheevolved1428 Před 3 lety

      Hardly genius lmao

    • @joeybader8342
      @joeybader8342 Před 3 lety +8

      @@psycheevolved1428 I think he's a comedic genius.

    • @liquidbraino
      @liquidbraino Před rokem +2

      @@psycheevolved1428 Created the show "The Office". He's more of a genius than you are.

    • @aryanbose9084
      @aryanbose9084 Před rokem

      @@psycheevolved1428 either you're triggered or you're a boring sad person.

  • @wilsonthewarrior
    @wilsonthewarrior Před 3 lety +7

    “why are they so distended?” 😂😂😂😂

  • @sunyatas7423
    @sunyatas7423 Před rokem +146

    God bless Ricky Gervais.

    • @xa-69prototype-19
      @xa-69prototype-19 Před rokem

      Yeah God whatever
      Thanks for making him atheist

    • @rova3308
      @rova3308 Před rokem +1

      But he doesnt believe there's such thing as God

    • @nethul
      @nethul Před rokem +12

      @@rova3308 it doesn' matter

    • @BrHck
      @BrHck Před rokem +12

      Hahahahah... good one!

    • @petermikhalchik8568
      @petermikhalchik8568 Před rokem +7

      @@rova3308 r/woosh

  • @gamergeek7482
    @gamergeek7482 Před 2 lety +6

    That Ted bit made me lmao. I had to imagine the situation. Dead guy just shows up for work.

  • @alloy2005
    @alloy2005 Před 3 lety +248

    “If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him”, Voltaire once said. It is indeed a necessary evil no pun intended.

    • @charliebrayson
      @charliebrayson Před 3 lety +15

      @Debra Jones The Earth is over 4.5 billion years old

    • @charliebrayson
      @charliebrayson Před 3 lety +18

      @Debra Jones What's with all the ellipses and question marks? Jesus christ

    • @a4h426
      @a4h426 Před 3 lety +2

      @@charliebrayson This one compensates for her high school dropout status by pretending she's better than Theists

    • @kdmedia1534
      @kdmedia1534 Před 3 lety +1

      @Debra Jones Mate the fucking irony in this comment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????

    • @FlashAsh
      @FlashAsh Před 3 lety +2

      @Debra Jones i think you missed the lesson in school on how to use a question mark 🤣

  • @MarleneCrimson
    @MarleneCrimson Před 3 lety +8

    Because shut up got me crying ahahahah Ricky I love you so very much!!!♥️

  • @GavinHarrisComedian
    @GavinHarrisComedian Před 3 lety +4

    One of his best stories... ever!

  • @timbroski4487
    @timbroski4487 Před 3 lety +8

    'like you're brad pitt" made me laugh out loud

  • @Flipper-fe9qu
    @Flipper-fe9qu Před 2 lety +1

    Pure gold just doesn't cover it, not even close. Love it.

  • @mrtunapie6653
    @mrtunapie6653 Před 3 lety +11

    This has to be one of the funniest bits I have heard him do ever!!

  • @sheaniadahemmauel348
    @sheaniadahemmauel348 Před 3 lety +117

    Note to self: Do not watch Ricky Gervais's stand up while eating. I nearly choked myself.

    • @adrianjas284
      @adrianjas284 Před 2 lety +4

      I like to choke myself while watching Ricky Gervais too!
      Wait, what? um.

    • @Loctorak
      @Loctorak Před 2 lety

      @@adrianjas284 huh? Don't worry about it, it's nothing. Now hurry up and take the rope off so i can go...

    • @ZenonZolek
      @ZenonZolek Před 7 měsíci

      🤣 🤣 Even sitting down 👍

  • @bootje4155
    @bootje4155 Před rokem +3

    Nothing but the truth spoken here....I love this man!!!

  • @30daymissionman
    @30daymissionman Před 2 lety +6

    I’m literally crying watching this 😂

  • @Salamander6969
    @Salamander6969 Před rokem +5

    Absolutely freaking hilarious. 😂

  • @dsbg187
    @dsbg187 Před 3 lety +7

    So incredibly funny 😂😂😂

  • @greengrugach1984
    @greengrugach1984 Před rokem +11

    I'm a Christian, this is hilarious, why can't other 'groups' not just laugh, it's funny af.

  • @happybee7725
    @happybee7725 Před 7 měsíci +1

    “… until it turns out gay..” 😂😂😂 why have I never heard that before? I thought I had seen all the ricky gervais that was available.

  • @jamestl9301
    @jamestl9301 Před 3 lety +2

    I love it, that the best i can express it🤣🤣

  • @AL-hr9tv
    @AL-hr9tv Před rokem +3

    Ricky, you're the one and only in your element, and WoW what a oner you are. Stay and grow with who you are coz you're living a life so honestly as you deem fit and so darn wittingly crazy funny, so out if this world. You're a magnificent foetus!!

  • @DrCruel
    @DrCruel Před rokem +3

    God doesn't kill Satan for the same reason that Ricky Gervais doesn't kill Karl Pilkington. They're mates, and they like to take the piss out of each other. If you read the Book of Job you'd see it was an obvious "Monkey News" bit.

  • @Brayne01
    @Brayne01 Před rokem

    This should be in a 'Best of Bestofs' - just brilliant

  • @mischarowe
    @mischarowe Před 2 lety +1

    That last part is gold.

  • @drumset09
    @drumset09 Před 3 lety +16

    As someone who was raised Catholic, let me explain God not killing Satan.
    *Satan was an archangel named Lucifer. God allowed Lucifer the freedom to choose, just like people have freedom to choose.*
    *So I chose to become agnostic when I was about 15.*

    • @drumset09
      @drumset09 Před 3 lety +4

      @@bathemeinchampagne You clearly didn't read my whole post.

    • @tomr5121
      @tomr5121 Před 3 lety +3

      @@drumset09 They did not😂

    • @dfsdhjk4780
      @dfsdhjk4780 Před 3 lety +1

      @@bathemeinchampagne you are an idiot.

    • @IstasPumaNevada
      @IstasPumaNevada Před 2 lety +4

      That got me good. I was expecting paragraphs; instead I got a sensible punchline. :D

    • @iamanowl26
      @iamanowl26 Před 2 lety

      So God set himself up to fail? What a f**king moron he is

  • @iambryn2012
    @iambryn2012 Před 3 lety +58

    I’m trying so hard not to laugh at work

    • @iambryn2012
      @iambryn2012 Před 3 lety +5

      I failed

    • @DW-lx9wt
      @DW-lx9wt Před 3 lety

      @@iambryn2012 i want your job. i find work never usually that funny and thats why i listen to comedy skits like this while working.

    • @harmleyten4
      @harmleyten4 Před 3 lety +1

      @@DW-lx9wt what do you mean, work is hilarious

  • @leampunkt3678
    @leampunkt3678 Před 3 lety +2

    He is pure gold 😂😂

  • @angelah7094
    @angelah7094 Před rokem +1

    Hahaha I just adore Ricky 💞! My all time favorite comedian... 😍

  • @rachell4417
    @rachell4417 Před 3 lety +5

    Love it, so matter of fact!!

  • @nikolinac.4237
    @nikolinac.4237 Před 3 lety +3

    Brilliant as always

  • @ZenonZolek
    @ZenonZolek Před 7 měsíci +2

    OMG i nearly died from laughing, absolutely brilliant

  • @amkelaslight5085
    @amkelaslight5085 Před rokem

    "Watch your hooves on my testicled"🤣🤣🤣

  • @darkaliebaba99
    @darkaliebaba99 Před 3 lety +76

    "I'll be laughing" that's fundamentally what Christianity is not about isnt it? Christianity is about loving each other, love thy neighbor like thyself, or something like that. Yet some 'christians' are some of the most hateful and selfentitled bigots.

    • @tonymchugh443
      @tonymchugh443 Před 3 lety +1

      true

    • @wittyusername1
      @wittyusername1 Před 3 lety +6

      well it is all major religions that do this. each one of them has a few loudest and worst apples

    • @Tk-ou9ec
      @Tk-ou9ec Před 3 lety +1

      Amen to that 🤣

    • @windradyne8724
      @windradyne8724 Před 3 lety

      To be fair though, only evil people don't hate.

    • @windradyne8724
      @windradyne8724 Před 3 lety

      @Muhammedlee To put it simply, you only hate that which you consider evil. The only way to not hate is to believe nothing is evil, which makes that person evil.

  • @pedroRodriguesMD
    @pedroRodriguesMD Před 4 měsíci

    This one of his BEST BITS EVER 😂😂

  • @thexskating
    @thexskating Před 3 lety +1

    I about pissed myself 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @johnmalihi6045
    @johnmalihi6045 Před rokem +37

    What a legend, a true genius.

  • @bubble8829
    @bubble8829 Před rokem +3

    I have never before had my whole body ache from laughing.

  • @samgyeopsal569
    @samgyeopsal569 Před 2 lety

    I love this bit, especially the way he said SAY-tan

  • @valsorrell6160
    @valsorrell6160 Před 9 měsíci +1

    The last bit is priceless !!

  • @3bady25
    @3bady25 Před 2 lety +23

    This guy is so funny, he should host the Golden globes

  • @diatplay
    @diatplay Před 3 lety +8

    There's a Mark Twain award. There needs to be a Moliere one for Mr. Gervais for Extras, The Office, his movies, and especially his latest show. 🤩😍🤩

    • @onepunch9203
      @onepunch9203 Před 3 lety

      Afterlife?

    • @Shincism
      @Shincism Před 3 lety +1

      Afterlife has to be some of his best work.

    • @onepunch9203
      @onepunch9203 Před 3 lety

      Shincism-
      I agree.
      Not as outrageously funny like, for instance, The Office, but very funny.....and if you have a beating heart inside, it will also make you cry sometimes.
      Looking forward to season 3.

  • @retiredlawman4710
    @retiredlawman4710 Před 3 měsíci +2

    His comedy logic is out of bounds....IN A GOOD WAY !!!!

  • @kerrypower5472
    @kerrypower5472 Před rokem

    funniest ,cleverist ..that is not a word ! he is the bomb!!

  • @YaBoy99
    @YaBoy99 Před 3 lety +3

    At the last minute, he was killing it.

  • @george8920
    @george8920 Před 4 měsíci +3

    Smartest comedian on the planet !!!!😂

  • @trishlangford5773
    @trishlangford5773 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Brilliant. Brilliant.😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @larklark5339
    @larklark5339 Před rokem

    Bloody brilliant 😂

  • @micharogalewicz6249
    @micharogalewicz6249 Před 3 lety +10

    This is absolutely amazing. My cheeks hurt so much :)

  • @dcomp420
    @dcomp420 Před 3 lety +23

    Love this
    People actually wanna say science isnt real all the while we have satellites that let us do literally everything we do

    • @anonymousanonymous3112
      @anonymousanonymous3112 Před 3 lety

      Jesus

    • @stephjovi
      @stephjovi Před 2 lety +9

      People say science is fake on social media, using phones and the Internet 😂.

    • @barnardcoleman6339
      @barnardcoleman6339 Před rokem +1

      Clueless

    • @Aron-ru5zk
      @Aron-ru5zk Před rokem +1

      What part of the Bible tells you how an iPhone works? Lmao

    • @alkaholic4848
      @alkaholic4848 Před 5 měsíci

      The principle behind the joke is right - it is an incredible scientific achievement...
      .... but it probably isn't using satellites.
      Most comms ("the Internet") go through cables down here on earth, including mind-blowingly impressive massive ones underneath the sea to cross vast oceans.

  • @stfu6397
    @stfu6397 Před rokem

    2:35 this is just too true lmfao

  • @jldude84
    @jldude84 Před 3 lety +167

    I was raised christian but this is still funny shit love Ricky.

    • @rich0373
      @rich0373 Před 3 lety +14

      Poor you.

    • @tempestive1
      @tempestive1 Před 3 lety +11

      Why wouldn that be a reason for it not to be funny? :p
      I hope you get to honestly and critically assess your beliefs :)
      Look into epistemology and fallacies, I think it's useful for every human being to learn about how our brains work!

    • @fpa417
      @fpa417 Před 3 lety +6

      so was ricky

    • @kingofkings4917
      @kingofkings4917 Před 3 lety +1

      @@rich0373 ?

    • @filmandfirearms
      @filmandfirearms Před 3 lety +9

      @@tempestive1 Because a lot of people, particularly today, are unable to laugh at themselves. Every group has issues, but many people these days refuse to acknowledge that when it's their group

  • @tomb8430
    @tomb8430 Před 2 lety +3

    F*kin' GOLD! Ricky is the best comedian of our times.

  • @hellhound9497
    @hellhound9497 Před 3 lety +1

    I laugh so badly! This guy is crazy LOL

  • @rustynailz178
    @rustynailz178 Před 7 měsíci

    "Are we talking or raping here" 😂😂

  • @edthestudent
    @edthestudent Před 3 lety +7

    He destroyed that tweet lol

  • @mistermachiavelli3274
    @mistermachiavelli3274 Před 2 lety +5

    Squidward: People talk loud when they want to sound smart, right?
    Plankton: CORRECT!
    That Texas Christian: COREKT!

  • @palmreadings
    @palmreadings Před 3 lety

    Why are they so distended! Bahahaha!! 😂😂😂😆😆🤣🤣

  • @Dysjoint
    @Dysjoint Před 3 lety +11

    What is it with us as a species that when we come across something we can't explain we create something even more fantastic and unexplainable to solve the problem

    • @liquidbraino
      @liquidbraino Před rokem

      That's called "God of the gaps". Aka "I don't understand it, therefore god did it". But by that logic god is nothing more than a pocket of scientific ignorance which is getting smaller and smaller with every single scientific discovery that's made.

  • @codered8030
    @codered8030 Před 7 měsíci +3

    George Carlin and Ricky Gervais are my fav❤️ comedians

  • @djmini2numpty141
    @djmini2numpty141 Před 2 lety

    love your humour, crac's ( not misspelt btw )me up with your wit and touch of sarcasm

  • @codinghusky5196
    @codinghusky5196 Před 2 lety

    "on him like a ton of bricks" XD XD XD

  • @nicolasrose3064
    @nicolasrose3064 Před rokem +3

    "Scients".....
    "He's never seen it written down because (science) is not in the Bible"....
    Total truth right there .

  • @alibobsmarland9572
    @alibobsmarland9572 Před 2 lety +7

    Funniest comedian going. Genius.

  • @craigevans8912
    @craigevans8912 Před rokem

    So good 😂